BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED
.
Report says that Judas is refusing to betray
Jesus dis year.
He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due
to current
economic situation of increase.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiation are still ongoing btw the Pharisees,
Scribes and High-Priests, which means that
Easter may not be celebrated this year.
You are hereby advise to free your goats and
chicken awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season pending when
Judas will receive
alert from his bank.
Judas nd his entire family duly apologize for the
inconveniences caused.
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Yours Sincerely
Judas Iscariot