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diz na the real akpors

By Kingsboy in 20 Nov 2015 | 18:03
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wanted to use my ATM
card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A
frustrated
me called my bank help line.
Me: (angrily) So what's
wrong with my ATM card.
Call girl : Sir, I have checked your
account, everything
is alright here and You should be
able to use your
card, are you sure your card is
not damaged or broken?
Me: Are you insane? What are
you insinuating? No
one takes good care of their ATM
card like I do.
Call girl: Okay Sir, are you also
sure the surface isn't
wet or stained with dirt?
Me: You dey mad? ATM card
wey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even
laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity
card.
20 Nov 2015 | 18:03
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