A man in Malawi calls his son in South
Africa last week & says, "I hate to ruin
your day but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing, forty-five
years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the
son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other
any longer", the father says. "We're sick
of each other and I'm sick of talking about
this, so you call your sister in USA and tell
her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who
explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're
getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take
care of this".
She calls home immediately and screams
at her father, "You are NOT getting
divorced. Don't do a single thing until I
get there. I'm calling my brother back and
we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and
hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and
turns to his wife.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming
home for Christmas"
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Don't wait until this happen before U go
celebrate with ur family... Merry
Christmas in advance
