When the person interviewing you at your new job
is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn
around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head
and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:
When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before
WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When you update “salary things” on facebook and
your landlord comments “on point”"”"”
U go travel go villa by force.
When you’re in a bus and you throw away #500
note instead of gala wrapper.
O’boy, E don red be dat! cry
When ur dad works at PHCN and they take light
and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there
with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey
ping…
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out
ur wallet fell out in a taxi…
Start to prepare ur grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass…
O’boy, just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind
kip it rolling……
