COUNTLESS

About The Book. COUNTLESS is a story of a guy, named Darous, whose lust for the opposite sex keeps getting him in big troubles but he kept finding one way or the other to escape because he is a genius. But is Darous really going to escape or he would meet his doom one day? Just try and read this interesting rib cracking story to find out. ATTENTION!= If you are the type that judges a story by its first updates, then I won't be suprised if you get tired after the 1st 3 updates. But I implore you to endeavour to read on to the 8th episode. I promise you, you gonna stay glued to it. I remain your humble learner and writer..... TBM

THIS WORK BELONGS to the creativity application of Darous Emmanuel. Please, don't plagiarize it without the Author's permission. Thanx as you adhere strictly to that info. PROLOGUE. 1. COUNTLESS. "Please will you stop bothering me and just back off?...". She turned back swiftly with anger written boldly in capital letters on her beautiful oval face. Jide, (my friend) will not stop bothering this beautiful damsel, we saw at an eatery two hours ago. We were both sitting down after eating and apparently watching the highlights of the Epl matches that were played the previous weekend on the giant plasma tv hanged at one corner of the resturant. All of a sudden, Jide's attention was turned to the entrance, and with the familiar expression written on his face, i instantly had a hint of what he was glaring at as I also followed his gaze towards the entrance. To be sincere, this girl fine pass any natural creature ever created by Gawd, and am not suprised Jide was already drooling all over the table by just staring at her. Almost all the attention of all the guys, in the eatery are now registered on this beautiful lady. JIDE, being the, no-dulling type, quickly tapped me and asked me to hurry up with my drinks. To avoid spoilling the show for him, I hurriedly gulped down the remaining malt in the cup, and asked the waitress to come over. I paid her, and Jide and I both made for the exit. Once we were outside the resturant premises, Jide said we should wait a bit. "Darous, abeg, lets wait for that girl".he said, pointing inside towards the direction of the lady. "why? No tell me say, you wan toast her". I asked with a questioning look. "no, I no toast her, i wan tidy her, u know me na, i no dey dull this kine parrol na... As i don see her, wen she waka inside, na in my spirit don dey tel me say, 'arise son, here comes your Life partner', so o boy, i no fit dull this one". "so make i leave am for you be that abi?". I asked again. "Gawd, na why i like you be that.. U sharp no be small". He replied and playfully chopped knuckle with me. All this while, the lady was almost through with one of the waiters she was talking with, and immediately she stepped out of the eatery, i instantly knew that she's far too way above our Level. Talk of her expensive dressing and exquisite taste in fashion, she truly is way above us. Knowing the type of friend i have, i told him to let us go, and forget the lady. "ogbeni (guy), make we dey go, u no fit toast this girl". "why?".He asked in a standard manner. "you blind ni?" I pointed to the lady. "U no see her taste? See her dressing na, (the lady was now trekking away) thank Gawd self, she don dey go.. So make we dey go before security come pack us put for toilet." I ended and attempted to hold his hand but he disengage himself before I could. "Darous, leave me jor, if she like make she go enter lagoon, i go follow her." With that, he started running towards the direction the lady was trekking, I had no choice than to follow him. ***** Soon we caught up with the lady in question and my friend hurriedly approached her. I joined moments later, but leaving some space from them, I stood beside a tree near the road. I could hear everything he was telling her from where I stood. " i just wanna talk to you bae, nothing much, i just want to know you". Jide replied her, he flashed her his charming dentition, which on a normal day, will have an instant effect on the lady, but with today turning out to be an abnormal one for him, and in contrary, the lady was becoming more irritated with my friends stubbornness. "You seriously don't need to know any damn thing about me." The lady fired back and anger could be seen warming up on her forehead. "why?" Jide asked. "well, as you can see." She raised up her left hand, and waved it at Jide's face. "am already taken." She concluded and turns to go but Jide wasn't ready to have that nonsense. "wait, pls..." he tried to hold her, but she quickly avoids his snatchy hands, "can i atleast, know your name?". He asked after the lady has stopped. "No! You cant." She declared firmly. "why?". "Nothing, just leave me be." "okay.." He started rubbing his head slowly and I instantly knew he was trying to come up with another logic to keep the lady from leaving. "what about your favourite school?..which soup do you like best?" I couldn't help but laugh at my friend's dumb attempt to stop this frustrated lady from walking away. "Its obvious that you are the dumbest guy have ever met, and behind that handsome face lies a very dull brain....your mates are getting a sex doll, so just get one and leave me alone." She hisses and started walking away. I thought that will stop this arsene wenger friend of mine from following her, but I was wrong, because immediately he recovered from the shock of her last words, he started running after the direction she took. I couldn't help but ask myself: NA BY FORCE?

Chai the story go sweet ooo [hr] [b] LINK TO AVAILABLE EPISODES [/b] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/2/ ][b]Episode 2-3[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/3/ ][b]Episode 4[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/4/ ][b]Episode 5-6[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/5/ ][b]Episode 7[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/6/ ][b]Episode 8-9[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/7/ ][b]Episode 10-11[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/8/ ][b]Episode 12-13[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/9/ ][b]Episode 14[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/10/ ][b]Episode 15-16[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/11/ ][b]Episode 17-19[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/12/ ][b]Episode 20-21[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/13/ ][b]Episode 22-23[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/14/ ][b]Episode 24-25[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/15/ ][b]Episode 26-28[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/16/ ][b]Episode 29-30[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/17/ ][b]Episode 31-33[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/18/ ][b]Episode 34[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/19/ ][b]Episode 35-36[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/21/ ][b]Episode 37[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/22/ ][b]Episode 38-39[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/24/ ][b]Episode 40[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/25/ ][b]Episode 41[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/26/ ][b]Episode 42[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/27/ ][b]Episode 43[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page28/ ][b]Episode 44-45[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/29/ ][b]Episode 46-47[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/30/ ][b]Episode 48[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/31/ ][b]Episode 49[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/32/ ][b]Episode 50-51[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/33/ ][b]Episode 52[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/34/ ][b]Episode 53[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/35/ ][b]Episode 54[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/37/ ][b]Episode 55-56[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/38/ ][b]Episode 57[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/40/ ][b]Episode 58-59[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/41/ ][b]Episode 60-61[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/42/ ][b]Episode 62-63[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/43/ ][b]Episode 64[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/44/ ][b]Episode 65-66[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/45/ ][b]Episode 67-69[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/46/ ][b]Episode 70[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/47/ ][b]Episode 71-72[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/48/ ][b]Episode 73[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/49/ ][b]Episode 74-75[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/50/ ][b]Episode 76[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/51/ ][b]Episode 77[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/52/ ][b]Episode 78[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/countless/page/53/ ][b]Episode 79-80[/b][/url] Episode 81 Episode 82 Episode 83-85 Episode 86-87 Episode 88-89 Episode 90-91 Episode 92 Episode 93 Episode 94-95 Episode 96 Episode 97-98

I don already take front seat

I hope am in time

but guy you funny oo

Ride on bro

2. COUNTLESS. "which part of DON'T DISTURB ME you don't understand?" The lady asked sternly after my friend have caught up with her for the second time. Jide was still finding an answer to her question when she raised her voice again. "Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?." She said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure she can take another minute of my friends stubbornness. "I just want.. Want...want to knw...." Jide was stammering before she cut in. "you don't want to know any damn thing about me...foöl!...all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..." She retorted but no, Jide is not ready to give up either. The arguement was starting to get very tensed and am afraid the ending might not be a pleasant one atall. "is a sex doll that hard for you to get?" She asked in annoyance. "will you give me eight hundred kay to get one?" Jide asked her. "its obvious you're a fool." she hissed and turned around and began walking away. So in order to counteract the situation as Jide was already getting ready to follow her, I quickly marched to him and tried speaking some sense into him. "hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he continue watching while the lady was walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible and cheap as Blessing na... But unless you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her." I said and waited for his next action. "what are you saying? That I should just let her go?" "no...am saying you should avoid embarrasment at all cost." "not now that am very close to getting her...can't you see the way she was licking her lips when she was talking to me? Guy...am soo close..." He replied with a determined demeanour. "ogbeni, u are not close to anything... The only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped...and believe me, you won't like it..." "she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence..." He replied walking away. "why not also get her Birth certificate and H.I.V report? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him cos i was already getting angry at his stubbornness. "na u sabi. Call me whatever you like. I will make sure I get her at all cost." With that determination, he switched to Usain Bolt mode and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. I released an exasperated sigh and quickly followed suit. fortunately for us, we were able to catch up with her as she was about to enter a Hairdressing salon. I was so tired after the whole 200meters run, and so was my friend. We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as I keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get himself into trouble. Two minutes later, the anticipated happened. I watched as the lady gave my friend a resounding slap across his cheeks. I hastily rushed down there to confirm what really provoked the slap. "did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out holding his cheeks and looking scornfully at the lady. That looks like a very dumb question to the lady as she just let out a scoff before talking. "not atall. I didn't. I only used my right hand to straighten that insultive cheek of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now." She replied him angrily and entered the salon. ***** "Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am." I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there. "ontop wetin...na?" He asked amid sobs. "ah, emi (me) Darous." He was beating his chest rapidly. "emi almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave...she go pay...if she no pay, make thunder strike Mtn and their voicemail." He cursed angrily. "she go pay?" I asked teasingly. "yes, I promise you that...you know me o...ah no dey fork nonsense." "did you gave her your bank account details?" I asked amusingly. "Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex...no make ah vex for you o." He threatened. "who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u be born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex." "No vex abeg, u suppose understand now." He said softly. "the only thing I understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So I'm grateful to her for that." "ok, I know say i fork up, but its also wrong of her to raise up her hands against a guy like me. So she will pay for that." Throughout our journey home, Jide could'nt stop rubbing his cheeks. He was busy lamenting how he will make the lady pay for what she did. I just hissed and went to my room. I laid on the bed and started thinking of how am going to tidy my girlfriend's sister the next day. TBC. Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.

The girl suppose give you seven star sounding slap

So funny the slap enter wella

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THE events of the next episodes are what transpired during the 7months prior to last night 3. COUNTLESS. I woke up the following day, around 6.am. I lived in a self-contain apartment that consists of 1 room, 1 toilet and a kitchen. My room served two purposes, Bedroom and Living room. So it was moderately furnished to serve those purposes very well. I went to the toilet to do what every sane human being will do in the morning. I headed inside the kitchen to prepare something for myself. I checked the cupboard. I still had two packs of Spaghetti, so i quickly put water inside a pot, place it on the gas stove. (incase you don't know how to cook spaghetti, let me teach you). After the water has reached its boiling point, (you can't know that, if you are not a science student), I added seasonings and pepper to it. I also added a moderate quantity of salt, applied enough vegetable oil and left it to boil together for another 2mins after which I began to squeeze the spaghetti into moderate lenghts and poured it inside the pot. While waiting for the Spagg to be ready, I went back to my room to pick up my Lenovo A850. I pressed the top power botton and the screen came on. Messages started flooding in from my whatsapp and when I clicked on the app, all the messages came from one sender. NIKE, my Girlfriends younger sister. Let me quickly tell you about her before the Spagghetti gets done. *** I and Joke have been dating for close to 8months now. I met her on Facebook. I've checked her profile, and photo album but I couldn't find any pics to relate to how she looks like. She later told me that she stays not too far from where I'm living my Bacheloristic life. I chat her up, and you know, after too much persuasion and threats of commiting sweetcide if she doesn't accept my proposal, she finally gave me her number and we started talking on phone. I spent the first week trying to make her see me as a friend, the second as a lover and the third as a husband material. So soon afterwards, she invited me to her house the fourth week, and I was very glad I will be seeing this lady for the first time. I got to the address she gave me and called her to confirm if am at the right place, because where I was at that moment was the front of a mighty duplex painted in pink. I waited at the gate for what seems like forever before the gate was finally opened. And behold, before me stood a very beautiful young lady of at a guess, maybe 17yrs old. This girl is the perfect definition of BEAUTY. She stood at a bit above average height of 5ft 3inches, with a fair complexion and a set of ample brest with an alluring oval face that compliments her beauty and stature. She was claded in an armless pink top and blue jean trousers and flipflops on her feet. "you are Darous right?" She asked. "yes...I am." I answered and returned my lustful gaze at her lusicious body. "ok, you can come on in." She ushered, but I was unable to move for what seems like 40secs as I continue staring at this beautiful girl and her body. 'oh gawd of Sango come and see babe mehn? This babe fine no be small. Make I just handle this chick for just 1week, chai, those attentive brea'st go suffer o. Ah, I fit sell my grandpa to ritualist just to take this girl anywhere she wants.. I swear, Sango go repent, if he just jam this kind girl. Omo, I don hit am today.' "hey Mister, are you alright?". She said lowering down a bit with a worried look. She waved her left hand at my face and that was enough to bring me out of my lustful trance. "Oh!.." I cleared my throat. "you were saying?" "I told you to come in, and it was as if your mind is out of town." On a normal day, I would have beaten any other girl to coma if she had used such phrase with me, but this beautiful descendant of Eve is very special. "oh..my!..Pls am sorry.. Can I come in now?" "Sure... " She answered and closed the gate after I'd entered and we both proceeded towards the main entrance. I followed her like a blind goat to a large and tastefully furnished sitting room. She urged me to take a sit and took the spiral staircase that lead to the upper chamber of the house. I was in that position for almost 5mins before she came down the stairs. "Can I offer you drinks while you wait for her?" She flashed me that Konji provoking smile again. I almost replied 'YES' before her last word settled in. 'HER?' I stood up immediately. "Her?... Wait..which her? Are you not Joke?". I asked with an anxious curiousity. "ofcos.. Am not. Am her younger sister." She replied taking a step back away at my sudden change in look. 'chai. Sango don suffer o. Or is this a joke? It had better be.' "have your seat, and she will be with you shortly." She walked towards another direction as I slowly settle down on the sofa. 'This Joke had better be beautiful like this girl...Or else na temple run things be that o.' I murmured to myself as I await what will happen next. TBC. Thunders on hold critics!

Why do you stop there, abi you want thunder to strike you

hmmmmmm,,,

Owk

4. COUNTLESS. From what I've seen in the sitting room so far, I was able to guess the financial status of their parents. They are exquisitely rich. I keep on thinking of what will happen if Joke turns out to be an agent of Ugliness. Should I pretend as if am okay with her appearance and murder all ties with her once I get home? Or should I just play along? Atleast if not for anything but for her parents status. Recession no go kill me nau. After what seems like 20mins, I was starting to get suspicious of everything. Number one. Why won't she use her picture as profile pics on Facebook instead of wordy pics? Number two. Why can't she receive me at the gate herself? Number three. Whats taking her so...' "Hi" A very cool voice called me out of my thoughts. I quickly glance towards the direction and what I saw was very heartbreaking. Behold Joke, the lady that have earned the last four weeks of my attention on a wheelchair. Unrivalled beauty runs across her round face but she was sitting beautifully on a wheelchair. Her legs were there. But I couldn't fathom the reason why she can't walk. From her navel region upwards, she is arguably much more beautiful than her sister, but the only thing that could have made her standout proudly among her peers are missing. Legs. "Hi.....there". I replied slowly with a placcid smile, not wanting to show my disapointment. "am sorry for keeping you waiting. I was having a difficult time trying to get here." 'Ofcos.' I thought. "It is alright, I was even beginning to think maybe Gawd doesn't want to allow one of his angels to see me, you would have met me on my knees if you hadn't show up the time you did." I watched her blush a little before I extended my hand for a handshake. "Nice to meet you Joke." "A pleasure Darous." She reciprocated the gesture. She wheeled herself to the single seater sofa opposite me and asked her sister that just brought me a glass cup of fruit juice to help her get on the sofa after she'd handed me my drinks. "easy there. Please can I help?" I inquired. "noo. You don't have to. I can handle her, just enjoy your drinks." Her sister replied softly. "You know, you haven't tell me your name." I asked after dropping the empty cup on the table. "Me?" her sister asked, turning around and aiming her index finger at her chest with a questioning look on her face. "Yes na, or I no fit know your name?". "ofcos you can, am sorry." She replied "you just led me here without introducing yourself to me,...". "don't mind my little sister jare." Joke interrupted. "her mind's been preoccupied lately." She concluded. "oh that..Let me guess...Arsenal spoilt her ticket.?" "ahah." Her sister laughed. "I don't play bet atall. Not after our houseboy ran away after loosing all the money Mummy gave him to enrol himself at a tuition center on...Virtuality game...". "it is virtual, not virtuality, and I would have also done the same too.". "you also play bet? Or how do you know about it?" Joke queried. Why would she want to know that? Its not as if am going to continue this complicated relationship once am out of here. But I decided to be fair to her so I answered. "nope, i don't play bet, I also witnessed what it can do to someone, after a certain friend of mine, collected a microfinance loan. His stupidity got the better of him when he took all the money to a betting house. He ran mad after two days...its a sorry case." I ended awfully. "oh....thats a very tragic one..". Joke said. 'Time to stop playing hide and seek. Lets get straight to the point.' I thought. "when will your parents be back?." I directed that to the two of them. "dad is on a business trip and mum will be back any moment from five." Said the younger sister. I checked the time and it was almost five already. I saw the need to quickly say my goodbyes before their Mum comes back and start asking me marital questions. "ok guys.. Its been fun with you and as much as I would have loved to stay and hangout with you till Jesus comes, am sorry I have to go." I paused to see their reactions, and getting none, I continued."I have a match at 5.30 and its very important I get there on time..." "Wow..do you play football?".asked the younger sister. "Hmmmm...yes.. I play football." "ok. Just be safe. When next are you coming to see me? So that we can discuss fully, you know, we haven't talk about us yet." Joke asked what seems like a trivial question to me. What kind of person does she take me for? Am too young to get tied down to one...sorry to say, disabled beauty like her. "I can't tell, but I will get in touch." I gave them both a handshake and made for the door. "maybe I should come and know your place tomorrow." I instantly turned back to know who just spoke.. Guess who...its Joke. "no...You don't have to bother yourself pls." I replied and reached for the door. "She said what if I come instead? To your place?" The younger sister inquired. Well you can guess my reply. TBC

Hmmmm Continue

Am sure your JT will give that reply

You repley will be. Hammmm:::::::_-_- okay

5. COUNTLESS. I was temporarily confused on what reply to give her. If I should accept her request, Joke will surely felt that I rejected her request because of her disability and If I didn't they might both think of me as a snub and thats the last thing I want. I walked back to them and gave Joke a peck and told her that she shouldn't worry. I promise to pay her another visit the following week. "so you still need to see my WAEC result before you can tell me your name?" I asked the younger sister with a smarmy smile. "Nike, pls am sorry for not telling you ealier." She replied. "what a beautiful name you've got there...Ok. Have got to go." I gave them both a smile and left without saying anything else. I think what I did by turning both of them down is the best for now. Although, I had other plans for Nike. I just can't seem to get my mind off her sexy body. I was very determined to get her without hurting her sister's feelings in the process. ***** On my way home, I dropped at a T-junction close to my house. I paid off the bike man, and headed in the direction of a big viewing center. It was Chelsea vs Tothenham match, F.a cup semi final. Arsenal vs Mancity match have been played earlier in the day with Arsenal booking their place in the final with a 3-2 win. The center was already full to the brim when I stepped inside. I was lucky to locate a space beside two lovebirds after paying the viewing fee to the owner. I sat down beside the lady and focused my attention on the screen while awaiting the kick-off. Soon enough, the match commenced. It started with Hazard having a hard time getting past Walker, but trust my guy na, he always find a way, even if you like arrange your defence like bokoharam, he will still break through. Apparently, despite all the chances Hazard managed to create, it was unfortunate that Diego Costa has decided to be wasteful in front of goal. I still don't know why we can't sell that age cheater to China in exchange for Tecno phones. He cost us the first half as Tothenham went to the break with a 2-0 scoreline lead. I was sweating very profusely, because all the haters have started whyning comfortness out of me. I was known as a big mouthed chelsea fan in the whole area. 2nd half kickstarted with Chelsea spoiling the tickets of those that played halftime substitution as Conte substituted Diego costa for Whycee aka BATSHUAYI and Matic for Fabregas. Within 3mins, the subs have started making impact. They brought an obvious change into the tempo of the game and It wasn't until Hazard won us a penalty that I realise that the beautiful lady beside me is also a Chelsea die-hard fan while her boyfriend is a fan of a certain team that haven't won Epl for the past twenty six years. I jumped up and the lady followed suit and unexpectedly gave me a very tight hug. I was shocked to the bone. We were like that for 5secs before I saw her boyfriends eyes. He doesn't seem to care and I received another round of hug from the lady as Hazard brilliantly played the spot kick past Hugo lloris thereby taking the scoreline to 2-1. As the excitement died down a gradually, the lady leaned over and whispered to my ears. "I can give you more than just a hug....if Chelsea wins." Luck must be doing promo on that day, or what rational explanation can clarify that above statement? My eyes nearly ran out of their sockets at the completion of her statement. She shot me a wide grin and focused back on her boyfriend. 70mins gone, and still no goal. All hope seems to be lost when Garry Cahil made a wrong back pass to the goal keeper and the ball went straight to the path of Hue min Son who was through on a 1 on 1 situation with Coutois and he perfectly slotted the ball past the approaching Keeper hence taking the scores to 3-1 in favour of Tothenham. The only thing protecting Gary Cahil from getting killed by a direct thunder from Shango at that moment was the T.v screen. I felt like crying. All hopes of me getting intimate with this beautiful girl has been thrown away by this stewpid Cahill. "ah!" I lamented frustatingly. I instantly lost all interest in the match as I buried my head in between my laps. "YES! Chelsea don die!" That loud statement that came from the lady's boyfriend made me raise my gaze at the screen and what I saw was enough to make any addicted fan head towards the nearest ocean. Victor Moses was being stretched off at 78mins. I just hissed and returned my head to where it was before. I felt a gentle tap on my left shoulder and I looked up only to see the lady secretly handing me her phone which has a message on it that reads; 'don't worry, d offer still stands if Chelsea gets a draw.' I just replied her with a smile and that gave me enough strenght to get my attention back on the screen. 80mins, 81, 82, 83, Chelsea were really playing with a very high tempo now. Hazard trying to drive in from every angle. But then the Unthinkable and Unexpected happenend. TBC

You will have a heart attack if you loose this jackpot. Hahahaha

Hahahahaha.

6. COUNTLESS. We were all so caught up in the high tempo in which the match was going and that was what made us oblivious of what was happening at the entrance of the viewing center. It was the sound of a gun shot that came from the entrance that diverted our attention to the entrance. The owner of the viewing center have just been shot and immediately after he landed on the floor, 3 heavily built guys entered the center with pistols in there hands. They began to shoot into the air and everybody reasoned with one mind that, those shootings meant they wanted us to vacate the premises instantly. Just like you guess, I was the first to get out and immediately I stepped outside, I took off my shoes and ran as fast as my legs could carry me. I was panting and shouting 'shango ooo, lukoso ooo' as I ran very fast away. I got to a quiet area and stopped around a corner. I bent down and was still trying to catch my breath when someone suddenly bumped into me from behind. Frightened and startled at the same time, I screamed 'Shangoooooo!!' and turned around only to be met with the sight of the lady that was sitting beside me at the viewing center also panting heavily. "am so..rr..ry..I..I didn't mean to...to scare you." She stammered with a strained expression. "its okay..." I took a quick glanced around, hoping to see her boyfriend, but after looking in all directions and couldn't catch a glimpse of him. "where is your boyfriend?" I asked curiously. "I think they got him." She replied, now standing upright to face me. I can see fear in her hazel eyes. "what? Who got him?" "the guys that came with guns..they got him." "how come? Why didn't he run away when everybody was running?" I queried. "I think he was the target. They didn't allow him to get out. I waited for him to come out but when I didn't see him, I decided to run after you." She replied and moved closer to me. "pls take me away from here. I beg of you." She pleaded politely. I will be the latest fool in town to turn down such a humble request. But there's still need for carefulness. "don't you live around here?" I asked. "no..no. Am here on a visit. Pls lets go to your place." She pleaded again. "ok. But hope I won't later regret this?". "no..no.. I promise you won't regret. I will make it up to you, just take me out of here." It was getting dark already, so I grabbed her hand and headed towards my residence. Throughout the walk home with this beautiful lady, I can't help but smile at the kind of luck am having today. ***** We got home at exactly 8:45pm. I met everybody's absence. I checked under the footmat, and got the keys to open my door. We got inside, and she requested to use the toilet. I led her to the entrance and return to the room. There was light so I switched on the fan and reclined on the bed. I checked my phone and saw thirteen missed calls on it. 3 from Jide, 4 from an unsaved number, and 6 from Joke. I decided to call Joke first. I dialed her number and she picked at the second ring. "hello". "hi, thank Gawd. You've got me so worried." She said sounding very excited. "am sorry, just that something unexpected came up after I left your place." "what?..hope its not something bad?" She said with a concerned voice. "well, it almost got bad, but thank Shan.. I mean thank Gawd, I excaped unscathed." I narrated everything that happened to her, leaving out the part where I came home with a strange lady and she was really happy I got home safely. "you know, thats why its necessary for me to know your place, even if I don't come, my sister can....." I didn't let her finish before I interrupted her. "and what happened today is also the reason why I can't allow you guys to come. Its very dangerous." After a lot of arguement, she succeded in convincing me to allow her sister visit me. Okay, I can't pretend am not happy with it but I still need to put up some stunts myself. We said our goodbyes and ended the call. I dialed Jide's number and he picked at the third ring. "hello..guy..how na?" "Darous, I don dey call you since." He stated hurriedly. "guy, calm down, you dey chop hot yam?..where you dey?" "me? I don comot for area o. You no hear wetin happen for viewing center ni?" "I hear ke? I was there live like supersport." I answered. "what? Are you ok? Are you hurt?" "no dude. Am alright." "rumour has it that they are cult members...That they came for a guy at the viewing center." "yes..I...I think I heard...I get gist for you on that sha." "ok. Later. Bye. Be safe bro." "you too bro." With that, we ended the call and I was about dialing the unknown number when the lady walked back in. She was claded only in pants and bra. Her hair was wet, which only meant she've showered. I couldn't stop staring at her very damn sexy body and my konji have started doing somehow. I did the sign of cross and mumbled quietly...'oh gawd of shango, thanks for the wonderful opportunity you've provided your son.' TBC.

Okay

You better be careful before sango strike you

One jackpot won.. At least you didnt running all the race in vain

Enjoying it bit by bit Fire on

7. COUNTLESS. I must tell you, every department of my brain don vanish and the only department that doesn't seems to be going anywhere at that moment was the intimacy or make I kuku say the lustful department. Even my konji that was no where to be found when the cultist invaded the viewing center some hours ago don start to dey do press up. She came closer and sat beside me on the bed. "hmmm.." I swallowed hard. I need to say something...Oh. I forgot, my brains are not yet back and I had to dig into the reserved part of my skulls to come up with something to say. "you know, its kind of funny though. We've been technically together for the past 3hrs and I don't even know the alphabet that begins your name." I said trying to start a conversation. "you are right, you probably need to know alot about me. But trust me...we can save that for later." She stated with a cordial look. "hmmm...why can't we start now?" I queried. "knowing my name is the least of what you should be thinking now... Like I told you at the viewing center, have got a lot of packages for you tonight...but you can only get it once I get something to eat." She winked seductively and I was still waiting for my sense of 'what next?' to return when she leaned over my shoulder and licked my earlobe. If not because of the strong and hard components that made up the human skull, am very sure my skull wouldn't have warned me before it would've popped open at that very moment. Still feeling the effect of what her tongue was doing to my ear, "what would you like to eat?" I murmured with an intent of alacrity. "anything like snacks and drinks, because am not sure if you can still cook at this hour." She answered and walked her fingers all the way to my nippl3s, twisting and f0ndling it. The feeling was so erotic. "ok, let me get you drinks and bread." "what of you? Wont you eat?" 'Oh dear, only if you know that am ready to go on an eternal fasting just to please you' I thought. "don't wori about me, am a big boy. I can take care of myself." I stood up immediately. I checked my purse and realise I still had up to 5k in it. I took 2k and marched towards the door. "I know you are a big boy and you can take care of yourself....buh believe me, get something for yourself, if not for anything...atleast to avoid unnecessary fainting when the match begins...You going to need it. Trust me." She gave me that Konji provoking smile again. "hmmmm..ok... Be right back...please don't go outside...and once am out, lock the door from inside. Don't open the door for no one except me. Ok?" She nodded affirmatively and I set out into the street. The street was very dark and empty by the time I set out. Typical of my hood whenever there is any incidence in replica of today's. It took me nearly an hour of isrealite trekking before I finally got to the hausa market. I bought bread and cooked egg for both of us. And after buying the drinks, I strolled to the medicine shop. I bought a sachet of Tramadol, and two packets of condom. The Aboki man was just looking at me suspiciously, probably wondering what kind of match I wanted to play that could have warranted the things I procured. Little did he know that am going for a Champions league match against a very dreadful opposition. I paid him and headed home. I knocked on the door and she opened it after she'd confirmed my voice. I went inside bearing the items in my hand. I sat down and handed her her food. She saw the drugs I bought and smiled. We began to eat silently. She devoured her food slowly and washed it down with the can malt I bought for her. I mixed two capsules of Tram with a goldberg and I slowly devoured it. We rested for 3mins to let the foods digest a bit before she broke the silence. She took my hand and interlocked it with hers and stared seductively at my alcoholic face. "do you have any porn video?" She asked. 'I will show you one hundred blue film before I show you one bible.' I thought. "yes na..." I giggled. "hmmm." she sighed. "what? Do you expect me not to have?" I asked. She shaked her head, "no...just that, your handsome face seems so innocent. You don't strike me as someone tough enough to keep porn videos." "is that an insult?" "nope. I don't mean it that way..Just.." I cut in. "well, there is only one way to find out right." Feeling insulted, I dragged the disc case closer and picked one of the porn discs. I inserted it to the DvD and few secs later the film started showing. I felt her gentle and soft palm rubbing my crotch the moment I sat back on the bed which sent a wavelength of electric shocks across my body and coupled with the effect of the alcoholic tram that was begining to settle into my body, my brains once again flew out of the window. To be sincere, that was the begining of an erotic night. Even if the devil showed up and tell me its time to go to hell, I won't even stop her or bother to answer him. TBC

Such a risky adventure

you no go kill your self

Oya kill urself

8. COUNTLESS. I leaned in and kissed her. She hesitated at first then began to respond, matching my new response of vigor. I began to run my hand over her brest, when she placed her hand on my hand and stopped me. “Easy there Tiger...this is our first time. Lets take it slow.” I blushed and looked down in embarrasment. I had always fancied myself as every ladies man, but this strange lady, with her poise and confidence wants to be calling the shots. Well, I'd be damned to object a dorm like her. I leaned in for a kiss again. She responded instantly, pushing her tongue against mine and tracing her hand along my boxers, googling for my semi erect Konji. As I began to trace kisses down her neck, she leaned back and let me control the situation. I hesitate for a moment, unsure of how far she wants to push this but she obviously sensed my cause of hesitation and she nudged me along by pulling down her bra to give me un-passworded access to her brests. Finally! Now I'm getting somewhere. I leaned down and took her nippple in my mouth began to gently sucking on it while my hands traced up and down her sides. She leaned her head back and moaned as I continue to work on her brests. My hands moved up to her brests and began to cup and gently squeeze them. I lifted them and pushed them together, placing kisses on both brests. One part of my brain was a bit detached, curiously testing her big brests for signs of augmentation because I felt they are too big to be real. But as always, she seemed to be a step ahead of me. “com'on, my brests are real.” I sighed at that and sat back. With that, she stood up and began to undo my boxers and tugged them down on the bed, freeing my 8 inches monster in the name of 'KONJI'. She smiled at me, then voraciously attacked my konji. She grasped it in her hands and began rapidly jacking it while licking at the tip before she took its head into her mouth. She sucked it sharply while running her tongue around its mushroom. I felt what heaven feels like at that moment as I began running my fingers through her hair enjoying her oral skills on my konji. It had been a couple of months since I last enjoyed a female company. My relationship with my ex-girlfriend had evolved around a No-sex-till-marriage one and am ready to take those days of No-sex out of this sexy lady that I don't even know the name she bears. It wasn’t long before I could feel my balls tingling. I quickly pushed her off my konji. “What’s wrong?” She asked. “I’m about to cum.” I told her gasping. She grinned at me devilishly and placed her mouth back on my konji. She redoubled her efforts on my dicck, pushing her mouth down on it as far as she could. Saliva began running down my shaft to lubricate it. She began pumping one hand up and down my dck in a rotating motion, while cupping my balls in her other hand. She took her mouth off my dck long enough to look at me with a seductive stare. “Cumm in my mouth. I want to taste you.” I leaned my head back against the wall and groaned. She renewed her attentions on my dck, and it wasn’t long before she brought me back to the brink of cum.ing. “Oh gawd of thunder!, I’m cumminng!.I’m cumminng!!” she pressed her mouth as far down on my dck as she could manage and tenderly massaged my balls as I began shooting two months worth of sperm into her mouth. She swallowed all my load and still sucking on my dck the entire time. As the last of my load disappeared down her throat, she ran her tongue around my konji head, and pulled her mouth off of it, releasing my dck with a popping sound. I stared down at her, gasping.“Holy gawd of thunder, that was amazing!!” “I hope you recuperate quickly.” she smiled at me wolfishly. “cos I’m not done with you yet.” I smiled back at her. “I already insured that." I said, referring to the Tram I took earlier. "In the meantime, let me return the favor.” She smiled at me and stood up. She walked to the edge of the bed before she turned and fell back onto the bed. Without hesitation, I moved closer to her and began undoing her pants and stripping them off of her shapely legs. She laid back and opened her legs wide, revealing a hairless pvssy to me. I dove between her legs and began kissing her inner thighs, while letting the scent of her pvssy waft up to my nostrils. "ah! Fvck!Fvck!Lick me!" She leaned back and moaned her appreciation while running her fingers through my afro haircut. I got closer and closer to her pvssy, tracing my fingers in slow patterns around her labiia. As she began writhing, I slipped my index finger into her hole and began to gently pump it in and out of her while sucking her clitoris into my mouth. She gasped and began pushing her hips up, forcing her pvssy into my face. I started searching inside her pvssy for her center of gravity, while flicking her clitt with my tongue as I gently held it in my mouth. I wanted to please her so bad, atleast to give her the pleasure that she had given me. TBC.

9. COUNTLESS. I wrapped my free arm under her leg, bringing her thigh up next to my head while I continued stroking the inside of her hole with my hand. I began searching out her a**hole, but as soon as she felt my hand there, she wiggled her hips and pushed my hand away gently. “No! no!! Please not down there!!” She objected and I acquiesced immediately and instead pressed another finger into her pvssy. She moaned again and rolled her hips around. “Keep going baby, I’m getting close.” She informed. I felt the fleshy nub at the front of her canal start to swell and I pushed against it firmly. She started gasping in ragged breaths and moaning incoherently. I could see the flush come over her and her pvssy clamped down on my fingers. She grabbed my head with both hands and pushed my face into her willing pvssy. “gawwwwwwd!!!!!” She cried as her orgasm washed over her. She quaked while feeling my tongue flick over her cclit. The pressure on her most intimate places had taken her to her limits and then beyond. She was done playing games with me, done trying to control me, now she was surrendering herself to me, urging me to take her. "Please fvck me Darous!". Confused, I pulled away from her pvssy and sat up. "wait, how did you know my name?" "I saw your notes when you went out." She replied gasping for breath. "oh, I see. Now that you've surely known my name, whats yours?" "Lovelyn.". She answered. "hmmm. What a beautiful name. Ok." I placed my hands on her thighs and spread her legs wide, exposing her dripping pvssy. The B-job she gave me earlier and the Tram had lit a fire in me that only a dip in her wet pvssy could put out. I grasped my dck in my hand and guided it to her engorged pvssy lips, sliding it up and down her slitt. “I’m so ready bae.” I moaned to her. “So am I.” Lovelyn replied. “I’ve been wanting this moment right from the time I saw you walk into the viewing center and am grateful to those guys for this opportunity.” She said. I sighed and took a deep breath and eased my dck into her hole. Lovelyn moaned at my penetration. I was suprised she was not even in anyway showing concern for her boyfriend's wellbeing, but that will be discussed later. I thought as I pushed into her. I could feel her juices providing a wet passage for my dck to get deep inside her. I pressed up against her cliitt and slowly rotate inside of her before pulling halfway out. I then drove back inside for several straight strokes before rotating again. My alternated stimulation of short and sharp bangs with rotating pressure on her cliitt was bringing her back to the edge again. I paused for a moment to catch my breath and to also evaluate the effect I was having on her. My experience with women had taught me that the surest way to be invited back into any lady's bed is to make sure that she was enjoying herself each time. Lovelyn opened her eyes and moaned at me. “I’m close baby, fork me hard now. Pls.” I responded by driving into her with a powerful stroke that made her nearly gave her life to khrist at that moment of ectasy. She squeezed her eyes shut, gritted her teeth, and grunted like an animal in heat. “Uhuhuhuh. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes Darous! Yes! Oh that’s it baby!!! Give it to me! Keep going!!!!!” I complied, keeping up my powerful thrusts, but secretly wondering how much longer I could keep this pace up with the effect of the Tram, and how far away she was from her orrgasm. After almost 30mins of changing position, I could feel my balls start to tighten and I moaned to her. “I’m getting close Lovelyn. Are you there yet?” I said panting. “Almost baby.” She gasped at me. “Keep going, pls don't stop.” "what if I do?" "am going to kill you!" She voiced out. I kept pumping but within 10 seconds, I could feel the cumm start to leak out of my Konji. “oh gawd of thunder! I’m comming!” “Yes!!! I’m comming too!!” Lovelyn screamed as she experienced the throes of her orgasm. She was distantly aware of the feel of my load squirting into the inner depts of her pvssy. Lovelyn wrapped her legs around my waist and pulled me towards herself, wrapping her slim legs tight around me while my body jerked as I unloaded in her pvssy. As I spent the last of myself inside her, I collapsed on top of her with a sigh. She kept her legs wrapped around me while she gently ran one of her hands up and down my back and ran her other hand through my hair as she lightly kissed my collar line and shoulder. I laid on top of her, breathing deeply. I finally rolled off of her and exhaled. “Oh my Gawd.” she turned towards me and lazily threw her arm over my chest. “you know, no one has ever fvcked me the way you just did, Darous." I turned to face her. “really?” I asked. "yes and am just happy I met you when I did. Only Gawd knows where I will be right now. Thank you Darous, I owe you alot." "my pleasure." She smiled at me and leaned in for a lingering kiss before we both slept off leaving the T.V on. TBC.

I. Could'nt read the rest becuase tomuch erration

10. COUNTLESS. The next day, being a sunday, I awoke to the feelings of a tongue swirling and engulfing my dck and I looked down only to see Lovelyn trying desperately to get all of my 8inches konji into her warm wet mouth. "I still remember a certain book that says, 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it Sex-free." I said, groaning and moaning to the special treat my dck was getting from this sexy goddess. Lovelyn smiled at me and rolled on top of me. “I was wondering how long it would take you to wake up.” She grasped my dcck and guided it into her warm and wet pvssy. “Now I have to fvck you like crazy, before I take my leave.” She said after impaling herself on my erect dcck. "oh! Gawd of thun...der..." I mumbled out. "but you didn't tell me you will be leaving this early." I reached up and began pressing and squeezing her brests as she rolled her hips around, scraping the walls of her pvssy with my dck. “am sorry I didn't tell you...but my parents will be so worried once they start...calling my ph..one and it isn't going.” She was grinding my dck very hard. "what happened to your phone?" I murmurmed out of pure enjoyment. "I lost it yesterday while I was running after you, along with my bag con..taining my pur..se." She paused to catch her breath. "you will have to help me with the T.fare pls." With the way she was grinding into me and the thrills it was sending into my sensitive dicck, am ready there to sell my two kidneys to pay her transport fare at that erotiic moment. Lovelyn suddenly held very still and began milking my dck with her verginal muscles. I leaned my head back and groaned."don't worry, I will give you enough money to get...home.." She smiled at that and continued squeezing me with her pvssy while she started rotating her hips in tiny circles. The double sensation on my dck was driving me mad and I might end up in the psychriatic ward if she doesn't stop. But apparently, I was ready to run mad at that moment. No thanks to the sexual thrills going through my body. I placed my hands on Lovelyn’s inner thighs, and began rubbing my thumbs in tiny circles, trying to match the pleasure she was giving me. It became a bit of a contest between the two of us, by trying to outdo each other. But fortunately after 15mins, we both came at the same time. Our moans and cries intermingling with each other. She rolled off of me as I lean my head back on the bed to relax while she just stood up and cat walked nak3dly to the toilet. She was out after twenty mins, claded in her blue top and black jean. I took my phone and checked the time, it was past 8 already. I looked at her and she smiled. "you look beautiful this morning bae." "thanks for that, but as much as I would have loved to stay, I need to get going now, and you will have to take me to the bustop." She said pleadingly. I replied 'okay' and got up, strolled past her to the toilet and performed my morning rituals. We were both ready to go after 30mins. I checked my drawers and counted 4k. I handed it to her and she was very appreciative with kisses and hugs. I can't help but ask the gawd of thunder what exactly I did to have made him direct this beauty to my lonely arms. She gave me her number and I wrote mine on a sheet of paper and gave her. She promised to give me a call when she got home. I saved her number on my phone and we headed towards the door. We set out and began to trek to the nearest bustop. I brought out my phone and checked the livescores. "oh Gawd of thunder! chelsea won!! Chelsea won!!!". "Really? Are you serious? How?" She asked with joy written all over her face. I gave her the phone and when she saw the scores, she was very excited. She jumped on me and gave me a very breath squeezing hug. She released me once she realised that we have started pulling the on-going crowds attention towards us. "Its unbelievable you know.. From 3-1 down at 85mins to 3-4 at 'after extra time', thanks to Eden hazards hattrick and Cahil, bae, am so happy. Haters and Arsenal fans just have a new reason to jump into the river." "am so happy too, wow! I love chelsea, Darous, I owe you another one, but that will be next time.. Ok, I promise." "hmm, ok. Alright. Wow!", I just can't stop smiling through out our journey to the bustop. We said our goodbyes with kisses and hug. She boarded a bus going in the direction of Osun state and I headed home after seeing her bus enter oblivion. On my way, I encountered some churches trying to preach the gospel to me, but I still had 50years left on the contract I signed with the Gawd of thunder some years ago and allowing the preachers to tie me down with their preaching is out of context for now. Atleast not until Shango stops giving me his thunder whenever I need it. Well, that ends Lovelyn's part. Am moving to the main part which commenced with my relationship with Joke, the disabled beautiful lady and others involved. It entails, the Sex, betrayal and Vengeance. TBC

Bad guy

Bad boy and bad girl makes bad people

You no even call me make come chop small

Bro what's up with you? Its been a while

11. COUNTLESS. When I got home, I sat down on the bed, thinking about all that has happened in the last 24hours. My strayed mind was brought back to my room by the loud ringing of my phone. I picked it and checked the caller I.d, it was Jide. So I answered it. "Hello son of thunder....." He said. "how far na? wetin dey happen?" I sat up properly leaning my head against the wallpaper. "oh boy, I dey I.B jare, and na there ah go dey till all the wahala for area go chill down." "chai, see this coward, no be that same area I dey? And you go dey form Goliat for Blessing....that your girlfriend eh..." "guy that one na Blessing jare. see I get one business for hand, and na only you fit handle am." Hearing that, my ears are now very attentive. "hum hmm" I cleared my throat, "what type of business?" " no be illegal business like the game wey you dey play o.. But this one na sugar mummy stuffs, and I promise you, if you do am wella, you go hit cool money till you die." This guy surely knows how to get my attention. "ah guy, this one wey you talk go hard o, make I dey fvck people wey fit born my grandma? And why you no do am yourself, if it is as simple and easy as you claim?" I intentionally throw that question at him, just to know why he was offering me a mansion while he was living in a face me I face you house. "calm down Shango boy, there's nothing hard in it and the reason why am offering you the job is because of two reasons. One, you are perfectly more handsome than us. And two, you get all the charms and juju to protect yourself incase things go awol na." He sounds very serious and sincere. "ok. But, no be wreck engines I go dey fvck o? If na that one, I no fit o." " have you ever seen a beggar that have choice before." He asked. "yes na, he get choice to either kill himself or continue begging." I replied jokinly. "No wonder you have a lot of 'F's that are kissing '9' in your result. Idiot. Abeg talk jor, no waste my time." "you be cultural fool." I retaliated in a comical tone. "ok, lets say, I agree to do it, whats in it for you?" "well, since I will be the one to hook you up with them, my share is 30% of every penny you earn from it." "Rara o(noo) lets make it 25% na, na me go use body na, abeg lets leave it like that." He hesitated a bit before he replied. "ok. Fair enough. Deal. I will send you her number and her name after this call. She wants to meet you this evening. Call her immediately, am sure you can handle the rest." "Jide, just like that? Remember she doesn't know me before o." "you dey fall my hand o, you sharp pass all this mumu talk na? I don tell her about you, Na why I choose you be that." "OK. I just dey whyne you ni. Just send the number now. Hand don dey pain me. I wan drop phone." "Sure. But Darous, no betrayal me o. no mago mago o. anyway, I trust you sha. You no go wan make thunder fire you..." "na you sabi. Abeg commot jare". With that, I ended the call and heaved a deep sigh. I rested my head on the pillow and started playing Dream League soccer on my phone. I was playing the second match of the Elite division when a message buzzed in. I minimized the game and checked the message. It was a sms from Jide. It contains the number and name of the woman. I saved the number with Beatrice, thats her name. I dialled the number and I was greeted with the familiar female computer tone that can never be heared on Dangote's phone. Reminding me of how poor I am for not having enough call card. I hissed at the screen and resumed my Dream league game. I was at it, for almost 30mins before the worms in my stomach started playing their game of survival of the fittest with my intestines. I will rather die by jumping off an aeroplane than let this worms bite my intestines to pieces. With that, I rose up and head for the kitchen. I checked the cupboard, only to find it empty. I grumbled and went out to the street to buy recharge card and to get something to eat. I bought sliced bread and sardine from the next street and came back to mine. Knowing the nature of the type of work am about to do, I decided to buy recharge card of 1k. I got home and loaded the card. I decided to call Beatrice my new client before I eat, so I dialed her number. The call was not received at the first trial and I redialed it and it was picked at the nick of the last ring. "Hello?". A soft voice sounded from the other end. "Hi" I answered feeling a bit nervous. "Please who is this?" I manage to compose myself before I speak. "am Darous.". "ok Darous, what can I do for you?" "actually, am the guy you are meeting this evening." I replied calmly. "oh!, you are from Jide right?" She stated delightfully. "Yes. I got ur number from him and he said to call you?" "ok. I wil Call you around 5. ok?" "alright Bea..Beatrice". I heared her giggle and the line went dead. I relaxed on the bed and heaved a sigh of relief. Happy that I just passed the first stage of this business. TBC

Hmmm .

Observing

12. COUNTLESS. By At three o'clock, I was playing Score hero on my phone when a message entered my phone and I checked the sender, it was Beatrice and I opened it. It reads: "Hi Darous, Jide have told me alot about you and I would be interested in having you be my date to a party that I have been invited to at Richton Hotel and Suits. It would be overnight. Here is the little details you need to know about me for now. I am a 42- year-old woman from Ondo state, but I spent 30years of my life in the United states. My two kids are with my husband in the U.S. I arrived the country two days ago to enjoy my own business. I already own a manshion at Elite road and two duplexes in V.I. I'm still in good shape. I think you will be pleased to see me when we meet. I can be very generous with my time, my affection and more. I need your reply right now. BEATRICE." I wiped my eyes with my palms after reading the message and I was forced to pinch myself to confirm if this has been a dream. After confirming that I wasn't dreaming, I decided to reply her instantly. So I typed: "Hi Beatrice. It is my pleasure to hear from you and I am very interested in spending some time with you. Why don't you give me a call and let's talk about it. Thanks. I await your call. Darous." I sent the message and I got a reply two mins later. "I'll call you when am done fixing my hair, maybe around 6pm. The party we are attending is tonight. We would go tonight and come back on tuesday morning. BEATRICE". "oh gawd of thunder!". I screamed for joy after reading her last message. I was sure that she was well off as all of those houses she claimed ownership of were worth at least 50 million naira or more. I've never dated an older woman talkless of screwing one but I was looking forward to doing this and I was so sure that I can make her happy. I was pretty sure that if we attend the event tonight, she would be looking for sex. I trust my thick eight-inches dck that it will always be up for the job since I've never had any complaints from all my ex during sex so I feel confident on that. ***** Promptly at six, my phone rang. I answered, "Hello...." "Hi Darous, I'm calling to know if you've decided to attend tonights party with me. It is a bunch of my old classmates that also came to Nigeria for their vacations and I would love to have them see me being escorted by a hansome young man like you. Just as Jide has described you." "hmmmm. Ok, Tell me the details." I replied. "Just like I told you earlier, the party is at the Richton hotel and suite and I have reserved a room at the hotels for us. By the way, where do you live?" she asked. "I live at Fajol." "ok, I don't know that place but can you meet me at the Opic plaza in Panseke. Is that ok with you?" I tried to sound more cordial. "sure, but what would you expect of me?" "Well Darous, just enjoy the party with me and let all my friends know that you're my new boyfriend if they are interested. Then we will spend the night in our hotel room and if we are enjoying ourselves, you can fvck the shiit out of me as much as you want and from what your friend told me about you, I think you might be wanting more from me. What else would you want?". I wonder how much have Jide spilled to this woman about me. "ok. That sounds good to me, but you would pay all the expenses and I would like 200k for myself." I covered my mouth with my hand hoping I haven't offended this woman with my outrageous demands. "That sounds good to me, Darous. It's a date. I'll be driving a red Pathfinder jeep. I'll pick you up at nine by the Opic plaza. It's formal but not tuxes so just bring a nice suit. Is that ok by you?" "erm..erm.. sure, thats fine by me". I answered. "You can call or text me if anything comes up in the mean time." "Piece of cake Beatrice. See you then. Bye." I hung up and began to think of how smoothly that went. Am I really going to get paid for doing what I was born to do? Oh gawd of thunder, I probably would have even gone for free if I had met her in a different circumstances. Beatrice was older but claimed to be attractive and I thought she should still be enjoyable. *** I was already at the Opic plaza before 9, dressed in a tight jean and an even tighter T-shirt that showed off my muscles. I carried a small suitcase with an underwear and my suit locked in it for the party I'd thought about taking some condoms but decided that if she wanted to use them, she would have to bring them along. I had no desire to use them either. Promptly at 21:00 Beatrice pulled up in her red jeep. She wore a red stone gown with a red heel shoes to match. She really is beautiful and I was astonished at her very expensive taste. She beckoned me to come closer and gave me a tight perfumated hug. I was still enjoying her exortic scent when she withdraw and guided me to man the steering. I drove off immediately. Lets face it guys! Life is always good when there is money in It. TBC

13. COUNTLESS. Throughout the ride to the hotel, she was mostly talking about how happy she was to meet me. Saying she met me exactly the way Jide had described me to her. Handsome, tall, fair and with a well structured body. After a while of talking, Beatrice handed me an envelope. "This is for you." She proposed with a warm smile. I knew it was my two hundred thousand naira fee but instead of collecting it instantly, I asked her to tuck it in my briefcase. "Thanks." I muttered after she was done. We got to the hotel neighbourhood at 9:30pm. We alighted and I parked the car in a very secured place. The hotel was a long walking distance from the park, but She decided to rent a golf cart belonging to the hotel, which happens to be the only fastest way in which we can get to the hotel premises. On the way she asked me if I wanted her to give me the money to pay so it will not look like she was the one paying. "nope, you don't have to. Seriously I don't mind." I declined with a smile. Beatrice checked us in and paid with her ATM card. We spent a lot of time standing at the crowdy reception. I stood behind her with my hands around her and pressed my dck against her a*ss. Beatrice wiggled her a*s back against me. We could see people looking at us but neither of us cared. I asked Beatrice how she liked to be treated and she smiled. "Romantically and authoritatively." she replied. We headed for the room. It was a very nice room, spacious enough to accomodate the whole of nigeria at once. Don't mind me. Thats how my brain works at the sight of beauty. "We have about two hours before we go to the party. It starts by 12. Dinner will be served there so we don't need to eat first. What would you like to do for the mean time?" Beatrice asked. "They have a spa. Lets take a soak." I replied. Without another word, she stripped out of her red gown, panties and bra. I took my time to study her. She was about 5'6 and her bra measurements were probably 42-D - 30 - 38. Or lets say big enough to draw a 'wow' out of my mouth. Her brests did hang down but they were still nice and she had big nippples that were already hard. Her muff wasn't shaved but it was nicely trimmed. Her mound stuck out with fat pvssy lips. I once again say a silent 'thank you' to Shango for this wealthy opportunity because I knew it was going to be fun eating and fvcking her. Beatrice looked at my sculptured body and stared at my semi erect konji at seven inches. She looked longingly into my eyes. A sudden feel of domination surge through my mind and I spoke out. "Beatrice, you don't have to wait till after the party. Why don't you go ahead and suck me now." She instantly dropped to her knees in front of me, reached out and took my konji in her hand and guided it to her mouth. In less than a minute she had me fully hard. Now she could hardly get her hand all the way around it. She pulled away and I think she just admired the magnificent dck in front of her face. She stretched her jaw wide to get my cocckhead back in her mouth. Stroking my shaft with her hand while she sucked and licked the mushroom. She was very desperate to service me, me that she had hired to be her escort. Pulling off again she looked up at me and said, "Don't just stand there Darous, go ahead and fvck my face. Make me take your wonderful dck and make me swallow your com." I put my hands behind her head and held her in place as I started slowly pistoning my Konji into her mouth. She sucked as hard as she could. She was taking about half of my konji each time. If I tried to go deeper she would gag and interrupt the rhythm. Thank gawd, I already padlocked my skull before I left home, or else my brains would have ran out again. I pumped her face for about five minutes. I think her jaw was starting to get sore and I froze and groaned before slowly fvcking her again. I felt my shaft pulse between her lips as I blasted shot after shot of my hot, thick, and salty cum into her mouth. She swallowed about half of it and held the other half in her mouth. She pulled off my dck and looked up with her mouth opened. Showing me the cum that she still held in her mouth. Then she swallowed the remaining spunk, licked her lips and stood up. I pecked her and told her how great of a coccksucker she was. Actually I was thinking that I had had a better time with Lovelyn. Then I took her and almost threw her on the bed and climbed on with her. "Time to return the favor. Spread your legs." she obliged and I dove for her muff. She was soaking wet. I ran my tongue up and down her sliit, sucked and gently bit her clitt and buried my tongue as deeply into her fvck hole as I could thereby bringing Beatrice to a hard orgassm. She pulled her head up and said, "Fvck me now!. I want your dck in my cunnt. Fvck me now....Please!" I smiled mischieviously at her and I once again, quickly sent a silent prayer to shango for this lucrative job of No-pension. TBC.

I agree with you but you have to be careful

Mr man you better take it easy whit this your gawd shango

Continue the ride

O boi! You and this your shango

14. COUNTLESS. I suddenly felt the need to take things easy with this hungry-for-sex woman. I was damn sure she will still demand for sex once we are back from the party and I might be too exhausted to give her a nice job for her money. So as to avoid any later embarrasment, I calmly told her "No. Lets fvck after the event..hun?..." She groaned a bit and gave me a smile. "ok. Which ever way you want it dear." I still feel the need to compensate her for her understanding and submission. So I ate her pvssy till she cummed again. Through with sucking, I gave her a deep kiss on the lips making her taste her own juices. "Let’s go to the spa now." I commanded. She rose up and put on a swim suit and we set out. As we walked to the spa we drew more looks from other guests. Beatrice had her arm around my waist and as we walked by, one light skinned waitress half jokingly asked Beatrice if I'm her son, she gave no reply and just smiled at her, probably enjoying the attention we were getting. When we got back to the room it was time to get ready for the party. I put on my suit and Beatrice did her hair and makeup and put on a new red dress. 'Shango truly sent me this woman. Or why's she addicted with reds.' The party went just as well as I had hoped. Although others were also with younger guys of my age, but to be honest, I was probably the most hansom guy at the party. Beatrice was especially happy when she saw that almost all the eyes present were focused on us. I led her to the dance floor and me being a very good and talented dancer gave Beatrice some nice dancing steps at every music played by the Disk Jockey (d.j). She later left me to dance with some of her old friends and it was during the dancing that the lightskinned waitress stylishly walked over to me and quickly tucked a note in my suit pockets. I checked around to look for Beatrice and I saw her coming towards me with a grown up woman like her, probably her mate. Beatrice introduce me to her as her boyfriend and left again. She came back few minutes later and resumed dancing with me. I was very attentive and romantic, taking several opportunities to give Beatrice a big deep kiss, always when there were others around to see us kiss. The party started to break up about two thirty in the morning. The only people who stayed were the ones intent on drinking too much. Beatrice and I each only had a couple of drinks before she began to feel tipsy. I escorted her back to the hotel room and laid her down on the bed. I pulled the blankets over her body and pecked her. I waited till I thought she was asleep before I sneaked out of the room back to the party. I checked my pockets and brought out the paper. There was a phone number written on it and a text under it that reads, 'I like you. Pls call me'. I returned the paper into my pockets and beckoned a waiter to get me champagne and glass cup. He brought it few mins later and I began to slowly devour my drinks. "Hi hansom." A voice greeted from behind. "Hi too." I turned to see the lightskinned waitress smiling seductively at me. "hey, you, whats that?" I asked half drunk. "what? You mean the paper?" I nodded. "a woman asked me to give you." "who?" "why don't you call her to confirm her identity and purpose. I believe there's a number on the paper." She said, staring in to my face. "ok. That will be later. By the way, whats up with you?" We chatted for up to thirty minutes. I ordered for another drink. She volunteered to get it for me. She came back after few minutes and poured us both a glass each. We made the drinking rite and began to bottom up. "I need you to follow me now." She said and begin to drag me to my feet by pulling my loosed tie. I was too drunk to walk by myself. I felt weakness in my joints and muscle. She held my waist and walked me to a secluded area of the hotel. She laid my back on the floor and uncladed herself . She moved over to me and extract my drunky konji out. She stroked it few times before she lowered herself on it and began fvcking me like a rabbit. "You b*tch, you are rapiing a son of thunder." I wanted to scream that, but I couldn't find my voice. After ten mins of the rapiing, I felt my dck pulsate as I begin to subconciously shoot my load into her. She also came just a moment later and she stood up. She claded herself and began to drag me on the floor towards a deserted open place. I drowsily watched her unbuckle my belt and pulled my trousers down to my thigh region and brought out her phone. She took some pictures of me and left. I was hoping for a thunder to just strike her down as I watch her vanish from my blurry sight, but where is thunder when you need it? Shango don fvck up. I thought. It was after she left that I realised that I must have been drugged. I've never been drunk to the state of weakness like this before. My strenght was starting to fade away totally as I close my eyes and slowly drifted into oblivion. TBC.

Idiot!

Easy man

She go surely blackmail you later

15. COUNTLESS. The crowd continued to roar his name continuously and loudly. They were chanting 'BEAT HIM! KNOCK HIM! KILL HIM.' He threw his hands up in the air and let out a thunderous roar like that of Tripple H wheneve he wants to pedgree his opponent. He moved towards me and raised my weakened head up. He threw the first blow, I was too weak to duck or do anything to stop it from landing on my face. The blow landed on my right cheek. I felt a new level of pain and agony run through my body. He dropped my head and it fell uncontrollably hard on the marbled floor. After two minutes of trying to gain my strenght, I managed to get myself back on my weakened legs. He was now backing me shouting boastfully at the crowd, probably unawares of my new position. I decided to use that to my advantage as I run towards him shouting at the same time, but unfortunately my shouting gave me away. He turned swiftly around and sent a bonecracking punch to my solar plexus. I fell down immediately. I began to cough out blood. If truly there is hell, am sure am there already. He walked to me and bent over. He raised my head up and sent me an ear-deafening slap and blood began to ooze out of my nostrils. I relaxed the remnants of my Shango abandoned head in his wet palms. I closed my eyes, wishing death will just come and took me away. But then, I suddenly felt water on my face and I opened my eyes hoping am in heaven already, (even if I were to be judge by my deeds, I don't deserve to be there, but I was hoping Shango can still help me get there with his influence) only to be met with strange faces holding phones and obviously taking pictures of me. I sat up immediately, I looked at their eyes and saw that their glares were directed at my nak3d thigh region. I pulled my trousers up and sat up immediately. A hefty looking man, claded in a security uniform with H. Hadampson written on his brest pocket walked over to me. "I was planning to send for Mayweather or the spirit of Mohammed Ali to come and help us, send you back to earth with their blows, since you are not affected by the slaps have given you already. Thanks to this bucket of water that finally brought you back." He said. Then it dawned on me, have been dreaming all this while. I instantly remembered how I got into this mess. "you really made a mess of yourself dude, go get yourself cleaned up." He patted me on the back and walked away. The crowds were starting to disperse one by one. "See you are finally awake bast*rd". I know that voice. I turned around and looked towards the stairs, she walked down slowly, her eyes were plain red, just as the colours of her dress. Its obvious she has been crying. "Beatrice...pls...let me..." She cuts in. "oh.. You want to explain?" she let out a wicked grin. "explain this fool." She threw three photographs at me. I picked them up. I turn the first one over. Its a picture of my uncladed thigh, with my konji resting in a bending shape on it. The second was showing a blur image of a lady strokking my dck while I lay flat on the floor. The third was showing the blur image of the same lady riding my dck. None of the pictures shows the enhance image of the lady. "You sonofab*tch, I actually thought we had a chemistry going on between us, but I was wrong." She sniffed "you backbitting basta*d could not fvck me yestday, I even paid you to fvck me, yet you didn't." The tears are starting to weil up in her bloodshot eyes, "How much did that slùt paid you? Answer me basta*d! How much did she offer you, that made you abandon me for her!.. Gawd... I was so foolish... Now am the subject of mockery to my friends...our pics and this pics have gone viral....". Her eyes are now soaked with tears, I was really dumbstruck. How do I explain my leaving her alone in the first place? How do I tell her that I was drugged? How do I tell her that a whole son of thunder was r*ped?... I bent my head down in shame. "since you've shown me your true nature... here is your suitcase." She threw my suitcase at my feet, and wiped her teary face before she continued "I've taken my money back, get lost and don't you ever let me see your face again. Just get your basta*d self out and get lost...look, If I ever see your hansom cheating face ever again..you will be dead so fast they won't be ready for you in hell!" She turned back and headed towards the stairs. I know better than to argue with an angry woman. I was confused on what to do. I picked up my case, opened it and tucked in my jacket. I was now claded in my t-shirt and trousers. I reached for my pockets and checked my phone, I heaved a sigh of relief when I found it there. I dusted my trousers and headed towards the exit. I was scanning for the lightskinned lady, but she was no where to be found. I'm now stranded, I did not envisgage things to turn out like this, thats why I didn't come with any cash or ATM card. With no hope of how to get home, I headed out of the Hotel. TBC.

Serves u right

Call on shango to help you out

See how your shango abandoned you

See how your shango abandoned you

16. COUNTLESS. It was already daybreak when I set my shangoic foot outside the main building of the Richton hotel with my suitcase firmly in my hands. I was met with the familiar stares of 'Shey you don see your life?' on the faces of the guests outside. I dialed Shango's number in my mind, requesting for an AK-47 thunder to come and strike the eyes of those fools, but I was met with a reply of 'NOT AVAILABLE.' I was very annoyed and sent a 'Gawd punish ur girlfriend' to his voicemail. Once again, Shango don fvck up. ***** I was getting more tired with each step I took forward on the tarred road. Despite the isrealite trekking, I can't help but wonder how I got into this complicated predicament. The lightskinned lady, The drugging, the dragging, The picture, the...the...the..note... Yes! the note. I stopped beside a newspaper stand. There were people arguing about how the chelsea match was an Ojoro one, how Eden Hazard's equalizer should have been ruled out for offside and bla...bla.. I just hissed and stood beside the road. I reached into my pockets and brought out the paper. It was already wet, but when I looked closely, I was still able to see the traces of the number. I reached for my phone and was about to dial the number, when I saw the face that brought me into this mess, passed by in a blue SLK mercedeez benz with another woman driving it. I greethed my teeth in anger. I can't miss this opportunity for anything in the world. I had to follow her to wherever she's going. I was still contemplating on how to follow her when I saw a commercial bike heading in the same direction. I waved him down. Forgetting that I had no money on me, I jumped on the bike with the suitcase. I tucked the phone in my pockets and ordered the bikeman to follow the blue benz. He complied without negotiation, maybe he was confident with the suitcase in my hand, I don't know. ***** The road was a bit curvey at some ends, but also straight at some. I made sure I never let the car out of my sight and at the same time, also making my tracking very descreet to the woman driving the car. The car took a turn to a crowded area, and turned left, made a turn to another street and went straight ahead. Finally, It stopped at the front of a bungalow close to the main road. I asked the bike man to stop at a place not too far from the car. I watched from afar as the lightskinned b*tch dropped off and entered the house and the car zoomed off. I alighted and I was about to head towards the bungalow when the bike man pulled me back. "oga, where my money na?" he asked. "erm...erm... Money? How much?". "na 3k". He answered. "wetin? na corpse you carry?" I asked. "oga pay my money o." "I no get money for here o. But I swear, I go come meet you for your tarmak." I replied pleadingly. "wetin? Abeg no try that sh!t with me. You wan go use my money go fvck your olosho, na thunder go fire you." He cursed angrily. Only if he knew how many times have requested for thunder without getting any, he would have change his line of curse. "guy, take am easy na, me and you na padi na, make we no fight each...." Before I could continue, he pushed me forcefully to the ground and disconnected the case from my hand. He mounted his bike and sped off. Then my phone rang. Happy that I still got that, I brought it out and checked the caller I.d. "Hello Joke, please am very very busy right now, I will call you later. I promise. Bye." I ended the call without giving her a chance to speak. I put the phone in silent mode, and inserted it back into my pockets. I began to walk towards the house, I got to the door and knocked on the door. "who is that?" She asked from inside. I hurriedly think of what to say and decided to use a fake name. I changed my voice and answered. "Its me Hadampson." I heared her footsteps coming towards the door. I heared the door knob click and it opened. "Hadampson? Wha....". She gasped in utter biwilderment as she set her eyes on me. She made to shut the door but I already had a foot inside. "did my face ring a bell? Huh?" I stepped inside fully and she jerked backwards into the sitting room. "this face was the most happiest face in the world as at yesterday night." I said angrily pointing to my face. "Please..plea..se don't..don't...kill...me.." She stammered. I moved closer to her and raised her head up, making her to see my reddened eye balls. "oh you can't find your voice right?" I scoffled. "I know how it feels, because I felt exactly the same way....twice...First was when, you stvpid daughter of the devil was rap*ing my drugged brains out yesterday and secondly was when I was confronted with the absurd pictures you gave Beatrice." I dropped her head and moved back a bit with frustration and anger weilling up inside me while I turned my back at her. "Pls..Let me talk.." She said shakingly. "yes you better start talking or else...one of us is going to die now!!" I declared with clenched fist. TBC

Let her start talking already

I know she was paid to do what she did, so she should have some explanations

Oya talk na

17. COUNTLESS. Fear was well written all over her face which only proves the effect of my clenched fist. She was visibly shaking and trembling. I was beginning to lose my temper again when she refused to start talking. "Its either you start talking now or I'll slit your throat with a table knife, b*tch!!" I roared. "Am so..sorry, I didn't mean to..". She pleaded trembling "If everything works out by just saying sorry, what are the police still doing on the street? Eh? I don't want your apology, all I want is explanation.. You don't get it? I need a full detailed EXPLA..A..ANATION!" I voiced out with rage. "ok...k..ok.." She sniffed. "when you walked into the reception yestday.." She looked up at me, probably to see if am listening. "Go ahead b*tch, am listening!". I screamed angrily. " ok..ok..when you walked in, all eyes were on you, but out of all the eyes, I noticed that one woman's eyes was lustfully focused on you. She was a regular guest at out hotel and also very friendly with everyone. She had once saved me from getting sacked by my boss. So I walked to her and asked if she needs anything. She said no, but her eyes were still on you. So I asked her again laying emphasis on ANYTHING,? She got the hint and asked me to help her find out about you." "ok. That explains why you were asking Beatrice if I was her son, right?" She nodded "continue". I said. "Then I went back to her and told her you are Beatrice lover boy. She said she wanted you by all means. She gave me the paper that I gave you. She was desperately waiting for your call for more than an hour. Later, She came to me and ask if I can get you away from Beatrice so that she can have her way with you... I.." "wait." I cut in. "What in hell did she want me for? There were several other young guys like me there yesterday! Why me?" I asked with a confused look and a defiant tone. "don't you get it? You are every womans desire. She wants to screw you and she was so desperate to get your Beatrice out of the way." She replied. I shaked my head in a 'now I understand way' and nudge her to continue. "So I struck a deal with her to drug you." "You what?! Struck a deal with her to drug me? Am I some piece of shìit to you?". The anger that was piling up in me was so ernormous. I felt like confronting the devil himself and order him to give me the keys of hell. "I didn't know she had other plans...I only thought of helping her fvck you and end the deal." She said amid sobbing and sniffing. I calmed down a bit, and asked her to proceed. She sniffed deep and continue. "I was so worried when I saw you and Beatrice heading to your room. I thought all hope was lost until I saw you coming back. I came to you and I met you drinking. I was looking for chances of drugging you and then you ordered for another bottle of champagne. That was when I drugged you." She concluded with another sniffing sound. I scratched my head, I was so lost in my own thoughts. How could this be happening to me? This fvcking bitch just almost ruined my life because of what exactly? I walked to the sofa and beckoned her to come sit down opposite me. "but, that still didn't explain why you dragged me and rap3d my brain silly, and..and...the pics! Whats that for?" "You wont believe this. I never had sex with you.. She did.. ". Her voice trailed off on her last sentence. I stood up instantly and gave her a deadly stare.. "Don't you dare play games with me.. I remember what I saw. It was youuu!" I fired at her. "Thats the effect of the drugs. The image of the last person you saw before you took it will continue playing on your mind till you lose consciousness." She explained. "oh..this is..is too deep.. Then you mean to say you had nothing to do with the pics?" I queried. "Practically no, but technically yes, since I was the one that drugged and dragged you to the cellar." She admitted remorsefully. "oh gawd of thunder! Why art thou forsaken me in the hands of this beasts?" I cursed psychologically. "Who is this woman?" I asked after some minutes of silence "I..only know her name and place of work." "oh! You do?..Fair enough...When am done with you here, you going to take me to her office today! Is that understood!?". I roared as I moved closer to her. She stiffened backwards and nodded her head affirmatively. "how much did she offered you to ruin my life?" "Just twenty thousand naira." I let out a wicked chuckle. "you fvcking b*tch! You ruined my chances of getting rich through Beatrice because of a fvcking twenty K?" "Please, I didn't know..Am so sorry." she pleaded with teary eyes. "hey b*tch, save the stewpid acts for the zeus..I don't give a damn..you hindered my opportunity to get rich without sweat, you think I will just let go of that? Eh? What were you thinking of me? You taking my innocent face for granted?..." I stopped and dragged her up. "Now am gonna make you pay bitterly with your sorry body." I said and began to unbuckle my belt. TBC

You wanna taste her kittycat

18. COUNTLESS. I saw her face beamed up with smile when I began to unbuckle my belt. She came at me suddenly, straddling me and pushing me back hard against the giant couch. "you can look for another means to punish me but not with this....I've always wanted this the moment I saw you walk in yestday. This is my fantasy come true." I was totally caught off guard with this new stunt of hers. She lowered her head and her mouth met mine in a passionate kiss. The wetness of her mouth enfolded mine, and all my sense of reasoning and anger started a game of temple run out of my skull. "I may not be as beautiful as Beatrice, but I can bet she's not better than me when it comes to sex." She said smiling seductively. With my senses still out, I wrapped my arms around her and pulled her tight into me. My konji was hard enough to drill a hole in a brick wall and it pressed painfully against my trousers as she ground her hips into mine. Our kiss became deeper and more primal. She turned her head and I moved my mouth to engulf her neck. Kissing and lightly biting my way along her neckline and collarbone. My hands slipped inside her shirt, cupping her brests. She moaned as I rubbed her nippples, she nuzzled in and bite my ear lightly, her tongue tracing along my earlobe. Oh gawd of thunder it felt so good! My breath was coming hard and fast and I grabbed her hips and ground our claded pelvises together. My lips moved next to her ear, "will you suck me off? I want to fvck your jaw sore." She smiled and slid from my lap. I eagerly pull my pants down, revealing myself to her. She attacked my dck like a lioness does a gazelle. Instantly her hot wet mouth was around my throbbing dck going straight down her eager throat. I didn't last more than a minute in that beautiful mouth. I kept my hands away from her head, and called out just before I exploded, "I'm cumming, b*tch!". She never took her mouth away from my dck. I exploded inside her warm, treachery mouth rocking in ecstasy as she sucked me hard as she could. Finally the shudders of my orrgasm quieted, and I laid back breathlessly. I looked down at her, watching as she licked every drop of cum away from the shaft of my konji. Finally she looked up at me, her wicked eyes shining in the light of the room. "Told you, this isn't a punishment! Its rather my fantasy." "I still see it as a punishment, cos if it isn't I swear, I would never have had anything to do with you b*tch!".I yelled at her. "ok. Whatever you call it hansom." She smiled seductively. "Since you are enjoying this, then let me make you enjoy it more while it last." I stood and turned to pick her up and throw her down on the three seater sofa. She landed with a heady laugh, smiling up at me as I unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them away from her. Next I removed her panties, spreading her legs and looking down between her legs. Her small mound of pubic hair was a lighter shade of blonde, a color so bright it almost appeared to be white. Being honest, I had no clue of where my two hours ago of anger, contempt, disgust, and annoyance flew to. All that was left in my mind right now was how I really want to eat this fleshy and meaty pvssy. I remembered from yestday with Lovelyn, how sensitive her clìt was. That was the first place my tongue lapped on this maybe beautiful lightskinned b*tch. The strange personal flavor of her hole flooded my tastebuds, a flavor bitter at first and then strongly sweet. Her hips bucked into my face and she screamed in ecstasy. "Oh, fvck! Please punish me more!" She screamed. "No one has ever punished me like that before!" Suddenly her hands were tangled in my hair as she thrusts her pvssy hard against my face. She ground her hips and thrust as I eagerly lapped at her. I had read The Cartel of Nitefury on and have learnt that, when a girl was on top and you wanted her to cum, you should just lay back and enjoy the show, let her do what she needs to get off. With that advice in mind, I let her guide me to her bedroom, where she felt was best for her punishment to continue. Finally we settled in me lapping and sucking her clìtt. Within minutes she climaxed hard. Her muscular thighs wrapping tightly around my head. As she became still I realized I now had a chance to give her something extra she could not give me. I continued to lap at her pvssy, lightly after the hyper sensitivity that came with her orrgasm. I peeked up at her as she rocked against my face in pleasure. She had a fingernail in her mouth, biting down hard. I knew she was close and my dck was rock hard and ready. I knew I needed to put on a condom but where will I get one here. I figured to ask her if she has any, but she mouthed 'NO'. Deciding to play along, I dug in, licking and sucking until once again she locked tight and screamed in ecstasy. "I want you in me now hansom. I want to feel your punishment in every fibre of my body." She said breathlessly. T.B.C.

Nor worry, na HIV go end am 4 u

AIDS is real

ride on

20. COUNTLESS. We had two more rounds of passionate sex before my dck started steaming off. ***** "whats going to happen now." She asked, now claded in leggings and armless top. We've both taken our shower together and I was only claded in my boxers. "first, I need to eat. Then I can think of what am going to do..I can't reason with empty stomach...its suicided to my nature." "I can cook rice and I still have some meat in my stew...thats if you don't mind." "Unless you plan on drugging my food again, I don't think I have a choice." I replied sarcastically. "hmmm...I don't think I will be needing that or even think of ever doing that to you again...and again am so..sorry hansom." "ok..apology will be fully acepted once I eat a drugless food...please am farmished..." I ended with a smile. "gawd! You are so cute when you smile." She pecked me and left for the kitchen. The food was ready after twenty minutes, unlike you that spends hours cooking ordinary noodles. I devoured the rice like a typical food-starved son of thunder and my strenght was gradually coming together. I reached for my phone, only to see nineteen missed calls on it. 3 from an unknown number, 13 from Joke and the remaining 3 from Jide. I took a deep breath when I saw Jide's name. He must be expecting some cash by now. I don't want to lose his friendship because of this business. I was really lost on what I should tell him. "you haven't answered my question.." Her voice brought me out of my thoughts. I cleared my throat. "Am just confused. I really don't know what to do, but I still feel like a total loser...am suppose to go home tomorrow morning with nothing less than 300k..I don't even know how am going to explain it to my friend." I sighed. Its obvious that she saw the frustrated look on my face. She placed my legs on her laps and started massaging my toes. "I have an Idea, I think you can still get your money back, but am not sure you will want to do it." she cast me a questioning look. "ok. If it isn't Illegal, I think I can, Lets hear it." I groaned after saying that. The effects of her magic hands on my toes was gradually relaxing my frustrated nerves. "Its not illegal, at least the one you went for yesterday wasn't, so you just have to take the only advantage of yestday's fvck up." "Com'on, be literal please, stop speaking in twisted tones, what do you mean?" I asked curiously. "ok. Its simple. You still have the number I gave you right?" "hun." I replied trying to figure out what she was driving at. "you just have to call her, her name is Adedoyin. Tell her you got her note. Am very sure she can pay you more than what Beatrice is offering." I thought for a while, is she right? Can I just forget about the embarrasment I suffered at the hands of that mischievious woman? Then I remembered my friend. I know him too well. He doesn't joke with money. Asking him to do without money is like asking Judas to betray Jesus for free. I don't want to throw our eight years of friendship out of the window and moreso, he will never believe whatever I say if it doesn't end up with me giving him his share. "wow! Thats a brilliant idea. Now I realise how smart you really are. I give you that." I kissed her on the lips while she kept on smiling. "But wait, if I call her and tell her I want to see her, don't you think she might smell something fishy about this?" "nope..not atall, you know, in the game we played on you, I was the bait to lure you out, so we just have to let it remain that way." "if I get you correctly, are you saying she's also aware of the effects of the drugs? That she still remembers you as the bait?" "exactly, hansom. She doesn't know that we've seen eachother. You will just pretend as if am still the bait, and with her being desperate to get you, am sure she will fall for it." She gave out that satisfactory grin again. I was forced to accept that, the reason why the bokoharams still exists is simply because a woman is probably their strategist. Those delicate creatures are full of nuclear pranks. ***** We exchanged contacts and I left her place in the evening of that day with the agreement that I should call the woman (Adedoyin) in the night. I placed a call to Joke when I got home after paying the bike man. She picked at the first ring. "hello Joke, am sorry for this morning. I was just busy." I explained. "Its alright. I was just worried when I called your number yesterday night and you didn't pick it." she sounded disapointed. "oh, you did? Am sorry. I was also busy." "its okay." "Why were you calling me at that time?" "My mum is not at home. And my sister is not doing fine. I was hoping you could come over here to help us." "eyah...hows your sister now?" "its nothing serious. She's fine now." "ah! Thank Gawd for that. Where did your mum go?" "She attended a get together party of her friends that just arrived the country and she wont be coming back till this night." She replied. TBC.

Where is episode 19?

I hop Joke's mum is not the woman you are about to call

21. COUNTLESS. I wondered which kind of mother will leave her two daughters at home to attend an overnight party of a friend. She must be another product of amadioha. I thought. "are you there?" Her voice brought me back. "yes..am...am sorry, am just tired." "are you alright?" She asked with a concerned tone. "yes, am fine. You know what? I will pay you guys a visit during the week, to make up for the missed calls." "really?" "I swear to you with my voter's card." "wow! that would definitely be nice...But which day do you want to come?" She inquired. "Tomorrow is tuesday, I will come on wednesday...maybe around ten in the morning. Will you guys be around." I asked. "I'm going nowhere, but my sister may not be around." "wait, you mean to say, you often stay in that mighty house alone? All by yourself,? With your...your....". My voice trailed off as I couldn't find the proper adjective to describe her condition. "Most times yes, you know, I can't let everybody be tied down by my condition. They have to live their own life too...and whether I like it or not, sooner or later, they are all going to leave me, atleast to pursue their own dreams. Have come to terms with that fact already." Her voice sounds very awful and I can't help but pity this disabled beauty. I decided to cheer her up. "let me give you a breaking news...You will be very happy to hear it. Shall I?" I asked amusingly. "com'on don't exhaust my calmness please." She stated with eagerness. "paracetamol now cures headaches!" I screamed. I could hear her burst into uncontrollable laughter at the other end of the phone. Although that little prank is older than the square root of Buhari's real age, but I was happy it served the purpose it was mean't for. The laughter died down after a few seconds and we said our goodbyes. "nice hearing your voice angel." I said teasingly. "same here too Mr hansom. Sweet dreams and goodnight." She said jokingly. "you too dear." I ended the call conclusively. I was happy and at the same time felt sorry for her condition. I wanted her to be able to stand on her feet so badly that I contact the gawd of thunder, asking if he can do anything for her. The answer I got was 'AM a god of thunder not a Doctor. I hissed at that disappointed reply and wondered, 'whats the use of a god, if he can't help people.' I checked the time, it was some minutes past eight, I decided its time to call Adedoyin. I placed the call and she picked up after the fourth ring. "Hello, good evening." I tried to sound very mature, by not showing the anger that I was feeling towards her. "evening to you too. Please who is this?" She inquired in a standard tone. "I got your note yesterday, but I couldn't call you because of what you caused, you b*tch, you ruined my life, you foolish whorre!." I wanted to scream that to her but decided against it and played it cool, like real mens do. "I got your note from (remembering the bait game) the waitress and I couldn't call you because of some mess I got myself into." I answered as calmly as I could. "Beatrice's boy?" She asked with curiousity in her voice. "Yes! You bastard product of lucifer!" I almost lost it right there when she mentioned Beatrice's name, but, I quickly got hold of myself and continued the calm game. "Yes.... Am so sor.." she cuts in before I could finish the statement. "Wow! Thats nice...Have been waiting for your call since midnight....this is great.." She sounds very delighted and I couldn't help but feel total hatred towards her. "ok. I don't have enough call card, but I will like to know when I can see you." "Thats my line... I should be the one asking that, because thats why I sent you the note. I really have to see your hansom face again." "alright...where can we meet?" I asked. "hun...Can you come to my office tomorrow?" "at where?" I inquired. "Its at Quarry road, but when you get to Lafenwa, you can call me. I will meet you there and take you to where we can talk properly." she replied. "No problem.. I will come around 12." "alright dear... See you tomorow...lo....ve..." I ended the call. I immediately placed a call to the light skinned lady...'oh I don't even know her name yet'. I narrated every details of the call to her, including the part where I was desperate to yell at her. She laughed and told me its normal to feel that way. I asked for her name and she said Chioma. She promised to spend the next night at my place and immediately my konji heard that? It started an automatic press up. I ended the call. I was very hungry, so I hurriedly went out to buy bread and sardine. **** I need to call Jide, but I don't know what to tell him yet. I was left to contemplate on maybe calling him and telling him the truth is better or I should just wait and see how tomorrow will unfold. Either way, Jide needs his money and the odds of getting it seemed higher than a million. 'Tomorrow is another day.' With that thought in mind, I slept off. TBC

Lets see how tomorrow turns out. Pray that you dont mess everything because of your anger

Tomorrow is another day full of activities

22. COUNTLESS. I've decided to wait for whatever fate has in stock for me the following day and it was on that vague hope that I slept off the previous day. I woke up the next morning to the sound of my ringing phone. I rubbed the remaining sleep away with my index finger as I brought the phone to my face to check the caller I.d. Speak of the devil and he will show up. It was Jide. My mind was restless. I just dropped the phone on the bed and let it ring the remaining 19% battery life away. The phone stopped ringing after the fourth missed call. Promptly at eleven, I was dressed in a red Gucci round neck and black jean trousers, with a red canvass. I clipped my rolex watch on my left wrist. I stood gallantly infront of the giant mirror in the corner of my room and admired myself. I brought out my dictionary and started checking for the best vocabulary I can use to describe myself, but unfortunately, I couldn't find any. I had to contact Shango for help and he gave me the best reply any other deity's child could ever hoped for. His exact words are; 'SON OF THUNDER, YOU LOOK BREATHAKING!' I smiled and mentally gave him a thumbs up. I reached for my purse, checked inside and couldn't find anything. I checked my drawers and found it empty as well. 'Where did my money go?' I wondered. Then the awful truth dawned on me. I only had 2k left in my drawers before I left with Beatrice. I paid the bikeman that brought me home with 1k. I spent 500naira on dinner yesterday and I already spent the remaining this morning on breakfast. Oh! Am in deep shìt. Am the type of guy that would rather starve to death than borrow money because I don't have the luck. I consulted shango again, if he can borrow me some money till evening, but he said he's also very broke at that time. "People are no longer asking for thunder." I went outside hoping to find the hawkers that deals in buying of condemn irons and electronics. We call them 'CONDEMN' here in the southwest. After 30mins of waiting, I found one. I sold off my condemn stabilizer and spoit ceiling fan at the sum of eight hundred naira. It was enough to get me to Adedoyin with the hope that she will drop me off on my return. ***** Promptly at 12. I arrived at Lafenwa, I called her to inform her. She promised to pick me up soonest. Few minutes later, I saw the same blue SLK mercedeez benz that dropped Chioma off the previous morning pull over in front of me. The glass rolled down and I saw a very pretty woman beckoning me to hop in. I complied and she zoomed off. ****** The road was clear as an olosho pvssy. She was driving at a very slow pace. We were both silent for some minutes before she breaks the boredom. "hmn..hnm.." She cleared her throat. "How you doing hansom?"she asked with a smile on her face. Its obvious she was very happy to see me. I couldn't help but admire her toned skin and pretty face. Her cleavage was pretty exposed due to her slaggy grey top. Everything about her screamed RICH. "Hello?" her voice brought me back from my lustful gaze on her body. "hum..Hi... Am doing fine thanks." I replied calmly. "I can see you already like what you are seeing!" she paused. "Don't worry, everything will be yours once we get to talk properly." She said, placing her right palms on my laps and began to rub on it. "hmmm...that sounds great." I swallowed hard. "really? Wow! Am glad to hear that." She stopped talking and increased her force on the acceleration. I thought she was trying to impress me until she nearly killed a man crossing the road. She swerved sideways and slammed hard on the break pedal. The car came to a halt. I was really scared. She asked if I was okay, and I murmured angrily. She apologised and continue the driving. ***** She pulled over at a hotel named Adesba Hotel and suits. With its serene environment, it can easily be rated among the four-star hotels in the country. We walked hand in hand to the receptionist, where she booked a room for us. She collected the keys and we headed for the room. She dropped her bags on the bed and went in to the bathroom without saying anyword to me. I sat down on the giant bed and began to survey the beauty of the room. It was obvious that I was very mad at her, for many reasons. First was ra*ping my brains out, two was drugging me, three was blackmailing me, and four...yes four... She just attempted to murder the Son of thunder with her reckless driving. If only I had other means of gettin Jide's shares, I would have returned home. I heared the bathroom door open and when I looked up, 'oh gawd of pvssy' She was stark nak3d in front of me with her hour glass shape and toned complexion radiating under the cool light. "I know I've offended you with what happened earlier and I want to say my apologies with this." She rushed at me and placed a very deep kiss on my lips. All the anger I had towards her flew out into thin air and that makes it the second time my emotions have failed me TBC

son of thunder!!

Sango oooooo

hmmmmmm peeping

23. COUNTLESS. We kissed and romanced eachother's genitals for a while before she pulled back and dropped to her knees. She undid my belt and pulled my trousers down along with my boxers. My konji was now very alert. She wrapped her soft hands around it and took my dck into her mouth. She sucked my dck for a while, rose and pulled me up. She flopped on the bed on her back and spread her legs. “Take that magnificent dck of yours and ram it in my pusea!” She commanded. She doesn't have to repeat herself. Who am I to disobey such an amorous command. To hell with my C.R.K teacher. "Rogger that maam!" I obeyed and almost dove on top of her as I rammed my dck into her inviting pvssy. “Uuugggghh!” she moaned. “Fvck me boy. Make me your slurt. Fvck...me like you want to kill me!....com'on! Fvck me harrrrrrd!” She cried out in pure ectacy. I ground my pelvis into her, driving my dck in as far as I could while her pussea continued to squeeze my dck with every thrust. “gawddamn it.! your pvssy feels so good.” I remarked in a panting tone. “Stop talking and fvck me boy!.... Take me like a b!tch....am your b!tch!....am your b!tch...." She ranted on and on while I kept on pummelling her pusea with all the strenght I have left in my body. 'Ah...which kind wahala be this one? My dck go break o...' I thought absentmindedly. "com'on fvck me silly...pleeeeeeeeeease....." She emphasised. "I haven’t had a dck inside me since my husband died. You’ve got three years of pvssy aches to heal boy...." Its now obvious with her statement and strenght that have bargained for more that I can chew. "Get on with it please...com'on! Fvck me!” She roared loudly and continued to squeeze my dck with her vag!na muscle. She stretched her hand across my back and pulled me more deeper into her hole. "ah gawd! Yes...like that..." She mumbled while wriggling under me. I nearly withdrew my dck from her pusea and run away as fast as I could but there seems to be something holding me back. Something more powerful and strong. Its not the passion for sex. No, this one is beyond that. Apparently more stronger than that. This isn't about satisfying my Konji...no....this feeling is quite much more stronger than that. 'What could it be o?' I asked subconsciously while my dck was still doing what it was created for, deep inside Adedoyin's pusea. 'Yes its money!...I know it. Thats whats holding me back from absconding away. The fear of what Jide would do to me if I fail to produce his own share of the money. Thats it....' "why are you slowing down? Your mind is not here." Adedoyin voiced out in utter frustration thereby interrupting my thoughts. Realising that my money fit enter bush if care is not taken. I drove my dck in and out of her as hard as I could. She began to grunt with every stroke I gave her. "wow! Yes...yess...yesss!..." She screamed and with everything she said comes the confirmation of how Chioma had earlier described her to me. “Fvck me like a hor*ny slut, hansom boy!. Take me like your whorre. Punish me for putting your life at risk.” Gawd...I loved her dirty words. They are acting like a fuel to the burning fire inside of me. “Stop, hansom! I want to get on top and ride your dck like a bicycle rider.” She stated and hurled me to the other side of the bed. She pounced on top of me and in one instance, guided my raging boner into the wet walls of her pusea. She bounced up and down just like I’d seen her do when I was drugged at the hotel. “Oh yes!! This is it! I want this! Yes! Yes! I’m comming! I’m comming! Yes! Oh, yes! Oooooooooooh!” And with that she collapsed ontop of me. I was still moving my dck in and out of her wet and slippery hole. “hansom, that was wonderful. Let me taste you. I want you to cum in my mouth.” She pulled off my dck so fast there was a small popping sound. She immediately took my dck in her mouth and sucked me with full speed. “Oh gawd of thun...der! Yes! yes! Suck my dck! You’re so good! Suck me!!” Her head bobbed up and down fast. I knew I was'nt going to last longer than a samsung battery at this rate. Then I felt it happening. “Oh! Baby Here it comes! I’m comming!” I filled her mouth full of my shangoic seed and she moaned with every squirt. When my dck was done pulsating, she moved up and opened her mouth to show me all of my cum inside it. She closed her mouth, smiled and swallowed it all to the last drop. "whats your name hansom?" she asked after swallowing all. "Darous...or Darousmart....whichever you choose...“ I replied feeling satisfied. "I prefer Darous....it sounds so cute." She complemented with a smile. "by the way, Darous, your cum tastes so sweet just like your face and name. I love it....” I can't help but burst into laughter at the end of her remarks. This woman is really fun to be with. Or so I thought. We laid on the bed kissing and romancing each other until the worms in my stomach started dancing alingo! T.B.C

24. COUNTLESS. We rested for a while before Adedoyin saw the necessity to order for our foods and drinks. The food was brought after ten minutes of order and we ate quietly, but she couldn't stop staring seductively at me with every spoon to mouth action. We finished eating and the table was cleared. She told me to have a sit, that we need to discuss something important. I sat down on a chair not too far from the bed she was sitting on. I checked my wristwatch and it was past five already. "are you going somewhere boy?" She asked. Obviously after seeing me check my watch. "no..not atall..am fully yours today." I replied smiling. Her phone started ringing, she reached for it and answered. She spoke with the caller for a while and dropped the phone. She apologised for the calls interruption and I told her its nothing. "thanks hon...." she said and paused "so you know, I heard about what happened at the hotel. Care to tell me how it happened?" she said inquisitively. The question nearly caught me off guard but I quickly composed myself by throwing her a charming smile. "eerm..its just that, I drank too much and I couldn't find my way back to the room we lodged in. I ended up sleeping half nak3d in an open place" I elusively explained. "oh! Is that so? But where was Beatrice when all this happened? She should have looked out for you instead of abandoning you to take care of yourself!" Although she tried hard to hide it, but I could see the hypocrisy in her words and facial expression. "actually, Beatrice was oblivious to my situation, because she was already asleep when it happened." I explained "But wait, How did you know Beatrice?" I questioned suddenly. "like seriously? Everybody knows Beatrice" She replied laughing. "hmmmm...ok. That's what really happened, and thats also the reason why I couldn't call you at that time. Am sorry." I pleaded. "Oh no, you really don't have to. You know, I even went to ask Beatrice on that night if I could speak to you, but she strictly said you are off limits, that was why I had to resort to using the waitress to pass my message to you." She said conclusively. 'hmmm. Message well receive.' I thought "now that am finally here, what's next?" I asked. She adjusted a bit and spoke. "after that fvck we had, am already convinced about you and I want you to be my regular and steady fvcker. In simpler terms, You service me well and I pay you well. Fair deal. Isn't it?" she asked. "hmmm! That sounds better, but the service is not what am worried about, but the payment...what do you propose?" "you make it sound as if you are not going to enjoy it as well, but you don't have to worry about money, my dead husband left me enough life insurance and assets. But for the sake of transparency, let me start by giving you this..." she reached for her bag and brought out her phone and began to type. "tell me your bank details." I gave her my account details and after 3mins I got an alert on my phone. I brought it out from my pockets and checked the message. She just sent me a whooping sum of one hundred and fifty thousand naira. Life can't get any better than this. Can it? "thats 150k, lets start with that and I assure you, the payment will only get better once the service also gets better." She said conclusively. I smiled and returned the phone to my pocket. She walked up to me and drag me to the bed. "your service starts now sugarboy..you have to fvck my brains out...now!" she ordered and I complied with a renewed vigor now that money is involved. **** We left the hotel at 6.30pm, and she dropped me off at lafenwa, with the promise of calling me later to inform me of our future schedules. I decided to take a bike to Gtbank at FUNAAB to withdraw 50k from the ATM. While waiting for a bike beside the road, I dialed Jide's number. He picked at the first ring. "Before you say anything, just know that, am sorry for not picking your calls and right now...am..." he didn't let me finish before he cuts in. "Beatrice had told me everything!. You really fvckd up Darous, how can you spoil our business like that? You fall my hand seriously." He sounded very upset. "I know say I fvck up, buh you no even hear my side of the story, how can you judge me with what a stranger said to you?" I queried. "mumu, that stranger can buy you and your shango without working up a single sweat and which kind side of story you wan tell me? Will it end up with my money?...You don fvck up gan. You know how much we suppose collect from her? Eh? You really fvck up big time!." He retorted angrily. "what if I just send you your own share, right now, what will you say? Eh?" I questioned. "na me go happy pass for nija, but as you don fvck up, na you mumu pas. Idiot boy. I dey vex for you gan" he said. "ok. If thats the case, expect your share in the next one hour." With that I ended the call. I waved down a bike and headed to FUNAAB to withdraw the cash. Shango be praise! TBC

Shango really help you

see igara chicken

25. COUNTLESS. It was already past seven o'clock when I got to Funaab. I asked the bikeman to wait for me while I went to withdraw the money. There were few people at the ATM and I quickly joined the que. While waiting for my turn, I dialed Chioma's number. "Hi pretty!" I said after she picked the call. "Hi hansom, how you doing?" she asked "pardon me to say, right now, am short of words to describe how am feeling. I feel, happy, I feel excited." I told her about my meeting with Adedoyin. She was really happy and adviced me to play my game wisely. I ended the call after she promised to come to my place at ten. I noticed a guy staring at me after the call. I just ignored him, thinking he was just another gay boy from Sodom looking for his Gomorrah gay. Little did he know that my yansh is already protected by the gawd of thunder. It got to my turn and I withdraw 70k, I transferred 50k to Jide and I still had up to 30k in my account The gay boy was making a call by the time I was through with the machine. I headed home. ***** I got home at something past nine. Some of the tenants are back. The house is getting full again. I already bought cooked yam and egg from the hausa market. I still had six bottles of goldbergs in my mini freezer and I sat down to eat my food. My phone rang, I reached for it and behold, it was Beatrice. I quickly slide the receive botton with all my strenght and placed the phone on my ear. "Hello..thank gawd you called." I said delightfully. "please who is this?"came the reply from her. I was confused at first wondering why she asked me that. Is she playing a game or what? Then I remember divatolaz, my ex-gf, she always apply the same trick whenever we had a misunderstanding. "please Beatrice, let me explain, am deeply sorry..I didn't mean to hurt you. I swear to gawd, it wasn't my fault. You just have to give me the chance to explain my side of the story, if not for anything, just remember the kind of synergy that was starting to develop between us. Believe me Beatrice, seeing can be deceiving at times. You should know I love you..." I paused a bit, to hear her response. But I didn't hear anything. "Hello? Are you there? Hello?" I brought the phone to my face to see if the call was still on but thunder fire devil, the phone don off. Battery empty. There was no light. I reached for my power bank and plugged the phone. It came on after 3mins and I redial her number. She picked at the fouth ring and cursed me fervently before she terminated the call. I was totally downcast and confused at the same time. I thought she was playing my ex-gf trick on me before, but this one pass divatolaz own. I ate my food silently and topped it up with one bottle of chilled goldberg. 'I can not come and go and kill myself because of pusee na. I gats to enjoy my life to the fullest. I still have enough pusee that can serve the whole population of guys in Nigeria at my disposal na. Shango guys are rugged guys. We don't die we multiply! Fvck pvsee!' Those were the thoughts that kept crawling into my mind as I drank the goldberg. My phone rang again and I hurriedly picked it up, hoping it was Beatrice. I let out an agonizing hiss when I saw that it was another pusee calling. "Hello Chioma." "Darous am on my way, am at Mama Kars right now. Where should I tell the bike man to drop me?" she asked panting like someone in a marathon race. "Tell him to drive you straight to hell, thats where you belong for separating me and Beatrice. You this..." I wanted to scream that to her but I quickly remember that we've settled our scores already. I returned to my calm manners. "tell him to drop you at Fajol hotels. My place isn't far from there, call me when you get there and I will meet you there." "ok. I will be there shortly." She ended the call. **** "Welcome to my humble temple. This is where I place my head at every blessed night." I ushered her in. "Wow! You have a nice bachelor room. Very nice." She complemented the room after surveying it for some minutes. "thanks dear. Have your sit and let me get you something to drink. What will you take?" I asked her after she has sat on the bed. "what type of drinks do you have?" "I have can malt and goldberg." I answered. "Goldberg is fine. I will take it." "Are you sure? Hope you are not doing that just to impress me? You will regret it oo..." I stated with a joking look. "Do I look like an impresser? It seems you've forgotten where I work..com'on get me the damn drink." She ordered playfully. "right away." We drank the remaining goldberg in the freezer. We showered together and laid back on the bed nak3d. She started making sexy advances to me but I had to turn her down politely, telling her we will have time for sex before she left the following day. Reason was because the service with Adedoyin have worn me out. We slept off mins later. Then at past twelve midnight, SOMETHING HAPPENED. TBC

what happened

The supposed gay guy landed with his goons and robbed you of your hard earned 70k.... But guy, why you go withdraw 70k keep for house? No be say you get anything you wan pay for!!!!!!

Another son of sango visit you

@kingbest you actually close to the correct answer but can anyone rob the son of Sango and go Scot free

26. COUNTLESS. "eh..Darous...Darous wake up." I heard Chioma's voice calling me from my slumber mind in what seems like a whisper. "Please Chy...I already told you to wait till tomorrow...am tired to have any thing..." She cuts in. "I think something is going on outside." She whispered quietly. I sprang up immediately. I walked towards the door and placed my ear on it. I could hear some unrecognised voice speaking outside. I opened the door quietly and peeped outside. I saw four guys with two of them puting on hallogen headlights while the remaining two were holding a pistol each. They have already assembled the other tenants outside their corridor. I recognised one of the guys. I tried to remember where I saw him. Then I remembered, he was the same guy at the ATM. I immediately become more alarmed. I have a hunch that they must have come for me or traced me to my house. I closed the door noiselessly and locked it. I told Chioma to remain very quiet. She nodded her head and sat down on the bed with a very frightened look on her face. I approached the door again after thirty seconds and placed my ear back on it. I could hear them asking one of the tenants about my room. The guy told them 'over there' probably pointing towards my rooms direction. I hurriedly moved back inside and dragged Chioma up to her feet. Barely seconds later, we heard a loud knock on the door and a loud voice speaks after. "Open this door now or you will be sorry when we force it down." I remained standing and unyielding. I was scared to the bone and Chioma was already trembling. They banged the door again but very hard. "Open this door now! or we break it with force..Now!" He roared. Chioma leaned over to me and wrapped her trembling arms around my waist. "what are we going to do now? they will break that door." she said with a shaking voice. I was really lost on what to do. Then after their third threat, the gawd of thunder mentally gave me an idea. I dragged Chioma to the kitchen and hide her behind the cabinet. Then I approached my freezer and brought out five empty bottles of goldberg. I went inside the toilet and filled each bottle full with water. I heard the sound of the door handle break and I got ready for action. I waited for them to enter the room before I swung fully into action. I faced the tiled toilet wall and picked one of the bottles filled with water. I aimed it at the wall and threw it with full force against it. It produced a very loud ear deafening sound replica to the sound of a gun shot. I repeated the same process rapidly with three more bottles and waited to hear from the room while holding the last bottle in my hand. I could hear some scuffle outside, like five people trying to hurry out of a very small door. They were shouting 'HE has a gun! That sonofabitch has got a gun!' As they ran out very fast. I ran outside and encourage the tenants to run after them. Five guys plus me went after them and luckily for us we caught one of them. The others got away. We dragged him back to our house. After beating Kuje prison out of him. Someone called the Police Response Squad and they arrived ten minutes later. They told us to come to the station in the morning to give our statement. Chioma came over to me after they left and gave me a very tight hug. "you did a very brilliant thing back there Darous." She said and gave me another tight hug. The guys walked over to us and asked me where I got a gun. I smiled and made for my door steps and picked up the remaining bottle of water. I raised it up and said; "WHO NEEDS A fvcking gun, when have got A BOTTLE OF GOLDBERG?" The guys didn't get the subtle message I was passing to them and I had to take them to my toilet to show them the shattered shards of bottle on the floor before they got the logic. "WOW! guy am really impressed. You are a life saver." Said one of the guys. ***** PHCN brought the light after twenty five minutes of the incident. The other tenants went back to their rooms making sure they had atleast a bottle with them. Chioma helped me in cleaning of the toilet, and we showered again. We couldnt sleep atall. Chioma placed her head on my chest and began rubbing my thighs. Just to kill time, we started watching a philipino film titled : HER MOTHERS DAUGHTER season3. Its quite an intresting film. Infact, its arguably one of the best movies have ever watched on my plasma t.v. We watched it till PHCN took the light around five. I then switched on the lamp. Chioma climbed over my body and said, "Can we have that victory sex now?" she asked biting her lower lips. 'This life can't get any better than this, can it?' TBC

27. COUNTLESS. My konji was instantly as hard as it had ever been as her words hit my attentive nerves. I rolled her over and pushed her to lay flat on the bed. I slipped my hands up her inner thighs and spread her hips wide, opening her shaved pvssy to me and exposing her clitt. I slipped a finger into her hot pvssy feeling the heat emanating from her as I lick her clitt and the lips of her sweet pvssy. I took the little button gently between my teeth and applied just a little pressure as I ran my tongue around and randomly across it. "oh! Fvck Darous! You are killing me! Hunnn!" She cried out in pure ectasy. "A son of thunder doesn't kill... We give out pleasure!" I replied her accusative cries. I continue to finger her pvssy and slipped a second finger as she loosened up more. I slipped the two fingers and continue to play with her until I pushed her into a tense orrgasm. Chioma screamed out as she came harder and covered my face and chest with her juices. As she came down from her orgassm, Chioma sat up and pulled me up to kiss her. She explored my mouth with her tongue not caring that she was licking her own juices from my face. She stood and turned me around so my back was toward the bed. She knelt before me, my rock hard 8inches konji was pointed almost straight up as she wrapped her right hand around it and began to slide her fingers along it. she moved her mouth around my mushroom and started to suck just the head between her lips and slid the tip or her tongue into the sliit opening, sucking the pre-cum that was leaking out. Chioma started to take a little more into her mouth at a time using her tongue both to lubricate it and drive me to Yabaleft as she played with the sensitive edges of my dck. "Oh gawd! Chy, you are so fvcking good at this....I swear you are born purposely for this...." I cried out in low muffled tones. She ran her right hand down the shaft and cupped my balls, starting to massage them while she sucked on my hard konji. She slid her left hand up my leg and slowly pushed me back so that I was laying on the bed. She continued to take more and more into her mouth until she had me totally in her throat. It was the first time a woman had ever taken me that deep and I thought I was dreaming. No amount of words can be used to describe the feeling I was enjoying at that moment. Chioma slowly withdrew my dck from her throat and slid her mouth off my dck, letting her teeth gently and barely scrape along the surface just as I had done with her cliit, changing the possibility of pain into the highest of pleasure. I reach down and took Chioma’s hand pulling her up onto the bed with me as we both moved so we weren’t on the edge of the bed any longer. I looked down into her eyes as I positioned myself between her legs and slid the headquaters of my hard dck just into the lips of her dripping hot pvssy. Chioma reached out with both arms grabbing my hips and pulling me forward as my dck slowly slid into her tight wet, silky pvssy, making both of us groaned as our pleasure flowed between us making everything more intense and exciting. As my dck bottomed out into her cervix there was still another inch not inside of her since she was so tight. I slid out slowly until just the head of my dck was still inside and slid back in. I started pumping in and out increasing my pace as the pleasure built for both of us. Chioma was screaming, “Yes...Fvck me Darous ….Harder…faster. Oh my gawd YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!” as I continue to increase my pace and push against her cervix on every stroke. Seeing that she might call the attentions of the other tenants to us, I moved my head towards her ear and told her to keep her voice low. She just smiled and rolled me onto my back and started to fvck me silly. Chioma started off by rising and lowering herself onto my dck as she build the pleasure, and I could feel that we are getting near the edge. She lowered herself all the way so my dck was buried totally inside her aso rock. Chioma started to rock and twist her hips and continued fvcking me, riding me very hard. Just as the pleasure in me built to where it was almost unbearable, she forced herself down onto me until my dck's head pushed into her cervix and squeezed within the walls of her pvssy, pushing us both over our climax. She screamed, “ YESSS!!!!! Cum in me!!!!!!!.” in low tones as I pumped my seed deep into her womb. "Darous, you surely know how to provide an erotic victory sex." She whispered to me panting and I just pulled her in for a kiss. We relaxed on the bed and few minutes later, we both took a thorough bath. She was ready to leave and I escorted her to the junction where we bid our 'See you laters.' The tenant guys were already waiting for me when I got back, and we set out for the Police Station. TBC

Now what happened again?

Wow that was superb

bahdest boi

Respect!!!!!!!!

Darous, easy ooooooooo

28 COUNTLESS The distance between our house and the station is approximately the same distance that separates the first and last letters of 'V'AGIN'A' and that makes it a trekkable distance. We were on the 'G' letter to the police station when my phone rang. I reached for it in my pockets and saw it was Adedoyin. I proceeded with the guys as I picked it. After the pleasantries, She told me she will be travelling out of the country for a 3weeks seminar in 2days time. She requested that we meet before she depart. "Darous I can't wait to see you and the other you tomorrow." She said with emphasis on the latter of the 'you's and ended the call. I tucked the phone into my pocket and continue with the guys. We were on the 'N' of the VAGIN'A letters when we saw the same police response squad that came at midnight to took one of the robbers away zoomed past us. "Guys, you see that police car? Na our house direction dem dey go o." Kira said, pointing towards the route the Police car went. "they fit get another emergency na, you no know our area?" Said Jyboh, a Funaabite and the tallest guy among us. "abeg lets go na! me get lecture by one o." said Spartacus, another Funaabite. "oya guys lets..." I was interrupted by the ringing of my phone. I took it out and it was Joke calling. Then I remember my promise to see her today. "Hello. Good morning." "Morning Darous, hows your night?" She asked. "My night? I don't know." I replied jovially. "what! How?" "I don't know, cos I was sleeping." I said jokingly. "you are not..se..rious." she said amid chuckles. "I just want to confirm if you are still coming. Its 9:30 already." "that...errm..you know what? I can't make it by..." She cuts in. "why? Am really expecting you." She sounded disappointed. "don't worry, I will still come but probably around 1 or 1:30..I will surely come." I replied with optimism. "ok. I will be waiting for you. Please do come." she said and ended the call. I returned the phone, and quickly meet up with the guys as we approach 'A' the last letter of the distance to the station. **** "how can I help you guys?" The sergeant at the counter questioned us as we walk in. "we are the ones that called the P.R.S at midnight to report a robbery incidence at our house. We were asked to come here for our statements this morning by the squad that came to apprehend one of the robbers that we singlehandedly caught." Habeeb clarified. After earing that, the sergeant suddenly beckoned to three of his colleagues manning the entrance to come and arrest us. "guys, you are all under arrest. You have the right to keep quiet or we go beat bastard commot for your body if you try to talk nonsense." Another sergeant retorted as he pushed us forward towards the cell entrance. Alcohol was strongly puffing out of his nostrils and mouth as he delieverd his unlawful speech. We were led into a cell and our phones and belts were siezed. Looks of confusion was plastered on our respective faces, with thoughts of 'whats going on' running through our minds. We sat down facing each other and started deliberating on what might have happened. Thirty minutes later, the cell was opened and we were led towards the D.P.O's office. We entered and were met with angry stares from two elderly couples and the D.P.O sitting comfortably on a chair behind the desk opposing them. Suddenly the woman rose up and aimed her index finger at us. "which of you bastards wants to kill my only son? Eh? Which of you? I swear to Gawd...if anything should happen to my child....Gawd help me, I will turn your lives into a diluted miserable ones." She spat at us with anger and contempt written in her voice. Her husband dragged her gently to her seat. We were unable to utter a single word. We were just looking at her in awe of whats going on?. "madam calm down. Lets handle things with care please. Thank Gawd they were found and arrested, I assure you nothing will happen to your child. But Just give us the chance to do our jobs. Please." The D.P.O said facing the woman. He then turned to us. "Now, which of you guys inflicted the injuries we found on the body of the boy you handed over to my boys?" He asked us with a voice of authority and confidence. Seeing the confused looks on our face, he spoke on. "let me warn you for your parents sake, I suggest you speak the truth....Now answer me!" He declared with a stern face. We all denied the accusation, for more than twenty minutes. "You are proving to be stubborn right? Ok. The boy said he can identify the person that beat him among you." He turned to the sergeant that led us in. "sergeant, take their pictures and send it to the hospital. Let the innocent boy identify the culprit among them." Then he turned to us. "I pray gawd help whoever and I repeat, who ever he identifies among you. That person will regret the day he was born." He said conclusively with a threatning voice. Then thirty minutes later. The sergeant walked back in. TBC

Naija police and corruption

29. COUNTLESS. While still waiting for the outcome of the sent picture, me and the other guys started communicating through mouthing signals. We told ourselves not to betray our initial stand of not confessing. The sergeant walked in and handed over a phone to the D.P.O. He collected it and stared at its screen for a while then he looked up. "The boy you beat to coma is a student of Funaab. He was coming from where he went to charge his laptop at the time of the incident. He said he started running when he saw five or six guys running after him thinking they were kidnappers that wants to kidnap him to get money from his parents. He explained to us how one of you decided not to stop beating him even when the others were urging him to stop." He moved to the father of the boy and whispered some words to him. Then he looked up again. "hey you." He beckoned to me and continued. "do you remember what I said before this picture was sent?" He asked. "I erm...you..said...only gawd can..save who ever he identifies." I stammered in trembling voice. "good thing that you remember. Now see who he picked....look here." He pointed the android screen at me and my face was clearly shown on it with a sign boldly on my forehead. I started trembling nervously. Its true that we beat him. But how can he identify only me out of six people. Is it because I was the one that caught him? I remember running faster than the rest, but still I'm not sure he even saw my face when I gave him that slidding tackle that sent him sprawling on the floor before the other guys arrived and started beating him. I remember the initial plan that we made through signal of not confessing to beating him under no matter what. "whose face is it boy? Answer me!" His command tone brought me out of my unconcluded thoughts. "Its my face sir, but..I didn't..." He cuts in. "you didn't what? Are you crazy? Even with this? Sergeant!".. He roared and a heavy slap landed on my neck and its effect rendered me groaning on the floor. It was so excruciatingly painful that I started to wail and plead as the sergeant kicked my knees and legs with his heavy boot. The D.P.O ordered him to stop and drag me up. He approached me and asked again. "who beat him!?" He voiced angrily. "ple...ase...I didn't.. You can ask my friends...they can bear me wit...ness sir.." I stuttered. Hoping my friends will come to my aid because of our plan. He turned to Habeeb and the latter was already shaking. "he said you are ready to bear his witness, that you can stake your life on it that he didn't beat the boy." He asked Habeeb with a high level of intimidation. I eyed Habeeb and gave him a 'PLEASE I BEG' look. "I...I..didn't know anything about it sir...he was the only one I saw with the robb...the boy when I came out of my room." 'Am I dreaming? How can Habeeb say...' "and what was he doing with the boy when you saw him." The D.P.O asked again. "He..was beating him, but me and my friends told him to stop, he didn't listen, that was when I told Jyboh to call the police before he kills the boy." Habeeb replied conivingly or betrayingly, or whatever adjective you can find to qualify that statement. I looked at Habeeb and I saw this 'I NO FIT GO PRISON' look on his betrayal face. The D.P.O smiled and asked the other guys to confirm what Habeeb have said and they attested to it. Even as big as the Bible is, it contained just only one Judas from Genesis to Revelation but here I am in this D.P.O's office with Five black Judas hanging on my neck and the D.P.O serving as king Herod. 'Shango where is your nuclear thunder?' No amount of words can be used to describe how I was feeling at that moment. He ordered the sergeant to release Habeeb and co's. The D.P.O was beaming with a look of accomplishment. The D.P.O led the boys parent outside and came back some minutes later. He sat on the chair and told the returning sergeant to bring me closer to him. "I know how you feel boy, but that is life, we do things at times, thinking it is the best thing to do, but only other people can show us the errors of our ways." He stopped obviously wanting to know my reaction but I gave him a 'SPARE ME THE HYPROCRITIC LECTURE' look and he continued. "now, I will give you two options to help you out. Since police is your friend. Are you listening?" He asked with a deep baritone voice. I nodded and he proceeded. "you can call anybody that will come and pay your fine and bail of three hundred thousand naira or spend the next 3 years of your life inside that detention cell you just visited. Choice is yours boy." He said conclusively. Which kind country is this? I should pay 3 hundred K for what? For catching a thief and handing him to the police? This is one of the reasons why we need to vote Shango as our president in the next election. I agreed to the option of fine and my phone was given to me to call whoever I want to call. But that situation begs for this question: Who do I call? TBC

30. COUNTLESS. I can't call my mum, she might faint instantly if I tell her about my situation. My mum has been struggling to make both ends meet for a long time now. My younger brothers are still in school. She still have them to cater for. Am an NCE holder. I plan to further my education to the highest level but life dealt us its most fatal blow by using death to took away my dad. I had to move away from home to find means to become sucessful in life. I travelled away from Oyo state to Ogun state,and that was when I re-met Jide and he took me in. One of his friends introduced me to the G-business, where I earned enough to become independent on my own. I always made sure I assure my mum whenever I call or she called me that am doing fine. How can I now call and tell her that am doing the opposite of fine? Jide is out of option. He might be strict with money but am sure he will help if he had the money. I don't think he can afford such help at that time. I called Adedoyin and informed her that I needed her help. I told her where I was and she told me to expect her in the next thirty minutes. I was taken back to the detention cell until the arrival of Adedoyin. Thirty minutes later she arrived and was allowed to come and see me in the cell. After seeing the sorry state that I was, She felt nothing but pity for me. My knee still hurts which made it difficult for me to stand upright. I was only able to lean on the cell bars to speak with her. She left to see the D.P.O and after few minutes later, I was released into her custody as she claimed herself to be my dads younger sister. Adedoyin didn't utter a single word to me throughout the drive out of the station. It was evident in her eyes that she was very sad. She drove me straight to the Sacred heart hospital where I was given some pain relieving injections and drugs. ***** It was getting dark by the time we left the hospital premises and headed towards the car park where she had previously parked the SL Benz. "thank you very much for your kindness Adedoyin. I really appreciate it. It means a lot to me". I told her the moment we got inside the car. "please, don't mention it dear, its nothing to me.....but one thing still baffles me, how can you beat an innocent boy to a pulp at the middle of the night? Are you a cultist or a gang something?" she asked with a questioning look. "Is that what the D.P.O told you?" "of course, he said you would have killed the boy if the police had not arrived on time...is that how you are? Aggressive or what?" "well, am not suprised he said that, the thing is, that man is a liar and a fraud. He's not fit to be a security officer talkless of being a police man". I lamented. I narrated everything that happened to her, making sure I leave out the Chioma part She was very upset and wanted to head for the police headquaters at Eleweran to go and report the D.P.O, but I convinced her to let it go. "am just very grateful you came to my rescue dear. I will forever remain indebted to you Adedoyin." I moved closer to her and gave her a peck. "as if you wont do more than that for me if I were in your shoes...stop kidding and fasten your seat belt. Am taking you to my place until this issue had died down". She said as she ignite the engine. "What? Your place? No...o..o...Please am not ready to face your children please or relative..not now.....just.." I said pleadingly. "ssshhhhh..who says you are meeting anybody.? My children are in the boarding, its only my cousin that is with me, so please chill." She said as she set the car on the road and drove off. "can we stop at my house, I need to get somethings..i dont know for how long I will be staying at your house." I said after some distance away from the hospital. "ok..ok..and please make it fast..its getting dark and you never can tell, those guys might come back for revenge". "ok dear. I wont." **** "you can pull over there, thats my house". I said pointing to a parking lane at the side of the road just infront of my house. She parked and we both alighted and entered my room. I picked some clothes, and my laptop and some things I will be needing withing the short period I will be spending at her house. The Judases are not around and Jide was not yet back. We left the house around 8:25 and she drove off to Leme area. ***** We arrived at a big duplex and the gateman opened the gate. She drove inside the large compound and unlocked the car doors as we alighted. "welcome to my home Darous" she said smiling at me as we entered the main sitting room. I really admired the beauty of the house She headed upstairs and I sat down on a cushion. She came down few seconds later with a lady. "Darous, meet my cousin, Lovelyn, Lovelyn meet Darous my...my..hmmm..my Boy". She introduce with a smarmy smile. What did she just say? Is this the same Lovelyn I forked after leaving the viewing centre in a pandemoniumnistic hurry? Please, am I dreaming? T.B.C.

Wow so you meet again? That means you will fukk through out her travel

Welcome to the garden of fork

hmm. .

31. COUNTLESS I was puzzled, and dumbstruck at the same time. I was just staring at the figure of Lovelyn without knowing what to do. Should I do as if I've known her before or just play the innocent card. I concluded that the latter will be the best thing to do, at the same time hoping she won't opt for the former "why are you guys staring at eachother like...you've seen ghost? you know eachother?" Adedoyin said after some minutes of the awkard silence. "No..not atall... Just..that.." I stammered "nice meeting you Darous.." Lovelyn said smiling as she extended her hand forward for a handshake. I took that as a cue to escape this unprecedented situation. "same here..the pleasure is mine". I reciprocated the gesture with a placid smile. "now that the intro aspect is over, Lovelyn take Darous upstairs and let him choose a room of his choice for the time being." "wait..why don't you just let me stay in the guest room down here? Since I won't be staying for long". I explained convincingly "hmmmm...ok...but I don't ever want you feeling like a guest in this house..ok? Make sure you don't behave like a stranger, infact i want you to act like a real boss around here...ok?" Adedoyin said teasingly "alright. Have heard o..boss it is.." i said smiling. "I want to retire upstairs. Dinner will be served when we are all ready....feel at home Darous...see you later." she hugged me and, went upstairs. Lovelyn led me to the guest room, I dropped my bag on the big bed. I surveyed the room, it was of moderate size, with a plasma t.v on a wall adjacent to the entrance Lovelyn made for the door but I quickly held her hand and pulled her back. "we need to talk." "i know, but not now. trust me.."she said, barely audible. "when are we going to? You owe me an explanation you know? You're suppose to be in oshogbo, but i just met you here" I said accusingly "and you are also not mean't to be here, and i saw you here, its a tit for tat thing. You owe me, i owe you, lets just wait a bit longer till madam is asleep. I will come here at midnight." she replied "midnight? Hmmm...no problemo.....but wait..did you just call her Madam? Why's that, isn't she your aunt?" i questioned "its a story for another time..i really have to go. Ok..see you at dinner". She left immediately and I was left somehow confused. I unzipped my bag and arrange all the stuffs tidily in the room. I checked my phone, it was off. I switched it on and message notifications started flooding into the screen. Most are from Joke, and they carried similar content. She was worried that I didn't show up again. I sent her a detailed whatsapp message telling her about all that happened and how I was bailed by my dad's sister. I promised to see her soon. I waited for her reply for some minutes and when I didn't see any, I logged out. I called Chioma, i explained everything to her. I also told her that I now owe my life to Adedoyin. She advised me to play safe. We ended the call after I promised to pay her a visit when am back at home. Promptly at ten pm, Lovelyn came to inform me that dinner is ready. I followed her to the dinning table and Adedoyin was already there, probably waiting for us Lovelyn served us each with the semo and ugwu soup. I ate it like an hungry man. I hadn't eaten anything atall throughout the day. I really suffered that day, in the hands of those dubious police men. After the dinner, Lovelyn excused herself and left me and Adedoyin at the dinning table. Adedoyin asked me to tell her about myself in details. I narrated every single detail about my life, my parents and some of my hustles. She was really sorry for me. "I really want to help you Darous, because am already having some kind of feelings for you, and I want to make sure I help you get to the top. Thats where you surely belong dear. But, am just scared, am scared...really scared" she said mushly. "scared? Of what?". I asked with curiousity "of helping people Darous, they always pay me with evil......let me tell you, i've helped alot of people in the past, but they always end up betraying me and I've promised myself that am never going to help people again but when I saw you at the Hotel on that night,..... there..there seems to be some kind of attribute to your appearance that makes me instantly forget about my cynical beliefs."she said, sounding awful. "um..um..well, what can I say, I can't force you to help me, but I promise never to betray you."I said optimistically. She was silent for some few minutes and then spoke up. "are you sure about that? That you will never betray my trust in you? Because I can take anything from anyone, but, betrayal? from someone I love? I can't take it Darous..!". She lamented " whatever you want to do for me Doyin, just know that, i won't renege or compromise your trust in me. I promise." "hmmmm...then it means you won't find it difficult to take an oath with me?" she asked with a raised eyebrow. OATH? T.B.C

32. COUNTLESS I was astounded for what seems like eternity, I was dumbstruck again for the second time. Then, Shango commune to me and gave me an idea. "um..um..Doyin, its not as if I can't have an oath with you, gawd, i really want to, but it...its just that I have a phobia for taking oath. But I can't betray you, just trust me pls". She gave me a nominal smile and rose up. She approached my seat and whisper softly to my ears "I don't need an oath to give you my trust. I'm just teasing you". My face lit up with a demurely grin "really? Hmmm...I promise never to betray you dear." I stood up and gave her a kiss on her forehead. She pulled closer and stared at my eyes "lets seal that promise with a nice sex..dear, i want you now!". I smiled and we headed towards the guest room We began to kiss the moment we entered after closing the door. I put my arms around her body and stroked her from a*s to shoulders while we necked. I pulled her tight against me and felt her heat radiating through her clothing. My dck was trying to rip though the fabric of my pants in its desire to fvck this woman. She dropped an arm from my neck and reached for the bulge of my weapon. She moved her lips to my ear and squeezed my dck at the same time. I pushed her back from me and reached for the hook on her skirt and twisted it open with two fingers then let it fall down her long legs Doyin’s hands went to my belt and in seconds my pants and trouser were on the floor, I pulled my shirt over my head and tossed it somewhere. She opened her blouse and let it slide off her body, she stepped out of her skirt and panties and came right back into my arms again. I did not even get a chance to look at her nak3dness before we bonded as if joined by super glue We kissed again with even more passion and I felt her move her feet apart. She reached for my dck and pulled it down between her legs and began to rub it on the crevice of her sex. She lifted one leg to give herself more room to guide me. She moved the arm between us and I put my hands under her butt cheeks and lifted her off the floor; she put her legs around my waist My konji found her veegee hole and drove inside her soft road with no V.I.O to check for my driving licence. Her road was as hot as the roads in asphalt racing I penetrated her as far as I could and let her full weight settle on my hips. She didn’t move. Her arms were locked around my neck. She laid her head on my shoulder and sat still, her breath felt like a desert wind, she started to gyrate her hips, moving her pvssy on my konji. She started slow and I reacted to her by thrusting against her. In moments, her movements became more urgent. I moved to the bed with her impaled on my konji and laid her down. She loosened her lock on my neck and waist and spread herself across the bed and I started to fork her. I was pumping her hole while she thrust against me in a rhythm. I didn’t feel the rapture coming; all of a sudden she slammed her eyes shut, threw her arms and legs around me again and began to vibrate. All rhythm was gone; she thrashed against me as the orrgasm rampaged through her, I could only hang on to the tempest hooked on my dck. Gradually she came back from her heavenly trip and she relaxed back onto the bed and lay still. I was still rock hard inside her so I stroked her a few more times to see how she would react. She reached up with her hands and pulled my face to her and kissed me again. She pushed me to my side then rolled me onto my back, rolling with me to keep my 8 inches in her then rested her head on my chest I looked at the clock; it said 11:14.We began to fvck again, this time with less urgency but still with strong carnal hunger. I reached up and touched her brests, I started to massage them with both hands teasing the nippples. She closed her eyes, stretched her head back and leaned into me a little. As I played with her tiits, her hips started moving a little faster so I started rocking on my a*s to penetrate deeper and harder. In a few moments there was no more gentle fvcking as we both climbed toward the Mt Everest of our need Doyin lifted off me slightly so I had more room to stroke her. I put my hands on her hips and lifted her higher each time I drove up into her then pulled her down on me again. As I fvcked this sexy woman, I could feel my balls growing hard and I knew I couldn’t last much longer. I whispered a warning to her so she grabbed my shoulders and started whipping her veegee back and forth on my konji. I lost all control, my fluids shot out of me and deep into her aso rock as my 8 inches weapon throbbed and pulsed with the orrgasm. I pulled her down to me and kissed her hard as I pumped her full. She returned the kiss with fire and stayed with me until my body finally relaxed on the bed We slept off few minutes later in each other's arm. Later, there was a knock on the door with a voice that follows. "Darous am here, open the door". Lovelyn said.

Gbege Call on Shango to help you

33. COUNTLESS I opened my eyes the moment the second knock landed on the door. Doyin was still snoring her life away after the shangoic sex in my arms. "Darous...madam may wake up if you don't open the door" she spoke again, barely audible. 'Only if you know that Doyin can wake up anytime now if you don't keep quiet' I thought I had to think very fast. If I try to disengage Doyin from my arms, that means am running the risk of waking her up. I have to act fast. I looked around, and saw my phone within arms reach. With my right hand, i stretched a bit and picked it up. I scrolled to the music menu and searched for SPEECHLESS by MJ. "Darous, open up please! Madam may wake up o!". I can hear the sound of my heartbeat, it was rising and beating very fast at the same rate that chelsea fans heart was also beating at the 90+ min against crystal palace I withdraw my left hand that Adedoyin's body was resting on slowly. My phone was in my right hand with the music menu still on display. I proceeded to disengage myself from her slowly making sure my eyes remain in contact with her closed eyes. I was almost through with just only my wrist under her body when she opened her eyes. "shìit!" I cursed silently. Then out of my present predicament, I don't know how my thumb pressed the 'PLAY' icon on the phone and Michael Jackson's 'SPEECHLESS' boomed out of the speaker simultaneously when another knock from Lovelyn landed on the door "whats that noise? Darous? Why aren't you sleeping?" Adedoyin asked, raising her head up from the pilow and my hand gained its freedom. "um...um..." I stuttered. "I was just thinking about you dear, thats why am dedicating this song to this moment of You and I." I placed the phone closer to her on the bed as the song went on. Her eyes was like that of a Lady that just received a marriage proposal from her boyfriend I heard a loud noise from outside the door, as if someone just colided with a stool. "whats tha...? I quickly placed a deep kiss on her lips, trying to get her mind away from the collision outside She opened her mouth, giving me unlimited megabite to browse the inside of her mouth. She rolled on top of me and started stradling her crotch on my now erecting Konji. "Darous, am so lucky to have you in my life. I want you to fvck my dripping wet pvssy now." She doesn't have to say it twice as I began to give her brests and mouth a romantic care. We fvcked 3310 out of each other that night before we slept. ***** The next day being a thursday, I woke up around ten am. Adedoyin was already out of bed. I got out of the room and headed upstairs, with the intention of checking on Adedoyin, but I was met with her absence. I called her number and she told me she will be back very soon. I saw that as an ample opportunity to speak with Lovelyn. After searching the whole house for her without finding her, I finally found her in the compound spreading some clothes on the drying rope. "Hi morning" I greeted her with a demure smile "Hi you too". She replied coldly. "what happened at midni...." I was saying before she cuts in "as far as I know, nothing happened. You don't owe me any fvcking explanation Darous. Its your life...i clearly have no right to prive in it."She explained I smiled and squeeze her shoulder. "you are angry, Lovelyn, am sorry for not being able to come out and meet you". "ofcos, you were busy fvcking the hell out of my sister...you know, I really don't know whats wrong with you, what exactly did you see in her that I can't give you? You fvcked me, and now my sister? What happens when you meet my mother or another female member of my family? I think I just have to stay away from you. " she hissed and made for the entrance of the house. I followed suit. I caught up with her when she was about to enter the kitchen. I held her waist from behind and turn her around "Lovelyn, I understand how you felt, but what I fail to understand is why you are feeling that way? Heh?" I said with a confused tone "how can you understand? When you are not in my shoes?All you care about is getting a wet hole to insert your dck, isn't it?...please don't let me say what I will later regret. Just leave me." She said rhetorically and tried to disengage herself from my hold. I held her still as I stare into her complicated eyes To say I was confused will be an understatement purnishable with thunder by Shango, I was totally Lost... Because we barely knew each other and she was starting to behave as if Shango just blessed our union "Lovelyn wait, I don't undestand you. Can you be more specific please? Am confused dear" I said as I moved her closer to my arms She sniffed and began."I came to this state because my parents can't afford to sponsor my education anymore, they can't even afford to feed me and my siblings on a three square..........." "What the hell is going on here?" I turned around and was met with the figure of Adedoyin standing near the dinning table. T.B.C

Hmmm I pity you

gobe....

critical!

oya bail yourself out

lets see what happens next

fire on

34. COUNTLESS "Can someone tell me why I came inside and found you two in eachother's arms? Whats going on! Darous!" She lashed out ferociously I was totally distraught. But i need to start acting very courageous in times of looming trouble like this. I wasn't called DarouSMART for being a sissy "wait, Doyin, what are you insinuating? You want to tell me I can't talk to a friend?" I said angrily, trying to be elusive "not that...i know what i saw..am not blind Darous, and when did she became a friend to you?" she fired back "the moment you introduce me to her, that was when she became a friend ...please stop crying wolf where there is none...i hate all this provocative accusations". I stopped talking and told Lovelyn to excuse us. I dragged Doyin to the sitting room "Doyin" I called her softly. I placed my palms on her her laps, as i began to rub it gently. I could hear a gentle sob coming from her. She sniffed a bit and stared at me in the eyes."Darous, I love you... I swear to gawd, maybe that was why i was very jealous of seeing you with another woman!" I placed my hands on both sides of her cheeks "Doyin, you are just being paranoid...i can't betray you for anything in this world...i give you my word.. "I said hypocritically "does that mean, you are going to leave me later?" she queried "ofcourse Doyin, but that later is not now" "maybe after you've used me and dumped me...right?" she questioned again "no...no...but you have to understand that, I still need to live my life. I will have to get married someday and have a family of my own!" I explained softly "I know that.. But its hard to let go of you...please can you promise me one thing ?" "sure...anything for you" I replied "um...um...can you...try and stay away from other women? Atleast until you have your own wife". She said with a raised eyebrow 'Untop wetin? That can't be possible.. Even if i want to, am sure my 8 inches will never agree. I have a lot to lose here, starting with Chioma?Lovelyn? And who knows Beatrice might come back later..No.. I can't promise this...Its too unreasonable!? Maybe I should trick her. She wont know right? Its not as if she will have a bomb rigged to my konji to go off whenever i fvck another pvssy?' "you are not saying anything Darous...can't you do that for me?" she asked with an anxious tone "its..." i cleared my throat."its kind of hard to do, but I will try my best dear...anything for you". I declared elusively She jumped on me and gave me a resounding kiss. "thank you dear.. I love you so much". I just hmmnnmmed, as she continue to lock tongues with me. "this calls for celebration dear....lets drink to it." she rose up and approached the freezer behind the dinning chair, and brought out a Hennessy. She hurriedly went up the stairs and came back after ten minutes with two drinking glasses. She handed me the one in her left hand. I opened the Hennessy and pour us both a semi-filled cups "to our new found bond!". We chorused that phrase and drank the glasses to emptiness Immediately I bottomed my drink, i felt an unusual surge of feeling run through my body. It clearly wasn't an alcoholic effect. This is something beyond that. Its somehow inexplicable.' I looked at her and caught a diabolic grin on her face before i fell into oblivion. ***** I opened my eyes slowly to the wall bracket lights illumnating the room. I was on the bed inside the guest room I sat upright and placed my head on the wall 'what happened? Did i faint after drinking just a glass cup of hennessy? Or Maybe my body is too used to all the cheap drinks i always drink and now its rejecting the costly ones The door opened and Doyin walked in. She was fully claded in a corporate dress "thank gawd you are finally awake." she said clasping her hands together in mid air with expression of joy on her beautiful face "what do you mean? You make it sound as if i've been asleep for too long". I questioned rhetorically "you have been asleep for almost two days dear..am beginning to get worried". She sighed. "hmmm...am ok now...but aren't you suppose to be in Italy today?" I queried "yes...i was waiting for you to wake up....my flight is scheduled for the next 2hrs.."she answered "i would really love to see you off but am kind of weak right now...safe journey dear, am gonna miss you" "same here, but you can't stay here while am gone, cos Lovelyn is not around, she will be staying with a friend of mine". She stared at me, probably checking my reactions. She got none and she continued "I will drop you at your place before i leave..so get dressed." she said and gave me a nominal smile *** Adedoyin dropped me off in front of my house. We baded each other goodbyes. I met the absence of the judases at home. I opened the door and a note dropped on my head. I picked it up and it reads: 'Hope you've got enough bottles to handle our next visit? Get ready for us.Bottle Boy.' TBC

Why did she drug you na? Is she planning on blackmailing you in the future?

Now that you are alone, ow are you going to handle those fools when they return?

Why did she drug you?

35. COUNTLESS The short message sunk into my shangoic brain instantly. I was frozen to the spot. I was fidgeting with trembling hands for more than 5mins I regained my composure, and sat down on the bed after locking the door and dropping my bag on the floor. I decided to call Jide, maybe that smoked brain can render some help. I reached for my phone inside my pockets. I unlocked it and saw a new SMS alert from Gtbank. Adedoyin have deposited 100k into my account. I smiled and dialed Jide's number. He picked at the second ring "hello, shango boy, thank..." he was saying before i cut in "alaye, trouble don dey o. As i dey now, i fit die anytime now." "chill ogbeni, die ke? wetin happen?"he asked in a deeply concerned tone and i narrated the whole saga to him. I can hear him heaved a deep sigh before he spoke up. "ah...shango boy, dis one serious o! Make i no lie you, you don enter am for real" "am aware of that Jide, but i no know wetin i wan do now na? Na why i call u be dat...i must not die o...hun..if i die, Nija go suffer o". "you no fit die jare, dey just wan scare you ni...cos i know that, if they mean business, them go don come meet you for house" "but I don't even know why everything turn out like dis! Jendo...help me na, i beg of you!" i said pleadingly. "hmmm...you know what will happen now? I go try call damibiz and damibobo. Am sure they will help you. I go call you back later, you hear?" "ok...no problem.. But Jendo, where should i stay for the meantime, am sure they will soon find me come here if i don't leave now". "u be born idiot...go stay for your papa shrine na, idiot...if na me, i swear, i go stay for that house and nothing go happen!" "says the glorified fool that ran away because of cultist battle...na u mumu pas" i retorted sarcastically "you no fit compare that one with this your own na! That one na gun battle! No be threat! Idiot" "i no even know why i call u gan self. My grandma would have provided a better solution assuming your papa no steal her phone" "you dey try talk say ur grandma get sense pas me be that? Eh? Na thunder go fire you!" "and you too idiot...abeg comot for here!"i terminated the call I can't say my interraction with Jide was fruitful or not. But I need to leave immediately. I reloaded my bag. I head for the door and headed outside after locking it. I still don't know where to go. The Adedoyin duplex is not an option right now. She already left with the keys I decided to call Chioma. "hey Darous, how you doi...." "save that for later please, i need your help..." "ok...what kind of help?" "can i stay at your place for a few days? Please, i need to move out of here now!" "oh...Darous, as much as i would have really love to have you here, i can't...am sorry Darous" She said "but why? Please, i promise not to have sex with you..if you want, you can even padlock my dck..if thats what you are scared of Chy" "com'on, dont be like that, you know i would never complain of you sexing me..." "then why?" i interrupted. "my mum just arrived yesterday. She use to pay me a 7days visit every month, and i haven't introduce you to her yet. Thats why... Please am sorry." "hmmmm...its alright....thanks anyway..." "please be safe for me please" "don't worry about me...i will be ok...bye". I ended the call I am totally stranded with no idea of where to go. I took a bike to Funaab and withdraw 30k to join the 64k remaining inside my wallet The bike dropped me at the junction of my area. I was still thinking of where to go when I saw 4 hefty guys having some jovialistic discussion I approached the guys and started chatting with them. I took them to a bar and bought two crates of Goldbergs for them. When they were through with the last crate, i told them everything about the threat and the robbers. I requested for their help and their leader assured me that, they will protect me and my konji. I gave them 30k for accepting to help me I left their midst after collecting their numbers and headed out to the street. A call entered my phone, i checked the caller I.D and it was Joke. I hurriedly picked it. After the pleasantries and accusations of not caring about her, i told her about my predicament She said i should come to their house and speak with her mum. She assured me that her mum will let me stay with them. **** I was led into the living room by Nike and was met with the sitting sight of Ajoke and a very alluring woman that was reading a fashion magazine. Seriously, beauty runs in this family. "mum, this is Darous...the guy i was telling you about" Joke smiled as she introduced me to her mum Their mum looked up and stared at my face for some seconds. She removed her glasses and rose up. She came closer to me and glared at my face for some seconds before she finally spoke up. I was already starting to feel uneasy with her glares "I think have seen your face before..i can't remember clearly when and where..!" She declared TBC

#gbam!!! she was at that party where you were raped

You see your life

36. COUNTLESS I was really abstrused of her utterances. How can she know me? Maybe she's just high on some promo weed. I thought "yes! I remember you now! You are Beatrice's boy!" she cried out "What? Beatrice? Maam, Do you know Beatrice?" I queried "Don't work yourself up too much! I know more than Beatrice!" She declared in an audible whisper How can this woman know Beatrice? Oh! Maybe she was there at the hotel, and have seen what happen to my shangoic life? Though i'm not sure of which part of me that she saw at the party I just pray..make she no talk am infront of her daughters My prayer was answered because she just returned to her seat and asked Nike to lead me to the guest room Ironically, am gradually becoming a Guestman everywhere ** "feel at home uncle Darous" Nike said as I began to arrange my stuffs tidily in the appropriate places "wait...thanks...but is your dad around?" i asked as i finished the arrangements "no, he might be back this night sha.." she replied and made for the door "this night?" she nodded. "can you tell me if he's gonna be alright with me staying here?" "hmm, that, i can't ascertain yet. But what matters most is if My mum is backing you up." "oh! you mean to say, i may end up back on the street this night?" "not certain. But lets pray it doesn't comes to that...see you later, i have to go." she winked and left instantly My phone rang. I reached for it and it was one of my new protectors. Shango have fvcked me up many times. I can't rely on him again. I picked the call "chairman, i don dey work on that issue o, as you comot for here for evening, na in i don dey try get info about those basta*ds". My ears are now widely open "ehn ehn?...so wetin come be level now?" I inquired eagerly "those guys really mean business with you chairman, infact the information wey dey reach me be say, their aim is to kill you anytime from now.." "ah! On top wetin na? Abeg guy you really have to help me...i no get any other hope except you...na only you fit protect me for this runs!" i cried out pleadingly "calm down chairman. You don't need to worry. But the problem be say, those guys get confirm ammunition and before we go fit match their level, we go need to get some reinforcement, na the pro be that". "ammunition? you make it sound as if those guys have turned trying to kill me into a full time job" "chairman, na so..and unless you don ready to spend money, there is nothing we fit do o." "bro, money is not the problem, if you can assure me of maximum protection, Am ready to spend my entire earnings on it". "na that one sure pass o...but na ego, kudi, owo, money, na in be koko". He said specifically. "sure...bro. I go call you tomorrow." "no pro bro". I ended the call. I sat down on the bed and began to reminisce about my life I can see it clearly that, my life took an abrupt turn with that single call i received from Jide. That call introduced me to the sugar mummy deal with Beatrice which later pave way for Adedoyin to enter my life. It was when i went to Funaab to catch the money Adedoyin gave me, that was when i entered the Hit List of this gangstars A knock landed on the door. I went to open it, and found Joke smiling on her wheel chair. I opened it wide and she wheeled in "just came to check on you Darous...how you holding up?" Joke asked after I regained my seat on the bed "well, am just kind of perplexed right now. Seriously, have never been this scared before in my life. If i could just get a manual on how to commit sweetcide without pain." I said "hmmm...but you know that tough times don't last? Only tough people do?" She said proverbially "you are right dear, but what if am not tough? What if am the most weakest creature to ever walk on this third planet to the sun? What if am just another waste of God's resources?" "thats it..there is a clause in it...'IF' and that IF is just an assumption. You've come this far in your life, and you can't give up now Darous..." she

mentored "wait, Joke, firstly, let me say i really do appreciate you for convincing your Mum to let me stay here. Thanks very much....." i paused "but then, i just begin to wonder about that one good thing i did in my life to make me deserve your kindness dear! Please can you tell me why you are so good to me?" I questioned with utmost clemency She smiled and said "its because, you are the first person to ever continue to talk to me after meeting me. And thats why....thats why...hmmm....never mind." she stuttered I nodded and gave her a placid smile "thanks for everything dear." i said appreciatively "you don't need that Darous, am just happy that am able to help". She said 'A friend in need is a friend Indeed'. I thought We were chatting ambivalently for some minutes before we started hearing hot argumentative voice out the door "oh my gawd! thats my dad, he's back again with his trouble!". Joke said anxiously TBC

Countless is back. But please your comments are highly needed for encouragement, thanks in advance cus we are back to stay @fb-danieledem pls help call the register thanks

My dear @fb-danieledem d story tight no b small jst read episode 1, thanks.

Finally!

Ride on broda

They can't kill you

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Lemme start 4rm ep1 hope to meet u guys

atlass av met u guys U no fit die as shangostic wey u be

I'm sure those guys wanna extort you nii

37. COUNTLESS The door suddenly flew open and we both directed our gaze towards it, only to see the panting figure of Nike coming inside "ple..ase..you have to come and help me, i can't separate....them" She said sniffing, and trying to pursue her breath She doesn't have to say it twice, as i discharged myself hurriedly from the room and ran towards the living room I got to the living room only to find a man on top of Joke's mum trying to smother her as she was wriggling desperately to get away from him. He was covered in sweat I hate seeing things like this, only a senseless man will try to kill a defenseless woman, not to talk of his wife. Had it been shango had not fvcked up, his factory reset Thunder might just come in handy right now In what seems like a flash, i ran towards them and tried to hurl the man away from Joke's mum. But he was much more aware of my intentions than my calculation as he send a jaw cutting elbow to my lower right cheeks. I felt a very excrutiating pain surge through my mouth as i staggered backwards to get a foothold on the marble floor I watched him try to land a heavy slap on her face but she ducked her head sideways and his hand flew in thin air. I siezed the opportunity to calculate my next move as i rushed towards him like a gustling wind and give him a heavy kick in his lower region that sends him sprawling on the floor. Nike quickly walked towards her mum and helped her to her feet. She was very weak and her face was covered in tiny bruises. "you absolute fool!" she groaned after getting up. "you gonna pay for this, you want to kill me? Because of the courts judgement?,.."she paused again to arrest her breath "i've given you my life, my mo..ney, my..body, and yet you still want to hurt me by bringing your illegitimate daughter to this house? Thats not gonna happen...I said i've had enough of your wayward life..go ahead and be with your mistress and child..just leave me and my daughters alone!...you this absolute idiotic idiot" she cursed out angrily at her husband Nike wrapped are arms around her mum sobbing and trying to pacify her "its...ok mum, just leave....him alone" Nike said amid gentle sobs The man gently rose up and tried to run towards her, but i quickly intervened. "oh..oh..i wouldn't try that again sir if i were you...please just respect yourself sir" i said with a hoarse voice and stern looks I think he was a bit intimidated with my height and muscle as he slowly backed away and shifted his gaze towards the mother and child, he returned his furious gaze to my face and lashed out "and who do you think you are? To be giving me orders in my wife's house? Eh!". He snarled I was about to seize the opportunity he gave me with his statement by revealing the true identity of the owner of the house when Joke's mum interrupted "he's my new boy friend John! And he has every right to defend me! Because he's proven to be much more better than what you could have ever been! Stick that to your unstabled brain!" she fired what seems like the most absurd statement of the year at him To say he was dumbstruck, would have been the most outrageous understatement ever used by any Arsenal fan to describe the look on Arsene wenger's face when he received the sack letter in January of that year. Thats just a typical of the kind of look on the face of this man called John as the effects of Joke's mums words settled majestically in his brain "your..your...what?" he asked with a serious confused look."you can't be serious! We might be divorced but that doesn't give you any rights to date a..a playboy like this idiot here!" he barked pointing his fingers at me "watch your tongue sir, don't ever call me an idiot again! Or else..."i stated slightly upset "or else what?...go on finish it..." he said wryly I only hissed at him and shook my head before he backed away. He gave Joke's mum a disgusting look "you will all pay for this! You count on it!" he threatened as he headed towards towards the exit. Few seconds later we heard the gate open and gave out a loud bang later I hurried outside to lock the gate and came back inside to join Nike to escort their mum to her room upstairs . "i wanted to say thank you for helping me back there but...but the words seems too small Darous... Thank you." Joke's mum said as we helped her get on the bed after Nike had helped her nurse her bruises. Nike pulled the blankets on her and laid beside her "its nothing maam..am really glad that i could be of help" I said with a feral grin "ok dear, we talk tomorrow, i need to be alone now...goodnight". She said tiredly Nike and I headed back to the sitting room. Joke have managed to wheel herself back there. "your cheeks? does it hurts?" Nike asked with a concerned tone as we sat down "nothing hurts more than seeing your parents fight eachother...trust me i know how it feels." I said "well, welcome to the family" Joke said smiling. TB.C

Welcome to the family indeed

Welcome to d family u will fk Joke,Nike and their mother very soon

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Hmmmmm... This one weak me o

Lols.... that's a warm welcome

Well-done boy, you really tried... Welcome to the family

Ok...

38. COUNTLESS Dedicated to Bossy512 I sat down on the couch. Nike helped her sister to the three sitter sofa close to mine. An indian film titled Married Again was on display on the screen of the giant plasma t.v Everybody's attention was subscribed to the film which was really interesting until the PHCN did their trademark Nike directed me to the Gen-house where i powered up the gen. The time was past eleven by the time i returned to the sitting room Nike marched towards the kitchen. I watched her hour glass physique entered and came back few mins later with two dishes in her hands. Each containing semo and ugwu soup with meats. She set it down on the small stool beside me "how do you know that am feeling hungry?" "i don't know, but since its past dinner already, you have to eat." she replied as she approached the freezer and came back with a chilled table water She sat down beside Joke and both returned their attention to the film. I began to devour the food hungrily. Twenty minutes later, i was through with the food. Nike cleared the dishes and came back to sit beside her sister "thank you so much again Uncle Darous for everything." Nike said flashing me her beautiful dentition "you don't have to thank me for anything! There's nothing special in what i did for you guys. I only did what any other sane human being would have done!" I paused, "Please stop making an ordinary F.A cup trophy look like a Champions league jare.." I concluded feigning a frown "alright...if you say so" Joke said with a feral grin As the film went on, I began to reminisce about the recent events that took turns in my life. It seems like i just accepted a friend request from Trouble itself. Why's my life turning out like this? Threats upon threats? Some random guys wanna kill me? Now another psychotic father is threatning me again? Gawd of thunder...whats going on with me? I need to know the root of whats happening I took the remote control and paused the film to download the ladies attention "erm..ladies, i think you both just welcomed me to the family..thanks for that.. but apparently, i still feel like a total stranger to you guys. Now i think you should atleast tell me what the whole APC vs PDP was all about!." Joke and Nike both exchange glances. I waited for them to speak up, but when i realised that they weren't ready to speak, i hit a sledge hammer on the silence "you guys should first of all know that, am now practically a part of this issue....reason is, your mum just introduce me to your dad as her....hmmmm...you know, her boy....fri..end." i stammered and paused to check the signals of their reactions, getting none, i proceeded "Secondly, he just threatened us all. So i think its just reasonable enough of me to want to know the book of Genesis of this issue so that i can be prepared for what to expect in its book of Revelation if i don't want to end up in amaggedon!" i said drawing breath on the last word They exchanged glances again, and both returned their stares at me. The silence and stares was prolonged to almost two minutes before Nike spoke up "Big sis," she said facing her sister " i think he's right. He has a right to know." "i know, but what about mum? Will she feel ok with us telling him?" she asked Nike rhetorically with a confused look "you think your mum will be upset you told me about what i deserve to know? Then what happen to 'welcome to the family'? Joke?" i was starting to feel exasperated "no..don't get me wrong dear, not that we can't tell you. But...i just think you should exercise a little patience. You will get to know sooner or later". She explained "and when will that later be? Is it when your dad gets even with our collective ugly asses? Eh?...i have a pro-mess already with some crazy idiots that wants to kill me, and now am probably on top of your dads most wanted list!....right now, all i can feel is like, everybody have signed a contract with the devil to take ruining my life as a full time job!" i paused to catch my breath. Their faces portrays a confused look. "ladies, am sorry if am being too obstinate or paranoid....I just don't have the luxury of time and patience right now!" i lamented with a great feeling of exasperation Joke buried her head in her palms and, for one sec, i thought she was crying. She looked up and heaved a deep sigh "you want to know everything? Then you have to swear to me that, none of it will ever be blabbed to any other person by you". Joke stated subtly "i crossed my heart and hope to die if i ever attempt to say any of it to anyone". I declared solemnly with the sign of the cross "fair enough...Darous, our family was the most happiest one on earth until two years ago when i had to start living a fake life". Joke stated mystically "fa..ke life?" i questioned I watched in total awe as Joke rose up gently and stood firmly on her feet I was left in total bewilderment! TBC

Best award winning shocker of d century JOKE ACCORDING TO HER NAME "JOKE" IS NOT CRIPPLE

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I seriously don't like the way u guyz are not commenting honestly it's as if the story is bad cus i don't really understand oo

39. COUNTLESS My mouth was ajar for more than 3mins as the reality of whats happening began to rent an apartment inside my brain. I became cluelessly apprehensive at that awkard moment I glanced over at Nike, she seems unperturbed with the blank look on her oval face I was instantly forced to ask myself 'am i madt?' With the rate at which cryptical events are occuring in my life right now, i won't be suprised if my heart suddenly stops pumping blood. I recorvered from the shock after few minutes of the horrendous situation. I rose up gently. My eyes focused on Joke's face "erm...Joke, am afraid i might easily lose my sanity if you don't tell me how you mystically transformed from being a wheelchair user some minutes ago to being a walking breathing miracle right now!" i screamed out in utter curiousity "its normal you feel that way Darous, my mum always say that, Curiousity is an admirable trait. The truth is i've never for once been unable to walk in my life. It was just a necessary prerequisite act to pave way for something more liberating." she said with a nonchallant look "liberating? You can't be serious Joke, you've spent the last two years of your life on a wheelchair when your legs are perfectly fine? Its like you have a very loose definition of Liberating." i stated with emphasis on the last word "why don't you sit down and let her pilot your mind to an acute destination of understanding?" Nike accosted me. I heaved a deep sigh and sat down on the couch Joke placed the stool adjacent to my position and sat on it "you see Darous, in life, things aren't always black and white, there are times you have to wander into the grey area and you have to do what is best, not only for yourself alone but for everyone you love." the situation became more ambiguous with those words. She proceeded. "it all began three years ago when my dad became a total sot.." "a what? A sot?" i cut in as her last word became difficult to comprehend "yes a sot..he became an habitual drunkard" Nike illumined "hmmm..this is deep....ok..please continue Joke". "everytime he comes home, he always beat up my mum and anyone of us that tries to intrude also gets beaten too. This went on for more than eight months before the antecedent that led me to live a crippled life for close to two years now." she narrated acridly. I could see her eyes weiling up in tears as she continued "my dad came home on that fateful day, drunk as usual around 11pm, we were all asleep. All of a sudden, i started hearing sounds of commotion coming from our parents room. I ran there as fast as i could only to find my dad holding a table knife, threatening to slay my mum if she doesn't allow him to have sex with her." she wiped the tears that were starting to form in her beautiful eyes with the back of her hands. She sniffed and was about to continue when i interrupted "erm Joke, you can stop if you don't feel comfortable sharing this complicated mysery..i promise not to be sceptical if you do." "no..don't worry, am perfectly fine... Its just that, unravelling what's been buried a long time ago is taking its abhorred toll on my emotions". She said. I nodded and fold my arms in akimbo as she prepared to continue. "my mum rushed at him and he impaled the knife in her stomach. I ran inside towards my mum, but my dad held me up, carried me to the lobby where he flung me down this spiral stairs." she said pointing to the stairs that connects the large living room with the upper chambers." i woke up 6days later in the hospital bed. my mum spent almost four months on the hospital bed before she regained conciousness. Her lawyer filed a case against my dad but his lawyer defended the allegation saying that my dad was suffering from autism...a..a mental disorder that can prevent proper response to one's environment...My dad was sent to the neuropsychriatic hospital where he was kept on probation for three months. During his probatory period, my mum and her lawyer began tobegan to devise a plan to file for divorce. I was indulged in the plan and i altruismly promised to help my mum. I was presented at the court as a victim of my dads behaviours in a wheel chair. Although nothing was wrong with my legs. The court accepted our charges based on human right rules and annulled my parents wedding just few months ago. My dad was released after the case and our lawyer informed me to maintain the act for atleast two more years so as to avoid any unexpected predicaments...that was why you saw me on the wheelchair the first day of your visit...But how my mum and her lawyer managed to get an authenticated medical report backing up my falsified crippled situation still remains a mysery to me. Only my mum, her lawyer, you and Nike, plus me are aware of this revelation, and i hope you help us maintain the secrecy circus." she ended conclusively "i wish it were that simple!" lamented a voice from the stairs. Guess who? It was their mum TBC

Oboy.... Darous don see somtin ooo...

@samuel(smk) if no be say my crush fine well well i for dash you am but since she fine collect @ladyg...

@maths have u seen dis 1... @henrymary @fb-danieledem @haykay @harzaroboy @fb-atermarial come and be wowed....

@emreks me sef wow..d surprises re ten much

Now dat darous kws abt dis big secrete...it is certain dat his problem just got doubled

@emreks pls am nt available thank u.

@ladyg why kwanu?

@henrymary if him wise base on shangostic sense him go jump and pass....

@emreks , fb-danieledem iz in charge so keep off.

Joke's mum ambled down the stairs, she was claded in a pink bum shots and white armless top. I couldn't help but acknowledge the fact that Gawd really take his time to invest a larger quantity of beauty into this family "i can see my daughters have already filled you in about my family's wall of weird. But, they only showed you one side of the coin". She said as she descended finally into the living room I couldn't help but admire her luscious cleavage that was radiating under the luminescent lights "um...you mean their is more to it?" i asked, struggling to fight off her political body that was very desperate to corrupt my EFCC she gave her daughters a communicative signs and they both exited the sitting room. She led me to the kitchen's terrace where we both sat down facing eachother on the plastic chairs The cool air breezing gently was doing more harm than good as i struggled to put my konji in check "the reason why i brought you here is simply because what am about to tell you have to remain between you and i. Not even my daughters must know about this." she said with a slight frown Like seriously? This woman doesn't really know me. If i can manage to keep my WAEC result that was endowed with f9 away from my strict and no-nonsense Dad for almost 3 solid days, then there is nothing called secret that i can't keep "maam, to me that word called secret is highly overrated, you don't have to worry about anything atall. Trust me i can handle it". I stated convincingly She seemed convinced with my words as she adjusted her sitting posture, and bent her head slightly, which gave my lustful eyes enough megabites to browse her cleavage with ease on this night plan "my husband and I was together for almost 25years, even though my dad never really acquiesced to our union, he still managed to support us financially Two years after our wedding I gave birth to Joke, even though he wasn't really happy that i gave birth to a female child because of his fanatism for a male child but he managed to conceive his disappointment to a minimal level probably because my dad was still alive then I got pregnant the second time and he was really happy, hoping it would be a boy. I had to keep the scan away from him for the whole nine months hoping the joy of a new born baby will override his fantasy of a male child, but i was wrong. For almost three years he kept on blaming me for not being able to give him a male child... My dad died and he started behaving acridly towards me and my children. He will beat me up at the slightest mistake or even if i didn't do anything wrong. I endured all this because of my true love for him......He still never relented in his quest for a male child. I was pregnant for more than four times within three years, but he always make me abort all of them once the scan revealed their gender to be 'F' even when the pregnancy is into the fifth month." she sniffed and became awfully quiet for some secs "Darous, i still endured all this because of my love for him but my husband doesn't see it that way. He took my meek behaviour as a green light to cheat on me when he impregnated my best friend who was a widow, and unfortunately for him she also gave birth to a girl." "hmmm..seems like your husbands reproductive factory is full of the x chromosomes" i disparaged with a nominal smile "yea..sort of, but that still didn't stop him from maltreating me and my daughters. As fate will have it, i stumbled across a thread on nairaland that scientifically enumerated on how to give birth to a male child by TheBlessedMAN, I managed to tricked him into doing it and it worked I was five months pregnant the night he stabbed me in the stomach I just got the scan result and was about to declare the long awaited good news to him when he came back from work, he initiated sex and i refused before he stabbed me. Darous, I lost the pregnancy to that incident." she managed to conceive the tears that were starting to roll down her cheeks Odd..isn't it? How can someone that has been applying for Visa for more than ten years suddenly kill the pilot that was taking him abroad when he finally got the chance? Ironic! Some people are just naturally talented with a special breed of stewpidity. I thought "maam..am so sorry for your loss, truly I am. But i have failed to understand the secret aspect of this discussion. I mean, whats the secret am keeping?" i said inquisitively Her hazel eyes interlocked with mine "I still want to mother a male child..dear...i wish to have both sexes as my children." she stated with emphasis on the last word I chuckled slightly as i fail to comprehend how she expect that to be possible now that she's a divorcee "i want you to help me. I want to show my husband what a failure he is" "how?" "please, can you give me a male child?" she said pleadingly. Oh gawd of thunder! this is the square root of GOBE!! I thought TBC

@henrymary come get surprised oo and pls call others

Chineke... From frying pan to fire... @henrymary @maths @fb-atermarial @harzaroboy @haykay come and see gobe ooo...

Ah ah @ladyg ndo ooo... I don run... @fb-danieledem no laff ooo...

@henrymary i here sorry it took me so long no movement so i trekk

Wahooo what a life

Wahooo what a pain, madam sorry for the lost....

The woman av suffer gan oh..thank God she didn't die during dos times

@fb-hunwisamuel d surprise no be here oh @fb-milesoz welcome @emreks wich kind fire? shebi he want to enter her before?..and a golden opportunity is here 4 dat He shud carry go jare

Oh mehn see wahala in new dimension, o boy na only u waka come o, abi @emreks no b so?

@ladyg i just dey tell am make im go jeje cos the people wey dey find am don plenty...

@henrymary if him impregnate the woman she born boy im come marry joke him own son go be him brother inlaw... @maths and @fb-danieledem reason am...

Very soon you will become a father and a husband

41. COUNTLESS This is truly Gobe raise to power of 1million. But, wetin i fit do? Is this some kind of temptation from the devil himself? He even tempted Jesus christ, and he failed. Now he wants to tempt the son of thunder?' na thunder go fire devil and his green ugly ass Or maybe this beautiful descendant of Eve wants to know if am truly sincere with her daughter, and she wants to find out in a cunning Jambing way? Based on logistics, that might be true I was deeply lost in my own thoughts before her sonorous voice brought me back "I know this is too sudden and heavy," she said after the prolonged silence. "you might even think of me as a sycophant, but....but...the truth is, i see no better man than you that can do this for me......" her voice trails away for some secs before she continued "i was really wowed with the way you stood up to my husband before, and since i got into my room, i have been thinking....." she paused again "i know about you and Joke. Sincerely am not against your relationship with her.....she's like a jewel to me, i have always trust her decisions right from her teen years, and thats why i find you suitable for this task, if am going to get laid with someone, it has to be you. Because i don't want some strange random guys to use it to blackmail me in the future". She concluded I buried my head in my palms, i was totally lost in my own thoughts How do i impregnate my gf's mum? What will happen to me if Joke finds out? She definitely will hate me. I'm still oblivious to many things about this family I lifted my gaze to her face. She has this innocent look plastered on her face that can even melt the heart of lucifer But wait, she ealier talked about Beatrice..i need to find out what she knows about her "but maam, you ealier stated that you knew Beatrice! How come?" i stated inquisitively. She sighed."Beatrice and I have a mutual friend. They made a business deal together some years back...and i was used as a witness to finalize the documents signing". She explained "which means your relationship is on the formal status? No mutual attachment?" I queried, and she shot me a wily look "i know where you are driving at, but be rest assured, Beatrice will never know about this...just give me your reply and lets get this over with" she hedged "ok..i will think about it and give you a reply tomorrow...is that fair..maam?" "well, as much as i would have loved to hear it now, i still don't want you to feel intimidated..moreover, patience is always a great virtue." she shrugged with a feral grin We ended the discussion around 3.am after she requested that i tell her everything about myself, which i did conviniently. I also told her about all my sexcapades and the gang threats. We bade eachother goodnight as we both retired to our respective rooms We barely managed to stop the car in the compound as we both unlocked the door and headed for the front door of the house. One of my shoes never made it out of the car, the other in the middle of the compound, my trousers managed to stay at my thighs as we headed towards the door My konji swinging to and fro. She never bothered to put her opened brest back into her dress. She have also lost both her high heels half way through the walk to the entrance. Her thong underwear crumpled up on the last step leading into the house. She pulled her dress over her head and threw it off to the couch the minute we got inside In the flash of a moment I saw her in her full glory, beautiful face, firm large brest, flat stomach, a sliver of dark hair pointing to the top of her pvssy's. We embraced hard, locking our mouths together, exploring each other’s mouths with our tongues as I lowered her back first to the floor right inside the open sitting room In what seemed like a seamless movement her legs opened and the head of my card located the entrance of her wet, ATM opening. It was impossible to stop the momentum, as my card moved past her initial resistance, and then slowly plunging into the warmth of her pvssy as the sexual transaction began We never broke our embrace and our hips started co-coordinating with our thrusts. The feeling of my dck in the silky, wet warmness of her pvssy, plus the way her cunnt was grasping my shaft in rhythm to my konji's penetration is really driving me nuts. Not to talk of the effects of her hard nippples pushing against my bare chest by her firm brests. She reached around me pulling my body into her, she wrapped her gorgeous legs around me as we continue to thrust for a long time, with our tempo ever increasing until at almost a planned synchronized second, She pushed her head back and she cried out in bliss as I felt her body trembled and an uncoordinated bucking movements that drove my dck even further into her pvssy Just then, the unexpected happened as i began to cough out blood vigorously, i withdraw my wet ATM card and fell down on the floor, i continue rolling on the floor until i fainted TBC

LadyG wrote:

@emreks pls am nt available thank u.

lol

Serious Dream I Think

Is it a dream or what?

Is nt a dear, is real cus dat Ade smtin smtin has done smtin 2 his konji amu, bia dnt mess with desprate women o bcos na sorry go b ur middle name.

@maths @henrymary @emreks @harzaroboy @atermarial make una come hear dis Amu boy o.

Chaii... You forget say your sugar mummy give you concoction... @ladyg that boy nah fucklicant ooo....

A loud bang on the door woke me from the ugly and mystical dream. I rose up immediately and leaned my head against the wall. I was sweating profusely like a thunderbolt victim. I marched towards the door and opened it ajar. I was met with the alluring figure of Nike with a concern look that dominates her face. She was claded in a blue mini jean and a yellow tank top, which had some bold words inscribed on the brest department that reads :I CAN'T DATE AN ARSENAL FAN I smiled and ushered her inside She claimed she came to check on me because it was almost noon and i haven't wake up I told her i was alright and just needs to rest well "alright... Breakfast is on the kitchen cabinet..when you are ready to eat" she said after the concern talks and took her leave The memories of the dream started coming back in flashes. I relaxed on the bed, my gaze fixated on the white POP ceiling 'Whats going on with my life? How can i be having weird and intense dreams in daybreak? Having sex with...with...wait, i don't even know the woman or girl in my dream... Oh sh*t! How can i be having sex with someone i don't know? This is more complicated than i can handle. But sincerely, maybe its a premonition of danger. I don't believe in superstition, but maybe its time for me to abstain from sex for some days. If it is so, then i need to talk with my konji After a lot of threats that i will cut it off b4 it kills me, my Konji agreed to stay away from anything in skirt for the next two weeks Joke's mum got home in the night. After dinner, she came to my room to resume the dialogue. I gave her an affirmative answer and she was very excited I elusively told her that i want us to start the child production project in the next two weeks. She wasn't really happy, but she agreed with her usual phrase of 'PATIENCE IS A GREAT VIRTUE' Don't let me bother you with the epistle of the events of the next two weeks. It was very boring without sex I avoided Adedoyin's call and Chioma. The gang threats became more tense everyday Two weeks after* Nike and I was taking a leisure stroll on their quiet street on a saturday morning. Joke consented to it because of her false crippled life I was claded in a Stephen Curry's armless top and a blue 3-quater jean Nike was claded in a yellow top and a grey mini skirt She placed her left hand on my shoulder as we ambled along the quiet and serene avenue We were gisting and laughing as we trudge on the road We got to a more quiet area before we saw a young boy claded in boxers only ran furiously past us. We stand still as we followed the boy with our gaze down the road. Barely secs later, a much older guy with a striking resemblance to the former boy ran after him. We watched in 3D as the older guy caught up with the boy, he gave him a tumbling kick and the boy awryed on the road groaning. The older guy started ditching heavy slaps and punches to his face Being a good ambassador of peace and advocate of age equality, i can't just standby and be watching one self acclaimed Undertaker to be beating his Kane In what seems like a flash, i disengaged myself from Nike's tight grip on me and ran towards the guy. I could here Nike screaming at me to come back, but i switched on my Pharaotic mode I got there and tried to separate them, but the guy was a bit too energetic as he keep on withdrawing from my graps. Nike joined me seconds later and we both channelled our energy and strength into pulling them apart. After some minutes, we got them separated. She helped the boy to his feet, his neck region and face were red swollen "who be you? Abeg leave that boy make i kill....am" the older guy said panting heavily with contempt laced in his voice "na fowl you wan kill? Eh? Abeg chill bro...just calm down. You no need to kill anybody...." i said amicably "i don hear you bro...but before i go leave am, tell him to give me my winning ticket..unless i go beat sense commot for hin body!" he thundered "what st*pid ticket are you talking about? "a voice interrupted, i turned around and saw an elderly woman approaching hurriedly "you are a useless human being ..you want to kill your brother because of ticket" she got nearer to us breathing hard My memory was alerted when she walked closer to me because her face looks familiar. I began to search my brain to remember where i knew her from she gave the older guy an astounding loud slap and grab the younger boy. "do you want to kill me before my time? Or is it a sin that i gave birth to three boys? Eh? We just settled your brother's case with the police last week, now you fool want to kill your brother because of eighty thousand naira!......" the rest of her ranting trailed off from my mind as my mind completed its task of identifying her Gawd don punish devil and his gf!!! Who says Karma isn't a b*tch? I smiled wickedly and told myself silently. GAME ON!!! TBC

Those of you guyz who guessed right about me having a dream una do well una wey talk say na reality no wahala na bcauz say my love for sweet in the middle make una talk am so no qualms All the same thank you all for ur comments Una do well

I wonder who d woman be..wey karma don help u catch.. make u no go kill person mama oh

Mind ursef, u kn say ur own things dey get k-leg.

What happened to you now

43. COUNTLESS I now remember her face very well. She's the mother of the guy that identified my pics at the D.P.O's office My mind suddenly started searching for ways in which i can get close to one of her boys. "mum, ah no like wetin you dey do to me o, why you go dey side Uche na, tell him to give me my ticket" the guy cried out. "you still talking about the stu*id ticket?.......iye nke ta oji na gbo! Kai un run na aba, katun run na le leh ayan" she lamented in their ibo language, but am sorry, i can't subtitle it for you in English "Please be easy on him ma...we are pulling audience already" Nike said amicably probably trying to make the woman realize that she's already pulling peoples attention towards us Her words seems to have an effect on the woman as she hesitantly grabbed the young boy and walked away *** I walked the guy to a nearby apple tree. Nike followed us closely "dude, you self fvck up o..why you go dey beat your brother na..?" i said as he leaned his back against the tree He dusted his rumpled trousers and shook his head "no mind me jare bro...na that idiot cos am na...." he paused "wetin happen gan self, wetin cause the palava..!" i inquired "imagine, i gave him 1k to play game for me in Bet9ja shop," he began. "inside the game, i carry Arsenal to beat crystal palace, Barca to beat Juve, plus some other games. The potential winning na 25k but the idiot come go play another thing, he go carry crystal palace to beat Arsenal and Juve to beat Barca... Shey you understand bro?.." i nodded and he continued "he come back after playing the game. He give me the ticket, and when ah kon check the potential winning, ah kon see 80k instead of 25k. Na that time i kon see say na another thing he go play for me. I vex for am, i tell him to give me my 1k wey i give am to stake the game." "he no come give you?" I cut in agogly "no, he give me my money and i give him the ticket..." "wetin kon cause the deadly fight?" Nike asked, probably getting impatient about the whole situation "the ticket kon come as Crystal palace beat Arsenal and Juve self beat Barca....." "you mean the 80 thousand naira ticket won?" Nike asked. He nodded and continued "I come tell him to come collect the 1k, that he should give me my ticket, but the idiot no wan give me...he talk say shebi i don reject am and he don pay me" "why should he gi...." Nike said, obviously wanted to blame the guy, but i cut in. "bro, i dey your back jare... Chai! gawd save that brother of yours say ah no quick know say na wetin happen be that.. I for help you collect the ticket from him....abeg no vex" i said farcely. Nike shot me a sceptical look. I just shrugged it off as the guy responded "its nothing jare my brother......" he paused. "abeg bro wetin be time?" he asked. I checked my rolex watch and told him what it says in a complicated way "time na 30 minus 20 divided by 2 minutes to 12'oclock" i answered hedgely Confusion errupted on his face "what! Bro na time i ask no be pythagoras theorem na!?" he queried "just do the maths yourself na..." Nike told him He shot me a funny look probably trying to solve the equation mentally After some secs, he busted into laughter. "bro,...you funny o..you should have just give me a straight answer instead of that one na......." he said smiling "nothing comes easy in this country na? Even to check the time na war" i replied "seriously, you are funny o.. i wish to know you more bro..." I mentally gave myself a thumbs up. My plan is working. I want to get close to him, but i want him to be the initiator "Darous, we got to go...its getting sunny" Nike whispered I leaned over at her and murmured some words to her. She bade the guy a goodbye. he thanked her and she left I watched him keenly as he followed Nike's movement with his gaze on her body "na this area you base?" i asked, snapping him out of his flirty glare "our house is near that area...just around that corner" he replied. "alright..i got to go". I said. Hoping he will stop me. "wait bro, abeg make i know your name na?" "Darousmart....but you can just call me Darous" i replied "hmmmm...you are smart indeed...na only smart niggaz like you fit date posh girls like that one" he said referring to Nike I feigned blushing and told him that Nike is just like a sister to me "chineke!" he lamented effusively "bro, i like that girl o...i swear i don dey eye her since she kon separate us......." i cut in "you make it sound as if you are ready to dab infront of a moving trailer if she ask you to do so" i said sarcastically "you don get am bro! Na the fact be that..." "i can help you talk to her sha..." i replied with a wide grin "really!" he shouted in utter amazement "bro na me go happy pass....i swear, i go forever remain indebted to you" he said ebulliently 'hmmmm.... I seriously hope you mean that'. I thought' "whats your name?" i asked "Chukwudi..but just...just call me Chucks" he replied smiling GAME ON!! TBC

@atermarial d revenge go sweet die and nike will play an important role

Na better revenge b dat o @atermarial, make use of d opportunity guy.

This is just the beginning

Chucks took me to their house, they lived in a 4 bedroom flat, painted in green colour and a very spacious compound. At one side of the compound, adjacent to the park lane, was a dog house Chucks ushered me inside the house but i declined, based on reasons that was unknown to him. His brother might be at home and i don't have any intention of confronting him yet I stood beside the pear tree close to the fence Chucks went inside and came out few minutes later, holding an iphone5 silver colour phone with a chilled Can malt "your number bro" he said as he handed me the Can malt "081COUNTLESS". I replied I opened the drinks and gulped it slowly "ok bro. abeg no forget your promise o, anyway, since ah don get your digit, i go dey beep you everytime, make you no go forget" he ranted "don't worry about that..anyway, thanks for the malt." I said as he escorted me out of their compound I need to know how far he's really into Nike, because my plans solely depends on it. Therefore i threw him a wily question "Chucks...but why are you so bent on dating my sister? Its not as if you no get the resources to get better girls na? Or is this another game of chop and run?" i spoke outrightly "bro, na because of my brother o.." "your brother? You mean.....erm....Uche your younger bro?" i asked curiously "no, na bro Charles...na everytime he and his paddy dey whyne me say, ah no fit get better girlfriend than them..and i swear to him that none of his girlfriend go ever posh pass the next babe wey ah go get..." he said boastfully "so you mean to say, you just want to use my sister as a show off?" "no be like that bro...truly, i like your sister very much..but thats also the reason why i want her to be my girlfriend" he said conclusively We got to the next junction and we departed *** Few distance to the Adejoke's house my phone rang. I withdraw it from my pockets. It was an unsaved number. I picked it thinking it was Chucks calling to confirm the number i gave him "hello Chucks, wetin...." a whimper sound echoed from the other end of the phone "Darous....why...why are you doing this to me?...did i deserve this?...even if i offended you, all you have to do is to tell me...is it because you know that i can't do without you?....is that why you are doing this to me?...eh?". Oh! Shìt..it was Adedoyin. Remember have been ignoring her calls during the last two weeks of my abstainance from Sex "erm...am sorry...it is not like that, have just been busy dear....i never mean to make you feel bad." i responded feigning an awful sound "and does that busy-ness stop you from picking my calls?. Do you know how many times have called you with my number and you didn't pick up. I now used my cousins line to call you, its now that you picked it...this isn't fair Darous..." she accused amid sobs I was silent for some secs, racking my brain for what to say "um...how can i make it up to you?..." i asked, hoping that will make her feel better "just come and see me...only when i see you will i be happy..."she replied sounding slightly cheerful "ok..i promise to see you soon" "what about tomorrow?..can you come and spend the whole of tomorrow with me?" "tomorrow? Sunday?...ah..don't think so...i will..." "will be busy again?...why are you doing this to me?...this isn't how we discussed it o...remember you took an.....i mean you promised to....erm...always be with me Darous,..why are you now swallowing your words?" I was already getting tired of her whyning and incensant accusations. So i promised to try my best to see her the next day. She ended the call conclusively on a much lighter mood *** I got home to the absence of Nike and Joke. Their mum was watching a pageant show on cable when i walked into the living room "where have you been? Mr Man?". She queried after i greeted her "I took a stroll out maam..i went with Nike, but she came back early". I replied walking over to the freezer. I opened it and took out a table water. I gulped it to half and marched towards the sitting room. I sat down obtuse to her position All this while, her gaze have been following all my actions She stared at me for a while before she broke the silence "why do i feel as if you are avoiding me?" she said inquisitively "how do you mean?" i asked awkardly "seems like you don't want to keep to your reply anymore...two weeks have passed and you still not making advances towards the issue we discussed". She stated "am sorry maam. Just that, i have a lot going on in my mind right now...you know, the robbers are still issueing their threats....and" "why don't you just go to the police?" she cuts in I chuckled lightly "police? So that they can arrest me again for disturbing them? And asking me to pay 1m for violating the law?..no thanks" I replied rhetorically TBC

45. COUNTLESS "but you can't keep on hiding here forever dear, neither can you take law into your own hands" she stated midly. She picked the t.v remote and switched it off. She returned her gaze to me."whats do you say?" she said after the temporal silence "maam i appreciate your concern for me, but you don't know those guys like i do. Those guys are ruthless. For instance, last week, when i was at the barbing salon, a little boy came to me and handed a sheet of paper to me..and written bodly on it was:' OUR EYES ON YOU'. so take..." "what! Why didn't you tell me about it?" she cuts in anxiously "how you are reacting right now was the reason why i didn't say anything in the first place..cos i know you will be soo worried about it. You have done enough for me by letting me stay here. And i can't add another burden to it" i stated strenuously She rose up and walked towards me. She bent down facing me so our gaze were now at a versus to each other. "listen Darous, so far that you are still under this canopy of mine. You have to confide in me with whatever is going on with you...maybe you don't know...you mean so much to me, and you are practically like a great asset to me Darous..your safety means alot". I logged into her eyes deeply for two mins and all i could see before i logged out was pure honesty and absolute sincerity. Its beyond *obviousity that this woman truly care about me. "thats...thats very soothing maam. I just hope one day i will be able to pay you back your kindness maam....." she didn't allow me to conclude my speech before she cuts in "please drop the formal theatrics Darous. Just call me Doris when we are alone...understand?" she declared amicably "Seriously? I should call you plainly by your name?" i questioned with a raised eyebrow "yes" she tittered "or how do you think our plan is going to work if we continue to thread that formal path...hun?" "ok..Dori..s.." i spoke it out slowly as if a slap will land on my face if i call it fast "you will get used to it, as time goes on" she abated the situation with a tender smile "now to the issue at hand...whats next?" She sat on the glass table medial the sitting room "i have no other choice than to handle it myself, because have already lost my faith in the police with what they did to me, i don't think i can ever trust them again. And I believe it is strictly illegal to be legal in an illegal society. I have to handle it myself " i concluded nostalgically She seems to ponder on my sentiment for some minutes before she spoke up "hmmm...i see your mind is made up already. Well, how do you intend to abrogate this muddled ordeal of yours without getting hurt?" she said crossing her legs "lets just say, i have set a plan on motion...and trust me, the less you know about it the better" i stated plainly hoping she will draw curtain on the topic She shrugged and put on a charming smile. There was some moments of silence before she rose up from the glass table and sat beside me on the sofa. She placed her right arm across my neck region pulling me closer so my head now rests on her ripe brests Truly, there's no better pillow than the brest of a woman. My brain was in RIC. Resting In Comfort. My gossip mind instantly teleported a 'BREAK IS OVER' message to my konji and i could feel it doing some agamalistic press ups "erm...where is Joke and Nike" i said swallowing hard the saliva that was queing in my mouth "hmmm. They went to the salon. Nike wants to do body treatment, while Joke is doing her weavon. They will be back by 6pm". She explained with a winsome smile "ok...maa" i stuttered "not that again... What happen to Doris?" she queried feigning anger but her unconceived smile gave her away "am sorry...am going to need a lot of time adjusting to that level like you said ealier, and..." she interrupted with a french kiss on my lips. "sshhhhh..enough talking, lets make use of the little time we have before my children calls me to pick them up" she said seductively. She withdraw her arms from my neck and readjusted her top I just stared at her mutely because I don't know what to say or do. The truth is am still scared of what might happen if i had sex with anybody because the scary dream keeps on coming every night and that got me worried. Or should i just take a risk and let fate play it out himself? I was lost in my own thoughts before she grabbed my wrist and walked me towards the spiral stairs. "will you be a perfect gentle man and help a needy woman to her room?" She said again with a smile that can sponsor ra*pe. That smile helped me to arrive at a 'Damn The Consequences Destination'. i.e, it got me to conclude in my mind that, Even if i have to die doing something, i don't think there's a better way to go than the route i came from, which is the Pvssy route. With that vague thought, I sweeped her up into my arms and carried her to her bedroom Take it or leave it, NA ONE THING GO KILL Woman pikin T.B.C

Na ur amu go kill u naa, yeye fowl.

My dear @atermarial am nt bringing anytin, dat guy no dey make use of e no.6 at all.

But no toto go kill you

Well i wnt be surprised if he gets caught by either nike or joke.. Na 1 tin go kuku kill am

@atermarial na aboniki balm i go bring cos d guy go soon chop beating

@henrymary u don forget say i be son of thunder（shango）

46. COUNTLESS *sex scene I placed her on the giant bed in the room and crawled up on my kness to her side as I survey the room. Her room was tastefully furnished like that of a Kingsize bedroom. A giant OX fan was working noiselessly at a corner. Doris leaned in and kissed me firmly on the lips. She pulled back slightly and looked at me with her beautiful sexy eyes on mine. She said, "Darous remember, this has to remain a secret between us. Not even my daughters should know about this". She stopped and held both sides of my head. "blink twice if you understand me" she said staring into my eyes. I blinked in two quick successions to show her that I understand. She gave out a melodic laughter before she rolled me unto my back and sat on my crotch. I could feel the heat radiating off her on my rapidly swelling dck as well as our tongues engaged in a sexual wrestlemania. Her hands went to my head and began to rub my afro haircut. I took the opportunity to move my hands to her brests. Very slowly and very gently I began to make my way to her brests when she took her hands off my head and grabbed my wrists. I briefly thought that she was going to stop me but I was surprised when she placed my hands directly on her brests and squeezed it hard. As a no dulling son of thunder, I took that as my cue and began to squeeze her lovely brests even harder than she could with her soft hands She moaned into my mouth when I squeezed her brest and she doubled her pressure on my now throbbing konji. I continuously squeezed her brests and pinched her nippples as good as I could since they were pressed up tight against my chest. It seemed that the rougher I was with them, the louder she moaned into our kiss. I removed my right hand from her chest and brought it down hard with a resounding slap on her firm a*ss. Her body flinched momentarily and the fierceness of her kiss seemed to intensify. Then as abruptly as it started it stopped. She looked at me with a self satisfied little smirk on her face and immediately rolled over beside. Her hands located my waists and made a quick work on my belt and jean zipper while her eyes never left mine. She began to tug at my jeans and I raised my a*ss up off the bed just enough for her to get my jean down. She pulled my boxer down along with my jeans until they were crumpled around my ankles. Without saying a word she took hold of my engorged dck and began to lightly stroke it as she kissed my inner thighs. She then stopped again and looked down. I guess she figured out that I was a little bound up with my jeans around my ankles like they were and she proceeded to get my 3-quater jeans off and spread my legs a little wider to make me more comfortable. She went right back to softly stroking me and kissing my thighs before she licked my balls. Oh gawd of thunder, It was a heavenly feeling as she alternated between licking them and sucking on them, all the while stroking me softly and slowly. Doris eased herself up just a bit, and with a huge grin she swallowed my 8 inches bazooka. I don't mean she swallowed the first couple of inches, but she swallowed my dck completely. I could feel the head of my dck enter her throat and the feeling can only be compared to an heavenly one, because I thought I had died and was in heaven booking my space at the right hand of Gawd alongside TuPAC and Dagrin. She proceeded to slurp and suck my dck like it was giving her some life. Her tender hand kept stroking what was not in her hot, wet mouth and her eyes never left mine. Truth be told, it was one of the sexiest thing I had ever experienced till date. I sat up and placed my hands on her head as it bobbed up and down on my konji. I wasn't trying to force my dck into her, but it was just a comfortable place to rest my hands at that moment. But without realizing that I was even doing it, as her mouth come down my hips, I unknowingly began to fork her lovely face. I could feel her smile around my dck and moan every time I did it. That only encouraged the beast inside of me and I began to fork her mouth even harder, forcing my dck down her throat as far as it would go. With two hand full of hair now, I could feel the pressure building in my balls and knew that my orgasms was imminent. I became instantly worried of what might happen if I release. But I quickly remember my decision to Damn the consequences and I slammed my dck home the last few times. I held her nose to the base of my dck and blasted my shangoic load directly into her stomach. Once I finished trembling, I took my hands off her head and allowed her to let my spent konji fall out of her mouth freely. She stood up and got off the bed with shaking legs. She pulled her skirt up and I could see that her pants were soaked. Apparently she had been rubbing herself with her free hand while I was trying to choke her on my konji and she had gotten herself off as I got off too. It was a phenomenal sight to behold. TBC

47. COUNTLESS Doris stood gallantly in all of her glory before me. I could see her very curvy body but she still had her blouse on. I rose up to her and leaned down to kiss her as I squeezed her nippples before pulling her blouse over her head. She was shaking a little as I hooked my thumbs in the waistband of her skirts and pulled them down. She had brought my shangoic life to an untold amount of pleasure with her mouth and I planned to do the same for her. I got down from the bed and held her by the shoulders. She gave a little squeak as I pushed her gently back onto her bed and she raised her right foot to allow me to take her pants completely off. With her pants still hanging around her left ankle I grabbed her right one and began kissing it. She managed to kick her pants off and I took the opportunity to kiss that ankle as well. I continued to kiss my way up her legs as I gradually pushed them apart. I could clearly see the apprehension in her eyes as I neared her sweet smelling, and obviously wet, paradise. My tongue made contact with her pvssy and she raised her a*ss up off the bed as she tried to get more contact with my mouth. I held her legs apart and kissed every available inch of skin my mouth could touch It didn't take her long to start writhing around trying to get me where she wanted me. "come on Darous!" she yelled as I continued to tease her, driving her anticipation higher and higher. I would get closer and closer to her wet pvssy over and over, only to back off at the last minute and cause her to whimper yet again Finally, without warning, I latched onto as much of her as I could get into my mouth and sucked as hard as I could. Her a*ss came up again and her hands held my head firmly in place. My tongue was furiously lapping at her juices, which were pouring forth freely like a borehole and occasionally hitting her swollen cliit. I moved up to chew on her cliit and flick it with my tongue on purpose as I sank my middle finger into the furnace of her pvssy. It went in without any bokoharam defence, thanks to the copious amounts of her shekau fluids that had lubricated my hand so well. The intrusion into her sambisa forest set off her first sucide bomb. Her body went rigid and a low moan escaped from her mouth. Before she came down from her mount Everest, I aimed my once again turgid gun at her opening and drove it home with one solid thrust. The feeling was Homely. Doris legs locked around me and I began to pump into her dripping sex as hard and as fast as I could. It was as if I was trying to drive her through the mattress and she seems to be loving every minute of this champions league sexual match. After a couple of minutes I stopped and told her to roll over. "Why? Am enjoying it like this please, lets continue this....." "We have to try a position that will produce a male child. The male chromosomes swims faster in a doggy position than the female ones.." I said with my gun still buried in her pvssy. Her eyes lit up like someone that just slapped a soldier "But we can continue this way if you want to have more of Joke and Nike's version". I spoke out metaphorically. She shook her head and eagerly got on all fours in front of me My little experience with Beatrice and Adedoyin have taken me beyond caring about things such as being super nice and polite to an older woman during sex as I crawled around her and put my gun in her face. She looked me in the eye with an enthused grin and opened her mouth just a little and I shove it in her gaping hole unceremoniously. After only a few strokes in her wonderful mouth I pulled out and she pouted until I lined myself back up and plowed my gun into her wet pvssy once more. I grabbed her hair in one hand and pulled as I began to slap her engorged cliit with my balls. "oh! Gawd! Darous, com on! fvck me hard! Hard!...give me a BOYYY! PLEASEEEEEE, HARDDDDD!" She screamed as I reached around and grabbed a hand full of brest and squeezed it She moaned again so I squeezed a little harder. Again with a moan, but a little louder this time. Next I grabbed her nippple and squeezed it hard I could feel her fvcking me back as our bodies slammed together. I pulled her nippple as I squeezed and that sat her off. Her cum sprayed out of her as her pvssy began contracting on my dck, massaging me. I pulled out my still hard gun out of her and I could see her pvssy clenching onto my dck that was no longer there. It was a beautiful sight to behold. While her orgasm raged on, I lined my self up and pushed hard against her pvssy again. I fvcked her in a doggy style for almost five minutes before we tried another position. I laid back on the bed and let her straddle me. She got on top of me and impaled herself on my gun and began to ride me vigorously I could feel my balls churning about to explode before I stopped her. "Doris wait..please.....I think I heard a voice" I whispered "WHAT!" She exclaimed loudly. T.B.C

Oh son of thunder..wat other voice do u want to hear again?? Continue hammering her..

U beta finish wat u started..av already check outside nobody dey come @fb-hunwisamuel carry go

Kikikiki kaii @henrymary u wicked o, which time u go check d outside , so u want d girls 2 watch porn abi ? To b honest na pu.sy go kill dat guy o.

@LadyG just leav am he wnt get caught

@henrymary na now i know say u no like me at all

You really take good care of her

48. COUNTLESS "I think I heard a sound coming from downstairs" I gently rolled her away on top of me and got down from the bed. I wore my jean and she also got down from the bed still nak3d The truth is I let anxiety and fear of what might happen if I release took over me "no one is downstairs Darous, your ear must be hearing another thing from the cloud nine that I was driving you to" She said with a smile and held my hand before I could buckle my belt completely The room was getting dark, I reached for the light switch. I switched it on and the four wall brackets lights illuminated the room "see the time" I said pointing to the wall clock "its past six already, your dau.." "shhhhh." she hushed placing her middle finger on my lips "they won't be back till I pick them up." She began to unbuckle my belt and before I could protest, we heard the sound of a door closing from downstairs She became instantly attentive before she spoke up "my daughters are back.." she said hurriedly "Put on your...." she was interrupted by Nike's Voice from downstairs. "mum! We are home". Echoed from the living room Doris turned to me with a frightened look featuring on her face I began to tremble when I see that Doris was also scared. I thought she could handle it, but no, she clearly can't. If I was caught inside her room I know am in for original embarrasment and that might terminate my temporal stay in this place. And if I should be back on the streets, its only a matter of time before those guys get rid of my shangoic existence On the contrary, if I wasn't sent out, how do I explain my presence in their mum's room to them? Not to talk of the sweats on my body "Mum where are you? Darous!... anybody home?" Joke's voice disrupted my thoughts from downstairs. "lets check her in her room". Nike added and the sound of their foot steps became closer and nearer as they seems to be heading upstairs "how do I get out of here?" I quickly buckled my belt as the footsteps became nearer. "shhhh...wait here, let me go and meet them" Doris spoke out barely audible She hurriedly put on her pants and skirts followed by her blouse in less than 30secs and headed for the door I quickly seek cover behind the breadth of the mighty bed that was directly facing the enterance. I laid flat with my bare chest on the floor, anxiously anticipating how the next moments will unfold I catch a glimpse of my armless lying on the floor beside the bedstool where the bedlamp was placed. I mentally prayed that they shouldn't come inside. Or else? From my vantage point, I could only see Doris legs through the space below the furniture upholding the giant bed as I heard the door unlocked. I could be easily seen from the enterance if anybody just bends down to pick something or look under the bed Doris opened the door coincidentally just when Joke and Nike made to barge in "mum!....were you sleeping? We've been calling you from downstairs." Joke declared I could only see their legs from my point of view, and I could deduct their identity by their complexion "yea...yes.ss..I was..." Doris stammered probably trying to find an excuse to back up her daughter's insinuation "and you were'nt picking your phone too, we've been calling you to come and pick us up since 5.30." Nike added At the mention of phone, I calmfully checked my pockets for my phone. It wasn't there. I glanced around on the floor and saw it lying on the fashion rug at a perpendicular right angle to my position. It must have fallen off while Doris was getting rid of my jeans Stretching to pick it was out of option, because there was no way I could pick it without thunder striking my presence in the room and that would be fatal "you called...my phone?" Doris interrupted my thoughts "yes, for eight good times mum..we finished at the salon ealier than we thought" replied Nike as she pushed the door wide open and they both entered Joke marched towards the breadth of the bed and sat down on it, while Nike sat her butt down by its diameter I remain still as she could easily spot me from her position I heard Doris heaved a deep sigh and closed the door "my phone is downstairs... I left it there before I came inside to take a nap when the show on TV was getting boring...." She said as she sat in between her daughters "mum? your phone downstairs while you sleep? Are you alright mum? This is unusual of you....you and your phone are like 5 and 6...not even sleep can separate you" "and the way your bedsheets are ruffled means you didn't enjoy your sleep" Nike added That was followed by some momentary silence and I was having a hard time controlling my heartbeats. It was pounding heavily in my chest "mum, be sincere, are you still thinking about Dad?" Joke said "your Dad?..no...no...have gotten past that a long time ago, you yourself can attest to that...am just.." she was interrupted by Nike's voice "what is Darous cloth doing here?" She voiced out Ghen! Ghen!! TBC

Like Seriously

Ask Your Thunder To Do Something

Thunder 4rm Gambia don strike ur 2 left legs, na now u go kn wetin b gobe. @atermarial abeg leave dat nigga e sin don find am out.

49. COUNTLESS "what! Which cloth?" Joke said and seems startled with the way she rose up abruptly from the bed Oh gawd of thunder, please deliever me from this, pls! I promise to be loyal to you till the end of time I promise to get you a house in lekki phase one if I get out of this unscathed I promise to stop sending insultive message to your voicemail if you turn this impending problem away from my head I prayed fervently to the only gawd I've known my entire 29years in life My heart beat was pounding very fast. It seems as if it will burst out of its ribcage I watched with frightened eyes as Nike's leg marched over to my Stephen Curry's armless and picked it up "mum, was Darous in here before?" Joke queried I closed my eyes and hope Shango could just use his thunder to take me outside. I don't mind it scattering my body into pieces in the process I concluded that its better than facing whats about to happen to me "he...he must have left it here when....erm when I asked him to help me ....plug...erm..erm...the fan" Doris stuttered with a slight trembling voice I prayed silently again to Shango to make Joke and Nike swallow the feeble lie Seems my prayer was answered as Nike spoke within the second "really, the work must be kind of stressful for him to have forgotten his cloths." "Mum, where is he? Is he around? We've checked his room and he wasn't there". Joke stressed out Death will soon locate me with the way this awkard situation is heading. The tension was too much "he...left here before I slept, he said he wants to get a tool from the Gen house." Doris replied, but she applied more courage to her voice this time All this while I never stopped communicating with Shango "since when? He should have been back by now." there was a silence and if not for the OX breeze that was masking the sound of our respective heartbeats, am sure they would have detected my presence with the way my heart was wrestling within me "don't worry yourself too much dear, he is a grown up, and he can han..." Doris was saying before she was interrupted by Joke "I know he can handle himself mum, but...but am just worried because of his situation with those basta*d gangs." Her voice was laced with worry and agitation I can't help but feel guilty for making her feel worried unnecessarily. She has done nothing but help me throughout our almost 1month relationship 'DAROUS, you be born idiot o' I told myself. Ironically, I could feel my konji was still semi hard. 'you better behave yourself, or I will cut you off this night' i warned my dck and it became flaccid instantly. 'IDIOT' "let me call him" She added and I realise that this is the real sequel of trouble. My phone is lying few feets away from me. If she dialed it, it will ring out loud and Doris will be caught offgaurd because am not sure she's aware of my phone's presence in the room Besides that, if anybody except Doris picked it up, there is absolutely no way I won't be seen 'YOUNG JOHN THE WICKED PRODUCER, skibo robo skibo, skibor rorbor skibor...ooooosheeyy badest, baami loke o.....' My phone boomed out. I watched anxiously as Nike's leg marched towards my phone. I closed my eyes hoping to hear something like 'WHAT! UNCLE DAROUS? What are you doing beside my mum's bed?'. I was avidly waiting for that statement for more than 5secs as my phone stopped ringing but that statement never came. I slowly opened my right eyes while leaving the left closed only to see a thumbs up sign pointing downwards from Nike's right hand while she used her left hand to pick up the phone My brain was trying hard to find the X in the simultaneous equation that just erupted from this awkard situation "his phone here too?" Joke voiced out astoundedly "maybe he left it here when he went out" Nike replied "the more reason why am worried mum!...if anything happened to him.....mum...I can't forgive.....myself mum" Joke said with a sobbing sound "lets look for him in the compound! Instead of worrying about what we are not sure of." Doris said and I could see all the six legs marched hurriedly towards the door I waited for 5 secs to make sure they are far away from the room before I rushed out from my detention I looked around and decided to just walk out without taking my armless With a rare spark of genius thinking, I headed towards the kitchen terrace where Doris and I had our discussion the previous night It was dark outside save for the fence lights that illuminated the compound Fortunately the two plastic chairs was still there. I sat on one and placed my legs on the second I could hear Joke's voice calling my name, followed by Doris hypocritic voice shouting my name from the compound. Moments later, I heard their footsteps coming towards the kitchen. I quickly pretended to be asleep. "oh my Gawd! He's here mum! Joke! Darous is here. He's asleep here!" I heard Nike's voice cried out from my pretended slumber state Shango be PRAISED!!! T.B.C

Am waiting for what will now happen next

Every day for thief, one day na for d owner of d house.

Ha toto go kill you one day

Hmmm u wnt escape it nxt time oh.

@henrymary and @ladyyg una two no like me at all @fb-danieledem no dey comment for the story again

@fb-hunwisamuel.. i don tok my own.. Joke must catch u one day..cos as doris have tasted d shangoistic weapon,she will come for more

@fb-hunwisamuel why i go like u wey b say u dey bleep any how, any hole huh?

@fb-hunwisamuel pls my @fb-danieledem don tire 4 ur matter o.

Make i do am so dat e go get sense @atermarial..

50. COUNTLESS I waited for Joke and Doris to arrive before I sluggishly opened my eyes just to avoid the simultaneous equation in Nike's face "oh Darous! Have been so worried!" Joke said as she rushed over to me and gave me an emotional kiss on the lips but in my own treacherous mind, a lot of thoughts was running through it I don't deserve your love Joke, you would definitely hit a sledge hammer on my dck if you know that the Mouth you are kissing just ate your mum's pussee some moments ago You would definitely detest me forever if you know that I just finished pumelling the tunnel you passed into this world Joke, in simpler terms, I just finished fvcking your mum I know I was helping your mum, but am doing it at your own detriment. Please am sorry! Those were the thoughts that kept on rattling in my brain as she kissed me emotionally I hated myself for thinking that way, but I can't help it at that moment The kiss seemed to last forever but in reality it was less than twenty seconds as she pulled out. She shot me a frank look before she spoke "your lips tastes somehow tangy" Ofcourse, it would, It just did a thorough baptism in your mummy's pussee. I thought inwardly as She disengaged from me and backed away leaving a little distance between us "hope am free to go now, since you lovebirds have found eachother" Doris said before I could come up with any feeble explanation to Joke's previous accusation "thanks mum! You are the best mum in the world. Thanks for helping me to look for him". Joke said appreciatively to her mum. I waited for Doris to leave before I spoke for the first time in the last 1hour "wait..what happened? Why do you guys looked so worried?" I questioned as I rose up from the chair and focused my eyes on Joke's face. "don't mind my sister Jare, she always get downhearted on any small issue concerning you" Nike said and I was forced to look at her "hmm..I see...thank you for everything jare...." I told Nike. She gave me a demure smile "what are you thanking her for.?" Joke spoke outrightly, and I was astounded of my own stupidity "erm....just that...I just fe.." I stammared before Nike came to my rescue "he must be thanking me for being the person out of the three of us that found him first" Joke shot me a 'REALLY?' gaze and I nodded affirmatively "Miss Founder, thanklu youuuu belli much" Joke said in a baby tone."can you excuse us abegggi?" she stressed at Nike Nike smiled and turned abruptly and headed inside This girl is really something else... I'm so lucky for everything she's done for me in the last awkard moments. My still being in that house was because of her "hmn..hmn!" Joke coughed gently to snap me out of my thoughts. "seems your mind is elsewhere" "ah..no not atall...just thinking about how am so lucky to have you in my life...you are my priceless jewel....". I held her by the shoulder so our gaze was now directly proportional to eachother. I could see the love, care and affection running in her pupil. Her innocent and beautiful face portrays nothing but undilluted amount of tenderness and mildness Without any stubborn doubts, this girl is really inlove with me But fate has just hit her a fatal blow by making her fall for a pussee hunter like me I can't ascertain what I really feel for her yet, but I know it isn't Love. But I need to play along if I don't want to hurt her. 'I thought. The traces of tears started to form in her eyes as I continue to shower her with sweetwords from my sugarcoated mouth. I bent my head down and placed a deep kiss on her succulent lips. She reciprocated it as she opened her mouth wider, allowing my pussee flavoured tongue an easy access to her mouth The natural air breezing against my bare chest did nothing but add a new stir of passion to the ongoing chemistry between us. Its feels as if we are the only people left in the world while everybody else have relocated to thunder planet She withdrew from the kiss after some seconds and took a deep look into my eyes Guys let me tell you, When someone is truly beautiful, you don't need any halogen light to see their face in any kind of darkness Her natural fair complexion was radiating under the coloured bulb that was illuminating the terrace She locked her stare in my eyes and I was afraid she might have detected my dreadful deeds through the kiss we just shared I was starting to feel uneasy and anxious before she broke the silence "Darous do you Love me?" She said with the most gentle and cool voice that nearly scatter my brains I was mesmerised or let me say manipulated or even blackmailed by the sonority in her voice as I screamed "YES! Yes! I LOVE YOU JOKE! I love you". Without thinking atall I guess my brain always malfunction at the sight of beauty. It has happened COUNTLESSLY and am begining to hate it "you now own my HEART Darous...please handle it with care" she said with a beautiful smile Can I really do that? Only time will tell TBC

51. COUNTLESS As far as awkard moments go, the events of the last eight hours of my life had been quite memorable *** I retired to my room to have a nice and thorough shower. I still haven't laid my eyes on my phone and I decided to leave it there until its need arises Minutes after I've taken my shower, Nike brought two unbreakable dishes of rice and beans, laced with stew, two roasted chicken laps plus a fruit juice to my room She placed it on the reading table opposite the bed and left immediately without uttering a word I devoured the rice and beans hastely before topping it up with fruit juice and the chicken laps Guys, wait does chicken have laps? If they don't have, what then do you call the space between the Hip and Knee region of a chicken? Oh! Did I just say hip? Do they have hips? Look, I don't care jare. I sha ate chicken with rice and beans and I enjoyed it. Chikena Nike came back later with my phone and cloth. She handed it to me mutely with an expressionless face and packed the dishes She headed for the door but I quickly rose up from the bed and stopped her "Nike, I want to say a very big than..." "don't worry Bro D, its nothing" she cuts in outrightly Maybe she's angry at me. I can't blame her though, no sane human being will be happy with someone that just probably slept with her mum "Nike just give me a chance to explain...its not what you think, seeing can be...." "deceiving abi?...." she cuts in abruptly and I was taken aback with her next speech "don't play with my psyche Bro D, and you don't have to lie to me. I literally know more than you think....if I wanted to blow the whistle, I would have done it already, but I don't judge incidents hastily without confirming the truth" she paused, then continued as I continue to stare at her beautiful but presently frown face "What I did back then was just to protect my sister's emotions. I was afraid she might do something rash if she smelt anything fishy at that moment. Because am sure she will be totally devastated if she saw you hiding in my mum's room" she ended the last words in what seems like a whisper and made to leave I was really ashamed of myself, I was lost for words as I shifted my gaze to the floor "we continue this tomorrow...sleep tight". She opened the door and left instantly I returned to the bed and checked my phone. There was 17 missed calls on it 2 from Jide, 8 from Adedoyin, 4 from Chioma and 3 from an unsaved number I have offended Chioma alot by avoiding her during the past two weeks. I decided to call her so as to bridge the gap between us. I dialed Chioma's number, and she picked at the second ring "Darous, why have you been ignoring my calls? Have I offended you? Is it because I couldn't accomoda...." "Chy, its not like that...have just been busy...thats all...and you didn't offend me atall" I said placidly to ease her worries "you mean we are ok?" "com'on, don't be ridiculous, why wont we be okay?..forget that one jare....how are you?" "to be candid, am not fine o...I missed you so much... Especially your dck, and handsome face" "hmmm...you mean you haven't been Oshibanjo(ing) your Nigeria while my Buhari was away?" I said sarcastically "what?...I don't get you" "you want to tell me your Boyfriend have not been anointing your ministery in my absence?" I said specifically with a comical tone "and who told you I have a boyfriend?" "no one, but I just know that a beautiful girl like you must definitely have a boyfriend" "well for your info...I don't have because I hate the term Relationship..it makes me wanna puke" "you can't be serious..." "trust me...I am..." "then what do you call whats between us?" I queried "thats different...what we share is a no-string attached stuff...you fvck me good, I come back for more, you fvck me terrible, then end of discussion" "hmmm...that sounds good to me?" "really!...so when do we see" she inquired "maybe next week..but I'll call you sha..." 'one minute remaining' said the MTN female computerised voice "you sure? Please don't fvck up o" "I will rather fvck you than fvck up.....I will call you tomorrow jare..bye bye" "ok bye handsome...sweetdreams" "you too". I ended the call I checked my account balance and it displayed #4.20k I would have called Jide but I obviously don't have enough airtime or Mb. I became bored since sleep isn't coming, so I decided to play a game on my phone I scrolled to the App menu and contemplate on the game I can play I have, Dream league soccer, Asphalt racing, Mission imposible, Grand Theft Autocity, San andreas, and Temple run. All the games can only be played with Megabite except the Temple run and Dream league And since real men don't play temple run, what they do is, go to the nearest Zoo, open a Lion's cage and start running, So I resumed my Dream league game I was in the last match of the second elite division before I heard a gentle and barely audible knock on my door. It was 2.am TBC

Nike you get sense

Hope say u no go enter am for d game u dey play mr d,prevention is beta dan cure o

@danieledem u too get level

Doris is back for completion of D D 2nd missionary jorney, come u think u ar smart abi ? U see hw she decode ur nonsense, yeye dey smelle. Thank u oh jare @fb-danieledem.

@coolval nd @jummybabe make una come arrange dix stori according to espisode 4 easy acess

I paused the game and listened intently in anticipation of the knock again It sounded again barely two secs later. I dropped my phone on the bed and walked towards the door "who is that?" I asked in a whisper tone hoping it shouldn't be Doris We just barely escaped getting caught some hours ago, and am not ready to thread that path again. Atleast not now "its me Joke". Came the reply. My conscience started troubling me at the hearing of her voice Can I face her now? Have Nike spoken to her? I continue to dither for some seconds before she spoke again "open the door now" "just a sec..." I took a deep breath and opened the door ajar. She was claded in a blue bumshorts and a strapless white top The smell of her haircream penetrated my nostrils and the aura portrayed by her presence made me throw all the guilt into thin air as I dragged her inside, closed the door and placed a deep kiss on her lips She stopped the kissing after 3secs and we approached the bed I sat down with my back leaned against the wall. She relaxed on the bed and placed her head on my laps. The fan in the room continue to discharge its breeze steadily to strenghten the hobnob moment we were having together "you know, Nike has explain everything to me" she stated after some minutes of silence in the room Chai, atlast, My barca is about to leave Champions league. My admission to get back on the street is finally completed "talk now!" her voice snapped me out of my shivery metaphorical thoughts "erm...erm...its not what you think Joke...I can explain.." "Nike already told me at the salon that you have met the brother of one of the gang members" She clarified "you mean erm..you were actually talking about those robbers?" I said with a less anxious tone "yeap...How do you plan to settle the issue with them? You can't stay here forever, which is why am so worried" She turned her head to my stomach direction so our eyes were now at a confluence I hmmmed as I felt a great relief run through my mind. I resumed to stroking her hair "seriously Joke, I don't know, but the good news is that, I just got to know the house of one of them.......I don't have a plan yet but I will try and sort it out soon." I explained hedgely She stared at my face probably expecting me to say something else "what style of hair is this one?" I asked after the prolonged silence "its called brazillian weaveon..its the trending style in town" she replied casually with a smile and I can't help but admire her beauty again "hmmm...you look beautiful Joke, I swear to you with my ATM password, you are the perfect definition of beauty" "ahahah...you flatter me too much...Darous" she said with a melodic laughter "if you call that one flattering, then what do you call this?" I asked rhetorically "what?" I coughed a bit and began. "Gawd created you UNIQUE, He used all his beauty TECHNIQUES and gave you the best PHYSIQUE, even without you visiting the BOUTIQUE you look CLASSIQUE, Joke you are LOVELY!" I stated amorously and I could see the effects of my words in her eyes. She was so emotional "hmm..Darous, that was really really lovely...you make me feel like a new baby.." She raised her head up and gave me a short kiss on the lips "Joke, if I had the letters 'HRT' I can add an 'EA' to get a 'hEArt' or a 'U' to get a 'hUrt'. But I'll rather add a 'U' and get 'HURT' than have a 'HEART' without 'U" "wow! wow! This is too much honey...Gawd, I love you sooo much...I feel like crying dear...you surely know how to trigger my emotions.." she resumed to showering me with kisses and pecks We romanced cladedly for close to 35mins before she pulled away She sat on my stretched laps and stared into my eyes. "can you make love to me?" she asked with a slight frightened tone that got me confused "make love? To you?" "yes love! I want you to be my first!" she beseeched with a cordial smile "what!" I exclaimed in bewilderment as her words registered its meanings in my brain "you mean you are a...erm...I mean a Vir.....gin?" "yes dear!....you make it sound as if its such a bad thing" "no..no..it isn't but its a very rare thing...care to tell me why?" "why what?" "I mean why you still a virgin at 25" "no one wants to date a crippled lady except you" She said with a tone of irony Even as a self-acclaimed pusee hunter that I am, this is one thing I hated most in my life. To Disvirgin a Virgin is a total phobia to me In reality-check, this emotional Joke will never forgive me if I later betray her which I know I will I turned her enticing offer down elusively by telling her that we should maintain her status till the night of our wedding. She wasn't happy but she accepted it notwithstanding It was 4:00am when she left my room and I slept off *** I was having yet again the mysterious sexual dream when the ringing of my phone woke me up I reached for it and was totally astounded with the caller I.d TBC

@ladyg pls is there any way this story can be arranged accordingly for easy access for those who didn't start the story with us @fb-danieledem make una help ooo

I guess in numberin d episodes abi ? Mmmm @coolval will do justice it dear.

episode links will be added at the page 1 today

Whose de caller

But guy u try o, this one dat u reason with ur brain nd not with ur amu, u need 2 b congrantulated guy.

Who is the person calling you.

1st time wey u make good decison

Am I dreaming? Beatrice calling me? After she vehemently cursed me never to call her again. I was dethered for some secs. I checked the time and it was 7.am. The ringing stopped and I concluded within myself to pick it if she calls again Barely 3secs the call came again, I slided the call icon to the receive icon slowly and placed the phone on my ear. I waited for her to speak up just to avoid any mayhem "hello" her voice sounded very cordial and that gave me the motivation needed to reply "Hi Beatrice" "Darous right?" "yeap...whatsup?" I replied "the last time we spoke, you claimed that you want to explain what really happened to me...." "yes...and you didn't give me the chance to do so" I cut in "thats exactly why we are having this call now. I want to hear you out before I take my decision on us" She stated still with the cordial tone "thank gawd for that...atleast its a good start" "go ahead am all ears" "actually Beatrice....I was drugged and rapèd on that..." she didn't let me end my speech before she bursted into laughter "com'on, Darous or Darwhatever your name is, is that the only alibi you can come up with? Come on, don't tell me there's nothing sensible in the skull behind your handsome face" I felt really insulted by her insolence but I decided to ward it off "you don't believe me? Ok, to believe is left to you, but thats the truth." She was silent for some seconds before she spoke again "you want me to believe you right? Then tell me, were you drugged before or after you sneaked out on me when I was sleeping?" oh! She eventually knew that I decamped out on her that night? No wonder she's been so cold towards me "erm, I was drugged after I left the room" I answered wondering where she was driving at "now why did you left me alone in the room in the first place? Remember I took you to the event, you were suppose to be my escort but instead you had other plans...you disgust me Darous" she declared with a spiteful tone "Beatrice, I know this is hard to believe, especially when its not an eye to eye discussion, why don't you give me the benefit of the doubts by letting us meet and sort it out amicably" I said rhetorically She remained muted for some secs "ok. Meet me at the Motel infront of SweetSensation at noon. Failing to do that, end of story!" "piece of cake Beatrice. Will surely be there". I replied and the line went dead I was quite ecstatic with this new development. This is an ample opportunity for me to ammend the relationship with the one person I thought wasn't obsessed with me. Our time together back then has been based on requite of Pay-Me-I-Fvck-You stuff, and not the kind of, I love you by Adedoyin or Give me a Male child by Doris *** 11.am on D.O.T, I was getting set to embark on my trip to the SweetSensation to accost Beatrice I was claded in an original Blue R.Madrid long sleeve jersey with DAROUSMART '7' emboldened at the back. I decided to put on the Madrid Jersey because they are presently the winning team in the world that knows how to deal with anything letter 'B' Bayern, Barca etc, and if I wish to win this B-eatrice, I needed to stick with the Gallacticos My Rolex wristwatch clipped firmly on my left hand wrist as I laced my cowboy black boots and buckled the belts on my black D&C jeans I stood gallantly infront of the wall wardrobe mirror, I marvelled at the strands of my dark, soft afro hairstyle There's absolutely no-way in hell Beatrice's Bayern will not bow to my Madrid looks 'Skibo robo Skibo, skibor rorbor skibor, oooshey....' the ringing of my phone brought my mind back to the room I reached for it, I checked it and it was Adedoyin. Oh shìt! I cursed inwardly. I remember promising to see her today. She is probably calling to tell me where and when to meet The phone stopped ringing and before I could finish spelling U-C-L, it rang again. I decided to let it ring away because picking it and telling her that I can't honour my promise again will be like trying to eradicate stewpidity from the veins of that idiot that use to quote a whole update I got to the living room and was met with 'WOW' looks and stares from Joke, Nike and their mum. They were still claded in their Church attires They informed me earlier to follow them to church but I declined instantly Shango no dey go filling station. Fire and petrol na nuclear combination I was headed for the door when Joke accosted me and queried where I was heading I lied to her by telling her that I was visiting my dads younger sister that bailed me out of the police station *** I got to the motel promptly 12pm. Beatrice called to give me the rooms direction. I got to the door and heaved a deep sigh. I rubbed my palms together very fast as I prepared to open the door 'Bayern, Here I come'. I said as I opened the door but I was met with another team that was far more powerful than Bayern munich awaiting my R.M TBC

What else can it be..

So smtin wey powerful pass ur baba shango thunder dey ? Kukukuku i dey laugh u. Nxt biko.

maybe beatrice & adedoyin are both in d room there... Well i just kw u wnt leav there d xame way u came

How she go just call you and you kuku go, your shangostic no tell you to get sense? @ladyg just negodi this guy ooo...

Bia esi gini @emreks where is u dey all these while ? No mind dat thunder pikin, e amu go soon land am 4 wahala.

@ladyg @henrymary @fb-danieledem food is here

I stepped inside and was welcomed into the pitch by the sight of two of the most notable errors of nature Two fat ugly women were stark nal3d in the room waiting for me. The one sitting on the divan by my left hand side has a gallas hairstyle, while the head of the one sitting on the bed with crossed legs was shaven like a desert pvssy Zouma brests, Pogba faces, and kante statures, thats the easiest way I can describe their appearance. But Incase you don't watch soccer, the summary of their looks in general terms is Absolute Ugliness The curtains at the window were down leaving the illumination duty of the room for the fluorescent light situated beside the ceiling fan "you arrived right on time" stated the one with gallas hair style with a smile "no...please sorry for disturbing you, I think I entered the wrong room". The gallas head looked at the bald headed one and at a single motion of her hand, the bald headed one rose up and cat-walked to the door Her black right and left ass cheeks were slapping each other hard as she made for the door. She locked it and headed towards the toilet. I could hear some flushing sound coming from the toilet and she returned few moments later "you are Darous...right?" the bald head questioned as she regained her seat "yes! How do you know my name?" "You are here to meet a woman you met few weeks ago" I nodded affirmatively and she continued, "She called you this morning to meet her here" "yee...es..." I drawled still wondering how she knew all that info "you are here to discuss an issue with....?" I didnt permit her to end her provocative rhetorical questions before I lashed out "then where is she!" I cried out getting frustrated already They exchanged glances and bursted into laughter. I was infuriated by their reedy voice and unpleasant looks. Nothing about them is sexy atall "answer my question!" I snarled but they seemed less intimidated by my acrimonious display as they shot each other another glance and bursted into another round of laughter "we are here to deputize for her" The bald headed stated with a wide grin that greatly infuriated me the more Whats the meaning of this rubbish? Is Beatrice's Bayern trying to outsmart my Madrid? Thats never going to happen. I just need a nice tactics to get her Vidal a redcard and the game will be won easily I was still contemplating on how to apply my tactics when my phone rang and I hesitated before I reached for it in my pockets The 2 women were staring seductively at my dck region as I picked the call. It was Beatrice "I can see that you already like what you are seeing" Her voice sounded calm from the other end of the phone "what? Two cousins of devil are staring at me right now, and you said am liking it?" I voiced out my frustration at her The two women have started romancing eachother as the call goes on. I hissed at their disgusting sight and turned around facing the door "calm down dear, just give them some time to please you, those devils you are staring at will soon become an angel to you my sweet boy, trust me" "Beatrice, whats the meaning of this, Am I in the wrong room?...." "not atall..my sweet Darous, you are perfectly and exactly where I want you to be...." "are you kidding me?" I lamented rhetorically "maybe I have to rephrase my speech, I'll rather watch the Pig's diary than stare at this disgusting fat assholes from the pit of he..." "will you shut the fvck up? You fool!, you even have the audacity to complain? Did you even realise the damaged your frivolity have done to my reputation? My friends are mocking me Darous! You betrayed me!!..." her voice changed to an acrid sobbing one "its true that I strayed into the minefield of a misguided romance with you, but I realise my mistake now. I thought I could forgive you Darous, but I can't. You have to pay for what you did". She lashed out with an angry tone "Beatrice I accept my fault...But even if I have to pay for my sins, not this way nau, please Beatr" "don't Beatrice me boy, Just be a man, and face the consequences of your actions." "how will I survive a kiss with this beasts talkless of having sex with them?" "you have to, and for your info, I already paid those two ladies hansomely as advance payments. Their job is to make you fvck them tirelessly from the moment you entered the room till tuesday morning just exactly the type of deal we had back then" "but what if I refuse to fvck them? am free to go..right?" "then you leave them with no choice" "to do what exactly" I said with an anxious tone "they will have to rapè you unconsious everyday till tuesday arrives." I was silent instantly as the reality of her words settled in my mind. "and I suggest you corperate with them, before you force them to do it the gun way" She didn't allow me to utter any words before she terminated the call. HOW DO I FVCK 2 END-TIME Pussees without fainting b4 Tuesday? TBC

Good for you...I think this will teach u a lesson.

Sorry boy take it like that...

See wat lack of putting amu in its place av cos u bayi

U beta face ur punishment here nw..with two face of horror

Hope the owner of this story is aware that you are posting it here....?

Which kain thing be this nah, if Beatrice want to pay back make she kuku use her sef nah...

Make una giv me some space make i faint biko, o boy dat beatrice na she devil o, @ele1 @fb-danieledem @emmy01 mae una kon see dis kind amu punishment o.

Darous I pray for you, may you never die 'on duty' or in 'active service' @LadyG I'm here though coming late

@LadyG na to catch up with u guys o cuz i nah de wen wuna start o :b

55. COUNTLESS I stared blankly at my phone's screen for some secs as I was lost in thought Why's my life gradually turning into a senate of troubles? Can't someone fvck pussee without consequences again? The moaning sounds of the romancing devils brought me back from my trip of thoughts Seeing them lost in their horrific ectasy, I quietly sneaked to the door and tried opening it, but it was locked and the key was not in the key hole. 'Oh Shìt!' I cursed inwardly as I resigned myself to fate and motioned backwards slowly to avoid suspicion of what I initialy wanted to do Why am I always getting cut in the web-snare of Beatrice? The last time we met was also not a pleasant one. Why! Why!! Why!!! Wait, Beatrice used a metaphor in her last statement before she ended the call, 'THE GUN WAY!'... Is she saying that those ladies have got guns? Oh! Am in serious shìt! I didn't envisage things to turn out this way, that was why I lied to Joke ealier. I decided to amend my errors quickly by sending a text to Joke to inform her of my predicament I turned around again to take a peep at the romancing devils and could see that they were still moaning loudly at the enjoyment of their slow body So I typed,: Joke, I just got kidnapped by some guys. Am at the motel deep inside SweetSensation at Panseke. Please help me, and don't come alone. I love you I clicked on the 'SEND' icon and was totally frustrated at what I saw : Message sending failed. Low account balance Shitt, I remembered that I've already exhausted my airtime the previous night while talking to Chioma, and I haven't been able to recharge since then I grudgingly decided to do what I hated most in my life, to borrow airtime. I borrowed 100naira hastily and was about to resend the text with my thumb about to click on the 'send icon' when I felt something cold kissed the back of my neck. I was instantly frozen to the spot "huh-hoh! I wouldn't do that if I were you." I turned around slowly with my phone still in my hands only to be met with the sight of the bald headed lady holding a pistol at my face I was visibly shaking and trembling. I have never seen a live gun in my life and here is one directly pointed at my handsome face "drop the fvcking phone now!!" She thundered and I fidgetingly oblidged to her command "ple...ase...don't shoot....ple...a...se I beg you.." I stammered anxiously as I raised up my two hands "Beauty, make ah scatter hin brain comot for hin skull?" She said as she tiptoed up and placed the gun on my forehead At that moment, all my memories have vanished. Nothing was left in my head as I trembled for mercy at the hands of this experiments of lucifer "don't do that Pretty, he's no use to us dead" The gallas head replied as she rose from the bed and marched towards us On a normal day, I would have laughed my brains out hysterically at the irony of their names that was contradicting with there appearances but I don't have that luxury at that moment The one called Pretty stepped aside with her dwarfy hands still pointing the pistol at my face as Beauty stood infront of me and began to survey my sculptured body She placed her right palm on my cheek and it felt as if she just placed a rough igneous on it I sent a condolence mssg to my dck in advance because it will definitely bleed to death if this lady stroked it with her razor palms "Darous, has anyone ever told you that you have a very lousy taste in women?" She stated as she started teasing my beards 'Shango! Are you just going to stand there and watch how this errors of nature molest your own son? this is child abuse for gawd sake!' I cried out mentally "but co-operate well and we won't have to use force since you seem like a nice guy to me" Beauty said after staring at my whimpering face "what...are.." "quiet!...don't talk when Beauty is talking or you risk getting a bullet in your head" Pretty warned with a stern look dominating her super ugly face "what your madam didn't realise was that, we would have done this for free assuming we knew that you were this... handsome". Beauty gave me a head to toe look and swallowed hard as she finished her statement "so how do we go about it? Free will and nobody gets hurt or forced will? Choose wisely!" Pretty stated as she rested her butt on the divan and placed the gun on her laps Beauty wandered her eyes on my face, expecting my reply but I just looked away from her monkey eyes and started thinking There was silent for some secs, as I was still deliberating on her question when I saw that the light switch was only few metres awa from where I was standing Only if I could reach for it and switch it off, I will quickly grab the gun from Pretty's laps and that will give me the dictatorship of this situation I will gladly give this devils face some bullet surgery to complement their already ugly looks I chuckled wickedly at the thought as I prepared to try my luck with this new idea TBC

But guy to honest with u, u need Christ nd gawd of shango or watever u cal it. ok broda man @ele1, u kn get lele.

Guys mae una kon see say shango don forseek e son o, @henrymary @fb-danieledem @harzaroboy @maths @emreks @atermarial @kelly-kekvin, @emmy01 ar u there?

God will help you.

56. COUNTLESS I smiled demurely at Beauty and moved closer to her. My plan was to sacrifice my lips by kissing her for some secs, and after getting her carried away, I will lunge sideways and switch off the light before Pretty even gets to react to the situation But as closer as I get to her, Her rate of ugliness started affecting my mind as I couldn't find the vigor to proceed with the plan Where in the devils Play store did Beatrice downloaded this beasts? Chai! Ah don suffer today I closed my eyes and bend my head down a bit to meet her lips. She reciprocated the kiss as she penetrated my mouth with her tongue I opened my left eye and looked in Pretty's direction. I could see bewilderment of ectasy written on her face. Just the exact result I wanted Beauty wrapped her small arms around my head and limped her miniature but fat body up on my me and wrapped her legs around my waists. She feels so small in my arms. Am sure who ever gave birth to her would have definitely find it very easy in the delievery room Our lip-lock proceeded gradually and I struggled to swallow the not-too-bad taste of her tongue and lips Still with an open left eye, I watched Pretty stuck a finger in her pvssy and placed the gun with the other hand on the divan chair. She rose up and pointed the finger she just withdrew from her pvssy to my face beckoning me to suck on it Over my shangoic insured body Seeing the horror of whats about to happen, and with Beauty still lost in our kiss, I stretched my left hands swiftly towards the switch and the room became dark instantly I disengaged myself from the liplock with Beauty and she landed heavily on the floor with a loud thud. She groaned and cursed me loudly in the darkness "what just happened?" I could hear Pretty's voice from the darkness I adjusted my sight to the latest contrast of the room and was able to saw Pretty searching under the bed "Pretty, on the light, that sonofabitch have twisted my ankle....I can't move". Beauty continued groan in the darkness In a flash, I calculated my moves and marched towards the chair to pick the gun. I picked it and before I could turn around to switch on the light, I felt a heavy jab landed on my stomach followed by a punch on my nose as I bent down from the effect of the slap I winced in pain as I staggered backwards to regain my stamina only to receive another heavy knock on my right ribs. I fell to the floor with the gun still held firmly in my hand and it took my eyes some seconds to subscribed into the darkness Beauty was still on the floor. The silence in the room was disrupted by the ringing of my phone. I turned around swiftly and saw that the phone was closer to Pretty than it was to me. She picked the phone and opened the back cover, she removed the battery and the room released another album with silence featuring darkness again "switch on the light Pretty, I can't move!" Beauty cried out and I saw Pretty moved towards the light switch I managed to get up and regained my foot on the floor as the light came on "oh boy, drop that gun!" Pretty ordered "and why should I do that?" I smiled wickedly "you think am gonna let your collective ugly asses rapè me to death?...huh! Not in this life time bìtch" I said with an impious grin as I wiped the sweat forming on my forehead with the back of my left hand. The pain in my ribs was becoming less excruciating I shifted my gaze to Beauty sitting on the floor with a doloured face. She held her right ankle and was rubbing it as she kept her face locked on mine "now! You guys should listen to me very well," I said with a tone of authority "you will open the door now and you will make use of your ugly eyes by watching me get out of this devil's confinement...Or else, am gonna have to disengage your head from your neck with bullets!" my thunderous declaration was countered with an unexpected laughter from Pretty as she stepped closer to me. Even Beauty was laughing very hard despite the fact that she's still injured on the ankle "you think this is funny? Eh? You try me and watch how I will use this gun to raise the power of your dilapitated faces to square root of 10" I lashed out angrily and simultaneously pointed the gun at their irritating looks Pretty let out a slight chuckle and stepped forward slowly towards me "Stay where you are or you will be dead so fast, they won't be ready for you in hell!" I threatened with a serious and determined tone with the gun still pointed at her face She neglected my threats and stepped forward again "Bìtch! I ain't joking! Don't try...." "I can't decide, is it boundless courage you have in that empty brain of yours or incorrigible stupidiy that you don't know that the gun you are holding is a pure toy gun?" Pretty spoke outrightly as she walked closer to me and stood boldly infront of the gun and stared into my face unshakingly What! Toy gun? Are you kidding me? There's no way am getting out of here alive if she's right T.B.C

Hmmm

Hmmm this is serious o, guy ur case don tire me. In dis ur calamity/ satuation is only God dat cn save o.

Bobo ur own aff done... Beauty nd Pretty (BP) will rape u sotey u will make new resolution

Just pull d trigger! They might be testing u to see if u will drop d gun

@royalgold it's really made in china

Am really sorry for you...

Beauty have managed to drag herself up to the bed. Her face was writhed in pain But wait guys, how do you confirm a toy gun from a real gun? Have checked the expiry date, Nafdac registration and everything checkable on it and still couldn't confirm its authenticity. The only weapon have known and used in my entire life has been Thunder "you are a total idiot Darous" She interrupted my thoughts "other guys would have jumped at this opportunity to satisfy their dck free of charge for the next 3days, but here you are, pointing a gun at other peoples fantasy". Pretty declared with a disgusting hiss "oh! Now I get it, you are feeling abased right?...you expected me to jump at you and started fvcking you?" I chuckled "not gonna happen! Cos you guys are not my type and will never be!" I declared with grithed teeth "and what are the criterias that make up your type" Beauty questioned with an agonising look on her face "whats the point in asking you to provide what you can never have?...totally pointless!...now open that damn door!" I barked "how will you know what we are capable of if you don't let us..." "ENOUGH! b!tch!" I thundered as Pretty and I began to circle slowly with our eyes still on eachother and the gun still in my right hand It was during that process that I glanced at the digital wall clock. It reads 3:32pm. I've only spent 3hrs in this room with this beasts and it seems like have been here 50yrs ago? The temperature of the room was gradually rising to an unbearable one as sweats began to form on my head "Darous drop the gun and lets settle this before someone gets hurt" Pretty said after two rounds of circling in silence "the only people that will get hurt if you don't let me leave this room is you guys! Open the door now!" I snarled again "the gun you holding is a toy gun Darous, check under it and..." "you are kidding right?" I said with a wicked chuckle "is that your feeble attempt at making me surrender myself to you? B!tch, thats not gonna happen" "its now obvious that you lack common sense, why don't you pull the trigger and see if am..." "you calling my bluff abi?" I interrupted her. "You think I can't pull the trigger and design this room with the fagments of your ugly skull? Eh? Don't you try me!" She looked away and I hurriedly check under the gun handle and saw Made In China clearly written there. Oh sh!t, Its truly a toy gun. na thunder go fire those chinko engineers, can't they just stick with the production of noodles and Tecno phones alone? Must they interfere into gun business? Now their greediness to catch up with Bill Gates is about to get me rap3d by this ugly sadists "Beauty!" She called out with her back now against the bed and her gaze still fixed on my face. "I think we have to handle this boy the hard...." "handle me?..." I rubbed off a sweat that just dropped in my eyes with my left palm and before I could regain my sight I was caught offguard by what happened next In what seems like a flash, she whirled around and Beauty threw a gun at her and before I could say 'fvck' she released two quick sucessive shots into my chest and two objects that looks like tranquilizers stucked into my chest I became dizzy instantly and struggled to stay on my feet "I just shot you with a tranquilizer and an aphrodisiac, you should have taken the offer while it lasts....you will wake up begging....." her voice trailed off as I dropped to the floor and drifted into oblivion *** I awoke to the feelings of sexual urge burning at every fibre of my body. My sight recaptured the image of my environment and I instantly realize that I was still in the room but now lying nak3d on the bed I tried to raise my hand but strenght defied me. I could feel my konji very hard as the ceiling fan sent a breeze past it and I remembered the last statement I heard before I lost consciousness I was shot with a tranquilizer and a sexual arousing drug, perhaps thats why the whole department of my body was screaming for sex Someone that looks like Tonto Dike but shorter than her crawled up nak3d to me on the bed and placed a deep kiss on my lips "you are finally awake, it took you sooo long to wake up Darous". The voice sounded familiar to my ear as I stared at her face trying to remember her name Another nak3d woman that looks like the shorter version of Beyoncè suddenly jumped on the bed and positioned her pvssy on my hard Konji It felt so good that I couldn't protest or complain "Pretty...stop whyning around and lets just fvck the sh!t out of him before the drug wears off" "What!" I screamed out in amazement"..are you..." "shhhh". Tonto placed her index finger on my lips as Beyoncè continue to ride my dck very hard "told you we can become whatever you want" Tonto placed her pvssy on my face as Beyoncè was riding the shìt out of me "now suck my pvss". She was still saying when a loud bang from the door interrupted us TBC

@atermarial before his father shango will come 2 help him e must suck dat pussycat o, whether he likes it or nt.

Who kws maybe na omotola dey come for her own share

God will see you through.

@Samuel(SMK) @LadyG @Henrymary @fb-Danieledem @Ele1 @AterWilliamMarial @Royalgold @AyotundeAyodabo and every other lovers of this story please join as we celebrate one year anniversary of this story; COUNTLESS. It's God that help this story to survive a whole one year without ending it, indeed God is faithful to this story.

Med ooh happy annivarsary @emmy01 u dey keep tabs wella

@emmy01 jst celebration nothin attacked, i mean like drinks nd so forth?

Happy annivarsary 2 countless.

@emmy01 u just make my belle full this night, chai send ur acct num for me make i send u the #30 naira wey dey my acct make u use am buy henessey

Oya 2 episode for everybody

58. COUNTLESS The bang landed on the door again albeit more louder and ferocious this time around Tonto extracted her pvssy from my face and nudged me to remain still. She jumped down and I watched her entered the toilet "this is Inspector Bovi of the Nigeria Police force. Open the door now and surrender yourself." That was the sound that roared from a megaphone just outside the door Without warning Beyoncè lowered her head towards me and sent a slap across my handsome face "you fool, you managed to contact the police" She added bearly audible It feels as if the slap jogged some part of my brain back to reality as her ugly image resettled gradually in my mind "what tha fvck!" I cussed and hurled her away with all my strenght. I jumped down from the bed and reached for my Madrid jersey and jeans just as the police voice continued resonantly The event that took place afterwards was less than 3mins I was stuck inside the left of my jeans when Pretty emerged from the toilet and knocked me to the ground with a heavy kick "you fvcking slowpoke invited the fvcking police! But I swear, if we are going down today, we will make sure you don't live to tell the tale." She pounced on me and gave me another blow on my mouth which forced an incisor out of my mouth. I spurted and few H.I.V free blood oozed out of my mouth Throwing my vow of being gentlemanly with woman into the lagoon, I used all my strenght to push her miniature height aside and escorted her with a neck twisting punch on her face which rendered her motionless on the floor I sprang up abruptly and a bone crunching kick landed on my still painful ribs and I stumbled to the bed. Beauty dashed towards me perhaps with the aim of elbowing me on my stomach, but I calculated her move with the help of the pythagoras rule and ducked by rolling to the other side of the bed I landed on the floor with a groaning sound escaping from my mouth as my eyes settled on the only weapon that placed me at an advantage of the situation. I saw The gun with Tranquillizers lying centimeters away from me I reached for it and rose up to my feet in coincidence with Beauty's move to slash my head with a stool Without giving her any second thoughts, I aimed the gun at her "Take am...your father yansh!" I stated as I squeeze the trigger 5times I watched as 5 tranquilizers sprung out in quick successions and lined up in the valley of her brest with a mewling sound She fell flat on the bed dropping the stool as she lost consciousness and embarked on a dreamless slumber The police voice continued resonantly outside Pretty rose up holding her neck with one hand and pointed a gun at me with a daring look without saying a word I was scared at first but a quick resilient at the probability that the gun she's holding might be the Made In China gun caused me to smile widely stretching my painful mouth in the process "unless a toy gun can kill, not even a rapture can stop me from sending you to your ugly ancestors with this gun b!tch!" Her jaw dropped in shock and I quickly pulled the trigger, but 'click' nothing 'click' nothing third 'click' still nothing. "what tha hell!" I screamed out in angst "you are fvcked! Idiot!" She made to rush at me coincidentally the same time a gunshot sounded and the door was forcefully open. Two amoured policemen rushed inside instantly and accosted Pretty "drop the gun now! To the floor!" Commanded one of them and we both oblidge immediately without uttering a single word *** I was taken outside to the waiting police van in handcuffs alongside the slumbering Beauty and the handcuffed Pretty It was dark outside as the Police van drove out of the motel premises and headed towards the Police HQ at Eleweran We got to the station and the two policemen lead us to the anti-robbery section and unlocked our cuffs. I was allowed to sit down on the available bench until a senior inspector came inside with a sobbing Joke and Her mum Immediately Joke saw me, she ran to towards me and we engaged in a very tight embrace "Gawd bless!, you are finally safe Darous!" Doris said interrupting our hug with a satisfactory smile "I can't believe it myself" I said as Joke pulled away and I could see traces of tears on her cheeks "but how did the police found me" I asked no one in particular "all thanks to this young lady here, she tipped us off" The Senior inspector stated pointing to Joke. I directed my gaze to Joke with a questioning look "I got your message and informed the police immediately" Joke said with a less angst tone "what messa....?" my mind flashed back to the moments before Pretty pointed the gun at my face and I remembered that my thumb was directly placed on the 'SEND ICON'. 'oh gawd of thunder! my thumb must have accidentally pressed it before I dropped the phone on the floor'. I confirmed mentally and smiled at Joke. "I owe you my life dear, thank you..." "what happened to your teeth?" Questioned Joke "oh! Blow happened" I said TBC

59. COUNTLESS The inspector handed my phone and rolex watch to me in a small polytene bag. I switched on my phone to check its condition. It was working fine. "Mister lets have your statement now". Inspector Bovi said drawing a higher education book closer to himself with a pen in his hand Promptly when I was about to start talking a message notification from an unsaved number popped on my phone. It reads 'BLAB MY NAME AT your own PERIL. You don't want to dare me-B' With my short experience with desperate and vengeful women, have come to learn never to dare a lady She might be trying to manipulate me or bluffing, but I don't have the luxury to take that chance at the expense of my well being "whats the matter? We don't have the whole night to spend here Mister" Inspector Bovi's voice jerked me back to reality "noth...nothing sir, just trying to remember everything that happened because I was mostly out of concsiousness throughout the ordeal". Truth be told, I had no intention of telling the police about her, because how do I explain to them without Joke finding out that I lied to her to meet someone else prior to my Dads Sister? She will probably never forgive me Therefore, I pretentiously told the police that I was just strolling by at the park beside the motel before those two ladies elusively tricked me into a corner by asking me to help them change the flat tire of a car that was parked in the parking lot and shot me with tranquilizers. Adding that I was oblivious to how I ended up inside the motel. They all swallowed the cruel lie and congratulated me for coming out unscathed The inspector further stressed that the police had been on the trail of Pretty and Beauty for quite a long time but glad that they were finally apprehended with my help "all thanks to my dck and handsome face". Ofcos I didn't say that out *** The following day being a monday, Joke came to my room and informed me that the two captured ladies are dead. The police confirmed it to be suicide with the marks and facts seen on their bodies "hmm..Beatrice at work" I murmured "what?" Joke asked "ah! Nothing...Just feeling bad with that traggic news..." I said with a pretended smile "so am I... I know those guys must be behind it all" "I think so too...but you are the reason am alive today Joke...thanks very...." "when will you start realizing that whatever I do for you, apparently I do it for myself eh?" "ok..thanks hon" I gave her a peck on the forehead "but Joke you took a great risk of coming to the station without your wheelchair" "you are right, but don't worry, the inspector and my mum are friends. He helped us alot during the court hearings" She said assurely "you mean there's another person out there that knows about your secret apart from me?" "hmmm...not quite really...but literally yes" "hmmm...so whats for breakfast? Am starving" "am I not enough to fill your belly" "abeg go get me food jor, your body is meant for another department of my body" I pointed to my crotch and she bursted into laughter "just...give me 40mins, I will prepare wheat and ugwu for you love". She turned and head for the door. My phone rang and she turned around, seeing it on the reading table, she reached for it before I could get there and a frown showed on her face as she handed the phone to me I collected it and saw the caller I.d, it was Adedoyin "who's A.D.Y?" she queried "hmmm...my friends gf...she probably wants to ask for my friend" I replied elusively. The phone stopped ringing for 3secs and rang again "is that so!..ok, let me go and get your food ready" She pecked me and exited the room I approached the bed and sat down on the edge. I began to rake my brain for a cogent excuse to give Adedoyin. I was suppose to meet her yestday but turned her down by going for a match that nearly put me into deep trouble I picked it when an idea suddenly popped into my head "Please Ade, am deeply...." "sorry for yourself....you don't know the reason why have been calling for us to meet...its for your own benefit Darous..." "you are right, I know you are generous and kind but..." "let me go straight to the point". She cuts in "the drink we had together back then was laced with a charm..." I sprang up to my feet immediately. "what are....you talking about...juju in our drinks? You put it there didn't you?" "I swear, I have no idea how it got there, I'd been having some mysterious sexual dreams since the last 15days where I always end up fainting and thats why I came back from my trip to italy prior to the allorted time for the seminar to sort out for help..have you been having the same dream?" "ye...s" I replied trembling. "But whats gonna happen to us now?" I questioned frightenely "this week's friday makes it 21days of the charm in our body, we can die anytime from then if we don't break the jinx" Am totally fvcked! I cussed out loudly as Joke barged inside with a deep questioning look on her beautiful face TBC

I shake my head for you...

Dnt worry we go settle am

You always have your way in everything. Hope you're not totally fukked up?

Juju cnt affect son of thunder nah...with all d lightening d juju go flush

No wori i dey ur back we go settle am together

60. COUNTLESS Happy New Month FAMZ!! I was visibly startled as the sight of Joke settled in my vision and my hand tremulously withdraw the phone from my ear I scrutinized her face for a few moment and was dithered on what to do "Dear....whats the shrill all about? Whats going on?" She said with a tremulous voice but I wasn't able to answer her immediately. I sat on the reading table and embarked on a reminiscence trip about my life Wetin they happen for my life this days? Can't someone just live his life without worry again? The events that started occuring in my life the day Jide introduced me to that sugar mummy stuffs with Beatrice were gradually becoming tremendously unpleasant I was drugged and rap*d at the hotel. The following morning's Embarrasment?, to the Robbery incident, the Police station dilema, the threat!, the narrow escape of getting cut in Joke's mum's room, the Fainting dream, the encounter with the two ugly beasts, and now this death issue! Gawd! When am I going to start living a peaceful life? Must I die because of seeking a better life? I never even fvck half of the pvssy I dreamed about and thats an ambition on its own "Darous, talk to me nau," Joke's concern voice brought me back from the trip of cryptical thoughts "I asked you whats the cause of the noise?" I cleared my throat "errrmm.....Joke" I tried to find my voice "its nothing....you don't have to worry" "don't tell me that! I won't buy it...Darous, the way you shouted was enough to bring down the wall of Jericho...and" She pointed to my right hand that was wielding the phone "you didn't even bother to end the call you are making...which all points to the fact that something is really going on with you". I brought the phone to my face and saw that the call duration timer was still reading 'oh sh!t, Doyin must have heard her voice!'. I cursed mentally, but thats a worry for another time. Let me first of all attend to Joke's WAEC thats staring at my face and worry later about Doyin's JAMB of troubles I ended the call and walked to the bed and slowly sat down on it. Joke squeezed her face and approached me "dear, whats the matter? And don't tell me its nothing, because your face and body doesn't exactly scream NOTHING". She stated in a way that shows she's not going to accept anything I tell her unless its the truth I placed my palms on her cheeks and stared at her beautiful face trying to intimidate her with my looks "Joke am fine... Trust me.." "your face is somehow sad and gloomy, sweetheart its like you have a very lose definition of FINE..." She remarked with an angst tone and added "talk to me please" I scrutinized her face again and saw nothing but pure sincerity in her beautiful and sexy eyes just the same type I saw in her mum's few weeks ago She sat down beside me and put her right hand across my shoulder "you ought to have known by now that I will always be worried about you dear..." She stated rubbing the back of my neck I eased up a bit and began to search the mendacious part of my brain to look for a perfect lie to give her "ok. I'll tell you, but thats after I eat. Go prepare my food and I'll tell you everything when I finished eating" She shrugged and rose up immediately and exited the room I can't tell her that am in some kind of complicated cryptical issues with the woman I proclaimed to be my dad's sister or can I? I listined attentively as my Barca and Madrid conscience began their verbal el-classico match Madrid says, 'tell her the truth, she will understand, she loves you Darous, I can see it in her eyes, Joke is the type of woman that can steer her ship along with your storm without any repercussions' Barca countered back immediately 'Darous don't mind that idiot o, well I don't expect him to understand because he only works with visual aid, if not, how can he say you should risk getting back on the street by telling her the truth? Abeg, you know say I like you, please no mind him o...just give her a gentle lie....' Madrid interrupted, 'there's nothing like a gentle lie, a lie is a lie, since it can hurt someone you care about...' Barca cuts in 'Darous, you be my niggar nau, since when ah don dey give you scope to handle people, have I ever given you the one that will back fire? Just trust me on this..na lie sure pas...' Yes! You are right, thats the best thing to do, I mentally gave my Barca conscience a thumbs up for defeating my Madrid 'you are making a big mistake Darou....' Madrid was saying before I cut in angrily "Will you shut up! Please mind your own business and don't ever disturb me again". I hissed and came to a conclusion of giving her a Perfect Gentle Lie (PGL) I relaxed on the bed and was lost in thought on how to handle the Jamb issue with Adedoyin. After deliberating for a while, I decided to handle it the traditional way. I'll have to go to my native town, Lanlate in Oyo state, to consult my late dad's uncle. He will definitely help me out... TBC

61. COUNTLESS The reason why am opting to consult my Dad's uncle is simply because of his varse relationship with evolution. He started his traditional career as an Edge herbalist but gradually, he evolved into a 3G herbalist, now I heard he is now an opulent herbalist in 4Glte, infact he's the latest Chairman of NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF HERBALIST in Nigeria. Based on logistics, He's a celebrity on his own My phone rang, I reached for it, I hissed and dropped it on the bed when I saw that it was Adedoyin calling again. I don't have anything to say to her again, let us find the cure on our individualism. No more collaboration. *** 45mins later, I received a call from Chucks, he called to remind me of the promise I made to him about Nike. I assured him that am still working on it, and to expect an affirmative reply soon. He ended the call after hailing me and promising to be forever loyal to me. The door opened and Joke came inside carrying a large tray containing the wheat and Ugwu. She placed it on the bed and fetched a stool and a plastic chair where she placed the food and her butt respectively across me "this food is too much for me alone nau, you cooked it as if am going to fight with Shao kahn of Mortal kombat after eating" I said after scrutinizing the flavour and quantity of the wheat and ugwu with meat and crayfish in another dish She smiled "I cooked it for the two of us na, lets eat before it gets cold" She rinsed her hands in the small bucket of water and prayed silently I let her finish her devotion and gave her a sceptical look. "don't tell me you haven't taken anything since daybreak Joke" "why should I? When the only Man I've ever loved in my life haven't eaten" She stated with so much alacrity in her voice that makes me wonder what exactly I did to deserve this virtuous lady After taking all the procedures to eating a food, we succeded in sending the dishes back to the kitchen sink just the way they were bought. She went to the freezer while I sat down on the couch after plugging my phone to the socket beside the glass shelve in the living room "now tell me what the shrilled noise was all about" She said sitting down beside me and handed me a glass cup of fruit juice "errm...hmm" I cleared my throat. Just as I was about to begin, my Barca conscience popped up again 'Darous remember our discussion o, no fall my hand o..' I smiled wryly 'sure...buddy...trust me' I replied mentally 'Darous, hmmm, its better to speak the truth and die than..' my Madrid conscience was saying before I mentally cut in angrily 'will you just shut the fvck up? Why should I say the truth and die when I can give a PGL and be alive?' "Darous am listening o" Joke's voice ended our commune interrogation "Joke, the reason for the noise you heard was because of the call I received from my mum...and" "what?...everything alright?...." she queried tremulously "She called to inform me that my Dad's Uncle have told her to vacate my dad's house, and he's given them just a week ultimatum" I stopped as I watched her face changed from an anxious one to a dolorous one "Darous, sorry to say, I don't mean to be rude,I mean your dad's uncle, is he crazy or what...?" She stood up abruptly "how can he do such a thing in this century?" She asked rhetorically with a voice filled of contempt and anger "you know what, let me call my mum's lawyer, he will know what to do" I felt aghast as her last statement settled into my brain What! Lawyer ke? Ontop wetin? Ah don die...Na lie ah dey lie o I heard my Madrid conscience made a wild chuckle and I started feeling uncomfortable 'Thunder fire you o!, I mentally cursed my Barca conscience, 'See wetin you don cause with your stewpid advice?' "why is he not picking his phone?..." Joke's voice sparked me back to planet earth "okay...today is Monday, He must be in a meeting...I will call him later" She sat down beside me feeling a bit relaxed "errm...Joke...why...erm...why don't you let me handle it myself before you involve your errm Lawyer...you know he's my family afterall, and I have to handle this issue painstakingly" I stated hoping to change her already made up mind "like seriously? Darous, I know this type of people, I've experienced something like this from my dad's family when the divorce issue was going on" She put her right palm on my lap "Dear, this set of people are so primitive...they are so deep in their own delusions and have already lost track in reality and only by the legal way of law can they return to reality.... trust me, our Lawyer can handle this!" She declared with a tone of finality 'shey you be Pharaoh, now you don enter your red sea, enjoy the swim' My madrid conscience taunted me again I stared blankly at the Plasma TV lost totally in my own thoughts My Perfect Gentle Lie have brought me to a Perfect Terrible Situation (PTS). Na only gawd fit save me now with the way this Joke is so determined to provide help at my own detriment. T.B.C

Gud for u!

NEXT

Kikikiki guy u don enter ur red sea, enjoy d swining baby, Omo odikwa risky o. Lie to cover lie, @atermarial my dear see me here o.

Baba beta handle ur problem alone... Instead of u to hold tightly onto joke u dey mess around..dat babe love u more than u imagine oh

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62. COUNTLESS After using all the lying tactics in the whole world, Joke refused to budge in her determination to help me fight this flimsy battle with my dad's Uncle I used an all-attack lying formation, 2-3-5, 1-3-6, all to no avail. I even resorted to parking the bus with 9-1-0, but no amount of my Moses display of miracles can have effect on her Pharaohtic Mind Joke was surfing through the DvD disc collection when suddenly, a brilliant idea dialled the number of my brain. I chuckled wickedly and decided to try my new luck I looked at the dial of the wall clock opposite my position, the time was quater past 2. I reached for my phone and scrolled to the Alarm settings. I set the alarm to 2:17pm and changed the alarm notification tone to my phone's incoming ring tone Satisfied, I dropped the phone on the couch. I approached Joke and engaged her in another topic in anticipation of the 2mins I set for the Alarm to ring out "Joke, where's Nike and Dor....I mean your mum" I nearly blew it right there "Nike went with Mum to our SuperMart" She replied still focused on the disc collections in her hand "your mum own's a Super Mart??" I waited for her reply for 3secs before I repeated the question "Yes now! Beside Crown Royal at Grammar school........Yes! I found it" She screamed holding a disc titled EMPIRE season3 at my face "Is that what you've been looking for since all this while?" "yes oooo! Darous, I love this film soo much..." She took the remote controller "infact I..." The sound of my phone interrupted her, I pretended not to hear the sound. She looked at me "Your phone!" She said pointing to the couch "my phone?....oh... Yes, my phone" I headed back to the chair and pretended to have picked the call I turned around facing her "its my mum" "hello mum (silence) yes I still have it(silence) tomorrow? I can't come tomorrow(silence) what about next week?(silence) ah, so soon?(silence) eh?mum, can't it wait till next week?(silence) ok....I'll try to make it tomorrow then(silence) alrite mum. See you tomorrow. Love you....." I dropped the call and studied the reaction on Joke's face "what did she say?" "hmm, she said that one of her own uncle have adviced us to provide the house documents with me tomorrow. He said my dad's uncle can not evict us out of the house if we show them the house documents" "do you still have it?" "yes but its at home...I'll have to go home today so that I can get it, and travel very early tomorrow morning" "then it means we won't be needing our Lawyer's help anymore" She said reluctantly and inserted the disc in the DVD player. I nearly screamed for joy after hearing that She returned to the couch, settled beside me as we began to watch EMPIRE *** Around 4pm, Jide called to inform me that he's back in Abk After the usual nigga salutes, I told him about my present predicament. He was sceptical at first, but later believed when I told him that, if Adedoyin was really saying truth; I've got less than 4days to sort myself out to avoid bidding this Pvssy world a farewell "ah, this one serious o...you know wetin go happen? Lets meet this evening around 6. We go sort it out" "ok..ah dey come house gan self to pick something" "alright, be safe Darous, me and Abel dey house, we go dey expect you" "Abel don come back!" I asked in suprise "yes bro, he came back with me yesterday" "ok thats nice..see you guys soon" "sure...but don't pass any shortcut o, pass the main road wey people go plenty, so that those guys no go fit attack you for where plenty people dey" "you get sense Jendor, ah don hear" I ended the call Abel, is a very rugged niggar, he is the capon of a feared secret cult in our area. He's the type that doesn't give death a fvck. I was really happy hearing that he came back with Jide. Now those robbers stands no chance against me with Abel and his gang beside me *** I alighted from the taxi at the noisy crowded junction of my area at few mins past 6. The distance between my house and the junction is far but trekkable. I was a few distance to my house when I felt a gentle tap on my shoulder I was very scared and turned around abruptly only to be met with the sight of an elderly woman in a C.C.C white garment "peace be unto you my child, the spirit of Gawd asked me to warn you about the path you are threading, it leads to distruction and...." "Mama" I cut in "you mean, there's danger ahead of this road wey ah dey pass?" I questioned anxiously pointing to the tarred road "yes my child, repent now that there's still grace, because tomorrow may be too late, Gawd really loves you". I hissed as the real content of her message settled into my brain. I turned around and walked away briskly ignoring her shouts and efforts to call me back She calls herself a prophet, who cares? But until a prophet gives me sure soccerbet Odd of 10, I'll never believe in any of them I trudged the remaining distance to my house and was greeted by Jide and Abel TBC

@henrymary u sabi

I pity you

Guy u better repent o, 2moro may b far o. If u geu ear make u hear o.

Na simple instruction u no fit follow make we dey look sha

Dont worry. Wait until you loose your life then you will believe the prophets

63. COUNTLESS I got home and went straight to my door after exchanging niggar-like-pleasantries with Jide and Abel Jide already informed me that 3 of the Judas(es) have moved out of the house leaving only Jyboh and Spartacus to the 2 occupied apartment The handle damaged by the robbers on the night of the robbery has been repaired by the caretaker. I scrutinized the room and was satisfied that nothing was missing It was dark already, I switched on the rechargeable lamp and began to search through my files and credentials for the house documents I planned to tender for Joke to make her fully believe that am truly going to my home town the next day After 3mins of meticulous searching, I found it and headed outside towards Jide's room after locking the door I sat on the bed alongside Abel and re-narrated my ordeal to them in full details Abel got a notification tone from his laptop and instantly got busy with it "guys, please excuse me, make ah relate with this client" Abel said and returned his attention to the Laptop "Darous, this one serious o, but are you sure your Dad's uncle will be able to help before friday arrives?" Jide asked after taking a deep sigh and settled himself in a plastic chair "95% sure, he's the only one that can understand and also keep it hidden from my mum" I replied firmly "well, lets hope for your sake that you are right, cos am sure if you die like this, no lawyer can help you to beg Gawd not to throw you inside the V.I.P section of hell fire alongside devil". "you dey madt, what of you? Idiot" I hissed jokingly We chatted about his Gf and many other related things before the NEPA people did their unusual duty; they brought the light "Darous no vex o, abeg make ah finish with this client quickly" Abel stated apologetically without taking his eyes off the dial of the Hp laptop "take your time bro....wetin dey for your freezer Jendor?" Jide squeezed his face "wetin you wan drink?" He asked after hesitating for a while "anything go do..but goldberg na hin sure pas" I rested my head on the pillow "you get am?" "for where? The only drinks wey dey inside my room na Borehole water. Blessing don drain my wallet finish" He rose up and checked inside his wallets. "na 1,500naira dey here and ah go still chop tomorrow, my soap don finish, kerosine no dey my stove, ah go still need to buy food stuffs, my bathroom slippers don cut, ah go need a new toothpaste, the chewing stick wey ah use last week nearly scatter my teeth..my card don...." I smiled at his usual rambling way of telling me that he's broke "idiot. Just tell me say you no get money instead of narrating your budget...mumu" I cut in jokingly I reached for my wallets and gave him 5k to buy 1 crate of chilled Goldberg of 2,500naira and 2k Suya meat Jide exited the room hurriedly to carry out the friendly errand Joke's call alarted my phone while I was waiting for the return of Jide "hello bae" "Dear, where are you?". "just got home few mins ago, but am still at home sha" I replied "Have you found the documents?" she queried agogly "am still searching for it o...but I'll soon be back" "Its already dark, please make sure you avoid trouble at all cost o" She said with a worried tone "sure" "what should I prepare for you? Mum bought some sliced bread" "hmmm....prepare toast bread with sardine...that will do" "alright...right away" she stated with a voice of alacrity "thanks bae, love you" I don't know why I said that but before I could think of taking it back, she replied and ended the call Abel was still concentrated on the laptop as Jide walked in bearing a crate on his left shoulder and a nylon bag of suya with his left hand "guy, what took you so long... I was beginning to think you don run away with my money na" I said amusingly as I opened a goldberg and gulped it down to the bottle's chest region "you be idiot, no be the poster wey we go use for your obituary ah go price" He stated playfully with a suya meat in his mouth Abel busted into laughter "you guys never change..thats why I love being in your company" he remarked and opened a bottle of goldberg "Jide, just pray say ah no die o. If ah die....hun...if ah die..." "ehn, wetin go happen" "make you no cry for me....for me" I sang in Dagrin's tone and Jide chorused along We discussed about my next day's journey to my home town and Jide decided to follow me just incase of incasitx At 10:12pm Jide and Abel escorted me to the junction where I boarded a taxi to my Girlfriends house *** I woke up very early the next morning to the alarm of my phone, I hurriedly got dressed and bade Joke, Nike and there Mum a goodbye "be safe for me please, call me if anything unusual comes up" Joke stated with an awful tone and gave me a peck at the gate. Promtly at 6.am, Jide met me as planned at the Lafenwa garrage where we boarded a 5-passenger Datsun car for the journey to Oyo state On the way, something unexpected and unaticipated occured TBC

What is it this time around...

Guy u don finally die or ur papa shongo don blind ur right eye ? Hmmm nawa o . Next biko.

Shango don deny u wen u need am most.. wetin happen na nxt episode im dey

64. COUNTLESS Two fat women were in the backseat and a very beautiful lady sitting alone at the front Light complexion, hazel eyes, alluring boobs well packed in a denim red top and a very beautiful face like that of Shakira I spotted the lady before Jide returned from where he went to drop our luggages inside the boot of the car Jide made for the front seat but I quickly pulled him back "no..no...na me dey pay for the fare, go sit down with your mums" I whispered in his ear "you no get sense, becos you don see pretty lady for front? Pvssy slave" he hissed and hopped into the back seat and closed the door I ignored his sentimental comment and hopped in to the front seat beside the lady The distance between Lafenwa to Oyo state is exactly the same distance between the first letter of SPERMATOZOA 'S' and 'A' the last letter The journey began after one of the women at the back said some lengthy journey mercies prayer which I reacted to nonchallantly We were at the 'R' letter of the journey when my Barca conscience started encouraging me to woo the lady beside me 'darous my guy, wetin dey happen na? You wan bone that beautiful girl throughout the journey? Abeg no dull am jor' it barely stopped talking before my Madrid conscience slowly countered back "Darous, please don't mind him o, I advice you to think twice, it was your relationship with a woman that led you to this fatal situation, don't add to...." 'instead of you to pray for him to be sucessful with that lady, you are here talking rubbish, abeg keep quiet jor' Barca retaliated 'will you guys just stop talking for a while? Wether you both like it or not, Am going to talk to this beautiful lady' I replied and switched off my conscience I was racking my brains for a good way to strike a conversation with her when an idea suddenly logged into my brain I removed my wallet from my grey chinos trouser and opened it. I recounted the 20k inside and started soliloquizing gently "7k for T.fare, 3k for breakfast, and this 10k for miscalleneous..." I made sure the corner of her eyes was watching me before I continued "I will use the ATM to withdraw 50k when I get down...gud as coffee" I smiled and inserted the wallet to my shirt's left brest pocket She started feeling uneasy and asked me of the time on my watch "please can you check the time for me?" She asked politely I looked at the dial of my gold Rolex watch and smiled mischiviously "the time here says; The square of 4 is past the number before 8" I replied with a nonchallant tone "uncle, you are funny o, is that what the time really says?" "yes o, but if you want another interpretation, here we go, fifteen plus one mins past, 2 times 3 plus 1" "gawd, like seriously? Never knew handsome guy like you don't know what the time really says" "sister the time is 7:16, no mind my friend jare, na excessMATH dey worry am" Jide cuts in from the back The lady glanced back and appreciated Jide for bailing her out of the situation "your friend seems nicer and handsome than you". "hmmm really? but the mirror will not agree with you on that, cos even a deaf blind man can see that my friend is the perfect photocopy of Segun Arinze" "you dey madt!...na your papa kom fine? Hediot" Jide retorted "oga driver abeg help us switch on the radio for the news o, make this talkatives let person hear word jare" One of Jide's neighbours reiterated The driver oblidged and the radio was turned on There was silence in the cab except for the sound coming from the radio. We encountered a slight hold up at the 'M' letter of the journey and everybody started buying snacks and bread from the road hawkers I bought 6breads with 6 sardines and 6 plastic Coke drinks for everybody and they all thanked me enormously "never knew you were this nice, anyways thank you." The lady remarked with a playful hit on my shoulder "don't mention, lets just say am always celebrating my birthday whenever I see a pretty lady like you" "hmmm...what a nice man...by the way am Favour, and you?" she said stretching her hand for a handshake I took her hand fondly and replied "am RobertoJohnEdinsinSonOfThunderMagnanimateousdarousmart..." a startled look erupted on her face before I quickly added "but if you are having a hard time pronouncing all that, just call me DAROUSMART or simply Darous for the sake of your dazzling white teeths" I concluded with an amicable smile Favour shook her head sideways slowly in total awe "gawd! You are really something else...I wonder how your girlfriend is managing to cope with you" She stated with a questioning look "G.F? It brings me great pain to tell you that, despite all my unrivalled handsomeness, that Girlfriend space still remains a vacancy in my delicate heart" She was busy comprehending my statement when my whatsapp notification tone beeped and a message from Jide displayed on the screensaver. It reads as thus; 'NA thunder go fire you for that lie, idiot, chai what of Joke?' TBC

Darous u nd ladies matter all the time... I leave u for d gods

Instead of u to be looking for way out of ur problem...u dey add more to it.... Ride on d gods re watching

I really Petty you a lot....

Kikikiki oh mehn this guy case don tire persi o.

Darious you matter dey supreme court of heaven

65.COUNTLESS I smiled at his sentimental message and quickly typed a reply 'only if you'd mind your business instead of masturbating on my issue, am sure one of the women beside you would have given you her number by now, Idiot' I put the phone on vibration and returned it into my pockets "your story touches the heartstrings but I don't buy it, how do you expect me to believe that a big boy like you doesn't have a girlfriend?" Favour enquired adjusting a bit on the seat so that her right shoulder was now pinning against mine "the same way am also wondering how a big beautiful babe like you doesn't have a boyfriend" "hmmm, impressive, but wait, how do you know that am single?" She questioned with a confused look "lets just say its one of my many talents" I replied with an arrogant tone "really, as in you are a psychic or what?" "nope...lets just say I've been bestowed with a very special ability to read peoples mind" She opened her mouth agape and stared long in my eyes "its like you don't believe me" I cleared my throat "well, I can give you a proof, like telling you" I leaned closer to her and whispered "what the driver is thinking right now" "ok, prove it" She stated with enthusiasm "he's thinking right now of how he's going to deal seriously with anybody that fail to pay him his money" "ahahahah, thats a fluke o, tell me another thing, am not yet convinced" She stated sceptically "I know your type, you don't believe unless you see a gun, anyway, I can tell you what you are thinking right now, if that ll convince you" "you can tell me what am I thinking right now?" I took a long deep stare at her beautiful hazel eyes and was totally mesmerized by her astonishing beauty and ritzy outlooks "still waiting Darous" Favour snapped me out of my lustful gaze on her body "isn't it obvious? My name has occupied atleast 90% of your homo-sapien C.P.U" "come on don't be riddi....culous," she said amid chuckles "why would I be thinking of you?" "your exact thoughts were, 'Gawd I'll be the luckiest woman on earth to have this handsome guy as my hubby, I'll do everything in my power to make sure he's mine. Infact make thunder fire the....driver's left brest if I don't marry this dude" I completed the statement in a whisper which triggered a prolonged hysterical laughter in her My phone vibrated and I ignored it thinking it was Jide, but when I glanced back he was already asleep Favour was slowly dropping the laughter. She took out a white handkerchief and mopped her watery eyes I checked the caller thinking of who could be calling me, and it was Joke Oh! Sh!t, how do I talk to her without Favour getting suspicious? I cleared my throat and placed the phone on my ear after swiping the call icon to the receiving icon "hello love, have you gotten there?" Joke's concerned tone queried from the earpiece "no, not yet, but almost" "but its almost 9'oclock, thought you said its a 3hrs journey" "thats when travelling in a G-wagon, not in a snaily Datsun sunny" I replied in an audible whisper "alright, call me when you arrive your home town ok?" "sure. Bye" She responded with a 'i love you' but I ignored it and ended the conversation. I put the phone on my laps and glanced at Favour who seems to be less concerned with my call We were now at the last 'O' of the journey when we ran into another hold up. A newspaper vendor flashed a Tribune at me and urged me to buy it "can I refresh it after reading it? Or can it update automatically?" I asked the newspaper vendor as the car was moving slowly at a snail pace The vendor shot me a confused look and ran after another car Why should I buy something that can not refresh itself? Waste of money! "so.." I cleared my throat trying to rekindle our conversation "where is this angel heading to?" I got no reply, I glanced at her and saw her dozing off. Hmmmm, she must have had a sleepless night, or why is she sleeping inside a car full of strangers? I was still lost in thought at her beautiful face when she dropped her head on my shoulder and continued her sleep Wow! It seems she already see's a guardian angel in me, or why would she place her head on my shoulder? I thought *** We finally arrived at the last 'A' of the journey and the car pulled off at the bustop Favour and Jide were awoken by the driver. I got down and approached the nearby gutter to offload my full bladder Jide already got our luggages and was standing beside the driver waiting for me to come and pay the T.fare "baba, how much is our money?" I asked the driver while dipping my hand in my brest pocket only to find it empty "I don tell you say na 7k" the man replied but I was still busy ransacking my pockets for my wallet "Darous pay the man and lets be going na?" "Jide, I can't find my wallet na" I said with an exasperated tone "what!" he lamented and glanced around "Darous where is that lady with you?". We searched around for Favour but she was nowhere to be found. TBC

Dinosaur or Darous dat serves u right, infact next one wey go happen ehn na dat ur amu go lost, if u wnt a bet try me.

See your life outside....

Countless 66 We scoured for Favour for more than 20mins before the driver began to lose his cool after I asked him to reverse his car to check maybe Favour was hiding underneath it Perhaps, he'd probably thought I was trying to joke around with that incensant request but I wasn't, because nothing rational was going through my brain at that very moment How can I be so daft and sturborn? I still had a death issue to worry about, instead of me to channel my thinking and concentration towards the possible outcome of the imminent premonition of death, no, I still let a forking daughter of Eve rob me of my purse! A whole me! Being robbed by another pussee? 'Oh gawd of thunder whats happening to your son!' I lamented mentally in agony as the search was finally stopped The driver scowled me a deadly stare and accosted me rudely, asking me to pay his money without delay His embarrasing actions have already attracted many on-lookers attention towards us beside the car One good term they say, deserves another, but every body that ate my bread and sardine with Can coke seems to be against me including Jide. He kept on reminding me each seconds of what a stewpid and educated fool I am The two women also made matters worst by telling everyone standing by about how have been toasting and wooing the said lady since the start of the journey till we arrived. That alone made even my would-be sympathizers to start giving me a scornful abased look Thats how my bread and sardine just vanished like that o While the driver was busy talking to someone, I stood beside the car and started contemplating on how am going to excuse myself from this mess I mistakenly switched on my conscience and it was my madrid conscience that spoke first 'didn't I tell you, you don't alw....' 'will you just keep quiet? Who ask you to talk?' I cut in angrily and switched it off when I realize that no sensible solution was coming from that department I consulted my brain and an Idea strucked me within 20secs of consultation I called Jide and gave him an insight on what I was about to do. He doubted that the driver will succumbed but agreed that its a long shot and worth taking We marched towards the driver and began to explain to him "Sir, I can give you your money if you can take us to the nearest bank, I swear to gawd, I'll pay you your money just believe me sir". Seeing the scornful look on his face, I quickly added another ingredient to make the aroma of my speech more salivating "and I will add 5k to it making 12k sir". I concluded and looked at Jide, he gave me a 'nice try' shrug as we anticipated in eagerness of the Drivers verdict on my proposal "oponu, lo pe mi ni? (you think am a fool?)" he lamented rhetorically in the local dialect but being a nice guy, I'll subtitle it for you. "ibo lo ti fe ri owo?(where you wan see money)" "erm..Sir, don't worry about that, since the lady have stole his wallet which consists of his ATM card, he ll transfer the money to my account and use my ATM to withdraw the cash at any bank you take us to" Jide tried to explain as amicably as he could Fortunately after too much persuation and begging plus pleading, the man finally agreed to take us to the nearest GTbank beside the NITEL Company adjacent Itabo which is almost a 30mins journey from the bustop on the agreement that I sum up the payment to 15k which is almost twice the amount I'm suppose to pay for the initial amount *** We got to the bank around 12pm. A lot of people were on the que. With Jide's ATM card firmly held in my palms, I hurriedly joined the que while the driver held Jide as hostage in the car The only people that were safe from the effect of the scorching sun were the ones loitering under the awnings beside the ATM machine About 7 more people to reach my turn, the driver came to me with Jide and started frustrating me again. Asking me to hurry up or else he will involve the police. I pleaded humbly untill 1 person was left infront of me on the que He waited on standby till it finally reached my turn to use the machine After inserting the appropriate commands, I withdraw all the 76k I transfered into Jide's account and vacated the ATM premises I glanced around for the driver and Jide for 6secs before I saw them whispering to me from under a mango tree adjacent the entrance of the Bank I was headed towards them with the 76k tucked in my back pockets when I spotted the back figure and stature of the lady that stole my wallet standing at the entrance of the bank Throwing every sane and moral reasoning into thin air, I ran madly towards her and without giving a damn about her beauty, gave her two thunderous slaps from behind which knocked her to the ground "you this coniving thie......" I swallowed my words when I saw her face. Sh!t, it wasn't her or was it? Same heights and complexion but different cloths What happened next was totally overwhelming TBC

Who is with roaster

67. Countless The shock, coupled with anger displayed on the lady's face already gave an indication of No FORGIVENESS for me I glanced around and realise that almost everyone standing by's attention was now garnered towards us The lady dragged herself up to her feet, and flashed me a scornful look with her right palm on her reddened cheek I flinched at the sight of her acrimonious face and quickly got down on one knee "please, forgive me, am deeply sorry.... " "sorry?...". I nodded remorsefully. "you just slapped me twice without reason and you saying sorry?". She spat on the floor. "look here!, you are going to regret ever striking a lady today." she retorted angrily and reached for her phone inside her bag "please, am deeply sorry, I thought you are someone else, someone that, that.......she stole my wallet....and...." I stuttered and stopped when I realise that my words were falling on deaf ears She continued pressing her phone without looking at me. Thinking she was contacting the police, I held her by her ankles and continue to beg her for forgiveness Seeing that begging her is apparently a waste of time, I rose up and began to abscond away but not without noticing the stares and glares am getting from the people around I got to where the driver and Jide was waiting for me and hurriedly paid the driver his 15k and pleaded with him to drive me out of the bank area "you have been nothing but absolute trouble for me right from the moment I carry you inside my car...enough is enough, take your trouble elsewhere....." The man was still rambling and heading towards his car when Jide called my attention towards 3 slim but tall guys alighting from a bike The lady I slapped earlier was seen approaching them The driver dropped our bags on the ground near us and entered his car and zoomed off I tapped Jide on the shoulder and quickly whisper to his ear "Jide, you don watch prison break?" Jide shook his head and continue staring at the lady, who was talking to the three guys "Jide, what happen before is Act 1 Scene1 of Trouble, before Scene2 go begin, lets run while we still can...." I reiterated but apparently, Jide seems to be less worried "No, why should we run? Darous lets go and meet them and explain to them that its a case of mistaken Identity...." "Jide! Its like the devil sent you to me abi, you can wait o, but me, am not waiting around to get my handsome body beaten by some unregistered thugs." I picked up my bag and strapped it on my back just as the 3guys started marching angrily towards our direction "Jide, you dey craze? Lets go!" I barked. He picked up his bag and we began to walk away hurriedly *** We were now out of the bank area but the 3guys were still following us We increased our steps and they started running after us "Jide, you sabi run?... Make way!!" I declared and we started running along the tarred road We ran far along the road for 5mins hoping the guys will get tired and turn around but we were wrong. They were equally determined to get us like how we were to get away The loads on our back, coupled with our shoes slowing us down made the guys to caught up with us just when we were about to make a turn into an harmlet *** "who beat my sister among you!" The tallest guy queried angrily as the other two clenched their fist getting ready for a fight My pant was already wet and I started praying to shango for a divine miracle "chairman calm down, its a mistake, na...." Jide was saying when the tallest guy wozed him a thunderous slap Jide sprawled to the floor and spat out blood. He eyed me with an angry look and rose up "you guys want to fight? Then you shall get it." Jide said and gave the tallest guy a fast blow on the face but before he could do anymore damage, the other two circled around him and made a wild rush at him. One gave him a kick on his right side and the other two lifted him up and dropped him heavily on the floor with a loud thud making blood gush out from his mouth. He fainted instantly The 3 of them scrutinized Jide and after being satisfied that the fight was out of him, they started marching towards me gawd! I need to faint! thats the only way am probably going to escape this inevitable beating I began to back away slowly, studying their moves and simultaneously trying my luck at fainting I held my breath for 7secs as I continued the backward motion but stopped when I nearly died and fainting wasn't coming gawd! why am I finding it difficult to faint? Or why ll you allow Jide to faint and stop me from doing the same? Please gawd! give me the power to faint! I mentally prayed to the gawd of thunder I stopped and pretended as if getting ready to take them on I removed my bag and slowly dropped it on the floor. Seeing that their angry eyes were still focused on me, I turned abruptly and took to my heels but sadly? They still followed!! TBC

@atermarial where did u learn that 4rm dat women is d real name of d devil? U forgot dat witout a woman u wont b here 2dy, look u better show some respect o. The time wey e dey show off e kn no ? Infact i like wat favor did. @ele1 @fb-danieledem @henrymary come nd hear o.

Problem is your second name....

68. COUNTLESS The road I headed to was a deserted one and the few drivers passingby in their cars were probably thinking we were catching fun as they sped past us I maintained the Usain Bolt speed on the sparsed road thinking that none of the Gatlin thugs behind me could outrun me but I was wrong because after 30meters of the pursuit, the real Usain Bolt among us emerged infront of me and that brought the race to a stop The others joined him barely secs later and circled around me panting and gasping for breath I don't have to be told to know that with the level of fury and anger in their eyes, am a walking dead 'Shango if you don't let me faint right now or do something just forget that am your son ooo'. "you know how to run right?" The Usain bolt guy said after catching his breath "you are so dead today" I turned around and glanced at the other two guys and saw that they were getting ready to beat me to stupor "guys am not scared of you!" I said trying to sound courageous "I just pity how your folks will take what will happen to you if you don't let me go right now!!" I managed to threaten them and conceived my fear striken voice "you even have the guts to threaten us?" The 3rd guy countered and moved closer to me with a scornful look I took a step backward and colided with the Usain bolt guy at my back "you better contact your ancesstors because you are dead already". The 2nd guy said I was still rotating on the same spot when a tricky idea logged into my head "I suggest you back off now that am still being nice. There's something in my pocket, no one has ever survived its effect." There was a look of confusion on the faces of the two guys staring at me Confident that the trick is working, I continued "if I used it on any of you, you won't live to tell the tale" I ended with a confident smile. They all bore a look of confusion and that made me ease up the more In a flash, the guy behind me rushed at me from behind and pinned my arms to my back very tight. The other two joined him quickly in apprehending me. I struggled and scuffled but I was overpowered and outmuscled by them The first guy thrusted his left hand in my chinos right pockets and drew out my white handkerchief He scrutinized it and grinned mischieviously I was still apprehended tightly by the two guys when the first guy holding the hanky waved it across my face "is this your charm? Eh? Is this what you plan to beat us with? Eh?" I scoffed at him, "you don't even know that any other hand except mine that touches that hanky is even more dangerous than me beating you with it, you better drop......" "shut up!" One of the guys holding me barked and I kept quiet instantly "Dan, abeg wipe his head with the hanky and lets see what will happen to him" "thats exactly what I plan to do....release him!" They released their grip on me and the guy holding the hanky quickly swiped it on my head three times. They kept their gaze locked on me perhaps anticipating what will happen next, but my brain failed to communicate to me that I should pretend as if the charm is working on me and that nearly cost me a serious beating 5secs, 6secs, 7secs, nothing happened, we were just staring at each other "I knew it, you are lying....you are so dead today" the 1st guy dropped the hanky angrily and just when they were about to pounce on me, we heard a siren sound coming from afar Thinking its the police, their faces and body became alerted instantly, they spoke to each other in their local dialect and ran towards the direction of the bush I mentally thank the gawd of thunder for that siren miracle and headed back hurriedly towards where Jide had fainted *** "Jide wake up!" I shook him vigorously for the upteenth time but he wasn't waking up. I was totally confused on what to do. A part of his head was bleeding out small quantity of blood The siren was now approaching very fast. It came into view and an ambulance zoomed past us at an emergency acceleration I remembered the tactics Hadampson, the security guy at Richton Hotel said he used at reviving me when I was in a similar situation weeks ago and decided to try it on Jide I reached for my bag and got hold of my own plastic Coke. I poured all of it on his face and followed it with a heavy slap on his cheek He regained consciousness and started coughing "you this pathetic fainter!" He sat upright and surveyed the area "what happened? Where are those guys?" He enquired wiping the Coke off his face "you have me to thank for saving your fainted ass idiot" I replied smiling "you? What! How?" "well, I gave them the fight you offered them before you fainted. Its hard to believe but Jide," I stopped and dragged him up to his feet "I beat the 3 of them single handedly." I stated with emphasis on the last two words He was sceptical at first but easily believed when I showed him the blood stains on my hand and shirt. But oblivious to him was the fact that It was his own blood TBC

69.COUNTLESS We trekked down to a nearby pharmacy where Jide's bleeding head was stopped with a styptic bandage I paid the pharmacist and we headed down the road We were both tired and hungry but we managed to hobble down the tarred road to a T.junction where we took a bike to our destination According to the bikeman that took us to my daddy's uncle house, he was generally known as Mr Ifa (Mr Oracle) throughout the whole of suburb of Lanlate We alighted at the front of Mr Ifa's house at exactly 5pm in the evening feeling very tired and exhausted We met his absence but his youngest daughter and 2nd wife was around to welcome us With the hospitality we received from his petite daughter, I was able to have the surmise that they were quite happy to see me and my friend Bukky the youngest daughter showed us to the guest room where Jide and I stayed throughout our visit "bro Darous, what should we prepare for you and your friend?" Bukky asked me after handing the key of the room to me "hmmmm, you can prepare Eba and vegetable soup for me," I paused and glanced at Jide who seems to still be surveying the room. "and get my friend here a bowl of hot pap and slice bread". Jide turned swiftly. "what! Don't mind him o, get me whatever he's taking". He said with a serious tone "thought you said you are allergic to heavy foods". I said teasingly "you dey craze, when did I tell you that? Please no mind him o, prepare the same thing for us". He said sitting down on the bed Bukky smiled and exited the room I glanced at Jide and saw him licking his lips at the teenage body of my cousin "hey guy! Eyes off! What are you staring at? Idiot...you dey eye my cousin? Take time o". "Darous, this girl fine no be small o.....chisos, make ah just sample her....." "sample wetin? Abi you dey craze?, she's my family o...and mind you, no weapon of konji fashioned against any of my family shall prosper in thunders name...." We rambled on for some moments before we got tired An hour and a half later a sumptuous meal of eba and vegetable soup with plenty of bush meat was prepared for us We escorted the delicious food down to the secondary grinding department of our digestive factory with a sweet, fresh and chilled palm wine I was relaxing on the bed and playing Dream league on my phone while Jide was already asleep when my phone rang I minimize the game and picked it "how you dear?" I spoke softly into the mouthpiece after checking the caller I.d to be Joke "my love, what happen? Have been calling your number since morning and it was switched off. Everything alright?" She said with a strained voice I lied to her that my phone was dead since the last time she called me in the car and just got to charge it when we arrived. We ended the call after a prolonged amorous conversation *** Mr Ifa arrived very hammered around 10pm on that Tuesday. After the consentual greetings, I escorted him to his room and after seeing the teeming charms of tortoise shells and cowrie in the room, I explained to him in full details of my reason for coming to seek his help He promised to solve the situation as soon as thursday On wednesday, he gave me a small bottle containing honey and some mixed concortions, with the instruction that I should be licking it 3times every 7hours till friday I repeated the same process on thursday and nothing happened. Jide and I spent most of the evening of each day under a mango tree playing draught with elderly people Friday arrived in its typical way. I was seriously worried about what might happen to me if the jinx with Adedoyin was not broken. Around 6pm, Mr Ifa gave me another talisman of luck to wear around my neck. He assured me that nothing will happen to me What was now left for me was to confirm whether the jinx of death has been broken or not At 8pm, without informing Jide or anybody, I asked a bikeman to take me to the nearest brothel in the city of Lanlate The bikeman dropped me at the very hub of the city where the big brothel was situated. I paid him off and headed inside. I went straight to the barman and ordered for 3 Goldbergs. I told him to find me the hottest olosho among their ladies and gave him some tips for that. He promised to get the best for me I located a seat adjacent the plasma T.v that was showing a porn video and settled in it I was on the 3rd bottle of goldberg when the barman came to me and gave me the room number of my request. ROOM 5 I quickly gulped down the remaining drinks and marched straight towards the coloured lit passage and located Room 5 I pushed the door slightly without knocking and it opened slowly I stepped inside the dimly lit room with nak3d wallpapers hanging across the wall and was totally astounded by the lady lying on the bed at one corner of the small room Ladies and gents, behold Favour, the lady that stole my wallet "oh karma, what a sweet b!tch you are!". I murmured quietly and closed the door with a wide wicked grin TBC

Na this kind revenge dey sweet...i kw say u go pour our all ur frustration on her

Surely karma is a bitch... But I hope the jinx has been broken

Lolz Dionsaur oya naa, i can imagine wat u wil do 2 dat pussycat o.

@itzprince i hope so oo

For most of you that doesn't know, am still narrating the events that took place between the day I first went to Joke's house and the day Jide got slapped by the lady we saw at the eatery. Its like a prologue. Remember it was the day I was expecting Nike's visit, and was cooking spagheti when I began the narration. These were the events between the 7months. Thanks for reading. 70.COUNTLESS After commending karma for a job excellently done, I exchange contacts with it and we became friends What Shango would have failed to do in 3years to come, karma does it in just 3days. Thumbs up to karma for being a silent sweet b!tch I teetered towards the bed and stopped when I nearly fell on it. The alcohol in my system isn't helping matters atall as I struggled to stay firmly on my feet but thank gawd it wasn't interrupting with my brain "who do we have here if not the thiefering b!tch herself!" I said with a terse tone Favour rose up from the bed, claded only in a tawny bikini top and pants, and took a long stare into my eyes. Probably trying to remember where she knew my face "whats up with the acts? Wanna pretend you don't remember your last victim? Eh?". She smiled placcidly and sat down on the edge of the bed "whats with the smile b!tch? See Favour" I stated hitting my left palm with my right fist. "Your smiling days are over cos am here for my wallet and money, and am collecting it now!" I barked at her with my tanked up voice "please calm down Roberto Darous... anger wont solve...." "anger wont solve it? Eh? but my calmness gave you the boldness to strip me of my wallet and left me stranded What do you take me for? A fool!" I snarled bending down and also trying to subdue the urge to slap sanity into her Shakiralistic face "please am sorry....." She pleaded with a smarmy look I gave her a sullen smile and chuckle demurely "sorry?...tell that to the lady I slapped thinking it was you, or to my friend that fainted while getting the beat of his life through the incident." I paused and drag the plastic chair beside the hanger to myself and settled in it. "look here Favour or what ever you call yourself, the only way am not going to kill you right now is if I get my wallet with everything intact...or else you better dial your ancestors and tell them to prepare a comfy place for you in hell". She adjusted her body so her cleavage was now torturing my brain I manage to put my mind that was starting to run away in check as I expect her to talk "please listen to me, and don't be annoyed, I didn't mean to hurt you, but please, see this picture." She dipped her hand inside one corner of the bed, brought out a pics, and handed it over to me. A beautiful young girl was smiling in it. "thats my daughter, she's 8years old...." "wait," I cut in still holding the pics. "if this is your feeble attempts to garner my sympathy and strike me when am less vulnerable?....you'd better have a plan B, cos am not buying any of it if it doesn't end with my money." "am not trying anything, just please hear me out..." I studied her face for a while and beckoned her to continue when I saw sincerity in it. "Her name is Amy, she's presently at U.C.H in Ibadan on a life support machine..." She sniffed trying to stop the tears that were starting to form in her eyes I started to feel so emotional seeing the tears in her beautiful eyes. She wiped the tears with a tissue paper sat properly "whats she suffering from? I mean Amy, your daughter" I manage to ask "erm...erm...brest cancer, the doctor says they need to do surgery on her and we must provide five hundred thousand naira before they could do anything." The remaining part of my brain that still functions very well quickly urged me to access her statement very well but I ignored when my eyes regained its focus on her ripe and tempting cleavage "thats why am doing this job and also why I had to.....steal....your wallet." She stuttered and readjusted her bikini strap making her cleavage to be much more enticing "hmmm....I understand your plight Favour...but that still doesn't explain why you couldn't confide in me and explain to me inside the car instead of stealing from....." 'Hello, how you doing, my angel my one and only, the only one girl am missing, wey dey bring me joy and blessing'. The tone of P'square that I assigned for Joke interrupted me. I ignored it and put the phone on silent mode "like I was saying, instead of stealing from me and leaving me totally stranded...." The memory of the ordeal of that day flashed into my mind and I let out a cussing moan "gawd you humiliated me that day, what if I had no other means to bail myself out? Only gawd knows where I'd be right now." I lamented "wouldn't you have done the same thing or more than that if she was your daughter and you were in my shoes?" She questioned with a doloured voice but I remain quietly confused on what to do "its like you're still angry at me. Well since I don't have your money here, let me pay with the only currency I have." She rose up and disrobe her bikini, standing stark nak3d infront of me with her bald pvssy inches away from my lips I bent my head down and consulted my brain for a few minutes on what to do but I couldn't come up with anything meaningful. Her pvssy heat must have fried my brain. I thought. Vengeance or Mercy? Guys have your say TBC

Hmmm she go dupe u again...breast cancer for 8yrs old..

. her name na favor oh...dem saabi dupe niggurs

Are u askin us ? Ask ur amu first, whtaever d answer is let us kn okay ?

71. COUNTLESS I'd barely left the door to my conscience open by bending my head down and was totally lost in thought when my inner Madrid and Barca conscience began their unending debate Favour was still standing nak3d infront of me while the debate went on. Trust Barca now, it spoke first. 'before you think of either to let her go or not, remember you need to test if the jinx with Doyin has been broken or not, and I think she's the best apparatus for this experiment of yours....' Barca conscience adviced Hmmm, thats right, thats the only way I could be sure that the jinx of death has been anulled totally. 'Darous, you don't need to take vengeance on her to ascertain wether the jinx have been broken or not. All you need is to have faith that all is well... You can't die, remember you are not just any ordinary human being, you are too special to die like a chicken. Don't let your fear of death cloud your sense of fairness. Please show her some pity' Madrid cuts in Hmmm, you are also on point, but am just confused right now, how do I tackle this? 'Darous my guy, remember that b!tch stole from you! And all the rigorous ordeal she made you go through. If you let her go unpunish, what message will that say about you? Please just fvck her already.' Barca curts in Gawd! I really want to have this revenge, but I'm just confused because I believe she did it for her daughter...that poor girl of 8years on a life support with brest cancer...who would blame her? No amount of Jury can convict her for that 'thats the more reason why you have to let her go, she's already suffered alot' you are on point. I have to put Audrey Timms Letting go' into use. I have to let her go. If not for anything atleast for the sake of her daughter 'don't tell me you are going to buy that bullshit...where has it ever been heard or spoken of that an 8years old girl is having a brest cancer. Release her on that reason and you will regret ever doing that. Fvck her and make her give you your wallet and money!' This is a dilema o..how can I be this confused? I've..... "Roberto, please answer me, lets get this over with quickly, I still have a lot of customers waiting for me" Favour cuts into my thoughts with a strained tone I took a deep breath and stood up facing her. There's something inexplicable about her facial espression but I couldn't quite place my finger on it Her beautiful shakira features finally suceeded into intimidating me into forgiving her I placed my arms on her rounded and smooth toothpaste shoulders. "Favour, how much have you gathered out of the 500k needed for the surgery of Amy?" She was taken aback with my question which I deducted through her agape mouth. Perhaps she wasn't expecting such a question from me, not at that time and moment "just erm...erm....300 thousand naira. My parents gathered 200 and I worked hard for the remaining 100" "hmm, by working hard you mean pick pocketing like you did to me?" I stated outrightly with a mordant tone and a raised eyebrow "oh, no...am not always bad...I did a lot of menial jobs to raise that amount." She said with a less simper smile "really? What about her father, isn't he going to take responsibility for his child?" I enquired picking my phone from the floor when I saw a silent incoming call from Jide. "excuse me..,..hello dude" "Darous where you dey na? We don dey search everywhere for you...." "am....am at somewhere...i'll call you later" "are you alright? Are you feeling fine or feeling death?" His voice was laced with worry "na who wan die? Me or you?" I stated playfully. "abi wetin concern your 3310 with Instagram?..." "its obvious you are still with us...idiot, sha call me when you start vomitting out your smoked brain." He hissed and ended the call Not giving a damn about my last question to Favour, I stared into her face and saw that I don't need a Palmist to tell me that I need to help her "sit down" She obeyed hesitatingly "I want to help you out. And once I did, I don't ever want to see you doing this type of Job anymore. Ok?" She nodded avidly "let me make some calls...and see what we can do..." I picked my phone and dialed Doris number. It was past eleven o'clock. It took her the 2nd attempt before she picked the call. "hello Doris" She cleared her throat "Darous...how you?" "am fine, but am sorry to bother your sleep, I just need your help urgently...please" I could here some scuffle noise coming from her room, she's probably trying to get out of bed and sit properly "are you ok? What is it?" "am fine, just need to help out my mum. I got home to meet her and my siblings in a very dilapitated state. I was totally flabbergasted. I didn't call you earlier because I thought I could handle it. Please they are in total mess right now and nothing will thrill me more than to put a happy smile on their faces before I take my leave". I explained with a well mendacious tone Flavour continued to stare at my face in absolute wonderment She heaved a deep sigh. "ok. In what way do you need my help?" "have been able to do the total calculations of all the expenses and its...." "how much exactly? I need my sleep Darous, I have an early occasion tomorrow and I have to travel very early." She curts in "just 200k...I'll be happy if...." "send me your account details and expect it within 5mins." With that, the line went dead and I can't help but give myself a thumbs up I quickly open a Diamond bank account and send the details to her. Promptly at 5mins I received an alert from my bank with the sum of 250k credited into it. I forwarded 200k into Favour's account and exchange numbers with her Favour was full of praises and was showering me with kisses and hugs I watch her as she began to pack her luggages and got ready to decamp the brothel as early as dawn *** I have to test if the jinx has been broken and I didn't want to use Favour for it I strolled to the open floor and found another beautiful girl. After taken another Goldberg, I followed her to her room. Then something happened TBC

72. COUNTLESS This new lady was claded in a blue slinky dress. Her beautiful round face was covered slightly with talcum powder. She has a great back assets and moderate brests I followed her to her room with drunky steps. She turned towards me and pointed to the wall adjacent the small bed in the room. I followed her hand with my gaze and my eyes settled on a paper pasted on the wall with various sex charges listed on it 1. 12k- for over night 2. 5k.- 3hrs 3. 4k- 2hrs 4. 3k- 1hr 5. 2k - 30mins 6. 1k - per release 7. 500naira - touch brest and ass only I looked at her and smile. "why is overnight so costly? Its not as if A.C dey inside yah pussee nau." "thats the official price here, but I can give you a discount because of your....um handsome body." She smiled revealing her perfect dazling set of teeths. She moved closer to me and began twisting my n!pples and squeezing my semi hard konji through my pants "your d!ck seems excited already...." She remarked with a smile as she continue working her fingers on my happy d!ck "hmmmm....thats....darn too good....but I want to have a special night with you. Tell me, how many customers have you had today?" She felt slightly daunted with my question and withdraw her hands from my body "why asking?" The reason why I asked her was because I really want to have a natural sex with her. No condom attached. Because its flesh to flesh sex that I keep having in the mystical dream and only whenever I want to release into the pussee of the strange woman in my dream that when I always faint. I just have to do it with this lady the same way I've always had it in my dream even if it means to risk contacting disease. Its just a risk that I had to take tonight I moved closer to her making sure her eyes never misses mine. "I just want to know if you are really going to match up with my strenght if I want to pay for overnight. Trust me, you ain't sleeping tonight atall and am gonna fvck you till day break." "hmmm....I just resumed to work this night. I and my friend rotate the use of this room. She does 2pm to 9 and I do 10pm to daybreak." "which means am your first customer this night?" I asked with a raised eyebrow "absolutely. We've spent enough time talking already...its almost midnight. So handsome, which one do you want? Overnight or hour sex?" She said walking towards the edge of the bed She picked a gold circle condom from the trolly near the bed and beckoned me to come closer "whats that?..." She raised it up. "oh sh!t, I really hate gold circle condom. Do you have Kiss condom? Or Strawberry?" "no. We don't use that here atall. Why? Whats wrong with gold circle?" She queried with a dazed face "It always make my d!ck shrink. My d!ck is 8inches but gold circle will make it shrink to 5inches." "thats bad o....I hate small d!cks too!." "Thats why I hate it...." I moved closer to her and collected the gold circle and threw it inside the trolly. "you know what? I'll pay you 15k if you suck my d!ck, and let us do flesh to flesh." "sucking your d!ck is not the problem here but 15k? For flesh to flesh? So that I can get pregnant? No...make it 20k so that I can buy enough contraceptives to flush your sperm out in the morning." "ok. 20k then. Lets begin then. Shall we?" I said and dropped my phone inside the trolly "I'm ready for you too, so lets fvck." She unzipped her dress and revealed she was wearing nothing at all underneath. No bra or panties, so was now completely nak3d as she kicked of her high heels Although have had sex with different types of ladies before but never come across a body so enticing and enthralling as the one standing infront of me right there in that cyan painted room I was frozen looking at her moderate and apple shaped naturally pert brests and the trimmed little bush between her long thin legs "Is something wrong? Am I… not pretty enough?" She said with a slight worried tone "not pretty? No, of course not. You're just so amazing that I couldn't stop staring at your sexy body." She blushed and turned her head away. "you are a nice guy, please i'll show you something when we finish." "and whats that?" "not now, just need a little help from you. But lets get to business." I shrugged and swooped next to her and took her chin in my hand, turned her head towards mine and kissed her on the lips gently for several moments. It wasn't a passionate kiss, but a pvssy lubricating one. When we parted, she take over and grabbed my shirt and pulled it off my head, threw it away and grabbed my jeans. I stood up to help her and soon they were roughly pulled down along with my boxer My d!ck was firm and pointed out proudly, ready for action. She eagerly got to her knees and began slobbering over my 8inches konji. She didn't go deep, but sucked and flicked my mushroom head with her tongue hard and fast I was about to cum, but I didn't want to cum in her mouth not until I verify if the jinx's been broken or not I pulled her up and ordered her, "Get on the bed." She sat on the bed, laid down, and preemptively spread her legs open to show me her damp gash thats ready for business. I didn't waste any more time as midnight was fast approaching. I climbed on top of her, rubbed my hard cork up and down her moist slit a few times before logging into her nairaland I squeezed my eyes shut at the amazing sensation of pushing into her frontpage and she moaned out in a little pain as I thrusted deeper I pulled back and thrust forward again and penetrated even deeper into her. She whimpered slightly, but didn't complain so I just kept at it, each time pushing deeper into her After five or six thrusts I felt her womb open and thrusted forward the more until my balls were slapping her asshole She gasped out, "Oh Gawd!" and shook as she grabbed onto my shoulders and I felt her womb shudder around my engorged d!ck "Are you alright?" I asked concerned I'd done something wrong to her "No handsome, it's alright," she muttered, but I just looked at her and she said, "You're just a little bigger than all the d!cks I've ever taken." I laughed with relief and she did as well. It was weird though, how I could feel her pussee walls vibrating with her laugh around my d!ck. Then she added, "I'm fine, just keep going. Its your money afterall." With those words, I instantly became an animal, grabbing at her moderate brests and jabbing her pvssy with my burrowing cork I just let my experienced instinct guide me as I touched and forked and kissed her body She was mine for tonight, bought and paid for, so I took and used her completely and who knows this might eventually be my last fvck on this world of pussee. I forked her hard and made her mine as best as I could and held out trying to enjoy her to the fullest until my balls could no longer take it as they call an ambulance for release I kept forking her till the time clocks 00.00am and then my balls broke "fork you Doyin! Fvck you and your pvssee!" I cried out before kissing her one last time as I wedged myself as deep into her pvssy crack as I could and my sperm began to fill her soaked pvssy. We were both breathing heavily and covered in sweats of ectasy I had one of the biggest orgasm I'd ever had as each and every salty ejaculation squirted into her womanly womb for the first time since the day I first had the mystical dream which was almost 4weeks ago I looked at the digital wall clock, it was 00.02am and heaved a deep sigh of relief. Am alive! We slept off immediately after I set my alarm to 4:50am and collected the keys of the room from her and kept it hidden inside the pillow underneath my head The contract of the mystical dream was trully terminated *** Promptly as programmed, the alarm sounded and I rose up. She woke up instantly and begged me to have another round of sex with her After 30mins we were both satisfied and I transfered the 20k into her account "nice spending the night with you bae, see you some other time." I headed towards the door after getting dressed and was about to step outside when she called me back and handed a pics to me "thats my daughter, please incase you...." The rest of her words trailed off as I turned the pics around and saw the same girl that was in the pics Favour showed me some hours ago inside this same pics "stop! thats a lie....this is Favour's daughter. And not yours." I returned the pics to her and turned around "what? Who is Favour?" She grabbed my shirt and pulled me back "The lady in Room 5. She showed me this picture of her daughter with brest cancer problem and presently in UCH..so don't take advantage of my generousity please!" I declared with a scornful look "I don't know anybody bearing that name here, but sincerely, this is my daughter, she's been missing for 2months now, thats why I gave the barman some pictures of her to give everybody that comes here. And everybody working here knows that Jenny is my daughter." She stressed effusively and I was totally confused I took a long stare at the face in the pics and looked up at her face. I repeated it 3times and realised that there was a striking resemblance between her face and that of the little girl My mind became alerted at once! I hurriedly ran towards Room 5, only to find it locked. I quickly dialled the number Favour gave me and a thick voice spoke out after picking it "told you, our eyes are on you. Bottle Boy." I was unable to comprehend the meaning of those words before the line went dead Then slowly, the awful truth dawned on me, those armed robbers managed to use Favour to rob me! How they find me was a mystery to me I was expecting a physical combat from them but they had something else planned out for me and I fell for it A whole Darous tricked easily like that? Repeatedly by Favour? That beautiful b!tch! I don't need any psychiatrist to tell me that am mentally sick! Truth be told my brain is not in form. Ah! My brain don lose form! TBC

Favour is indeed a bitch... If you see her again make sure she pay for everything she as done for you...

Nawa oh..bt i tell u oh oga darous say favours are dupers

@Fb-hunwisamuel fire on @ladyg @ele1 @timson7373 @Thecomely @fb-danieledem invite others

Ayotunde favour is nt going 2 pay him any kobo cos she didnt force him, good 4 u.

@ladyg i was planning to turn a new leaf o

Samuel turn d new leaf, let us see kwanu.

Darous your brain don lose guard

73. COUNTLESS How am I even going to explain to Jide that, I finally found the lady that stole my wallet which resulted into getting him beaten up by those three slim guys, but I let her go scotfree after she tricked me into giving her another 200k! How will he even react when he finally found out that She was sent by those robbers to rob me and I fell for it? Knowing the kind of person Jide is, I won't be suprised if he cut all ties with me because of that silly mistake But, sincerely, how could I have been so stewpid! I fell so easily for that b!tch twice! Not once but twice! They say Once bitten is directly proportional to twice shy! But mine is different She succeeded in tricking me to believe that an 8years old can have a brest cancer! See how those ladies at the brothel were just laughing hysterically at me when I mention that statement to them? Who would have ever believed that a whole me! Could fall easily for such a trick? Eh? Oh gawd of thunder! Whats happening to your son? Why have you abandon me? Why's my life gradually becoming a once upon a time? These were the thoughts that kept flooding into my brain as the bike I boarded drove me towards Mr Ifa's house around 6:37am of that fateful saturday It was one of those time of equinox when we have equal day and equal night around March, so the weather was still slightly dark I got off the bike and paid the driver. I slunked through the back terrace of the house and found the door open. I sneaked inside and thankfully it seems the whole household was still asleep as I didn't encounter anybody on the way to the guest room I entered the room and found the bed empty, no sign of Jide or any indication that he slept inside the room I dialled his number but it was switched off. I tried his 2nd line repeatedly but got the same result. Concluding that he might be in the main sitting room probably watching film, cos there was light, I took off my trouser and shirt leaving only my boxers on and relaxed on the bed All the events that took place right from when we entered the car that journeyed us to Oyo state began to flood into my brain I remembered that, I waited for Jide for almost 10mins at the bustop where we boarded the car and Favour wasn't in the car yet. Only the two women sitting at the back of the car was discussing while I was waiting for Jide. Favour arrived 3mins prior to Jide's arrival and headed straight to the front seat. Nothing was unusual about her before I started counting the money inside my wallet in the car just to intimidate her. It was my intention to get her attention and it worked until she stole my wallet Nothing else happened apart from that incident until yesterday when I saw her at the brothel. I thought it was karma's way of a vengeful coincidence but it wasn't. The usual saying is true afterall; 'Coincidence is a word used by fools and the weak, and I obviously belong to that group I turned around on the bed when I hear a click on the door. Jide walked in claded in trousers and shirt. I sat up immediately feeling anxious when I saw his deadpan face "Jide, how far na? Where you dey before? You no sleep for house?" He eyed me with a scornful glare as he began to take off his shirt "na me suppose dey ask you that question, where you go last night?" He queried with a serious tone. I was'nt expecting that question from him and I was dumbstruck. "you go fvck pvssy again abi? Shey the one wey happen inside the motor with Favour never teach you lesson reach? We barely escaped getting beaten to stupor because of your flirtuous life and today was also suppose to be your funeral and instead of you giving it a break, na pvssy you go dey fvck...". He walked over to the bed and started rearranging his cloth inside his bag My heart skipped a million beats and I was totally dumbstruck as his truthful accusations strucked my mind I wasn't sure if that was an accusation or if he already knew of my last night escapade. After some moments of silence I realise that he would have reacted much more in a furious way if it was the latter and I concluded that his words must have been based on the former so I eased up my agitated mind "Jide, I never knew you could think of me in such a way! How could you think I'll spend the night that I could probably end up dead in a woman's abode? You fvck up Jide, and I didn't expect that from you...not from you!" I declared with a feigned angry tone He turned around and stared at my face dropping his bag on the floor. "am sorry if I upset you but then where were you last night? That I was looking for you everywhere?" I didn't answer him at first but when he kept on begging me, I spoke up "come to think of it? Where do you think someone thats about to die, or was expected to die would be on a Friday night that he was suppose to die, where would that person be?" "if it was another person, I'd have a clue to that, but you? You are so unpredictable...but tell me where were you last night?". "since you think so amoral of me, it gives me a great level of pleasure to announce to you that I, Darousmart, the only genuine son of thunder, spent the whole night....at a vigil in the Church down the street." I watched with keen interest as his face transformed from an eager one to a one so full of suprise "what!" He declared with a wide grin "seriously!!" I nodded "bro, you suprise me! Who would have ever thought that a son of thunder could pray to God! Talkless of going to church? Wow! Take a hug bro." He gave me a happy hug and kept on chuckling "I knew you'd be suprised, thats why I didn't tell you." I said feeling like Anthony Joshua when he conquered his opponent "you are right....Darous you get mouth bro....and what did you tell God?" "well, I first of all introduce myself to him and begged him to spare my life. I vowed that if he did that? I'll kill a ram for him in the next Eid-filtri festival." "seriously? God would be really pleased to meet you bro. God 1 - Shango Zero!" We chatted and talked for soo long until Bukky brought our breakfast. We ate and dinned in a happy mood with the drinks that I bought for us to celebrate my false first time in church I was really happy that he didn't found out about my recent ordeal in the hands of those armed robbers through Favour. Its worth celebrating! *** Unknown to Jide was the fact that the event of last night had made me to reach a new determination about how I wanted to start living my life NO MORE sexcapades. No more Beatrice, No more Adedoyin, No more Chioma, No more Lovelyn, No more Jessica (the lady I fvcked last night at the brothel). And No more Fvcking Doris. She can get her Male child elsewhere for all I care. I just hope she takes it in good faith I plan to develop a serious relationship with Joke, the only woman that truly love me with no string attached May Gawd help me I picked my phone to dial Doyin's number to tell her my decision. I saw 43 missed calls on it. It all came from Adedoyin. The phone was still in silent mode thats why I didn't noticed it earlier "hello honey, thank gawd you're alive, where are you? Been calling you since morning to know how you are feeling." She sounded so relieved "Am fine Doyin thanks. Just want to tell you that, am no longer interested in this Bokoharam relationship." I dropped that outrightly like a bomb without giving a darn about how she takes it "what!" She sounded shocked "you can't do that to me Darous....please." "No point in pleading Doyin, just take it in good faith...I've made up my mind....enough of this self destruct relationship with you...bye" "don't hang up on me Darous, please tell me what you need. I'll do it. Name it! Money? Car? Education? Anything for you dear, please...just...." "you sure you can do anything I want?" "yes! Absolutely. Anything at all...have gat money..." "can you use your asshole to swear?" "thats ridiculous but yes...I'll, if thats what it takes." "ok, just say make thunder fire your asshole if you don't do what I want." "whats the meaning of this Dar...." "JUST SAY THE DAMN WORDS DOYIN!" I barked, getting furious as the events of what her charm caused me flashed into my brain "ok....Thunder should fire my....my asshole if I don't do what you want" She stated with a trembling voice "Fine! There's just one thing I need from you," "and whats that, I will do..." "Just stay out of my life!" "what! No..no...I can't" "Remember thunder now has the green light to strike your asshole if you don't let me be! Bye!" I ended the call and let out a sigh I was very happy with the way I handled her. Everything happening to me started with her, when she ended my relationship with Beatrice by drugging me There was a birthday party going on beside Mr Ifa's compound Around 7pm, Jide and I dressed casually and headed there with the intention of catching some fun According to Bukky, the birthday guy is the only son of the local government Chairman of that ward so a lot of ladies were in attendance Jide and I sat down at a corner not too far from the DJ's turner desk. Four bottles of Guiness and assorted meats was served to us and we were really enjoying the show Some of the ladies were claded in slinky outfit revealing some of their laps and cleavages The guys dancing on the dance floor were obviously drunk as they turn a simple Shakiti Bobo dance into a Masqurade dance. Can't blame them though, alcohol na bastarrd! I was really enjoying myself with the 3rd bottle while Jide was still on the 1st one he's been drinking since 30mins ago with the complaint that its too bitter. Then I felt a gentle tap on my shoulder. I turned around and smiling seductively at me was Jessica, the lady I spent the night with, handing my Rolex wrist watch to me. "Hi handsome, you forgot this in my room this morning." She said with another smile I glanced at Jide who was also aware of what was going on. His facial expression spelt..............TROUBLE TBC

You don enter am....

Okay na. Come and do some explanations

See gobee

Kikiliki this boi no go fit change, if e change go change make i kn wetin course am.

Just tell him d truth OR tell him dat she is d sista dat accomodated u after d vigil wen u shared ur problems with her

Burh niggur, i tell u jide is no baby he wil smell ur lie from ur vocal cord

74. COUNTLESS I was still feeling baffled about my latest situation and studying the look on Jide's face when Jessica and the lady that accompanied her to our seat, dragged the plastic chairs that was beside our table to themselves and sat down "and about the Favour issue...." My heart skipped another lecture of beats as Jessica made to talk on Favour's issue, so I quickly cut in "erm...sister Jessica, thanks for bringing my watch...." I looked at Jide's face and saw a dazed look on it so I quickly added "hope you later found the keys?" "what keys?" She asked with a confused look Jide shifted his awkward gaze at Jessy and I quickly winked at her "The keys that you lost, that led you to me after the Vigil, when you asked me to help you break the padlock of your door." I concluded with another wink She seems to get the meaning of my winking as she sighed high and smiled "oh! Yes...I mean No, I never found it, I must have lost it at church....I'll have to get another one." "I guess its some of the things you have to sacrifice while serving the Lord." I remarked with a smile. The lady beside Jessy was just staring at the whole melodrama in shock. I remember her face. She was also at the brothel that morning and she must have been totally confused at what was going on right there "Sister Jessy, how did...." Jide was saying when the MC interrupted us We turned our attention to him standing on the stairs beside the DJ "Ladies and Gents, standing before you is MC Herosakin, and beside me is DJ Huntsman!" The whole crowd hooted: HUNNNNNNTSSMAAAAN!!! "Together we gonna begin the DanceMatch game...you all know the game right?" The crowd hooted Yes! In unision. "Fine! A lady will be picked randomly among you, she will dance with a plate of meat around 27 of the most handsome guys present here today. DJ Huntsman will play us a popular song while she dance round the selected guys. Which ever guy she stops infront of at the end of the music will be Fed by her! (the crowd chorused Yes!) Kissed by her! (Yes!) Hugged by her! (Yes) and finally cut the cake with the celebrant!" He concluded pointing to the cake and the celebrant sitting beside a beautiful lady at the terrace of the house The crowd clapped for him and He continued "now, I'll call on PamelB the celebrants fiancée to do us the honour of selecting the 27 most handsome guys in this gathering. And 27 indicates the age of the celebrant...so ladies and gents a round of applause for PamelB." 'Wow! Is that PamelB? The author of Alone? Wow! So cute and pretty' This was the thought that rang in my head as PamelB began to amble among the crowd and began the selection as the MC and the crowd counted along with her '24, 25, 26..26...' PamelB searched around and couldn't found another guy among the crowd to compliment the said number The MC glanced around and beckoned PamelB to our direction "Darous, she's coming here!" Jide said adjusting in his chair. He restraightened his shirt and I watch him keenly as he waited for PamelB's arrival "Jide, do you want to participate in this childish event?" I asked when I saw his level of preparedness "why not..? If you are not interested Just hide your face so she doesn't pick you instead....abeg of....". He was saying when PamelB arrived at our seat and the MC spoke on "we have 26 guys already, now to complete the number, PamelB will choose from this two men by my left hand side...go ahead PamelB" My chair was behind Jide's seat at the rectangular table. Jessica and her friend were sitting opposite each other at the breadth while Jide and I were at the width also opposing each other After staring at our faces, PamelB left Jide's seat that was infront of her and continued her ambled walk over to my seat and dragged me up. The whole crowd roared and clapped I was a bit shy and wanted to turn the offer down but the whole attention of the crowd were on me. It would be a total embarrasment and childish to turn her down in that moment Jessica gave me a 'Go for it look'. I just shrugged and followed her to join the other 26 recruits Without exaggerating, I stood out gallantly among them. Even Jide was more handsome than many of them but that's how fate wants to play the match "now, we've past the first phase, I call on the celebrant Yungeez to come and select the most beautiful lady that will dance for us.....a round of applause for him" The man called Yungeez rose up and began the task. After 2mins he succeeded in picking out the lady with the most heaviest boobs I've ever seen and moderate ass, claded in a pencil blue jean and pink sleeveless top. Her face and complexion was like that of Bukky Wright I salivated at her sight as the Mc ordered us to form a big circle in the open space by stretching our hands, leaving atleast 2cm gap between us The lady was given the cooler of meat as the MC beckoned DJ Huntsman to do his Job Kiss Daniel's Mama boomed out of the speakers and she began to dance round us She began to dance in a clockwise direction with the cooler of meat in her hands around the 360 circle along with the Music. 'It's Young John the wicked producer Feel the mama You know I like you sooo See! Girl, I cherish you I stand for you oo I won't lie to you But I fit lie for you oh In the night Girl I'm down for you ehh Ahhh (Girl I'm down..)' She got to my front as the chorus was about to begin and managed to reduce her dancing pace, gyrating and swaying her boobs at me and I wasted no time in responding as I danced back. Being a great dancer myself, I gave the crowd a great view Oya Talk to me oh mama, free oh B'olorun soro mi dayo with you oh Baby, all I seek I found it in you ah All I seek I found it in you She left my front slowly and danced on but I continue to dance while others were just staring at me See, if I'm to choose girl I choose you If I'm to loose girl I want to loose with you oh They say na taboo, but girl I still choose in youuu Youu.... Se wa korin fun mi Do you really care? So le pon mi fun mi baby Se mi ni Lo te o To be sincere I will do almost everything for you Anything for youuu She's now approaching me again as I continued my dance immitating every move of Kiss daniel in the video Girl, I cherish you I stand for you I won't lie to you But I fit lie for you oh In the night Girl I'm down for you ehh Ahhh (Girl I'm down..) She go to my front again and repeated the same ealier action Oya Talk to me oh mama, free oh B'olorun soro mi dayo with you oh Baby, all I seek I found it in you ah All I seek I found it in you She left my front slowly and continue to dance on Kai If I'm to shoot girl I will shoot for you Ain't gon kill Baby just a bullet wound Prayed about you last night You came my way Omo baba alayo ni mi oh If you buy infinity Would you buy for me oh When I'm in captivity Would you come for me oh Step into the light and let me see your face See your face Girl, I cherish you I stand for you I won't lie to you But I fit lie for you oh In the night Girl I'm down for you ehh Ahhh (Girl I'm down..) As the music was on its last verse, she hastened her steps and was at the 270 degree of the circle when the DJ increased the tempo of the song. All I seek I found it in you It's your boy Geez Emperor Geeeeeez G world wild Se wa korin fun mi ah am So le pon mi fun mi. The music ended and she stopped in between me and the guy standing next to me in a 5-6 clocklike position "wow! What a great dance by this lady." The Mc voiced out and discharged the other 25 guys. Me and the other guy with the lady remained in our position. "Now we have a situation here, its has never happened before but I got an Idea on how we gonna choose who this beautiful lady is gonna feed and hmmmmm...you know.... So we gonna settle this by throwing a RIDDLE!". The crowd murmured encouragingly and he went on as we all stare at him anxiously He dragged us to the stairs and stood infront of us so we were now backing the crowd "now guys, nobody should whisper or say the answer to them if they don't know it...ok? When I ask the question, who ever knows it among the two of you will raise up his hand and say it in my ear. Is that clear guys?." We both nodded in unision and he continued. "ok..here we go. Which word will become shorter when you add two letters to it?" He stared at our faces and I began to search the secondary school part of my brain for answer He repeated the question again and again and again as the crowd remain silent. The guy beside me raised up his hand and the Mc beckoned to him to move closer. My heart began to pound heavily at the embarrasment am gonna face if the guy gets it correctly. I began to think very fast, 'could it be pùssy? If I add er to it, it becomes pussyer? Chai! Thats longer not shorter...what of thunder? Yes! If I add er, it becomes thun..derer? Ah no, thats longer again...what of....' The Mc's voice interrupted my thoughts "no...you didn't get it..." He told the other guy "if the two of you doesn't get it, then I'll have to extend the opportunity to the audience, thereby eliminating the two of you." I glanced around at Jide and he gave me a deadly bitter stare. He must be very angry at me. I thought I quickly withdraw my eyes and looked sideways only to be met with PamelB's eyes She was mouthering some words to me and the Mc nearly cancel the contest before I got the hint of her actions "I'll have to extend this....." He was saying when I quickly raised up my hand and he gestured me to move closer. I walked to him and whisper what I got from PamelB to him "Correct!" the Mc exclaimed with suprise "SHORT is the answer! When you add 'er' to it, it becomes SHORTER!....clap for him please". The other guy left the rostrum feeling ashamed and I felt pity for him. What a very dullard boy! Simple riddle...ordinary riddle that a primary school student will answer, he doesn't know! Shioor! The weather was already dark, the time must be past 8 already. The compound was illuminated with two giant halogens. The Mc arranged a chair for us. I sat down backing where Jide and Jessica was seated. The Mc directed us as the the lady fed me all the 27 dice-like meats slowly while the crowd continue to take pictures of us. My teeths were doing a nice job and my stomach was rejoicing. The Dj was doing his job and some guys were back on the open space dancing. After the feeding, she gave me a decanter of Baron wine and I was pleased with her smile and cheerful way of doing things. Not minding the eyes of the onlookers, I stood up after the drinks and pulled her closer, enjoying the effects of having her tons of brest pressed against my chest. I kissed her passionately on the lips and she opened her mouth wide, thrusting her tongue forward and swirled her tongue in my alcoholic mouth as the crowd cheered us on. The crowd took pictures of me and the lady as we engaged in a tight brest suffocating hug. PamelB and her fiance joined us and another round of pictures was taken with them. I glanced over at Jide's seat but he was no longer on seat. I searched around with my eyes but couldn't find him. I don't know why he's taking it too personal, its just a game. Jessica and her sylph looking friend joined me after the cutting of cake with the celebrant and also took pics with me using my phone. I felt ontop of the world! *** I got home around 11pm very tired after the whole events. Jessica already told me that my friend already excused himself to go home so I didn't bother looking for him anymore. I opened the door and stepped inside the sitting room. I met no one in the sitting room and I headed towards the guest room. I pushed the door open and a Jaw crunching blow landed on my face from the darkness. I stumbled to the floor immediately panting from the pain. T.B.C

Jide na so you jealous? Na only game o

Sharp guy, do u dey think any oda tin if nt Pussyer nd ur amu. That slap no reach u wella if nt na deaf nd dumb u for became.

Hmmmm jide dey jealous ni or he dey pity ur life

75. COUNTLESS I couldn't see clearly inside the darkness but I managed to get myself up. I staggered backwards and stumbled on the bed The party at the nearby compound was still going on with DJ Huntsman doing what he knows how to do best thereby rendering it practically impossible for anyone to know whats going on inside our room A hand dragged me back on my feet by holding the rumpled collar of my shirt and dealt me another blow on my right cheeks. I winced and groaned in total pain and collapsed on the bed again. "you bastarrd! How could you?.....how could you do that to me?" cried a familiar voice. It was Jide's voice I groaned deeply and rose up again, still trying to adjust my eyes into the darkness and trying to locate where he was standing I saw him when he was about to rush at me and thanks to my active reflexes, I quickly stepped aside thereby causing him to fall on the bed I hurriedly pounced on him before he could turn around and tamped him with all my power and strenght on the bed "Jide!....." I tried catching my breath "why? What did I do? Whats wrong with you?" He was trying desperately to wriggle himself out of my firm grip on him but I managed to restrain him from doing so "Are...you under a....spell?" "let me go and...you will see if am under a spell or not, you this backbitter!". He said with muffled tone "what! Me? A backbitter?......" I was still pondering on his words when he suddenly used his back heel to knock me from behind and that made me lose my grip on him as he hurled me over on the bed and pounced on me. "I swear, you are so dead today!....." He declared with an angry tone and landed a blow on my stomach. The pain was so severe to the extent that I was praying for death He started slapping my face vigorously and I was doing a very poor job at ducking it. My strenght was gradually fading away due to the effects of the alcohol and the punches I received ealier from him This went on for what seems like eternity but it was less than 7secs in reality before the door suddenly flew open and Mr Ifa rushed inside and switched on the light before he ran towards the bed and pulled Jide away I rolled down to the floor in pains and relaxed to regain my strenght "let me kill that guy! Just let me kill him!!" I heard Jide voiced out with contempt after Mr Ifa had sucessfully pulled him away from me "wo bi arakunrin (look here young man), you won't kill eachother in my house! Not in this house! I didn't use a human blood when building my house and am not gonna let you idiots paint it red with your stupidity!" Mr Ifa thundered with an angry tone I stood up and saw that Bukky and her Mum was also inside the room. Their faces was laced with concern and worries "Ji....de....what did I do? Why do you suddenly want to kill me? We are suppose to be br...." "brothers right?" He curts in and tried to accost me but Mr Ifa held him back "tell that to the brother you lied to, and the one who nearly died because of your flirty mouth!" "what! Lied to you? About what Jide!" I said with a raised voice of confusion "you claim to be in church for vigil at midnight! But instead you bastarrd son of a thousand fathers was busy fvcking that b!tch! Favour! at the hotel!". oh! Sh!t! Am damned! Its all about Favour "Darous you are a devil! And a lying one for that matter!.....listen carefully! This is far from over....one of us is going to die this night unless I don't meet you here!". He declared furiously and stormed outside "Damilare, pele pele o (meaning- Damilare, take it easy o)." Bukky's Mum stated in the local dialect and left the room with her daughter leaving only Mr Ifa with me "Omo, (son)". Mr Ifa spoke gently after some minutes of silence. "you have to leave the house for this night o, maybe you should go and stay at my friends house at Imale, we will settle everything in the morning when your friend has calm down." Mr Ifa escorted me out of the house to the main road where I board a late night bike that was heading to Imale 'Gawd I fvcked up. How could I have kept such a secret from him and expect him not to find out later? Darous you didn't fvck only Up, you fvcked every direction, Up, down, left, right, even middle. I should have explained to him' This were the guilty thoughts that keeps popping into my brain as the Bike man approach Imale 'but wait, how did he even know that I already met Favour? I didn't tell him, then how did he found out? Or Jessica? Yes Jessica! That twathole must have told him while I was busy with at the party! Gawd this girl is so dead tonight! I need to see her this night cos she already told me yestday that she only does night work and I don't have her number. Tonight is my best chance at seeing her before I go back to Abeokuta tomorrow Sunday "oga, please can you take me to Nitel this night?" I asked the bikeman. He refused at first but when I told him that I will tripple the payment, he agreed and made a U-turn towards the direction of the brothel **** "barman please, Is Jessica free?" I asked the barman after searching for Jessica among the half claded ladies sitting at the bar area but couldn't find her. "which of the Jessicas?" the barman responded still busy counting some money in his hands "the one that couldn't keep her mouth shut!" I wanted to say that but I refrained myself from acting rashly and blow things out of proportion. "um...um.....Jessica.....,..Jenny's Mum...Jenny's Mum". "ok....I'll check on her for you when am through counting all this money....". He heard me grumbled and he quickly added still not taking his eyes off the money. "or you can check her in room 15, maybe she's through with her last customer." I dropped a 1k note on his desk and headed towards room 15 Half the way, a dark and very fat lady was standing at the entrance of her own room and was winking at me. "hey handsome, come and let me fvck you well well." She said seductively pulling her thongs aside and thereby revealing her dark pvssy. I looked at her scornfully, she reminds me alot about Beauty and Pretty, those two fat distant cousins of the devil and how I suffered at their hands. I just hissed and made to continue walking away but she pulled me back and repeated the same statement. Feeling irritated, I leaned over to her and placed my mouth beside her ear "why don't you go and fvck your ancestors! You this fat slob!" I declared in an audible whisper and disengage her hand from my cloth and continued my walk without looking back. I got to room 15 and landed a knock on the door "come in if you have a d!ck and money!" came the reply from inside by Jessica. I stepped inside and locked the door. She smile excitedly when she saw that it was me and rose up from the bed. "Hey my handso......" "don't you dare handsome me atall." She was totally shocked at my effontery. "Jessica, apart from keeping every size of d!ck inside your pvssy, what else can you keep? Apparently nothing!, because your mouth is equally loosed like your public pvssy!" I lashed out angrily at her and a confused look erupted on her face "what....whats the meaning of this? What did I do to warrant this kind of insult from you?" "seriously? You asking me that? what didn't you do? Tell me? After I winked for 40day and 40nights to stop you from blabbing about my presence here yesterday to my friend you still went ahead to spread the word as if you are on some kind of evangelism?....Keep a secret you no fit...na only d!ck you......" "stop it!..." She cuts in angrily "what is the meaning of this nonsense? How can you come in here and start accusing me of what I didn't do? Did your friend told you I told him anything atall?" "will you just stop the pretence? If you didn't tell him, who else did? Who else knew about my visit here?" "its like you are dumber than I think. Thank gawd my friend was there too, let me call her to come and bear me witness and you will see how foolish you are." She hissed and pick up her phone.I watched and listened keenly while she spoke to her friend and the door opened barely a minute after the call. The same lady that accompanied her to the party came inside and testified to it that Jessica didn't even utter a single word to Jide after I left the table. "then how did he know that I was here yestday?" I asked feeling totally confused "ah no know o. I was even suprised when you started winking at me, because your friend was even here yesterday night before you came into my room." I was busy gathering the pieces of her words when her last statement stung my brain "what! Jide was here? Yesterday?" I moved closer to her and stared at her face eagerly waiting for her response "don't tell me you didn't know....I thought...." "thats a lie! That can never be! Never! Maybe your eyes was seeing double...cos Jide doesn't even know this place atall...atall!" "I don't know how he got here o, I thought you came here together when I saw you with him at the party which was why I wanted to talk about Favour before you started winking at me." I was lost in thoughts for some minutes before I spoke again "tell me, which type of cloth was he putting on?" "erm.....I think a red polo shirt...and erm...a black pant trousers...thats what he was wearing yesterday". She stated confidently Jessica was right, he was wearing that same cloths when I saw him came inside the room in the morning after I got home. I thought he must have slept off while watching film in the sitting room which was why I didn't ask him anything. I remembered that I passed through the back terrace of the house in the morning which explains why I couldn't ascertain wether Jide was in the sitting room or not 'But what could Jide be doing here at the brothel? How did he even know this place? Where did he got the money that he used to board a cab down here all the way from Mr Ifa's house?'. This were the questions that kept banging in my head before someone barged inside Jessica's room panting heavily. T.B.C.

Who entered...

Hmmmm wahala. Next pls.

Nawa oh...darous u no do well

Problem after problem

76. COUNTLESS Jessica and I was totally spooked at the sight of the Barman panting slowly infront of us. "China! Whats the defination of this rubbish?.....what If I was busy with my customer, is that how you will barge in here and disturb us?" Jessica lashed out at the dazed barman. He nodded his head apologetically at her and shifted his gaze towards me "bro, no vex abeg" He said rubbing his palms together "na you ah dey find" "Me? Why? Whats the matter?" I queried with a slight tone of worry "not a big issue bro. The 1k wey you drop on the counter, shey you dash me ni abi you give me?" I was amused at his dumbness but Jessica only hissed and sat on the bed fuming with anger "so na because of money you come inside dey run like an headless chicken? China you be Ewu?" Jessica smirked at him again and I can't help but grin at the awkward situation "Jessy, no abuse me o, what is wrong with wanting to know if I should spend the money or not? Mind your own o!" He warned playfully "taar!! Abeg! Meshior nu! Danboro ba! Na money go kill you...can't you just wait for him to come outside?...or no be your desk he go pass when he finish?...mugu!" Jessica fired back "easy there tigeress, take it easy with him.....Jessy...." I was still saying when she cuts in "easy with him? Hehehehehe, Says the guy that just walked inside some minutes ago and started insulting an innocent lady." Jessy simpered at me "oh! About that" I joined her on the bed and pulled her into my arms "am sorry bae! Deeply sorry....please accept my apology bae." "hmmm....ok, but apology will only be fully acepted if you can make a promise to me." "ok....feel free to be my guest!" I cuddled her brests tightly and she let out a gentle moan "only if you promise to fork me harder than the way you forked me last night...." she said with an intimidating look "hun..hum..hum." The barman did a throat clearing tone to notify us of his presence in the room. I reached for my wallet and gave him additional 1k "bro....thankz alot o!" He was smiling broadly. "bro anything wey you need! Ah go help you get am....if you wan fork Rihanna, or Alicia keys, just tell me ah go help you arrange am! Bro you too much!". He opened the door and smiled feraly at us. "bro am very serious o, if you need Alicia keys number, ah go help...." "just close the door and get out! Idiot, not only Alicia keys, na Alicia padlock you go find....mumu!" Jessica lamented again probably feeling irritated at the repungant attitude of the barman He tongued out at her and slam the door shut "when did you accept a friend request from jealousy?" I asked teasingly when I saw the daunting looks in Jessy's face "jealousy? jealous of who?...you or your tiny prick?" She let out a mischievious smile and placed her right palm on my chest "hansom, there's nothing to be jealous of, because If you go and fork Rihanna, I'll also go and fork Chris brown...you see, tit for tat...." "hmm, but just like you told China or whats his name?, no be only Chris brown, na Chris Black you go fork......" Forgetting my vow of 'No more Jessica', I knelt down and pushed her back so she was now lying on the bed "abeg, spread your Rihanna pvssy very well, make my Nija-made Chris brown d!ck kon fvck elasticity outta yah hole." With that statement, we commenced on another Night of Condomless Sex.(N.C.S) *** A loud knock on the door woke me up from my dreamless sleep. I was very exhausted after so many rounds of rigorous sex with Jessica. We were both lying nakèd on the bed. The knock landed again on the door albeit slightly louder this time around. I reached for my phone to check the time. The phone was on silent mode and 32missed calls was on it already. 13 from Joke, 3 from Doris, 10 from Adedoyin, 4 from Chioma and the remaining 2 was from an unsaved number. I checked the time and It was the square of five past the hour of 2 plus 1. In simpler terms, 03:25am Who could be knocking the door at this ungawdly hour? Could it be the bar man? To confirm my suspicion, the knock landed again followed by a gentle whisper "please, quickly open the door, na me China, bar man." Confirming who it was, I rose up and wore my cloths. I glanced at Jessica who was still enjoying her sleep nak3dly. I pulled the blanket over her and walk towards the door and gently open it "what do you want this time again?" I queried impatiently "bro, no loud am o, some guys dey for bar right now, they are looking for you." He stated in an audible whisper that got me feeling nervous immediately "looking for me? On top wetin?" "ah no know o, they were 4 in numbers sha. They say they just want to tell you something very important, but I told them you don commot for here since yesterday when I mistakenly saw the dagger inside one of their hand." "dagger!" I exclaimed tensely "how do they look like?" "just 3 of them are slim but all tall....bro maybe you should commot for here now fast fast". He adviced plainly with a concerned tone "go where? Ah no fit see cab by this time nau, and am not so familiar with this place" "bro am only doing this because I am feeling indebted to you of your kindness. Your 2k helped me to cover a part of my debts yesterday, please leave now because those guys might later find you here. They are inside the bar lounge drinking right now as I'm talking. You can take the back exit and leave." He headed towards the door "thanks buddy...you've really tried. I'll leave once I figure out something". I stated worriedly and he nodded and went out after closing the door I leaned on the closed door and began to ponder on whats been happening to me since I set foot inside this city. Have been robbed twice, narrowly excape getting beaten by those hooligans, and the one that even pained me pass na the way I fell for that Favour or whatever her name's trick. The only two good things that came out of my visit here were the death jinx with Adedoyin that was broken and the good sex have been having with Jessica. Apart from those two, nothing else! Ah gawd of thunder, whats going on? Ehn? I was even beaten by my own very close friend! Eh? Jide! beat me? Chai, ah don suffer! Yes speaking of Jide, how did he even know this place as much as I do? How? (thinking....thinking......) Oh! Maybe a lucky hunch led him here or.....or he's been monitoring me around! But could Jide really be following me discreetly? What could be his aim for doing that? And again, if he truly was here and have really seen me here on friday, why didn't he attacked me downrightly when he came inside yesterday morning? Why did he believed my lie of going to church? Why? I think there's more to it than meets the eyes. Jessica rolled to the right side of the bed and embarked on another journey of sleep 'Where will Jide even be by now? Home I guess. Probably sleeping alone in the room that was meant for the two of us. I'm......' "why aren't you sleeping?" Jessy's voice interrupted my thoughts. "You are even dressed up?" She rosed up from the bed and walked nak3dly towards me "um, yeah, I needed to be somewhere very early so I was waiting patiently for you to wake up, so I can pay you and leave very early." I picked my phone and transferred 10k into her account "thats very sweet of you." She gave me a peck and her phone number. After saving it, I opened the door and peeped into the hallway, seeing it empty, I dashed out and headed for the back exit *** It was cold outside and after waiting fruitlessly for 20mins at a T-junction for a cab or bike, I began to trek very fast back to Mr Ifa's house with the optimism of seeing one along the tarred road. Now very far away from the brothel, I saw someone walking ahead of me on the same pace as I am on the same route. Glad that I finally saw someone to accompany me on this cold Sunday morning, I increased my steps with the aim of catching up with him Few meters between us, the person never looked back, he was so engrossed in his threading that he didn't notice that someone was coming behind him, or perhaps he noticed but was just ignoring it. Feeling that he might not be a fun person to walk with, I slowly reduced my steps and continued the trek at my own convinient pace He was about to round the C-corner ahead when a cab's headlight aproaching from behind us illuminated the road "what! Who am I seeing? Jide!" I cried out silently in shock when the headlight shone on the man ahead of me His cloths, stature and complexion all came into view. An earpice was stucked inside his ears as he walked on. Everything about his appearance screamed Jide. To further confirm it, I dialed his number on my phone. It rang and I watched him keenly from my vantage as he ignored it. I began to think. 'what is he doing outside at this time? Was he coming from the brothel also? This guy is really scheming something for me.' He turned away from the road that leads to Mr Ifa's house and changed direction towards another narrow but also tarred road 'where could he be going? Should I call him? Or just let him continue walking to see where exactly he's headed?' After 2mins of walking deliberation with my brain, I concluded on the latter and slinked after him for some miles until suddenly he stopped and brought out his phone to receive a call Scared that he might turn around and see me, I quickly ducked beside a big container beside the road and continue watching him from there. My heart was pounding heavily He ended the call and resumed walking. I was prepared to get out of my hide out when I felt a gentle tap on my shoulder 'WHAT THA HELL!' I screamed barely audible to call attention. T.B.C.

Continue please...

You don really hear weeeen all cos of ur foolishness.

Am still confused on what jide wants

Darious when will you learn something?

Darious when will you learn something?

Any problem?

waiting

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Hello everyone am so sorry for running off without any notice but truth be told i haven't been online all these days cus i visited a friend and airtel network there is as bad as shit. Pls forgive me. Ok, back to darous where did we stop？

77. COUNTLESS dedicated to Me, Myself and I as I embark on another endless 365 cycle of my life. "What tha Hell!" That was the sound that subconcsiously escaped my lips when I turned around swiftly and saw a dane gun pointed at my handsome face by an elderly man claded in a brown khaki uniform with the word 'VIGILANTÈ' inscribed on the chest. An headlamp was straped on his forehead "kneel down there! You this thief! Gawd don catch you today!" He snarled and moved closer to me as I quickly oblidged trembling with fear His facial expression already pronounced trouble for me. He must be the vigilantè entrusted with the safety of this area "baba, am not a thief o, am...." "dake nbe! (keep quiet!)." The man curts in loudly in the local dialect and the sound was enough to wake up the entire neighbourhood. "Talo ni ko soro? (who ask you to talk?)." He pointed his gun at my nose and pretended as if to pull the trigger and blow my head off. "you are definitely one of the thieves that's been terrorizing this area! Gawd don catch you today." He declared with a wacky look and began ransacking my pockets. "where's your gun? Eh, your weapon? Where did you keep it?" "gun? I don't have any gun please....this is a mistake sir....am not a thief, baba am just coming from...." "shut up! Shut up!!." he curts in. "you are not a thief? I just caught you trying to rob this container and you say you are not a thief? Eh? What did your time says? Check the time!" Still on my trembling knees, I checked my phone and saw the time. I looked at him and told him what it says "its quater past 4 sir..." He smirked and confirmed it on his watch "quater past 4 you say? You are a bloody liar!" "baba am not lying, thats the time....." "keep quiet! I just checked the time here and it says quater past 3. You are a liar and anybody that lies is a THIEF!" "ah! Thats a lie sir." "What? so am also a thief?" He questioned angrily "no sir, but Past 3 ke? Baba your watch is not corr..." "one more word from you and gawd help me if I don't blow your head off!" He threatened in the local dialect again with a straight face. I was mute immediately and bent my body in a slumped posture 'How can this man say the time is 3:15, when in actual reality its 4:15? What GMT is he using? Ghana? Togo or Burkinafaso? Is he trying to manipulate the weather to suit his accusations? "if you don't confess to what you are doing beside this container by this time of the day," His baritone voice cuts into my thoughts and I look up at him. "see, when it is 5:30, I'll call the chairman to come and take you to station..." "baba, why won't you listen to me? Am not a thief, am just a victim of circumstances here baba, I swear in the name of...." "by the time I shoot your right hand and knee, you will tell me why you want to rob this shop." He stated pointing his left hand at the container while his right hand was firmly holding the gun I pleaded on and on but he wasn't ready to listen to anything I say. He was very obstinate in his decision to torture me till I confess to being a thief. I was trembling and totally stiffened with fear Scared that just a little squeeze made on the trigger could terminate my contract on earth, I quickly dialed the 911 of shango and an elusive trick teleported its way into my congested mind I glanced around and saw a long black pipe adjacent the back of the container. A look at his stubborn face urged me to try my luck and I screamed 'Snake! Snake!!' loudly and he turned around abruptly, reached for his headlamp and switch it on as he began scrutinizing the ground with his gun firmly held in his hands "where is it! Where is the snake?" He questioned while backing me and still looking around pointing his gun randomly at the floor Seeing the opportunity that just presented itself to me, I rose up swiftly and took to my heels towards the path Jide and I was threading some minutes ago The old man, probably realising that I just played an APC of Change on his Nigeria, started shouting 'THIEF!' and I became more aware of the danger I just got myself into when few men started opening their respective house's front doors and joined him in the hot pursuit I ran blindly as my legs could carry me for some distance till I saw Jide at a few distance ahead of me on the tarred road. The sound made by my foot stamp on the road must have gotten his attention as he paused and glanced back hurriedly and without hesitating, he also took to his heels before I reach him and I wasted no time in following his lead We got to the end of the road and was totally disappointed when we saw that it linked to a tall barb-wire fence. A thick bush aligned with the fence by the right hand side while the left was another tall and close fence "oh! Sh!t" Jide cursed hitting his fist on the wall. "how can this road end like this? Stupid road and architect!" I lamented after catching my breath. There's no other way out of this unless we head back to where we came from and that seems too risky as the people pursuing us might still be on our trail. "ah! Ah don suffer today! And na you ah....." "guy silence abeg!" Jide cuts in and we both listened keenly as the noises made by the men pursuing us died down a bit and I feel a bit relaxed. 'They must have lost our track and have headed back to their homes'. I thought "so Jide...what next?" He brushed past me to the left hand side probably to look for an escape route. "you are not asking me that are you?" I nodded my head affirmatively. "then you be fool! You got me into this mess! So you better find a way for us to get out of here before I pounce on you." "don't think you can scare me, if you try any rubbish here like the one you did at home, I swear ah go beat Ajax out of your europa league....." He eyed me dejectedly and leaned over the fence. "and why shouldn't I ask you? You were headed this way before I joined you so I guess you know this city more than I do....." He seems unperturbed by my statement so I quickly added. "by the way you have a lot of explanations to give....." "hey dude, look here, I owe you nothing....you hear? Nothing! Get that into your thick canine skull!" He stated with gritted teeth "You owe me nothing? Then care to tell me where you are coming from at this hour? And where you are headed to? Because it seems to me that you know this place more than I do! " I queried with a raised eyebrow He surveyed the fence and paced frantically around for some secs before he spoke up. "last time I check, you are still a backbitting friend and not my Dad or elder brother....so I don't owe you any debrief about my life!" I moved closer to him and held him by his polo's collar. His face was now at a Chelsea versus Arsenal with mine. "you are right, but then I began to think, where were you coming from when you came inside the room yesterday morning eh?" He was silent. "You were at the brothel right? Thats how you knew that I was with Favour, isn't it?". He was taken aback with my accusation and wriggled himself out of my grip "what if I was at the brothel? Are you the only one that got to enjoy himself after an hectic friday?" He questioned rhetorically after feigning a resilient look "no dude...but where did you get the money to carry olosho? I don't remember you having any money with you and....." "I seriously don't have to explain anything to you Darous....so lets just focus on how to get out of this mess you brought me into before it gets any worse than this." "hmmmmm." I pondered on his words for some secs and decided to let it go for now. I wanted to query him why he bought into my lie of attending a Vigil in the first place when he already knew where I was but I figured that I can always ask him that after we sort ourselves out of this present situation "Jide, don't think for one secs that this is over, am not gullible and I can sense that you are hiding something from me....but thats for later, you hear?." He gave me a 'suit yourself' look and began walking towards the route we came from. I followed him and was simultaneously searching around the area to see if the vigilantè or the men were still lurking around We got to the main road enroute the one we plied before and we could hear the discussing voices of the old man and the few people that joined him at a few distance ahead of us. 'oh sh!t!' I cursed audibly "calm down!" Jide said. We stopped and searched frantically around as the noises drew closer to us. "lets dodge inside this house...hurry up" Jide said pointing to an uncompleted building beside the road. I was still glancing around sluggishly when he quickly pulled me by my arms and dragged me inside. We got inside the house and hide ourselves at the secluded part of it Few hours after, it was already past 7.am and the street was starting to get busy. I was already asleep inside the building when Jide woke me up and inform me that its time to leave. We managed to find our way to Mr Ifa's house discreetly. We got home and I informed Mr Ifa that we are leaving for Abk before noon. He gave me some mixed concortions to leak for 21days. I thanked him and gave Bukky and her Mum some money. I dialed Joke's number to tell her that am coming back to Abk but it wasn't reachable. I also called Jessica to inform her of my departure. She wasn't that happy but wished me a safe journey. Jide avoided me like a plague throughout our preparation to return to Abeokuta. Is Jide a Friend or a Foe? Next update(s) will definitely unfold that. TBC

Am beginning to think differently about Jide but I won't conclude yet

I can't wait for the next episode...

Let wait to see who jide is

Make una two settle una selves cos i didn't dey, nxt.

we shall see.. BRING IT ON

78. COUNTLESS Seconds rolled into hours and hours into days, almost 13 weeks have gone since we came back from Lanlate I had the depth of time to reminisce about my life and came to realise that, half of the problem facing my Wenger is because have been too economical about the root of my problems The incident that took place one after the other during my 5days stay in Lanlate has arguably been my road to Damascus. If I have to put the blame of my past ordeal on anybody, its a pity that it has to be the person staring at me whenever I look at the mirror. Apparently the root of my problems has been ME! All along, so I need to reshuffle the game of my life and re-tender the cards on the table before I let my wayward life ruin me totally. Staying away from Beatrice has been the easiest card of all game because it was as if she'd vanished into thin air after she set me up with the late Beauty and Pretty some weeks ago. May their ugly souls Rest in Peace Chioma's number has always been unreachable anytime I called her. Not for sexual reasons but just to inform her of my new decision about my life so she can also give my d!ck a break A lot must be on your mind right now, you are probably wondering how my relationship with Joke, Doris, and Nike had been, but just chillax, am still coming to that Despite my determination, have failed woefully in one aspect, and thats my relationship with Doris. I told her the 3rd day after my return from my home town that I want us to stop the Male making sexual affair . I based my excuse on my relationship with Joke, telling her that it goes against everything moral for me to be screwing her and her daughter at the same time but she would have none of that "Doris, even if we continue having sex and we succeeded in getting you pregnant, how will you explain to your daughters about the source of your pregnancy?" I asked her during one of our talks at home while Joke and Nike was at the Super Mart "don't worry about that dear, just lets establish the pregnancy first, then you will see how I'll handle my daughters." She had perfectly maneuvered her way out of my last cunning resort of making her see reasons to why we should stop the affair. After the 6th attempt on the issue, she succeeded in convincing me to continue working for her A.P.C at the detriment of Joke's P.D.P So Doris and I have been forking eachother's brain out at the slightest opportunity that presented itself. Either at home during the absence of her daughters or at a hotel booked by her or a motel I had no problem with money atall, Doris made sure of that and thats arguably one of the reasons why I decided to continue the complicated affairs with her Adedoyin was still at my neck. She's always calling me everyday to plead with me to come back to her, telling me how difficult life has been for her without me but shango has been my strenght in that aspect also I don't know what exactly she wants from me. Its not as if am giving her any money after sex, the reverse is the case cos she'd been the one paying me. I've always made it clear to her whenever she called that, even if she's the only option I had at making heaven, I'll rather become the devil's best companion in hell than spend a single second in heaven because of her "Darous, is that how much you hate me?" She cried out during one of our conversations on phone "hate? Thats not hatred my dear Doyin....you seriously don't expect me to continue this Samson and Delilah relationship with you after you nearly delivered my Samson into the cruel hands of the Philistines....please just let my......" "I know you are still angry at me for that issue, but I already beg you multiple times to give me the chance to make it up to you....please...." She stressed out with a cool and amorous voice I nearly fall for her smoodged words as I began to envisage having my d!ck back inside her warm wet hole, to feel the touch of her magic tongue around the shaft of my d!ck but a quick reflect on how I'd suffered while trying to extricate myself from her death jinx some weeks ago helped me to remain unyielding in my determination 'I rebuke every power of suicide pussee that might want to disrupt our life again in thunder's name!' My Madrid conscience prayed fervently for me during the call "Dear...say something nao..." She cuts into my thought amid sniffing sounds "you mean alot to me Daro....." "Doyin, have you been wearing some A.T.P after our break up?" "whats that? What ATP?" "I mean have you been wearing Anti-Thunder Pants?" "whats the meaning of that again? Darous why?...." "Adedoyin you've been disturbing me countlessly after we both agreed that thunder should strike your asshole if you ever disturb me again, and unless you've been wearing that ATP type of pant, thunder suppose to have located your asshole a long time ago...." I dropped that nonchallantly like a bombshell. I feel absolutely no remorse after saying those words to someone thats practically 8years younger than my mum. There was silence at the other end of the phone for some minutes before she spoke again "Darous you ll regret this.... I promise you that with my life!" She declared firmly "is that a threat? Doyin, are you threatening me now?" "am not threatening you....but am just telling you what will happen if you don't come back to me." She ended the call before I could say anything again. Couldn't careless about her farce threat cos I was ecstatic of the fact that I atleast succeeded in breaking us up. All this while, Jide still avoided me like a plague! He doesn't pick my calls, even when I checked on him at our lodge just to iron things out maturely, he still refused to open the door for me talkless of seeing me. I tried severally again but was met with the same result Our mutual friend Abel has opened a new Stylist shop barely 3days after we got back from my home town and it was during one of my visit to his shop that he urged me to let Jide be for sometime, assuring me that Jide will definitely come to his senses when he later realize how childish he's been behaving recently Now to the issue of Joke, am happy to tell you that Joke and I have developed a special type of bond between us since I came back, even though she was oblivious to the fact that I've been screwing her mum under the same roof but I can't boastfully say the same about Nike, her sister. That girl is too observant. I told Doris about the danger she posed to our relationship and she promised to take care of her 3 months have passed since Doris and I have been forking each other before Joke started noticing some changes in the appearance of her mum. Doris now sleeps at the slightest provocation from a cool breeze, she's grown a bit robust. Infact all her appearance have changed. "mum, have noticed something is going on with you this days. Tell me what is it mum?" Joke queried her sleepy mum during one of our usual T.v after dinner routine. Nike already excused herself to her room after bidding the three of us goodnights. "my dear, don't worry about me, am fiiiinnneeee...." She drawled and yawned twice consecutively. "mum you are not fine o, you sleep often this days, and you're always complaining of tiredness, are you alright? Should I call the doctor to come and check on you?" I listened attentively at their conversation while my eyes was focused on the T.v. "I already spoke with Doctor Marianne, and she said I'm perfectly fine. I just need to rest very well and I'll be very fine dear." She stated convincingly and Joke was left with no choice than to drop the topic Doris called my phone one fateful afternoon and told me the latest breaking news. I just came back from the viewing centre located in their street after watching the highlights of the Champions league final match of a fortnight ago where Juventus demolished R.madrid with 2 unreplied goals. I was relaxing on the bed in my room when her call entered my phone "Dear, guess what?" She said excitedly after I picked the call "seriously, I don't have the talent for that....just bail me out and tell me whats trending." "hmmm....its a pity that all that handsome and well built body has been for nothing! I just pray my baby doesn't take after your brain." She teased "is that an insult?" I said feigning an angry tone "not an insult o, but its a wishful wish my dear...." "ok o....am I free to end the call now?" "not until I tell you the goooooood news o!" "aiit, am all ears". She was silent for a few moments before she spoke up "Darous am 4 months pregnant!" She declared excitedly "wow! Am happy for you o!....But wait, thats expected nao, tell me whats more? cos your excitement overule that news" "you are right! Doctor Marianne told me to expect a....Darous am so happy right now! It still felt like a dream!" "talk Doris, to expect what?" I said avidly rising from the bed when I couldn't bear the suspence any longer "a male twins!! Wow!!!" with the way she sounded from the other end of the phone, its obvious that she's very very excited "Really!!!" I screamed out loud "wow!! This is amazing!! Best news of the year by miles!" "We shall celebrate it together this weekend. Just pick any place of your choice ok?" "will do that right away dear." "thanks for making my dream come true Darous" "thanks you too for getting pregnant". She chuckled and ended the call I placed the phone excitedly on the bed and laid with my back on the bed "wow! She's pregnant atlast!" I stated amid smiles and giggling "who is pregnant?" A feminine voice echoed from the door. TBC

Okay naa jamb question. Ur shago thunder go scatter dat ur mouh if u try lying.

Hmmmm Doris is pregnant,Joke sef is pregnant with 2 mini darous... Only ur shango kw what adedoyin av in store for u

She's pregnant and you this happy. You're even think of what will happen to your relationship with Joke if she finds out the father of her half brothers to be

Oya answer the question

@itzprince mr sef no know oo

Congrats to them for the unborn baby...

79. COUNTLESS "oh sh!!!t....I forgot to lock the door!" I cursed silently as I rose up very fast from the bed and staring at me awkwardly from the enterance is Nike, claded in a blue denim jacket and a purple bumshorts. I didn't know she was home already. Thought she was at the Super Mart with Joke where they ought to be but whats she doing at home right now? I've restrained my friendship with her to a casual one since I knew her to be suspicious of my relationship with her mum. But apparently this girl is gradually becoming a pest for my farm. "who's pregnant for you Uncle D?" She marched forward a bit and stopped just inches away from the bed I was silently nervous and was just staring at her confusedly trying to come up with a very suitable lie to drop at her feet but nothing meaningful was going on inside my head at that moment. "you don't want to tell me?" She clamoured jerking me out of my thoughts "erm....um..." I stuttered and before I could blink, she grabbed my phone from the bed and got busy with it. "Nike, drop my phone nao" I tried snatching it from her fingers but she was quick enough to elude the phone from me by stepping back a bit "Uncle D, who's DOS?... Is she your girlfriend?" She inquired staring at me plainly. DOS is the formular I used in saving Doris number just incase one of her daughters wants to check my phone since Joke is against the idea of us having a passworded relationship, no boundaries between us including our phones "erm....Nike, please you don't know her....She's a nobody." I replied in an hedging manner "no...no...no...don't tell me that! Do you know how long have been hearing your voice from the sitting room? Uncle D, I heard everything.....and I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G." She emphasised and handed my phone to me. "Nike, why are you crying wolf where there's none..? As far as complicated situations go, DOS might be someone irrelevant to you or me. You don't judge people so easily by what you heard or see." "not this time Uncle D. Have cried wolf about my suspicion of you before but my mum already cleared the air on that and....." "what do you mean 'cleared the air on that?" I cut in. She sighed and sat down on the bed "the thing is, I've been monitoring your actions since the day I caught you crawling under my Mum's bed thinking you were after my mum to you know....." I got the subtle message in her last statement and I nodded her to continue. "Moreover when I talked to my mum after you travelled, she told me that she also had no idea that you were in her room on that day and I believed her cos of how she was shocked when I told her that I saw you in her room, precisely under the bed...." My phone rang and she paused and handed my phone to me. "DOS calling you again." I was suprised when I saw that it was her mum calling again at that moment... I ignored it and tucked it inside my pocket after placing it on silent "why aren't you picking it?" "nothing...just continue what you are saying." I grabbed the plastic chair beside the reading table and settled in it "You know we never really had the chance to talk on that issue of what exactly you were doing inside her room on that very day. Tell me, what were you doing there?...." I shrugged and she quickly added "and please don't lie." All through her epistle, I'd been preparing myself for a question like that, so I just cleared my throat and leaned forward fixing my gaze on her beautiful oval face "firstly, I must say am very happy with the way you've handled this issue right from when you saw me in your mum's room.... Nike, had it been someone else, she would have exposed me to your sister and only gawd knows where I'd be right now if not for your brilliant way of perception. For that I say a very big thank you." She blushed at my compliment and I was happy my plan was working "Actually, I was there for something else entirely. One of my younger brothers was very sick at that time and my mum needed money very badly to get him treated. I couldn't bring myself to tell any of you about it because of two candid reasons. First, I was still a guest in your house back then and secondly you guys have really tried alot for me and I see it as overstepping my boundaries if I should impose another problem of mine on you again. Which is why I had to sort it out on my own and apparently in the most regrettable way" "you did what exactly?" She stated inquisitively "erm....I was trying to break into your...mum's bedroom to you know....to get some money to treat my sick bro...." "wait, so you were actually trying to steal from her to treat your brother?" She queried gesturing her hand in a questioning way "sadly, y...es...and Gawd, I regret it...Nike Gawd bear me witness, I regret it." "did you succeeded in doing it?" She asked the question I never anticipated but I was able to reply "again sadly....no... I didn't, your mum came back home at the nick of the time I was about to start ransaking her wardrobe." She seems to be lost in her own thoughts for some minutes as she buried her head in her palms and eventually when she did raised up her head, she gave me a soft smile and placed her palm on my laps "its so obvious that you love your brother very much and hearing you confess to the horrible way you wanted to help him means he's so lucky to have you in his life...." I smiled wryly at her complicated compliment and she continued. "but next time, all you have to do is Mathew 7:7 from any of us and we would have gladly helped you." She ended with a mild tone of finality "what do you mean Mathew 7:7 from you?" "don't tell me you don't know that verse in the bible." 'how can she expect me to know that? The bible wasn't included in the list of books required to gain admission into GLOCOTEL, Global College of Thunder and Lightening, so she should just spare me the ambiguous statement'. "you know am not a fan of that strange book from the greeks, so just be more literal please." "hmmm... Uncle anti-bible, Mathew 7:7 means, Ask, and it shall be given unto you...so all you have to do next time is just simple." She concluded withdrawing her palms from my laps "I know that now.....and I promise never to ever, and ever to never do that again." "promise?" "yes... Nike, you can absolutely count on it." "Fine, that been said, now tell me, who's the pregnant lady?" Her face was now featuring seriousness and I was totally caught offguard with the direction she just nudged the discussion and the situation become a bit tensed "like I said earlier Nike, its not...." I was interrupted by Joke's immediate and unexpected entry into the room. "why didn't you tell me you were heading home instead of leaving me all alone at the Mart?" She queried her sister with a slight upset tone. Nike rose up instantly and I did the same as we both stare at the latest intruder. Nike was nervously silent and thank gawd, I was able to muster up the courage to abate the situation. I walked up to Joke and gave her a tight hug and a soft kiss on the lips. She reciprocated the hug and we disengage after some secs "how far love?" She didn't respond as she was still staring at Nike perhaps expecting a response from her. "your sister was here telling me about the......" I was still saying when she grabbed her sister and pulled her closer to her "Nike tell me you haven't told him about the suprise.....you didn't tell him did you?" "no....no.... I didn't" Nike replied wriggling out of her grip "what suprise? Nike? What suprise is she talking about?" I queried eagerly shifting my gaze at both of them Joke heaved a deep sigh and made the sign of cross. "Nike, Gawd save you! I would have killed you right now assuming you told him" She said hitting her sister playfully on the shoulder "hello! Suprise crews, the person you are talking about is here.... I mean standing in front of you..." "honey, just calm down...you will know soon enough.... Patience they say is...." "a great virtue I know that." I completed her mum's usual phrase for her and placed my hands gently on their respective shoulders. "but my dear sisters, not when stucked up in an elevator with a fanatic suicide bomber and moreso have heard those words like countless times so tell me whats the suprise?" "honey, thats why its called a suprise cos you have to find out unexpectedly." "so you not telling me?" "don't work yourself up love. You ll find out soon!" Joke said with a placcid smile and I decided to drop the topic. "so what were you guys talking about before I came in?" 'oh sh!t, can't she just forget that already?' I cussed inwardly before Nike came to the rescue "I was just about telling him about the guy that died this morning" "oh! That Poor guy....did Darous also knew him?" "what guy? Which guy is dead?" "It was that guy that beat his brother because of ticket when you and I was strolling on the street some weeks ago" Nike explained awfully and I became alerted "whaaat!" I exclaimed in shock. "Chu...cks? Chucks is dead? Gawd! What killed him?" "we don't know o, we were on the way to shop this morning when we saw people crying in front of a house. My sister and I got down from the car to check whats going on and thats when I saw his dead body lying on the floor with his Mum wailing uncontrollable beside him." Nike explained with a doloured voice and I was totally dejected My initial plan was to use him to get to his brother so I can deal with the gang robbers when they least expected but that can't be possible now I took solace in the fact that there's no use of him anymore because the ganged robbers have stopped bothering me after the Favour issue. They are obviously done with me'. That was my thought after Nike broke the unfortunate and tragic news to me I went to the freezer after Nike and Joke left the room and took 4 bottles of chilled Goldberg and drank myself to stupor. Just my own way of mourning another lost spanner from the tool box of Earth. TBC

80. COUNTLESS Three days I spent mourning the death of the person wey no concern me. My Madrid conscience have been at my neck, asking me what's my own business with the mourning of Chucks's death that I've remained inside the house for 3days The fourth day after Chucks death, I gathered myself together and resumed my boxing training Oh! please pardon me for not telling you earlier that after so many contemplations on how I'll always be able to defend myself against any unexpected violent incident like the ones that happened in my home town, I enrolled myself at a local boxing center at Muda Lawal stadium Asero there in Abeokuta with the sum of 10k I must tell you, I nearly ran away after the 2nd day session. The 1st day, I was tutored by the captain himself. Firstly; on the punching bag, secondly; Upright stance, thirdly; Semi-crouch and fouthly; Paddings. It was quite exciting and funfilled to the extent that I even thought I'd mastered the art of straight jabs and strong jabs when my 3rd blow disconnected the punching bag from the hanging rope with a heavy thud on the floor. The captain told me that the rope is already weak but I argued with him that, he's just been economical with the truth The 2nd day, I'd gotten to the center 30mins prior to the training time and met a few guys hanging around waiting for the arrival of the Captain. After exchanging salute slogans with them, I bought chilled soft drinks and roasted stick meats for all of them 30mins later the captain arrived and I persuaded him to arrange me with someone more formidable to spar with and he promised to grant my request Promptly 5'oclock, the captain commanded a small secondary school boy that came late to spar with me The little boy is within the age range of 13-16yrs old, with a below average height of 4ft I'd laughed my bowels to stupor when he stood confidently with the boxing gloves covering his small hands before me in the middle of the circled crowd "captain, if you wan purnish this boy for coming late, don't you think you are taking it too personal already? Or you wan make police arrest me for commiting murder and child abuse?" I said after I'd managed to subdue the laughter "wetin make you talk that one?" The captain had asked me back after stepping into the circle to officiate the spar "I swear, this little mouse can never survive my left hand slap talkless of a blow.... Capo, he go die ni o". I'd replied jokingly to the amusement of the crowd The Captain wore a frown face and glanced around at the gathered crowd that consists mainly of secondary school students of E.C.H.S and a few older guys "its like too much confidence dey worry you abi? Ok shall we make a bet? Hun?" The captain asked making a questioning gesture with his hand "I don't do betting but, if you insist on taking your promo this far, then you can't blame me for accepting your offer...so what do you propose?." I'd replied calmly with a confident smile "hmmm, ok. You ll both fight for 10mins. If you manage to land a straight jab on Small's face, I'll give you back your 10k and you ll do your train for free, but if you fail to do so, then you ll pay me double or I'll beat your ugly ass myself." He explained with a 'do you understand?' look I stared at my opponent and smiled cheepishly at him. He has this irritating confident smile on his boyish face that makes me want to rush at him and beat him silly but I subdued the urge with another smile 'if thunder no wan strike Mtn and its customer care, I think you should be able to land 9000 punches on this boy's face....Think of it, you've got height, muscle, long hands and stamina than him, so Darous this should be as easy as sin.' My Barca conscience communed to me as I moved closer to the Captain "don't say I didn't warn you, trust me, you will be needing an ambulance very soon?" I told him confidently while he handed me my gloves and I put it on He pondered on my words for some moments and shrugged with a smile. "You better have what it takes to back up your words because if you fail to deliver a single punch, you'd better contact your bank in advance or you are dead!" With that, he motioned for the crowd to create enough space for us and blew the whistle for the commencement of the spar The spar began with me, making a wild rush at the small boy with the intention of sending a straight jab on his face, but somehow, the boy was quick to parry my miscalculated attack and before I could regain my foot after staggering forward, he sent a direct hook below my ribcage followed quickly by another bolo punch just below my left chin which sent me sprawling on the floor The impact of his 20kg blow was so excruciating on my body to the extent that I began to beg the captain to cancel the spar after 6secs "you no fight again?" The captain asked with a smirk on his battered face "yes abeg o! Am on my period, lets continue when I finish abeg..." I pleaded with a groaning tone and he cancelled the match The guys I bought drinks and meats for earlier helped me to my feet and also applied some pain easing balm on my ribcage and left chin. They also helped in begging the Captain to forget about the bet and since then, those guys have been helpful in helping me to learn more about the techniques and strategies of being a great and a self-dependent boxer Now back to the present, I resumed to training and trained very hard for 3hrs although It was vigorous as usual After bidding my new training buddies a goodbye, I boarded a bike home. It was already past 8pm when I got home feeling very exhausted and after taking a nice shower, I joined Doris and her daughters at the dinning table where a sumptuous meal of pounded yam and ugwu soup with assorted meats and crayfish was served as dinner. *** I woke up the next morning to the sound of a message notification tone from Adedoyin on my phone and it reads: 'Darous, you can't avoid me forever. Sooner or later you are going to need me and when you do, I'll gladly help you out because afterall, you are my Boy and I love you. Miss you so much.' I smiled at the message and wonder how some people can be so stubborn Around 9am on that Saturday morning, Nike came to my room to inform me that her mum wants to see me "hope no problem?" I asked her while getting inside my track trousers and Stephen Curry's top "I don't no o, am just a messenger." She replied smiling and at the same time putting my flip-flops at my feet and we both left the room *** I opened the door and stepped inside the room leaving the door slightly ajar as I stood beside it. "you said you wanted to see me?" I asked Doris who appeared busy selecting some clothes from the giant wardrobe in her room. She turned around towards me and gestured me to close the door. I did and settled on the bed while she sat on the chair infront of the dressing table "Darous, I'll forever remaing grateful to you for this...." She pointed to her belly. "wonderful gifts....I'll never forget it." She paused to study my reaction. She got a blank one from me so she continue. "it still seems like a dream to me, can't believe am having a male twins atlast." she smiled happily and continued. "You've made me so happy, so how can I also make you happy? Tell me anything, I'll do it." "before I tell you that, please tell me you already know how to handle your daughters, I mean what you plan to tell them about the source of your pregnancy." I stated with a look of concern She smiled calmly making her dazzling white teeths to adorn her beautiful face. I couldn't help but to admire her looks as she adjusted the straps of her bra and smiled again. "thats brilliant of you to ask....Well, I plan to deliver my babies in the UK, so as to avoid any uneccessary queries from my daughters. I'll come back 2years after delievery when I would have gotten a perfect excuse to give anybody. But before I depart for the U.K tomorrow, I think its appropriate that we have this discussion." She ended with another smile I sighed. "Doris, you don't have to pay me. What I did, I did for free....but if you insist on rewarding me then I think I'll be okay with whatever you do for me." "really?" "absolutely." "ok. Lets meet at erm....erm....MoonGate hotel around 5 in the evening. Ok?" "but moongate is too far nao, wha...." "you're right but just wait for me at Crown Royal junction, I'll pick you up from there. We can talk better at MoonGate after we must have had some rounds of super-sex before I travel tomorrow....ok?" "that sounds cool." I replied smiling "remember, nobody, and I mean, nobody must know about our meeting, okay?" "Got it. See you then...." I rose up and marched towards the door and exit the room after getting a hug and kiss from her *** Evening came very fast like a speeding bullet. Nike and Joke have gone to the hair dressing salon for their hairdos since 3pm At 4:30pm, I was already at Crown Royal junction waiting for Doris to pick me up and I'd barely waited for 5mins when her Toyota Highlander Wine Jeep alighted infront of me I hopped inside and sat beside her on the passenger seat and she zoomed off Some distance into the journey we began to chat happily before she tucked her hand inside the bag beside her and brought out a fruit "eat this for your strenght dear." She handed me a big ripe apple fruit with her right hand while the left was on the steering wheel. I collected it and began to eat it instantly "hmmm, so sweet...Just like your pvssy....am gonna eat your pvssy bad today dear.." Those were the last words that came out of my mouth before she swived the car into another route contrary to the one we are heading before. I looked at her and wanted to question her about the sudden change in direction but unfortunately, my body became suddenly weak and I dropped my head on the headrest as I lost concsiousness Only gawd knows for how long I was out, but when I opened my eyes? My environment became an alien to me TBC

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81. COUNTLESS You would have probably give me a hot slap across the face if you later found out that I used the word 'strange' to describe my new environment instead of the improvised 'alien' that I eventually used The first thing I noticed when I regained my admission into this world was the giant wall clock opposing the big bed I was lying half-claded on. It states, 10:42 but wether its a 'pm' or 'am' solely depends on the weather outside this tastefully furnished room and given the fact that the lights illuminating the room aren't making it easy either to tell what period of the day it actually was "where the hell is this?" I sat upright and got down from the bed. I approached the door and tried opening it but it was firmly locked. "how could Doris bring me to this strange place without my consent? Where is my cloth?" I glanced around to survey the room very well. It is the kind of room that can be found in a 5-star hotel. A wall-to-wall fitted carpet graced the floor, the giant bed was a double one covered with a green duvet. A built-in wardrobe and the chest of drawers that sidelined the ensuite bathroom at one corner of the big spacious room also grimaced the beauty of the room A sidelong glance at the wall adjoining the entrance captured the arrays of new clothes and shoes of different types ranging from Moccasins, lace-ups, brogues and loafers to sneakers and coincidentaly, they all were my size "what exactly is going on here? What am I doing in this place?" I returned my attention to the door and began shouting and hitting the door with my fist when what I was seeing inside the room appears to be driving me nuts. "anybody there?.." No reply. "Who's there? Somebody please.....Doris! Doris!!" I stopped and heaved a frustrated sigh when it seems no response was coming from outside I registered myself to the school of fate and sat down on the bed. I began to scrutinize the room again to search for any clue as to what and why I was inside the room but couldn't find anything until my eyes caught the image of an envelop tucked under the clock radio on top of the bedside table It was within my arms reach so I reached for it and hastily tore it open It reads: Dear Darous, If you are reading this, it means you are the most arsey human being ever liveth on this planet and nothing will thrill me more than to see my boys inherit that lucky gene from you because ninety nine percent of people that have gone through what you just experienced would have ended up dead. You are indeed lucky! The reason for this letter is to tell you that, as far as apologies goes, its a memorable start for me to say, am deeply sorry for deciding your life for you without your consent. But I did it because I feel there's absolutely no better way to do this and time isn't on our side because the gifts God bestowed inside me through you are now almost into their 5th month and I couldn't take the risk of seeing you getting more acquinted with my daughter while I, her mother will soon give birth to a set of twins you fathered. What I did, I did for both our sakes and more advantageous for you pending the fact that if you co-operate very well with your new handler, then you will see what I did for you as a blessing in disguise Thanks for the great sex and happy times we've shared together. You're the 2nd best thing that ever happen to me which is why I couldn't find the courage to eliminate you totally from the face of earth. Dear, take the new opportunity I just granted you and sieze it to become a great person in life of which I have the strong believe that you will because have seen those potentials in you Please, don't come looking for me or the babies because if I as much as catch a blurry sight of you anywhere near us, I might be forced to break my promise of not to kill you Farewell my dear. Enjoy your new life with your handler. Best Wishes from D. The realization of my present situation awfully dawned on me. Have just been treated like a mordern slave by a woman I presumed to be the mother of our twins Have just been handed over to another master in exchange for some cryptical complicated issues that someone doesn't want, to see the light of the day 'Darous....what a fvcked up life you live in!' I cried out mentally as tears began to line up in my eyes. I feel betrayed, mal-treated, used and dumped and thrown away like a trash Apparently, what Doris did to me just subtly opened my eyes to another side of life that have been trying to ignore all my life. I'd let my faith in people get the better of me. 'Darous, you are officially the latest....latest...' The right adjective to qualify my present status defied me long enough to allow some voice outside the door to interrupt me Hearing those sounds triggered my intuition to find out about my new handler, as Doris puts it in her complicated letter as I hastily marched towards the door and rested my thick canine skull on it "yebo! is he awake?" A feminine voice echoed from outside the door "yes maam, I heard him shouting some minutes ago so I sent for you." A thick deep voice replied in what seems like a foreign accent "I need to see him, open the door Ghadri..." Ordered the first voice and I could hear her footsteps coming towards the door I was about to fled the door when the second voice spoke up again "Maam, you'll have to clear that up with the boss....her orders were, 'NO ONE MUST ENTER THE ROOM EXCEPT HER'". The approaching lady seems to stop in her tracks and I resumed my place behind the door to have a clearer hearing "Ghadri, you seems to have forgotten that you owe me some Wonga....need I also remind you that, it was my yakka that sustained your presence here right now?" She paused and let out a small wicked chuckle. I was feeling perplexed at the melodrama going on outside the door but my curiousity to know more about my situation prompted me to listen on "Ghadri, If not for me, you'd be an absolute zilch right now.... And also you know, a single word from me can get you..........instantly by the boss" She made a slashing sound and continued. "unless you want me to start telling the boss how you handled the drug business she sent you to do in Malaysia, you must open the door right now and I promise not to take long." Her statements was followed by a momentary silence before I heard multiple footsteps approaching the door Scared that, this might be some kind of armed or drug dealers abode, I retraced my steps backward carefully and quickly laid on the bed pretending to be asleep I heard the door open and I could perceive some rich and sumptuous fragrance permeating the room "Please, don't make me lose my life because of this....maam....please hurry up." The man called Ghadri said and closed the door thereafter leaving this strange woman alone with my half-claded body in the room She tapped me gently and I was totally shocked when I opened my eyes to see her round brightened face. She was pretty to say the least, her dark hair was packed in a ponytail, chubby stature, average brests and was claded in a blue sleeveless dress I sat upright and rested my back on the headboard while she sat down beside me on the bed "hi handsome....am Bianca." She said smiling seductively at me and took a prolong stare at my nak3d abs which got me slightly uneasy "please Bianca, where is this place?" I asked with a confused tone "no....the appropriate question should be; What is this place?" She stated again with another smile "since you've got the hint of my question, please do me the favour of answering it..." "urgh! I will, but that will be later....have got a limited time and I plan to make use of it before my Boss comes back." She stated and started rubbing my chest. My konji started reacting funny at the electric feelings surging into my body from the transformer of this Bianca "hmmmm...." I swallowed hard. "wait...please how long have I been here?" I managed to ask before she sealed my lips with a kiss. I tried pushing her off but she somehow managed to get me silly aroused and Ironically, I began to reciprocate to all her sexual missiles Few minutes later, she was riding my 8inches very hard and were both enjoying the euphoria of our consensual bliss. I was grunting and panting heavily as she continue to introduce my d!ck to the most inner and comfy department of her vagina estate "AHHHHHH! Sh!t! Am commmmmmming!....fvck you!" I screamed loudly to the eruption that was taking place between my balls region and her pvssy cavity "oh yer! Yer!....give it to me baby!.....Give me all of em....hot jizz! Yeerrrrrrrr!....." She screamed and shook vigorously as her orgasm took over her chubby body and collapsed on my sweat covered chest "woo-hoooo! That was awesome!!..... No d!ck has ever penetrated my pvssy like that!....you are truly handsome not just in your face but also down here....." She stated rotating her hips on my crotch and simultaneously milking our jizz together "knew you'd say that...." I tried getting my d!ck out of her but she remain still, perhaps, enjoying our post orgasm bliss. "Bianca, why don't you get off me and start talking before you run out of time?" She smiled and rose up letting my flaccid d!ck fall freely and started getting dressed *** Bianca and I sat on the bed and I beckoned her to start talking. She took a deep breath and smiled. "well, here is the...." Bianca was still saying when the door suddenly flew open and to my utmost suprise the intruder appears to be my former employer. "what the hell? Bianca? What tha fvck is this?" She snarled and Bianca was totally frightened at that rhetorical question. "Get out now! And wait for me upstairs!.....deal with you later!" She thundered and Bianca vacated the room in a flash. I rose up from the bed and stood afraid infront of her "and you, I always knew we'd see again....." She stated with a wryly smile 'gawd help me!' I prayed TBC QUESTIONS？ guess my new handler

this is serious

Your new handler is your former employer

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82. COUNTLESS Not to consider the wryly smile that dominated her face this older woman was still as beautiful and breathtaking as she was the last time I saw her. Its damn obvious that she has a fetish for red things as she was claded in a red overcoat that stopped just above her knee and the blue sleeveless dress underneath her coat helped to adorned her exquisite outlooks and mesmerising features. The red stiletto shoes she wore also aid in complimenting her winsome appearance not to talk of her dark and long wavy hair "Just when I thought you'd reached the zenith of your sexual transgressions, yet here you are, barely 30mins out of your unconsciousness, I caught you fvcking one of my workers..." She paused and nodded her head in a pitiful way. "durrgh! is there no limit to your shameless life? Eh!" She snarled at me and I felt a bit nervous at the furious look on her face 'just when I also thought you'd reached the Skye of your determination to ruin my life, apparently, here you are, at the helms of my present problems! Fvck you!' I wanted to say that to her but with the insight that, that might not augur well, I kept my mouth firmly shut She scrutinized me scornfully from head to toe while I remain silent and she let out a disgusting hiss before she hit a sledge hammer on the tensive mood between us in the strange room. "Darous don't you have the least bit of dignity atall? Eh?" She queried with another angry tone but this time I summoned up the courage to fire back at her "whats the meaning of this accusations eh? And what the fvck do you mean by......?" My effontery was met by two successive slaps from her I was shocked to the asshole as the slaps landed on my cheeks and my vision became temporarily blurry. I rubbed my painful cheeks and let out a groaning sound "what tha hell is that...?" I flared up at her but before I could continue, she sent another left handed slap across my face and I yelped in another version of pain "you have the audacity to talk back at me!.....look around boy! This is my empire! I now have the dominion over you and your miserable life!....I can decide to kill you right now or whenever I want and no one! I repeat NO ONE will ever question me about you....From now, I suggest you don't get me angry! Or else! You'd be sorry you did!" She ended with a strong furious countenance All through her lamentations and furiousations, my left palm remained in a pacifying relationship with my painful cheek. The slap was so painful to the extent that I couldn't find my voice to reply her I felt something sticky on my palm when I finally withdraw it and showed it to my face. It was blood! My own precious blood! Chai... I just lost two litres of blood to this stewpid woman...Her ring must have grazed my cheek when she landed those Keep-Quiet slap on my face The pain, coupled with all the memories of how I got myself into this mess began to Youtube inside my brain as I continue to stare at my blood stained palm. Then suddenly, a battle of whether to cry or to form a big boy started in my mind but unfortunately as fate would have it, I succumbed to the former while I subconsciously notify the latter to go to hell. In simpler words, hot tears began to trickle down my cheeks as I began to whimper uncontrollably "oh fvck! You made me hurt you!" With a sidelong glance, I watch with teary eyes as she brought out a white hanky from the pocket of her coat and moved closer to me She held my head up and began to mop my tears away. I tried to disengage her hand from me but she just pulled me into her bossom and gave me a tight cuddling and I whimpered the more Suprisingly, she joined me on this crying trip and I was left to wonder what might have triggered the awful emotions from her On my own part, I wasn't crying because of the slap, rather I was crying at how my life had been so full of mishaps and unfortunate incidences Only shango can tell how I ended up in all this messful mess. A week can't pass by without handing me one or two adventures of trouble to battle "sshhh....am so sorry for hurting you dear....please stop......please..." She said amid sobs and pulled me more tighter into her rich fragrance body We were both like that for almost 5mins before the heavily built man called Ghadri came inside to inform her that she has a visitor "dear, take a bath and get yourself refreshed. I need to attend to someone now. I will see you later..." She gave me a peck on the forehead and exited the room *** Two hours later, I was back again to my handsome self, dressed in a red anorak top and a black cargo pants that I picked from the clothes in the room. I found a styptic plaster inside the drawer to cover my wounded cheek. My phone was no where to be found and I take the hint that it must be with the Boss A knock landed on the door and Ghadri came inside "yah presence is needed upstairs sir." He declared in his foreign accent and beckoned me to follow him which I did fidgettingly. Please you will have to forgive me if I eventually fail in my quest to give you the full description of the beauty and extravagant looks of the interior of this mystique building but nonetheless I'll try my best by going straight to the point, so to say, the Interior was tastefully and richly designed I was ushered into the classy and over tastefully furnished living room by Ghadri who exited instantly Cold shivers ran down my spine as she beckoned me to sit down on the wonky sofa opposite her. A glass coffee table with a flower vase gracing the beauty of the room separated our siting positions She rose up and catwalked towards the glass bar whence she came back with a new bottle of Baileys and two red mugs. She opened it and pour a medium quantity of the drinks into the mugs and we began to drink slowly "hnmmn dear...." She cleared her throat after dropping her mug on the table and smiled afterwards before she contd. "this calling is strictly about business, but before we attend to that, lets clear the air on everything that has transpired between us, both in the past and recently....ok?" I gave her an affirmative shrug and she proceeded. "so dear, am sorry for everything...and I mean everything. Please forgive me and let it be bygones." It felt somehow awkward and strange hearing that from her. But if am to learn from my past mistakes, she might be trying to smoodge me with her smarmy approach and I wasn't ready to fall into any kind of bullshit again.... "say something please." She interrupted my thoughts with a serious look and took another sip from the mug I placed the mug gently on the table and cleared my throat. "well, before I can really forget everything, I only have one curious question and I'll be glad if you can answer it with all honesty." "hmm, I wont like you taking my leniency for granted....but because you're you.....I'll answer your question, so what is it?" "thanks for that...please how are you related to Doris?" I dropped that outrightly and she seems a bit daunted with my question as she heaved a deep sigh before she spoke "Doris....Doris....my good friend long before you were born.....we had an issue some years ago which led to our break up, but ironically, we found eachother again through you and......" "through me?" I cut in curiously. "how?" "I don't usually tolerate people especially my workers interrupting me while am talking but seeing as you'll soon be one, please take note of that....understand?" She stated with a sultry voice that got me slightly nervous "y...es yes..." I stuttered "fine...yes we met again through my search for you. She told me she had a personal scores to settle with you and I offerred to help her out which was how you got here." She ended with a tone of finality "and what kind of issue did she...." "you said one question!" She curts in angrily, leaning forward as our eyes interlocked eachother and some moments of silence penetrated the room thereafter. "now, enough said about Doris, cos you are never seeing her again....lets get to business." She leaned back and gulp down the remaining drinks in her mug. I had a lot of confusing thoughts and questions playing Hide and Seek in my mind but seeing as one more trip down the questioning lane might hand me another unwanted ordeal, I decided to let it slide and focus on the new task ahead. "dear, am sorry for shouting at you. Pleas......" Another moment of awkwardness escorted her uncompleted speech. "erm...am also sorry for my earlier rudeness towards you...am sorry." I stated painstakingly staring at her crossed legs "well then, you're sorry, am sorry, so lets call it even and forget it ever happened." She smiled, reached for her bag and took out a hanky which she used in mopping her forehead. "now to business, I want you to join me in my business and, if you prove yourself to me to be trustworthy, I might be tempted to handover my empire to you." "what type of business is that?" "I deal in drugs and I mean high class drugs..." "you mean like paracetamol and ibucaps?" I asked ignorantly "are you this dumb? Do I look like a pharmacist to you or this place a pharmacy?" She lashed out angrily "am sorry...I didn't mean to..." "alright...alright...I shouldn't have shouted at you...am sorry, but to answer your question, I deal in cocaine and heroin...." She paused to check my reaction which was an astounded one and she contd. "don't get yourself worked up. Your work will be to monitor the sales and purchase of the drugs." 'sh!t! This is the headquater of problem! Shango show me the way! Please!' I cried out mentally "and its not as if am gonna let you walk out of here if you decline my offer....So what do you say?" She picked her phone and got busy with it while awaiting my reply. "urm...I...I.." I was still stuttering before I noticed a figure lurking behind the beads curtain adorning the entrance of the dinning area It was Bianca and she was mouthing some incoherent words to me. TBC Sorry for the skip guyz 83. COUNTLESS I was so engrossed in knowing what Bianca was trying to tell me to the extent that I forgot that am still in front of Beatrice I begin to subconsciously reciprocate to her mouthings and gestures for more than 2mins while Beatrice awaits my answer "what are you staring at? Eh?" Beatrice's voice snapped me out of my effort to understand Bianca's gesticulations "what! Ah....noth..ing." I returned my gaze to her while she turned her head in the direction of the dinning area where Bianca was lurking before. But somehow and fortunately inexplicably, Bianca wasn't there anymore "wait, don't tell me you're finding it difficult to come to terms with my cushy offer?.... I expected you to be a smart boy!" She stated with with a temerity tone as she drops her phone back on the table Its a pity I couldn't get what Bianca was trying to say, but if am to go by her body language, I think she's trying to tell me not to agree to the offer with reasons only known to her. But how will I do that without facing the inevitable consequences of either getting killed or punished in a more appalling way? Honestly if it was left to me, I'd rather become a swineherd(doctor of pigs) than risk spending the rest of my handsome body in some impious jail because of some illegal drug business that I detest so much. "you are pathetic you know!" Her tetchy voice interrupted my thoughts and she stood up abruptly and begin to pace the to and fro of the table. "I think am being too cordial with you, that's obviously why you don't seem to get what am telling you." She stopped right in front of me and rested her hands on the table so she was now staring at me directly. "you don't seem to understand that am only being polite to you because I envisage you to be more than just a worker to me...... Darous I swear to Gawd, if you don't accept my offer, am gonna make your life a living hell...am gonna......" She ranted on and on, about how she's ready to kill all my late father's ex-girlfriend if I don't succumb to her biddings. I didn't cared about her Goliahlistic threat to feed my David to the dogs at first but I became alerted when I caught something that sounded like, "I'll cut of your d!ck! I'll bake it, and I'll feed it to your mouth so you can have a great taste of all the Pvssy you've ever forked!" It was then that I knew she's very and I mean VERY VERY serious "oh no, you can't do that! How will I pee if you cut of my d!ck?" I stated nervously "I don't fvcking care! And don't you dare make a joke out of this!" Ironically, her statement featured my yoruba name 'dare' (Dare) and 'joke' (Joke's) name as she slapped her palms angrily on the glass table which rendered the remaining drinks in my mug to splatter on my cargo pants across my crotch region but my anorak was spared from the mess "aiit...aiit...calm down! Lets....lets talk." I said, suspending my hands in the air. She bit her lower lips and sat down on the sofa without giving a damn about the mess she created on my crotch "how much is the pay?" "you are yet to give me your reply and you already asking for that info?" "you see, if am to dedicate my ass and d!ck on this job, at least I have the right to know whats in it for me. Thats....." "you are just lucky I like you! Or else you'd be dead long ago!" "you mean I owe my existence to your infatuation of me?" "yes dear! Only if I had the means to transfer your appearance to Jide who seems to have the wherewithal to be useful to me, my dear, I'd have done that a long time ago." She poured herself another half-filled mug and gulped it down immediately "tell me, how much do you know about my friend?" I stated with an inquisitive look "now you're overstepping your limits again....you don't question me ok?" I watched with daze attention as sweats began to form again on her forehead and I was left to wonder what kind of woman she is. One minute, she's all smooth and loving like Pastor Chris and the next second, she's threatening to burn down a filling station because she lost her jerrycan. 'As the saying goes, Desperate times calls for desperate measures and desperate measures can only be taken in desperate times as this'. A voice advised me from within 'darous please be smart, just like your name. Accept her offer and save us from this tedious situation. ' Another inner voice communed to me but I couldn't fathom which voice it is. Madrid? Barca? Karma? Or the gawd of thunder himself. Well whichever voice it was, it deserves a thumbs up from me. "speak boy!" Beatrice fired. "I accept your offer. I will work for you." I spoke out gently and watched with less enthusiasm as the fury on her face was replaced by a wide grin "wow! That's my boy! Come over here!" I stood up and walked to her as we both engage in a tight embrace We were about to disengage before we heard the sound of a fallen metal from the dinning area "whats that!" She turned around abruptly and began marching hastily towards the dinning area From where I was standing, I could see the confused look on her face as she search frantically around for what might have triggered the fall of the knife she was holding in her hands The ringing of her phone interrupted the awkward silence. I quickly reached for it and notify her without checking the caller I.d. "maam, you have a call" "bring it here." She said with a less commanding tone and I obeyed immediately While she received her call facing the living room, I slowly opened the kitchen door silently and took a peep around but saw nothing. I was about closing the door when I saw a foot just behind the door 'what tha hell?..... Bianca?...why's she...' "what do you think?" Beatrice's voice interrupted my suspicious thoughts from the back and I quickly closed the door and faced her. "Darous, I think one of my workers was eavesdropping to our conversation......gawd help who ever it is unless I don't find her....." "her? How do you know the person is a woman?" "I have 3 house helps and they are all ladies. The only man in this house is Ghadri and he's inside the warehouse in the garden." "you just subtly embarrass me right now you know." I stated with a fake annoyance hoping to get her mind off the eavesdropping topic "what do you mean?" "you said Ghadri is the only man in the house...which indirectly means am not a man....." I dropped that frankly and was heading towards the living room before she pulled me back "then show me you are indeed a..." She bit her lips. "a man...and I mean a real man not the one that couldn't accept my offer easily some moments ago." She ended with a seductive smirk "hmmm....really? Just promise not to cry like a baby while am forking your pvssy hard." "is that a threat?" She questioned with a smile Glad that my plan totally worked, I moved closer to her and held her curvy waist as she stared sexily into my eyes. "nooo....am not...am just telling you what I hate most when am forking a pvssy." "whatever! But hope you have the manpower to backup your words or am gonna kill you!" She smiled *** She led me to her excellently furnished bedroom at the upper chamber of the house. A view through the alluminium window gave the indication that storm was brewing outside I undressed myself and offered her my 8inches konji to suck. She did it perfectly for some minutes before she stopped “I want you inside,” She said after getting inside her birthday suit. She laid on the mighty bed medial the tawny painted room and beckoned me to come and fork her pvssy silly “What? inside of what?” I asked jokingly “com'on! Inside me!” she hissed, and inserted my inflated pole into her ravenous hole As I entered her, I quickly found the calm in the midst of her Hot storm We forked in that position for some minutes before I dragged her up, and let her jump unto my body as I prepare to take my muscle into use "fvck me harder! Boy! Have wanted your.....your d!ck right from day one! Com'on!" Her words seems like drugs to my ears as I continue to fvck her thight pvssy hard I pumped her with all my strenght and simultaneously aiming for the ring of her womb, but also making sure to hold her ass firmly in my hands to elevate her above my bellybutton and dropping her whole weight on my d!ck She surrounded my neck with her arms, buried her tongue in my mouth, and swinging herself into me, thereby absorbing my length with every lenghty thrust "oh! Sh!t you killing me!" She moaned loudly when I slipped my left middle finger into her ass for a better handle, and I felt the hot, firm pressure of her asshole on my finger "oh fvck!" She cursed as I wiggled my finger deeper inside her and she squinched her ass in reply. Her left hand moved down to my ass and I felt her finger slide in. We were now totally entered into each other, d!ck, tongues, fingers, and we banged continuously with boundless strenght as the tempest of sex raged above us Few mins later, beneath a piercing crack of thunder I came, and with multiple expulsions released my seed into her wet hole I dropped her on the bed while we stayed inside of eachother. Our fingers, tongues, d!ck and mouths, was molded together as the storm gradually subsided *** Still nak3d on the bed, I rolled over to her side and watched her for some minutes as she drifted into the dreamland My stomach began to rumble and I headed downstairs to get something to fill my protesting worms Bianca was out of sight by the time I got to the kitchen and I quickly served myself from the food inside the pot not minding whether its cold or warm I was almost through with the food when the ringing of Beatrice's phone on the dinning table distracted me I reached for it and was totally suprised at the caller I.d displaying on the screen. It was Jide! Out of necessary curiousity, I picked it and what transpired thereafter helped in solving all the quadratic equations leading to world problems that I've been nursing for a while now "Hello..." Jide said TBC

84 and 85.COUNTLESS The moment I saw the caller I.d to be Jide, the thinking application in my brain flew open and I started wondering why he was calling Beatrice. The options displayed on my thinking app were: Could it be he has something to do with my present situation? Did he aided Doris with getting me here? If so how? Because I don't remember telling him about Doris talkless of introducing him to her I already suspected him of having a hand in my ordeal with Favour even though I haven't had any chance to confront him thereafter to hear his argument about it, but still something smelt fishy about him Why is he now calling Beatrice?......or is he calling her because he also knew her and they were friends? Perhaps thats the reason The ringing was about to end before I closed the thinking app and decided to pick the call just to hear what he has to say The ringing ended just when I was about to pick it but my brain subconsciously downloaded a radical trick I smiled politically at the brilliant trick and stared at the screen of the phone contemplating on whether to call him back or not for 10secs before he eventually called back again The radical idea was to change the pitch and *vocality of my voice to make it a striking resemblance to that of Beatrice, with the optimism of him falling for it. I quickly checked the info's on Beatrice's voice before copying it and thank gawd, no copyright law was protecting her voice so it was legal for me to use it The phone rang again and I was about picking it when another rare spark of genius thinking found its way into my brain again I quickly head towards the giant OX fan at the rearmost section of the dinning and switched it on to its medium speed of rotation while I swiped the call icon to the receive icon and placed the phone gently on my ear and the following conversation ensued thereafter. "hello....Beatrice?" His impatient voice sounded again. "How're you Jide." I replied with the plagiarized voice of Beatrice while I prayed fervently to the gawd of thunder to make him not be suspicious of any foul play Shango must have just won a billion naira thunder-striking contract because he answered my prayers instantly as Jide seems to be oblivious to the fake voice of Beatrice that am using "I just want to tell you that unless you've found another person, am ready for the job...." He spoke out calmly and I was forced into thinking mode again 'What job could he be talking about? Are they in some kind of deal together?...Well, there's only one elusive way to find out' "Jide? Please remind me, which of the Job are you talking about?" He was silent for some seconds before he spoke again. "wait maam....whats the noise about? Your voice is not audible enough." came the reply from him "urrhh, yees its about to rain here and there's heavy storm going on outside. Maybe we should...." "its alright maam....Have sent the details of my findings to your whatsapp and everything needed. Please contact me Asap?" Oh! This is deeper than I thought "ok. I'll check it when am less busy...take care." I managed to reply him amicably "and thanks for paying the balance of the previous job, my friend also says a very big thanks to you." He said appreciatively with a happy sound and I was yet again confused with his last statement. "what friend? You didn't tell me you involved anybody Jide. So which friend are you talking about?" "ofcos I told you I couldn't do it alone, so I involved one of my buddies that got me the lady I used in luring Darous to the trap....." He continued with his speech but I was so caught up in that revelation and wasn't listening anymore "yes! I knew it, you this bastard! You're behind it all!" I wanted to scream that at him after the realization of his statement logged inside my brain but I managed to subdue the urge. I need to get to the root of this, and I can't do that once my cover is blown. "hello..." His treachery voice snapped me back to reality "yes....you were saying?" "wait! Whats wrong with your voice?....it sounds strange." His question made me realize that I'd subconsciously created some space between the fan and I so I quickly regained my cover before I spoke on. "nothing's wrong with me, go on, you were saying?" "ok, I said, am ready for the new job if its still up for grabs..." With no clue on which type of Job he's talking about, I threw him another 'spill your guts' question and it worked. "Jide, tell me why should I give you this job?" "because Beatrice, I never failed you before, even when it was hard to find the guys that made life difficult for him, I still succeeded....." "only that? What else?" I asked, still keeping my cool and making sure my ear was still in contact with the standing fan "and I handled the Beauty and Pretty task very well, not to talk of the recent one at his home town which was also a success." "hmmm. So you think you can handle this one?" He let out a wicked chuckle before he responded. "you still underestimate me after all that? How can the task of getting that stupid idiot to you compare to the previous one's have done sucessfully?...I thought I've earned my trust in you by now with everything I'd helped you with in dealing with that fool since he disgraced you at the hotel." Finally! Thats it! Have gotten what I wanted! So it has been Jide all along? Gawd! What an odd world. My life is so fvcked up! I felt like crying my heart out, but for some unknown reasons, Cry also betrayed me just as Jide, my best friend did to me. "so what do you say Beatrice?" His voice echoed again. I took in a deep breath and re-adjusted my position beside the fan. "erm... Jide, I already gave someone the job but if he doesn't do it before tomorrow, I'll call you. But if you don't see my call, it means have gotten someone else ok?" "hmm...ok. Have heard you. I looked forward to seeing your call. Bye." I was about to reply him when I suddenly heard a footstep coming from the passageway outside the sitting room. Scared that whoever's coming might blow my cover, I quickly terminated the call and regained my seat at the dinning table and resumed my food. Barely secs later, Ghadri walked into the sitting room and asked me of Beatrice whereabouts which I replied by telling him that she's asleep. He exited the premises immediately I was now blessed with the depth of time to reappraise the details of the secrets revealed in my conversation with Jide From my ordeal with the gang robbers, to the Beauty and Pretty issue, and to how Favour successfully swindle me out of over 200k. Its obvious that Beatrice was still hurting from the embarrasment we both suffered at the hotel and she's ready to go to any lenghts to make me take the fall for it They say some friends are worth keeping while some are worth killing. Its darn obvious that Jide is the type of friend that belongs to the latter. 'I must take revenge for all the pains and sufferings Jide had brought upon me. I'm not a saint, but I don't deserve what he did. I must make them pay!' With that sworn determination, I decided to gain Beatrice's trust so my getting out of this abode will be easier When the variable is not available, then the available becomes variable. Don't judge me for seeking revenge, cos you have no idea as to how I felt finding out that my best friend had been the genesis of my problems all along. Right now, I'd deal with the devil just to get more even with both of them Joke's thought crossed my mind, and I remembered her gentle smile, innocent looks, pure hearts and above all, her unrivalled love for me. Am damn sure she knows nothing about her Mum's diabolical plan for me. May gawd keep her safe for me wherever she is. I prayed I also remembered my twins growing inside Doris impious womb. How I wish they can torture her for me by redirecting her lung cords to her pvssy, so that whenever she wants to sneeze, she sneezes with her pvssy. That would be great! *** Shango has been my valour in the war of concealing my anger and hatred towards Beatrice as I was always acting servile towards her The next day being a Thursday, I had my first trip outside the thatched-cottage building for the first time since I woke up, and judging by the look on the atmosphere, I realize that, I was no longer in Abeokuta area or any where near its environs. The following week, on Monday to be precise, I resumed to my new job after Beatrice and I reached an agreement, where she will be paying me the sum of 150k weekly wages as her drug accountant A Diamond Yello account was opened for me, where my wages will be paid into, a new Samsung S7 and a cloned simcard that can't make call was all brought for me by Beatrice With the aid of the new phone, I was able to detect my location. It was a place called Akware in Nasarawa state. Hmmm, such a long distance from home without my consent! Irony of life Beatrice showed me to my office situated inside the warehouse beneath the mighty duplex at the rearward section of the thatched-cottage where I was to carry out my duties. After the first week of work, I recorded a total purchase of 4.5million and 3.2million naira on Ganja and Heroin respectively likewise the total sales of 15.5million naira on Ganja, and 12.3million on Heroin. Total profit of 11million was made on Ganja while 9.1million was made on Heroin. Everything was remitted duly into both the purchase/sales ledger and the accounting files on my workstation Beatrice was all smiles, commending me for a job well done. Little did she know that, I don't need any A1 WAEC result to handle any devils business. It was all smooth and square throughout the first 3weeks of the drug business whence I'd amassed up to 500k in my account except the fact that, I wasn't allowed to leave the premises of our business empire Beatrice had been the only one authorised to go out and return at free will Then during the fourth week, events took an unanticipated turn. TBC

Mehn..jide have been behing ur misfortunes...dat guy na something oh

@fb-hunwisamuel episode 83 kwanu

Yeah where’s episode 83?

Sorry for the skip guyz 83. COUNTLESS I was so engrossed in knowing what Bianca was trying to tell me to the extent that I forgot that am still in front of Beatrice I begin to subconsciously reciprocate to her mouthings and gestures for more than 2mins while Beatrice awaits my answer "what are you staring at? Eh?" Beatrice's voice snapped me out of my effort to understand Bianca's gesticulations "what! Ah....noth..ing." I returned my gaze to her while she turned her head in the direction of the dinning area where Bianca was lurking before. But somehow and fortunately inexplicably, Bianca wasn't there anymore "wait, don't tell me you're finding it difficult to come to terms with my cushy offer?.... I expected you to be a smart boy!" She stated with with a temerity tone as she drops her phone back on the table Its a pity I couldn't get what Bianca was trying to say, but if am to go by her body language, I think she's trying to tell me not to agree to the offer with reasons only known to her. But how will I do that without facing the inevitable consequences of either getting killed or punished in a more appalling way? Honestly if it was left to me, I'd rather become a swineherd(doctor of pigs) than risk spending the rest of my handsome body in some impious jail because of some illegal drug business that I detest so much. "you are pathetic you know!" Her tetchy voice interrupted my thoughts and she stood up abruptly and begin to pace the to and fro of the table. "I think am being too cordial with you, that's obviously why you don't seem to get what am telling you." She stopped right in front of me and rested her hands on the table so she was now staring at me directly. "you don't seem to understand that am only being polite to you because I envisage you to be more than just a worker to me...... Darous I swear to Gawd, if you don't accept my offer, am gonna make your life a living hell...am gonna......" She ranted on and on, about how she's ready to kill all my late father's ex-girlfriend if I don't succumb to her biddings. I didn't cared about her Goliahlistic threat to feed my David to the dogs at first but I became alerted when I caught something that sounded like, "I'll cut of your d!ck! I'll bake it, and I'll feed it to your mouth so you can have a great taste of all the Pvssy you've ever forked!" It was then that I knew she's very and I mean VERY VERY serious "oh no, you can't do that! How will I pee if you cut of my d!ck?" I stated nervously "I don't fvcking care! And don't you dare make a joke out of this!" Ironically, her statement featured my yoruba name 'dare' (Dare) and 'joke' (Joke's) name as she slapped her palms angrily on the glass table which rendered the remaining drinks in my mug to splatter on my cargo pants across my crotch region but my anorak was spared from the mess "aiit...aiit...calm down! Lets....lets talk." I said, suspending my hands in the air. She bit her lower lips and sat down on the sofa without giving a damn about the mess she created on my crotch "how much is the pay?" "you are yet to give me your reply and you already asking for that info?" "you see, if am to dedicate my ass and d!ck on this job, at least I have the right to know whats in it for me. Thats....." "you are just lucky I like you! Or else you'd be dead long ago!" "you mean I owe my existence to your infatuation of me?" "yes dear! Only if I had the means to transfer your appearance to Jide who seems to have the wherewithal to be useful to me, my dear, I'd have done that a long time ago." She poured herself another half-filled mug and gulped it down immediately "tell me, how much do you know about my friend?" I stated with an inquisitive look "now you're overstepping your limits again....you don't question me ok?" I watched with daze attention as sweats began to form again on her forehead and I was left to wonder what kind of woman she is. One minute, she's all smooth and loving like Pastor Chris and the next second, she's threatening to burn down a filling station because she lost her jerrycan. 'As the saying goes, Desperate times calls for desperate measures and desperate measures can only be taken in desperate times as this'. A voice advised me from within 'darous please be smart, just like your name. Accept her offer and save us from this tedious situation. ' Another inner voice communed to me but I couldn't fathom which voice it is. Madrid? Barca? Karma? Or the gawd of thunder himself. Well whichever voice it was, it deserves a thumbs up from me. "speak boy!" Beatrice fired. "I accept your offer. I will work for you." I spoke out gently and watched with less enthusiasm as the fury on her face was replaced by a wide grin "wow! That's my boy! Come over here!" I stood up and walked to her as we both engage in a tight embrace We were about to disengage before we heard the sound of a fallen metal from the dinning area "whats that!" She turned around abruptly and began marching hastily towards the dinning area From where I was standing, I could see the confused look on her face as she search frantically around for what might have triggered the fall of the knife she was holding in her hands The ringing of her phone interrupted the awkward silence. I quickly reached for it and notify her without checking the caller I.d. "maam, you have a call" "bring it here." She said with a less commanding tone and I obeyed immediately While she received her call facing the living room, I slowly opened the kitchen door silently and took a peep around but saw nothing. I was about closing the door when I saw a foot just behind the door 'what tha hell?..... Bianca?...why's she...' "what do you think?" Beatrice's voice interrupted my suspicious thoughts from the back and I quickly closed the door and faced her. "Darous, I think one of my workers was eavesdropping to our conversation......gawd help who ever it is unless I don't find her....." "her? How do you know the person is a woman?" "I have 3 house helps and they are all ladies. The only man in this house is Ghadri and he's inside the warehouse in the garden." "you just subtly embarrass me right now you know." I stated with a fake annoyance hoping to get her mind off the eavesdropping topic "what do you mean?" "you said Ghadri is the only man in the house...which indirectly means am not a man....." I dropped that frankly and was heading towards the living room before she pulled me back "then show me you are indeed a..." She bit her lips. "a man...and I mean a real man not the one that couldn't accept my offer easily some moments ago." She ended with a seductive smirk "hmmm....really? Just promise not to cry like a baby while am forking your pvssy hard." "is that a threat?" She questioned with a smile Glad that my plan totally worked, I moved closer to her and held her curvy waist as she stared sexily into my eyes. "nooo....am not...am just telling you what I hate most when am forking a pvssy." "whatever! But hope you have the manpower to backup your words or am gonna kill you!" She smiled *** She led me to her excellently furnished bedroom at the upper chamber of the house. A view through the alluminium window gave the indication that storm was brewing outside I undressed myself and offered her my 8inches konji to suck. She did it perfectly for some minutes before she stopped “I want you inside,” She said after getting inside her birthday suit. She laid on the mighty bed medial the tawny painted room and beckoned me to come and fork her pvssy silly “What? inside of what?” I asked jokingly “com'on! Inside me!” she hissed, and inserted my inflated pole into her ravenous hole As I entered her, I quickly found the calm in the midst of her Hot storm We forked in that position for some minutes before I dragged her up, and let her jump unto my body as I prepare to take my muscle into use "fvck me harder! Boy! Have wanted your.....your d!ck right from day one! Com'on!" Her words seems like drugs to my ears as I continue to fvck her thight pvssy hard I pumped her with all my strenght and simultaneously aiming for the ring of her womb, but also making sure to hold her ass firmly in my hands to elevate her above my bellybutton and dropping her whole weight on my d!ck She surrounded my neck with her arms, buried her tongue in my mouth, and swinging herself into me, thereby absorbing my length with every lenghty thrust "oh! Sh!t you killing me!" She moaned loudly when I slipped my left middle finger into her ass for a better handle, and I felt the hot, firm pressure of her asshole on my finger "oh fvck!" She cursed as I wiggled my finger deeper inside her and she squinched her ass in reply. Her left hand moved down to my ass and I felt her finger slide in. We were now totally entered into each other, d!ck, tongues, fingers, and we banged continuously with boundless strenght as the tempest of sex raged above us Few mins later, beneath a piercing crack of thunder I came, and with multiple expulsions released my seed into her wet hole I dropped her on the bed while we stayed inside of eachother. Our fingers, tongues, d!ck and mouths, was molded together as the storm gradually subsided *** Still nak3d on the bed, I rolled over to her side and watched her for some minutes as she drifted into the dreamland My stomach began to rumble and I headed downstairs to get something to fill my protesting worms Bianca was out of sight by the time I got to the kitchen and I quickly served myself from the food inside the pot not minding whether its cold or warm I was almost through with the food when the ringing of Beatrice's phone on the dinning table distracted me I reached for it and was totally suprised at the caller I.d displaying on the screen. It was Jide! Out of necessary curiousity, I picked it and what transpired thereafter helped in solving all the quadratic equations leading to world problems that I've been nursing for a while now "Hello..." Jide said TBC

Back to 85 85. COUNTLESS On this fateful day, after our usual rigorous round of hardcore sex, Beatrice informed me that she wants me to handle a very herculean drug business "Darous dear," Beatrice called my name passionately after we've both had our showers and was now reclining on the two-seater sofa inside her room enjoying the feeling of the Hennessy that was doing a sedative work to our respective bodies. "yes Beatrice, sup?" I answered facing her "I want you to handle a deal for me tomorrow.... Its a deal that will change our lives forever if you handle it painstakingly." "hmmm! Seems like its going to be a tough deal with the way you put it....isn't it?" I queried with a bit fretting tone "for a brilliant man like you, it shouldn't be difficult.....am giving you this task because you've proven yourself to me on multiple times. The earnings and profits we've made while you started working for me have increased exponentially....You've also succeeded in handling the job you're doing beyond my expectations. Infact, the profits we were making right now have never been made prior to your time here....so trust me when I say you've earned my full trust." She smiled at me and I returned her facial expression She took another sip from her drink and continued. "Darous, a druglord is in town now, somewhere near Agbashu town, rumour has it that he deals plainly in GJ." "only Ganja?" "yes dear, and thats based on the rumour. Now, what I want to do is, I want to stop this business, am no longer interested in this business. I want to spend the money have earned in peace." "wait, you just commended the progress we're making, why will you back out now?" I inquired sceptically and she drew a long breath before she spoke. "do you know for how long have been taking to the police custody?....me self have lost count.... Now am no more intrested in getting acquinted with the police...not anymore. They've been after me for so long, starting from when I was in Lagos and Abuja but have been too clever for them to catch up with me. Now have made up my mind to stop." She took another sip while I listened attentively to every word she said. "how much HR do we have left?" "erm...we've sold the last carton of Heroin today. Am awaiting your instruction before I place a new order." "you mean we've sold all the 18million HR we bought last week?" She asked with a suprised tone and I nodded affirmatively. "wow! Thats great....fine, how many GJ do we have left?" "I think 20-30wraps or thereabout. But its within that range" I replied unspecifically. "whats the estimated value of those wraps? I mean all of'em." "hmmmm....40 to 60million if am being sincere." "great... What will happen is, Ghadri will take you to Agbashu very early tomorrow morning. He's gonna help you stash the Ganja wraps in a suitcase and drive you to meet this new druglord. Your simple work is to sell it to him for as low as 40m. Ok?" "yes..I understand." I replied firmly even though I was a bit confused as to why she was entrusting me with this high level drug deal instead of handling it herself knowing her unerring instinct for a good business deals "you're worried about something...tell me what it is." She demanded with a questioning look "its nothing...am just worried about the risk and danger am gonna encounter on the way going by the fact that, am new here, and also like a baby in this drug business." I stated unequivocally "I see. But don't worry. Ghadri will accompany you. Dear, you're in good hands." She stated assurely "ok...no pros." I responded calmly "get the deal done and I promise we gonna spend the money together. Ok?" "wait, spend the money together? You...you and I?" I inquired feeling a bit sceptical about her offer "yes dear. Thats how much you mean to me. And when next weekend arrives, we are leaving Nigeria finally for abroad. I'll start the processing of acquiring your Visa tomorrow." She ended with a placcid smile "hmmm...thats....thats...." I couldn't come up with the exact words to say as I fumbled around feeling astonished at her declaration We had another round of sex before we call it a day and I went back to my room to consult my guts on what to do After a prolong moment of deliberation, I concluded in my mind to see through the deal, and once I've gotten the money, I will fled the country thereby paying Beatrice back squarely for all the pains I'd suffered in her hands I got busy with my phone the moment I concluded my mind on that trick, hoping to find a way to unclone the simcard so that I'd be able to place a call to Joke, but unfortunately after some attempts, I wasn't succesful. Gawd! I miss my Joke! I cried out anguishly I slept off after I'd reprocessed my admission to the school of fate, with the optimism of it helping me to scale through the dangerous task ahead of me the next day *** The following day, promptly at 4:30am, a silent knock landed outside my door and I sluggishly rose up from the bed and approached the door I opened the door ajar and was met with the calm and chubby figure of Bianca claded in a prada printed silk night dress. Her corkscrew-curl hair adorned her head gracefully as she smiled at me warmly We haven't had the chance to talk since over a month ago when she was mouthing some words to me during my first conversation with Beatrice in the sitting room Glad that I finally had the chance to find out what her gestures was all about, I quickly ushered her inside and lock the door "heard you're going for a deal today." She said after I joined her on the bed "how did you found out about that? Did Beatrice told you?" "nope. I have my means of getting informations....." "you mean by eavesdropping?" I said with a look of sarcasm "not quite really...." "really? Then indulge me, what were you trying to tell me on that day?" I cut in abruptly "doesn't matter anymore. Since you've accepted her proposal" "is there a reason why I shouldn't have?" "not atall, but I just don't like the idea of you becoming a skolly...." She stated unequivocally and grabbed my phone from the bed. She got busy with it and was talking to me at the same time. "Darous, the reason why am here is to wish you an early morning goodluck on your trip." "just that?" "yes.....or why do you think am here?" She said without taking her eyes off the phone "I don't know for you o.....but I need to start getting dressed. Ghadri might be here anytime." I rose up from the bed to take a my bath Bianca joined me inside and begged me to have a quickie with her which I oblidged to instantly Ten mins later, I was back inside the room and began to get dressed. Bianca helped me in knotting my tie around the neck of my purple shirt I was getting inside the left of my Brogue shoe before a knock landed on the door Bianca was totally frightened when Beatrice's voice escorted the knock "Dear, its time, open the door." Her voice spurred me into action as I fumbled around looking for where to hide Bianca Beatrice never stopped knocking and talking, and Bianca was shaking nervously "quickly, get inside the bathroom and lock it from behind." I whispered to her and I hurriedly dragged her to the bathroom after which she locked the door from behind I composed myself and opened the door "morning." I greeted her with a smile "morning. What took you so long?" "erm...I was inside the bathroom brushing my teeths." Beatrice came inside and glanced around for some secs before she scrutinized my appearance again "you're ready?....." "yes. What of Ghadri?" "waiting for you downstairs." "ok. Let me wear my shoe and will be with you shortly." I speed up my dressing, grabbed my phone, and followed Beatrice as she lead the way to the compound "I expect you to be back latest by 12. Please take care dear." Beatrice said after I'd gotten inside her wine coloured Hyundai ix35 car. The suitcase containing the drugs was inside the boot of the car. Ghadri inserted the key into the ignition of the car and drove slowly out of the big and spacious compound *** Two hours later, Ghadri brought the car to a stop infront of a 5-storey apartment building. I got down from the car and after grabbing the suitcase from the boot, I restraightened my shirt and tie and headed alone towards the enterance I met two rugged looking guys at the enterance and I requested to see their boss. The druglord. "whats your business with him?" The dowdy looking guy asked "am here for a big business...take me to him now or you can keep questioning me till I get tired and take my stuffs elsewhere." I spoke out at him in an aplomb manner while the 2nd guy dialed a number on his phone. A min later, he dropped the call and asked me to follow him I glanced back to where our car was parked and couldn't find it there. I shrugged it off and followed the guy thinking Ghadri had perhaps went to fuel the tank or went to eat going by the way he was complaining of hunger throughout the journey We climbed like 8 staircases before we finally arrived at a big sitting room I was asked to wait for the boss and I sat down on the sofa directly opposite the plasma T.v hanging on the cyan painted wall Few minutes later, a tall and rough looking man, accompanied by 3 hefty thugs holding a gun each walked inside the living room and settled down on the 3-seater sofa beside my position "what do you want boy?" The boss thundered in his deep baritone voice after lighting the indian hemp in his hand I cleared my throat."erm...am here for a...." "stop....I think I know you!" The boss said and took a long stare at my face as if trying to recollect something in his mind. "yes! I remember!" "what! Where?" I questioned nervously and he let out the most wicked chuckle I ever heard "how could I ever forget the face of the guy that took my wife away from me!" As he completed his statement, my brain also re-registered his face in my mind and I know instantly that am totally fvcked! Karma is now against me!! TBC

Hmmmm why is ur life full of wahala nd nsogbu ? Beatrice has used nd dump u kwa for anoda round of trouble, odikwa risky o.

Omo darous in re in this alone

see wahalah oo

My instincts never lie. I knew that this business deal is another round of trouble

86. COUNTLESS 'karma, what kind of a sick and stewpid arrangement is this? How could you do this to me?' I cried out mentally when I saw the dangerous stare on Jude's face. 'karma, its either someone have hacked your account and arranged my meeting with this dangerous man or you are also a backbitting deity. Either way, you don fvck up big time!' Karma was silent to my alleged statement and I took that as his way of consenting to my allegations so ended my discussion with it. I rose up swiftly from the sofa, grabbed the suitcase containing the Ganja and held it firmly as I displayed a perplexed backward motion away from where I was seated I took a frightened glance around and saw that the guys in the room were now standing very alert right from the moment their boss dropped that tension-arousing statement and I knew right from there that unless a miracle happens, a 3 minute of silence might soon be observed for me in the thunder kingdom but I still managed to summon up a farce courage to talk after returning my gaze to the sour face of Jude. "your wife? I...I think you're mistaken here o...me that doesn't even have a girlfriend, how would I take your wife?" I paused when I saw the suprise expression on his face and quickly continued thinking he was subscribing to my farce claim. "with due respect boss, I seriously don't know what and who you're talking about." I completed my words with a counterfeited-aplomb manner. One of the guys in the room approached him and whispered some words to his ears and he replied in the same manner before the guy walked out of the room Cold shivers began a marathon race down my spine as the situation in the room become more tensed After he watched the guy that just vacated the room, Jude let out the most gruesome chuckle have ever witnessed and took a long smoke of whatever ingredient was stucked inside the big wrapped hemp in his hand before he rose up and marched towards me with a bitter stare. All this while, I'd opened the prayer application inside my brain and have been praying fervently to the gawd of thunder to come to my rescue. 'Gawd of thunder, please get me out of here please! If you do this for me, I swear to you with the amount of huzzling my dad made before he could afford his thirty-five thousand naira Mtn simcard that, I'll forever masturbate to your holy name....please I need you now more than ever. Please I beg you' I minimised the praying app so that my mind could subconsciously proceed with the praying task. I clicked on the 'HOME' icon of my mind and that returned me to the reality before me as I prepared my self for whatever it is to become of me. Jude dropped the remnant of the hemp on the center table and blew the stored smoke in his mouth at my face. "sure you don't know me. How could you remember the man you've been fvcking his wife? And am sure you don't know Doris too, do you?" He grabbed my collar and pulled me closer to himself so that our faces was now inches apart. "Doris.....my LovePeddler of a wife!" He declared that with a very acrid tone and released his grip on my rumpled shirt. He made some wobbly movement before he returned his face to me The telltale of his exponentially-multiplied angry face informed me that am going to have to say my last prayers very soon unless shango decides to answer my prayers. "please....I still don't know what....what you're talking...." I stuttered "stop the bloody pretense fool!" he barked. "Where is the boy that kicked me out of my wife's house? Where's your guts? Do you know how it feels? Someone taking your wife from you!" I was deadpan at his rhetorical questions and he continued. "you turned my wife and daughters against me!....my daugh-ters!....you hear that?" he made a painful chuckle and nodded his head sideways. "now am going to make you pay for all the pains my wife made me go through!.....Even from when the court decided our case!" He thundered conclusively and a moment of silence escorted his ambiguous speech I was totally frightened and dithered on what to do during the silent moments. But before I could contemplate on whether to plead for my life or not, what happened thereafter decided everything One of the 3 guys that accompanied Jude to the room approached him and gave him a cell phone "Rohy, who's calling?" He questioned the fierce looking guy that brought the phone to him. "na one of Evans guy boss. He said its very urgent." The guy called Rohy responded with a humble bow. Jude collected the phone from him and turned around, now backing me as he began to speak. "what is it? Am very busy right now.......what? (silence).....how?........(silence).......goddamn it....wait....how did you escape?.......(silence)......ok...ok......keep in touch....." He dropped the phone to the center table. He turned around and his facial expression was featuring worriness and disturbance I was left to wonder what might have transpired during the call that could have warranted such looks on his face. But wetin concern someone awaiting trial with the thick tribal marks on the Judge's face? "boss wetin happen?" Another guy claded in a baggy jean and a blue polo shirt asked him. He was silent for some seconds while he was also simultaneously pacing the breadth of the glass table. "boss is everything alri...." Rohy was saying when Jude cuts in. "guys, the police have gotten Evans...." He declared outrightly and bit his lips bitterly "arrrgh! Damn it!" I watched with confused look as the 3guys made a shocked gasp in unison. "Terry said the police is after me too...." He paused and glanced at the other two guys standing beside the small bar at the rearmost section of the room. "Tgold and Lemuel, go and tell other guys to leave their post and start packing....we're leaving here today!" He ordered and the two guys hurried out to carry out the task that was given to them. "bloody police! Arrgh! Evans.....how will I get my money now?" He lamented bitterly and began to walk away from the room before Rohy spoke out "boss what do we do about him?" "about who?" He questioned without stopping or turning around. "this guy here." Rohy stated, gesturing his hand at me. Jude turned around swifty and marched towards me with fury in his eyes. "him?....." he paused and studied me carefully for some moments before he spoke. "drop the case in your hand!" he ordered me and I obeyed instantly. He turned to Rohy. "Rohy, take that case with you. I need to get my money back from Beatrice somehow." One of the guys he sent to pack came back inside before he could continue. "boss which car should we keep the senator and his wife?" "erm....call Ghadri to give you the car he came with." Jude said and the guy left immediately leaving only Rohy and Jude with me. So it was all a set up by Beatrice herself. 'that cunning b!tch! Always setting me up with abject situations!....she'd been too sincere with this task that had left no room for me to be suspicious atall!.....but fvck me too! How could I have failed to see this coming?.....' I cried out mentally. 'But on second thought, I don't think she's aware of my past involvement with Jude.....but....but then, she also knew Doris....! Gawd everything is fvcked up!...' "and about this fool..." Jude's voice arrested me out of my deep confusing thoughts. He shot me a sullen glare and continue. "hmmmm.... How best can I punish him o...." He seemed to ponder on what to do for a while before he let out another wicked chuckle. "Rohy I want you to finish him off. But before you finish him, you can fvck the sh!t out of him first before you cut off his d!ck and mail it to my LovePeddler of a wife." He declared abruptly and exited the room. I stared blankly at him as he walked away from the sitting room trying hard to come to terms with the iminent doom ahead of me. 'no point in fighting this. Its going to end soon. Everything. All the betrayals, dangerous escapades and all of it. Its gonna end soon. Atleast am gonna be free.' Those were the thoughts that keeps on popping into my thinking app as the guy called Rohy pushed me forward and marched me out of the room. "Darous, this isn't the time for you to tender your resignation to the factory of life. Com'on...you can do this. I trust you to use your brain to get us out of this situation once and for all...be a man and make use of your real head not the one that got us into this situation......you have to show all this bunch of backstabbing apes why you're shango's next of kin." One of my inner voice communed that to me on the way to the backyard of the building and that was all I needed to re-open my thinking app and started sorting for the best way to get myself out of that situation. I couldn't recognise the owner of the voice but the guessing app of my brain told me it was my konji talking Desperate times they say always dials the number of desperate measures. And desperate measures are what I needed right now. "Mr Rohy..." "shut up! Keep walking!" He ordered but I wasn't ready to obey "just here me out...." He didn't say anything so I continued. "before I came here, I already contacted a SARS friend of mine and gave him the information on where I'd be in the next 3hrs just incase something like this happens." Rohy halted our movements and turned me around. "what are you talking about?" He asked with a worried look. Glad that my plan is working, I displayed a confident look and smirked at him "what am saying for better understanding is that.....the police will be scouring here anytime from now if my friend doesn't hear from me in the next five mins." "you'd better be joking! You are not serious!." "you will find out in the next five mins." I replied in a standard manner. He pondered on my statement for some minutes before he dialed a number on his phone. "hello boss, I think you need to hear this." He told his boss of what I said and ended the call thereafter. "lets go to the boss." He said and we returned to the building. TBC

U re trying to buy time...make dem no go shoot ur brain oh

Bt oga darous ur lyf is full of betrayals... what will happen if joke happens to be part of the plan

Trust nobody...

Use your senses well because anything fill happen...

I told you that you're in deep shiit when you accepted to work with Beatrice in the first place...

I just that this your trick works

87. COUNTLESS The short to and fro journey Rohy and I took inside the building was enough for the storage app of my brain to capture the necessary escape route am gonna need if am presented the opportunity of getting out of the building. We rounded a corner and was going through a dark passage that leads to Jude's room before I saw Ghadri walking some distance ahead of us. Forgetting for a moment about the presence of Rohy walking closely behind me, the Fight-without-thinking application of my brain clicked open and a sudden urge to put my boxing training into practical surged through my body and in a flash, I raced forward with the intention to get Ghadri offguard and dealt him a bolo punch on any part of his body but before I could carry out the mission, Rohy's shouting voice gave me away and my effort was instantly fruitless as Ghadri quickly ducked aside and I was left sprawling on the floor. *** "whats zha meaning of zhat Darous?" Ghadri questioned sceptically in his thick foreign accent after helping me to my feet. I dusted my rumpled shirt and took a glance at Rohy, who was still pointing his gun at me before I responded. "you this bastard! You and Beatrice sold me off to be killed. How could...." "sold yah off?" He cuts in with a serious face. "Darous what zha you mean sold you off?" "don't pretend you don't know what am talking about.....you fvcking prick!..." I cursed loudly at him. "what zha hell is yah talking about? We are here for a drug deal not human deal..." He declared firmly and it was then that I was getting somehow confused about the whole thing. "you mean you don't have a hand in this?" "stop zhis madness Darous." He stated calmly and shifted his gaze at Rohy. "what zid Mr John said to him? And moreso, why zha gun?" He questioned Rohy but the latter was silent. "did Mr John ordered yah to kill him?" He reiterated but got the same response. "he's Jude, not John!" I lamented furiously not minding the dangerous look on Rohy's face. "whatever. Please Mr Rohy, let me talk to yah boss please." "we're heading there already. Lets move." Rohy said and we continued the remaining journey to where Jude or John's was. On the way, I was able to think very well and was also able to detect some hidden facts. If truly Beatrice has really set me up with Doris's husband, then Jude wouldn't have had that 'trying to remember something' look on his face when he first saw me in the sitting room. He would have accosted me immediately or given me a rather hostile reception instead of the sit-down-and-watch T.v one I got 'whats really going on?....' "please Mr Rohy, wait here, let me first talk to yah boss." Ghadri's voice interrupted my thought and I realized we were now standing infront of a wooden door. Rohy succumbed to Ghadri's request and he stood guard on me while Ghadri entered the room At first, what was going on inside was descreet to us but after some minutes of waiting, we began to hear some heated words coming from inside the room. "shut up!.....you and Beatrice don't know how I felt whenever I remember that my wife left me because of that idiot....am going to order my boys to blow his head off...." There was a momentary silence, perhaps Ghadri was speaking silently underground but his voice wasn't audible enough. "and you Ghadri....are not to say or do anything to stop me if you don't want to share the same fate with that idiot...!" Roared the voice of John after the silence "am sorry, I can't disappoint my boss too." Said Ghadri and for the first time since he went inside, his voice was audible. I took a brief glance at Rohy and saw him listening attentively at what was transpiring inside but just when I'd thought we've heard the last of the hot argument, we began to hear some scuffle going on inside and just then, Rohy made to rush inside the room but I quickly gave him a sliding tackle which sent him coliding his head on the wall, before landing on the tiled floor unconscious. I checked for his impulse and found one. I was totally happy for that because the last thing I wanted to be on my C.V is that of MURDERER The scuffle going on inside has become a more heated one, and I began to contemplate on whether to go inside and help Ghadri or just be a stingy asshole and get the hell out of the place After 5secs of synchronizing between the two options, my deciding app concluded on the latter while my prayer app commenced on the job of praying I don't encounter any difficulty on my way out I got outside the building and found the compound empty leaving only the Hyundai ix35 of Beatrice standing beside the parasol at the rearmost section of the compound I rushed to open its door and run away with it, but unfortunately it was locked so I quickly opened the gate and set out hurriedly along the dirty untarred quiet road. *** The weather outside was cloudy and hot. I tapped my trousers pocket and was totally glad when I found my phone, S7 lying peacefully inside it. Without stopping on the jugging trekk, I brought it out and checked the time. It was past one o'clock already. It was when I wanted to open the Gps app to know my location that I saw a drafted message notification on the idle screen "what!" I lamented wondering how the unknown drafted message got there I brought the jugging to an abrupt halt and located a big mango tree beside the road. I stood beside the tree and began to read the message. It was a message saved by Bianca. She stated she had a hunch that I wont be returning to the cottage after my mission. She said she already stored her number inside the phone and that I should also help her get out of the house when am free. She also gave me the directions on how to unclone my simcard which I instantly did and was very excited when it worked After reading the message, I remembered how she got the message into my phone. She must have done it when she came into my room in the morning when she got busy with my phone before we had sex inside the bathroom The content of her message really got me thinking especially the part whence she said I should help her get out of the place 'Does that mean Beatrice was holding her against her will? Or what does she really mean?' I said thinking out loud. Then I remembered how she's all been acting since I got to know her. 'Beatrice must be using her for some wicked works. And I have to help her out.' I concluded. I checked for her number and was about dialling it when I saw the Hyundai ix35 car coming in my direction with a male figure at the steering wheel I quickly ducked behind the tree and buried my head among the hanging leafs. The car sped past with a very dangerous acceleration and it seems whoever was driving it was in a hurry. After the car had gone some miles away, I stepped out of my hidding and re-dialled Bianca's number. She picked after the second attempt "hello who's this?..." "sshhhh! Its me. Darous" "wow!" She screamed in a whisper. "how far....whats going on?" "its a long story...but I'll...." "hey! call me back. The boss is coming."she said hurriedly and ended the call With everything that has transpired so far, I now really hated Beatrice more than ever. Without giving my Madrid and Barca conscience a chance to have any say in the matter, I mentally devised a plan to make Beatrice pay for everything she's done to me and to also make sure Jide doesn't go free. 'keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer'. I thought to myself and continued my jugging. I wished to call Joke, cos after more than a month without seeing or hearing from her, I've really missed her alot but unfortunately, the storage app of my brain couldn't provide her number. I prayed fervently for her happiness as I jugged along the road *** After almost 2hrs of the tiring jug, I got to a T.junction where I waved down a bike to take me to the nearest bank where I can withdraw some money. We got to the bank 30mins later and the hausa bikeman waited patiently for me while I negotiated with another hausa man, to allow me send some money to his account so I can use his ATM to withdraw He was unyielding at first but he later acceded after his wife spoke to him. I withdraw 100k and told the bikeman to take me to a nearby police station where I plan to end all my ties with Beatrice and John once and for all. On the way, I quickly sent a message to Bianca, telling her of my plan and also giving her an escape route out of the building which I found some days ago during one of the drugs delievery. *** "good day officers." I greeted the two dark and average height policemen I met at the counter. "good day to you civilian, what can we do for you?" One of them replied warmly. "please how much does the government pays for whistle blowers?" "well, it depends on the weight of the whistle." Another replied "oh! So I get paid on the kind of match am officiating ba?" "exactly!" They both chorused in unison "like how much for a friendly match?" "hmmm, maybe 1million." Replied the same man "wow! Thats great! Thats so....fvcking great!" I lamented ecstactically "well as fun as this sounds, youngman, lets get to business. what kind of match are you blowing?..." The one with the initials A.A Donteaz asked with a serious look "considering the capacity of this match am about to officiate, I think I'll call it a champions league match." "Hey young man, enough joke, just walk out if you don't have anything to say." The other with initials C.O Steveson retorted I felt a bit embarrased at his harsh words but I kept my cool. I eyed him scornfully and responded. "am here to give you the location of two of the most notorious kidnappers and drug dealers in this state." I declared outrightly. "and am not doing it for any price." I watched as their greedy eyes nearly ran out of its socket at the end of my last statement. I smiled and began to give them the full address of John's apartment and Beatrice's drug empire TBC

Am speechless right now... Continue please...

Darous for ur small plastic mind u don escape nah

What if the police is working with them... It means ur problem don get egbon and aburo

88. COUNTLESS. The price of liberty am gonna get if fate and karma could drop their stupid ego and collaborate with the human police or EFCC in the task of arresting Beatrice and John for me is more than okay to me. Infact it arguably outweighs whatever the federal government might wanted to pay me considering the kind of pain they both caused me. It is with that kind of thought in mind that I did my best in giving Mr Adesina, a man in his early sixties, and who also happens to be the D.P.O of Wamba district police station of Nasarawa the full details of all I knew about the hideouts of Beatrice and John. To make my whistle more effective, I also made mention of the kidnapped Senator and his wife that I overheard from Tgold, one of John's boys when he came to ask John of which car they should used in transferring them to another hideout. "but you didn't tell us how you come to know about their hideouts. Even the Special Anti-Robbery Squad have combed every nook and cranny of the two locations you gave us and haven't been able to find them. So how come you do?" The D.P.O questioned me after I'd written down every necessary intel on Beatrice and John The question got me offguard as I wasn't expecting someone I just gave a new car as gift to be asking me of its spare tires. "don't get me wrong youngman, am not trying to accuse you of anything here. Just that I need something concrete to back up the order am giving my boys and to know how to defend it infront of my superiors incase things goes south." He stated convincingly and then, something flew to my brain. I cleared my throat. ".p.o, eventually I was also a victim of....." I was saying when the ringing of his phone interrupted me. He picked it and spoke to the caller for some minutes before he returned his attention to me "sorry for the interruption.......Mr....erm...erm.....your name again please?." "Darous......" I replied calmly "Darous? But which tribe are you from?" "am a Yoruba guy." "yoruba? As you can clearly see, am also a Yoruba man and that name sounds strange if am to go by anything concerning our legacy. What am saying is, Isn't your name suppose to be something like Ogundimu or Ifadahunsi.....or something more...." "more Yorubalic?" I completed his sarcastic remarks and he continued "Yes and that Darous of a name doesn't correlate with anything Yoruba atall." "sure it doesn't." "did your parents named you that?" "hum...not atall" "care to tell me how you come by that name?" He asked "well, its just the English of my Yoruba name." "which is?" "Oluwadamilare." "hmmm....thats a nice name you got there.." "maybe to you sir, but to me, it sounds a bit primitive" "PRIMITIVE? sometimes you don't have to look at how something sounds. You rather look at its significant meanings. Oluwadamilare means God has Justified me. That meaning alone is a silent prayer for anybody that calls you by that name." He stated effusively. I pondered on his words for some minutes before he broke the silence. "well, sorry for derailing off the issue we were on before....you were about telling me how you came to know all of the details about the location of the kidnappers that kidnapped Senator Bruce Lee and his wife." "urgh...yes.....about that....." "please continue....Mr Oluwadamilare." He completed with a wide grin. For the second time, I was about to talk when some came in. "Ready to go sir!." Officer Donteanz interrupted to announce their readiness to embark on this mission to the D.p.o The latter rose up instantly and gave me an handshake. "thank you once again Oluwadamilare.... You've been absolutely helpful to the nation at large." The D.P.O said as we engaged in the handshake. I smiled in appreciation of his remarks. "we will contact you through the infos you gave us once the mission has been completed." "ah, about that, I told you I'm not really doing this for money...." "I don't think you have a choice. Its against the protocol of making the whistle blowing activities a success....moreso the EFCC boss is going to demand that from us outrightly" "ok then. Seems the country is evolving effectively afterall." I replied "and be rest assured, your identity is strictly safe with us. We will do our best in getting them behind bars this night." The D.P.O added vehemently. "nothing will thrill me more than to see those two behind bars Oga, I'll definitely be the most happiest man on earth." With those final words, I departed the station with a sense of accomplishment. *** The first thing I did after getting out was locating a food canteen where I ate joyfully to my fill. After eating, I asked around for the directions on how to get to Abeokuta from where I was in Nasarawa. It appears like a fruitless task at first because most of the people am asking were allergic to English language and Yoruba, but all thanks to my strong determination to get home at all cost, I was able to found someone who understands me after some hours. It took the mass-transit luxurious bus that conveyed me from Nasarawa to Abeokuta more than 28hours to arrive at the Kuto Moto park in Abeokuta. Those hours I spent inside the bus gave me the dept of time needed to plan out my second chance at freedom. Challenges they say, are what make us who we are, the people that I've encountered, the betrayals, and the things that have been unveiled recently about my life are the results of what I'd become. After so much time spent on thinking and deliberation about my life, I was able to point out the topmost priority of what I needed to do once I get back home. First, I realise that, my infatuation of anything in skirt has caused me more harm than the pleasures in it. But nevertheless, the words of Jonathan Kent, when he was advising Clark Kent about a mutual issue in the tenth season of Smallville popped into my mind during the solemn deliberation with myself inside the bus. "We are all confronted with trials my son, but the true measure of a man is how he chooses to react in the face of those trials." He had said to Clark Kent back then in the season finale of Smallville. Taking those words like a new watchword for myself, I was able to map out the way am going to start living my new life. Secondly, In other not to get things more complicated with my stay in Abeokuta, I determined to stay away from Doris and her daughters. Most especially, knowing that trying to get acquinted with them will only prompt me to hurt Joke the more and she doesn't deserve that. No more hunting for anything beautiful in skirt. May Gawd help me. I prayed. About Jide, well, just like I said earlier, keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer. To me Jide has been more of the latter than the former based on the revelation of his involvement on my past and present predicaments which he subconsciously did when he was talking to the fake version of Beatrice which happens to be me, so its only wise of me to treat him as the combination of the two. A Frenemy. I also can't help but wonder which of the devils list of lies has Doris told her daughters pertaining to my absence. But Seeing as I'd already determined to stay away from them, its pointless to worry about it I was listening to the midday news on my phone when I finally alighted at the Kuto moto park and it was broadcasted that the police had sucessfully arrested a certain woman who's the owner of a drug empire alongside the kidnapper that kidnapped senator Bruce Lee and his wife I mentally commended the police for a job well done and also giving Karma and Fate a thumbs up for swallowing their egos in collaborating with the police in apprehending those agents of the devil as the bike I boarded conveyed me to my house. And when I say house, I mean where I was the one paying the rent. In simpler terms, where Jide and I lived *** "Darous! Where you beening all this daysing?" Blessing, Jide's girlfriend said after giving me a warm embrace the moment I stepped inside our compound "Blessing baby! See how beautiful you've grown?...not in your looks alone...." "you never stopping this your flatterinmenting attitude....don't flattery me jor." She said with a smile. "ah no flatteration you atall Blessing...." I stated with a sarcastic smile, imitating her vanacular english. "by the way, where's your boyfriend?" I questioned after failing to see any hint of Jide's presence. "ah, that boy, he is traveller since last week. Leaving me aloning in this place." She said with an ironically sad tone. "where did he said he's going?" "he no telling me o. But me am not minding." "hmmm....ok. Let me go and get myself cleaned up. As you can see am a practical mess right now." I said as I walked to my door. I reached it and it was when I wanted to open it that I remembered that the key was still at Doris house. "oh sh!t!" "what happening?" "erm....my keys...I lost em....I'll have to break this door." "let me helping you to collecting Hammer and cutlass from Opeyemi." She said walking towards our neighbours house. Three minutes later, she came back with both equipments needed to break a padlock. "thanks Blessing. You're such a darling...." I said after breaking the door open. "don't thanking me jare. Me am going out o. I'll be arriving with the night." She said and headed out of the house. I watched from my doorsteps as she waved down a bike, mounted it and zoomed off. Dusts have almost taken over the appearance of my room. I did a thorough job in cleaning, dusting and washing all thats washable for more than one hour. The room looks practically neat and nice once again after the self-envi-room-mental sanitation I did. At 3'oclock, claded in a blue sleeveless shirt and a black pant trouser, I set out for the resturants down the street to get something inside my hungry belly. I was back after fourty five minutes. But just when I was thinking of taking a nap. I began to hear some angry voice from outside my door. T.B.C

89. COUNTLESS Initially, I didn't care about the noise but then it grew more hotter and louder. 'shango what kind of a gawd are you? Your son just arrived after a nasty ordeal and to get him a nice sleep is too herculean for you?' I think you already know the figure of speech am going to use for that speech above 'Is someone trying to bring hell to my door steps? Or whats going on?' I hurriedly put on my cloths and got out of my room. "let me kill that boy! Walahi talahi sunmabi lahi, Ah go kill am today!..." Those were the derogatory words coming out from the mouth of a tall slim guy that the neighbours in our compound was trying to subdue. I marched down there quickly to have a clear view of what was happening. Getting there, I saw a much younger boy that resembles the guy the neighbours were trying to apprehend lying on the floor. Face battered, swollen cheeks and dirty rumpled cloths. I'd never seen their faces before but I later found out that they are among the new tennants occupying the rooms that all my Judases vacated recently. Just as I was still thinking of what might have prompted the ugly incidence, the guy being apprehended managed to broke free of his subduers* and ran furiously in my direction where the boy I presumed to be his brother was lying. The latter tried getting on his feet to run away but before he could completed his intentions, his brother had gotten to him like a speeding bullet and began to rain all sorts of pain inflicting punch on him. The boy's pitiful eyes settled on mine and I felt the sudden urge to help him out. Regardless of whatever crimes the boy might have committed, I still find it inappropriate and utterly senseless for his brother to be dealing with him this gruesome way. 'why don't you do something you think is right and damn the consequences?' My madrid conscience had muttered to me and though I already made up my mind to clearly stay out of trouble, but if helping this boy means getting into another trouble, then so be it. It was one of those moments when you start doing something before you realise you're actually doing it and that was exactly how I felt when my hand connected to the head of the guy beating his brother. He turned abruptly around and shot me a scornful look Glad that I finally got his attention, I stepped a bit backwards, expecting him to leave his brother and take it up with me and fortunately, he didn't fail my expectations. He rose up and dashed furiously at me but being a learned boxer, I met his approach with a straight jab below his left chin and he staggered backwards Seems like the gathered crowd were already enjoying the latest turn of events as they began to scream words like, "yes, teach him sense...shebi we don dey holl am since he no gree....Darous beat am wella." Hearing those words, he rubbed his chin and shot me another bitter stare. "what!....ah go kill you today!" He thundered angrily and made another rush at me. An angry mind is the most weakest mind of all- words of my boxing coach. The angry rush he made at me gave me the ample opportunity to locate his solar plexus whence I sent a counter punch with my right hand and which aided in knocking the fight out of him. *** "so you mean you planned on killing your brother because he applied starch in your socks? Thats so irrational of someone like you." I said outrightly to Usman after I returned from the pharmacy where I benovelently went to treat Farouq, his younger brother. He already told me he'd asked his brother the previous evening to help him wash his cloths whence the latter, maybe intentionally or not, applied starch in the socks. "bro no be only that o.." He said. "then what else? What else can you say to justify your actions?" I queried angrily. Wipping the blood cut on his chin, he spoke."would you believe that my boss sacked me because of that stupid boy did?" "sacked you? I don't get it. Is your boss the owner of the socks?" "no...am a driver. I was driving my boss to Abuja this morning to an executive meeting." "and?" "barely half the way, he suddenly ordered me to park and get out of the car." "What did he say you did?" "he accused me of body odour. That am smelling bad. It was after he'd gone far and I began to check myself that I realize that it was my socks thats been smelling. Then I removed it and feel it sticky and glumy. No thanks to my idiot brother. Am now jobless." He ended with a tone of pity How can you cost someone there job with your stupidity and expect nothing less than a brutal retaliation henceforth? Truth be told, Farouq is politically stupid. After the discussion, I went inside my room and counted fifteen wards of one thousand naira notes. I signalled to Usman to come closer and handed him the money. He collected it and began raining words of appreciation on me. "never thought I'll be smiling again in my life but because of you Darous, I was able to smile again. Thank you Darous. May Allah bless you more" He prayed fervently "welcome to the new my life." I told him with a smile and went back inside my room to get my sweat-covered body cleaned Barely 3mins inside the bathroom, a knock landed on my door. Thinking it was either Farouq or Usman, probably coming to thank me again, I quickly wore my boxer on my still wet body and hanged my magic towel across my neck and got out of the bathroom to open the door. Opening the door, its was neither Farouq nor Usman knocking the door but it was rather a very alluring round face lady. Light complexion, about 5.9ft in height, claded in the khaki trouser and white vest of the NYSC. Hair packed in a pony tail with a brown bag strapped to her back. She focused her seductive gaze at my six packs longer than I do in surveying her mesmerizing appearance. 'is this some kind of temptation from the gawd of thunder to confirm if I truly meant my decision to stay away from anything skirty. Or why would a beautiful devil in the name of pvssy be at my doorsteps barely hours after I opted for a new leaf?' "hi...um....you must be Darous?" Her gentle voice snapped me out of my thoughts. "urgh...yeap...and who wants to know?" I asked stepping fully out of the room "am Chi Bela, but just call me Bela... Am your new neighbour....." She said with a quizzical look while stretching forth her slim hands for an handshake. I took the soft hands in mine and gave her a placcid smile."oh... Bela... Welcome to...." "aiit...thanks..." She said smiling again. "okay Bela, to what do I owe this introduction?" I said as we both settled in the plastic chair beside my door "am here to tell you that, two women, actually one lady like me and one older woman have been frequenting this place since I moved in. Both asking of you." "what!...2 wo...men?..do they drop their names?" I queried, getting instantly uneasy at her words "actually one of them did. Chioma...she's been here more times than the older woman. She also gave me her number to give to you." She removed a piece of paper from her bag and copied the number on her phone to it. 'The older woman must be Adedoyin. What exactly did this woman want from me after I'd made it crystal clear that am no longer interested in our suicide relationship? Or na by force?' "here." Bela said handing the paper to me. "the other woman didn't drop her number or name but she seems very desperate to see you." "really?" "going by how she's been acting whenever she comes here, she really is very desperate to see you." "hmmm...thanks alot Bela....I think its kind of getting cold here. Got to put on my cloths." I said standing up from the chair and she followed suit. I got inside the room and placed a call to Chioma. "hello Chy..." "wooooooow! Darousmart! Is that really your voice am hearing?" She screamed into the phone. "how did you know its me? You don't even have my new number." "I can't miss that voice for anything in the world. Gawd I missed you." She ended with an awful tone "same here dear. But am afraid we can't see eachother again." I declared frankly. "what! Why? I just got you back Darous." "am a changed man Chy...am no more interested in our dalliance relationship." She was silent for some seconds before she responded. "thats very very coward of you. You want to break up with me? Then do it like a brave man not hiding behind the curtain of a cellphone...." "Chy...." "Quiet....tell it to my face when I come to see you soon." With that, she terminated the call without giving me a chance to talk. To clear my mind, I laid back on the bed and slowly succumbed to the uncheated call of nature. *** The sounds of three rapid knocks on my door woke me up from my slumber The P.H.C.N have brought the light which aided me in seeing what the clock says when I opened my eyes. It was fifteen minutes to the hour of eleven. Almost midnight The knock landed again, albeit twice this time and I can't help but wonder who could be knocking my door at that hour as I rose up and headed towards the door still claded in my boxers alone. "who's that?" I said holding the handle. "its me Bela. Please open the door." Hearing that, I quickly open the door and she rushed inside nearly colliding with me. She was claded in plain pink bra and yellow bumshorts that was revealing the smooth skin of her laps. "whats wrong?" I said still leaving the door open. "please...I need your help....please Darous...." She pleaded with a soft innocent look. I closed the door and walked closer to her. "my help? What can I do for you?" "please....can I sleep here with you?" "what?....sleep here? What happen to your own room?" I queried sceptically "erm...there's too much mouse in my room. They wont let me sleep and am scared. Please let me sleep here." She pleaded softly. 'hmmmm...this is serious. Just when I'd planned to run away from skirts, here is another devil in skirt trying to tempt me?' This one na temptation and it can certainly lead to confusion- Psquare TBC

Follow your mind....

Be very careful this time around with every step you take and move closer to God... Because with God all things are possible..

You better send that devil out of your room before it's too late...

Beta dnt allow her in..and if u do apply social distance cause anything can happen

Diz ur change hope it wnt be like nepa light very inconsistent

Am sure your 8 inches superman will never succumb to the idea of a new leaf

If you love your life, send that temptation away immediately

90. COUNTLESS. Before I could even blink my eyes after hearing her flimsy excuse for wanting to spend the night in my room, Bella had already pounced on the bed, leaning her head against the soccer All-star wallpaper opposing the T.v's location and focused her seductive gaze at my exposed abs while also bitting her lower lips Her bumshorts had shifted up more in her current posture revealing more of her smooth laps in the process. Ocean of saliva had already formed in my mouth and my lustful tongue had started swimming in it. Just as I was about to fall into the depth of temptation, my madrid conscience quickly reminded me of my determination to start staying away from anything in skirt. Giving it a mental thumbs up, I went straight inside the kitchen and grab the stick I always use in stirring garri and hot water whenever I want to cook Eba alongside the broom I use to sweep. Getting back to the room, I stood infront of her. "Bella, lets go kill those bastard mouse that planned on taking over your room." She shot me a look of apathy and I reiterated the same words to her. After saying it for 3times, she sat upright. "how are we suppose to go on mouse hunting by this time?" She pointed at the wall clock. "its almost midnight nao...abeg lets deal with them tomorrow jare." She said and reclined back on the bed. Still determined to avoid this temptation, I wasn't ready to give up. No...not just yet. So I remained firm on my speech. "trust me Bella, night time is the best time to hunt for mouse....anytime apart from now will be utterly fruitless." "nooo Darous....its late already and besides that, black lizard and rats self dey inside that room...." She claimed furtherly and I quickly countered without minding the error in her statement "Bella, all those are still not above what a broom can kill, trust......" "ehn ehn..." She cuts in with a serious look. "what about the big spiders that use to spin their webs around my cupboard? Can you kill them too?" "I can still kill them all....with this." Holding up the stick "and also with this broom." I completed waving the broom at her face. "I know you're brave but even if you kill those ones, what about the blue snake under my portfolio, can you also kill that too?" She stated with a questioning look "blue snake?....which kind snake be that one?" I asked confusedly "me self no know o...na so I see am....even its a red snake that I first saw behind the door on the day I moved in....." "arggh!" I said feigning to be suprise at her flimsy statement. "a red snake?" "yes nao...even there are plenty big and pink snakes lurking behind my wardrobe......" She said with a tone of finality and it was then that I realise that this devil have really come to stay. "wait Bella...is your room a zoo or what? All this animals wey you dey talk about get k-leg somehow o. Pink snake and blue spiders? For where? Sounds somehow....." "Darous, only Gawd and blood of chisos has been saving me since." She claimed. "has the blood of chisos now expire or what prompted you here now?" "Darous No..but its too risky staying in that room alone. And unless we are going to that room with an amour tank, me no dey go anywhere o. Lets just sleep now please." With those words and the way she demonstrated her hands after the last statement, I realise again that this temptation aint going nowhere. Or tell me, how do you win a case of rapè whence the father of the lady you rapèd is the Judge and her older brother is her lawyer? No way! You just have to submit yourself to fate cos thats exactly how it seems after she remained unyielding in her quest to pass the night in my room and to make matters worst, she was claded in only bumshorts and a slinky top. 'to whom much is given, countless is expected. You were given this handsome body and face for a reason, Darous don't be a useless idiot. Just go ahead in embracing your true nature and destiny.'- Words from my Barca conscience moments before I joined Bella on the bed. *** I'd barely closed my eyes to pave way for nature to take over my body before I felt her warm and smooth laps on my crotch region. Just as I was still enjoying the shock waves of pleasure her laps was giving me, I felt her fingers gently stroking my head and twirling my afro hairs. I heard her say softly: “You have a Girlfriend?” "why do you...want to know?" "I hope you don't have. Wont do any harm to have you as mine. Will it?" She replied rhetorically still rubbing her laps against my crotch getting my konji very stiff and hard in the process. I smiled and turned my head towards her. "well, am sorry Julliet, this Romeo has already been spoken for." She was silent after my declaration but never stopped her works on my hair or crotch region. "but still doesn't mean we can't enjoy eachother while it lasts right?" "hmm...I guess until we get rid of the wild animals in....your....zoo." I groaned as she rubbed my crotch harder while I was saying the last words. "Darous, I like you." She said as her other hand came around and inserted it in my boxers founding my hard twitching d!ck in the process. "do you like me too?" She squeezed and stroked the hot flesh of my konji lovingly. "gawd!...I don't..I don't......I mean...I can't really say...Bella." I stammered as I felt her pinch the head of my konji with her manicure. She stopped and rose up and I thought for one second that I'd vexed her with my false claim of her but she just switched off the light although leaving the wall brackets on and ambled to the glass shelve whence she switched on the T.v Now backing me, she removed her top and dropped her shorts to the ground, revealing her sleek and plump ass to my apparently lustful and salivating tongue in the process She turned around and jumped on me on the bed and began to straddle my stomach immediately "after what am going to do to you Darous, I know you going to like me, but I will let you pretend for a while as if you don't already." She stated at my face and directed my hand to her pvssy area beckoning me to finger her as she bring her head down to mine and engaged in a liplock with me. Enjoying the euphoria of my hand inside her warm and wet pvssy and the sensational kiss she was giving me, I brought my left hand to her firm brest and twisted her already stiffened nippple. She froze for a moment, then softly eased out her own hand leaving mine resting on her wet contracting pvssy. She pressed down on my hand sending one of my fingers more deeply into her. She then parted her swollen labiä lips and forced another of my fingers into her. She held the three fingers there and began to buck and grind over them while holding my stiff d!ck in one hand, pumping it gently. While pumping my d!ck and grinding against my fingers she brought her mouth down to my ear and poked her tongue three or four times into my ear sending me into heightened ecstasy. I shivered and forced my fingers deeper into her. She gasped into my ear. And then she spoke. “I know this is so wrong of me to be taking advantage of you like this but I can’t help myself. I like you so much; I want you so much, Infact I want all of you inside of me, please forgive my decadence.” She ended with a tone of sincerity After that she curved her body and quickly took my cocck into her hot wet mouth and began a frantic chewing and sucking on the hard flesh. I decided it was no longer necessary to feign my unlikeness of her, since all the cards, the queen’s pvssy and all were already on the table. Let the game begin in ernest! I told myself. I leaned up and started to finger fucck her energetically as I rammed my 8inches into her welcoming mouth, making her gasp and choke on it. We continued like that for about three minutes, and then she quickly pushed me onto my back and straddle me, gripped my cocck and holding it firmly in the direction of her pvssy as she eased down her plump self slowly on it, making it go flushy all the way into her dripping veegee. "oh! Fvck! Your d!ck is so gre..ee.aat..." She moaned silently. I cried out in ecstasy at my cocck’s first journey into her pvssy. She hurriedly placed a hand over my mouth to quiet me, then stuck two fingers into it. “Sshhh. We don't want to wake the other tenants.” she whispered. I chewed on her fingers hungrily as she bobbed her plump ass up and down around my 8inches. She bore down hard to the root of my d!ck, her pvssy lips plastered against my hairy groin. She started to grind and jerk frantically, and after 5mins, she erupted into a mass of quivering and convulsing flesh on top of me, all her pvssy juice coming together in a forceful blast. I gripped her ass, sinking my fingers into them as I felt my own eruption come into play. "fvck! Am coming!!!" I screamed in a low tone. When our bodies had finally let every spark of electricity escape, she rolled off of me and laid on the bed beside me, satisfactorily spent "now I know why those women have been so desperate to see you. No sane woman would ever have enough of this monster." She stated while holding my flaccid d!ck. After a few minutes I slithered downward and getting between her wide raised and spread legs, I brought my face to her wet swollen pvssy and began to lick and suck her gently at first, then hungrily, slurping and poking her wet inviting lips and hole I was well into teasing her hole when her legs came down beside me and I realized she was fast asleep. I nevertheless moved to her pvssy and played with it until, still deep in sleep her body gave in to the convulsions of orgasm once again. I lay awake for a long time thinking of what had just happened between me and Bella Ironically, I was happy, I was pleased, I was satisfied and I was proud; I had bleeped a beautiful woman who untill that night remains a total stranger to me 'I think you're a lost cause' Those were the words from my Madrid conscience just before I succumbed to the call of nature Is it right? TBC

You are on your own...

Bella would soon bring her own trailer of trouble just wait and see

91. COUNTLESS "Baby Fresh on the beat and it’s killing them all of course It’s killing them all of course." I woke up to the sound of Tiwa Savage's All Over intro booming out of my home theatre. I opened my eyes and saw Bella gyrating her sleek and beautiful nak3d body to the melodious tune of it. "Make we scatter this place tonight, Dance and sweating like say na fight, We must to settle this thing tonight (yeah) Come let us catch some feelings for night. And if you tell me say make I bend low (bend low, bend low). " At the sound of that, she bent low in front of me, exposing her clean shaven pvssy at my face and was tantamountically twisting her hips in her bending posture. "I no go waste time but to do like so (bend low, bend low) Iba di mi jo ibadi mi jo disco. This loving loving no be chop and go. Na because of you wey I get goosebumps. All over, all over This feeling got me falling. All over, all over E get as the something dey do me for body oh All over, all over I make you make we spend this money oh All over, all over." Every department of my body had collaborated their efforts into getting my 8 inches rigidly hard and I was already overwhelmed at her seductive dance. Probably after seeing the way I was bitting my lips erotically, Bella suddenly jumped on top of my spread legs and placed her arms across my neck. Grinding and twisting her hips and pvssy on my now rock hard d!ck. "This one na Julie Julie and Romeo, Original ogbongolo bo bo oh Say na me wey dey make am shokur oh. Love me jeje love me tender. And if you tell me say make I bend low (bend low, bend low). I no go waste time but to do like so (bend low, bend low). Iba di mi jo ibadi mi jo disco. This loving loving no be chop and go." She held my d!ck while lifting up her body slightly and as the chorus of the song commenced, she impaled herself on my now erect d!ck. "ah! Gawd! This is so fvcking great!" I declared as the erotic feelings of her early morning and dripping wet pvssy surged through my body. I held her waist as she continued to grind and whyne hard to the beat of the music at the pleasure of my konji. "And my baby for life (for life, for life). I wanna wake up by your side (for life, for life). Do some crazy things for life (for life, for life). Na me and you for life (for life, for life)." She pulled me into a tight hug making me feel the hardness of her perky nippples as it pressed deeply into my body while she penetrated my mouth with her tongue. "Because of you wey I get goosebumps All over, all over This feeling got me falling All over, all over E get as the something dey do me for body oh". "am coming!" She screamed and held still as hot waves of her orgasms shook her vigorously and thereby triggering my own release with the way she held my neck firmly and very hard while she keeps on gasping for breath. "All over, all over I make you make we spend this money oh All over, all over." The music ended just as we both climbed down from the apogee of our climax. "fvck! Darous, you're....you're...." She stuttered long enough and trying to come up with the right words to use in qualify this son of thunder till I was able to roll her aside and went inside the bathroom to have a nice shower. Afterall, its a new day and a friday for that matter. Getting back from the shower, Bella had already left my room. I saw my phone blinking and I reached for it. 2 missed calls from Bianca. I didn't wait for her to call me back before I placed a call to her. "hey dear..." She said softly "Bianca....wow! Glad to hear your voice." I replied ecstactically "yeah....me too....and thanks alot for the heads up dear..." "what heads up?" I inquired confusedly "I got your message and all thanks to it, I was able to escape before the police invaded the cottage." "oh....that....well hope you doing fine now?" "am managing well o.....where are you now?" "me? Me don dey ABK o...am back to my haven" I replied while settling my butt on the plastic chair. "wait...whats ABK?" "Gosh! Abeokuta..." "wow!" She screamed loud. "Abeokuta...in Ogun state?" "no...not in Ogun state, In Cote d'voire..." "geez....tell me nao....Is it the Abeokuta in Ogun state?" "someone has been obviously keeping malice with current affairs....." I replied sarcastically "are you going to tell me or not?" She said with a feigned angry tone "but where else do you want Abk to be if it isn't here where it ought to be?....even if the earth shifts on its axis, Abeokuta will still remain in....." I paused "remain in where?" She cuts in eagerly "in the world ofcos...but precisely in Ogun state." I answered mockingly. "thank you Mr teacher...." "you welcome Miss student..." I replied and She bursted into laughter. "why do you so bent on knowing?" "know what?" She asked "where Abk is ofcourse." "hmmm....cos I have a feeling we might be seeing soon." "what! Don't tell me you're crazy enough to want to come all the way to Abk cos of my d!ck...." She made a wicked chuckling sound before she responded. "don't think for one second...and I mean for one second that am interested in that tiny thing between your legs...have tasted better d!cks than that dear..." Oh...this is the height of insult...no one has ever insulted me or my d!ck this way before...or has it? "hmmm...says the woman that nearly got caught while riding what you called a tiny pole..." "thats a moment of weakness..." "two...two moments of weaknesses.....to get the records straight." I replied "worreva! Am not coming for you sha..." "then why are you coming?" I asked seriously cos I don't want her adding to my already complicated life. "my sister is doing her service there." "so you mean you are coming because you have a sister here?" "yes o...now you know am coming to see Chimanda and not you." "hmmm..." "don't tell me you're jealous...." "oh com'on...there's nothing to be jealous of...if you like pay shekau a visit...ah don't bloody care o..." "hmmm...I don't....." 'one minute remaining.' She was Interrupted, by the female computerised voice of the network provider. And with that, I terminated the call. I'd barely ended the call before Bella entered the room baring a tray in her hands. It appears she'd also freshen up as she was claded in a red prada silk sleeveless top and a denim shorts. Her hair was now in a messy bun but nevertheless enhancing the beauty of her pleasant features and sleek body. "love...lets eat" She said with a smile after dropping the tray on the floor and I eagerly joined her in sending the delicious fried rice and chicken sauce into the very canal of our stomachs. 'Who am I to turn down the offer of food from a beautiful lady?' ** "hows the food?" She said after returning from her room whence she returned the dishes and tray. "to say the least...its very ver wey...." I paused to study her reaction which portrayed a Russia of anxiousness and China of expectations. Enjoying the tension am creating in her, I prolonged the suspence and when she couldn't take it any more, she sat down on my laps and held my cheeks. "tell me nao...am I a bad cooker?" She said staring agogly into my eyes "nope....I think Adam would still be alive if he had you instead of that backbitting Eve..." "meaning?...." "meaning....you are a a great cooker...." She barely let me finish my statement before she screamed 'wow!' and began placing her succulent lips on every available flesh on my face. "thanks love...it means alot" She said with an emotionic* smile. With our gaze fixated on eachother and without needing a palmist to tell me anything, I could deduct from the expressions on her face that, this beautiful Bella have already fell in love with me. The ringing of her phone interrupted the hobnob moment we were both enjoying together. She picked and spoke with the caller. "who's that?" I asked after she'd finished with the caller "its my sister o." She replied dropping the phone on the bed. "hope no pro?" "she's paying me a visit next month." She replied with a nonchallant look. "ok...is she beautiful?" I asked teasingly. "whats the meaning of that?" "nothing...just erm...just asking." "you'd better be. No trash with my sis okay?" She declared jokingly and that triggered another round of erotic sex. **** Three weeks of unending sex had passed between me and Bella. We'd practically become husband and wife. Usman and I had become buddies but apparently Jide had not showed his face even after Blessing had informed him of my return home 'a clean conscience fears no accusations. '- words of Lionel Luthor in refrence to Jide's refusal to show his treacherous face. I had maintained my distance from Doris and her family. Getting acquinted with any of them is the last thing on my mind. Ironically, a day had never gone by without my heart begging me to arrange a meeting with Joke but I always turn it down The government has rewarded me financially pertaining to the whistle I blew thereby making me 2million naira richer than I ever was. Everything Beatrice and co's made me went through was a blessing in disguise. Wasn't it? *** I was at the shopping mall in Eleweran on one fateful and sultry afternoon. After buying ice cream and snacks, I trudge down to the boutique section to get some designers for myself and was already packing all the wears into the trolley when I heard a familiar voice spoke from the show glass behind me. "when did they start allowing handsome thieves to enter a shopping mall?" I acted nonchallantly at first but at the declaration of her statement, almost every eyes in the boutique seems to have founded a resting place on me. I turned around, and was met with a gruesome look on the face of one of the people have been desperately avoiding for the past 3weeks. "Hi handsome thief...are you here to steal again?" Beautifully as ever, Nike said with a sarcastic smile. 'Thunder fire Karma and fate together.' They are lesbian b!tches T.B.C

Bianca is Bella sister another problem on the way.

So Bella is Chimanda and Bianca is coming over.. Hmmm we all know what will happen when she comes sha

But why will Nike act that way na... Doris must av fed them with a lot of lies.. darous biko learn to control ur [color =red] phalus [/color]

The two of them are family, let wait and see what will happen next...

92. COUNTLESS Dressed in a vermilion moschino top and a blue pencil jean with her cropped pixie cut radiating under the lumniscence of the white fluorescent bulb medial the P.O.P ceiling of the boutique section of the Modus shopping mall was Nike, Doris daughter and Joke's sister calling me that provocative name. All my past encounters with her began to trickle into the memory card of my brain as we both engaged in almost 3mins of awkward stare on eachother. The simultaneous equation stunt she pulled when she saw me hiding under the bed in her mum's room and how she always come to the rescue whenever I find myself in a compromising situation with Joke and a whole lot of other complicated memories of us continued to take a leisure stroll in my mind during the short moment of awkwardness. Just when I thought I'd succesfully buried and celebrated the wake-keep of some of the causes of my past mistakes, Doyin, Doris, Joke, Lovelyn, Chioma, Jessica, and Beatrice just to mention the least, but apparently the devil have taken it personally to use Karma and Fate, those two lesbian moderators to push another imminent trouble to the front page of my life. "Nike, Hi...longtime...." I managed to say after my vocal cord had succesfully returned words back into my mouth and simultaneously extending an handshake. "that doesn't answer my question...." She declared plainly with a smirk while turning down my handshake offer. "which question is that?" I asked pushing the trolley away from the walking path of passer's by whom were starting to disperse steadily. "I said are you here to steal something else? Handsome th...." "will you stop calling me that?" I curt in feeling upset at her. She let out a wicked chuckle before she spoke. "and why should I stop? After everything you did to us?....eh? You deserve that and more Mr thief!" "is something wrong with you? Last time I checked my name still remains Darousmart .....and not what you just calling me." "really? Cos last time I also checked, you are a thief, a liar, a cheat and a flirt...." She expected me to retaliate but I just gave her a wryry smile which prompted her to resume her free style ramblings featuring what seems like nonsense and jargons to my ears. "hehehe....Darous...." She said clapping her palms together. "if am to go by what my mum said you did, you will be in the cell right now...." "and why would I be in the police cell when have done nothing illegal to you or your mum...." I stated rhetorically feeling a bit confused at her insinuations. She raised an eyebrow at the completion of my statement and readjusted the strap of her bag on her shoulder as she changed her countenance to a more serious one. "don't you dare play a dumb game with me....After everything we did for you, Darous, the only way you see deem fit to repay us is by attempting to kill my mum after she caught you trying to steal her jewelries....you're so unbelievable.....and am beginning to hate you for that......" She declared frankly and I was totally flabbergasted at the life-sentence lie her mum said about me. Apparently instead of trying to defend myself or argue as she continued to reveal all what her mum said, I turned around and walked out of the mall leaving her there to stare at my back. *** I was still beside the main road thinking of all that just transpired inside the mall between me and Nike when I began to hear Nike's voice shouting my name. "Darous! Darous!....." I turned around and watched her panting and running in my direction. After catching her breath, she accosted me and continued from where she'd stopped inside the mall. "don't you dare walk away without saying something or telling me why you had to do that to us, after everything we did for you...." She paused to hear my verdict on the issue but instead I just returned my attention back to the road trying to wave down a bike. "conscience is troubling you right?" She said after probably getting frustrated at my silence. "your mum is a first class b!tch Nike...she just bade peace a goodbye and she will never know one in her life ever again for all that accussations against me. I swear to gawd...she will live to rue the day she lied against me after selling me off like some piece of trash to Beatrice. Tell her am coming for my twins. She just drew the battle line. And she should be ready for the consequences." I wanted it so badly to say all that to Nike while she continue to glare at my perturbed face as I engaged in a deep thought at how best to handle the situation. I scoffed and moved closer to her. "you want me to say something?" I asked. "well have gat just 3 words to say to you..." "then say it and stop hiding under the gallows of muteness!" She shouted at me. "THUNDER FIRE YOU!" I declared without feeling any bit of remorse. I watched dolourly as the proud look on her face absconded and a gentle one replaced it. I returned my attention to the road and waited expectantly for the next bike. 'you should've relocated after you got back from Nasarawa. You brought all this upon yourself with your decision to still remain in Abk and if anything happens after this, you'll have no one to blame but yourself. You should have make hay while the sunshines.' That was one of my inner voice telling me how stup!d my decision to remain in Abeokuta was while waiting for the next upcoming bike and I couldn't agree less after whats happening presently. I heard Nike let out a small chuckle and ambled to my front while backing the road. "you think you are smart right? Well I wonder what you gonna do when my sister that has been searching everywhere for you finally learns that you are back in town.." She paused to study my facial expression which was suddenly filled with worry and anxiety and she continued. "do you have the slightest clue of how devastated my sister was when my mum told us what you did?....." She halted again to see my reaction which still remains the same. "I guess you don't....my mum had to leave the country for the U.S when she could no longer withstand the pitiful state of my sister...." I felt a painful punch in my heart when the awful imagination of what Joke had gone through because of my transgressions dawned on me. 'please....please forgive me! Joke! Pleeeeaaase!' I cried inwardly in agony cos ironically, I realised I had some undiscribable feelings for that cool and loving woman afterall. "and knowing my sister well," Nike interrupted probably after seeing the effects of her words on me. "I know she wouldn't take it any where near easy on you....and when that happens, I'd be the most happiest spectator at your falling point." She hissed after saying that and turned around and began to walk away. It took my brain some minutes to assess the consequences of Joke finding out about my return to Abk as I watched Nike walked back into the Modus shopping mall. 'Sometimes the greatest sacrifice someone can make is to give up what they hold most dear. And if letting go of Joke will be the key to getting her a better man and happiness, then you should be glad to make that sacrifice.' The same inner voice mentored and again, I had no choice than to succumb with it. As far as am concerned, Joke is far better off without me. She deserved someone better to make her happy and not a flirtious idiot like me. With that selfless thought in mind, I quickly ran after Nike and pleaded with her for a longtime not to inform Joke of my presence in Abk. "whats in it for me? If I choose to keep my mouth shut from my sister?" She finally said that after almost five minutes that I spent trying to make her see reasons with me. "you don't get it? Your sister is better off without me.." I stressed for the upteenth time. "I know T-H-A-T." She said laying emphasis on the last word. "ok..ok...what would you have me do?" I inquired after realising that I had no choice than to acquiesce to the direction she just steered the discussion to. "first you have to promise to agree to it...." She said with a mischievious shrug. "you make it sound as if I have any choice." "no you don't buh I had to be sure you're willing to do it." "ok I promise" "fine. Lets pick up from where you and my sister stopped." She stated downrightly. "what! Thats absurd!" I lamented after seeing that my determination of not introducing another variable of pvssy into the equation of my relationship with Bella was about to crumble. "Remember you owe me some favours back then, see this as your way of paying me back. Or else am gonna sit my sister down when I got home." "wait, are you trying to blackmail me?" I questioned confusedly "call it what ever colour of mail you want, but I think this is Paybackmail." She stated with a feral smile. "hmmm..." I hummed as I couldn't come up with the proper thing or words to say to find my way out of her complicated proposal. "ok...ok...but it won't be a serious thing atall. Do you really want that?" I said after deliberating on it for some minutes. "great...atlast we had a deal. Am paying you a visit tomorrow." She declared and gave me her number before she leaned up to me and gave me a suprise peck on my right cheeks. She turned around and left me standing there like a statue to wonder about all that just transpired between us. *** I got home around 12:30pm after Nike had succesfully blackmail me into succumbing to her proposal of paying me a visit the following day. The only department of my body that was thrilled at the expectation of her visitation was my konjination. I was about rounding the corner that leads to my room when I started hearing some ransacking sounds coming from Jide's room Thinking it was Blessing, I headed there and was about knocking the door when I heard Jide's voice making a call The door wasn't totally closed and when I peeped through the small space between the door and its frame, I was able to see Jide, backing the entrance while rearranging some cloths on the bed With a rare spark of geniustic instinct and boundless megabite of curiousity, I settled my ear closely behind the door and listened with rapt focus at the phone call. "I said I'll be back before evening. I just came to pick some few things from my room....(silence) ok.....No...I know..but please give me sometime, I'll pay you your 30k in full.....I know...please you have to understand....eh?...na that idiot wey spoil my source of income na...ah go don pay you since.....(silence)....ah sure thing nao.... Later guy...." The moment he ended the call, a sudden urge to barge inside and experiment my boxing skills on him surged through my body but something stopped me abstractly from doing so. Barging inside ferociously, I launched a well aimed overhead punch to his head and before his goalkeeper could say Jack, my Leonel Messi had already sent the ball of my punch to the back of the net of his skull. After falling face flat on the tawny rug with a groaning sound, Jide rolled over quickly and I watched with gritted teeth as his once upon a time cool face turned to one filled with shock and horror. "happy to see me?" I asked and without giving him any chance to regain his stand, I quickly pounced on him and began to rain all sorts of punch on him. He ducked some and unducked a plenty some, but at the end of the scuffle session, I was able to pin him down while holding his neck firmly as if trying to squeeze life out of him as he struggled for his life under me. His eyes was tainted in red as he wriggled vigorously perhaps to roll me over but no, this desperate shangoic body of mine is too much for his treachery strenght to handle. "urgh..urgh..." That was him making some gagging sound as blood continue to ooze out from every unit of hole in his face. "tell me!..." I yelled. "what did I do to deserve this.? Tell me before I kill you....tell me!" I thundered angrily while he continue to make the gagging sound as strenght gradually defied him and he choicelessly surrendered himself to me. "I...I....I..." He was about to continue when the vibration of my S7 snapped me out of the thriller movie displaying inside my head. Meaning all the events I narrated above only happened in the imaginary-wood of my brain while in reality-wood, I was still standing behind the door contemplating on whether to barge inside and display a rare level of maturity for him or carry out the events of the imaginary-wood in reality-wood. I settled on the former and when Jide saw me enter the room, I must say, even dictionaries will be in a bone of contention when trying to come up with the right adjective to discribe the look on his face. But apparently from our english lecturer in GLOCOTEL where I graduated from, Jide's face was laced with a high level of flabbergastedinervoustination. "hi buddy." I said with a placcid smile and a handshake gesture. He swallowed hard before talking. "ah..hi...guy." He managed to return the handshake. "longtime." "no see bro...." He replied as he settled on the plastic chair infront of the bed. "where have you been Darous...we've looked everywhere for you." He said while googleling my face for honest answers which I wasn't ready to give. I also settled my body on his bed. "well, I was trying to give you some space after what happened between us in my hometown." "oh guy, you don't need that nao, that one don tey. We don already move past that level." "you sure?" I asked with a tone of sarcasm "yes nao...if not we wouldn't be having this conversation na." He stated oblivious to my sarcastic tone. I reclined on the bed and gave him another smile. "ok. Buy us drinks and lets party to the celebration of this re-frendship." He scratched his head and embarked on one of his typical way of telling me how broke he was. "ah go buy 200naira card to call my mumsie, ah need 50naira detergent and 200naira toothpaste...." He rambled on while holding a 500naira note he picked from his pockets. "ah go use the remaining to chop this...." "lets go to Tantalizers. The bills on me." I interrupted him and he was totally dumbstruck at my rich and thunder fire recession offer. "you sure?" He queried agogly. "yes bro. Lets go." I said and we both exited the room. Before going to the eatery, I made sure I gave him another reason to feel dumbstrucked when I transferred 40k into his account. "thank you bro.....you're indeed a life saver." He stated appreciatively after seeing the alert. "never mention bro..." I replied with another smile and oblivious to Jide was the silent message that always follow every benovelent acts I did for him that reads: 'YOUR WAYS TO STOP MY HAPPINESS WILL ALWAYS BE A STEPPING STONE FOR ME TO BE ECSTATIC'. And besides, "no better way to have revenge on someone that doesn't want your happiness than making sure you always keep a happy face whenever they are inches away from you and let their conscience handle the rest." Epistlelistic quote of a shangoic writer. TheBlessedMAN. T.B.C

I don't no what to say about Nike now.... Let continue please...

Ok, i've always known Nike had a thing for you

Dis one na silent killing

I give up on you Darious

@itzprince pls don't do dis. I promise not to change ohh sorry to change I meant

93. COUNTLESS Ladies and Gents, those were the events that occured during the seven months of pro Nike's arrival at my door step on that fateful day. Its been quite eventful, isn't it? Winks. After finishing my spaghetti, I sent all of it down to the digestive factory of my stomach with the help of the lemon juice in my freezer. Now relaxing on the bed, I picked my phone and placed a call through to Nike, to confirm which and what time she will be coming to my house. She picked after the second ring. "hello" She said jovially "hi...when are you coming?" "erm..whats the time now?" She inquired and I quickly took a glance at the wall clock "20min past Eleven already.." I answered "ok. Where should I tell the bikeman to drop me off?" "first get to Laderin junction, from there tell him to drop you at Fajol hotels. When you get there, take another bike to Smart Castle. That will take you to my house." "ok...I'll be on my way soon. Am about to get dress....." "how about your sister?" I inquired cutting in. "what about her?" "I mean, she didn't have any clue as to whats going on between us?" "no....not atall....she hasn't." She attested. "ok. Good for us and her." I remarked technically. "am getting dress right away but what color of pant do you want me to wear?" "alright...dress quickly, am waiting for you." I answered hedgely trying to avoid the latter part of her statement. "pink or white?" "what?" "you heard me the first time..please stop playing dumb with me jor." She stressed more audibly "ok. Just get your ass down here in time. I have somewhere else I'd rather be." I said while attempting to end the call. "answer my question na....which color?" "color of what?" "of pant nao...stop the dumb game please..." She said with a little bit of tersed tone. "hmmm....well, I don't give a damn as to whatever pant you wear. If you like come pantless, thats your own problem." I ended conclusively and terminated the call before she could respond. Dropping the phone on the bed, I rose up and began to tidy up my room. After 20mins, every item in the room was back to its adorning abode. Haven't heard from Bella since a day ago. I picked my phone and dialled her number but I was greeted by the computerised voice of the MTN female voice telling me she's not reachable at the moment. Wondering about her well being, I headed towards her room to check on her but only to found the door locked. Turning back, I saw Farouq, Usman's brother washing some cloths in the open floor of the compound. "Farouq, when last did you saw Bella?" I asked the young boy and he instantly brought his gaze to mine. "Aunty Bella?" He asked ignorantly "no, brother Bella...answer me jor." "na this morning o. I saw her around 5'oclock on our way to the mosque. Any problem?" He questioned while applying some starch into the water. "around 5?" I asked confusedly. "yes....this morning. Any problem?" He reiterated with an inquisitive look. "where was she going?" I said prolonging the Q and A session. "she told brother Usman that she's going to meet her sister at the garrage." He answered and after rinsing and squeezing the shirt he was washing, he rose up and marched towards the hanging rope whence he spread the cloths while automatically giving the sun a drying job. "ok o. Thank you Farouq. Come to my room when you're through washing cloth. Got some spaghetti for you." I said and he thanked me in advance for the food before I walked back to my room channelling all my concentration to the expectation of Nike's visitation. A knock landed on the door barely minutes after I entered the room. Opening the door I found Jide holding a bottle of Hennessy. "guy how far?" He said as he made to enter my room. "ah dey fine o. How your cheeks na?" I queried while referring to the slap he got from the lady he was stubbornly trying to woo yesterday. He rubbed his cheeks and smiled. "ah...that one, ah no fit die cos of that slap na! But that girl go pay." "you still haven't learn your lessons right? Nothing good comes from vengeance. The circle only continues endlessly. Even the bible also frowns at such ungodly acts." I ended and I couldn't help but wonder which part of my brain had managed to come up with that sermon. "are you preaching to me Darous?" He asked after contemplating on my words for some minutes while still playing with the Hennessy in his hands. "well, woudn't be a bad thing to do right? Apart from trying to murder someones happiness." Although I completed the latter part of the statement in my mind. "you almost sounded like a preacher to me bro. And if I hadn't known better, I would have easily tagged you as a preacher." He drank some of the drinks after pouring some quantity inside the glass cup on my table. "guy, don't tell me you didn't listen to my corronation ceremony as the new priest of Saint Paulus Cathedral Mosque in the newspaper?." "really? I bet they even show it live on radio abi?" He jokingly countered back. "you don get am...expensive mumu boy." I replied hitting him playfully on the shoulder. We finished the whole bottle of Hennessy within the space of 30mins, after which I rounded the back of my house where I switched on my new Elemax Generator. Jide and I played my Playstation3 together for more than an hour before the ringing of my phone distrupted our enjoyment. Checking the caller, it was Nike, calling to inform me that she's presently at my area. Imploring Jide to excuse me, I strolled out to meet Nike, the younger sister of my Girlfriend and whom also happens to be the daughter of the mother of my unborn twins. *** "welcome to my humble temple, this is where I lay my head every blessed night or whenever am opportuned to walk back through this door after everyday's hustle." I stated my epistlelistic welcoming speech with a political smile while ushering Nike into my room after I'd picked her from the frontage of my house. She was claded in a blue moschino sleeveless top and a red pencil jean which helped in showing all the mesmerising outline of her plump waist not to mention her spellbound of her exquisite looks. Everything she wore, all collaborated in showing how very beautiful she is and seeing her, my konji had started interferring with the free flow of the thinking operation going on inside my head. Nike surveyed the room within 30secs and her scrutinizing face gradually turned into a wide grin. "thank you Darous. Can I sit?" She said pointing to the bed. "yea sure...please feel at home." I replied while making a courtesy gesture at her. "thanks." She said after sitting down on the bed while I was still staring at her now open and very ripe cleavage. She noticed me penetrating her cleavage with my eyes and she used her left hand in pushing her brests up more so that half of her firm brests was now making all the sense of moral reasoning in my body to start losing its battle against the immoral ones. "what can I offer you?" I said after some minutes of awkwardness while I still remain standing infront of her. "don't bother. Am ok." She said politely. "ok." "ok." Silence. "why do you want to see me so badly?" I broke the silence. "you can find that out after you join me on the bed." She answered candidly while leaning against my wallpaper. I instantly got the subtle message in her statement and again I let my konji get the better of me as I couldn't clearly tell how I got on the bed in a flash immediately after she delivered her konji provoking statement. She smiled seductively and gave me a sexy wink before she climbed on top of me and engaged in a lip lock with me. "have wanted this right from when you started living with us Darous..... Glad am finally getting it...." With that, she rose up and stood before me on the bed. Gradually, I watched as she removed her top and threw it on the floor. She then turned around slowly and firstly unbuckled her belt, after which she rolled down her tight jean and to my suprise, she was indeed pantless. "like what you're seeing?" She said as she brought one of her plump melons to my face and began shaking and rubbing both of them on my face. 'heaven exists afterall. This is truly heaven'. I murmured. I hurriedly grab her melons and began sucking at intervals on her perky and firm nippl3s. "oh gawd...suck it!..." She commanded and I wasn't going to let her repeat her statement before doing as told. She was moaning and simultaneously gyrating and twisting her hips on my crotch region. Then she suddenly pushed me on my back so that I was now laying on the bed. She crawled down to my feet and slowly began to remove my pants. Secs later, she was through with that task and let out a suprise gasp as her sexy eyes settled on my now erect and rigid 8inches konji. "this is huge!..." She lamented and her hazel eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "please can I suck it?" She pleaded while fixing her gaze on mine. "sure..but on one condition..." "what condition...?" She queried agogly. "if you let me suck your pvssy too...." She didn't let me finish my statement before she quickly crawled to my head and hurriedly positioned her clean shaven pvssy above my face. She then lowered herself and I couldn't help but let out a groaning sound as my tongue made contact with her erect clit. "hmmmm....your pvssy tastes delicious...." I remarked. "not the first time am hearing that." She answered and I instantly felt her warm mouth engulfing my d!ck thereafter. I was still contemplating on the meaning of her ambiguous statement when a very desperate knock landed on my door. "who's there?" I questioned loudly but got no answer. I repeated the same statement over and over again, but got the same silence response. Pushing Nike who was still busy with my d!ck slightly aside, I wore my boxer and headed towards the door. I opened it and staring at me was one of my past encounters at my doorstep. Must karma always be a b!!tch? TBC

Did i hear past encounter?? Maybe its joke/chioma/bella na only u know who dey there

Does that mean Nike mission for today has been aborted?? Next episode alone can reveal that

Am so sorry for you boy.. I just pray make toto no kill you...

@fb-ayotundeayodabo me see Don embark on 41 days dry fasting make that tin wey dey between woman leg no kill me Gosh I'm so irresponsible

@henrymary try guessing again later

Is it Doris or Adedoyin abi na Bianca? Abeg tell us

That one slap is not okay self,just because of lust

What's with u and this ur shango

Oh boy

@starrytem welcome onboard glad to have you here

94.COUNTLESS Whoever says karma isn't a b!tch probably haven't seen one of its cunning ways of dictating our fate. Because after whom it just delievered to my doorsteps and what transpired thereafter between me and this karma's customer, I can authoritatively declare KARMA as the Botanical name for every B!tch(es) Staring at me in the most pitiful look of all time was Favour, the lady that stole my wallet whom I fathom must have some connections with Jide in regards to every unfortunate incident that happened to me during the past seven months of my life. "you!" I lamented with suprise the moment my eyes settled on her after I opened the door. "give me one good reason why I shouldn't ask thunder to be on its way right now!" "please...am deeply sorry...for..what..... I did to you....please....for...give me...." "what! After what you did to me? You think you can just get to my doorsteps and say a few words and all will be forgotten?....you really think am that pathetic?" I said all that forgetting for a moment that I have a complicated visitor in the room thats probably fingering herself away. "I know sorry wont take away the memory of what I did to you, but I realised you will listen to me if I started with it." Bringing my gaze down to hers I said. "the Darous standing before you is quite different from the Darous that use to care for b!tches like you...you made sure of that...." "yes you're right, but I believe this Darous is very curious to find out the root of whats been happening to him in the past...." She gave out a smirk as she saw the confused look on my face after she ended her speech. After some seconds of silence, I sighed "how did you find me? How did you know where I live? And more importantly, what do you want from me?" "too many questions but all of which am ready to give answers to when you take me away from here before your friend comes back." I was dethered for some seconds until she spoke again. "decide now..." "whats going on there Darous..?" Nike's voice interrupted her from the room. Quickly realising that if Nike should found out about any of my complicated affairs with other women, things might complicatedly blow out of proportion between us, so I quickly open the door and walked back inside. "whats the problem?" Nike queried after she watched me hurriedly putting on my track trousers and sleeveless top. "Nike, please stay here and don't go anywhere. Lock the door from behind, I'll be back in the next 30mins." I said holding her shoulders. She developed a confused and worried look after my statement. "where are you going? Whats with the hurry?" She asked confusedly as I was about to exit the room. "have you heard the name Pythoness before?" "no....why asking?" "its a very big and rare specie of snake with blue head and pink lips. Am nervous to tell you that one just crawled into our neighbours compound, and with my vast knowledge of that kind of snakes, I believe it will come here after its through dealing with them over there and unless you want to spend the rest of your life rotten away inside the belly of a snake, you have to let me go lend a helping hand in killing it." I stated all that very fast to her and I smiled inwardly as the look on her face confirmed that she had swallowed my flimsy statement. "won't you carry any weapon?" She asked as I was almost out of the door. I quickly turned back and headed into my kitchen with the aim of taking my knife. I searched for it but couldn't find it anywhere, so I grabbed a fork and headed back into the room. "thanks. This will do." I said waving the fork at her as I grabbed the door handle. "what? A f..ork?...." That was the last statement I heard her say before I slammed the door shut and grab hold of Favour who was still standing at the corridor and took her to the open beer palour at the other end of the street. *** "are you sure your friend will never find us here?" Favour asked after we'd settled down at the furthermost section of the beer palour. The Dj collection of all Small doctor's music that was blaring out of the micro speakers in the bar section helped a lot in masking our conversation's volume. The bar girl had initially requested for our order as we sat down and I have told her to give us two Hi-malts just to justify our reasons for staying inside the beer palour. "finding Jide in a Beer palour is the same thing as finding whatsapp on the screen of a land phone." I stated sarcastically in regards to her question." "ok. Which of your questions should I answer first?" She said adjusting in her seat after sipping her malt. "why don't you start by answering the first one?" I said resting my hands on the table. "which is?" "how you found my house?" "through your friend, Jide." "he told you? When?" "before we first met inside the car." "you mean you've known my house all this while?" "yes...and more importantly, many things about you are not hidden from me." She said after taking another sip. "then start talking to me....Whats all this about?" "all what about?" "you arriving at my doorsteps, seeking my forgiveness and all what you knew about my present and past ordeals." "alright. Am going to tell you all that which you want to know providing you willing to attend to the main reason that brought me to you." "ok. Lets hear it." I said with a shrug. She drew a long breath before she spoke. "I need your help." "My help?" "yes...please, thats the reason why am here." She said as she leaned on the table bringing her Shakiralistic face closer to mine. "oh! I see...wait let me guess, your 8years old Jenny is having Ebola right now, and the doctors said you have to buy an expensive coat to put on her body so that she doesn't transfer the disease to you and you want me to give you the money?" "no...no..." "or the brest cancer surgery was succesful and now her brest is growing rapidly bigger everyday to the extent that you needed money from me to buy an expensive bra to contain it?" I paused to study her facial expression which was an awful one before I proceeded. "or maybe your 8years old Jenny is writing her post-utme exams next week and you needed money from me to get her a special centre?" "no...thats not it..." "and maybe she's getting married next week and her in-laws to-be had requested to see her birth certificate before the wedding can hold and unfortunately which you don't have and you wanted me to give you money to acquire it from the ministry of women affairs?" "no...please let me talk." "well, if not all that, then am curious to know what problem our little fictional Jenny is encountering right now that might have spurred you to come running back to me, the man you devilishly swindled out of almost half a million naira." I said and leaned back on the chair maintaining a curious gaze on her face. "am pregnant." She said in what seems like a whisper. "wait..another Jennyful lie again? Drop it, am not buying that bullshit!" I stated skeptically. "its not a bullsh!t roberto Darous, its an awful truth which I came to realise just 3 weeks ago." The pure look and awful tone with which she stated that made me to drop the scepticism and embarked on a curiousity journey. "wait...you're pregnant?" "sadly yes..." She said while her head was bent downwards. She tucked her hand inside her pockets and brought out a paper. She dropped it on the table and I picked it and quickly read it. It was a pregnancy test result with her name written bodly on the top. Favour Oguama. 2months and 3weeks pregnant. After reading it, I lifted up her chin and focused my eyes on her teary eyes. Her tears got into me and I lost control of all the resentments and hatred I had towards her. "Favour, whats with the cry? You should be happy you're pregnant nao?" "why...why should I...?" She sniffed. "firstly, you're older than Jenny, and you're a B.B.G...A Beautiful Big Girl for that matter, and am also sure the lucky guy that impregnated you will be jumping over every available barb-wired fence with the joy of expecting a child from you." She sniffed harder and readjusted her gaze to mine. "thats my problem Darous. I don't know the bastard that impregnated me." "you don't know him? As in Literally or sarcastically?" "both...I don't know him...." "Are you telling me you were blindfolded while he was fvcking...you?" I glanced around to check maybe people were looking at us but it seems they were all busy with their respective drinks. "talk to me..." I said now feeling concerned about her. "I...was....räped...." She stammered that out and I was left feeling aghast at that claim. Her eyes was now a sorry sight to behold for any man which only helps to attest to the fact that she had been saying the truth all along. "ra.ped? Are you kidding me? How?" She was silently sobbing. "dear, if you truly want me to help you, then you have to open up to me. My doctor can't cure your patient if I don't have the slightest clue as to the cause of your sickness." I stated metaphorically. She sniffed. "ok. After I gave your friend the money I collected from you, I requested for my own share so that I can pay for my school fees which was the initial reason why I agreed to helped them dupe you, but instead of them to keep to their end of the bargain, they threatened to kill me if I continue to ask for it." She wiped her tears with the back of her hand before she continued. "thinking they were bluffing, I didn't stop and I continue to disturb them, Jendor in particular, cos he appears to be their leader. But after the fourth day, I was ambushed on my way back from school by 2guys and the last thing I remembered before I passed out was a white handkerchief on my...nose." She ended again with a sobbing sound. "hmmm...thats quite unfortunate. But how can I help you in this issue?" "I need your help cos I think its your friend that rap3d me." "what! JIDE?!" This life can't get any more complicated than this, can it? TBC

95. COUNTLESS. If there was really something they call a jungle of thought, I'm darn sure I was truly and totally lost in it. I just knew my friend to be a backbitter and a very stingy asshole, but I wouldn't have fathom it in a thousand years that he would also have the guts to stoop so low into rap!ng someone when all he needs to get any lady to open the gate of her pvssy for him is just a few sweet words. Only gawd can tell how deep Jide has gone in this wayward life thats painting his once-upon-a-time fine reputation now very bad. Favour noticed how deep in thought I was and she shifted her head closer to me and stated in a whisper. "Darous...look at me....I need your help to verify who really rap3d me. I can tolerate many things including having the baby but what I can't tolerate is not knowing the bastard that rap3d me...Please...." She said that fondl!ng my hand that was on the table. For five minutes, I silently studied her face trying to detect any traces of conspiracy in it but all I could see was pure look of hurt and contempt lurking inside her shakiralistic face. She was indeed hurting inside. "what will you do to Jide if you eventually found out it was him that rap3d you?" I asked out of curiousity after the prolong silence. "I haven't thought of that yet...but I think we can both devise a plan to deal with him since we've both suffered in his devious hand....Darous don't you see it? This is our chance...its our revenge!" She said with a determined tone. "hmmm..." I hummed. "thats intimidating....but now tell me Favour, what makes you think it was Jide that rap3d you? Cos as far as complicated situations go, this might be the height of misunderstanding for all I can think of....what makes you so sure it was him?" "I've know your friend for more than...lets say 3months now, and have known him with only one type of perfume....which is FiveEleven. Am I right?" She asked. "yea..yea...you're right, he's fond of that cologne." "fine..." She chuckled. "When I woke up the following day on my bed, its was that perfume that penetrated my nostrils...and with that proof alone, it has to be your friend. I don't have any deal with anybody except your friend." "so your hunch is based solely on the smell of his perfume?" "yes...am sure it has to be him." "if you're so sure, then whats stopping you from going to the police?" She made a low muffled sound."with what evidence? A perfume? Why are you even acting as if you don't want him to be punished? Darous, don't forget everything he did to you....I would have loved to tell you what other plans he has in stock for you, but I don't want to make it seem as if am trying to add more black color to his already tainted white..." She paused again. "com'on Darous, we've both suffered at his devious hands. Isn't it time for him to start paying the wages of his sins?....." "and who appointed you as the minister for Payment of Sin Wages Affairs? Favour don't you dare bring me into this" I cut in furiously banging my fist against the plastic table. "this...is your problem not mine! And don't forget how you collaborated with him to make me suffer. His striker wouldn't have had the chance to score any goal at my goal post if he hadn't been receiving passes from your midfielder and mind you, if you're looking for a partner in crime, please count me out!" I thundered. "pleaaaaase! am sorry...I didn't mean to get you angry..Its just that am not ok with how you're reacting to this issue.." "then leave me out of this....why should I even care if you got rap3d by a ghost or a demon? Don't you know this is karma paying you back for everything you made me go through...." I said and made to walk out on her but she held my hands firmly on the table and began a quiet sobbing sound. "please...am...so...sorry for everything I did to you....please Darous...forgive me....kindly find it in your heart to forgive me.... Please...am...am...so sorry...." She sobbed for more than six mins. After glancing around and seeing the awkward look on the faces of the people inside the beer palour that was now forming an assembly on us, I returned my gaze at Favour and all my angry and furious feelings towards her flew away the moment I saw her watery eyes. She was indeed crying uncontrollably. I quickly asked Shango to verify the authenticity of her tears maybe its fake or genuine and he replied with the latter. 'who am I not to forgive a begging beautiful lady? Shakira look alike for that matter. I'd be the latest fool in town to still be mad at her.' I thought as I used my right palm to wipe away her tears and began to pacify her. "so what do you want me to do for you now?" I asked her after I had succesfully made her to make a U-turn on her trip of cry. "its simple, just help me get a sample of his blood and give me some money to carry out a D.N.A test on it. If his blood matches my baby's blood, then I will be able to send him to prison....." She stated with a wringering look. After thinking thoroughly on her proposal, I cleared my dry throat and gulped down the remaining malt on the table. "hmmm...okay....lets do it this way, I will find a way to collect a sample of his hair, and you will follow me to where you want to have the D.N.A test. I pay for the service and we wait for the result....what about that?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. "you still don't trust me? Can't blame you though....After everything I'd done to you, I should even be happy you gave me an attention..." She ended with a wryry smile. "its not like that my dear....I believe your story but you can't blame me if I decide to thread cautiously once in a while. And like you've rightly said, this is our revenge! And this is me taking part in it." She smiled and walked to my table after which she gave me a friendly hug. We engaged in a lenghty discussion of knowing more about eachother whence she told me a lot of things about herself and how Beauty and Pretty whom she claimed were renowned cultist in their school cajoled her into agreeing to help Jide treat my fvck up in the past. Although she said she only agreed to do it because money was involved. After almost 4hrs spent inside the Beer palour without buying another drink except the 300naira Hi-malt we bought earlier, the bar girl grew tired of our presence and asked us to leave in order to make space available for their new and incoming guests. Favour and I exchanged contacts and we slated another meeting for the following wednessday when we would both meet at the Sacred Heart Hospital at Lantoro for the D.N.A test. *** Getting back home, my Gen was still on, Jide was not around likewise Bella. I decided to call Jide to know where he is. He didn't pick the call at first, but after the third attempt, he eventually did. "hello guy, where you dey?" I asked "ah dey....erm....erm....bank....wetin happen?" He asked and I was about to reply when I started hearing some scuffle sound coming from his end of the conversation. "you dey bank? By this time?" "yes na...wetin be time?" "its past 4 already na? Bank never close?...abi you go rob them ni?" "you be mumu...na your papa go rob bank....call me back jor...ah dey busy..." "idiot...when are you coming home?" I quickly squeezed that in before he could end the call. "I don't....." He was interrupted by some underground voice. "bye" He ended the call. "when did a bank became a super market?" I asked myself just before I entered my room. Entering my room with a spare key, I found Nike sleeping nak3dly on the bed. Her face flat on the bed meaning her ass was facing the ceiling. She appears to be so far into the dreamland or she's just a first class pretender. Seeing her nak3d and plump ass gave my konji an instant erection without it waiting for any approval from me. I locked the door and walked to the bed where I found the 3 condoms I have left, but now scissorsly torn on the floor. Without needing a soothesayer, I knew it was Nike's doing. I glanced at her nak3d ass again and the sudden urge to have an anal sex with her began to escalate within me. I quickly approached the kitchen to get vegetable oil which I rubbed on my now erect konji. Enthusiastically and Erotically simultaneously, I walked back to the room and gently got to her ass region and after kneeling down in-between the space between her spread legs, I began to rub the remnant of the oil gently on her puckered asshole. Still she didn't show any sign of waking up. I first thrust my middle finger inside, followed by the index and later by the thumb inside her asshole. It was tight at first but after relentless effort from my end and a big thanks to the lubrication, her virgin ass eventually loosened and I could easily work four fingers in and out of her ass. Eagerly satisfied, I positioned my d!ck at the entrance of her asshole and slowly began to thrust into her. The mushroom head went in easily but the rest of my konji's passenger was finding it difficult to enter her private Jet. All this while, She hasn't made any sound or actions to make me think she's aware of my presence. Maybe she's an heavy sleeper after all. Trying not to hurt her, I thrusted again and again all to no avail and I was about giving up before I began to feel her ass swaying and bucking backwards slowly against me till the whole lenght and girth of my d!ck eventually sunk into the sh!t storage of her beautiful body. "wow!" I screamed subconsciously at the amazing feeling and treatment my d!ck was getting from resting idly inside her asshole. "what are you waiting for? Fvck me now!" Nike spoke out probably eager to feel the lenght of my d!ck raming in and out of her asshole. I wasn't going to let her repeat the order. So I used all my energy to send my missille into the sambisa of her pleasurable forest. "yes! Like that...fvck me hard! Hard!..." She screamed and simultaneously bucking her ass backwards to meet my thrust. 'oh gawd of Pvssy! This is awesome.' That was the voice of my konji telling me how hote-lic the asshole of Nike, my girlfriend's sister feels. "yes...harder!....." She continued to moan and thanks to the sound coming from the radio of the home theatre, the risk of the neighbours hearing our moans and cries is equal to zero. "am cuumming!" She screamed again in low muffled tone after almost 20mins of our sodomnization. She wriggled her ass ferociously at my crotch region thereby making my balls to make a tingling contact with her pvssy opening in the process. "ah gawd!....am gonna die!..." Those were her words as the final surge of waves from ectasy ran through her beautiful body. She went limp and dropped her head to the bed after which she raised up her ass and beckoned me to continue fvcking her. Am not the type that waits for second order, so I ferociously and with the intent of spraying my upcoming sperm inside the bowels of her asshole, and still on my knees, held her ass cheeks on both sides and sent my konji down deeper into the very depth of her anal cavity. 'Beautiful things that happeninining, as time goes on....' the music of MTN's popular caller tune titled Together in Love boomed out of my phone as I sent the last drop of my sperm deep down inside Nike's spent and hammered asshole. I withdraw my limp d!ck from her and collapsed on the bed beside her and grabbing my phone from the floor in the process. I checked the caller I.d and saw Jide's name displayed on it. "who's that?" Nike asked while playing with my hairy chest. "erm...my friend...Jide...you don't know him...do you..?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. "no...not atall...its not as if you ever introduce any of your friends to my sister and I before." She said with a squeeze of her mouth. "its not necessary you know my friends....abeg make I pick the call." Thinking Jide's probably calling to tell me he's around, I swiped the call icon to the receive icon with my oily and wettery hands and placed the phone on my ear. "hello guy...." I said and waited for a response but got nothing. I repeated again and it was the same thing. I brought the phone to my face and saw the call duration timer still reading. "hello....Jide?" I said again. "is that his name?" Came the reply from an ultra sonic voice which is contrary to Jide's tenor voice. "who is this?" I asked slightly anxious. "erm sorry..mister, this is Dr John of the Federal Medical Centre in Abeokuta. Are you a friend to the owner of this phone?" Now very alert, I disengaged from Nike's touch and sat upright on the bed. "yes! I am...hope no problem sir...?" "not yet Mister, but to avoid one, you have to sign some documents before we commence treatment on your friend who was rushed here covered in blood some minutes ago." "what!..." I screamed as I rose up from the bed. "please get here as soon as possible with your credit card...we need to see you five minutes ago...your friends life depends on......" "what is it? Another snake?" The call was interrupted by Nike's voice. "alright sir...am on my way" I replied the Doctor nervously while ignoring Nike's question, I quickly ended the call and got dressed. 2minutes later, I exited the room leaving Nike there to sort herself out. *** "oh gawd! Not again!" That was the statement that escaped my mouth the moment I set my eyes on the unconscious body of Jide lying breathlessly inside the same emergency ward of the FMC in Abeokuta and ironically on the same Bed, tagged 18, where my Dad also took his last breath some 5years ago. "to begin any treatment, we need to see this money paid into this account immediately or else your friend might lose his life." Doctor John stated tapping me from the back after handing me a small paper with the sum of seventy thousand naira to be paid into a certain FirstBANK account written bodly on it. "ah gawd!....how can fate do this to me?...." I sobbed silently as I could no longer bare the sight of my blood covered friend. "please hurry....the longer you delay the nearer your friend gets closer to death...." "ok sir.....I'll do it...right away." "ok. see me in my office once the money is paid." Doctor John said and exited the ward. I brought out my phone to began the transaction and just when I was about to confirm it, my naughty consciences took over. "Darous, you have been winning the most foolish person of the month award for the past 7 months. Just know you will be retaining that award if you decide to help him again after everything he's done to you.' Thats my Barca conscience voice. 'when will you stop listening to that fool... Don't be a prisoner of your past Darous, cos those things he did to you were just lessons to learn and not a life sentence.' words of my Madrid conscience. "Hmmm..thats right...am more matured than him..." 'I can see the fool wants to retain his monthly award.' Barca countered back. 'A friend in need is a Friend indeed.' Madrid replied. 'CHOICE is YOURS' thats the Voice of my Heart TBC

Follow your mind...

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@Fb-ayotundeayodabo which of his mind?? Barca or Madrid

Darous i dnt trust any of them., Both Favor and Jide Everything looks suspicious

You have the opportunity to save his life and also to get the samples for DNA

But Darious you need to be careful of the Delilahs coming your waý

96. COUNTLESS. 'Do good to all people, don't lose your good attitude son, it pays heavily- It's between you and your God'. 'Your kindness may be treated as your weakness, still be kind, afterall- its between you and your God'. 'Your Help to others may go unnoticed, and they may even pay you back with evil but my son, still be helpful- its still between you and your God'. 'People may even cheat you if you are being honest with them, but still be honest cos- its still an issue between you and your God.' 'lastly my son, people may often forget your good deeds when paying you back with bad deeds, but don't ever let that stop you from doing good cos as usual- It is never between you and them, it's between You and GOD.' Those were the usual words of my late father whenever he's having a xtra-cool of wisdomatic conversation with me at any given midnight. Those words came to me at what seems like one of the champions league moment of my life and also apparently when my refree was finding it difficult to differentiate between a dive and a real foul but thanks to those words, I was able to arrive at a reasonable decision thereafter. Within 2mins, I'd sucessfully done the transaction and Doctor John and his life saving crews had instantly commence treatment on Jide. The good Doctor had earlier filled me in on what brought about Jide's current state. He said Jide was involved in a ghastly bus vs bike accident that occurred along Ibara housing estate of Abeokuta few minutes ago. I anxiously stayed outside the premises of the emergency ward in anticipation of what the outcome of the operation would be. The doctor had given me Jide's phone earlier and I'd already placed a call to his Mum. I told her the condition of her son and she nearly screamed her lungs out, but she calmed down thereafter after I'd assured her that he's now getting better. I ended the call 5mins later but not after she made me promise her that I'll always update her in regards to her son's condition. Over an hour later, the Doctor came out and gave me a more soothing update on Jide's health. "all thanks to you, your friend is out of the danger zone." The doctor remarked with a sullen smile. I placed my two hands on my chest and let out a long sigh of relief. "anyway, take this to the hospital pharmacy at that end." Doctor John said after giving me a sheet of paper. "those are the drugs he's going to need from tonight henceforth until he fully recuperates. Meanwhile we still going to carry out some tests on him." "alright doc...thanks alot for everything...." "oh...don't be too dramatic Mr......" He paused with a questioning look. "Darous....Darous...." I replied. "you don't have to thank me for anything Mr Darous....am just doing my job...." "hmmm....thanks anyway...can I see him now?" I quickly added that seeing as the doctor was about taking his leave. "no...no....you can't.... I gave him a sedative injection and he's gonna be out for some hours...." "so I can't see him now?" "thats right...he's sleeping right now....its past 6 already....another Doctor will take over from me in the next 1hr...buy the drugs now so I can give out the prescription to the nurses before I take my leave.....excuse me." He said with a slight bow and turned around. "ok....sir...." I replied slowly as the doctor took his cue. A quick calculation of all the drugs listed in the book produced a sum total of seventeen thousand naira. I shrugged happily and asked a passing nurse the directions to the pharmacy and she obliged in what seems like a hurry. *** "what? Who am I seeing...?" That was the statement that escaped my mouth on my way back to the emergency unit of the hospital but unfortunately to see someone that looks like Adedoyin walking into the same emergency unit. After watching her discreetly from my vantage point as she vanished into the building and to confirm my suspicion, I quickly retraced my steps and took a glance around to search for her car. Secs later, I saw it parked behind an apple tree adjacent the tall fence of the hospital some metres away from where I stood. I quickly approached the car and found a small boy of maybe age 15, claded in a pink Anorak top and blue jean sitting at the back of the car. Going by the look on his face and the striking resemblance he shared with Doyin, I was able to confirm that he must be Doyin's child. I tapped on the window of the blue benz and the boy rolled down the glass. "whats up nigger?" The boy said in plain american accent. "is brain paining your ancesstors? abi thunder wan fire your class captain and monitress? Na me be nigger? Chai! Gawd save you say thunder no dey fire teenagers or else...." I wanted to say that to him immediately he ended his thunder provoking greeting but I subdued the urge based on what I was so eager to find out from him, so I conceived my anger under a mischievious smile and with the drugs still in my hands, I leaned on the window and began a chit-chat with the spoilt brat. "yoh.......nigger it is........how's ya doing?" I replied him with a copy and paste american accent and a smile escorting every word. "am ah fine dude...whats up with yah nigger?" Again? This boy seriously needs a spanking from the gawd of thunder himself. "where's your mum?" I asked going straight to the main reason I was having the conversation with him. "my ma? she checking up on her friend...wanna see her?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "no...not really...just..." "chill dude....lemme call her for ya" He said and made to call her mum on his phone but I quickly turned around and began to walk away not minding his effort to arrange an unwanted meeting with her mum for me. 'Call wetin? Abeg wey my leg? Make ah quick comot before the devil herself comes back to its hell.' I thought while approaching Dr John's office where I delievered the drugs I bought earlier. After coming back from Doctor John's office, I hide beside the wall of the pyschriatic building where I could have a clearer view at the entrance of the emergency unit and the apple tree where Doyin's car was parked at the same time without the fear of being seen by Doyin or her spoilt brat. "take my heart take my hand, take my body come build my home....stay with me di iyawo mi, Cos you love me, I'll be your scapegoat honey...." the music of Dbanj's Scapegoat boomed out of Jide's Infinix hot4. I checked the caller and heaved a sigh of happiness when I saw the I.d to be Blessing. Jide's girlfriend. "just the person I needed right now..." I soliloquized quickly before I picked the call. "hello dearing, am home and I wouldn't find the key o...where you...." "Blessing stop this vanacular english will you?......by the way, this is Darous and am presently in FMC with your boyfriend and I've the key with me here...." "wetin happening? Who's dead?" She cuts in with a curious tone. "Blessing, did I mentioned it in my statement that anyone is dead or dying?" "then wetin you're doing for FMC?" "to buy english textbooks for you na...abeg carry your lazy body come here right now, your boyfriend is hospitalized and he's......" "what?" She cuts in again. "Ah Gawd! Wetin do am?" "come here and find out yourself... But he's getting better." I quickly said that after hearing some attempts to cry from her. "ok...ok...am coming o. F.M.C....." She said and I ended the call. The call ended just when Adedoyin zoomed out of the hospital premises in her car. Effective from that moment, I knew I wouldn't be able to continue visiting the hospital to check on Jide cos I can't keep on running the risk of getting seen by Doyin. Moments later, Blessing arrived at the hospital and I huriedly introduced her as Jide's fiancee to the two female nurses on night duty before taking my leave after I've given her some cash just incase she needs to buy any emergency drugs for him. "I can't thank you enough....Darous...." Blessing stated as she escorted me out of the new ward where Jide was moved minutes ago. "thank Gawd you realise that thanking me is a waste of time...see yah later." I stated before exiting the premises. *** I got home at exactly 8.40pm of that day. Had a nice shower, a nice snacks and drinks before going to Bella's room to check on her. I'd already landed two rapid knocks on the wooden door before my eyes caught the sight of a stiletto pair and flip-flops that were on the footmat. I recognised the flip-flops to be Bella's property but the stiletto's owner was annonymous to me. "who's there?" Came Bella's voice. "Its me Bella open the...." "is that the Darous you talking about?" A very familiar voice questioned Bella from the room. I recognised the voice instantly. "Bianca!...." I lamented in an abstrused state of mind. 'I would be totally bleeped if Bianca and Bella eventually founds out that my konji have tasted their two kindred pvssies.' I didn't wait for any of them to finish the task of opening the door before I succumbed to the game of Hide and Seek except this time, there isn't any form of agreement between both parties as to who's hiding or who's seeking Now hiding behind the wall covered in total darkness at the far corner of the wall adjoining our building to Usman and Jide's building, I saw Bella stepped out first, followed closely by Bianca into the bim light of the compound as they both stood in total awe and obviously searching for me. 'from having to hide from Adedoyin at the hospital to hiding from Bianca and Bella just minutes later, please tell me frankly, isn't this one of the subtle signs that the devil have turn the act of tormenting me into a fulltime job?' "where's he? Are you sure he's the one that knocked the door?" Bianca's voice interrupted my thoughts. "1000percent sure sis...lets check him in his room." Bella replied and they both speed up their steps as they marched towards my room. My door was still open and that further confirmed it to them that I was truly around the house. After some minutes, they both walked back to their door steps but not after taking another glance around. "beautiful things that happening......" The ringing of my phone interrepted the awkward and the moment of suspence that was going on in the compound which unfortunately aided Bianca and Bella to direct their attention towards where the sound was coming from. 'oh sh!t....just kill me already....' I lamented mentally as I hurriedly took out the phone and quickly switch it off before I hastily decamped to another dark area behind the big suckaway at the back of Jide's window. I listened attentively to hear their footsteps but thank goodness, the ladies were too scared to follow the devil to hell. *** "why is Chioma calling me at that moment?" I questioned myself after I'd gotten myself discreetly inside Jide's room. I sat on his bed and checked the time. It was 10:27pm. "Why is Chioma calling me at that very moment?...what could be so important that she wants to tell me that couldn't wait till tomorrow?.....well she just further proves it that the Devil is really at work." I soliloquized further and decided to call her back. "hi...Darous...." Came her gentle and bedlic voice. "hi you too....whats up? I saw your call and was busy then" "hmmm...and I called back but your line was switched off...." "yeah....I had to.....am sor..." "another side chick in bed with you?....." She said with a teasing voice. "you not serious....what makes you say that?" "are you not still the handsome Darous?" "funny" "every woman's wishes?" "oh...crap...many woman will not concur with you on that..." "thats their loss..... If I can fall for you, then I bet no sane woman can resist your charming looks...." "hmmm....but on a serious note, am done with all those kind of stuffs....am now a changed man." "wait...hold it right there!....whats that? You telling me you've ending your chance at getting rich? Including Adedoyin? You ditching her too?" "yes Chy....my Body is no longer for sale.... Adedoyin can kiss my ass for all I care." I completed with emphasis on the last word. "hmmm..." She hummed after a deep sigh "this new you is really appalling to say the least....well its your life..." "thank goodness you understand...." I was interrupted by an incoming call from Bella. I ignored it and return the phone to my ear. "yes I understand...." Came the voice of Chioma. "but that doesn't mean am mot still looking forward to seeing this new version of you tomorrow...." She said with a strong tone. "ah....Chy...please tomorrow is not a perfect time...please...." "only a fool will argue with you. Goodnight." She said and ended the call. I heaved a deep sigh and quickly returned a call to Bella. She picked after the first ring. "where are you?" "me?" I asked. "yes you....answer me" She said with a furious tone. "chill...whats wrong with you? Why the sudden burst up?" "you were at my door this night?" She queried and I could hear Bianca's muffled tone from beneath her voice. "me? Nope...thats not me....some one playing pranks on you? Or....." "one minute remaining." I was interrupted by the stupid MTN computerised female voice. "I think its high time we arrange some guys to treat the fvck up of that stupid mtn agent wey no dey mind her own business but to interrupt on every conversation. "bye Bella...see yah tomao." I ended the call and dropped the phone beside me on the bed. Two hours later, I was still unable to sleep. 'Seems like am not on sleeps list this night.' My Biology teacher once said, 'The best way to sleep is by trying not to sleep.' With those words in my mind, I rose up and began searching for a novel to keep me busy on the plastic table beside the bed. Still searching for a good book, my eyes caught the sight of a red book that looks like a diary that was placed on the hanging furniture beneath the ceiling just some feets above the ground I picked it and it was what was written in a red ink on its first page that triggered my memory back to memory lane. 15-5-2002 and 22-10-2002. 'THE DAY(s) DAROUS BECAME MY SWORN ENEMY.' Reasons why Jide has been tormenting my life all began 15years ago. >>>FLASHBACK<<< 15/05/2002. 16years old Darous and Jide were returning from the football field where they had spent the last two hours of the cool evening kicking and running after the round leather object call ball. Few miles away from the field, Jide whispered some words into Darous ears. "what! Wait...you want me to help you toast Lola?" Darous asked in what seems like a shocked look. "yes na....you know say I like that girl very much..and I never get liver like you to rap with girls. You be boss man in that aspect." "hmmm...ok. I'll try my best. " Darous finally said after too much pressure from Jide. *** "Lola hi...how you doing..." "fine. Whats up?" "cool. Wanna talk to you about something important. Its about my friend Jide." "ok. Am listening." Lola replied with a smile. T.B.C.

So Jide have been harbouring this hatred tay tay

And i guess lola told jide she likes darous and not him

So that's how it started

97. COUNTLESS >>>FLASHBACK contd..<<< "urm.....Lola..." Darous cleared his throat as they both stopped beside the road linking to the school gate. This new task from Jide is gradually becoming a more daunting task for him. Although he had been able to find a cunning way in the past to toast Bukky and Hajarat, two of the most beautiful girls in school and had been dating and dated both respectively since he was 15years old and apparently in SS1, but what he's never really done is to toast on someone else's behalf. He only agreed to do this because he saw how desperate Jide, his friend appeared while asking him to help him out. He couldn't turn him down also knowing how embarrassed Jide always feels whenever the rest of their crews were discussing any girlfriend related issue. "you shouldn't have treated her that way na...." Said Jide. "who ask you to put mouth inside this matter?...eh?" Abdullahi retaliated angrily. "look here, always stay on your own Girl-less path and never ever cross to any girl-ful issues like this....you hear?". Abdullahi retorted further at Jide at the end of the drama reheasal that always held at the end of every thursday schooling activities when the latter had bumped into an un-invited conversation going on between Darous and Abdullahi, and had been unable to restrict himself from spitting his own opinion which unfortunately resulted in total embarassment for him. "and if you ever and ever again, put your mouth in my matter again, I swear, I will use this biro..." Abdullahi warned further waving an Eleganza pen at Jide's face. "I will use this biro to shook your face a thousand times that satan will have a hard time recognising you in hell. Idiot." He hissed and rejoined the others while the embarrassed Jide was left standing like someone that thieves had just robbed off his last penny. Remembering fully well of that incident which happened in his immediate presence was what prompted Darous to subconsciously acceeded to his request in the first place cos turning him down at that moment would have hurt the dude badly. Moreover, this is his friend and yes he has to do this for him. A FRIEND IN 'need' they reshuffled and added just letters 'i' and 'd' to make IS A FRIEND 'indeed'. So friendlically and no matter what it takes, even if it means sacrificing his own feelings on the way, Darous feels he has a sense of obligation to do this for the sake of friendship. Wait! did I just said his own feelings? Oh! My bad. I didn't mean to tell you that fact, atleast not yet. I wouldn't want you to found out just yet that Darous has also been a secret admirer of the elegant beauty standing presently before him. Yes he has feelings for her, the same girl his friend had ask him to help ask out. Complicated isn't it? Yes thats just one of the ironical scenes from the theater book of life. It all started when providence brought the two of them together when, Darous and Lola were both sitting for the Junior Waec Exams two years earlier and Lola's seat happens to be beside his own based on the alphabetical order the seats were arranged. Barely minutes after the commencement of the exam had Lola started whispering Darous name. It seems as if Lola had not prepared atall for the exams as she was always calling on the not too brilliant Darous to give her most of the answers to the questions asked. Even asking him for the plural form of 'FART'. Truth be told, it was the way her pre-breasts always engrossed his vision whenever she calls on him for an answer that initially connected his xender application of reasonings and generousity to her before the exchange of answers began and thanks to the invigilators negligence of duty, the teenage examination malpractice went unnoticed. Like I said earlier, I didn't mean to tell you that just yet, but I guess thats what happens when you're the one God created just after Basket mouth. "Lola, you know my friend nao..." "which one? Abdullahi Olowopere or the tall Uwala Michael?" Lola who was obviously basking in the euphoria of getting the chance to talk with one of the most sort after boys in school asked with a smile just before they stepped outside the school gate. "no....no...." Darous replied as calmly as he could. "or Seun, baby onifun(doll with no intestine)?." She asked with another smile trying to prolong the conversation. "none of the above Lola...its Jide...." "oh....that idiot...?" "cut it Lola...thats my best friend you're calling idiot....." "Sorry....sorry." Lola said with an apologetic look. "its alright...its ok... Lets just get to the main reason why I wanted to see you...." "which is..?" "my friend likes you. He wants you to be his babe and I swear to you on the life of our Maths teacher Lola, you won't regret it...I promise you." Darous stated with a serious look. "ahahahahah...Gawd...." Lola suprisingly bursted into an uncontrollable laughter to the shock of Darous. "whats funny?...." Darous asked slightly confusedly. "is that the only way your friend can think of apologising for what he did to me?....telling you to toast me for him?" "what apology? What did he do to you Lola?" Darous queried agogly now fully confused about the path the discussion just swayed. "don't tell me he didn't tell you how he's been telling everybody in class that am his girlfriend?...." "what?" Darous lamented eagerly. "Wait...Jide really said that? are you sure about this Lola?" "ofcos am 100percent sure. Or why do you think I hated him in the first place?" Lola stated while readjusting the straps of her school bag. "hmm. So whats going to happen now? You can't forgive him and forget?" "forgive him? Even if I do, I can't date him. He's such a looser and we are not in the same class." "ahah...how can you say that when you're both in the same SS2A.?" "am not saying technically but figuratively am way above his level." Lola said as they both rounded a corner not too far from her residence. A moment of silence escorted Lola's last statement before Darous could find his voice again. "erm....Lola, why can't you just forget...." "forget what? No no no....I can't...." "why can't you?" "nothing. Please can we just not talk about any Jide-like related issue again?" "hmmm....then what do we discuss? I can't go back to him without any good news." Darous asked after pondering on her statement for sometime. "then find a good news to tell him." "like what?" "well," Lola shrugged. "you can tell him Jesus loves him. Thats goodnews." "funny you...." "tell me something Darous, do you like me?" Lola asked in her attempt to change the topic. "sure...everybody likes you...." He replied shyly. "I know, agapely. But do you like me? I mean you." "what would you do if I tell you I don't?" "nothing." "are you sure?" "yes..." "you sure you won't wake up nakèd at midnight and start cursing my creator?" Darous said sarcastically. "com'on....I won't...and I can't. Its a free world. You can like and hate whoever you want." "ok....I....." he paused when he saw how eagerly and anxious she was staring at him as they've both stopped behind the uncompleted building at the back of her house. "I...I...." "Please say it nao." "well, I like you." He declared finally. "yes! I knew it...thats why you helped me out during the exams right? Cos you like me?" "well, actually, I can't say. Lets just say, my brain always malfunctions at the sight of beauty..." Lola was totally elated the moment those words started flooding out of Darous's mouth. To her, getting the attention of one of the most handsome boys in school is one thing, but getting complimentary words from him is another great feeling entirely. "then, whats stopping you from asking me out for yourself? Instead of hiding under the umbrella of your friend." Lola asked taking a quick glance at the back entrance of her house probably checking if there's anyone watching them. "I....I don't know...know....maybe...cos my friend already likes you...." "I will rather date the first born of lucifer himself before I agree to date a miser like your friend. Please can we not bring him to this topic again?" "ok. So...." he was still talking when Lola quickly wrapped her arms around his neck and drew him towards her face before she placed a kiss on his lips. The kissing moment lasted longer than the excitements of Nigerians when APC won the presidential elections and dollar started forming boss to naira few weeks after. "now tell me, do you like that?" Lola asked after they had disengaged after the kiss. "like what?" "the kiss!" "hmmm....yeap...I do..." "fine, if you want more of that, then get your friend off my back." She said and started walking away towards her house. *** "how far...? Have she accepted me?" Jide queried Darous the moment they saw eachother on the evening of that day. "ah...erm...Jide....hmmm..." Darous stuttered "wetin happen na? Talk...did she accept?" "nope...nope...she said..." He stopped scratching his head to come up with a good lie as Jide starred anxiously and eagerly at his face. "she said you've offended him and will never forgive you talkless of dating you." "oh! I know." Jide lamented dejectedly and Darous was very happy to see that reaction. "and unless you are ready to spend more than five hundred naira to buy gifts for her, I don't think she can ever date you." he said all that, knowing how stingy Jide is whenever money is concerned to further spice up his claim thinking he will back down. But just when he thought he'd ended Jide's chances of threading further on wanting to date Lola, Jide gave him the greatest shock of his teenage existence when Jide shook his head briefly and came up with a least expected reply. "guy about that one, my Pman just give me 600naira, my exam fees, if I give it to you, you fit help me buy something nice with it na....." "what!" Darous declared in shock. "your exam fees?" "yes Darous. I love that girl more than my life." TBC

98.COUNTLESS. >F.B< "easy Jide, even if you use all your father's salary to buy gift for her, am not sure she's going to date you." Darous said, as they both settled on the bench at the front of Jide's father's house after they had both returned from the football pitch on the evening of that day. "What makes you say that? Did she tell you anything more as to why she can't date me?" Jide said with a look of total gripe and eagerness. The young lad has obviously been blinded with a very rare insurmountable toxins of love and its on that ungrammatical reason that makes him very desperate to be willing to sacrifice his own future at the expense of teenage love. Eager and ready to make use of his own exam fees to buy gift for a girl who might never succumb to his call of love. But albeit his reason for embarking on this errant journey was because he's got an alternative way to get another money to pay for his exam fees. Should I tell you how he planned to do that? Well yes...I will tell you exactly his alternative way of getting money for his exam fees. Jide had devise a plan to steal the same amount he's ready to part with from his fathers purse when the latter will be busy watching the Nigeria versus Sweden 2002 Korea-Japan world cup match inside their sitting room at 2pm on the following day. But what remains obviously oblivious to the soon-to-be culprit is the fact that, his father had made up his mind without informing him or his second wife who happens to be Jide's mother that, if Jide his first son, ever steals from him again, that instantly signals the final whistle of his education. "talk now, wetin she tell you?" Jide asked again, now with more eagerness and tension in his tone when it appears to him that Darous isn't willing to shed more light on the issue. "it doesn't matter Jide, but please, am telling you as a friend, to stop bothering your....." "are you ready to talk or not?..." Jide curts in. "listen....." "to what?" Thundered Jide. "are you stupid or what exactly is wrong with you? How can you say you want to use your own examination fee to buy gift for a girl who obviously doesn't like you one bit? What will happen if you drop out of school? Do you think Lola will want to spend the rest of her life with someone that has no future?...." He paused to study the reaction of Jide who appeared expressionless at the moment. He heaved a short sigh and continued. "let me tell you the fact Jide, whether you use yourself to do ritual just to buy something good for her or you do it by robbing the central bank, I can tell you factly that Lola can not agree to date you. Either for money or free." He ended conclusively, hoping that will will sway his friend's mind away from wanting to date Lola but the other boy wasn't ready to budge, not even if his life depended on it. "thats where you are wrong Darous..." Jide replied rather calmly than furious. "am wrong?" "yes you are. Wait....shey you still remember my uncle that was living with us before we enter ss1?" "hmmm...uncle Bolu right?" "yes...." "ok. What about him?" "do you know he eventually got married to Alhaji Adaena's beautiful daughter living beside our house after all the problems and troubles she made him went through?" He ended with a questioning eyebrow. "what!....really?" Darous asked suprised. "yes na?" Jide replied. "Ahah, thats awesome..when did that happened that I didn't know of it?" "it happened the following week your father told you not to come to our house again because of what...I did to your neighbour." "you mean when you stole Mr Chinedu's Sagem My-X5 phone and said it was me before your father eventually found it with you and you still went on to claim I gave it to you to keep for me?" "ehn...see it as a payback for telling my father that I usually run out of class during school hours to go home and watch film." Jide stated un-remorsefully and all Darous could do was shake his head pitifully. His friend has always been fond of paying a one naira evil back with a millionaira worth of vengeance. He could go to the extreme of sponsoring a deadly terrorist group to distablilize the peace and unity of a great country just to get even with the ruling president because the latter had asked him to pick litters around the school compound for coming late when they were both in secondary school and the president had been the labour prefect at the said time. "do you really have to do all that because I snitched on you? Don't you know I was only protecting your future?" "I don't need your protection Mr Protecter. That duty is meant for my parents alone. All I need from you is to just be a friend to me and as far as am concerned, friends don't snitch on eachother." He paused before he continued after a brief silence. "will you tell me what she told you as to the reason why she can't date me or not?" He asked, eventually bringing the Arsenal of the discussion back to its original fourth position where they'd started. "well, Lola actually told me the only thing she'd be accepting into her life is Jesus Christ...so I advice you to get that into your thick canine skull." "thats bullshit. How does her church life gets involved with her dating life.?" "I don't know, but judging by the way she reacted after I told her you love her, am sure she's damn serious." He stopped and noticed the change in his friends countenance so he quickly added. "am sure she's really a religious addict if not yet a religious trafficker already gan self." "hmmm," Hmmmed Jide after a brief moment as he shifted in his sitting position. "wetin go happen be say, na the gift go fit do am. Help me buy better gift dash her, she no fit say no to that na? Or what do you think?" "What I think?" Darous asked, holding his right palm on his chest. "yes na?" "well apart from the fact that you're willing to spend your exam fees on a lady, I think you are a talented idiot. How can you place your own future lower than the pleasure of having a girlfriend?" "Darous, no go there again o...no go there...ahaha, shey you no dey there when Abdullahi and Michael dey abuse me since Ss1 say ah no fit get a simple girlfriend till ah die?" "so all this suicide huzzling to toast Lola na simply because you want to prove them wrong?" Darous asked rubbing his palms together in a 'I can't believe this' manner. "ehn nao" "at the expense of your own future?" "Darous...." "my friend, na devil's first eleven dey pursue you...." "wait... Ah dey come." Jide interrupted as he rose up and entered the house while Darous was left sitting down on the bench thinking of what just transpired between them. His friend just subconsciously gave him a tangible reason to take Lola for himself. "how can he deliberately steal a phone from my neighbour and be saying it was I that stole it just because he wants to revenge?" Darous stated in a soliloquizing manner. "well, I think this is my chance to pay the idiot back for the humiliation and severe beatings I received from my Dad on that day. Yes, I must get even with this fantastic idiot..." . *** "take this and help me buy something nice for her." Jide handed 6 wads of 100naira notes to Darous who reluctantly collected it. "Darous, I trust you on this please no fvck me up. Friends always look out for eachother.." "thats if they are on the same team." Darous completed the phrase mentally as he rose up, tuck the money in his boot-cut jeans and exited the place with just one mission in mind which is to get even with his friend but their actions begs for this question: Who's keeping the scores? *** The 3rd term examination of Egba Comprehensive High School in the suburb of Abeokuta there in the gateway state came and went like a flash. While brilliant students were being promoted on the merit of excellence, so were the dullard students that got repeated were also failed on the merit of woefulness and worstfulness. While the promoted students were getting 'keep it up' remarks from both their class teachers, principals and well wishers, so were the repeating students getting remarks such as, 'there is still room for improvements', 'Try harder next term', 'Advice to withdraw', 'I will rather use my money to raise a poultry than send a legendary dullard like you to school', 'This result is the end of your education', and etcetera synonym phrases from class teachers, principal, vice principal, guardians and parents respectively. However cruel and disdainfully that kind of plight might portrayed itself to be for those that failed to get promotion, still can't be compared in any measurable terms to the fate that befell a certain Olabanwo Olajide of Ss2A who after failing to register a single present mark during the examination process due to failure to pay his school fees, was also sent parking from home by his own father when the latter had found out that his son didn't pay the money given to him for the required fee and that errant act had been the cause of his failure to get promotion from the penultimate class to the graduating class. And to further add more to his C.V of failures, all his effort to get the Girl of his dream crashed in absolute futility. Ironically, the contrary is the case for a certain Idowu Oluwadamilare a.k.a Darousmart of the same school and class whom had not only passed in almost flying colours but was also crowned with the euphoria of being appointed as the assistant senior prefect boy of the next session while Lola, his new girlfriend was also appointed as the social prefect girl. His own appointment can't be said to be fully based on his blurred brilliancy as there were hundreds of students who were absolutely more brilliant than him in the school and academically arguably more qualified for the post. So therefore, his appointment can be said to be parcentagely based on his unrivalled neatness, dutifulness, unlatefulness and mostly out of the percentage was his handsomeness. Then something happened. TBC

Jide hate na grew from baby to teenager..

He brought his failure upon himself. That's how he became a monster

99. COUNTLESS. Two terms had passed since Jide was parentically forced out of school. All pleas from the rest of his extended family to his father's to make him rescind his harsh decision on his first child all proved a fizzer. Therefore, after more than a month on this wildgoose chase, the family eventually bow down to his father's decision and all what they could do at the moment is to wish the teenage boy best of luck. That was how Jide became an untimely drop out from secondary school as a result of his.......his.......well I can't really come up with the perfect adjective to describe his errant actions. His mother had been a great mother to him during those trying times. She took him to Odeda where her younger brother abides, and also a far away place from Olomore where his father's house was situated and it was there Jide had learned all the necessary skills to become a professional Tiler. Darous on his part, save for the occassional feelings of guilt thats always puncturing his conscience whenever he remembers the role he took in how his friend became a drop out, he's undisputedly having the best moment of his 17years on earth with Lola, the girl he stole from his friend. "I fvcked up....I shouldn't have gone that far." Darous had soliloquized to himself on his way home from school one sultry afternoon. "I shouldn't have taken Lola from him talkless of swindling more than one thousand naira out of him....ah!" He lamented while simultaneously bitting his own lips. "there's no excuse for what I did....no..." "but there's still chance for you to make amends...." An elderly woman's voice startled him from behind and it was when he turned around that he realized that he had subconsciously made the wrong turn and that had thereby led him to the cassava plantation of the elderly woman. "erm...erm....am sorry ma." He stuttered, struggling to find his voice. "nothing to be sorry about my son. I believe God purposely led you here for a reason. I can see you are very disturbed...." The confused Darous just stood rooted to the same spot as the elderly woman began to unleash a 20mins of sermon on his teenage ears. "look up my son, what do you see?" "erm....sky and....the sun." replied Darous after staring at the sky for a brief moment. "good...and thats to tell you that, the remaining sun in the sky can still dry a lot from your cloths of past mistakes and thats if you're ready to wash them clean." Its on that idiomatic conclusion that the woman ended her counselling and guided Darous out of her large farm. "yes.... I need to start washing the cloths by first of all, end everything with Lola. I know she won't take it easily but I will have to apply a strong detergent, if am ever going to succeed in making my cloths free of her stains." He concluded in his mind just before he succumbed to the call of nature on the night of that day. **** "you filthy whöre...stop disturbing my life, am tired of you. Leave me Alone." "is that what I deserve from you after everything?" Lola had cried out bitterly when it seems Darous has really made up his mind to end the relationship. They had been on the issue since breaktime when Darous had approached her at the shed and had told her bluntly that its over. "breaktime? No we still have 10mins more nao...." Lola had replied ignorantly and oblivious to what Darous was implying. "I can't believe that with all that expensive beauty of yours, you still have enough space in your skull to make space for dumbness." "whats wrong with you? Are you high or what?....please if this is a joke, please stop it." That was the statement she made before Darous dragged her out of the shed, most importantly away from the eyes of the unneccessary audience they were creating, to the groove section of the school compound whence he'd spoken to her more explicitly. "bet with me Darous, you will regret this....I swear to you on my virginity you took that, I will never rest until I see you suffer." Lola threatened effusively at him before she exited the groove fuming with extreme anger and hatred towards Darous and all Darous could say to himself after she left was: "weldone Darous, the mighty drycleaner." He said with a wryly smile and followed it with a light chuckle. "now that have washed the stain away from the cloth, whats next is to spray it under the sun to dry it. Eheh." HAD I KNOWN?. This phrase has never been said before a regrettable action was taken. It always come at the end of it. Had Darous known, he wouldn't have taken Lola's threat lightly cos there are stains that can be easily removed when washed with something mild and simple as a bucket of water. While there are also some that takes all your Hypos and will even make sure fainting is imminent upon you before they fled your cloth. And likewise there are some stains that always make sure they damage your whole cloth before leaving it. Such stains are raw Cashew juice, the water from a vehicle's battery and etcetera. Oblivious to Darous was the fact that Lola belonged to the latter group. *** 4years Later, Darous now 20yrs old was in 200level at the Federal college of education there in Abeokuta and things were really going smooth for him as an individual and his entire family at large. Lola on her own, after failing twice to gain admission into an higher institution had enrolled herself in a catering institute as an apperentice and as at the time of this events, she has a few months left to become a standard caterer. Things had not been running smoothly for Mr Adekunle, the man Jide was living with and that had thereby reduced their daily meals to once or twice per day, solely depending on how luck really shined on them and thats the level they had been maintaining for the past 4 months. On a fateful saturday afternoon, Jide was sitting inside the balcony of their apartment when he noticed that a wedding reception will soon take place on the small football pitch beside their house. Instantly, he knew his stomach will never go hungry for that day. Without notifying his sleeping uncle, he dashed towards his wardrobe and began preparing to attend the reception. It was one of those times when you have to dress extremely well enough to get the attention of the waitresses in an occassion so that they can serve you the best foods, so also was Jide on this day. He had barely sat down for two minutes under the broad and large canopy when a female waitress approached him with a plate of jollof rice and chicken meat. Without raising his head up, he collected the food and began devouring it hungrily. Half way into the food, his eyes caught the sight of a beautiful lady among the passing waitress who was seen approaching the serving area and he hurriedly dropped the rice he was eating on the table before he began to approach the lady. Sooner than expected, he got to where the lady was getting ready to carry out her next duty and he cleared his throat before talking. "Lo...la.."He called slowly in a whisper as if the lady will slap him if she caught him calling her name. "Lola...?" He called again but more audible this time around. "please we will get to your seat very soon, just stay in your seat. Please." Lola replied without turning around to see the person that just called her name. She didn't bother about how the person knew her name because all the waitresses claded in a pink shirt and black jean, including her wore a tag that bears their names on the brest side of their cloth. "its me Jide." He stated hoping that would get her attention and so it did. "whats that suppo....se..." Lola stated and stuttered out the last word as she turned around to see the same guy she'd spent half of the last two years searching for now standing before her. "am I dreaming?....Jide? Is this really you?" She said with a suprise filled eyes. "flesh and blood o...na me be this o." Jide said with a warm smile as they both engaged in a tight cuddle for a brief moment. "we have a lot to talk about but am very busy right now." Lola stated after they'd both disengaged from eachother when they noticed that the eyes of other guests were now on them. "thats where I live over there." Jide said pointing to the direction of his house. "holla me there. I'll be waiting for you in the balcony." "alright. Later dear." Lola said and smiled before they both returned to whatever they were both doing before the meeting. *** "longtime dear" Lola said with a placcid smile after they'd both settled down on the long bench inside the balcony. "eheh.....is that what growing up has done to you or what?" "what do you mean?" "you calling me dear? And this recent one just makes it the second time in the space of 4hours....something you never did during the 5years we spent together at school." "its not like that jare...." Lola said with a shy wink. "And after all the gifts I bought for you, you still didn't find it enough as payment of my tuition into your Dear College back then." "wait...what gift are you talking about?" "ahahah....don't pretend now...its too late for that....am not even concerned about that now...." "but seriously, you didn't buy any gift...." "what of the ones Darous gave you?" Jide explained. "you send Darous to buy gifts for me?" inquired Lola, with a confused expression. "ofcos yes.....whats with the look?" This sounds like the perfect time for her to get even with Darous. She wasn't lying when she claimed explicitly that Darous never gave her any gift. Infact, he never mentioned Jide to her again since the day they shared their first kiss. Right now seeing the look on Jide's face, all she needs to do to get Jide mad at his friend is just to add a few lies and Darous would be nailed to the cross. She smiled sheepishly as she gets ready to kick off this Countless, a story of sex, betrayal and vengeance. "erm Jide...I have something more to tell you...." So She began. ******* End of FLASH BACK. Hows the trip so far?

Darous u really fuckedup!

That's life for you....

Your best friend is your best enemy. There is no friends anywhere...

Darous u no try at all

100. COUNTLESS The memories of all the awful things I did to Jide, my friend, some years back all came rushing back into my shangoic brain like a tornado. I couldn't help but agree that am the cause of my own undoings. However his twisted way of getting vengeance against anyone that have wronged him might seem extreme, I realized have technically earned everything Jide has and had done to me. Or tell me, what kind of friend am I? Eh? Judging by everything I did in the past? But one piece is still missing from this puzzle....how Jide found out that I stole Lola from him? How? How? I rose up and began pacing the breadth and length of the room while lost in deep thought. The question kept echoing continuously in my mind even after I'd returned Jide's diary to where I took it and laid flat on the bed, now staring at the ceiling as I kept on wondering how Jide knew back then that I duped him after snatching his dream girl away from him. 30mins I spent on that thinking task but still couldn't come up with anything as to how he knew. The only reason I was even able to remember what I did to Jide back then was because the day Jide first asked me to help him toast Lola coincidentally falls in line with the day our Biology teacher made a funny mistake during his teaching period on that day. He wanted to write Biology as the subject on the chalkboard but instead he wrote Batistuta. It was later we found out the reason for his mistake was because the above named Argentine legend was among the goalscorers that defeated Nigeria in the worldcup match that was played between the two nations on the noon of the previous day of that said day. Since then, the man had gotten that nickname. Mr Batistuta. After several minutes spent on trying to find the puzzle from my past misdeeds, I resigned myself to the fate of the unknown and slowly closed my eyes for sleep to consume my weary body. ***** I can't really tell for how long I was asleep but it was the sound of my phone that brought me back from dreamland. Pursuing the remaining sleep out of my eyes with the back of my hand, I slowly used my left hand to reach for my phone lying beside the second pillow and checked the I.d. It was Blessing. "hello Darous....whats popping?" Came her soft voice. "erm....am fine. Blessing...erm...hows Jide?" I queried expectantly now sitting properly. "we thank Gawd...he woke up few hours ago...." "whaaat?..." I shouted at the sound of that goodnews forgetting that I had to keep a low profile so I don't give Bella and Bianca the slightest hint of my presence in Jide's room. "yes Darous...." "wow!...thats goodnews....thats...thats really great...." I chuckled on for some moments before Blessing ended my chuckle trip with her next statement. "I want to ask when you are coming here." She asked outrightly. "why?...is something wrong?" I asked feeling slightly anxious. "nope.... I just want to come home and pick some cloths and stuffs for both of us and you know, it won't be okay to leave him all alone here. He might wake up anytime." She explained. "oh....I see.....erm...you know what, just give me till...." I paused to check the dial of the wall clock. "eleven. I will be with you by then." I stated assurely. "ok bye..." She said obviously about to end the call but I quickly interjected with a question. "wait Blessing...." "what?" "did he ask of me when he woke up?" "who? Jide?" "no...Donald Trump.... Answer me jor...." I said with a slight angry tone. "sure...he's the one that even asked to see you...he said he's very eager to see you." She stated and some moments of silence escorted her last speech before she spoke again. "can I end it now? Na borrow credit ah dey use o." "yeap...yeap....sure....see you later." I managed to say. "ok. Thank you Darous....Jide is so lucky to have you." "how I wish thats true. After everything I did to him in the past...." I murmured that to myself after she ended the call. I had barely ended the call when two angry knocks landed rapidly on the door. I jerked back frighteningly confused on who might be at the doorstep and what could have warranted such heavy knocks by that hour of the day. The knock landed again this time but it was Bella's angry voice that accompanied it. Then it dawned on me that my earlier noise had Judas iscarioted me. In simpler terms, it sold me out. "come outside you bloody bastard...you can't hide in there forever..." came again with another level of anger. If there's one thing I have been able to learn since the inception of all my troubles, its how to man up to any new challenge. Knowing fully well that hiding inside the room won't make this descendant of mother Eve go away, I quickly dial the number of courage and boldness to come and help me on this new ordeal have gotten myself into and fortunately the beating rate of my heart slowed down gradually just seconds later. "oya...Chisom!" I said to myself just before I opened the door and stepped outside. *** "after everything I did for you Darous, how could you have payed me back by sleeping with my sister?" That was the same statement Bella had been repeating the moment she saw me step out of Jide's room. The weather was quite cool and was getting ready to rain when I stepped outside and she met my emergence with series of fist-hitting on my chest as she continue to sob and voice out her anger on me. She did managed to let me know how her sister had reacted bitterly when she showed Bianca my picture on her phone. All my effort to make her believe that I didn't mean to hurt her or her sister either proved futile and all I could do was keep quite and let her battery of anger shut down by itself. Few moments later, it did shut down, cos all she did henceforth was sniffing. I then pulled her closer and escorted her to her room where we began a sobless and angerless discussion. "I already told you that I didn't know you guys are siblings.....I swear to gawd of...." I was still saying when I was interrupted by someone shouting my name from the compound. "Brother Darous!!....please come o....I need your help ooo...." I rushed outside immediately and nearly collided with a woman known as Mama Joy who was panting heavily at the door steps. "follow me please...abeg..." She said and began running out of the compound and I instantly followed suit. We got to the gate of her house and I quickly stopped her from entering the compound before I spoke. "Mama J, whats the matter....you can't just expect me to enter here without knowing whats going on?" I asked curiously holding the panting woman by the shoulder. She managed to calm down a bit before she spoke out. "my daughter said you once...told her that you sabi kill snake wella..." "ah....that one....yes I did...." I answered instantly but before I could tell her that I was only joking with her daughter on the day I saw her crying bitterly infront of a chemist shop because she stepped on a very big earthworm that looks like a snake. I'd tried to pacify the girl but she won't stop crying and it was until I had to tell her that I am an experience snake killer and that I often command most of the snakes I caught to kneel down and raise up their hands for thirty minutes before I kill them that the teenage girl eventually stopped crying. "thank God I found you at home." "wait....don't tell me you call me here because of snake." I asked with a nervous look. "thats exactly the reason why I came to call you. two big cobra dey the back of our poultry now now, dey don dey disturb my chickens for sometime now......abeg help me...." She ended with almost one knee on the ground. 'chisos! This na serious palava o. Me wey be say na temple run mode ah dey always put myself whenever I see snake na im this woman come dey beg to come help am kill snake!...ah! Wetin ah wan do o...how I wan tey escape this palava o...ah Joy, na teenage thunder go strike your left yansh o.' Those are the kind of thoughts that was playing in my mind during the short period the woman and I spent at the gate. Before I knew it, Mama Joy had grabbed my hand and began dragging me inside. "lets hurry up before the snakes escape again." "wait..." I said wriggling my hand out of her grip. "I need to go back home and get a weapon." "which type of weapon?" She asked eagerly. "erm....cutlass.." "we have it here...lets go and get it..." 'ah...you have it? Chai...ah don die today.' "wait...you said the snake na cobra?" I asked trying to use a delaying tactics maybe the snakes would have ran away before we get there. "yes na. 2 Cobras" "spell it please. Kobra or co-orbra?" "which one be spelling again? Please nao...I will even pay you some money if you help me kill it. Pleeaase." "its not that I can't kill it, but I need to know the type of snake am dealing with. There is Kobra and Cobra. One is immune to cutlass while the other is immune to gun." I paused to clear my throat. "There was a day my father's grandfather came home very sick after he had gone out to help one of his neighbours to battle a ckobra. We used all the medicine in the house but we were unable to heal him. He gave up the ghost after three years of scrotum infection. Same thing happened to my mummy's grandfather. We tried everything to heal him also but we couldn't. Samething happened to my elder sister father's grandfather... Samething happened to my younger sister father's grandfa....." "am deeply sorry for your loss...but please lets go. I promise nothing will happen to you." "how can you promise me safety when you can't even protect your own chickens...abeg shift make I go check if the stubborn snake still dey there." I stated all that in my mind as I followed her to the poultry where she handed me a big cutlass and pointed a corner to me where a big Gee-pee tank was located. "the snake is at the back of that tank." She said and moved back. I took a deep breath and prayed silently that the snake shouldn't be there again. TBC

Baba d snake no dey move anywhere... You must kill them oh

You don enter this one already, May God see you through...

So now that you now know that the two of them are family, what did you want to do...

You must kill that snake o, they're still there and not moving

Darous! Ur mouth dey always put u for trouble

101. COUNTLESS. [T.C.T.L.S.S] To Cut The Long Story Short, You know that awkward moment when you start regretting ever boasting and telling a small girl like Emmanuella that you were very good at mathematics when you were still in secondary school just because you wanted her to face her studies squarely instead of running around the neighbourhood senselessly? And the next day she came back from school and asked you to help her solve a simultaneous linear equation in front of her elder sister that you've been crushing on? That was exactly the kind of regrettable thoughts that was running inside my brain as I slowly approach the Gee-pee tank where Mama Joy assumed the snakes to be and I could hear the woman is already praying fervently with each step I take forward. 'A confluence is a place where two or more rivers meet, wetin we go come call a place where two big cobras meet?' I thought. Just few inches away from the Gee-pee tank, my phone rang out and before I could even bring it out, one big cobra crawled slowly into view from behind the Gee-pee tank and positioned its head at the small hole beneath the fence blocks that linked to the bush outside. Cold shivers ran down my spine and I swallowed hard at the sight of that sneaky creature. The next thing I knew was that, it took me less than eight seconds to get out of the compound and started running madly towards my house. I didn't even let my collision with Mama Joy to even stop me from breaking Usain Bolts record as the fastest man alive. Umbrella cannot stop the rain, but it allows us to stand and walk in it. So also Confidence doesn't guarantee success, but it gives us the power to face any challenges. 'Darous, with a little bit of confidence, you could have killed that snake succesfully before it escaped.' my mind mentored after I'd gotten home. *** 4hrs later, I was sitting beside Jide's bed inside the hospital, patiently waiting for him to finish the meal I bought for him. Blessing after my arrival had taken the chance to go home. After Blessing had left, Jide confessed and narrated to me with a teary face the details of every vengeance mission he had taken against me since the day Lola had easily convinced him that am truly a bad backstabbing friend. I did the same by narrating my own misdeeds to him before we both begged eachother for forgiveness. I should have told him about my recent encounter with Favour (who claimed to be pregnant for Jide) but for some unknown reasons, I decided not to. I concluded in my mind to convince Favour to meet Jide and explain things to him herself and to help them reconcile with eachother. Atleast, I realized from that moment we spent crying together that Jide was now a totally new being. Back to the present. I handed him the drugs the doctor prescribed for him and he swallowed it after which he drank a glass cup of water. "thank you Darous....you're indeed a good friend...." Jide said after eating and now resting his head on the wall behind him. The needle connecting the water drip to his left hand was still there likewise the big bandage on his forehead. "eh, you no dey hear word ni? I said stop thanking me...." I said with a frown. "why shouldn't I?..." Jide cuts in with a serious tone. "how many people can do what you've been doing for me even after you found out about every bad thing wey I don do to you?" "guy, don't forget I hurt you first...." I insisted. "and you too shouldn't forget what I did to you before that..." He countered. "thats why am telling you its pointless of you to be thanking me....seriously I should be the grateful one here...." I reiterated "why? What makes you say that?" He asked, adjusting his left hand to a more comfy place before letting out a fizzle sound. "hmmm.....am just grateful because fate still gave us the chance to make amends....." "hun...thats right" He attested shaking his head slowly. "guy, lets just be happy you are now ok and move on from there" I said and gulped down

CONTINUATION the remaining 5alive on the stool beside me. Some moments of silence escorted my last statement as we both engaged in deep thoughts before Jide spoke again. "anyway, thanks for everything..." "thunder wan fire you?" I asked in a funny tone. "chai my friend, you never end your relationship with that nonsense weapon? You suppose don upgrade now" "no...atleast not until Nepa starts giving us regular lights." "ahahah! Bad boy. Thank Gawd say ah no die... I swear ah for miss you die for heaven." "see mumu...infact you deserve an award called Mumu'dor...who tell you say you go make heaven if you die?" "you self na idiot. How you tey know say ah no go make am.? When ah still holy pas you?" "wait, you think say devil go gree make you, one of his trained and most skilled agent sneak into heaven? Ogbeni forget that one, we both know say Hell will be boring without you jor." I said and we both busted into an uncontrollable laughter before we were interrupted by the emergence of a nurse. "I can see your friend here has finally elevated your low spirit Mr Jide." The female nurse commented as soon as she finished checking the remaing drips on the hanger and adjusting its tap. She stood infront of me on her sylph stature as I flashed her a smile. "you are?" She asked "Darous." I replied with a smarmy smile. "hmmm...am Amaka...am incharge of attending to your friend" She said with another smile. "thanks alot nurse Amaka....I can see my friend already owes you his life...maybe you should give me your bank account so I can transfer his life to you?" I asked trying to take a dig at Jide. I took a glance at him and saw he was already dozing off. "hehehe..." nurse Amaka laughed out loud. "funny you...tell me, how did you managed to do what we the nurses and even his girlfriend has failed to do for the past 5hours?" "and whats that?" I queried. "I mean getting your friend to cheer up. Tell me how you did it." She asked with a smiling face but before I could come up with any funny reply, another nurse enterred and our attention was shifted to her as she moved closer to nurse Amaka. "what is the matter nurse Bose? New emergency?" She queried. "no...not atall...the emergency patient we have is being handled by the doctor and other nurses..." She explained. "I see..." Stated Nurse Amaka. "then why are you here? Its not yet time for your rounds, is it?" "no...erm... Nurse Amaka, that woman is here o and she's looking for you." "which woman?" Nurse Amaka asked with a confused tone. "I mean your private patient....the woman you asked to come today for her anti-natal....." She explained further. "oh!...." Lamented Nurse Amaka as she began heading towards the door."Mrs Adedoyin.." She turned around to face Nurse Bose. "you mean she's here already? I thought I told her to come by 2pm. Why's she here so early?" She asked and didn't wait for any answer before walking out of sight while Nurse Bose remained standing and apparently starring at my dozing friend. I shifted my gaze to Jide and rose up. I beckoned the nurse to join me in laying Jide flat on the bed so that he can have a comfortable rest and she did. "thank you." She said after we'd succesfully laid Jide on the bed and the latter had began snoring hard. "what? Thank me? For what?" I asked. "for helping me with the patient now." She replied. "ah! Phew! Do you know that this idiot you called your patient is my best friend?" I asked while staring directly in her eyes. "hmmm...I didn't know you have an idiot as a friend...." "hehe....but please don't tell him I said that o..." I said in a playful manner. "ofcourse not...." She replied, obviously taking my words seriously. "anyway thanks alot." "eh, look here, I won't stand and let you continue thanking me for doing nothing." I said in low stern tones. "are you angry?" "what if I am?" "then I will give you a anti-angry injection." She said with a sexy smirk which on a normal day would have gotten my d!ck erected but seein

Good thing you have both reconcilled

Well, sorry guys for not being able to post all this while actually it wasn't my fault because I haven't been able to post because the site just suddenly start stopping me from posting long words, that's the reason I splited episode 101. Thanks for understanding. Even the episode is not complete but would be updated tomorrow night. Thanks for ur cooperation inadvance

@coolval222-2 pls I don't know why I can't post a full episode recently without splitting it. Pls can something be done to it

Good thing that you guys reconciled

cool

@coolval222-2 it hasn't stopped oo

Try again

Still the same sir

OK just cut and post or send to me through private message, I will post it. Maybe the text contains some characters that's causing it

Ok

Wow intresting still waiting