image
Differences between Nigeria and American police.

Differences between Nigeria and American police.

By Original in 13 Nov 2015 | 13:33
share
Original Ann

Original Ann

 Student
Faithful User
Forums Best User
Forum Loyal User
Posts: 1271
Member since: 10 Dec 2014
‪#‎ Hope‬
.
AMERICAN POLICE
In America, A lady reported a rape case between she and her
boyfriend to the police...
.
Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my Boyfriend raped me seriously.
.
Policeman: oh, we are deeply sorry for that, we are gonna take this matter serious, its
against the law here.....
.
NIGERIAN POLICE

.
Lady: officer my boyfriend raped
me ooo, i don die ooo
.
Policeman: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em.... Sergeant
Okoro, abeg bring statement book make she write everything
wey happen.
.....
.....
Ehen, wetin happen
.
Lady: i went to see this my boyfriend and he seriously raped me, and....
.
Policeman: calm down, calm down, write am down!
.
The lady writes it....
.
Policeman: around what time?
.
Lady: eh, we first went to the club, we drank, we ate, we danced, so after the club we now went to his place...
.
Policeman: around when?
.
Lady: 3am
.
Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am?
U go him house?
Oya write am.
.
The lady writes it down......
.
Lady: officer i was in his house and....
.
Policeman: you go your own house?
.
Lady: No
.
Policeman: oh, you go him house?
.
Lady: yes
.
Policeman: put am for paper.
.
The lady writes it.....
.
Policeman: so as you reach em house wetin come happen?
.
Lady: eh, as we went to his house, i removed my
clothes and went to shower....
.
Policeman: oh, u baff? You baff for man house? You remove your cloth for him bedroom?
.
Lady: yes!
.
Policeman: write am down!
.
Lady writes it.....
.
Policeman: ehen, wen you baff finish, wetin come happen?
.
Lady: eh, when i baff finish, i lie down for him bed.
.
Policeman: eh? Oh for him guest room?
.
Lady: no officer, in his room of course.
.
Policeman: oh, in his room?
Wetin u wear?
.
Lady: his t-shirt.
.
Policeman: oh, u wear him shirt?
U wear pant?
.
Lady: pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt
.
Policeman: (shouts)
Oh, you no wear pant? For man house?
You wicked,
write am down!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To be Continue... lol
13 Nov 2015 | 13:33
0 Likes
 
 
mehn!..... You go write statment tire o (#laughing)
13 Nov 2015 | 13:51
0 Likes
hohoho if i hear
13 Nov 2015 | 13:51
0 Likes
Wetin come hpn nah... Lols... Na naija we dey c as american handle mata once... Serqent okoro y u come dey askd 4 statement..
13 Nov 2015 | 13:52
0 Likes
I beg jare u too see temptation if u too be guy nko...haaahaaaa wen body no be iron door
13 Nov 2015 | 13:59
0 Likes
lol let me help u finish am. loading....
13 Nov 2015 | 14:00
0 Likes
Lol,hilarious.u sleep on the guy bed.yes oga sergent.
13 Nov 2015 | 14:11
0 Likes
Kikikikikikiki dis one na rape???? Na automatic invitation o... Abi dat woman no well ni??? U come do all doz tinz nd u still get mind to sleep 4 him bed?? Infact how he take ask u 4 sex... Wey u refuse.. As he come force u do d tin wey u tempt am to do... Oya! Write am down
13 Nov 2015 | 14:24
0 Likes
Hehehehe i respect 9ja police johr, see how dey make the lady confess! This on no be rape na.
13 Nov 2015 | 14:29
0 Likes
Nigeria police with their statement
13 Nov 2015 | 14:32
0 Likes
Trust Nigerian Police
13 Nov 2015 | 14:49
0 Likes
diz 1 no b rape naw abeg Nigeria police better joor u c how we take know every tin wey happen thumbs up for Mr okoro
13 Nov 2015 | 15:16
0 Likes
Hahahahahaha . Hahahahahaha . . Hahahahahaha . . I still remain your boy . . JESUS-BOY JNR . . DE . . COOLVAL YOUNGEST!!!
13 Nov 2015 | 15:17
0 Likes
You for just say, him enjoy you . You wicked o
13 Nov 2015 | 15:20
0 Likes
Hahahahaha @tenniebenson. She must write am down.
13 Nov 2015 | 15:39
0 Likes
Lolz....How many times did they both of you Cum...?? Oya write am down!!! 9ja police are Very inquisitive...they even qo as far as askinq irrelevant questions sef...lol
13 Nov 2015 | 15:45
0 Likes
Lolx... D guy wear SOCKS abi he went on FOOT? . Lady: He wear socks . Oh he wear socks. Oya write am down! . Sergeant: Wen he dae wear the socks where u dae? . Lady: on his bed ofcux. . Seargeant Okoro: madam GERARAHIA MEHN!!
13 Nov 2015 | 15:54
0 Likes

Report

Please describe about the report short and clearly.

(234) 9121762581
[email protected]
Reward Courses

Your privacy matters

Cookies and similar technologies are used on our sites to personalise content and ads. You can find further details and change your personal settings below. By clicking OK, or by clicking any content on our sites, you agree to the use of these cookies and similar technologies.

GDPR

When you visit any of our websites, it may store or retrieve information on your browser, mostly in the form of cookies. This information might be about you, your preferences or your device and is mostly used to make the site work as you expect it to. The information does not usually directly identify you, but it can give you a more personalized web experience. Because we respect your right to privacy, you can choose not to allow some types of cookies. Click on the different category headings to find out more and manage your preferences. Please note, that blocking some types of cookies may impact your experience of the site and the services we are able to offer.

  • These cookies are necessary for our website to function properly and cannot be switched off in our systems. They are usually only set in response to actions made by you that amount to a request for services, such as setting your privacy preferences, logging in or filling in forms, or where they’re essential to providing you with a service you have requested. You cannot opt out of these cookies. You can set your browser to block or alert you about these cookies, but if you do, some parts of the site will not then work. These cookies do not store any personally identifiable information.
  • These cookies allow us to count visits and traffic sources so we can measure and improve the performance of our site. They help us to know which pages are the most and least popular and see how visitors move around the site, which helps us optimize your experience. All information these cookies collect is aggregated and therefore anonymous. If you do not allow these cookies we will not be able to use your data in this way.
  • These cookies enable the website to provide enhanced functionality and personalization. They may be set by us or by third-party providers whose services we have added to our pages. If you do not allow these cookies then some or all of these services may not function properly.
  • These cookies may be set through our site by our advertising partners. They may be used by those companies to build a profile of your interests and show you relevant adverts on other sites. They do not store directly personal information but are based on uniquely identifying your browser and internet device. If you do not allow these cookies, you will experience less targeted advertising.