MADE IN NIGERIA Jacuzzi...
HORNY GIRL BY
GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I'm done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: I want to show you that my watch has a
light, you can use it to check the time in
darkness.
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an
onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I
threw a coconut at his face.
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Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I
should break up? Don't you know that Love is all
about forgiveness.
Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can
finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are
dating 5000 people.
How can a pastor be preaching about charity and
put a password on Church WIFI?
A boy I beat up back then in primary school is
now in the US Army. He poses with guns on
Facebook, and looks like he hasn't forgotten.
When you are kissing your girlfriend and you see
the person owing you money, what will you do?
One stone is enough to break a glass, one word
is enough to break a heart, one second is
enough to fall in love BUT Why is one chapter
not enough to pass exams?
When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring
at the moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's
Electricity company) took the light or they are
waiting for the smell of the insecticide to
subside.
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A comedian's story--My dad and my mum were
watching one American movie yesterday evening,
when I heard the sound from the movie,
I decided to join them, as we were watching the
movie, a young boy like my age started
romancing his madam's sister,
they kissed and when the guy's hand crossed the
girl’s private part,
I looked straight into my dad’s eyes and I noticed
that his eyes has changed, then all my attention
went straight to the video.
They were still kissing, when they both fell into
the chair close to them I knew something was
about to happen and the guy
was about to open the girl's bra . . .when
MY DADDY looked at me with hard eyes and
shouted with a loud voice “Desmond, have you
iron the car”!?!?!
