These days I laugh whenever I see guys who
meet a new girl with big phones, wearing tight
trouser and a top that’s showing her boobs and
want to dump their real girlfriend because of
this new ‘fine girl’. What such guys don’t really know is that they
are just a number on the girl’s list, nothing
close to boyfriend. In fact, such babes don’t
get emotional, they are all about “business” – I
need money girls!Guys, stay with your loyal
girlfriend and forget about flashy babes. See revelations below… Things are not always what they seem to be at
the surface level, so there is a need for you to
‘shine your eyes’ before being caught buying
the counterfeit. Here are features of a runs girl
to avoid: Always wearing heavy make-ups: They are always desperate to create an
impression wherever they go. This leads to
obviously heavy and colourful make-ups that
mayn’t even rhyme at all. The ‘foundation’
could be so strong like she wants to erect a
building on her face. Laughs! Awkward piercings: These set of ladies pierce their nose with rings
attached. Their ears carry multiple piercings
too. Some bold ones go as far as rocking nose
rings to claim to be fashionable. Breast display: As goods are displayed on shelves in the
shopping mall, so also the runs girls flash their
‘selling points’ i.e their area of strength for
prospective buyers. They make sure you can
have a vivid look of what you are up against
like the massive boobs, big bum and exposure of the tummy or waist. Funny Tattoos: Most decent and well-cultured ladies don’t
draw tattoos. Most ‘marketers’ are fond of
conspicuous tattoos which are positioned at
strategic points for you to feed your eyes and
get attracted. Bleached skin: A fair lady gets more attention and is easily
noticeable than a dark one. Runs girls don’t
joke with bleaching. The skin is unnecessary
white while the fingers, toes and knuckles
stand out black with the intention to break
away like Biafra. Laughs! Runs girls love expensive phones with
busy lines: When a lady’s phone rings incessantly like she
is a customer-care agent and you know she
isn’t even selling anything; my guy, she is into
‘E-commerce’ like Jumia delivering the
assumed and the social media is likely her
booking office – her body is for the highest bidder, not just you. Run! When you keep calling her phone and
introducing yourself severally: Runs girls have several men to deal with. They
hardly store numbers until they are sure you
have the will to do business. They easily lose
track of the identity of their callers and you get
poised to re-introduce yourself over and over
anytime you call. Some pretend they know you until you say something they remember. Na
Olosho o! She disappears mysteriously like the
2016 national budget Friday nights: Friday nights are sacred nights when the ‘god
of koboko’ is worshiped by hardworking men
that must have been engaged productively
throughout the week. On a night like this, a hot
runs girl must have been booked by the
highest bidder; hence if your new girlfriend disappears on Friday just know you are on
your own. She is a likely ‘selling it’ if she spends
the entire day sleeping and heads out
every night: Runs girls have opposite working schedules,
they leave for work when others are returning,
and go on recess when others are at work like
‘Edo witches’ (na joke oh). Guys, this is to help those of you who like to
leave your good girl for flashy girls, stop
deceiving yourself as that flashy girl is not
what you need for your life, don’t confuse your
want for a need. Be guided!
