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Coolvalers, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!!

Coolvalers, Share The Best Lie You've Heard This Year!!!

By Shaxee in 22 Dec 2014 | 03:28
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People can lie...
This is the best lambo
i've heard so far this
year....its kinda of
disturbing...
I called a friend of mine
(named Ken) last week
Sunday, thinking He's
gonna be in church cos I
called early in the
morning...here is what
transpired:
Me: Ken,how far
nah..where u dey?
Ken: I dey ohhh badoo..i
dey my papa house.
Me: Haba, Sebi na u talk
say we go gather enter
your church early this
morning nah?...omo no
Bleep up ooo cos I'm
fully dressed already...
Ken: Dee One, you no go
vex say I no tell u
yesterday for
Monkeytail Joint...OUR
PASTOR DON TRAVEL
AND HE CARRY CHURCH
KEY GO!!!
Me: Amadioha Punish
your Generation
Ken..you can lie!!!!
SHARE urs please...
22 Dec 2014 | 03:28
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