Grab Your Handkerchief
Happy Mood Activated!!!
Two friends
were walking home and
a lady happened to be blowing
a kiss to one of them from
the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:
John:"Omo e be like say na
me dat babe dey blow kiss for"
Iyke:Guy leave dat one jorrh,
No mind am(Then the lady signalled to him to come)
John:"Omoh d babe dey call me oo"
Iyke:John,No go. .you no go hear now.
John:No tell me make i no go,
See fine babe like dat ehh
dey call me,u say make i no go.
Iyke:Guy abeg no go.
(The friend ignored him and
went to the lady,and they both went upstairs.
Suddenly as they were about to have fun,They heard
a car honking)
Lady: (On opening the window) Haa!! My husband.
John:Yeh!!! Mogbe
Lady: Don't worry,just pretend
like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes(pointing at the heap of clothes)
(This guy spent the whole day
ironing clothes cause the husband never left the house again)
The next day he went over
to his friend's place.
John:"Omo,U knw say na cloth
i iron throughout yesterday??"
Iyke:"Shebi i warn u make u no go,
All dat cloth way you iron so,
Na me wash am day before yesterday"