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D Drunkard (joke).

D Drunkard (joke).

By Emmyrexx in 7 Oct 2015 | 06:42
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A guy got so high & was searching for his missing phone with
the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for.
Since he was so worried with the search & almost in tears,
his close friend who was also high joined him in this serious
search. After 2hrs of searching, his phone rang, he picked
the call & quickly told the caller
"I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" & he
angrily cut the call & continued to search for the phone.
He decided to use the same phone to try calling his line &
when he got a busy signal, he turned to his friend & said
"Guy forget, that phone don go, the person wey thief am dey
cut am as I call am just now.
7 Oct 2015 | 06:42
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LOLZ *First 2 comment*
7 Oct 2015 | 07:36
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crazy guy
7 Oct 2015 | 09:42
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Dat's alcohol works oooooooo
7 Oct 2015 | 09:49
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Vry Idiotic Fellow.. Lols
7 Oct 2015 | 11:08
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Thats so funny
7 Oct 2015 | 12:49
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Lolxx......Too much of everythinq is a disease..... Hmmmm....If he needz the support of everybdy in Naija...he shld leh us knw jorh... :roll:
7 Oct 2015 | 14:31
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Really funny, but let's be realistic for once! To be sincere such thing can never happen.
7 Oct 2015 | 15:01
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@Rufus it happens often! I hv witnessed it before . The only difference was dat d guy wasnt drunk nd it wasnt phone actually, it was his belt. He hung his belt round his neck nd was busy searching nd scattering everywer, he even went as far as accusing another guy of knowing something about his missing belt witout knowing it was hanging around his neck.
7 Oct 2015 | 15:56
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Lolz, very very funny
8 Oct 2015 | 04:27
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@rufus it can happen oh!
8 Oct 2015 | 04:28
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Sayoo bad gan ni
8 Oct 2015 | 10:10
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