Confessions of a Rugged Raw Naija guy by moneysoldier #season2#

SEARCHING FOR ADVICE I got to Joel's place at about 7.30/8.00pm, I didn't even inform him I was coming, fear didn't allow me switch my phone on, if not, I ought to have given him a call about my visit, though surprised, he welcomed him in, and thought I came for one of those random visits, cos I wasn't even carrying anything, except for what I was putting on, as I got into his room, the first thing he said was, "This one wey you just surprise me like this, how e be you nah, you no even say make you buy bread, Owu(meaning hunger) wan kill me as I dey so" I managed to fake a smile, within me I was like "Guy, if only you knew" One thing was different in me, I hardly could talk, I found it hard, my heart and Soul were weary, I was down, it was like I had lost everything, I was thinking about my mess, the last thing to even think of was dem girls I left behind, 'To your tents oh Israel, everybody gats carry him cross' I couldn't tell Joel anything at first, cos I needed to take my time, I just tried hard to fake it like all was well, that night all I needed was a cold bath and bed to crash, there wasn't even appetite for food. He had one concursion rice like that he prepared, he dished mine but I was only able to eat little and then jumped on the bed and dosed off, before I slept off, he noticed some strangeness in my attitude and he would ask, "Oboy dis one wey you dey do like gborlo so, wetin dey do you?" "Bro I dey alright, I just tire jare" I ll reply I managed to sleep till like 2am, and when I woke to Pee, I couldn't sleep anymore, the sleep had eluded me, so I sat at one end of the room, the next thing that followed suit was thinking, at first I was thinking about how to go about the whole thing without my parents knowing. Apart from messing up and downgrading myself before my Brothers, there was more to it before I made the decision of never ever returning to Delsu, I was one of the pioneers of the war that has been brewing between two frats, and there was an 80% tendency that the opposing frat was looking for me, infact I was certain about it and coupled with the school security searching for me, it was enough reason to make me run. After lots of thinking, I came up with the idea of not letting my parents know, I ll just look for a job somewhere and start a per time course in another school far away, which to me, I felt was best, then look for lies to tell my parents the year they were expecting me to graduate, I just didn't see myself sitting in front of them and telling them I ve messed up, I can't do that. Another thing was there's nothing hidden under the Sun, what if somehow the news gets to them, what about the friends I ve in school that resides in my hood in Lagos, wouldn't they notice they ve not being seeing me in school?, how long can I keep it secret?, that was when I needed Joel's help, his thoughts on the issue, but no matter what happens, my parents must not know. I looked at the time, and realised I had been thinking for 2 hours plus, the time was some minutes to 5am, so I woke Joel, even when he woke up, he still looked drowsy, but I was able to keep him awake, "Guy abeg I wan reason you one matter like that, you fit take water wash your face?" I asked, "Omor I no fit go outside ooo, wetin be that?" He asked with a faint voice. It was a one room apartment, the toilet and bathroom were located outside the compound, so for him to know I wasn't joking and what I had to say meant life and death to me, I took a bowl of drinking water he had in his room, and poured it on his head, it worked like magic cos he came alive, jumped up from the bed and shouted, "You dey mad?, nah because of one mumu thing wey you wan talk nah em make you dey pour me water?, the girl wey do you this thing wicked I swear" "Oga sit down jor, wetin dey worry you?" I replied, "Ok, nah which babe dey make your dada dey plait like this?" he asked and sat down laughing, "By the time I finish wetin I wan yarn you, you no go see mouth take laugh again" I fired back, "I hear, no be you wey I know?, like say e pass woman matter" he said "Bro shut up and listen" I replied angrily, he was beginning to get me infuriated cos it wasn't funny, so he kept quiet. After few minutes of silence between the two of us, I cleared my throat, then started, "Bro, wetin I wan reason you so, nobody know about am, after I reason you finish, then tell me wetin you think" I said. "Bro, fire on, I dey hear you" he replied I told him how and what led to me becoming a kushman, how it all started in the class room, the first day I and Salma met in the exam hall that faithful day, how every incident unfolded, the more I talk, the more interested he looked, I was busy with my narration to the extent we didn't know it was break of dawn already, I didn't exclude any vital detail, till it balled down to me absconding from school, I related every detail to how I got to his house the previous night and when I was done, it wasn't funny to him anymore, he was speechless for a lonnnnnng while, eyes red and when he finally spoke, what came out of his mouth was, "Nawa oooo, things dey happen oooo, I suspect, cos you dull when you enter yesterday, I know say something dey wrong" I told him about my new plans of starting a per time course and working, and not telling my peeps at home about it "Bro no just keep quiet, I dey run mad for here, wetin you think?" I asked He looked at me for a while, and said, "Bro, seriously you need let your peeps know for house, me sef nah System man, you no dey safe for here" "You dey mad?, tell dem wetin?" I asked, "Bro, I might sound silly ooo, but nah the best thing to do, dem gats know, just face the matter once and for all, nah wetin I feel ooo Bro" he replied We kept arguing and deliberating all day, I didn't want my peeps to know, It was difficult for me to accept it, so he left me to ponder about it for days, after giving me valuable reasons I can't remember, my fear was my mum, how she would take the news, am used to my Dad's strictness, all the same, there was no liver to face them, how I wan take do mouth dey talk am?, I reasoned what Joel told me for days, then one night, I woke up, and was having a reflection about my life and the disasters ve brought upon myself, it is always too late to say the words 'had I known', this particular night, I realised that a time comes in ones life, where what you are going to be, all balls down to one insane move which would either make me or break me, and this move was either telling my peeps or doing things my way, and whatever decision I make was either going to make me or lead me to my destruction.

This guy again, that's good shah

Episode 3 DECISION PROBLEM I was left with two options but one decision to make, whatever it was, I hope it was the right choice I made. Not like I bought Joel's idea but I still felt it was better, the P now was how to face them, I had doubt in me, countless number of times I ll always ask myself, if eventually I summon little courage to man up for my mistakes, how do I even start, several times I come to the conclusion to squash it, cos its a difficult thing to do. Goddddd, my mum was the only thing I was thinking of, she is the closest person in the world to me, there are secrets myself and my mum share that my Dad doesn't know of till date. When Mumcy caught me with Esther in the house after she warned me to stop seeing her, even after seeing where I hid this girl in my wardrobe, she kept it secret and never told my Dad till date; She doesn't even know I take alcohol let alone smoke weed, nothing you tell her to make her believe. There was this day at home, I was hanging out with friends drinking at a local bar not too far from my house, a friend to my mum saw me, called my mum that she saw me not too long drinking, that she saw lots of beer bottles on our table(in the your pikin dey enjoy manner), when I got home that day, what she told me was "Mrs Okoje called me and said she saw you drinking at Calabar Village, I told her to clean her eyes well that my son doesn't take alcohol, people won't mind their business, Amebo (Gossip) woman, I was shocked, this woman had 100% trust for me, she didn't even ask if I was truly at the bar or not, she was sure of what she believed in, she loved me with everything, most quarels I had with my Dad happened when my mum wasn't around, and whenever she came back and asked why it happened, I ll always tell her "Mumcy if you where around, it wouldn't ve happened, you know naw" And she ll be like "I know" Our connection was mad, if you where to be by my side when speak with my mum on the phone, you would think I am talking to my girlfriend, "Babe howfar nah, I don miss my Babe nah, so I say make I call my girlfriend, my number 1 iyawo, Chei Sweety, my love" That's how I talk to her, Maale go just dey laugh, she ll keep laughing till we are done talking, we are incredibly close, I don't ask things from my Dad, I ll tell my mum then she tells my Dad, and its part of the reason I know how to speak her native dialet better than my Dads cos we ve been close since childhood, but My Dad?, lmfao Choi, the man no dey smile ooo, nah Grammaterian, to the extent whenever we talk am always in my best behaviour, come see as I go dey speak british English wey I no sabi, and I calculate the grammar before I speak am cos if I do mistake, Popcy go correct me, so whenever am home I hardly talk to him, I could be in the sitting room with my Dad for hours and not say anything, and if I stay that long, just know its a football match we are watching, cos its boring watching a football match alone, aside that, I watch the rest things in my room, "Oohh ooo, Ayegbeni pass the ball to Martins nah" That's the kind of discussions we ve, but Mumcy, My Queen, I tell her everything, she go even tell me amongst all my flock of Ladies I mingle with the one she likes the most and feel ll make a good wife, but ll still tell me, she ll accept any woman I bring home as wife. Our closeness was off the hook, then please tell me how do I place my mouth when I want to break the news to them?, she ll be soooo hurt, cos many times when we talk on the phone, she always told me about her friends asking her when I ll be graduating, and she always told them I was in my 300 level to be graduating the following year, I know say I Bleep up die, as in pieces, but whatever that has happened in my life, was for a reason, I know I brought everything upon myself, though a young naïve boy, that carried the load of things bigger than him on his small shoulders that led to his downfall but I wasn't ready to allow this downfall be the end of my life. With Joel's encouragement and advice, I was able to make up my mind a little about the face-off, I kept asking this guy, "But guy, how I wan take start, Imagine my Mum to know say I don reach the extent of even carrying gun say I wan go snie person, you know the height?, something wey I almost do, Cheii, I am finished, so make I tell them that one too?" "Them go respect you more for am, and you gats make them know say you don change, ask them for forgiveness say you don learn your lessons, I know its not easy, but you just gats try, tell them everything" he said, "See as you dey talk am like say e easy" I said, "Guy, see enh, anything wey make you tell them say you wan see them, trust me you go talk, nah to start be the koko, once you start, the rest no go be issue" I had to reason with Joel cos he was making sense to me, I finally made up my mind, that whatever it takes, I ll try, though still wasn't sure. I stayed in his place for 2 weeks plus, then made the decision to go home, exams in Delsu was over, I wanted to go home like I came for the break, all these while, my phone had been off, fear no gree me cos I knew lots of peeps where trying to reach me, I just called my peeps telling them I lost my phone, more money, I needed some clothes. They sent me enough doe, which I used in getting clothes, cos phones where a lil still expensive then. Joel helped me with a bag, I changed the case of my phone to a different colour to make it look like I got a new phone, gathered the necessarry things I needed, got to Ohonba Line, that wasn't too far from Uwasota Junction, and headed straight home to Lasgidi. To be continued

Episode 4 TENSION --------------------------------------------- ------------------------------- I bought a new sim card, took just Salma, Chizzy, Cynthia and Susan's number and condemned the old sim with the rest numbers, that of my Parents wasn't a P cos I had theirs upstairs, I wanted to be out of reach, I couldn't trust anyone, even after transferring these ladies numbers, I called none of them, I didn't care if they were worried, pulling myself together was more important to me, I needed to get settled, then maybe, just maybe I might ve their time. I journeyed home, my Mum so excited to see her son. Whenever I was about to travel home for any break I always told my mum before hand, the reason was, she would always prepare my favourite dish, Egusi soup and Semo or Eba, she doesn't fail, all I needed do was just freshen up then go to the dinning to meet my favourite food already set waiting for me to devour it, she would serve this meal the way she would to my Dad, sometimes if my Dad were to be around there, he ll be like, " Sometimes I wonder who this woman is marrying, whether its me or you" Trust me this one aint a joke, I know when my Dad is joking and when he is serious, Jealousy written all over his face like an intruder is trying to steal his wife, 'reason is cos we aint close, and whenever am around, Mumcy spends more time with me gisting, joking and laughing, sometimes when my Dad comes out and meet us, he ll be like, "What are you people even laughing and discussing about everytime, nah una know" and then walks away, It wasn't my fault that we weren't close, he didn't give me the chance to while I was growing up, he was so damn strict, so I grew up being very scared of him, just that I am a very stubborn kid on my own, I got use to the strictness that it become nothing to me, no be koboko wey I don dey chop from small? Mtheeeew, the only time I can remember my mum touched me, was when I hid a girl in my wardrobe, a dirty slap, till date, but if were to be my Dad, CHINEKE!!!, the house ll turn up side down that day, but in all it made me more stubborn and fearless, that was why I had the mind to do the crazy things I did in Delsu, so to what end? Why the strictness?, It is now I understand what being strict does, it makes you live a life of pretence, cos when I got into the higher institution I wanted to explore everything I didn't ve the chance of doing at home, how does a good kid walk up to a cult and says he wants to join?, not like I was threatened to be part of any fraternity, I willingly asked to be bammed, I explored ladies to the fullest, drank alcohol like crazy, smoked cigarette, smoked weed, but when I go visit my Parents, I still act like that innocent kid they ve always known, My Dad's strictness led to my Pretence, if he had drawn me close like my mum did, I would ve been a better kid, all I ever did while growing up was use my Mum's closeness to console myself, the strictness was so much that I can't just wake up, pick my phone and call my Dad, if I dial his number, know its his birthday, I sometimes even forget to wish him a happy birthday, its that bad, my mum ll then call me, "Nwachukwu, do you know your Dad is upset with you?, how come you didn't wish him a happy birthday?" This ll be happening a day after and he ll pick a quarel with me from there, its not my fault, just that he never crossed his mind to ask me why I ve never ever forgotten my Mums birthday, the answer to that is crystal clear, but all the same everything ve learnt and been through has made me a better man today. I sat on the dinning, devouring my meal, as she looked and smiled at me, "How's the food?" She asked, "E make sense die" I replied She laughed and asked "Gist me naw, how's school?" Immediately my conscience began to prick me, how ll this woman take this news, I was asking myself, I was having a rethink about the whole thing, I just managed to reply "Maale school make brain, you know I just came in, make I relax, I ll gist you" I replied, It was better not to say anything, than make her feel good then she gets to hear a heart breaking news later; very understanding woman, she felt I must be tired after a long journey, "Enjoy your meal and rest naw, we ll talk later" she said. After eating I ran into my room, pretending to be sleeping but was reasoning very deep, but the earlier I confronted them with the issue, the better, cos I don't wanna lie to my Mum, I can't excape gisting with her, it was a normal thing to us, and she doesn't deserve me avoiding her, it was a friday, so I felt saturday was a good day to spill the beans, but only if I could tell them I got something important to discuss with them the next day, then use the whole night to think of how to go about it, at least doing that would be a good start, believe me these moments were the hardest moments of my life. It took me the whole night, after the pain and tears, cos I know I was about to hurt them, I heard my room door opened earlier, it was my Dad calling my name, probably just to say welcome, but I didn't answer (was in deep thoughts pretending to be asleep), late at night, like around 10pm, when I knew they ll both be in the sitting room probably watching t.v, after I had made up my mind, knowing finally it won't kill me, I stood up from my bed, wiped my tears off, went to the bathroom to wash my face, wiped my face with my towel, came out, took a deep breath and then stepped into the sitting room, just as I had thought there were both sitted watching a movie, "Daddy good evening sir" I greeted, I was seeing him for the first time since I arrived, "How's your trip, I checked on you before, but you were sleeping, so I decided to let you rest" he said, "Yes sir, I was sir, the journey was fine Sir" I said Believe me I was melting where I stood, the thoughts of narrating those gross scenes and miserable stories before them looked so impossible, I was like, "God, can I do this?" I was asking myself I didn't want to sit cos definitely, the questions about school ll start rolling in, so I managed to say this "Daddy I just wanted to greet you, am tired and want to sleep" Turned back and was walking down back to my room as I heard him reply "Ok, goodnight" My courage failed me, I hadn't the mind to even tell them I had something to tell them tomorrow, i went into my room and then leaned with my back against the door as i closed it from behind, I sat on the ground, back against the door, it was soooo hard, really hard, the tears started rolling again, cos I knew they ll be so disappointed, after a while I got hold of myself, went to the bathroom to wash my face again, cleaned my face with a towel, came out, slapped myself severally to psyche myself up and after lots of slap, I forced myself out again to the sitting room where they sat, without wasting time, I said, "Mumcy, Dad, I ve something very important to tell you people, but it wouldn't be this night" "Hope its something good?" My mum anxiously asked I didn't answer, at least I just climbed one step, " Maale, it is something we ll all ve to sit down and discuss like a family" I said shaking, "Ok, tomorrow night when I get back" my Dad fired back, Finally I did it, it was so hard, now they ll be waiting for whatever it was I ve to tell them, only if they knew how the things they ll hear the next day ll break their hearts in pieces.

TOUGHEST DAY OF MY LIFE --------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ I ve always heard that familiar proverb, that "The journey of a thousand miles starts from a step" I finally took a step into a miserable journey I had been trying to embark on, a journey of great storm, tornado as critical as it comes, a journey of broken hearts, all I needed do was pray I was on the right sail, journeying on the right ship which Joel was my captain, since I knew if I were left on my own, Heaven knows I wouldn't ve thought about this journey let alone climb on this ship. I was awake all night, how can I sleep?, when I had the craziest task to carry out on saturday night, I even wished saturday didn't come, I was busy all through the night talking to Joel on Xtra Cool as it was called then, he was the only guy on my contact list, I was telling him how difficult the task seemed to me, "Shey you don tell them say you wan see them?, the earlier the better oooo" he asked, "See as you dey even dey talk am like say e easy, I don tell them that one, and I dey regret like this, if to say I never tell them, I swear I for lock up completely" I replied angrily, We spoke at length as he kept hitting the issue on the head as a hammer would to a nail, giving me reasons why this decision was the best, why they needed to know, that though a tough one, but no one else ll give me the help I needed to go through all that agony and pain tearing me apart inside, "Bro no matter what happens, your child ll forever remain your child no matter his sins, the respect wey them go get for you ennh, no be here, do you know what it is to man up for your actions?" Joel said that If it weren't for this guy, I think I wouldn't ve gone that far, I don't know how he did it, some peeps are just inspirational talkers, I guess its his gift, me wey stubborn die, I was as calm as the morning breeze listening to this guy lecture me, and I was buying everything he was saying, finally with his creativity, he was able to instill in me that mindset of never turning back, after that night call I was filled with enough zeal and courage to face my parents and face the outcome, it would put an end to my crying and sleepless nights, at least I ll know the peeps that truly loves me ll accept me for whatever mistake I ve made in life, one thing in this life is certain, once in a while you might doubt the love of a girlfriend/ boyfriend, but there's this particular love you ll never doubt, its the love of the ones that brought you to life, cos at the end its the same blood, little wonder there's never a place like home, this love is guaranteed. We spoke all through the night till 4.30am, this guy's words, made me strong and courageous, finally I began to look forward to face them and get it over with. I caught some sleep afterwards, my cries were over I thought in my small mind. I woke that morning, trying to be my usual self, finally I was looking forward to facing them at night, ready to tell them the truth and nothing but the truth. Through out the day, Mumcy kept asking me what was so important I had to tell them with huge smiles on her face, she wanted me to share a lil insight, within me, I was like 'Who no know, no know be that ooo, I wonder if you ll be smiling like this after I tell her' "Mumcy we go talk am for night, I ll tell you and Popcy at night" "Nwachukwu, so you mean you won't give me small expo, after you ll say am your girlfriend" she said, That got me emotional, but all I could do was give her a fake laugh. I don't know if it was just me, the time was running very fast on this particular day, before I knew it, it was 12 noon, before I could say Jack, it was 6pm, my heart and the time became lovers, walking alongside holding hands, the faster the time read, the faster my heart beat. At about 8pm, my Dad was home, dinner was served, as we ate together, the questions began rolling in, "Nwachukwu so what is it you said you wanted to tell me and your Mum yesterday?" My Dad asked, My heart flew, "Daddy please after we ve eaten, I can't do it now" I replied, "Seriously, you are beginning to scare me oooo" My mum said fearfully, The pressure started mounting on me again, "Was it not me that said I had something to tell you people?, I will nah" I said arrogantly but in a calm way, So they freed me. After my meal, I went to freshen up, as I was bathing, I was rehearsing, word after word, how to start when I face them, I kept doing that till I was through bathing and dressing up, a boxers and a singlet, stood in the middle of the room to encourage myself first, called Joel briefly, telling him It was about to go down, he gave me a few words of encouragement, which psyched me up, then I took a bold step, stepped into the living room where my Parents sat waiting for me. I took a sit, my Dad sitting in his favourite corner, my Mum sitted not to far from him, like they ve been suspecting it wasn't an ordinary thing I wanted to say, they ve been seeing the signs, he took the t.v remote which layed by his side, stretched his hand out and switched it off. Damn!, everywhere was quiet like a beach at night, except for the noise the waves ll make rumbling in my heart as I trembled before them, I just noticed my rehearsals didn't work cos I sincerely didn't know how to start, and just as I was trying to force a word out, tears started rolling down my eyes.

story for d gods. ... ...... ........... ...............

Stop cultism, it causes more harm than good.

THE UNEXPECTED Warning: Don't read this if you are hypertensive I caught them by surprise, the tears killed the suspicion, it was obvious that something terrible must ve happened for me to start dropping tears even before saying a word, my Dad who sat with legs crossed adjusted his sitting position, "Nwachukwu, ( she called out my name in Igbo, meaning God's Son ) what is it?, ke me ni? (Meaning what happened in Kwale, her native dialet), ke ne me e (meaning what is wrong with you)", as she came close to share my sit with me, Now I wasn't crying cos I couldn't tell them, the tears were pouring out freely cos of the pains that was choking me inside, the pains of the time wasted in school, and the bigger pain for the tormenting news I was about to drop, I saw myself as a disappointment, being an only child all of a sudden became a big burden to me, as it seem, I was like their only hope, only eye as my mum ll sometimes say Ahhhhhhhhhh!, as the tears flowed freely I was shaking, as in obviously shaking like one with a fever, I hardly still couldn't talk, before I knew it, catarrh followed, "What is it, did something happen in school?," my mum asked as she grabbed me by my shoulders, "Don't be surprised this Boy has carried his stubborness to school and he has been expelled, or even written an exam for someone and got caught" my Dad said angrily taking a wild guess, My seat become hot, I stood and immediately went to the ground with my two knees, the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Mummy Please forgive me, Daddy please forgive me" "Nwachukwu what happened?" Maale asked, My Dad was just looking at me, Kaiiii, I was crying out loud now, sotey the catarrh sef begin enter my mouth, "Leave him alone, when he is ready to talk, we ll know, am going to bed" My Dad said angrily, he knew something terrible was wrong, just that he didn't know the degree of it As my Dad stood up leaving, I stood up, ran to him, grabbed him by the hand, "Daddy please don't go, I ll talk, I swear I ll talk, don't go please" I said crying, Damnnnn!, he knew how crazy I use to be sometimes, but for me to be this humble, gentle, and to grab and beg him like this, has never happened before, If I pick a quarel with my Dad, and I feel he was wrong, I won't talk to him till he apologises, but this me, I tell you, one word 'never been seen before' He looked at me and sat down, as I turned, Mumcy was already dripping tears, maybe not for anything, but to see me that way hurts her, "Did they expel you?" She asked, I shook my head in the no way, "Then what is it?, come and sit down" My Dad said calmly, like he was beginning to understand that there was more to my tears, "Daddy No, I want to kneel" I replied as I went to the ground with both knees, "Ok, ok, am ready to talk" I said I used my singlet already socked in sweat, and catarrh to wipe my face, not like the weather was hot, but there are some kinda situation one would be in that ll make you sweat even if its cold, this was one of those situations. After wiping my face, I tried to calm myself as my head moved from one end to another looking at my parents cos they sat separately, Dad at my right, Mumcy at my left, "Please forgive me, I ve shamed you" I said "Nwachukwu, what happened?, have you been rusticated?" My Dad asked, my mum was quiet at the other end, waiting for me to say what has been making me speechless, "Daddy its a long story, but lemme start step by step" I said, "We are listening" my Mum replied, "I ran from school, I took part in cultism and it backfired" I started with that, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!, you?, cultism?, Chinekemeeeeeeeeeee!!!" My mum shouted, I guess it was unbelievable, always thinking I was the churchy type that ll never ever go close to such, "Upon everything I told you, this Boy has killed me, to the extent you ran, so what is it that is chasing you" she said crying, ahhhhhh! Damnnn!!, Maaaaaale, I do you strong thing oooo, I know say I do you strong thing. "Please can you people just listen to me, so I ll be able to talk well, I want to talk now, Mumcy please stop crying naw" I said as I went to were she sat, crying and pleading for her to stop, I was scared for the first time in my life to touch my mum, my Dad was just sighing and shaking his head, I heard him say, "I thought I had a son, my Boy Emeka, I wish you didn't die, he lamented That statement broke all my bones, cold entered my body immediately, do you know how it feels to hear your Dad or Mum regret having you as a child?, I can't explain the feeling, cos I wouldn't be able to find the right words to describe it, my Pman wished his dead son was alive, it meant I was useless, but since I had started, I had to finish my confessions to them. "I deserve anything you people call me, anything at all, but please just allow me finish, I could ve kept it from you people, but I wanted to let you know I terribly regret every of my actions, and ve sincerely changed, Mumcy, Dad, am sorry, please forgive me, just listen to me" I said, as my tears flowed freely, Before then, the last time I cried was when I was a little Boy, as far as I can even remember, believe me this was the hardest thing ve ever done till date, and this incident or this family FACE OFF as I ll call it changed our lives forever, myself, my Dad, my Mum, I saw another side of my Dad I never believed existed. After several tries, they finally gave me a listening ear, as I narrated the whole thing, from the beginning to the end, nothing excluded, how I got bammed, the war, and then to the failed mission, the point of almost taking a life, my mum sobbed, "So you mean my own Nwachukwu held a gun, to the extent of almost taking someones life, a killer, is that what we sent you to school for?, you were suppose to be graduating next year" this woman was lamenting, she couldn't believe the things I was saying with my mouth. When I was done, I had this deep relief in me, I was free for the first time in a long while, everywhere was quiet just My mum sobbing, I couldn't go close, I was scared, while I was still soaking myself in her pain, as she kept complaining of headache, this one I won't forget in a hurry, THE UNEXPECTED happened, I heard a loud voice screamed out, . . . . . . . . . . . . It was my Dad that bursted into tears, I ve never ever seen my Dad cry, to know I made him do it was like putting an axe in spine, it was sooooo hurting, he cried out, "Nwachukwu, Nwachukwu, Nwachukwu" he called my name 3 goodtimes, or lemme say 3 bad times and then said these words, "What ve I done to deserve this?, do you want people to laugh at me, that I ve just one son and can't control him or train him in school?" This man wasn't just crying, he was weeping like a baby, crying out like one being flogged, Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!, I ll never forget this day...

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So painful!

EDITED TRYING TO LIVE WITH THE PAIN --------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- " Do you know everything I struggle for is because of you?, if I ve much to live in this world, it won't be less than 30years" My Dad lamented, still crying, When I thought of telling them, I was certain about my Dad getting hurt, but to cry like a baby in front of me wasn't just part of it, his tears pierced my heart like a spear, it was a terrible night, My mum was just crying she wasn't talking again, I know she must ve heard somethings about me before, I guess now became the time for her to believe them, but whatever it was, I knew I had changed and wasn't going back to my former life. My Dad spoke his mind, told me lots of things that night, many I can't even remember, all I could do was bury my head down and swallow all of it, it was my call so I deserved whatever insults he rained on me, 'He goat, silly son, I doubt if I even fathered you' On and on he went, whatever it was, Yes, I agree. They cried to their rooms leaving me behind, it took me another 30 minutes or so before I got up, got to my room, sat on the bed as I rested my back against the wall, with a pillow in between, I cried till I got tired, to the extent I started laughing, it became the mix of the two, the laugh wasn't the amusing kind, agony was making me do that, but I still was a little free, cos finally I had let it out, I was up all night, thinking about my life, at this point, I needed no advice or lectures for me to change, my change was self imposed. There wasn't even strength to talk to Joel, instead I just sent him a text, "Brother, I don do am oo, we go yarn leta abeg, it was Hell, but thank God sha" the text read. I tried forcing myself to sleep, but the sleep wouldn't come, so I stood up, tip-toed to my Parents room, trying to listen to their conversation, I was only hearing my Dad, still awake as at 2am sobbing, "God, what ve I done to make you give me this kind of son?, heyyyyy" he said, making those regret sounds with the thumb and middle finger, kpa, kpa,kpa and mutters. As I heard that I walked back to my room immediately, cos e get the one wey I fit hear, dem fit just wake up for morning, find out say I don hang myself, cos it was that bad I sat back on the bed and was having serious headache, of which I know say medicine no go solve am, my head needed rest, I went to shower, climbed on my bed and dosed off, this was like around past 2. I woke up, thinking I had been sleeping for long, not knowing that I had only be sleeping for just few minutes , it was some minutes to 3am, and that was it. It was around 7 in the morning I finally slept till like past 1, good thing, nobody woke me, and when I woke up that Sunday afternoon, I was hearing voices in my Parents room, so I went to check it out, behold it was a Doctor friend administering treatment to my mum, Mumcy was on drip, looking so weak and faint, went to where she was, touched her cheek, her neck then her hands, Damnnnn!, it was so hot, she was running temperature, I sat beside her and started crying again. FAST FORWARD My family was shattered like an unexpected volcano hit them, days past, weeks past, my Parents weren't talking to me, it took a long while before my Mum pulled herself together, I know their pain and disappointment, trust me, if I wasn't an only child, they won't feel it that much cos hopes could still be raised high if they had other kids, believe me, being an only child sucks, sometimes I just wonder what ll happen to my mum if anything happens to me, my experience in Delsu opened my eyes and made me a man, after that experience I started seeing life differently, the world is empty, tomorrow is a mistery cos we keep having high expections about our future without even being sure tomorrow, nobody knows what it brings. Without being told, I know I could ve died a long time ago, I might not be sure of any other thing but I ld say it was either I got lucky or it probably just wasn't my time. I know how I felt that day with my metal in my bag, anger brewing inside of me, my quest for vengeance, ahhhhh! (Sighs) Heaven knows I ld ve killed that guy, infact anything that had posed as an enemy in front of me, the luck that guy had was that I didn't get a better chance, if I had gotten a better chance I ld ve done it, and stiil kill some more, Solo was like my blood, as in real blood, that guy protected me, and opened my eyes to a lot of things, to let you know how bad it was, I was ready to wait till after his papers, Omor no be that guy time to die, even if he would then not by my hand, when you ve the chance to do something, do it cos you might never ve another shot at it, since I didn't kill then I can't do it again till I die, but thank God it happened like that, cos I ve been with guys that ve killed before and ve seen their quest for more blood. Imagine make you just dey with your men dem dey high, make person just stand up, "Oboy school dey dull, I swear school dey dull, abeg make I enter somewhere just shoot any frat make war start" Look at someone's thoughts. Believe me many men wey dey 6feet today, their crime no even reach slap, slap too much sef, you ll be amazed what many rugged men had died for, some did nothing at all, but for sake of say you belong e stain you be that. My attitude changed, my stubborness left me, though I might still be stubborn but not like the way it was before, I became very calm, as in calm like when you listen to blues at night, with what ve done to my Parents I shouldn't even be told to change, the change came naturally by itself, the things ve seen and situations ve been in was enough to create change in me, I remember been chased by Sly and his men, I swear I thought I would ve died that day, cos as I ran inside the bush, the funny thing was that I didn't even know if where I was running to was a dead end, what if it the bush had led to a river, and I don't even know how to swim, I ld ve rather jumped inside than allow my myself butchered, drowning would ve been a better way to die, cos then Solo hadn't taken me to Benin to jazz myself up, and even if I was jazzed up, the rule is never allow your enemies surround you, cos you might find out that there are many ways to kill a rat, e get wetin juju go see em go make way, maybe when your head don burst the juju fit come enter your body back. My mum was sick for weeks, she was later admitted in the hospital, I go dey with my mum, she no go gree talk to me, it was really sad, but with time, thank God, she became fine, same with my Dad, just that when I greet him, he doesn't respond, my home became my hell. I stayed at home for another 2 months plus, I really can't remember but it was like I ran home around that kind of late november or so that year, and the following year when peeps where going back to school, I was still home, questions began to roll in from visitors, neighbours around my hood, "You ve not gone back to school?" "Anh anh, are you still around?, I thought you ve gone back oooo" I wouldn't be able to answer, sometimes when they ask, I see how arrogantly my mum looks at me, the look was so disgusting, it makes me sweat immediately, it went on and on like that, same questions kept rolling, I became ashamed to go out, I stopped going to church for fear of people not asking me questions why I hadn't gone back to school, I stayed home, think, regret and sob, and with the fact that my parents weren't talking to me wasn't helping matters, as time went I ematiated, Then one day something happened...

To be continued.

REDEMPTION To be sincere, the fact that my peeps weren't talking to me, wasn't helping matters, I layed on my bed on this faithful saturday morning, feeling depressed and sad, for the shame I ve cost myself and my peeps, thinking if they ll ever forgive me when suddenly, my door swung open, my Dad standing at the entrance, as I heard him say "Come to the Palour, I want to talk to you" he said, closed the door and left, I was frightened cos he hasn't spoken to me for close to 2 months plus, same with my mum, but I wouldn't blame them for that. Though frightened I was eager to know what it was, I came out, both of them were sitted waiting for me, in my mind I was like, "Abeg make una no lash me again, God please let it not be something bad" as I prayed within me, "Come and sit down" My Dad said, I was panting, fear of the unknown, different thoughts were running through my mind, 'Make e no be say dem wan send me out of the house, cos am worth that punishment' I was only taking a wild guess though, So I sat down humbly, "Goodmorning Ma, good morning Sir" I greeted, And for the first time in a long while they answered, oh My God, I had never been so relieved before, I can't even describe how I felt, the feeling was unexplanable, I felt peace deep down inside me, as my blood flowed freely in my veins, just then I realised it was going to be something good, then my Dad started, "Nwachukwu, do you know are our only Son?, as in our only hope?" He asked, "Daddy I know Sir" "You are suppose to know where you are coming from, from where you are going to, why are you in a hurry in life?, you ve really hurt us, you broke my heart, do you know that?" He asked, "Am sincerely sorry sir" I said, "Its not a matter of you being sorry, cos it has happened, I didn't call you here to remind you of the shame, pain and disappointment you ve brought upon myself and your Mum here, but to tell what we ve agreed to do" he said, I was panting, waiting for it to come, "Nomatter what it is, you still my blood, we are giving you another chance but the last, to go to school again, cos I don't like the questions people ask, learn from these mistakes ooo, learn, learn oooo, you ve lots of things to tell your kids, we forgive you" he said, When I heard this part, I swear I cried, not for my pains, mistakes and regrets, it was tears of Joy, to be accepted and loved again, this was the turning of the beginning of a new relationship between Father and son, that didn't exist before, ever since till date, there's not a man on earth I respect more than my Dad, the quarels between us ended, my confessions drew us close like a magnet, that man is my Pal today, we chat like friends, "Wipe your tears" he said, My mum was quiet listening, "You are going to Bariga to stay (Bairiga is a place in Lagos, my Dad's younger Sister resides there), you ll stay there and take another Jamb, choose Absu(Abia State University), I want you to school in my state and know your Fathers place, don't get surprised ve never been to my Dads villa before, they told me I was 2years old the last they took me there, so that one doesn't count. I ve a friend working in the school that ll make your admission easy, anyone that askes of you, we ll tell them you ve gone back" he said, At this point, I was the happiest man on earth to see my peeps stand solidly behind me, and cover up for me, it was a wonderful feeling, "Its ok, just forget what has happened, but right now, right here, you ll ve to make us a promise never to pick up that life again" he said "Daddy, am not silly, I don't need a seer to tell me, am a changed person already, am done with that life, I promise you people" I said "Its left to you, cos this is your last chance, after this, I ll disown you, cos its better than not having a son at all, than you spoil my name, don't you know you are my only eye, if you know howmuch I love you, you wouldn't hurt me, you want people to laugh at me?" my Dad said about to cry "Daddy I swear I Promise, I promise" I said, "Ok oooo, arrange your things, I want you to leave here tomorrow, I called them that you are coming" he said, I went to my Mum, knelt down, begged and told her I was sorry, begged on till she said it with her mouth that she has forgiven me. "Another thing, stay away from women oooo, stay away from women, mind the friends you keep" my mum added, I thanked them, filled with great Joy, and new reason to live, nothing feels better than acceptance even with your flaws and mistakes, I got to my room, didn't waste time at all, I just started arranging my stuffs, looking forward to the next day. To be cøntinued

What an awkward moment, when everyone deserts you and you feel the world has come to an end.

Hhhmn, story for the qods.. Nice work.

am lovin this... **crying * * *

*continues* I was the happiest man on earth that saturday morning, cos I had regain part of my life that was lost before and this life was my family, there was no greater Joy, I didn't know what led to their decision even if it took them a long while, I was just lucky cos on a second thought if I had other siblings let's face it they wouldn't ve reasoned my matter, but all thesame to God be the glory. I can't really say what led to the kinda life I lived in Delsu, I was a brilliant and vibrant boy whose parents brought up well, I ve always been bright since my Primary school days, was Head Boy both in Primary and Secondary School, even at my Passing out of Secondary School I was awarded Most Gifted student, cos I was good in virtually everything, Arts (singing, drawing anod Painting), Sports (Table tennis, long jump and high jump,as well as the Captain of my school football team), I no sabi run sha and I no sabi dance, but I could do the rest, at the last Inter House sports before I left Secondary school, two teachers fought for me, exchanged punches, just to ve me belong to their house and at the end of everything I was told to choose which house I wanted to belong to, I was that good, both in education and social activities, but on getting to Delsu, cultism couldn't make me keep up with the pace of school activities, sincerely speaking this so called brilliant boy was struggling on a 2.1 gp, not like I wasn't smart or brilliant anymore, but I had little time for my studies, little time to rehearse, cos Music was all about constant rehearsals, I was more involved and soaked in cult activities, trying to meet up with every little meeting, always wanting to be current, when its safe to be in school and when not to be in school, the only Kushmen that brag about cultism being the real deal is that Kushman that didn't face a real war all his time in school, cos if you do, then you ll know howmuch tension you ll be in, that kind of situation where everyone around you is a suspect, that time when you walk alone on the road with the fear of not getting lynched by an opposing frat, those wey face real war survive am go tell you as e be. I had a close friend that schooled in Ekpoma, a system man who got killed after writing his final exams, died in the arms of his girlfriend, he was shot, for those wey feel say Cultism make brain, wait till you face real war, make you see men dey hunt to take your life, then you go know as e dey go, I ve seen many crazy things in my life, that ll make many pee in their pants, many that's difficult to say, all the same we thank God for the life. I was given a second chance to put things right and live a better life, I hope I do it right cos I didn't even know what was waiting for me in Absu. I was bright through out the day, called Joel and gave him the latest gist, he was happy for me, "I talk am, shey I tell you make you no think am, I know wetin I dey yarn when I tell you make you tell them, shey you don see am now?" He asked, "I swear you get mouth, I don even dey reason say you don scatter my life sef" I said as he laughed out, For the first time in months, I slept peacefully, my mind was soooooo at rest. The next day, Sunday morning, I was the first to wake up and get prepared, cos even me sef don tire, I wan run comot from area, cos I no dey gree come out, cos of shame, not like people around know but i was tired of hearing people ask me if I was still around and hasn't gone back to school, at least leaving my hood ll put an end to that and kill peoples curiosity. After arranging my bag, I went to the sitting room to join My Parents, I was ready as early as 8am that morning, "I ve told them you are coming and ve explained things to them, make sure you don't go there and start telling them you left school cos of cultism, I told them they discovered your admission was fake after getting to 300level that your name was in the class register but not in the school register, that it was a fake admission, they felt bad about it, make sure you don't go there and tell them something else" My Dad annalysed, "Ok sir" I replied, "I ll send money from time to time, I ll also send you money for the Jamb form, You ll ve to choose Abia state as your centre cos I want you to go Aunty Peace's place in Aba to write it, I don't want you in Lagos" he said, "Ok sir" I replied, "Go there and be yourself, if I hear anything, that you did this or that, its over oooo" he said, "Daddy trust me" I replied, "Ok oooo" he said, "Nwachukwu, be yourself there ooo, and forget about women for now" Mumcy said, "Maale ve heard" I replied, After the sermon, he gave me ten thousand naira, as they bade me farewell.

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NEW BEGINNING My Aunty and her kids were already expecting me, she had 6 kids, four girls and two boys, none were my mate, the last child was older than me but with just a year, so all felt like I would be the baby of the house, they weren't rich at thesame time weren't suffering either, they were just there. When I got there, I went to my Aunts shop first, she welcomed me and told me to go freshen up at home. That evening, when everyone was around, the questions started rolling in, they were bombarding me from all corners and I was answering according to what my Dad had already told me before I left home, "Nwachukwu, so you mean say you go start from 100level again?", her eldest daughter asked, "Aunty you don see am nah, na so oo, person need dey careful for this admission matter ooo" I fired back trying to bullet prove myself, But their last son, who was a year older than me, had always been suspicious of me, he had this belief that I had a decieving and innocent appearance but possess a dangerous being inside, so he countered me in Yoruba, "Aunty, shey en da Nwachukwu lohun, o ti lo join cult jor, bobo yi ya were gan oo, o ma ma shey bi eni ti o mo kankan, e ma da lohun jor" he said, meaning "Aunty, are you answering Nwachukwu?, he has gone to school and joined cult, this guy is a crazy person ooo, he just pretends like one who doesn't know anything, don't answer him jor Not like he knew but he was just suspecting as a system man that he was, he visited my house often whenever I was around, maybe he noticed somethings cos I ve never admitted to anyone in my life before that I was a cultist, if you start talking about cultism with me I ll stylishly change the topic cos I don't see it as something one should be proud of or brag about, if you be King for your area leave am like that, that's just me, besides it has done me more harm than good. "Nwachukwu, is it true?" She asked curiously, and the rest kept quiet anticipating my answer, "You dey mind Chima?, I resemble person wey fit indulge in cultism?" I fired back, At the end of the day, I was able to convince everyone and made my cousin Bro(Chima) look silly before everyone cos I really had that innocent and ajebotish look, baby face but a strong one. It was a new environment, new faces, new lifestyle, Bariga was wey different from the kind of environment I grew up in, the place was more like a ghetto and very very busy, most of the boys in the environment were into one frat or the other, cos now you don't ve to be a University student to be part of it, it has gone past that stage, it is been practiced in every community presently, we call them town decks, so most of the street boys around forming alagbara(strong man), my cousin included, but I was just busy observing pretending like I don't know anything about it, I kinda like the ghetto lifestyle though, unlike were I grew up, in a fenced compound and hardly get to see people, almost every home had fence around it, quiet area, mind your own business, but in Bariga, damn, I just loved the busy aspect of it. One evening, Chima asked me to accompany him somewhere, didn't tell me where though, but nothing dey happen, believe me this guy was rugged too, the guy popular for the area dieeeeee, and all my cousins speak Yoruba more than any language on earth, they were born and bred there. As we strolled out that evening, we ve not walked 3 streets, I had already gotten tired, not like the journey was stressful but this guy would exchange greetings with almost any street guy he saw and he won't also fail to add to the greeting saying, "Aburo mi le lei ooo, cousin mi", meaning in Yoruba, this is my Brother, my cousin, I didn't like it cos I was hiding myself. We got to the intended place, one mad corner like that, I seriously can't explain how the place looked like, there were lots of guys, smoking marijuana, the first thing he asked was, "You go smoke abi?" "Smoke wetin, you don see me smoke igbo before?" I asked back, "Wetin dey worry you, shey nah me you wan dey lie for?" He asked back, I had my reasons why I was keeping things from him, it was because he had a loud mouth, nothing you guys share that is safe, he can't keep his own secrets, let alone mine, everyone knows in the whole hood he smokes, belonged to a certain frat, he even smokes hemp in public, his parents knows, he did stuffs without his brain, so it was better I kept things to myself, orelse nah em go still cast me, he ll tell any of his friends that cares to know if I told him, he was the kind that just opens his mouth and talk without you asking anything, he was sooo into the street life, I know what he was doing, he was trying to shake my defences and see if I ll open up, but too bad, I was a lot smatter than that, he knew there was more to what happened in Delsu than what I told them, but too bad, I wasn't ready to spill it out. "Egbon e mu smoke wa,(Bros bring weed come)" he said to the weed seller "Melo?"(Howmany), a weird looking guy with black thick lips asked, "E mu oni 200naira wa" he replied, The weird guy brought two parcels, meaning it was 100naira for each, he paid for it, forced one into my hands, "I never smoke igbo for my life before ooo this man, free me nah" I said, dropping it on his laps, Not like I truly didn't know how, infact, I was a King moller and smoker of weed, he didn't love it as much as I did, I didn't see anything wrong in it, but the truth was that if i would smoke, it wouldn't be in front of him, that aside, before I left home my mind was made up to take a break from weed and women, but the woman matter might be a lil difficult sha but I needed to use my head cos Delsu experience changed my life forever, it affected every part of me till date, my attitude, my life style, it turned me into a very very calm guy, who started seeing life differently, taking things one step at a time, it affected my reasoning too as well as the kind of friends I keep, but this time, I choose my friends, I don't allow friends choose me cos I know the kinda peeps I want and ll do me good, it made me more wiser than my normal self, bottomline, I don't allow people influence me, it would take a long long while to know me and that is if I ve studied you well enough to allow you know me, not my fault, am just being extremely careful every single step of the way, till date apart from my Parents, none of my family members knew what happened in Delsu. The only thing I accepted from my cousin was allow him show me a friends house not too far from ours where I go every morning and evening to walk out(gyming things), trust me every young man in this area was James Bond, sooooo street, this was the first time I was experiencing a real ghetto life that wasn't related at all from the kind of environment I grew up, all I needed do was adapt. My first week in Bariga wasn't fun at all, I hardly came out cos I was trying to familiarise with the environment, associate with new peeps, new faces, new friends, nothing was as hard as that, then one evening I came out hoping to take a walk cos I got bored myself always being indoors except from the times I went to work out, I had stayed away from school life, stress , treking under the scorching sun for a over 3months, so I was looking sooo fresh and clean. As I stepped out of the house with the hope of taking a walk or just sit somewhere not too far from the house and watch people walk pass by cos even if I wanted to take a walk I didn't know anywhere, it was so ghettoish with different corners, you go see road for where you no ever believe say road fit dey for your life, stepping out, the first thing that caught my eye was this Pretty looking girl that sat down Under a business centre umbrella selling recharge cards, the prettiest thing my eyes ve seen since I came to the ghetto, dammmmmmn, she was ebony skinned, long pretty face, from were I stood, moderate bosoms, young sweet face, even if say I dey like big bosom, it doesn't matter, I fit still suck this bosom out make e big pass as e dey before, she was alone, I swear I didn't reason anything else, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Guy seeeeeee babe, forget that thing wey you dey yarn say you wan stay away from women, at least say e bad, make sure you don't end today without knowing what her name is and without having her number" I processed the thoughts for a while, the thoughts of Salma, Cynthia, Susan and Tina came to my head, but I had my reasons why I didn't want to call them for now, I had their numbers on my new sim, but they couldn't reach me cos they hadn't mine. I asked myself, Guy, wetin make you think you ll see a girl this pretty in an environment has busy as this without a bf, but base on a sharp guy that I was, I made my move stepping up to her, there's only one way to find out, no be matter of make she get bf, nah make the guy tight pass me in all aspect.

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CLOSER LOOK AT THE DAMSEL The closer I got the clearer and prettier she appeared, just that she looked younger than I thought, for my mind i was like 'Make e no go be say this girl nah under age ooo, hope say even if e bad she go don reach 17' When I finally got close that was when I saw what I had been eyeing well, she was really pretty just that she was slim, and the truth was that all my girls ve always being fleshy, I mean dem Bottom, dem bosoms, I no mean orobo ooo, but this babe was just too slim for my liking, "Hi what's up, I don't want to buy cards, I just want to sitdown and keep a pretty girl company, am Ken and you?" I said, As I dey yarn, I don draw chair sitdown before she go talk no "Dorothy" she said, "Don't be scared I came to spend some time with my cousins, pointing towards the house, so you might get to be seeing this ugly face often" I said, "It's my house too, and who are your cousins?" she asked, I called a few of my cousins for her to know I wasn't lying. As I was engaging her in conversations, I was accessing my container, cos I don't like the cheap way out, like a situation where I introduce a girl to my friends and their reaction ll just make me know the babe been introduced doesn't make sense even if they didn't say it in front of me, I like a situation where I show my friends a girl and they are blown away, makes me feel like super man sincerely, but when you show Padi babe em squeeze face like person wey drink yoyo bitters, know say wahala dey. Another reason why I didn't like slim girls (small bosom, dry bumbum) was that I was a born natural slim guy, I was so tiny that there wasn't any difference between my chest and belly, as in no demarcation seperating my chest and belly, like a hot presssing iron was used to join them, It was that bad, nobody told me to start gyming. (Lil story how gyming started for me: At the end of every year, the guys in my hood came together and organised beach parties, we all get to contribute, hire buses to convey us to any beach of our choice, the girls ll cook while the guys organise drinks, the first time I went with them, it was so embarrassing, at 18, my mates were taking off their clothes and all I could do is sit down at a corner and trip for flat tommy, six packs and chest of other guys, while my own body nah so so ribs, the guys ll be rocking the girls, good body I don't ve, dance I can't dance, nah just sitdown dey wish, and at different intervals when they come to where I was and ask, "Guy you just sit down for here, babes dey waste, music dey waste, which one you dey sef, pull cloth nah" I go dey form, "I no dey like water", if I hear, I was just ashamed of taking off my clothes and showing off my dry body. Omor when this intimidation became too much, when sometimes I ll call my friends and ask "Guy, howfar you dey house?", they ll be like, "I dey gym now with this guy, this guy and that guy" they ll reply, I woke up one morning with anger, I had no gyming equipment then, but I needed start from somewhere, I went to the kitchen, lucky me my eyes caught our grinding stone, with immediate alacrity I started with it and press up, this kind one nah 'Ken you must get chest oooo, say one wey or the other, I gats turn to grabees ooo nomatter what, with all the muscles, that was how I started, then from my mum's grinding stone, I graduated into normal gym that I paid to be arranged for me, till it became my normal routine, I took my friends by surprise, no one knew I had a gym at home, they just noticed as time went by they were seeing changes, nah why I get mouth this days dey encourage slim guys wey like build up say, "Bro don't worry I was once like you, I use to be very tiny before, that my middle finger and thumb could go round my arm", nobody go even ask I go just begin explain, 'started from the bottom now we are here' Lol). Back to the matter: Whenever my friends ask me why I hated running packages with slim girls, my reply is always, "Guy I slim, She slim, shey you want make bone dey chuk bone?, or make I born stick and hanger full house?", they ll always laugh, not like Orobokibokibo in Sultans Orobo video but make she get flesh at least, bosom, ynash, so that when I dey nack the Obosiasis from back and the Bottom dey bounce, oh la la, it gives me Joy, than the flat rigid ones, e go be me like I dey punish the babe, I go dey use caution, I just felt a fleshy moderate girl ll withstand my strength better sexually than the Lepaish ones, but I go like end up with a slim girl so that when she has dropped one that's when the hips and right shape ll start falling out, they last better in shape as the years go by than an already fleshy lady that drops one and within few years looses those golden shape that were blowing your mind when you guys were still dating cos sincerely speaking just few African women exercise, if you see a girl with an awesome shape here, then its natural, only few are products of working out, but my personal opinion though I still love them girls fat or thing, any which way, whichever kind of wife God gives a brother man, its wholeheartedly accepted, just that she should be ready to join me everyday in exercising, she gats dey work out to keep those lovely shape she once had when we were dating, I ll like to still see my future wife at age 40 looking sexy, it aint hard, exercise is the key. For real she was young and innocent facially though, my best guess about her age was 17/18 and I was like 21, since she lived in thesame compound it was perfect, I never knew I how it ll be but as you all know things happen in mysterious ways for those that believe, they lived upstairs we lived downstairs, it was a face me I face you apartment, my Aunt and her kids occupied 2 rooms, she and her husband shared one, while myself and the rest 6kids shared a room, daaaamnnn, sleeping at night was some gangster shhhit, lol, if you are not watchful, you might wake up in the morning and find someones leg on your chest, small rooms, the experience no be small thing, but I preferred it, as long as it kept me and my secrets faraway from home. I kept my conversation going on with her, it was through it I concluded in my mind that she was young, naive and innocent, that was how I felt, so I decided within me to make her my friend, then with time I ll know what to do. We finally got to exchange numbers, and as the day passes by, she ll send me text messages telling me to come keep her company, she loved my company, the way I make her laugh, talk, I was a smooth talker and know how to play with ones emotions. I made my enquires and was told by my eldest cousin Bro whom I prepared being free to talk to than his loud mouth brother Chima. I got to find out she was just 17, had a boyfriend in that same compound, I was shocked, and was like this babe looked too innocent, since say she don get bf and don begin dey draw oil, I decided to draw mine too, thinking she was that kind of girl, I saw potentials in this babe that if she grew up, she would be a beauty queen, so I needed to keep her close for future laurels.. I decided to make friends with people she was conversant with, first her elder Bro, her Bro's friends, her said bf and a host of other peeps and what made friends for me too, was that I looked so fresh, different from the normal ghetto guy, even in appearance, what would you ve expected, I had spent 3years on campus already, so I suppose know as e dey go, I should ve lots of experience when it comes to looking good, sometimes when I came out, I already knew I had a nice body, cos I had taken my time and built myself in the gym, so I boldly and purposely just came out with a nice singlet showcasing my built body, an earring attached to my ear, then a 3quater, nice Jean or chinos trouser, I never knew how handsome and the troubles that was waiting for me bedically from dem ghetto girls. It trips me when my fellow guys compliment my body, #no homo ooo", like "I swear, you dey make me wan gym", "How long e take you to build like this?" "Ken your body make sense" Not like I was so huge, but just imagine a slim guy who has worked out, I just had a nice shape. As time went by, I became known by people around, I held this conversation with her bf that went like this, "Guy howfar nah, I like that babe ooo" I said, pretending not to know they were dating, "Nah my smally be that abeg leave am for me" he replied, "So this Queen nah your babe, nah my Padi oo, no fall the babe hand" I said teasingly "I get another babe for somewhere nah, I just dey use her pass time" he said laughing, Believe me this babe was too innocent and beautiful to just pass time, I became jealous whenever she comes to his room downstairs to spend time with him, all my mind be say this guy go don draw the whole oil for this babe body finish, I didn't know what happened but it didn't stop me from getting even more close to her which was infuriated the guy, she started spending almost all her time with me, I made this guy really jealous, act like I had something with her, I made this girl fall in love with me, she couldn't tell but I noticed through her actions, how did I know?, cos I did the extra ordinary.

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ON THE MATTER She spending time with the guy still didn't stop my intentions for this babe, we became use to eachothers company, whenever she was alone, she ll always send me a text to come keep her company, she became the only female friend I had, the closer I got to this girl, the more innocent I felt she was, but only time ll tell if the so-called bf draws her oil or not, she really had the potentials of damsel, who knows I might just end up making her mine, all the same, time ll tell. I had spent 2weeks already and never knew I had secret admirers, I had been able to make friends with them guys in the compound as well as the place I go gym every morning and evening, so the ghetto was fun coupled with the fact that my cousin had made me popular with his influence. I had this Celtel number as it was called then, it kept calling and sending me nice messages, how handsome I was, how she was my secret admirer, bla bla bla and all that, at first I kept my cool, but when it became toomuch, I was on a tenterhooks to know who the person was, so I showed my cousin the number if he had an idea, all he did was laugh, "You don come Bariga nah, sotey na toto dey disturb you, Oboy, you dey hot ooo" he said, He didn't answer my question yet still allowed everyone at home knew I had been getting persistent calls and sms's from a girl. This babe got me restless, whenever I called back, she wouldn't pick, but ll call me whenever she pleased, wouldn't reveal her identity, she kept saying I ll find out soon, she kept it going on for another week. So one evening after I went to work out, came back, freshened up and joined Dora at her call center, I was forced to show her the number if she knew who the person was, "Abeg you know who get this number?" I asked, She took my phone and glanced through it, "Yes ,anything?" She asked, "Calm down first this babe, so who has the number?" I asked, "My Sis" she said, My mind flew outa my chest, I was like what the fuccccccccccccccck, "Wait ooo, younger or elder Sis" I asked again, cos if it was the elder Sis we ve been walking pass eachother for a long time and wouldn't say hi to eachother, never ever knowing she liked me that much, she was plumb, bursty, the kinda bosom I like, assy, ynash gallant, she was pretty too, but all I do is just admire the goods and services she might render to a brother man, but never crossed my mind of drawing the oil, I don't know how to explain it, my mind no just dey the babe matter, as in I no ever reason am. "My elder Sis nah" she replied, When she said her Sis, I was glad I didn't tell her the number had been disturbing me, cos it would ve been awkward, she was my age mate then, cos normally girls go for older guys, "So why is my Sister's number on your Phone" she asked, Cos she was surprised herself, she's never seen us spoken to eachother before, howcome I ve her number, well that's the dynamite question, but trust me, answer ll always come, "I like her, so I wanted to be sure if it was her number" I replied, but only trying to be funny was my intent, Holy poo!, if you see the expression on this girls face, it was clear that she was so jealous, but whatever the case was it wasn't my call, I dey my own jejeje wey Obosiasis creep come meet me, if you been dey plan to drink garri then from no where fried rice and turkey appear, shey you go talk No?, abegi who wan vex make em vex ooo. Since I finally knew who the admire was, I calmed myself, it was left for me to play along till the admire was ready to unveil herself, cos if I begin dey add pressure say I wan see am, na that time the forming go bad pass, that was how I thought back then, so I followed my thinking hoping it yields forth good fruit. She kept calling and sending me messages, unlike before I became so extra nice on the phone, the babe no know say I don already access the container wey dey Apapa Wharf dey wait for me for clearance, the only thing wey remain nah to open the container see if nah margot dey inside, in all I just hoped all my thoughts of seeing her Unclad and the other dangerous things that was going through my mind was worth it but once in a while, I asked her when she would reveal herself like I didn't know who she was, she kept saying soon, and just like the way it has always been, when I see her, I ll walk pass her, but in my mind I ll be like, "Babe do fast nah, you dey dull me ooo, belike nah the first oil wey the ghetto get to offer to Innocent Boy like me, I dey wait" I made my findings from a few guys in the hood, this babe had a bf, maybe the guy thing too small, or em no dey draw am well, I might be wrong, or she fell for an ajebo boy in the ghetto, or for my built body, I don't know, but I sure ll find out soon. One sunny afternoon as I was taking a nap, my phone began to ring, it was this same number I had saved as 'Admirer' on my phone, her name was Chioma, so I picked up with my drowsy eyes and cracked voice, "Hello" I said, "Am so sorry, were you sleeping?" she asked, "I was, but not anymore, I can't sleep back after hearing your chocolate voice nah" I replied, Babe bursted into laughter and the next thing she said was, "Are you ready to see your secret admirer?" She asked, Omor, as I hear wetin she talk, I jump up instantly from the mat wey I put near window, "It is wa for u ooo, dem dey ask that kind thing why not" I replied, no time ooo, jungle don dey mature, "Okay, am standing outside the compound right now" she said, "Okay am coming" I replied, Went outside, washed my face and mouth with clean water. Wiped it with a towel, enter inside, carry one of my Aunties powder rub, look mirror to see how sexy I dey, I been wan wear shirt before, but half way my mind stop me, "Guy stop there, shey you know if nah your chest dey make am trip?"My mind asked, I stepped out with my black singlet that gripped my body tight with a jean trouser, for my mind, go whine this babe, go and move the ministry to the permanent site..

*continues* I walked outside and saw her where she stood, she was was looking fine leaning on the pavement, I knew she was the one but in order to add efizi(swag or style) to make it more dramatic, I went close looked right, looked left, turned back and was walking back inside, I was pretending I didn't know she was the admirer, when I heard her call out, "Hey, excuse me" she said, I smiled and turned back, then asked, "Are you the one that called me out?" "Yes" she replied, "So you are my secret admirer" I said, "I am, why were you acting like you didn't see me here?" she asked, "Erema not my fault, we see like every single day yet never spoken to eachother, so it never crossed my mind that my secret admirer was you" I replied with a fake smile, "Now you know, were can we chill out, you mind taking a walk with me?" She asked, "Inside this hot sun, you want make I done, you for just tell me say I dey hungry you to chop nah" I replied, Babe started laughing really hard, "Yeye, funny guy" she said, We sat somewhere outside the compound were the sun wouldn't touch us, and talked some more as we got to know eachother better, I didn't even know that my schooling in Delsu wasn't new anymore, my loud mouthed cousin had spread the news that I went to Delsu but due to bad admission I left already in 300level, so she was asking me if it was true and all that, at a time the matter gimme rep but not the kinda rep anyone would ve wished for, would ve loved it if at 21/22 I had graduated, but there's a reason for everything. We spoke at lenght as I cracked her ribs, Dora was upstairs just angrily staring down at us, make she calm down, shebi she get bobo, before I knew it, I had gotten an sms from her saying, 'Oga well done oooo' After reading it all I did was laughed hard. The more we talked the sweeter and better the conversation got, person no fit just wan be your admirer for nothing, something must be on her mind, so her attitude towards the conversation gave me reasons to explore and see were it leads to. After I told her about myself, a few Delsu experience, my reason for coming to Bariga, letting her know my stay was only going to be for a while, she talked about herself as well, and when I got tired of that kind of conversation, I needed to put it on gear 2 like Faze, "So when did you start being my secret admirer?" I asked, "Right from when I saw you" she said, "Hmm hmm, you mean am?, you just see me begin admire me abi how?" I asked, "Stop nah, you look handsome nah, and fair too, and gentle as well" she said, "You barely know me ooo, you are saying am gentle, cos me sef surprise as I came and saw you, cos whenever I waka pass you, I go just dey vex" I said, "Why?" She eagerly asked, "See the kind things wey you dey carry pass me nah, see front, see back, yet you won't say hi, shey e good?" I asked forming serious, She laughed out loud, laughing became too often, other peeps around started noticing we were together, cos no one has ever seen us talk before. She gave me an advantage and I didn't care to know if she knew she did, and as a sharp guy I wasn't ready to dull it. I saw her off to Church service that evening, just trying to clear the coast for future laurels, after seeing her off, I gave her a tight hug making sure her boobylashly touched me well, as I held her publicly, tight to myself I whispered in her ears, "I swear your bosom make sense die, if no be one thing I for no leave u" I said, She let go off me immediately and slapped me hard on my chest laughing, "Bad boy, I ll pray for you don't worry" she said as we bade eachother goodbye, Trust me, you don't ve to be shy, let it out, those naughty things are what a girl really wants to hear, the naughty things might make her wet and keep her fantazing without you knowing, I go with the flow as it comes. As she got back from church around few minutes past 8pm, she called me that she was back and needed my company with immediate alacrity, believe me, without doubt I was expecting that cos 'Gbagbe Oshi' all those laugh and slap she's been giving me wasn't ordinary, that Erema want something, make we dey see if I go fit give am the thing sha. Lol I came out, unlike before the settings was much better cos it was already dark, so some kind touching things can still go dey involve, me wey be say for over 3 to 4 months I no know wetin bosom be like, nah only cloth and tv I just dey see am, before this babe came like an Angel to cure my Konji, Chaiiiiii Nwayioma, better pikin. We sat at a corner, she had already brought a long bench for both of us, so we kept gisting, I was saying many rubbish to make her laugh, menhnnn the laughing is important ooo, cos she go slap me, "Ken u re so funny" she ll say, Me sef go slap am back, nah small small, morale dey build up, if she fall on me, I go fall on am back, this ministry was moving forward, before we knew it, time had flew, it was almost 10, and they get to lock the outside gate by 10/30pm can't really remember, my cousins had come to call me to come eat, but menhn, the food can wait, its been long ve been in this kind of situation, I needed to enjoy this moment. We stayed outside till it was just the two of us left, it was time to say goodnight, "Ken, we ll see tomorrow nah" she said, "No p, just dream of me" I replied, "You are not my bf nah" she said, Nah today I don dey hear bf matter?, mtcheeeeeew, the fact that football has a goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score, "I hear" I replied, As she stood, took a step to leave, I had watched the environment, no one was outside, Omor no jonsing, I pulled her back by the hand, and as she turned, I pushed her to the wall straight, my mouth cupped around hers, one of my hand on her boobylashly, took the other hand and dragged one of her hands to feel my hard Piakantus from outside the trouser, it went on for a while, one of my hand couldn't even go round one of her bosoms, then we stopped after a while, then told eachother goodnight. At least my mind was at rest cos I had started something, but I had a P, if finally I wan draw this babe oil, nah for where nah, I can't do it at home, e no go make brain, but let's see how it goes, 'if tea come, we go find bread'. As I got into the house, mat don already spread down, some of my cousins don even dey sleep, I got a message, it read, 'Damn, I didn't see that coming, bad guy', it was from Chioma, Base on a sharp guy, I replied back, 'The Kingdom of Heaven suffereth violence, and the violent taketh it by force, sweet girl, sweetest lips ve ever kissed, most succulent bosom my hands has ever touched, awesome night' I ate, and for the first time in a long while, I slept like a Baby, God bless women ooo walahi. The next day, after the normal working out, bathing, eat and then take a nap routine, at around 3.00clock in the afternoon, Chioma called me out, I came to meet her at that same spot we chilled the previous night, "Are you busy?" She asked, "No, I just woke up" I replied, "Come and see me off naw" she said, "Inside this boiling sun?" I asked, "Follow me jor" she said and dragged me by the hand, So me just park well follow the babe like mumu, I didn't even know what she had in mind, She took me to a friends house not too far from ours, the next street, not knowing this babe had already spoken with her friend, I didn't see it coming, as we got in, she introduced me to this friend who surprisingly was a guy I knew, we work out in thesame place, the guy just laughed and before I knew what was happening my guy don cut out leave me and this Erema for room. She locked the door from behind, now it was just the two of us.

*continues* As she locked it from behind, turned around with her back leaning on the door, staring at me with that sort of look that says, 'Now, its just the two of us' The whole setting wasn't what I expected or saw coming but any ways she can bring it on cos I was down for whatever. She walked majestically towards where I sat on the bed like she was counting her steps in a very sexy and tempting manner, while I just waited for it, believe me that crazy action I took at night had got her fantasizing all night wanting to get a taste of me some more, so my weird act propelled us into the situation were at the moment, and I was ready to do my best to make her want to ve me some more some other time. As she came to where I sat on the bed, she bent down and gave me a quick kiss, looked at me and smiled, babe just had her bath, she was smelling tempting nice, "Why are you smiling?" I asked, "Nothing" she replied nodding her head from left to right, Some girls love it gentle, some love it rough, with what transpired between myself and her, she seemed to love it rough, I might be wrong but in no time ll find out, "What's that behind you" I asked, She turned to look at what it was, but it was only a decoy, before she could turn around and ask what it was, I had turned her over to the bed, no dulling reaching for her lips, at the same time my hand finding its way to her mamary gland, as we kissed, I massaged them and when I couldn't but take anymore of her clothes been an hindrance, I helped her with her skimpy top, now looking at me gallantly in this bra was this bosoms that reminded me of Susan, she pushed herself forward as I helped in unbuckling it from behind, as this bosoms rejoiced freely like a prisoner who has been in prison for way too long, then fell in different directions, I almost cried tears of Joy inside, "If this is a dream, I don't wanna wake up, mehnnnnnn, iyaff teyed" I said within, I helped her out with her mini skirt, so tight that brought the whole of her hips out, and what I liked was her flat tommy, that alone makes me trip, I helped in dragging the skirt off her thighs, and this beautiful half pant was staring at me, dammmn, been so long, I dragged it off her thighs as her clit greeted me saying, "Bros, I ve been waiting for you" My Piakantus had already gotten hard, I was rushing to take my clothes off like they were on fire, as she helped as well, as soon as my boxers was getting off my body, I was anticipating to pounce on her cos I couldn't wait to get a taste of those big cute bosoms, when she pushed me to the bed and reached for my Bianpolo cupping it with her mouth, as I felt a sweet sensation that reached my spine, she sucked on it like it were a lolipop, down and forth she went, as she kept on with that, I tried reaching for her Obosiasis pretending to finger, when I had felt her wetness on my finger, I stylish pretended to be scratching my nose with the finger, just to know if she was clean enough, either it was odourless or odourful, but I got a positive result, it smelt nice and odourless like a purified water, "Wait, let's do it like this" I said, we switched into opposite directions, her mouth on my Piakantus and my mouth on her Obosiasis, it was damnn crazy, she was sucking and moaning out loud at desame time, after a long while of the crazy adventure, there was no need to rush, I needed to enjoy this moment, I made her lay straight on the bed as I kissed her sweetly, gently and slowly from head to toes, when I got to her bosoms, instead of just sucking her bosoms, it just strike me to try something different, I started with sucking her bosoms without the Tips as I caressed the other, I kept sucking them as I watch her twist on the bed like she would turn into a snake in no time, before I sucked on the Tips finally that was as hard as a rock, I kissed down around her thighs, as she came, "Please Bleep me, Bleep me, you are killing me". I heard her cried out, I reached for my wallet and got 2cds I had been saving for a long time incase of necessity, times like this, cluck click, rolled in it on my Piakantus in record time, as she begged for it, I ld reach for her lips like I want to kiss her, only to back off when she presses forward, as she begged me to come in, I ld use my Piakantus to rub the surface of her Obosiasis and her clit, she would twist on the bed like she like she would die, then I finally inserted it inside to relieve her of her misery, "Awwwww" she cried out with relieve, It started with the missionary style but in no time I switched to scissors, pressing one of her legs to the east and the other to the west, lashed on her Well back and forth, still switched to a position where she was on the bed, her legs raised up leaning on my shoulders, me standing, her Obosiasis facing my Piakantus, the way I grabbed her sef, and pushed her forward towards me, she was shocked, I saw the expression on her face, I was like, "Baby please relax, I don't want you to stress yourself, just relax and enjoy it ok, allow me do the work" I said leaning forward to give her a kiss of assurance, Fixed my Piakantus into the gateway paradise and lashed on back and forth, winning my waist and dancing my usual circle, then turned her lastly for my finishing move, canine things, her bouncing Bottom turned me on till I came

Uhmm cool

MY BURDEN Nah so the thing go oooo. We had yet another round before we finally left there. After that day Dora started acting weird and when I confronted her, the truth was that she had been going through her sisters phone and reading her text messages, I was expecting worse only for her to start acting jealous. Something else happened, there was this friend that was close to both sisters, I don't know what Chioma told her, but I knew she told her about the sexcapades we had, cos I was never friends with this girl, as a matter of fact we ve never spoken to eachother before, but to cut a long story short, she became an admire, I later drew the oil for thesame place wey I draw Chioma own sha, but there was something I didn't like, both sisters were keeping malice, Dora was like she thought I had feelings for her, then why play naughty with her sister, whatever it was, I seriously didn't give a fu!cck, my stay was for a while, so any which way I knew they ll settle, cos e no go make sense make their elder ones or Parents ask wetin make dem dey quarrel then dem go say nah one guy Piakantus, 'o ne e meme'(meaning: it doesn't happen in Igbo) As time went by, myself and Dora elder's Bro had become good friends, he was my namesake, and the fact that we would both be taking Jamb that year made us even closer. I informed my Dad about the Jamb form soon coming to a close, he sent me money for it but this time added rules, "That when I fill the Jamb form, I would ve to choose any school in Abia state as my centre, I would choose Abia State University(Absu) as my school both first and second choice" He said he had a few contacts to make my admission easy, so who was I to say no, besides I needed to be far away from Delta State and Lagos for a long while cos of the things that has transpired months back. It wasn't a bad idea, just that the thoughts of a new school, new environment, new friends wasn't going to be easy, but it was worth it. When I chose my centre, it landed me in Umuahia, can't remember the school though, I was already getting myself prepared for travelling down to the east alone, first to an Aunts place in Aba, then travel to Umuahia to look for my centre, Aba to Umuahia, was approximately an hour fifteen minutes journey or even less, but just when I was planning and strategizing on how my journey would be like, cos ve never been to the east as a grown boy before, I only hear stories that I was in my Dad's village when I was only 2years old, but knew I could take care of myself, when I got a surprising call from my Dad that he would go with me, follow me to the centre, wait till am done with the exams, travel down back to Aba with me, then leave me there to Lagos and then come back for my Post Ume. Dammmnnn, I was amazed cos after all the pains, agony, tears, disgrace, shame, I made this man go through, I never in my wildest dream thought he would abandon business and go through all that stress with me, I couldn't help but drop tears for the touching act, no matter what, your blood is your blood, this was just a pure definition of a father to son love, if the world neglects you for your wrongs, the one true people that ll always stand by you, come sun, come rain are still the ones that brought you to life(mum and dad). With the kind of personality I felt my Dad possessed, that strict man who hardly smiled or joked or sat and discussed with me, I realised my costly mistake had changed our relationship for the better, my Dad I know that ll stay for 2months or more without calling, would bug me with calls, send me airtime without me asking, ask if his peeps in Bariga were treating me well, but most times when he calls, there's always this thing he says that's always heavy for me to take, its like a burden, a strong one, he ll say "You know you are our only eye", Whenever I hear that, it ignites this burden in me, its 'THE BURDEN OF BEING AN ONLY CHILD', I still carry it till date. Few days to my Jamb exam, my Dad and I journeyed first to Aba, he had a younger sister that resided there, then went to Umuahia to check for the centre, and then woke up very early on the day of the exam so as to get there on time. Normally when you want to go into the hall, you leave your phones behind, so I did, he already knew my hall cos we checked it together. As exam went on, me wey be say e don tey wey I write that kind of exam, I chose mass communication as my course of study, first and second choice, since there was no music, I needed a course I could relate with, so my subjects were English, Literature, Government and CRS. I was able to attempt the English and CRS questions well but for Government and Literature, Kaaaaai, it was a disaster, expecially Literature that had to do with reading some few books, some William Shakespare matter, as time went by I still couldn't attempt the questions, I was getting ready to do 'tubutubu baskelebe' for those that don't know, it means picking random answers from each question, when one Mopo officer walked up to me, I wasn't scared cos I had no hardware(expo) on me, he placed some papers in my palm and was like, "Everything is there, your Dad asked me to give them to you" I just laughed within me and was like, "So Popcy has been hustling answers for me, unbelievable" The same Dad was doing everything to make sure I was a student back in no time, that was one hell of a surprise for me and that was how I completed my answers for that Jamb, and even still made a few corrections. After my exams I was forced to ask him about the hardware he sent to me, he said he got it from a guy who was into organising special centre exams and had his students in thesame centre, he payed the guy for the answers and the Mopo to bring them to me. We travelled back to Aba, then headed back to Lagos the next day while I waited behind expecting my result. Let's hope it turns out well.

I can't remember how long the Jamb exam took to come out, like a month later or so, not this days when you write Jamb and before days abi nah a week Jamb result don come out, hahahahaha, naija don dey fast for technology small small. My result was awesome, my score was 243, the expo worked, it was then I knew the guy that sold that droppings to my Dad was a former employee of Al-Qaeda, as in ennnh tight bomb, cos I wonder wetin for happen if to say I do 'tubutubu baskelebe', maybe I for no reach 120 sef, not to talk of the cut of mark, one year extra go just go, "God bless you Dad", all thanks to you it didn't go that way. I informed him about it, he was happy for me, he said he would come around for my Post UME, that he would accompany me to Absu, for my mind I just dey reason say, "Mehnnn, Paale if you arrange another expo for me e no go bad ooo, I know you can still do it if you see the chance", as in base on joke, I was just jonsing, not knowing my reasoning wasn't even tight enough, the nuts needed some tightening and even some extra screws, my Dad had something beyond it in mind, Pam pam pam, a week before my Post Ume exam he had showed up, not knowing he had made all his personal arrangement with my Aunt his younger sister, I didn't know what was happening, I was sitting one cool evening in the sitting room watching two from my five best wrestlers doing battle, Edge and Jeff Hardy 'that was before Hardy left to TNA', it was a ladder Match, I wanted Hardy to win, cos he had never won the WWE Championship before, when I heard my Aunt ask my Dad as they both walked in, "So should I call the guy?, in igbo" "Yes, since everyone is around" my P-man responded, My Aunt made the call, let's say not less than fifteen minutes interval, two guys showed up, they started talking, guess what they were talking about, . . . . . . . . . . It was my admission, I couldn't believe it, my concentration by itself forwent the very important wrestling match to me without even pausing it and focused on theirs, my attention wasn't needed, it was wanted, 'wasn't NEEDED by them, but their discussion was WANTED by me, "So what are your names, I needed my sister and her husband to be here as a witness, I asked her a few questions, I need something, and i hear you guys can do this something for me" my Dad said, "Sir no problem, we know cos that is why she called us and the reason we are here" the more matured and older one answered, "I heard you guys school in Absu?" asked my Dad, "Yes Sir" they both chorused, "So what are your names?" "Prince, Medicine, 500 level" said the older, "Festus, Indo Chem, 200 level" said the younger, "So how do I get admission for my Son?, how did you guys get yours?" Asked my Dad, "It was Prince that worked my admission for me, my people paid sha" said Festus, "So like howmuch did it cost?" My Dad asked, "Sir it depends on the course, Indo-Chem is a hotcake in ABSU, we paid one hundred and twenty thousand for the admission" he replied, "Is it that expensive?" My Dad shouted in surprise, "He has been in one school before, Delsu to be precise just that something went wrong and i need him in a new school very fast, I didn't pay a dine for the admission, his mum had friends there cos she's from Delta state, I lost contact with the friends I thought I had," my oldman explained, without anyone asking, "Sir, it depends on the course and not just that, his Jamb result has to be good as well as his Post UME, so we ll pick it up from there, the better the score the lesser the amount, a low mark demands higher price" Prince explained, "My Jamb score is 243, isn't that ok for Mass Comm?" The ginger in me unleashed itself ( caught in the conversation), "Guy, for Mass Comm people dey plenty ooo, nah hot course, the score good, do the Post Ume get better score, makes your admission easier" Prince replied, "So tell me about it, how dependable is your source" my Dad asked, "She's the daughter of the VC, we are close friends, she has the link and access, I give her the name and she takes care of it, you talk to her, pay the money to her and she settles me, I am just a middle man" Prince answered, Whether nah true or nah lie nobody know, my Dad was that desperate to give me admission, like buying me another life, though not a physical life but a futuristic and educational life, lots where going through my mind, "Is this really my Dad?" I was asking myself inside, So this man loved me this much like this?, if someone had told me he would have gone this far, I wouldn't ve believed, he had the love for me but scared me away with his attitude, his mistake, a lessoned well learned by me, to make sure I draw my kids close and never ever scare them away, make them feel free with me and express themselves, make them not just my kids, but my friends, imagine friends with desame blood, that's the kinda of life i wish and pray to ve, my future wife were ever you are just keep those kids safe and kicking for me cos a few years from now I would be inviting them to come join me(I mean us). He brought out his Nokia camera phone, scrolled through a little, passed the phone to my Dad, "That is her pix sir, I can as well call her so you speak with her, she ll be the one you talk business with, am just the middle man" Prince said, He called the girl and my Dad spoke with her, at the end of their conversation, she billed him 100k if my Post UME result was ok, but would cost more with a poor result, "What if the Post UME, isn't all that good?" He asked her through the phone" "Ok, one twenty thousand?, see let's just leave it at hundred thousand " my Dad replied, I was like WTF, "Is this man really going to do this?"

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THE NEWS I was asking myself "What if my admission worked itself, and he pays this money, how will he know it was these guys that actuality did it" Whichever way the admission came, either through destiny or the opposite of destiny, 'one word for it'?, cos I just felt these guys were scams, but it shouldn't bother me afterall I wasn't the one paying the money, I might not believe them but what if on a second thought it was genuine?, After they had talked and he had hanged up that was when he asked, "So how do I see her in person?" Asked my Dad posing the question to both Prince and Festus "Sir, that's how its done ooo, you can't see her, your Sister knows were I stay, even knows my mum, I ve been helping people with admission since in my 200level, its legit" Prince explained, "Ok, no problem what's next?, payment abi?, I ll pay 50k then pay the balance when his name comes out" said my Dad, "Sir, its not done like that, you pay the complete money or we don't collect the money at all" Prince replied, "Ok, so I can pay after his name comes out abi?" He asked jokingly, "Sir, No ooo, we won't do it ooo" Prince replied laughing with Festus, "What if his name comes out, then who did it?" My Aunts husband asked laughing too, I knew were his answer was coming from, the man just turned his spiritual believe on, its good to be religious but this man does it to the extreme, everything around him is a sin, you ll get a hint why I said that as the story unfolds, "God did it then" I replied his answer, "Thank you" he exclaimed, At the end my Dad agreed, payed the money into the girls account. After writing my Post Ume, I bought a scratch card went online to check, my Dad was already in Lag then, scored 47/100, printed two copies out from the system as Prince had instructed, gave him a copy of both the Post Ume and Jamb result and kept the others for myself, still complained that my score wasn't high enough that my Dad would ve to pay an extra 20k, so I informed him sharperly, the guy told me to lock up, that as far as he has given them such huge amount before, they were indepted to him, that 20k wouldn't stop them from doing their job, "Forget about it, I ll trash that out with him" he said. Names started coming out afterwards, first list my name want there, second and third list my name wasn't there, we started calling the Prince ooo make we know wetin dey xup, three list don come out yet my name no dey, so when will it come out nah, we were asking. He said he has spoken with the girl, that a list was still going to come out, that the V.C ll bring out a list, V.C's list what's what he called it, that my name ll come out in that one. Patience, freshers had resumed we were still waiting for list, before I got a news that a list was out, I urged Festus who was in school already to help me check, he did and gave me a call, "Guy your name dey list" he said, I was overjoyed when I heard the news, nothing knowing the news had disability, if the news nah human being, e resemble girl wey fine, you dey inside bus see this babe, tell driver make e stop, rush come down, as you walk up to this girl, whine am, whine am, she no gree talk, you think say she just dey shy, when she finally come talk you find out say her reason for not talking nah because say her mouth dey smell, as in ennh bad mouth odour wey be like mess(fart), that was how the news looked like. ---------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- "Bro, your name didn't come out under mass comm ooo" Festus said from the other end of the phone, "So which department the thing come go fall under?" I asked curiously, "Guy, nah under Library and Information Science Edu(LIS Edu)" he replied, That was how the genesis of my problem started, not even pure LIS but under Education, what kind of dumb course is that, when my mates ll go for their Industrial training(IT), me go go dey do Teaching Practice(TP), the course was processing in my head and I was getting deeper with my thoughts, I needed something I could relate with, my field of calling, courses like Music, Mass Comm or Theatre Arts, which are all inter related, I was grumbling within me, "Shey nah wetin dem use the 100k do?, what sort of rubbish is that?" But at the end, nah 'half bread is better than chinchin' dey always end am, I had to console myself that at least it was better than staying at home, maybe I might change the course with time who knows?. At the end of my thoughts, I called my Dad and informed him of the new development, that my name was finally out and the course too, he didn't know much what the course was about, all they did was celebrate at home, since they were happy for me, I had to be happy for myself. It was the first time in months I had a huge relieve, I was excited and I needed to explore this excitement, I brought my phone out and the first person I called was Salma, the conversation went like this as she picked, "My love, My Angel, Love of my Life, My Queen of Queens, The only woman who's thoughts has been surviving me but scared of giving her a painful news cos I don't ever want to see her hurt" I said as this babe kept quiet listening she was already conversant with my voice,, For a while, like close to twenty seconds this babe wasn't saying anything, "Pretty Salma, please talk to me" I said again, "Kenny why did you do this to me?" She said, and you know my Salma and tears are siblings, she had started crying, "My love, my sweetness, how would I ve told you, many things happened, you should be happy am still alive, I didn't forget you, I just wanted things to be at least a lil better before I summon the courage to talk with you, I just gained admission into Absu, please can I speak with the prettiest woman alive tonight?, I ll tell you everything, not holding a single thing back" I said, as in coolly and softly, "I try your number every now and then, I thought you were dead, cos I know my Kenny, that he won't be alive and not reach me, how could you?, do you know what ve gone through?" Babe said still crying, I felt it, but what would you have expected me do?, I swear, it was the best decision I made, I wouldn't ve been focused if I cared too much on women after the Delsu saga, "My baby please, cry not, I wish I could just wipe your tears and give you a kiss, please lemme speak with you tonight" She agreed, so I had a date on the phone at night, as I dropped the call, i composed a short text message and sent her immediately, it read, "my Queen, did I ever tell you that my promises fail?, if it ever does, then this message is the mail, use it as an evidence to send me to jail, and tell the judge to grant me no bail, cos we are like a nail, you are the head and am the tail, so life without you is no sail. I love you deeply" I needed to remind her, assure her of my love, and make her feel am back, then gave Cynthia a call too, it was a similar kind of conversation, just that Cynthia acted pissed, she should, but I don't blame her from not understanding things from my own perspective, I was forced to book her for the night( midnight call things) as well. The question now is how do I speak with both of them?, I always find a way out, trust me, I had to send Cynthia a text too, hers was different, hers went like this, "My Finest one, I wish you could open my heart and take a Peep, you ll see my plans were never to make you weep, cos I feel you so deep, praying I ve you for keep, I still want to be that man to buy you a Jeep, I never ever forgot you, you in my heart always making it beep, always dreaming about your lips, your hips, you ll always remain my sweetest. Am sorry honey, love you" I needed to calm these ladies down, I couldn't even tell Cynthia about my admission, babe was aggressive on me, but I feel her pain, at the end a man has still got to do what he has to do. I ll call the rest later I told myself, if not I might ve too many girls wanting to talk to me at night and would not be able to handle it if peeps calling me became much, days plenty to do the rest nah. That night, I was pondering on who to call first, how to handle the calls wouldn't be a P, and at thesame time I must not keep any of them on call waiting, so I went to my divert call, kept my number on call divert to the number I dumped, so whenever anyone dials it, it gets to say my number is switched off, that way I could talk to any of them I choose to speak with first, this way I could be talking to one, and if the other calls, she hears the number is switched off, but yet isn't. I called Salma first cos she didn't give me much problems, just that she cries too much. We talked for two hours, from 12.30 to 2.30, I told her everything and she was patient enough to listen, and truth be said, if I hadn't met this girl I would ve graduated in one piece, I got lucky, her matter almost led me to my grave, and ve learnt that you meet some people in your life and they are blessing to you, while you meet some, no matter how nice they are they bring you problem even without them knowing these things, its just natures call. After I had narrated my reasons for leaving town without anyone knowing it, that was when she shared hers, the way the story came from her own view, every story has two sides, the side of the story teller and the side of the characters involved in the story, just that you share the story the way you saw it and the way it affected you, but shhiits happen, few live to tell the story. She was almost graduating, she had to leave her former place, she said some of my Brothers gave her trouble, expecially Chuks, that he felt she knew my whereabout and wouldn't tell, that she was threatened, school has been hell for her this final year period, that it was a good thing she would be writing her exams soon, there was no one I could trust, the only man I trusted was just Solo. So I had to make her promise not to disclose anything to anyone, I also asked about Sly's peeps, if they were still on her neck or came looking for her again after the first time they came, she said she couldn't tell, that she had been living in fear and has been extremely careful, that she hardly went out, after lectures, she goes straight home, that it has been her normal routine, and begged me to be extremely careful myself which I promised her I would. After most of our conversations dwelt on the past, it became too tensed and scary, so I had to improvise, we deviated into howmuch we missed eachother, if we still had the thingy going on, how me missed the sexxx, eachothers touch, if we ve slept with anyone since I left, well she said no, but has a guy who was on her matter like seriously, when she asked me thesame question, this was my response, "How do you expect me to think about sexx with this disaster that has happened to me, am still recuperating" Wetin you want make I talk before! Say my Piakantus don enter another Obosiasis?, no nah, we only just started talking, I wasn't ready to kill the reunion and the vibe just soon

Why did he disclose his location na? I just pray your former brothers won't come there

choi...kenny.na wa oh,i just dey wonder wit dis ur lifestyle

ABSU HERE I COME We spoke well, went back memory lane, and the way our conversation went there were tendencies of seeing eachother again, and if there was ever going to be a seeing, she would ve to do the coming, cos I just can see myself travelling down to Delsu to see her, she sef know that one. After talking to her till like 2.30, I had to switch gears, we kissed eachother goodnight, though she wanted us to talk some more, but I told her my battery was down and immediately I hanged up, then called Cynthia, "I tried calling you, your phone was off" she said, after I had given her several missed calls till she woke up, "Battery was down, light came not too long" I replied, I had to take my time to explain the reason why I did what I did, thanks Jah, she finally understood, but within me I knew it was over with these girls, I just wanted to make use of the best chances I could get, cos to be realistic, Salma was in her final year about taking her final exams, Cynthia was rounding up her 200level, by the time I would be in 100 level proper, Salma would ve graduated and Cynthia would be in her 300level while Chizzy was approaching her 300level in Madonna, ladies want to see their man progress, it gives them better hope and chances that they aint just wasting their time with you, what about the distance, travelling all the way from Delta to Abia state first before taking another bus to Okigwe or Absu, this involves time, energy and money, what ll be ll be, whatever comes my way or whoever I get to end up with, it means my life had been programmed like that, I felt the best part of life was patience, (ndidi as the igbos ll call it), but more importantly there are reasons why things end the way they end, all thesame I needed to be careful with my ways, stay far away from trouble and more importantly avoid everything that has to do with cultism, but Absu on its own was another domain. I was sent enough money to get myself some new clothes and other stuffs to kick start the semester, I had no place to stay when I go to school, so I spoke with Festus about accommodation, he said he wanted to move out from where he was to a new place and that if I wouldn't mind staying with him, we could join resources and get a place in Uturu, so I asked him to find a place and then lemme know. Few days later, he called and that he had seen a place, a self-con, newly built hostel and made enquires and that it was just the payment that was left, he said the place was 70k, so I sent 35k out of trust. A day before I left for Absu, since I didn't know much places to get clothes, I met my Pastors Son, Marvis, his Dad was the head of my Church (The Salvation Army) Abia district, so he called a friend of his that had a car, but surprisingly we didn't go far, we went to Asa road, I was sitting at the back while Marvis and his friend James sat at the front, on trying to drive into a filling station to get fuel, another car was also trying to come out from our lane, and mind you normally every filling station has two entrances, one way in and another way out, so James refused going out of the way, he wanted the man to drive back and take the other way that was suppose to lead him out, this man stopped his car, came down, "What is the meaning of all this, small boys of nowadays, can't you see am almost out?, and you are just about driving in, drive this thing backwards lemme pass" he said ranting, When I heard that 'SMALL BOYS OF NOWADAYS', walahi I provoke, I was like "Guy this man dey rude ooo, no drive this thing back ooo, if you try am me and you go get problem, cos like this we dey our right, make him go pass the other side, I like see wetin em go do" I said, "Even if you no tell me sef, I for no still gree" James replied, So as we agreed, he turned the car off and we all came down, this man took this thing sooooo personal like he would beat all of us, he was busy shouting and ranting, the more he did the more people gathered, and he was carrying a beautiful girl whom I assumed to be his daughter, I might be wrong at a time ooo, I kept quiet listening as James and this man were exchanging words arrogantly at eachother, people around were even blaming the man that he was suppose to take the other way out, yet this man refused, "Look at all this small boys, because they are driving their Fathers car no respect again" said the man, Omor nah em I vex, I had been quiet since, I was leaning on the car before, but after he said that I pushed myself and walked up to were he stood, some tiny distance between us sha, everyone was quiet, then I was like, "Sir, please, check your pocket very well" I said pointing to his pocket, so everyone's attention went to his pocket, truly he searched his pocket, and I was like, "Anh anh, you no see am?" I asked, "See what?" The man asked, his hand still holding his pocket, "Your brain nah, since it is not in your pocket, nah be say you forget am for house" I said, without smiling ooo, I was looking so serious, Omor, everybody burst laugh, "Kai, guy you dey talk ooo, you get bad mouth ooo" peeps said from the crowd as in laughing out hard, As people were laughing, the man just went into his car, revised and took the other way, we just started laughing, went into the car, got our fuel, and proceeded to get what I needed to get. We still laughed about it when we got home, Marvis was like, "I swear that time wey you dey waka go meet the man, I think say you been wan fight, you know say you sabi ginger" "I swear me sef too, said James. I arranged my stuffs and got ready for my journey the next day. ABSU, HERE I COME..

continues With a liitle bit of excitement, I got up in the early hours of the morning the previous day, my Aunt had already gone to the market to get me foodstuffs and I had gotten myself enough provisions, once a student so i already know as e dey go. It was my second ever journey to Absu, the first was with my Dad, but this time, i was travelling alone. I got to Abia line at Asa road, paid and got on a bus to Absu, before I got to school, Festus was already waiting for me at the school park, my already booked down room-mate, then took a bike to Uturu, the new place he said he paid for,(name of lodge withheld). It was truly a beautiful lodge, one of the finest in that vicinity, the outside was painted brown in colour, situated in a location that looked like a hill top, with a stream very close to it. Now I needed to adapt into a new environment, new neighbours, new course- mates, a room-mate I didn't know who's attitude looked like, but I was that kind of guy who ll tolerate anything but when it becomes too much I go gats voice out, so I don't get choked, I hate carrying someone in mind but all desame it doesn't stop me from wanting revenge if I was throne the first stone, (something I ve learnt to control now), sometimes one needs to just let some certain things go, I just prayed I coped, cos the course on its own was discouragement. The next day was a monday, I went to school accompanied with Festus, as he took me to were I would do my registration, clearance and medicals. It took me close to two weeks to complete everything cos peeps were much, but was still trying to meet up with lectures. My first lecture, a GST class, I stood outside throughout the class, come and see multitude, I just dey vex all through, like "Omor, shey nah me be this?, nah this kind thing I wan come dey do for here?, I couldn't even see how the lecturer looked like, coupled with the fact that I had no friends, the microphone the guy was even using was akparanwa(dead microphone), his normal voice was louder than it. That one passed I swallowed it, then had another lecture, this one was one of my core courses, again crowd, I was asking myself, "No be say I even dey department wey I like, I hope and pray I survive this whole thing" I was able to at least meet the course rep and get my name registered as an LIS edu student, I had already met with my HOD in order to register my name under the department. Omor, when this lecture was going on, I swear I no even dey understand wetin the lecturer dey yarn, God go punish people wey bring that course come, cos I already knew I couldn't cope, I lacked interest in it, If I was ever going to do well, I was going to keep sorting my way out, cos I ll definitely fail in something I had little or no interest in, but failure in a situation doesn't make me any less a dull student, the only reason why one ll call one dull in a situation like this was cos he wasn't meeting up to expectation, all thesame o wasn't ready to disappoint my peeps either. I left class, called Festus asking him where he was, he said he was in Food Village eating, I had never been there before so I had to ask my way out, I was wondering why they called it Food Village, but when I got there, the place was soo phucking big, it looked like an estate were meals are sold, the shops looked alike, one can even miss his or her way there. To avoid story that touches, I had to call him out, I was just like a stranger in another land, like I had never been a student before. When we finally located eachother, I started explaining my difficulties coping with the course of study, that it wasn't even pure LiS but under Edu, I never even really understood the course yet, until he started breaking down some things for me. He said our certificate was different from theirs, that anything Edu didn't just make sense, that companies as a matter of fact didn't value Edu courses, that ours was just like the college of Education of Absu, some teaching occupation things, as he was saying these whole thing, I was just getting more depressed, angry and disappointed, those things he said alone killed my morale towards school, when he saw my mood, he started telling me there were things I ll still love that ll make school fun for me, that before the end of the semester, every students in their department gets to contribute a certain amount and visit the school mountains, they had 2 different mountains with caves and water fall, that I was going to party there with my mates and still can invite friends, but who gives a sh!!i!t, nah that one person dey talk about?, I decided to just go home, and think this whole thing through again and see if there was some other way I could go about maybe switching department or anyway better way at all, I told him we ll meet at home, cos that evening we had plans of going to Okigwe to get a few things for the house, like rug, tv, dvd and tv-stand. I was suppose to walk to the school gate, then walk down my left to the junction and take a bike home, believe me I wasn't myself, as in that moment I dey para like paralysis, I had just walked pass the school Cafe, when I heard a guy calling from my left, "Heessss, guy show" he was with three other weird looking guys, and believe me this was the wrongest time to approach me, as in ennnnh wronnnnnngggggg timing. To be continued

Na headbutt go solve this one.... I have been missing the headbutts

*continues* I was seriously not in the mood cos of how upset I was besides that kind calling no dey get mood cos we all know it doesn't end well most times and it was too early for me to start getting into troubles, so it was better I used my head. When I heard the voice called me, I sincerely knew it was me they were referring too, but I just locked up like I didn't hear, I kept walking, "Hessssss, this man", the voice called out again, I kept a deaf ear, was still walking, Like they notified a guy walking towards opposite direction as me, so the guy was like, "Guy, e be like say nah you those guys dey call ooo" he said, So I had no option rather than look backwards, and then touching myself on the chest in a question like way, which one could interprete as, "You mean me?" Then one raised his hand and made a sign I understood to be come, I swear nobody don call me like that before, and if it were to be around were I reside, I wouldn't ve gone, I would ve told them I was coming that I wanted to get something, find my way home no time, but I was still inside the school premises, I had no choice than walk up to them, at least make me sef get a taste of my own medicine, make I see as e dey be like. I sincerely have never intimidated or obtained anybody before while in Delsu, anything that ll make you hear my voice, just know someone has offended me, I had my own personal OT, cos you bully person collect em thing today, you know where una go meet tomorrow?, some people just ve that believe that cos the world is round and wide, then its big, but when you take your time to reason the world proper, you ll find out its a small and empty world, but ve watched men obtain people in front of me, sometimes when I see the fear in the person been obtained, I might just sometimes beg on the persons behalf, and be like, "Hees,wey you, run comot for here", or better still mind my business. But this time, since I said I was now a changed man, lemme see how long I could maintain that fit, cos I was born a stubborn boy. "Nna ennh, na wa you ooo, you see men dey call you, you just do like say catarrh dey your ear" one said, "Omor I no hear nah, I hear nah em I no answer?" I asked back, I wasn't tensed or scared one bit, I had full confidence and control of myself cos me don dey the game, see all this things tire, and another mistake I didn't want to ever make is never to allow any frat guy/s push me to the wall to the extent were I would ve to be forced to speak my frat slangs and make anyone know who I was in a form of identifying myself, cos first it ll bring me those friends I didn't want, and before I know I ll be soaked back in the game again, since I said I was done for good, I wanted to keep to my words, if I didn't deserve it, my parents did. " You wey dey hear wey we start to call you" another said, "My name no be hess naw, students plenty wey dey waka pass, even if nah you dem call like that you no go answer nah,i replied smiling, "Nna calm down ooo, Obi mmadu a wu u tomtom ooo,(meaning, person heart no be tomtom) use your head" another one again said, Am an Ibo boy, but there's a way these Ibo boys that grew in Aba and the east speak, they add ibotic intonation to the english, so it makes it sound sweet and funny at thesame time. Before it turns into something else, I just had to use my head, cos there's a way they ll talk I ll get upset and things can happen from there, so I deeped my hand into my back pocket and brought out my wallet, since there were four in number I brought out 1k, and gave it to them and was like, "This one go reach to recharge una phone nah", Believe me, this act, meant I had bought them over to myself for as long as I was in Absu, even if I didn't remember their faces, they ll know mine, that 1k that looked like nothing to me at that point in time as a student who was still fresh and loaded and had just resumed school, meant a lot to them. As I handed the money over to them, they started shouting, "Nna e di sharp, e di sharp" "Abeg wetin be your name" "John" I lied, They introduced themselves to me, one after the other, and was like, "Guy, if you get any problem for this school, Nna just call me, o we Ife ne me(meaning, nothing dey happen)" But instead of allowing them ve my number, I allowed one of them call his, its better and safer that way "Make una no think am ooo, I be Lagos boy, I just say make I do am foreign for una" I said, "Nna e di sharp, e yi ri ndi Lagos"(meaning I looked like one from Lagos,) That was it, I bade them goodbye and left, I just played the fools game, it didn't make me less a man, cos I know what I did, but it was better that way and even to my own advantage, let's hope the new friendship doesn't blow out of proportion at the end. To be continued

Better use your brain

continues Myself and Festus went to town(Okigwe) that day and got a few furnish for the apartment, rug, tv, tv stand, dvd, to make the house look more comfortable and pleasing not just for ourselves alone but for visitors. I didn't tell him what happened that day, and as a matter of fact he heard from my Dad that I once schooled in Delsu but i never ever opened up and told him the reason I left, I barely discussed myself, he was my room-mate didn't mean he has to know everything about me, most times some things are better not told or said at all, before you sit someone down and open up face to face your deepest secrets, know the person well, even at that, but the truth is you can't really know everything about someone. ABSU became like a lost Island for me, I had no friends, no girlfriend, I was barely coping with school activities, and I wasn't even ready to go into something deep with anyone cos with the way I saw things go, I had this strong feeling about my chances in the school. My connection has buddies with Festus really didn't work out, I was beginning to get this disgust of getting my own place and staying alone, cos it later looked like he was accommodating me, apart from hearing rumours, we became three in the house instead of two, he was always with his girlfriend, and before I knew it, her visiting regularly had became a permanent stay, from a top, to tops, jean and skirt to jeans and skirts and then her box of clothes, imagine the three of us sleeping in thesame room everyday, wey no be say nah flat, I kept watching this guy, I didn't tell me or say anything about it and I couldn't ask him either cos I expected him to use his brain and the funny thing was that most things in the house were bought with my money cos my Parents made sure I lacked nothing. Most times they ll sleep on the bed, and I ll sleep on the rug, I saw it as nothing, for my mind I be like, "Nothing dey there, nah my guy" I just felt she had accommodation problems and was soon going to get a place of her own, cos she was a fresher like me, I didn't ask Festus for once while he gf stayed with us and he didn't say anything either. Sometimes at night I just use my brrain to give them privacy and pass the night in a neighbours apartment. I remember one cool evening as I sat close to the stream with a few of my neighbours, gisting and smoking weed, talks begot more talks, and you know smoking weed is when most guys speak their mind, say things they wouldn't ve summoned courage to tell you on a normal day, we were four in number, Snoop, Snipes, Dele and myself. As we were gisting, Festus and the girlfriend came to fetch water from the stream, greeted us and left, that was how it started, "Guy, this one wey he be like say you get two roommates, guy do rent your own house nah, highest 50/60k you go see self con rent, ordinary room 35/40k" snipes said, "Unto wetin, we just pay for this place nah" I replied, They started laughing leaving me wondering what was funny, "Oga calm down, we know as e dey go" Dele said, they were still laughing, I just used my head to reason well, cos these guys were all 300level students, same as Festus, though different departments, he was more closer to them, that was when I realised he had fed them with some crap like I was squatting with him. "So this guy don reason una many many rubbish shey?" I asked, "Unto wetin?" Snoop asked, "Una sef dey jonse oo, wetin dey there wey una no fit tell me clean and clear, you dey try yarb me say I be squatty, dey use scope say make I get my own place, incase una no know most of the things wey dey that house nah my own, em tell me say house nah 70k, I give am 35k, so wetin una come dey yan now?, I no even ask am one day to see receipt" I said, as in I don dey provoke already ooo, "Guy you mean am?, omor I go talk, nah 55k be house, nah 55k I pay" Snipes said, As I heard it, the ginger and beast in me rose up, I stood up immediately, "This guy no know the kind person wey I be nah why, em dey use me play, I no be fool, nah base on trust, but I go clear em doubt this evening" as I was completing this statement I had stood up, walking back to the house, no time, I hate nonsense "Ken chill nah abeg, e go be like say nah we spoil em package" Snoop said, grabbing me from behind, "See talk ooo, so I don turn to package now?, no go let me and you get trouble, free me guy" I said angrily, But dude still held on tight from behind, wrapping his hands around me, I pushed myself to the wall hitting his back against it to get free from his grasp, as I did that, he left me, they knew it wasn't a joke anymore, "I dey go meet Festus, I like ask am all this things, and I like make em carry me go meet the landlord, I wan show my craze, I swear anybody wey hold me this evening, I go burst em head join" I voiced out for all three to hear, then directed my steps in anger back to the house. The payment for the house ish wasn't what was infuriating me, after every, he still had the guts to tell neighbours I was his squatty, wetin some guys dey even dey take person for sef? "FESTUS GATS EXPLAIN, for em mind, em don job me" To be continued

Headbutt master. I love this guy

continues* THE CONFRONTATION I was walking furiously to the house to confront Festus, and believe me there's a way he would answer me that won't go down well and would lead to a fight, whichever way it still ll lead to a fight, on getting to the door of our apartment, his voice came echoing, he was laughing out very loud with the girlfriend, I wonder what was funny, instead of going in,I don't know what happened to me I just paused. Then I started to tell myself, "Guy chillax, wetin neighbours go think If them hear una voice, besides Snoop and the rest ll feel kinda betrayed like they were gossiping about Festus", if they get to hear something about me, they wouldn't want to tell me again and there's a way this guy might upset me if the confrontation happens, out of anger I could just start revealing myself, 'you know who I be', 'I be this, I be that', so instead I decided to apply wisdom, I ll would play a game with him, a very matured game, were I ll hurt him but he wouldn't be able to do anything about it cos its a game to everyone, i would just be the one that knows what I was doing. I turned back to meet Snipes and the rest at the stream side, they were expecting to hear my voice when I left due to my initial reaction before I left, but were surprised when I came back. "Em tell una say em dey squat me abi?" I asked, But nobody answered, I just started laughing, "Una know wetin, I wan play one game with this guy wey feel say em wise, the title nah 'KING OF THE HOUSE, Aba boy verses Lagos boy" I said, Everybody started laughing thinking I was high on weed, "Because of this guy, all of una dey here, most nights nah one of una room I dey sleep, Snipes nah your room I sleep pass, now enh, we go see who carry woman pass for this house, I wan switch on my Kenny-D now mode" I said, It was still funny, cos they all had gfs, but since ve been staying in the lodge, no girl has ever come looking for me, so I was like a guy without game. "For this full house, nobody carry woman reach me, I wan clear all of una doubt now say I bad pass all of una" I said, "Ken, no be by mouth, make the game start, we go see who be King" Dele said, They felt I was just running my mouth, "I swear, nah Festus and em babe go suffer am pass, cos them go sleep for outside tire, all the privacy wey I dey give am since, em must give me all the privacy back, no one go miss, una rooms kuku dey available una go accommodate them tire, then make em complain for me then I go let am know say nah me get house, my money nah 35k, em own nah 20k, wetin make me wan come pack?, shey I resemble Indiana Jones first son? I said, These guys were still busy laughing out loud, cos I was talking with anger, but with all my heart and soul, I meant everything I was saying with my mama's bosom that I sucked. I brought my phone out, called Salma and as she picked, I fixed it on loud speaker, "Me: Honey Salma: hmmm, Me: Sweety Salma: hmmm, Me: Sugar Salma: hmmm( as in I was saying these things with attitude ooo), Chaiii, the finest girl in the whole world" I said, She knows the routine, as I dey call am the pet names she answer me back. Before now, we ve been talking but ve not really been serious about her coming down to see me, as well as Cynthia, " So what's up naw baby, are you trying to say you are not missing me?, as in am dying to see you" I said, "Baby I am too, am trying to clear some stuffs in school, hoping my name ll be in the first batch for NYSC, but hopefully I ll be in Port Harcourt next week" she said, "PH is close to Absu naw, first you take a bus like 45 mins to Aba, then 1hour 20mins to ABSU, let's just say at worst, say e bad, 3hours you are here" I replied, "Ok, I ll keep you posted naw, once I touch PH, I ll let you know" she said, "So howlong ll you stay with me?" I asked, Everyone kept mute listening to our conversation like it was a programme on a radio station, "Like 3/4 days she said, "Stop naw, why are you like that, you ve not seen me for close to 8/9months and you think my Piakantus will be happy with you?, didn't you miss it?, stay with me one week naw" I pleaded, "Ok, lemme come around first, we ll see how it goes" she replied, "Thanks baby, you are the best, love you so much" I said, "Love you too dear, please take care for me and stay out of cultism and trouble" she said, 'CULTISM', nah there she take expose me small, but no P, it wasn't her fault, how would she ve known I had peeps listening to our conversation. "Thanks Baby, expecting ya" I replied, then hanged up I saw the surprise on their faces, that was when they knew, I must ve done things before, "This one wey una quiet, wetin do una mouth?, nah my sholly for my former school, no time oo, point of correction one of my shollies," I said, "Omor, nah big girl ooo, she don even gradge" Snoop said, "Chill till you see the babe, then you go choose whether to gimme respect ot not" I said, "Guy wait oo, wetin happen for your former school?" Snipes asked, "Omor abeg die the matter, wetin don loss don loss" I said, To avoid too many questions which I knew I wasn't going to answer, I stood up, "I dey come abeg" I said, then hurried to the Chemist shop at the junction, "Aunty abeg gimme condom" I said, "Howmany" Aunty chemist asked, "Gimme 5packs" I replied, I swear I saw the reaction in her face when she heard 5packs, She brought out 5packs of G-Circle, arranged it in a black nylon bag for me, I paid and left. I first went to the stream to meet them guys, tore the packs of condoms and threw them away leaving just the condoms in the nylon, "Una think say I dey play, make una go buy una own condoms ooo, cos like this anybody wey do mistake come ask me for condom, nah play the person dey be that" I said then left to the house. I just purposely want make them see the condoms. I got to the house Festus and the girlfriend were lying on the bed, I just poured all the condoms on the rug, "Ah ah Ken, who give you all this things, where you see am? " They exclaimed, Imagine the question, 'who give me all this things, where I see am?', I don suffer sha, I wonder wetin dem take me for before, maybe they felt my Piakantus wasn't functioning, "My Guuuuuuuuy, omor nah toto sure pass now ooo" I simply replied, Then started arranging the condoms in different parts of the room, the four corners of the room, under the rug, four corners of the bed, as I was doing the arrangement, they were both laughing, its needed, when them begin dey pass the night outside, them go know. "Omor nah the level ooo, so that anywhere wey me and the babe roll enter like this, nah finishing" I said, "Nna which babes kwanu?" his girlfirend asked, "Are you travelling anytime soon?" I asked, "No" she replied, "Why you come dey rush, you ll see' them'" I replied, They were just busy laughing out loud, thinking I was just doing my normal fooling around but if only they knew, cos I just started, To be continued

story for d gods... ............ ....................... ....................................

GAME ON(KING OF THE HOUSE) After that day, I stopped passing the night in the room, giving them all the space they ve always wanted, and was just patiently waiting for what sounded like a joke to them to come into reality, i only came back to shower, eat, go to school, watch movies but would spend every night in someone else's room, and within me, I was like, "Omor when e start, I no wan hear complain" cos sincerely that's when the real war ll start. That weekend, something happened, the Caretaker of the house came around, knocking from one room to the other, that he wanted to see everyone and also wanted to know the real occupants of the each apartment, claiming that the highest numbers of occupants shouldn't be less than two people, that he doesn't want a situation were someone ll pay for an apartment and three or four peeps would end up in it. During the so-called meeting, I noticed Festus's girlfriend didn't show up, she just locked herself inside, so I used the opportunity in asking, "Oga Caretaker, abeg no vex for this question wey I wan ask ooo" I said, "No problem" he replied, "I know say nah the first time wey we dey see be this, cos when my guy wan pay for house I been dey Aba that time, so em just tell me price and I send money give am, I just dey hear different things, howmuch for this house sef?, and if another place like this day howmuch e be, I get friend wey dey find house like mad" I said, but I knew where I was going to, "This place nah fifty five thousand, e still get one place if your friend serious, nah fifty thousand for that one" he replied, so who be your room-mate for here" he asked, "Nah Festus" I replied, make I call the guy, I stood up trying to fake a call, but all I did was to let Festus know I had gotten the truth, and was going to exploit it judiciously, so I had succeeded in making Snoop and the rest un-suspicious about how I got the truth cos everything happened before Festus's very eyes. When the Caretaker later asked what's up with my friend that wants a house, I just gave him a flimsy excuse. After that meeting, I made Festus's conscience prick him hard, by avoiding every means of him bringing up the issue, I didn't want to talk about it and I sincerely was not upset, next time when he wants to act smart, he should cover his tracks well, his mistake, my advantage, cos as far as we both know I paid 35k and he paid 20k, the last time I asked for the receipt of the house, he said he didn't know were he dropped it, cool no P, but making people think he was squatting me, a price I was going to make him pay dearly without even being voilent one bit. When he finally had the chance to confront me, and was like, "Guy abeg make we see" "Ok" I replied, We went outside, maybe he was trying hard not to let his gf know, as soon as he brought the issue of the house, I dismissed it, "Guy, see die that matter abeg, shey I resemble person wey dey vex?" I replied, and as I was saying it I was discharging myself, no time for stories that touch, or I hear say em shoot bird, the mama fly. Finally, we entered the week I was expecting Salma, she didn't call not until wednesday of that week, so we fixed her coming on the friday of thesame week, before then I had pressed some buttons at home that I needed money, so I received quiet a huge sum, I wanted to make sure we balled when she came. It was that friday that she was on her way, I went to Festus as he was on the bed with his babe watching a movie that I called him out, "Guy,* one of* my babes dey show today oo, and she dey road like this, you know as e dey be nah" I said, trying to be in my best behaviour and be polite as I can, I stressed it oo 'one of my babes', maybe em never know the meaning, but the truth be say I meant the game just started, He started hailing me, whether nah from em mind ooo, no be from em mind ooo, me no wan know, the real deal be say, he should do the needful. "Oga calm down, see as I dey so e don tey wey I straff, all the sperm wey dey my body now go don even turn to agidi by now" I said, he was laughing, in other news I meant, guy no disturbance ooo, use your akonuche(brain). So we both went in, he explained to his gf that my container was already on the sea arriving, she sounded excited, the truth was that everyone wanted to see how my Salma looked like, then maybe laugh, but they were all in for a shocker, they went out but still in the compound, maybe making arrangements on who's apartment they ll be spending the night, as if I care, then arranged the house, swept, dusted, used omo and water to clean the appliances making sure everywhere was neat, just the way she's always known me to be, airfreshned the room, then showered waiting for my phone to ring and hear, "Please come and pick me I am at the school gate" I was tensed, my sweetest heart I hadn't seen in close to a year, I couldn't wait to behold her, there was this Joy in me, I was feeling butterflies for so many reasons, seeing her pretty face again, her cute body, I expected her to even look better, the joy of not spending the night alone for days to come, hoping to make best use of everything but more importantly make my opponent suffer. Like around 6pm in the evening, as everyone sat outside gisting, I finally got that call, the last time we spoke, she said she couldn't hear me well but ll notify me when she's close, "Baby, am at your school gate" she said, as I picked the call, "Wait, do I come with a bike or with my private Jet?" I asked, "Kenny please don't start, ok come with the Jet" she said laughing, "Look around, is there enough space to park?, look at were you are well" I teased, "Lemme alone jor, come before I start crying" she said, Me wey don wear shirt, dey run to go take bike, as I got to front of the school gate and highlighted from the bike, she threw her bag down and jumped on me, I for fall ooo,cos she changed, she looked awesome, hips over fall out, she wore a mad top, that showed the division of her bosoms, and a Jean to match, and hair I was sure she made for this journey, we kissed like mad right there, climbed on the bike with me at the back and zoomed home. I asked if she was hungry, she said, she was, we stopped at a restuarant in Uturu not all that far from the house, ate and walked home, holding hands, gisting and laughing, and as soon as we stepped into the lodge, everybody stood up, see jonsing, some dragged her bag and helped her with it, we got into the house and almost all my lodge mates went in with me, she was just busy smiling, "They ve been expecting you, don't mind them" I said to her, When other neighbours heard my gf was around, I didn't know what they were told, but they just wanted to see this babe themselves, I rushed out, switched on the gen, full tank, I plan am, cos I knew the night ll be oblivion. I made her stand up, held her from behind, my hands around her waist holding her belly firmly from behind, I wanted them to see her clearly, show-off "Ken, I no go hide am, you get mouth" Snoop said, Even Festus and the girlfriend also came to take a look at my Pretty Salma, (them dey craze nah, dem wan use me play, me wey dey hot, cos I dey form cool since when I resume school). I later discharged everybody out, in a playful way, but meant it, told her to shower, and she shouldn't open the door for anyone, except she hears me knock, so I left her, stepped out to get a few drinks, and then 2 tins of milk. Before I came back, she was already done bathing, and had dressed up, but a top with no bra, and her nipp|es bulging out, set like a machine gun ready to realise its bullets, then a short mini-skirt. As I stepped in, she was still trying to arrange her hair in a net, while I sat on the bed watching her, dammmmnnn, I hardly could believe she was right here with me looking astonishingly beautiful, prettier than she has ever been, like I was seeing her for the first time, small waist, massive hips, as she turned, she just saw me staring at her with passion, as she was walking to the bed to join me, I was like, "No, baby just stand there, I want to take a good look at you, please" So she did, and after a while, I was like, "Please help me pull down your skirt, I wanna see your hips, you ve changed like mad" She took it down, she wasn't even wearing a panties, it was one of the most amazing things I had seen in long time, she spinned around for me, and after a while, she was trying to put it back on, I just fell under anointing, I stood up, walked up to her, held her hand and skirt, "Stop, you really want to put that back on?" I asked, She just paused staring at me with no reply, close contact, eyeball to eyeball, then I reached for her lips, my hands still holding her skirt and hand

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continues We kissed on for a while, then I dragged the skirt off her waist gently, leaving just her skimpy top as we kissed our way to the bed fell on eachother and laughed, nothing was funny but the deep meaning for that was that we ve waited for way too long for this and ve missed these things like mad. She reached for my trousers, un-belted it and pulled it off my waist, then my top and singlet while I reached for her top took it off her gently, we both knelt on the bed looking at eachother, "Is this really happening?, my love is this you?" I asked, my hands rubbing her arms, "Baby is this really you too?" she replied, I was staring at her boo!bs like I had never seen one since I was born, everything looked sooo different, like the longer we stayed apart the better and sweeter it became, I had this crazy emotions running in my veins with a high voltage, I guess if any other person had touched me at that moment the person would ve been electrocuted to death, and I knew she felt desame way as I watched her panting. We moved closer, kissed eachother some more passionately and sweetly, we were so calm that we weren't even in a haste, we wanted to explore everything, as in every damnnn thing, As we kissed on with every passion we had in us, cos normally I was a born natural warm guy when it comes to my body temperature, every girl ve done stuff with always asked, "Why is your body hot?" I ll simply reply that its natural, except in situations were we just both showered, but those cold nights expecially with the fan on, they would always want to wrap themselves around my warm body, but this particular day with Salma, Chaiiiiiiii, it was warmer than usual, nah my fault?, no be something wey dey sweet?, "Warm man, missed your body Baby" she said, We kissed on and just when I thought we were lost in this kiss ooo, all of a sudden this babe just pulled back, freezed herself staring at me for close to a minute(I mean a minute, just imagine yourself kissing passionately and the babe just pulls herself back and then begin to look you for like one minute, count the seconds yourself, 1,2,3, you ll know its really long), I was suppose to ask why she was staring but I didn't know what held me back, for my mind I don dey think maybe I don get mouth odour without knowing, as she kept staring at me deeply, I was staring back but it got to a point were she got me wondering that I couldn't take it again, I had to check my breath using my hand, breathing into my palm, it smelt good to me, I looked at her still staring deeply, when I was about asking her what was wrong, the next thing I heard was, "Kennny" she said, then kept quiet again, I didn't answer but staring back, lost, wondering what she might ve noticed, then I heard, "I swear I love you" CHI-NE-KEEE, otutu mu mi(in Yoruba cold enter my body, e cassssssssh me),I was like an iron that melted in a fire, I didn't see that coming, I was blown away lost in her love and beauty, water just roll from the eyes, no be say I dey cry sha, e just roll ni, then I replied, "I swear, my dada dey plait for you", deeping the finger next to my thumb in my tongue and pointing it to the sky in the 'I swear' manner. That was when then real passion and action started, before we been dey do Skit and Intro, At the sound of what I said, she gave me that huge smile with her dimpled chick that makes my soul glad, then we pounced on eachother. We expelled the kneeling, rolled and kissed eachother from one end of the bed to another. I made her lay on the bed and kissed every single part of body from her hair, head to toes, didn't miss a part, as in licking and kissing all dem body sweetly and slowly all the way down, turned her over, kissed from the back of her neck all the way down her heels. I just kissed and licked her bosoms and Obosiasis a lil, leaving it for future laurels. She turned me over and did the exact thing I did to her, from my head all the way down to my toes, turned me downwards, kissed my neck from the back all the way down to my heel, we took our time, we wanted to explore everything single thing we ve missed. When I turned over, she reached for my Piakantus, massaging it with her hand, I knew what was next, cos I knew the next thing ll be me experiencing the seizure that comes from SUCKINGJAITIS, "Baby wait" I said, Laid her back and this time, sucked this bosoms the way I never did hers before, sucked around the bosoms, made her wait for long to put my mouth on her nipp!es, as she twisted on the bed, I did desame to both boobylashlies, then sucked on it with every passion dripping out of me, As I was about to go down her Obosiasis, I remembered my last outing in Bariga, and remembered the sucking wasn't bad, so I annalysed the style for her as she seemed interested, so we tried it on ourselves, She sitting directly opposite me, my Piakantus in her mouth, her Obosiasis in mine, dammmmmmmmnnnnnnn, it was one crazy experience I ll never forget, we sucked on eachother like we were tasting what was sweeter than Vanilla ice-cream for the first time, this romance of ours took hours, as in hours, we sucked till when we couldn't get enough, I reached for the corner of the bed, deeped my hand under and dragged a condom out, she was just turning to face me ready for what was next, as she saw me trying to tear the seal off the condom, she was like, "Baby, no, no, no, I want to feel you, pleasssse" She never even complete the statement I don fling the cd that found its way to were the tv stand was, To be continued

continues Something crazy happened I didn't take notice of cos I was lost in the hot romance, it was after the whole Saga she told me the following day, during the period of the many hours of deep romance, don't know howmany times she came but I had sucked that too without even noticing, or probably been carried away by the heat of the romance coupled with the fact we hadn't seen or being together ages, Chaaaai, toto!!!, something wey dey sweet. I turned her down, climbed up, first it was missionary, sexxxing and kissing, and sucking of her bosoms at thesame, time, thrusting very very slowly though, but after a lil while, then I switched position, we only just started but her legs were vibrating, am sure if she had stood up to walk, she wouldn't ve been able to do that properly. Her legs weren't just shaking cos I ve been hard on her or we ve been sexxing for long, besides the missionary style didn't last for up to two minutes before I even switched to scissors, it was vibrating cos of the excessive romance and has reached her peak, the way she looked was different, she opened her mouth at intervals like she would pass out, I knew if I took it a lil step further something that has once happened between us might get to happen again, So as I switched to scissors, me behind her, both of us lying side ways, one of her legs raised up while the other was stretched far at the bed, creating enough room for me to penetrate from the back then more importantly give me room to maneuver and play with her clitor!s the way I wanted. As I trusted from behind, first accelerating with a slow pace back and forth, I was tickling her Cl!tt with my finger, like cleaning a stain on your body but in a fast way, that made her scream the more, me staring at the posture of just her face like she would die, she was faaaar gone, The more I increased my pace and dangled her cli!t, the more she screamed, I didn't let go of her Cl!t as I held on to my thrust with her legs still vibrating, "Please wait, please wait" she said, I locked up, I didn't stop but rather increased my pace still playing with her clit, I already knew sooner or later, she would erupt, "Whatever you feel like doing, just do it" I said, thrusting back and forth, within few minutes, babe begin dey shoot, she was squirting, As she started, I paused and dragged her to the edge of the bed, back to missionary but I wasn't on her, she was on the bed and I was down, I continued stimulating her clit while I held on to my thrust, it was cool but I wasn't really enjoying the sexx as much as she did cos she was squirting over my body, so I tried to put on a very fast thrust to make me come, her Obosiasis became soo slipprery and wet, and as I felt I was going to come, I freed myself with shouts of relieve as I quickly drew myself out, holding my Piakantus and allowing my expulsion come out bit by bit, as it fired out like a bullet coming out of a gun pouring on her body, while she laid tirelessly and aimlessly on the bed, using her hand to rub her cl!t, the bed was soaked, as well as the rug. I laid on her, and held her firmly on the bed like one freezing from a terrible cold, not like the sexxx took long, it was a 15 to 20minute sexx, but it looked like forever, cos only the romance lasted for close to two hours, if not more, After a longgggg while on laying the bed for close to 25- 30minutes doing nothing, I helped her up, as she looked soo weak like all her strength has left her, I helped her to the bathroom, we had our bath, we came back to the room, while she laid helplessly at the corner of the room, which I told her to do, I wanted to tidy up the mess on the bed, and side of the bed as well as the rug. I tried doing a lil cleaning, got a new bedspread, helped her to the bed, and then covered her with a blanket, cos I was sure she wouldn't be waking up in a long time, my thoughts though base on the first experience in Delsu. I turned up a nice blues collection, couldn't even take the drinks i bought for the both of us, she had already started sleeping, I just popped open one of the tin milk I bought, rushed it, threw it to a corner, cos I felt tired myself, joined her, my hands around her and then dozed off. To be continued

continues We woke up around close to 5am in the morning, then started gisting, laughing and playing, it got to a point where we had to talk about us and what the future seemed, deep down within me I knew it was over between us and that I was enjoying her company while it lasted. Not my fault and not hers too, maybe things were destined to be that way, look at her, graduated and ready to go for service while I was starting life all over again, somethings in this world, no matter how hard you try aren't just meant to be, cos you find yourself in a situation were the love between you two feels right and perfect but due to some situations showing its ugly head, you just know you guys won't be, even without you guys telling yourselves, except one way or the other one magical miracle happens but I was ready to answer her questions posed before me, this time not telling her what she wants to hear, but rather telling her what we both know, "Baby, please don't lie to me, what do you think about us?" She asked, "If I tell you I know, I ll be lying, this is me here a hundred level student in ABSU, studying a course am not even sure of, then look at you a fresh Music graduate from DELSU, do you think I ve the psyche prowess to tell what the future holds for us?" I asked back, Like what I said processed through her head as she was speechless for a while to respond back, "Or you think am happy for what happened in DELSU, babe do you know what I went through?, just try an imagine a young Boy, a gun to his head, forced to become a man over night, neglected by your own parents, or how it feels to see yourself as a disappointment, bringing shame to your family?, babe please let's not talk about this, if we both don't wanna start crying" I said, Just that lil speech, She had already started dripping tears(not crying, but tears was just flowing freely), this babe knows, she does, that she made me go through all that, but I ll always be a man and own up for my predicaments, whatever life has dished out to me, I played my own part in it, not like I was forced to, cos truly if everyone had the power to forecast the future, then we ll all be men and women who ll live our lives on earth without making a single mistake, once you foresee a mistake, you avert it, but mistakes are what makes a man, no mistakes, then no story, no story then no proud glory. I might be naughty, stubborn but a better man, who has learnt to see life differently, wisdom is everything, naivety and lack of wisdom could make one make lots of mistakes, with time I ve learnt to drop the violent part of me, things the normal me would act upon before, I ll be so cool about now, dem no dey tell man, you can't make thesame mistake twice. I didn't ve to talk much before she reached for my lips and planted a kiss, then more kisses, she knows, she understands, but we ll always love eachother then and always. Till date I ve somuch respect for this girl, that when am conversing with a girl, and she says she's from Ph, I ll just pick natural likeness and interest for you, not cos I feel like tearing your clothes off you, spreading your legs wide and make you go ding dong, but cos it reminds me of one name and one face that has been tatooed in my heart for life, reminds me of Salma shikina!!. We just had to throw the conversation away, kissed for a long while, then she rested her head on my chest and in no time she slept off. Sometimes when you hear of a married woman cheating on her husband with another guy, I just don't talk, cos you are no judge, you don't know her past, not every woman marries who they truly love, all thesame I don't support it. Though she's married now but picture Salma and me barging into eachother unexpectedly, that connection ll always be there, so its better we don't see to a point were we would be alone, if we no tear eachother clothes, just to get down once more, make I know why, but since am a guy who wouldn't do married women cos I wouldn't want someone to do my wife, what goes around comes back around, I ll rather just run away or avoid it, except she hid her married status from me. I crawled out that early morning, as she slept peacefully like a Queen in her royal bed, around few minutes after 7am, I locked her inside and stepped out, I had beverages, I just rushed to get bread and egg, tried my best to make sure I prepared her breakfast before she woke, cos I had never prepared a surprising breakfast for a woman before, hoping she would be the first, and Praise Jah, I succeeded while she was still sleeping, I just arranged a cup of tea and milk, bread and egg, I toasted with in a fry pan, something I learnt from a friend at home, borrowed a tray from one of my neighbours and arranged it nicely, just her breakfast alone, mine could wait. I went to the bedside, licked her ears like a dog would to an open wound, till she woke up, and saw a tray by her side, "Please, her Royal highness, breakfast is ready ma" I said, She sat up, smiled with one hand covering her mouth to depict surprise, then was like she has not pasted, I leaned forward, kissed for a while, and was like, "Kaiiii, freshest breath ever, I wonder why you still brush" I said teasingly, "Liar liar, heeeeey Kennnny" she hailed, "Seriously just eat jor, cos no be when I carry you go U.S now, you go come say you wan brush first, they eat before they brush there ooo,, am teaching you so better start learning" I said, We laughed, I brought a small cloth, placed it on her laps, then placed the tray on top, just incase the cup of tea gets too hot, my brain just told me so, "Where is yours" she asked with concern, "Baby, I just wanna watch you eat pleaase" I replied To be continued

continues I didn't know when I would get to see her again, so I wanted to make best use of these moment, She smiled at my response, then ate as I sat beside her watching, "You are staying with me here 1 week" I said, "Relax, I just came in yesterday, why your blood come dey hot?" She asked, "I just dey clear you on time make you know" I replied, On a normal day, Salma and Cynthia were those kind of girls who were brought up speaking strictly English at home, so they were both fluent in it, they could go on and on conversing with you over a long conversation with just English, but base on the street boy I had turned myself into, I infected them with my slangs, that when they talk to me, they make it a blend of both English and pidgin. After she ate, that was when I used thesame cup in making a cup of tea for myself and then ate too, while we had a lil chit-chat, "You ve not said anything about last night, you just passed out till this morning" I said, "My dear, it was crazy, you won't understand, but Godddd, I missed you" she replied, "Not as much as I did, you wey lemme fear sha ooo" I said teasingly, "How?" She asked curiously, "When we were so deep in the kiss, all of a sudden you just pulled yourself out, I swear I think say I don develop one kind mad mouth odour wey I never notice" I said, "Nah you know ooo" she replied giggling, "But in all how was the romance and everything?" I asked, "Do you know I came like three times already before we even started making love" she said, "Wait, so you mean I sucked and swallowed all that, Chaiii" I replied shaking my head playfully like I was sorry for myself, We just laughed about it and talked some more, she asked were I ld be taking her to that saturday, told her I was going to take her round campus, that she would love it, told her how big Absu was, not like Abraka that had small small campuses scattered around the place, some campuses are even outside Abraka, like the department of Law in Oleh, and Agriculture located in Asaba or so, I also told her to get ready to eat enough Cashew cos we had like an uncountable Cashew trees in Absu, as in e dey waste, so she looked forward to it. At least make we comot make my guy and em babe get chance to draw oil as them like, cos when I show back, the house is mine, military zone keep off. She accompanied me to the stream to fetch water, were I met snipes and the rest smoking weed that morning to start up their day, I sat with them as Salma sat on my laps, asked for the weed to be passed to me as I took a few drags, teased her with it to take just a drag, but she refused, "No worry, before you go back, I must make sure to take this thing, if you no take, make I know why" I said to her jokingly, but the inside of me meant it, cos I was ready to make sure I shared everything with this special girl of mine before she left me, not knowing if I would ever see her sweet face again. I told my neighbours about taking Salma round school, it was a full house at the stream, so a lot were interested with the phrase, "Wetin person wan even dey house dey do sef" And knowing I would love it if I had enough company, I agreed to pay some peep's transport fair who seemed interested but didn't want to go with us for lack of money journeying to and fro. We stayed at the stream for a long while before I got two Jerry-cans of water, we went in, pasted, then when we were about to shower, I was like, "Till you leave here, I don't want you to stress yourself, I ll be the one washing you up, every single part of you, every single day, cream you up myself, then help you dressing up, all you need do is your make up as well as arranging the clothes on the bed you ll love to wear" I said, I wanted her to carry the memory of everything we shared before she left, so that whenever she remembered those moments, they ll always end with a smile on her face. She gladly accepted, with a huge grin and a simple, "Ok Baby, noted" As I told her, nah so the thing go ooo, I did what I said, I bathed her and she bathed me, creamed her up while she creamed me up, helped her in wearing her panties and bra, her top and jean on, she helped me with mine, was a sweet and crazy experience, I was adding to my collections of naughtiness daily. She took care of the make up and was looking dashing and pretty, I called snoop to help me confirm if he was set with the rest. He said they were almost done and would give me a beep once everyone was set. Finally, we all were, set to go play around, can't remember howmany we were but close to 10 of us in number, some with their gfs that came to spend the weekend base on the game at hand 'KING OF THE HOUSE', then we all matched like soldiers but this time not to go do battle rather to go ve fun.

Lol@terminal

pls complete the story...wat is wrong na

Val wat happened? No update for long

Val Biko update my favorite story. It has been long

pls complete dis story!

So all this begging never reach your ears ehn Val?

The author is yet to send me new episodes

Ok o, we will be waiting

Chai i'm feeling 4 u

pls val..... kindly post d link of "d diary series.. (1-3)" here.... pls

Diary series season 1 isn't available anymore but everything was summarized in season 2 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/special-scenes-moments-before-nysc/

Chai cnt wait,just wish piple learn 4rm dis story

Continue d story nw,y all dis suspence since dis days

Hhmm

Intresting. . . Abeg wia d nxt 1?

Una neva update...ahh crying mood activated oo;-(

@ least let us know wats goin on and watz causin D delayz its takin Like 4eva to get D next episode man

@Mr Ray Lol... Your display name must be the name of the last bomb Osama Binladin use ooo!

How many mnths we wan take dey wait 4 dis stori @val

Miss this story like crazy. This story is my first love back then and it still is.

hmmm.. I hope and pray everything is alright....

Plz val next episode

what a story....really taught me alot things

e be like say Moneysoldier no wan complete dis story... Itaya for u oooo... Story wey make brain like dis