[color =purple] Akpos and his wife were traveling to Italy by air.
After they had settled in the air, the pilot made
an announcement, “Ladies and gentlemen, we
are sorry to announce that one of the engines
has stopped working while the remaining one is
not functioning as required. Therefore, we may
crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that
everyone should reconcile with God and settle
every issue that need to be settled.”
At that point, Akpos touched his wife and said,
“Honey, please forgive me! Your sister, Simi, who
stays with us is my sex machine. We had several
abortions. She has even planned to poison you
on our return from Italy so that the both of us
will be together. Please, find a place in your
heart to forgive me."
His wife responded, “No problem dear.” she
continued, “Since it’s a confession moment, let
me also confess. Please, you must also forgive
me. Two of our children, John and Esther, are
not your biological children. Your biological child
is Victoria. The rest belong to Kwame, your best
friend. Do you remember the day you were
robbed last year?”
Akpos answered, “Yes I remember.”
She continues, “I actually set you up with some
gangs who robbed you because I needed the
money to pay for my boyfriend, Kingsley, tuition
fees. He got admission into Oxford University in
England. Even now as we are talking, I have
arranged for your death with an assassin on our
return back home.”
Akpos responded, “No problem sweetie, I have
forgiven you.”
Meanwhile, as the confessions were going on,
the pilot announced again. “Ladies and
gentlemen, you all must be powerful men and
women of faith because God has answered your
prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and we
are sure of a safe landing.”
At that point, Akpos stood up and shouted “Pilot!
Pilot!! This plane must crash or I will crash the
plane!!!"[/color]
