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Don’t you just love Nigerians?

Don’t you just love Nigerians?

By AdemolaIsrael in 27 Nov 2015 | 10:52
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Ayo says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language. Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!” The other candidate answers “Oga, na wa o!” Bill Gates said: “You are both hired”.
Don’t you just love Nigerians? Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.
Laugh the stress......
27 Nov 2015 | 10:52
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we no dy fall our hand oh... @pizzaro @pheranmmie041 and @invincible make Ona show here... and no forgt register
27 Nov 2015 | 11:00
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Lols,nyc 1
27 Nov 2015 | 11:01
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lolz
27 Nov 2015 | 11:05
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27 Nov 2015 | 11:20
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Lol
27 Nov 2015 | 11:27
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Proudly Nigerian!
27 Nov 2015 | 11:27
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Tankz @Pizzaro 4 d mntn.......................,........... Naija no dey cari last
27 Nov 2015 | 11:29
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chai.. how i love this country...lol
27 Nov 2015 | 11:34
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Laughing out so Loud! Naija of life.
27 Nov 2015 | 11:37
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hahaha .. indeed wahala dey
27 Nov 2015 | 11:38
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Ladies and gentlemen,homies and shawties.........this post has officially made my day......laughing my balls off!!!!!!!
27 Nov 2015 | 11:39
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lol
27 Nov 2015 | 11:43
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Up naija my crib
27 Nov 2015 | 11:54
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lwkmd
27 Nov 2015 | 11:55
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm 9ice 1
27 Nov 2015 | 11:57
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Hahahaha interesting
27 Nov 2015 | 12:08
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Laugh won kill me 4 here o...dat z naija spirit never give up,am proud to be a NIGERIAN
27 Nov 2015 | 12:35
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Lol...... Love naija
27 Nov 2015 | 13:49
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LolZzzz Wah a laughable concept
27 Nov 2015 | 13:56
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Lolz very funny thx @pizzaro
27 Nov 2015 | 13:59
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Tanx @pizzaro 4 d iv. Nija no dea carry 2nd talk more of last
27 Nov 2015 | 14:44
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Nigeria no dey carry last
27 Nov 2015 | 15:18
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Lolz
27 Nov 2015 | 16:08
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Lmao.we no da cari last..thankz @Pizzaro
27 Nov 2015 | 17:01
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laff
27 Nov 2015 | 17:07
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Funny
28 Nov 2015 | 02:28
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9ja 4 life no dullin tinx at all
28 Nov 2015 | 04:54
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chiioooo .. we re indeed Nigerians
28 Nov 2015 | 05:42
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Hahaha naija peez day carry last?? I pray oooo!!! @pizzaro thanks 4 d mention
28 Nov 2015 | 09:24
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We no dey dull at all
28 Nov 2015 | 10:01
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Lollzzz
28 Nov 2015 | 14:20
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lolz
2 Apr 2016 | 01:34
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9ja too wise I swear
2 Apr 2016 | 01:35
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Over love gan dey worry me
4 Apr 2016 | 07:54
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419 brain
4 Apr 2016 | 07:54
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