Checkout These Hilarious Valentine Breakup
Excuses Some Nigerians Would Put Up -
I trust Naija boys, They know how to get
themselves out of any Money Spending
events like Valentine.
Valentine is here, so on the 13th many guys
will start looking for excuse for a breakup,
excuses like:-
1. Hey why will you call me by 8:00am, ITS
OVER
2. Why will you wear yellow shirt, I told you
am allergic to yellow color, ITS OVER
3. Why will you close the door, ITS OVER
4. I said fry two eggs you fry one, ITS OVER
5. I told you to wash the clothes with Ariel
you go use Omo, ITS OVER
6. Why will you be using Airtel when am
Using Etisalat? ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy? ITS
OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,
after I told you how they collected my
airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez, you are still using king James bible?
ITS OVER
10. Why are you still using Facebook? ITS
OVER
11. Why are you addicted to Social media?
IT’S OVER
12. I told you not to Vote for Buhari during
that Election period, Yet you went ahead
abi? ITS OVER.
13. Boy:- Babe take this two eggs, Fry one
and cook one.
Girl:- Boo am through
Boy:- Hey this is not the one I asked you to
fry. You fried the one I asked you to cook
and then you cooked the one I asked you to
Fry, ITS OVER
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