A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there ȋ̝̊̅§ a
different hell for each
country. He decides he'll pick
†ђξ least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to
Germany Hell and asks, "What do they
do here?" He ȋ̝̊̅§ told "first
they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they
lay you O̶̷̩̥̊͡π a bed of nails for another hour. Then
†ђξ German devil comes in and
whips you for †ђξ rest of †ђξ
day". †ђξ man does not like
†ђξ sound of that at all so he
moves O̶̷̩̥̊͡π . He checks out †ђξ USA Hell as well as
†ђξ Russia
Hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all
similar to †ђξ German hell
Then he comes to †ђξ
Nigerian Hell and finds that there is a long line of people
waiting to get in. Amazed, he
asks, "What do they do here?"
He ȋ̝̊̅§ told "first they put you in
an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you O̶̷̩̥̊͡π a bed of nails for another hour.
†ђξ
Nigerian devil comes in and
whips you for †ђξ rest of †ђξ
day. "But that is exactly †ђξ
same as all †ђξ other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?
"asks
†ђξ man. "Because there is never
any electricity, so †ђξ electric
chair does not work. †ђξ nails
were paid for but never supplied, so †ђξ bed ȋ̝̊̅§ comfortable to sleep O̶̷̩̥̊͡π.
And,
O̶̷̩̥̊͡π top of it, †ђξ Nigerian
devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
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