SEE THE BIG Differences Between You & Your Boss!
1. When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2. When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When
your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4. When doing something without being told,
you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's
initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're
being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being
original.
7. When you please your boss, you're arse-kissing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-
operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering
around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on
business. 9. When you're on a day off sick, you're
always
sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very
ill.
10 When you apply for leave, you must be going
for an interview. When your boss applies for leave,
it's because he's
overworked.
