Trouble is:
1. When the person interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
Forget the job!
2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and
turn around and see his or her mum staring at
you.
3. When a mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and you try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide proof, or else...
4. When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC.
Sure-fire failure!
5. When you update "salary things" on face book
and your landlord comments "on point".
Bye-bye to your salary.
6. When you're in a bus and you throw away
N500 note instead of gala wrapper.
7. When you're on top a bike and the okada man
is pinging.
Heaven beckons!
8. When you finish eating in an eatery and you
find out your wallet fell out in a taxi.
Get ready to do the dishes.
9. When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass.
Don't bother running, just beg.
10. When you give a beggar N1000 note instead
of N50.
11. When you like and comment with, i will like u to be my
girlfriend under a girls profile pic nd ur wife likes
your comment.
12. When you slap a soldier man in front of a barrak.
13. When u use ur school fees play bet9ja chelsea
come cut am...
14. Trouble is when your child urinate from a storey
building downward,not knowin that landlord is on
dat spot!... #getready4QUITNOTICE
15. When you try to mess in class and sh*t instead.
{That number 10 has happened to me before, if not for my younger sister that told me after taking about 5 steps away, you all know what I did next}
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