What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A: SWAG
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A: A sulfone
Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon.
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym? A: To become a buffer solution!
Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything!
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: Because it's in the ground state.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed or H3O
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet? A: Because she was too attractive! ....add urz nd let d fun beqin :) @pizzaro
