TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers:
They're always in the
bank, common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow
them d pen, U may find it difficult 2 identify dem,
At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you
"may I have ur pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time U will see that
pen (except if U're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey enter d bank, even b4 taking the slip
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and U hear dem saying, I'm at your
back. If care is not taken, abt 8 pple can tell U "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I
was
here b4 U blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team:
This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st
served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank!
Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d
cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while U still dey there looking
like mumu 4 queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees These pple will
always av a problem with d bank
door, then U see them removing their belts, car
keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine
keeps
shouting
"pls go back."
My bros next time come 2 bank Unclad! Biko, he
go
allow U in...# LOLZ!
5 -The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria!
To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB
questions, U see dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking
another one. To write common 3780 Naira in
words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are found wanting in this scenario..CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since
2
yrs! They will always b asking 4
today's date, even after telling them d correct
date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis
pple oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now, oya tell us which one do you
belong??
