A dog? died and the owner took it to a pastor.
He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
Pastor: No we can't hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street may be they will do it for you.
Man: But pastor will that church accept a donation of $1million???
The pastor shouted "blood of Jesus" why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian?
Dont laugh alone???