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Church Offering!

Church Offering!

By ¤Prince~Jude¤ in 10 Apr 2016 | 06:55
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[b]Can a Man ever do a wrong Transaction with God?
My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row. When it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, so generous. Then majestically, I looked around and put the N1,000 in the basket and passed it on. Then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!?.......[IMG]http://www.nairajokes.com/pictures/smiley/472332889_huh.png[/IMG]
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""Usher please wait, wrong transaction!!!!!!!!!."
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10 Apr 2016 | 06:55
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hahahahaha whizjay stingy man DAT fit people like u how I wish am steward in charge :)
10 Apr 2016 | 06:59
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HAhah u d.serv it na ur type de use 50 naira for offering use 2000 play nairabet
10 Apr 2016 | 06:59
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Lolzz @frankkay am not stingy o
10 Apr 2016 | 07:11
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@oneal32 u are right ... @whizjay den why did u have #1000 nd u gave #50 as offering ......
10 Apr 2016 | 07:16
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See ehn! @frankkay thats d least amount in my pocket so i wanted to keep dat N1000 and spend it wisely but on a normal day, i usually gve out N500, N1000 as offering but today's different u knw nah boyz are nt smiling
10 Apr 2016 | 07:29
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OK bros but no dey lie o bcos Jesus will vex o u give 500 or 10000 lie of century :)
10 Apr 2016 | 22:01
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Lol
11 Apr 2016 | 07:57
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Lolzzzzzz bad market
20 Apr 2016 | 18:58
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Better leave it and form big boi
20 Apr 2016 | 18:58
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lol ...serves u ryt
26 Jul 2016 | 08:10
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lmao.
26 Jul 2016 | 09:17
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:whistle:
26 Jul 2016 | 09:19
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lol
30 Jul 2016 | 02:42
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Na God catch you
30 Jul 2016 | 02:44
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Lol
30 Jul 2016 | 02:50
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serves u right
30 Jul 2016 | 02:51
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