See problem oh
At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a man and woman
were having dinner, and the following conversation
ensued:
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Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face) I have
waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of
my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable
age! I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went
to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock,
from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre int'l, MFM,
Christ Embassy, Redeemed, from there I went to This
Present Winners looking everywhere for you. l went from a size 14 to a size
10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port-Harcourt, then I
went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five
to Facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on
which I ranted, hoping you
would show up! For where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact
I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the
invitation was direct or indirect! The
next place I was hoping to check was
the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every morning?
Were you trying to destroy
my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless.
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you
looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that
ring on my finger!!
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The Guy replied, "April Fool."
