[b]. @individual and @invincible are identical twins. @invincible was
married while @individual was
single.
@individual had an old boat which was on
the verge of becoming a wreck.
It so happened that @individual boat sank on the
same day that @invincible wife died.
A few days later a kindly old lady met @individual
on the street, and mistaking him
for @invincible said:" I am sorry to hear of your great
loss, and you must feel terrible."
@individual thinking the lady was talking about his
boat replied;
"Ah, well, she was rotten. She had cracks at the
back she smelled like rotten fish.
The first time I had a ride on her, she quickly
got filled up with water like I had
never seen before in my whole life. She had a
crack and a big hole in front which kept
on growing each and every time I used it. In
time I could handle her alright,
but when someone else was using her she
leaked like anything.
But what killed her, were 4 men who came
wanting to take a ride on her and have some
funny.
They borrowed her from me, but I warned them
that she wasn't so hot, but the crazy fools tried,
to all go inside at the same time. It was too
much for her and she cracked right up the
middle! “[/b]
credit...
The Indivisible twins
@individual et @invincible
