Even your Boo get a Boo

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 1 . . . *ping* my BlackBerry Q10 vibrated (oh yeah, I use a Q5. Just wanted to take style and tell you) So. I had actually been on Facebook digging into the pictures of my newest Facebook crush when that ping came in (by the way, I might probably “expose” the facebook username of the Facebook crush at the end of this *winks*) Alright. Let me focus on the story. I need to stop digressing. *takes a deep breath* So, the ping. I minimized my browser and went to BBM to see the evil spirit that was disturbing my life with a freaking BBM ping (I hate pings, by the way, and I always forget to deactivate the vibrations that come with them. After typing this I need go deactivate that thing) So, straight outta Facebook I balled into BBM and lo and behold it was Jaga. That idiot. No, Jaga is not his real name. That’s just what we call him. It’s actually a short version of Jaga Jaga. I don’t know how such evil nickname was given to him. Actually the fool na my guy, and the mumu boy just loves two things in his life more than anything – women and weed…aside from that, the guy no get wahala sha. So I received his message. “Fool”. I typed. “Why you won kill my battery”. Pim. I sent it. He received the message and started typing. I watched the typing thing that shows up near someone’s bbm name when he is typing and waited. Pim. His message entered. “Guy, e get one babe wey dey trip for you here o” I squeezed face. Which type of mumu message is this again. I just received the message, bone the guy and returned to Facebook to continue checking out my crush’s picture from where I stopped. Ping Ping Ping. Three pings, I nearly mad. I rushed back to BBM. “Guy, why u won kill my ba3 na. You chop mess?”. I sent it. “Fool”. He replied. “I won change your life” Then he sent me a picture. I opened it. And my eye “shined”. See, is not like I fall in and out of like easily sha but mehn, I saw that picture and forgot about the other girl I was checking out on Facebook. “Who be this babe”. I asked. Jaga sent me a smiling smiley. Then typed. “Na the girl I been tell you say she dey trip for you. Mumu” I looked at the message. Trip for me ke? Why? See It’s not like I’m looking down on myself or anything (alright, maybe I am) but mehn, that girl was too fine abeg. She can’t be tripping for me. So one thing was certain – Jaga won jonse me. Simple. He started typing…. I waited. “The girl been see your instagram picture come talk say she like you o” (by the way this is my instagram handle, just in case you won see wetin the girl see: IamDaniel You can follow me if you like) I looked at the message and of course, I didn’t believe him. The guy na jonser. But I still asked: “Who be the girl”. “She be my cousin”. Jaga replied. I squeeze my face, then shake head. No guy tells another guy say him cousin dey trip. It’s like an unspoken rule around guys. We no dey like our guys near our relation. So for this fool to tell me his cousin was tripping then there was something wrong with the story. Why I dey bother even think this matter sef. “Guy”. I typed. “She fine. Bye bye”. Pim, I sent. I didn’t get any message from him again. And I went back to Facebook. Like ten minutes later, my phone notification light started blinking. I checked and it was from BBM And you won’t believe what I saw when I checked my BBM… . . To Be Continued...........[/b]

I don land gidigba ooo oya make u bring it on.....but I hope it not 100percent sex story......cux u guys wt sex story dey do me bad nowadays(me just dey run 4 my dear life my gf don divorce me so I no want unesary kongi to catch me)

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tankz @invincible we're @pheranmmie041 and @pizzaro

This 1 will be intresting o...anyway @individual i believe it,its jaga's cousin

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Wow. Vhiz will be mindblowinq. @Individual @Invincible @Pemamezi I don show ooo. Thankx for the alert. @Ritagold dear where art thou?

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Tanks sweetie 4 d cal @invincible nd my new padi @individual am already sitted...ermm where is my besty @sofia nd @ebube

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Tanx @invincible @individual what will i bring 4 u people. @pizzaro were are u pls come with @jummybabe.

Steps to story abandonment

Ok ok...ayaff already taken my seat @Invincible ad @individual Thanks 4 d mention... oya chop knuckle. Where re u sweety @originalannchilexdel Come along with 5alif pls... pastor said i should nt drink alcohol again. Oya let d story continues.

I dn sho @individual nd @invincible am here thank u

Present sa @invincible

I Don Waka Come Nd On Bhalf Of 5 Cartons Of Wine I Donate My Self....Wey Dis My Poo Dey Ooo Cos I No Get Boo

Tanks Individual Nd Now Visible Invisible 4 D I.V Oya Promzy, Pweety chi, Frank, Frankkay, Roes, Saraya, Originalann Nd Odas Make Una Come Ooo Cos Even Ur Boo Get A Boo Wey Boo Anoda Person Boo Bcos Em Boo Get A Boo

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@sofia u b corrct bae,u knw weytin I lik,dat's y I luv u*kisses*...........................Evrybody clos ur eyes

Tnx 4 d iv @invisible...

Interesting Am following

I go ask jare, u knw sey xmas don near, i no wan make u carry me go babalawo plc @sonshine

tanks @invinsible

@invincible

nice story @individual

After d raggae play d blues...thanks for calling @Individual n @Invincible.

Hahahaha_ @roes hw u dey. @sonshine i sight u , @d guy wey call role call i taya 4 u o __ @mr poster nice starting __ @wu carry alomo and gala cum

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 2 . . . Be right back. Let me check… Okay, I remember now. I was talking about that BBM notification. So, when I checked what the notification was I found out it was a BBM friend request and the name showing was “Clara” Who be Clara? My head clicked. Wait, Clara. I went to Jaga’s name and started typing. “Wetin be your cousin name?” I typed and sent. “Clara”. Jaga typed back. Okay, I thought, this is starting to get weird. I suspected it was a trick though. I accepted the friend request, viewed the picture and raised an eyebrow. Damn this girl is fine, what da… I want you to get a picture of how this girl looks. Shey you know Juliet ibrahim? (na her name be that abi? The Ghanaian actress) – she looks just like her. Well, not really like her but close. She was fine like that. I waited. She didn’t send a message. And mehn, I no won do as if my blood dey hot so I still waited. An hour, She still didn’t send a message. Dammit, I thought, and started typing… “Hey. I will need your password if you must continue staying on my list” I typed then added a little smiling smiley so she no go think say na beef and sent. “Check my picture. That’s all the password you need” I smiled. She was exactly my type of girl, I thought, just the humor I like and the cocky attitude too. So, like that like that o. We would chat everyday. Then it went over to calls then Vam Vam – two weeks down the line I told her “oya, Anty C. I think we should meet now. Take me out for a movie” “Mumu”. She had replied over the phone. “It’s me that will now take you out abi. Tell me when you are serious” I laughed and fixed a date. Sha the day I called her it was a tuesday. Shebi? Can’t really remember. But the day we decided to meet was on a Friday (I remember that perfectly well). We were supposed to meet at that shoprite mall in Enugu by around one so we could catch a 2.30pm movie showing that day. So, on that Friday – I baffed. Rub cream. Wear clothe. Spray spray perfume anyhow like this eh. I looked at the mirror and noticed I was starting to get fat small small. Who cares. I still looked good. I stepped out mehn. Piam piam, I dey mall. But I too over go early. It was the mall I even noticed. I reached there like around twelve. One freaking hour early gan. I nearly laugh myself. I waited though . One o’clock she didn’t show up. Around 1.20 pm (yes, I was checking the time like that), she still didn’t show up so I decided to go and buy tickets for the movie. I bought two. 1.40pm. 1.55 pm – no calls. No pings nothing. I still didn’t want to call her. She should know to keep appointments. Why I go call am?. Mumu, my mind voice told me, better relax and call that girl. Na your pride go always dey spoil show for you. By 2.15 pm she called me. Choi, I rushed the call. Then calmed myself and slowly and very calmly said “Hello” into the mouthpiece “This boy. You can’t call someone abi? I’m at the mall. Where are you?” To Be Continued…[/b]

coolval222-2 pls try putting at least ten stories each 4 morning,afternoon and evening updates respectively .. this is in other to keep up with sum of the stories because of the avalanche of stories going on thanks

haha @individual nice story .. abeg who go trip 4 me? *tear drop* .. where @promzy @sofia @ebube @pheranmmie041 @invincible @natasha9976 @fortunate1 @aarti @hardeywummy2 @kuks @jummybabe @frankkay @@temmyjoy @besty @bestie @wyse-one @eminem @jenny123 @delight @vict-vames @onahsunday631 @semilore @jenifa @frank @sonshine @skookum

Thanks for notifying me daddy @ele1

av taken a seat already,nw let d show begin

Tanx for d I.v @individual and @invincible..

Followin @ele tanks for de tag @individual boundle ur sef com continue dis well let me tank u for de one u post .....

Nice one @Individual,tnkz @Ele1 *pecks*.

Thanks @invincible @pizzaro and @Ele 1 for the IV

Level oo.. @emergencia i seeth ye

tanx dear @invincible

@individual... Nice star t.... @invincible. (muo) tankz 4 d iv... @jenifa... Bae i siqht... Tankz also 4 d iv*muah*

gettinq interestinq!!!!

Loving the construction of this story. Just like dairy of a lekki house boy...

@Ele1 u b sure nigga,tankz 4 d signal

@individual u got a very nice story here.Oya fire dey go

Nawao , boo i no get , i-v ,nobody wan invite mhe , coolvalist bikonu , am i dhat ugly?

Hmmmmm,@ele1 tanx

@besty of life pecking me *im blushing*

@dgreat no vex de will take note next time u hear fine boy lol @invincible @pizzaro pizza pizza @jummybabe pls make una take note of my guy emmynec

Hmmmmm i sight u @ele1

@invincible me? i? Ele? Daddy? *smirks Face* Iva Vex Ehnn,even gods go run inside caves to hide

Noted @frankkay. Sorry bro, i'd make sure u recieve quick notification whenever there is an update/new story. @dgreat @ele1 chai, before nko? Wetin u be?

Sorry bro @Dgreat. We'll mek it up to ya. . . @Invincible & @Ele1 Una weldone o. Mummy and Daddy.

lol.... cool story here...where's my gala ooo...@ele1 no cry ooo...lol

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 3 . . . “Where are you exactly?” I asked. “You, where are you”. Clara asked back over the phone. “Come upstairs”. I told her. “I’m at the gallery, close to the viewing rooms” She said okay and hung. Shey you know that nervousness that comes when you are about to see a “social media friend” you like for the first time? That’s was how I felt (macho man aside) Dude. Chill, my mind voice told me, it’s just a girl. Stop acting like a chicken. I inhaled and exhaled and waited. But mehn, all those taking in of air didn’t help me when I spotted her. I first saw before she saw me, just as she was about to get on the escalator. Then she saw me too and knack me one very sharp smile from far like this eh. Damn, this girl is fine. Her hair was braided. All those heavy looking braids. Then she come tie the thing as a bun ontop of her head. She also wore an unbuttoned demin over a white inner Polo. Choi. This girl is fine. I thought The trouser she had on was a jean and tight fitting and it gave the promise of a fine behind from the front. Guy, comport yourself. The escalator brought her level with the gallery floor and she stepped over and “glided” towards me, still smiling. I smiled when she reached me. She looked me over. “You look uglier in real life than you do in your pictures” she said. I raised an eyebrow. “Big head”. I said. “You so wish I was ugly. Keep dreaming.” She laughed. “You don’t want to hug me?” I looked at her chest then told myself to comot eye and try to focus “I will hug you after the movies”. I told her, smiling like cow. “Oya na. You just lost your chance to ever get a hug from me in your whole life”. She said, smiling back. “Come” I told her. “We would be late for the movie”. We walked into the pitch dark viewing room. It was a 3D movie and the place was almost empty. I picked a corner and we settled in. The movie wasn’t yet showing so we started talking. Then the movie started and we watched, whispering from time to time at something on the screen. The girl was just freaking fun to be with jare. She go joke, I go laugh then I will throw my own jokes kwa and she would laugh. Our conversations just flowed and it was damn easy talking to her. Halfway through the movie she leaned towards me and whispered. “Have you ever had s*x in a cinema before?” I peered at her face in the dark. “Nope” I replied like goat wey chop biscuit. “Would you want to try it”. What da…, I thought. Alright. Hol up Hol up. This is starting to look like American film. Wetin she dey talk. “Like, s*x. Right here?”. I asked (Nna, just to be sure say I heard her. Sounds can be a funny thing at times). “Yup”. She said. “What if someone sees us” “Chicken” she said, then stood up and in one swift movement straddled me. Damn, I thought, now that’s one hell of an experienced maneuver the way she had straddled me. She bent over and kissed me. I just take the kiss without kissing her back, wondering how to act. Like mehn, the light from the screen fit go overshine come showcase the two of us join. She kissed me again. I didn’t respond. Slowly, she reached for the front of my trousers and gave my crotch one very vicious squeeze. I grunted in pain. “Bia, what was that for?”. I whispered heatedly “You are not kissing me back”. She whispered… Dammit, I thought, and slowly grabbed her neck and pulled her face towards me… To Be Continued…[/b]

Indeed interesting _sex in cinema

Interesting

look at what is gonna happen.. na d sex dy seaze people comments like this awaiting moderation stuff

gini??

Hmmmm, following sha, comment after next episode

U guys should pls get a room oooooo lolzzzzzzzzzz

following......

Wait Ooo Did I Just Read "Sex In D Cinema" In Dis Nigeria, Igbo 4 Dat Mattrass *Cleaning Eyes*

Go on

War,d babe na hot cake o

Ntin to say now jst observin tinx @individual ride on........ Following...

Ride on pal..

Interesting. Ride on @individual

hmmm...mom dis clara bad ooo..sex in d cinema

hmmmm dis is cwious

she be sex starvage.nx @ele

Hmmmmn

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 4 . . . ..grabbing the back of her neck, I pulled her face closer to mine. Then leaned in closely and kissed her on the lips. Now, this was totally against all my rules. For one, I don’t kiss girls on the first date. Really, I think it gives a bad first impression. Like the conji over-hold you or something. But here I was kissing this girl and on my way to having s*x with her in a public place. …now, that wasn’t my thing. but I wasn’t thinking. It is not every day this kain fine girl dey make pass on person abeg. Slowly, I nibbled on her lower lip. Then bit it gently and used my hand to move the hair covering the left side of her neck. Moving in slowly I kissed a spot on her neck and she moaned. Oh, I thought, she is one of the neck-ish girls. Girls that like their necks to be kissed. Oya na. I dropped another kiss and she threw back her head and grabbed the back of head with one hand and started reaching out for my Zippers with the other one. By now lil Jack the ripper behind the trouser was starting to want to tear comot for trousers. That was when my idiat mind decided to knock. “Guy”. My mind voice called out. “You well at all?” Shhh, I mentally silenced the voice; I’m busy. My mind voice sighed. Fool, where is thy condom. Leave it like that, I told the voice, I go like give this girl belle. Our children go fine. Dude, the voice said again, STD. Pfftt, I thought, sharap… But even when I was sharapping the voice my head was rebooting. Clara reached into my trouser and clutched Jack the ripper. I sighed. Reached for her hand and pulled it away. Then, gently, I heaved her off me. How I go take explain wetin I just do now. “What is it”. And from the sound of her voice she was surprised like mad. She obviously doesn’t get this type of behavior from guys alot. “I can’t” I told her. “Not yet” She no reply. She just eased back into her seat really slowly and bone me like this eh. We watched the movie to the end and although we were acting polite and stuff, that fire we been get just die die anyhow. The movie ended and we entered awkward question time: how was the movie, did you like it. That sort of question. As if we even watched the damn thing. Outside, I got her in a taxi and paid the driver. She mumbled something that sounded like goodbye and got in. The taxi drove off and like that like that. We no talk again for like two weeks. Even on BBM, we just went really damn cold on each other mehn. Then one day she put on this dp of a guy who, let me say the truth and shame the devil, was finer than me like mad man. That was how jealousy knacked me. And no, I don’t get jealous easily. Really. But mehn, this is a Juliet Ibrahim kinda girl we are talking about here. And I had hurt her pride. Vam, I started typing… “Your boyfriend is fine tho”. Piam, I sent. That was how she left my message un- opened from 4.20 pm till like 8pm. When she finally opened it she sent. “I know” I shake head. Roadblock mehn. “How i’ve you been”. I tried again. “Cool”. Double road block. I looked at the reply. Like Nna, what again can somebody ask now kwanu. She is just kancking all my moves down. “How are you”. “Fine”. “Alright”. I typed. “I’m trying to make a conversation here and you are not helping”. I sent “I don’t really think I owe it to you to make a conversation”. She replied. Okay, I thought, that was a full sentence. We are getting somewhere. I typed another one or two things and she typed another one or two things and we both realized how much we’ve missed our chats and started chatting like old times. Somewhere down the line she told me about this party she was attending. Then invited me over. Me, i’m not a party person but damn, I’ve missed this babe. so I agreed. But when I got to the party I realized I should never have agreed to come. To Be Continued…[/b]

Hahaha sex in a cinema, oyah make dem catch u! This geh self, e dey worry am?

Thanks for the mention @invincible and @individual

bleeping in cinema so this things happen???? hmmmm... oya next

Next

Hmmmm. I hope i am not late... @emmyrexx love, i am wit u. I brought d 4alif with mua. @smarticute come sit beside me....

Sex 4 cinema kö? I dey come flash light 4 dat short tin wey u won use 4 cinema. jst wait 4 me....

@originalannchilexdel No u ar not too late love Ad d 4alive iz manageable Buh u don't need to call anybody 2 com seat beside u, nah my lap u go seat...coz i no trust any of diz guyz here especially nw dat da ar aving sex in d cinema.

[b]@individual nice ride on[/b]

Next plz

[b]@emmyrexx u no trust even me ur pastor[/b]

Let me guess wat happn... She cam wit dat fyn dude u saw.

Ride on

Hmmm,ok o,next pls

@Frankkay I trust u nah, why ha no go trust u. Buh nt jux with my sweetheart...no offense bro I hard u avn't stop dat ur porn movie u da watch. [color=green] *Smirk face* [/color]

Why?

[b]@emmyrexx so dis is hw we will start our own fight for coolval bcos am angry wit u nd de GODS ARE NT HAPPY WITH U HW CAN u SAY SUCH A TIN TO DEY EYES of De GODS [color=blue]**straight face**[/color] u beter start to dey look for a way to appease de Gods...lol[/b]

@Frankkay Fight kua? U no we b brothers nah, so we can't fight. Buh i wonder the kind of pastor u b self Coz u sounded mre 2me like an herbalist. [color=green] [B] [i] *Confused* [/i] [/B] [/color] [i] Lolz [/i]

[b]@emmyrexx i be pastor na hw can i be a harbalist so ur bro is now a harbalist abi lol u beter commot from dat world of [color=red]*confution*[/color] na pastor i be[/b]

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 5 . . . I hate parties. Maybe because I can’t dance. Or maybe because I hate the whole social kiniko kiniko that go with it. But the way Clara asked me to come for that party mehn…it wasn’t a small thing. I just had to say yes then after I said yes I regretted I hadn’t said no. But I haf say the yes already na. It would be fack up to come and start changing mouth again. So that’s how I agreed to go party o. That day, as in the party day; I cleaned up then pinged Clara and asked her to send me directions then she did and then come and say one mumu thing about the party being an all white thing. Are you kidding me. Is it NYSC. When It got time to ball out, I looked at my wardrobe . There was only one white in there (I hate white. Minus joke) and the one in the wardrobe was a trad plus it was dirty. I can’t wear dirty white trad na to this kind of party na What kind of mumu all white party sef. I went and took my bath, dressed up with what was in the wardrobe and just balled out. I followed the direction to the place the party was supposed to hold. Actually the place na Liberty estate. If you live in Enugu then you will know the place for real mehn. So piam piam. I followed direction and got to the house. Mehn, that house wasn’t here o. Fine fine anyhow like this eh. I knocked on the gate and waited. That was when I first chop my first Sh*t. Well, not like Sh*t for real. As in, what happened was I knocked and gateman looked at me like I messed beans mess. The malam face no nice at all. “Who you dey fine?” he almost barked. How will I answer now. “I come for the party”. I finally managed to say after my head been blank. “Comot here. Oga pikin say na white”. Vam and he banged gate on my face. I smile. Like all those smile you smile when you feel somebody have just insulted you but you don’t know what to do. So you just laugh yourself and say “chai, I don suffer for people hand”. That kain smile. I picked my phone and called Clara. “Gateman doesn’t want me to enter o”. Dude, my mind voice said when I said that, you just sounded like small pikin now she you know?. Eh wahever, I agreed, live it like that. “Why na?” Clara asked. “He said I’m not putting on you people’s uniform”. She laughed. Then said something about me always liking to break rules and told me to wait. Ten minutes later and she showed. Damn, that girl is fine. No worry. She wore white but white haven’t looked so sinful as it did on that babe, I thought a lot of things when I saw her that I no go like talk about here – Bumshort. Horribly short bumshort like this eh…Choi. Then she come wear this top that just showed her booby like Ish the booby’s birthday. Forget my guy, let’s not go there. She said something to the Gateman and the fool come gree to allow me enter. I got in and gave him my best evil eye and passed. Clara then lead me up a walkway to the front door and Opened it. we got in. That was when I started wishing say I get sense just go fin white borrow. Everybody just wear white, na me just off. And no chair dey the place. Seems they removed it. Everyone was standing. Cocktail kinda Sh*t. A fine very tall guy walked up to us. I’m not fine, I know. But that guy’s fresh fine-ness just made me look twice as ugly as I dey mehn. No shiii. I looked and recognized him from Clara’s dp. That guy I been see for her dp na. Shey you remember? Ehm. “DANIEL”. Clara said. “Meet my boyfriend. Jay, Meet DANIEL” That was when I wished I hadn’t come. And in one simple sentence she just turned my belle. But there was more… To Be Continued…[/b]

lolz..more as in

Hmmm,na u carry ur self go dere na

hmmm

Hmm.. D story looks nyc.. Bt wit all dis short episodes.. U sure say person nor go lose interest quickly so?

[b]na only you waka go laf[/b]

[color=pink]@individual no be only u oo,me self nah dey go party bcus ah no sabi dance,but any time dem babes ask me y i nah dey attend their party i.v,i go tell them i be BORNAGAIN..haha,y u wish say u no cum d party,sebi she give u free jigida( @december undestands) to do 4 d movies but u dey form saint[/color]

[b]but guys make una cumm oo.. b like say wedding plenty dis year oo,,since d first saturday of october my lanlady dey attend weddings week-in,week-out.. me wan marry too[/b]

Intrestinq... I jex love the way vhiz story is written. Ride on bro @Individual. :-)

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[i]@individual nice one kip it rollin i tink am in love wit de story is kul . @ele1 wetin u dey wait for go marry na abi u never see de one u won marry if u never see coolval get plenty wife material but no be person go tell u wen hungry come knockin lol.... .[/i]

smile...dey enjoy am carry go

Next

[b]o boy oya I sence gobe 4 d@ place ooo.. .. .. ..but u neva asked her out now,y she dey call u her bf........okkay now bring it on[/b]

Hmmmmm_na wa o

hmmmm...d blues d blues

Lolx guy u funny dieeeeee

Na only you waka go there?

@invincible. U got a nice story bro.. Buh always try to leave ur [b]chapter heading[/b] without bolding it and the last [b]tbc[/b] to allow sum1 read it by viewing ur profile..

Hehehehe, ride on

na u do ur self lol.

eiyaa! Which kind did you wear a traditional attire to? Where you told that the party was for village meeting or what? You just fuck up like big time

lolz

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 6 . . . This world is sha a very wicked place. Here I was in an all white party putting on some crazy Buttocks off colour nonsense while the babe I had like a massive crush on was introducing me to her nonsense boyfriend. What a wicked world. I pitied myself. But Nawa for you o, I just smiled and do face like it’s perfectly normal for a girl who had made a pass on me some weeks ago to have a boyfriend. I shoke hands with the nonsense Jay of a guy. But sha, the boy just fresh anyhow. All this ajebo children. He just brought out the kpako in me. Minus joke. “Welcome to my party”. Jay said, looking me up and down. “Even though you are a bit off” Arrogant bascard, I thought, na even the fool party sef. No shaking. “I don’t like blending in”. I told him. Smiling my you can go and die smile as I motioned over what I was wearing. The boy smiled, grabbed Clara by the waist and started moving away. Clara looked over her shoulder and said – “make yourself comfortable” then followed the fool. (why I dey insult this boy sef, fool just dey slip comot my finger) Almost as if on cue the DJ changed the already blasting Olamide’s Lagos boys to Harrysong’s Play the ragge play the blues song. I rolled my eye. Perfect, I thought, very perfect. The gods just won mock me today. I looked around. Nobody was paying me any attention, some were smoking weed. plus almost all of them had a girl on their arm, and the normal smooching thing sef don start for some corner while some others were dancing. See my life na. I come single, wear off colour join. Isoriat. I walked to the alcohol dispenser in the dining area and had the dude pour me booze in a red plastic cup I got at the dining table. I brought the cup close to my mouth and Indian hemp come smell me. Like, it wasn’t as if it was surprising or anything because like 5 guys dey smoke the thing for the room. But somehow somehow kwa, it was as if the smell was coming from the drink. I sniffed. It was definitely coming from the booze o. E be like these boys filter weed water take pour inside this thing. Only God knows what else they added. This ajebo children can do crazy things, they fit go even mix Cocaine join. I looked around. Razz party. Whatever, I go need high mehn. I drank the booze. Nodding to Harrysong’s song, I walked to an empty seat in the crowded seating room and sank into it. The party was already super crazy gan. Choi. See rocking and smooching everywhere. I just watched. I saw Clara and Jay dancing. Clara caught my eye and I looked away like say I bin no dey watch them. Msteeew. Nonsense people. I continued scanning the room as I sipped my drink. I saw like two booties I liked. Mehn, some girls get hips no worry. Jayhoover. I watched one guy and a girl slip out to go upstairs. Without been told I knew what was about to get down. When this party start sef? wey everybody don comot for gear already Isoriat. Just when the booze plus the weed water inside the booze plus whatever thing again wey these boys put was starting to take hold of me, Clara Waka and come. She pulled me up. “Let’s Dance”. “You want Jay to kill me abi?” I said. Pulling back. “Don’t be silly. Get up”. “I can’t dance”. I told her. And no, minus joke. I really can’t dance. I dance like a bad dream. “Just shake your body”. She told me. Because I was starting to get high as F**K (on just one cup, only God know what was inside this drink) I just decided to break my no dance rule. I stood up and allowed Clara drag me to the middle of the room. Like 20 people dey already gbedu and I saw Jay dancing with another fine babe like that. I and Clara started dancing. Mehn, it wasn’t a small thing. Highness na bastard. Well, fast forward fast forward. At a point I and Clara stopped dancing. I noticed another babe who was free. I rush am, pulled her up – just like that. Oh mehn, i’m high. Like, seriously. God. What did they put in the drink. The babe I pulled up didn’t complain, she too sef don high die.. We danced and while we danced we talked. I made a few jokes and she laughed. The connection is there, I thought, in my head. At a point, the devil whispered to me what to whisper to the babe . Piam, I no even think am. I just whispered it to her – just like that. “Here is hot”. I whispered.”lets get out of here” . She nodded and started walking away, I followed her. She led the way to the staircase, I followed. Staggering a bit. Just as I climbed the stairs I looked back and saw Clara looking at us. I throway face. Then I remembered I didn’t even know the name of the babe I was following. Well, who cares. We got up and entered a corridor. The babe pushed a door to the right and we balled into a badly lit room. On the bed were the boy and the girl who had slipped out of the party downstairs earlier. They were stark Unclad and just about to “you know na”. I shouted something I can’t really remember now. The babe I was with apologized at the Unclad figures and we shut the door and started laughing those kind of no reason mumu laugh that you laugh when you are high. She fell on me, I held her. Slipped my palms down her buttocks and gave it a squeeze. She pulled my hands away and hit my chest playfully. For where. The alcohol in my system pushed me on. I gently pushed her to the wall and just as she was about to raise her hand to push against my chest I caught it. Raised it above her head and gently pinned it on the wall. Leaning in I slowly brushed my lips against hers. Then looked at her. Her resistance stopped . Piam, I moved in. I rubbed her lower lip with my lip then slowly took it in between my lips and kissed her gently. I released her hands, slid my hand around her waist and pulled her closer. She kissed me back, raising up her hand she pulled my head in. Kissing me deeper. I kissed her neck. No reaction. I went back to her lips and resumed where I stopped. That was when Clara walked up to the corridor and saw us and what she did next surprised me to be continued[/b]

u ve been 5rndzoned sori o

[b]Clara na ur boo,she too get boo come introduce him to u,Harrysong no lie @all...guy be kiaful oh bfor u take a broken head home..lol[/b]

She just shout Jesussssssssss

Hahaha_e be lyk na do me i do u @even ur boo get a boo indeed

clara dey jealous o

pls am new here,i nid 5rnds pls

hmmm...i dey feel u oo

haha ... is waaa oo.. oya wat happened next?

hahahaha ..how u take knw @hardeywummy2

Na threesome tinx

My guy I no go blame you. As Clara your boo done get herself another boo (Jay,so you self gat to get your own boo cos "[color=red]Even your boo get a boo[/color]

Did she break bottle on ur head or wat?

Hey dude.. Tell us what she did

wat happened? just asking oo

Wetin b d thing wey she come do, tel me!

[color = green]wetyn be her own self[/color]

Hahahaha op ur head no go brk

Hmmm

Not until yu tell we

Hmmmm see gobe wetin concern dis gal sef mtcheew shebi she get her own boos ride on my nigga dis is damn interestin....

following

What happen?

@sofia assuming its u wil u brk his head? D gal z his boo nd has her boo so he shuld hv anoda boo 2 complet d equation

Hahahaha, abeg diz suspense fit kill xmas chicken, come continue!

wat did she do oo

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 7 . . . Clara drew me off her body and gave me an annoying look then she yelled at me, daniel what is your problem, i invited you here so i should be your focus of attention. I was about saying something, when the drunk girl got up staggered and walked away, i just stared at her as she left and i said to myself, chai see opportunity wey dis clara make me lose, she don use her reggae spoil my blues, which kind devil she be na. Clara: Daniel are u deaf, is it not u am talking to. *she moved towards me and perceived the smell of alcohol coming from my mouth. Clara: what did u drink? Daniel: i took some bottles of errrrrrm clara: so that was what got u high daniel: i think so. Where is jay? Clara: he is downstair with his friends, he doesn’t know am here. Daniel: really clara: yeah, follow me let us go and join him there. Daniel: am not going anywhere clara: and why is dat so daniel: nothing just go and meet him yourself. She didn’t say anything but just stood there staring at me. I looked at her face and she gave me a seductive look, she leaned closer to me, held my waist and place her breast on my chest. Instantly my dickson got the message and stood erect, she felt it and smiled. Then i said to myself, this na reggae blues. to be continued shortly[/b]

[b]individual diz z too short ooo[/b]

Yeah, i know it is short, dats y am updating next episode shortly.

Tnkz @Sonshine

[b][s]Thanks bro @Sonshine.[/s][b]

okay

Next naw

Clara say u ar more dan gud o, may u put am in d mood o.. @sonshine ten queue . @pizzaro how i fit tay get like ur pen nw ?

@invincible *straight face* u beta upload another one, u no see say diz one short ni?

I taya 4 dis clara o [b] , wetin b her own self [/b]

veeeewi short

[b]Pls u guys shouldn't be mistaken, @individual owns the story and not @invincible . @originalannchilexdel hope u undastand now *winks* . I apologise for the short episode posted today, i will make it up to u guys tommorrow . Your comment on the story is all i request from u guys, so as to add more ink to my pen. . Goodnight coolvallers.[/b]

Blues

[color=blue]oko[/color]

thanks @sonshine

Y clara da pour sand inside ur white garri na .na wa

D 2nd Stage Of Falling Hands Wan Start Isoriat

So wat next?

Choi , obiagom na aruo!

1 tanker of ink to ur pen Oooooooooo

@sonshine ....thanks jaweeeee. . .....what happened next??? post the next episode let's find out. .

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 8. . We drew our heads forward, our lips locked and we started kissing each other, i slid my hands around her waist and started fondling her bwest, i was about locating her kitty wen she pushed me backwards. *lai lai i no go gree oh, she must finish wetin she start* i stood calm, came towards her again, held her cheek with my hands and we continued kissing. I had begun to enjoy the feeling when she held my hand and said "follow me" to where, i asked just come, she said i agreed and she led me to a room, she opened the door and we entered inside. I looked around and saw that the room was neatly arranged. where is this place, i asked you love asking questions, she said she closed the door and locked it. She looked at me, smiled and asked "have u ever had sex during a party" ignoring her question, i grabbed her by the waist and squeezed her breast, she let out a soft moan. She undid my trousers and brought out dickson and started sucking the tip. This feeling alone set my body on fire. ”konji na barstard” i said to myself. She started undressing herself and her boobie which was pointed and firm caught my attention and i just kept on staring at it. She stood unclad and came on top of me and positioned my dickson above her kitty. Daniel: clara abeg wait. clara: what is it again. daniel: i need protection. clara: just pull out when u are about to pour. Daniel: clara i no fit oh, wat if i carry infection. Clara: u are crazy *she playfully hits me on my chest* do u think am having any infection. I should even be the one asking u dat question. She stands up from the bed and walked toward where she kept her purse, she opened it and emptied all the contents on the floor. I looked and stared at the contents with amazement. *oboi na up to 20 roll of condoms dey there, this girl fit dey do public service oh* Here, have it, she said, i collected a roll from her and wore it. She came on top of me again and placed dickson into her kitty and started riding on me. *omo dis girl tight die* she was still going up and down and i was sure she was enjoying it. After some minutes we switched position and i continued from her behind. She was just releasing soft moans, few minutes later, i reached my climax and i then emptied my hot pour into the condom. We cleaned up our selves and laid on the bed. I took my phone and checked the time, it was already late. Clara: we will be spending the night here together. Daniel: that will be better, i don’t think i can go back today, so wat about jay. Clara: he has sent me a text message already that he will be spending the night with his friends. Daniel: okay. We gisted for up to an hour before we became dizzy, we cuddled each other and slept off. I woke up the next morning, checked the time and saw that it was past 8’oclock. I checked for clara on the bed but she was not there, it seems she left me earlier. I stood up to take my clothes and dress up, but they were not there, i checked everywhere but still couldn’t find it. I looked at myself again and saw dat i was only wearing a boxer short. *shey na boxer wan follow me go house ni* I sat down back on the bed, having no idea of what next to do. Different thoughts started running through my mind. To be continued.[/b]

[b]Hahaha don't tell me Clara is trynaa pull pranks wif You by packing ur wears...o boy u ve messed up big time ni oh..oya jex wear boxer begin go house...mtcheeww.[/b]

She wan jonze yhu.

Who am i seeing .. @konphido who ? How dat side. Tel me . D hamatan rich mecury abi na jupiter u go ?

Tooo short na.

[b]@konphido wlc to de land of de leaving bcos na only god no were u put head metcheew ...... guy u don enter one chance imao did Clara son do u 30 following.... @sonshine @ele1 @skookum @pemamezi @tholartee @sofia @jummybabe ,@pizzaro oya over here guys[/b]

Lol.. lemme borrow u my clothes naw

One chance

hahahahahaha , guy u no go kill mhe wid laughter here oh,

Enta wetin @sonshine

Lol,maybe she z washing ur cloth

So Clara don detain u 4 her house fa?

mehn i pity u o, where u clothes na? Jay don steal am

[u][s]Chai. One chance. You don enter ram today?[/s][/u]

Plz post the next episode so that we can find out what happened to your clothes

Dix z gobe

Too short

U mean even my get boo get a boo

uh..pele

Hehehe.. @roes it is very wa oh.... Harmattan nor dae here jawe... Na everyday rain take dae fall for dis syd.. . . @frankkay Land of d living kwa?? Dis pastor don go watch po.rn again.. I hear say u dun dae smoke weed juen. . . [b]**TONGUE OUT**[/b]

u don enta ram

Chai Daniel u dn suffer

u are done for

[b]@konphido na God win[/b]

Interesting...i almost quit reading dis story immediately i found out it was sex story coz i don't want to be reading sex stories again. Buh diz compelled me to keep reading continuously, (thou i always skip the sex part). . . . Nw dis is wah i called original gobe! I guyz u gonna walk home clad on ur boxers only. @individual Continue pls.

Mayb she help u 2 go nd wash ur clothe lolzzzzzzzzzz

See gobe!! U don enta trap for d party where u go..lol

@konphido whc planet is dat ?

@individual na y u da keep us 4 suspense . If u make me provoke i go tear u into pieces . But sha kudos to /u

I Talk Am....She Don Chop U Finish Wan Come Pinish U Join....Dis Clara Na Anoda Tin Ooo....Bia Individual Dont Keep Us Waiting Ooo Oya Continue

Lol, u done enter one chance

Story for the gods....... Go home with ya boxers na

@frankkay u want make TFU?? LOLX.. . . @roes na konphido planet na

Hahahaha_she 4 wait till bowing day

[color=green]lolz Clara don seize your clothes .... @individual but wait oooo...u wrote about pouring your cum into the condom...sey condom get container niiiii because i don't understand... I thought condom was round like a bottle cover????[/color]

4llowing

Ah! This nah public casting nah! Why Clara go do like dat abi she no enjoy the strafing and needed to punish you for your shortcomings. Lol! your boxers go even better pass that traditional you wore earlier so hit the road.

[colorblue]Nawaoooo for u[/color]

Hahhahahaha na wetin puxxy dey cause nxt tym no fuxk puxxy forget urself... Na dat boxerz u go use go home ooooo. Choi u neva jam b4.

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 9 . I sat down on the bed, having no idea of what next to do. Different thoughts started running through my head. *like say i know, i for don go house on time yesterday, na the useless konji wey hold me kon cause this wahala* i said to myself. I took my phone and dialled clara’s number but i got a response saying my account balance is low. I quickly borrowed airtime from customer care, since that was the only option left for me to recharge my phone. Dialling clara’s number again, i placed the phone on my ear. The response i got made me froze with shock. Clara’s number is switched off, what do i do now. Not knowing who else to call, i dropped the phone on the bed. I headed straight towards the door and decided to seek help from whoever i set my eyes on, i turned the door knob and pulled the door backwards. The door didn’t open, it was locked. At this junction, i could hear my heart beat. I began to regret why i came to this party in the first place. I knew i had to get out of here, but i just couldn’t figure a way out. Banging the door and shouting for help may create a scene which am sure the outcome will be so embarassing for me. So in order not to make matter worse, i went back and laid on the bed and started thinking of the next step to take. I took my phone and log into bbm to have a chat with Jaga *the fool wey introduce me to clara* Me: Jaga, u dey mad oh i typed on the screen and sent it to him, i waited for few minutes but there was no reply. I began to look at the screen waiting for him to type a message but i got frustrated after none came. My stomach started rumbling and i began to feel hunger pangs, it then occured to me that i haven’t eaten anything since yesterday evening. This was when i started raining abuses on the two fool wey put me for this condition, which was no other person but clara and jaga. Then something caught my attention. I stared at the display picture on jaga’s bbm profile and it was a female picture i saw. I began to think it was jaga’s new crush until i viewed the picture and i was surprised at what i saw. Isn’t this clara’s picture? I asked myself oh yeah it is definetely clara’s picture. I began to wonder why jaga uploaded her picture on his d.p i checked his status and what i read made me jump off from the bed, forgetting that i was locked up. This can’t be true so clara is jaga’s ex-girlfriend *he kon dey lie for me say clara na him cousin* i was running out of battery so i quickly log out of bbm, and kept my phone. I must get out of here as soon as possible before i die of hunger, i said to myself. As minutes rolled by, i became more hungrier and tired. *next time again for my life, i go avoid party like poison, dis 1 don teach me lesson* i said to myself I was still lost in thoughts, until when i saw the door flew open, and then clara walked in with a smile on her face. She was looking more sexier than ever, she wore a mini skirt which brought out the curvy shape of her hips, her bwests were *chai, see wetin i dey imagine, instead of make i strangle this girl* Clara: good morning dear. Daniel: where the hell have u been, i said with fury. Clara: am sorry i left u here all alone, jay called me to come over and i escorted him home. I didn’t want you to leave without seeing me, that was why i had to do it. Daniel: so why was your phone switched off? Clara: i had a flat battery, please am sorry now you don’t have to react this way. Daniel: sorry for yourself, where are my clothes? Clara: i didn’t take your clothes, i left it in the wardrobe for you, didn’t u checked there? *i no even remember say wardrobe dey the room, over thinking don format my memory* I walked to where the wardrobe was and opened it and i saw my clothes neatly arranged there. Taking the clothes, i quickly wore it, she didn’t say anything again, she just stood where she was and watched me. I will be on my way now, i told her. Won’t u eat, i bought u snacks on my way coming, she said, raising up a polythene bag she was holding. No am not hungry yet, i will prepare something when i get home, i lied. *i no fit spend anoda minute for this place* alright, no problem she said. We bade each other farewell and i took transport back to where i live. ***************************************** Immediately i got home, i took off my clothes and ran to the kitchen to prepare something to eat, i took out some noodles and put it in a pot of boiling water. I went back to my room and relax while i waited for the food to be ready. Still couldn’t believe clara was once jaga’s boo. My phone vibrated, i took it and check the notification panel at the top screen and i saw bbm icon which signified that i have a message on bbm. To be continued.[/b]

[IMG]Seriouse tin......intresting [/IMG]

[b]Seriouse tin......intresting [/b]

Lol Thank u stars it wazn't setup. Buh i stil smells danger ahead. pls continue

Enugu girls dem like to do

Ok

O crious

next

Wen u da fuck and u da do

Guy make u use ur brain oooo coz afta d reggee u go play d bluez

lol...following

I dey wait for update ooo

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 10 . I opened my blackberry messenger and read the message. It was from Jaga. Jaga: how far na, i find u come house yesterday, u no dey around, where u go na? Me: clara invite me come one party, na now i just enta house sef. Jaga: u go party since yesterday afternoon kon come back by dis time, how u take waka now. Me: jaga na long story oh, but just imagine am like say na police detention i dey since yesterday. Jaga: ah, but for u to sleep over, e mean say u achieve something na. *Not wanting to let him know i slept with clara, i quickly changed the topic* Me: jaga, e get something wey i wan discuss with u. Jaga: wetin be dat, hope say u neva give person belle? Me: no be dat one, i need money badly and i go like make u help me with cash. Jaga: if na dat one, u go wait till end of this week. Make i see wetin i fit gather for u. Me: okay now no wahala, at least u don try. I began to percieve burnt smell coming from the kitchen, which made me remembered the noodles i was cooking. I quickly stood up and ran into the kitchen with speed, brought the pot down and put off the stove. I stared at the food and saw that it was partially burnt, i had no choice but to eat it that way so as to reduce the hunger pangs i was feeling. I took a fork and emptied what was left of it into a plate and carried it back to the room. I dugged into the food and ate it hungrily not minding the burnt taste. Few minutes later, i was about rounding up when i heard a sound from my door. ”kpon kpon kpon” it sounded again. Who is there, i asked its me Iya kola, the voice replied. On hearing that, i recognised who she was. Am coming just a minute, i answered. I quickly stood up, packed what was left of the food into the plate and went to drop it in the kitchen. *in case u guys never knew, iya kola is my next door neighbour, she is like a second mother to me and she in turn treats me as her son* i rushed back to the room and opened the door for her. Good morning ma, i greeted. Iya kola: how are you daniel? Me: am fine ma, i replied offering her a seat. Iya kola: hope all is well, its been a while u know. Me: yes ma, i heard u travelled. Iya kola: oh yes i did, i just got back yesterday. I checked on you but you were not at home, the surprising thing was that u didnt come back home until this morning, what happened? *ye mogbe, i don enter am today* Me: dats true ma, i went to church, we were having a program, we finished late and i couldn’t make it on time which made me slept in the church. Iya kola: hope u remembered me in your prayers. Me: of course ma, why won’t i. *see as i just package lies dey distribute for her, please God forgive me* Iya kola: it shall be well with you Me: Amen, i answered. Iya kola: here are the gifts i bought for you on my way coming, she said extending a polythene bag towards me. Me: thank u very much, am grateful ma, i said collecting it from her. Iya kola: you are welcome. I will be on my way now, let me go and prepare food for my husband, she said while standing up. Me: okay ma, please extend my greetings to him. Iya kola: i will, be a good boy and remember to read your bible always. Me: yes ma, i replied. After she left, i quickly emptied all the contents of what was inside the polythene bag on the floor. Hmmmmmmmm, bananas, i said peeling one of them and started eating it. At least this is much more better than the burnt noodles i ate recently. After eating to my fill, i emptied the peel into the dust bin and went into the bathroom to take my bath. Few minutes later after coming out of the bathroom, i got dress up. Having nothing else to do, i laid on the bed and took a nap, awaiting the next day which was sunday.[/b] . . To be continued. Next episode comes up on Monday please feel free to drop your comments happy weekend everyone :)

Haba ! Monday too long naw

U need cain oooo,monday bawo d@ too far...

o ti far ju now,,,,,,,,,,,just ride on sha

Monday... O Que??? Re u kidding me??

Nawa for this story oh..

Monday far o but i go wait, bt no frget to post dat Monday o

Make ona warn dat guy ooo . If i da vess i da knw oo but i no da like fight on sundayz.../.

Mon is too far

Am still observing o

ah..following..monday too long na..

Haha....y monday?

Monday bawo, nah wah o

taking long

@individual bia nwokem monday eteka na......cho ife iga eme ya

monday too far ooooo

hmmmmm, monday dey long o

Following...

Followingggggggggg next

Following

[b] hmmm ur case dey mars o...[/b]

ok moday here we wait

since we no get. choice make we day wait na

Alrice. Till monday then.

Monday Tinz Nigeria gets the first pitch to be powered by Players in Nigeria http://teehargs.blogspot.co.id/2015/12/nigeria-gets-africa-first-football.html?m=1

Patiently waiting for monday

Patiently waiting for monday to see what will happen next

Hmmm, following sha, till next bf i go comment

Following.... Monday cha¿

Hmm, na enjoyment u dey na, carry on jare

[b]Chai so this Monday far like this...... I go Pre-Siddown for the episode o,so no forget call me[/b]

[b]Monday[/b] [b]Tomorrow[/b]

[b]I[/b]

[b]Abeg....[/b] [b]make person hail me if ihn don land[/b]

Notify me abeg....

today na monday oooo

Waitin...

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 11 . . Sunday finally came, i knew i had to prepare for church so i swept my room and tidy up everywhere as quickly as possible so as to prevent any excuse that arises for going late. After i was done with the cleaning, i went into the bathroom to take my bath. I came out, cleaned my body and checked the time. I still had one hour left before church starts, i quickly went to my wardrobe and brought out a fancy T-shirt with with jeans, took out my sneakers from under the bed and got dressed up. I stared at the mirror and what i saw made me smile with satisfaction. Actually my reason for going to church was not to go and worship God, it was just to go and show off with my new look. *i sure say una sef dey do am, so no look me say i be bad boy* Dear Lord, please let this day turn out Good for me, i said as i opened my door to leave the house. I stepped out of the compound and took a bike to church which was not too far from my house. *i for don trek go sef, but as this harmattan be, e go change my white sneakers to colour brown before i even reach church, so i no get choice* On reaching my destination, i got down, paid the bike man off and entered the church. *Normally i no dey like to sidon for front row because na the faces of people wey dey there pastor dey always look, and since i no be regular church goer, e no go good if pastor sight my face* I walked to the back row and took a seat and as church was about to start, a lot of people started rushing in. That was when this particular girl came to the row i was seating and occupied the space next to me. *ewooo this girl fine oh* i don’t even think i have ever seen anyone as beautiful as she was in my entire life. Church started and i couldn’t even concentrate, i was just busy thinking of how i will woo this girl after church service. I must get to know this girl, i won’t let her pass me by, i said to myself. They engage in immoral sexual activities, i heard the pastor shout aloud. I abandoned the thoughts and focused on what the pastor was talking about. Lo and behold, the topic was DATING. To be continued.[/b]

Pastor spoil market

Bad market o!

May God av mercy on ur soul

Nw the ministry is moving

Case closed.. Pastor don disarrange ur event.

Hw wunt pastor see u wt ur mumu behaviour

Pastor don read ur dirty mind

lol

lolz...pastor ja ona

lolz...pastor ja ono

Lolz....

Lol...

Nna guy u dy keep us waiting o

Hummm

it serves you better

I knw that nxt episode will b nxt year

Dat's gud

[b]Like seriously this episode burst my brain. ..n[/b] The ministry is working

following ....keenly @individual ride on bro observing mood

na u pastor dey follow talk

Why this pastor won spoil market for you ??

Hahaha, bad market indeed, beta change ur ways

[color =pink][b]This guy wount kill us with suspense[/b][/color] [b]Post nxt episode na[/b]

Hmmm opportunity 4 u 2 realize ur mistakes

Notin spoil sha...

Lolzz. Lord hv mercy o

Pastor don catch u.

Hahaha,mumu,inside church again?

following

Dz ma guy don dey take tym to update

Nawa oo i don taya 4d guy @imperialsluv

Ur Attraction 2 Beautiful Gals Dey Put U 4 Trouble Hope Say Dis 1 Go Dey Different Even Though Say D Pastor Don Dey Put Sand 4 Ur Garri

@Sir_Mike i tink sey na only me notice d tin.

Dat awkward time wen the pastor is preaching against ur very "intentions"

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 12 . . . They engage in immoral sexual activities, i heard the pastor shout aloud. I abandoned the thoughts and focused on what the pastor was talking about. Lo and behold, the topic was DATING. *i dey hate this kind tin like mad, y some pastors dey behave like dis, shey na when i don plan to toast dis girl, na im pastor wan spoil show for me* As the pastor continued preaching, i was just observing the girl to see her reaction on what the pastor was saying. *oboi, see as this girl bone face like person wey drink alomo, ahh pastor don fall my hand* Some minutes after the pastor finished preaching, i seized the opportunity and brought out my phone, opened my web browser and entered coolval website so as to check for updates. *i kon dey use style form big boy with my BlackberryQ5 for the girl presence* As i was busy with the phone, that was when i heard a phone ringing and it happened to be the girl’s phone. She brought out the phone, power it off and kept it back in her bag, it was an iphone 6. *na so i open mouth like dundee, see embarassment of the highest order* I quickly stopped what i was doing and stylishly kept my phone inside my pocket, even the vibrations from messages sent to me didn’t make me bring it out again. Church ended after the closing prayer and everyone started coming out of the church. Not forgetting what i had planned in mind, i went up to meet the girl and started a conversation with her. Hello, i said to her hi, u were the guy sitting beside me in church today, aren’t u? Yes i am, this is actually the first time i will be seeing you in this church, so am just wondering if you are a new member here, i said to her No am not, i have been worshiping in this church for the past three months now. Oh really, i never knew but anyway you are welcome to my church, i said to her Thanks, that’s so thoughtful of you. Am Daniel and you? I asked. My name is Jennifer but my friends call me Jenny. Wow jenny, dats a beautiful name Thanks Daniel, she said. You are welcome, do u mind giving me your phone number so i can call u some other time, i asked her. No problem, its okay by me. I brought out my phone and the memories of the embarassment i received earlier in church flashed into my mind. At least, i have accomplished my mission so there is no need to be embarassed again. As she called out her number, i dialled it in my phone and saved the number. Daniel, i will be on my way now. Ok jenny goodbye. Alright goodbye, she said and left. At last it worked out well, with this i can start from somewhere, i said to myself with a wide grin on my face. I turned to walk towards the exit when i felt a soft tap on my shoulder, i looked back and guess who i saw? It was the Pastor!!!. To be continued.[/b]

True true pastor don read ur mind

Hmmmm anoda phase of morale dropping.

Oboy u don enter today own .

Jesus!

[color =blue][b]Pastor go give yu tactic on how to go about it no worry[/b][/color]

You go receive salmon tire today

D pastor site u sah

Hahaha see pastor oh

Lol,preaching will start again o,or maybe he will chase d spirit of womanizer from u

Lol... Pastor's daughter I guess.... Ileye gidigan !!

Lolz Start Organizing Everytin U Will Say 2 Him Nw....Dont B Afraid He Jst Want 2 Remind U Of D Church's Activities 4 D Week So Dat U Wud B Present

All ears

hahahahaha nawa for dis pastor o wic kind bad belle be dis na well no p following ride on bro for life vote @delight come 17dec dats tomorrow [IMG]https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s240x240/1601458_265199713643247_422919494_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=5f5b9b599de1f35ee7d5cd99a6fcb5e9&oe=571983A1[/IMG]

Hahaha pastor? Daniel OYO

Lol pastor they ruin show!!! you must be born again by the pastor

Pastor hop no problem ooooooo

Thanks @invincible

Hahaha Ya own don piam. The spirit of the lord has revealed ya qames to the pastor. Welcome to another preachinq session jare. :-)

Chai, pastor go ask u to delete d number ASAP

Hehehehe no panic

Ebi like sey God tell the pastor what you dey wan do

Lol

No go area

the pastor na guy man

lol.

Ogbeni na one chance tinx

Lol bad market

Hahahahhahahaha laf wan kill me die.... True True this pastor nobi fake he sabi skata show nxt!!!

It be like sey dis pastor na winch for ur village wey follow u come lagos

d pastor want to use his *ragea* 2 spoil ur *blues*

Omo see Gobe

following . . . . . Prestigiousfirstlady needs your vote 2day to become miss Coolval

Hope d pastor is married coz if nt, it then means that you are trespassing into his area of intrest. I can imagine how yr heart wld jumped in2 yr mouth on sigthing him. [b]YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT IN THE ACT[/b]

worry not brother, lol

hahaha pastor u are in for a a long sermon

[b] [color=blue] dnt panic yet, lets knw wot d pastor wants to say [/color] [/b]

[b][color =orange]is just a preaching brother... to be careful of women ..nor fear[/color][/b]

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 13 . . . Good afteroon young man, the pastor said to me Good afternoon pastor, i replied. So what is your name young man, he asked. My name is Daniel sir, i answered Oh brother daniel, you have been a member of this church for a very long time now, but i observed that you have been absent for some weeks now. Yes, you are right pastor. So what do you have to say about it. *i no go wan lie because e get as e go be, inside church for dat mata, but i no kon get any reasonable excuse* I was in my hometown, i visited my parents and spent some time with them, dat was what actually caused my absence. Okay, but now that you are back, i will advise you spend more time with God. I will do that pastor. Dats good, do not forget the meaning of your name, for you will be Judge by God according to the way u act. Immediately he said this words, my concience became guilty, truly the Lord is talking through this man, i said to myself. Have a nice day brother daniel, and i do hope to see you in church next week sunday. Thank you pastor, i said to him, bid him farewell and left for home. ********************************************** I got home, said a short prayer and had a change of clothes. I then entered the kitchen to prepare lunch, after the food was prepared, i couldn’t even eat because i never had the appetite. Just busy thinking of Jenny, i have never really been in a serious relationship before, but from the look of things, if she gives me a chance, i won’t let her regret it. But all this while, i never got a call or text message from clara since that incident and i am no even bothered about it because tripping for her will lead me no where, she is just a sex freak. I took my phone and opened whatsapp, just to check if jenny had an account on whatsapp. Yes dats it, her account was right there staring at my face, i decided to send her a message but that will be to soon, since am just coming back from church. I opened bbm so as to have a chat with Jaga, and that was when i got a message telling me my data bundle has exhausted. Damn it, i quickly checked my pockets and brought out some naira notes. I hurriedly left the house and headed to the nearest shop were recharge cards were sold, i purchased airtime worth a thousand naira which i will use in renewing my subscription. On getting home, i checked my phone and saw four missed calls from an unknown number. I couldn’t call back coz i didn’t purchase call airtime. I opened bbm after subscribing for the one month plan, that was when the call came again and i picked the call. Hello, i said. Am i speaking with Daniel? Yes, how may i help you? Please come over to Divisional Police headquaters immediately. Why, what for? Jaga needs your help Then the line went dead. To be continued.[/b] . . . Next episode comes up on Monday Happy weekend everyone :)

Its getting HOTTER

Hmmmmmmmm

following

[color =brown]following[/color]

interesting , tank GOD say d pastor no give am sermon o,

Oboy! Ki lo se le??

Followin closely

Yawa dey oooi jaga for police mata nd na only u he fit call.

Hmmm all will be well

Haa,wetin jaga do again

Short short episode...who knows wah Jaga offence might be???

Uhm

@individual abeg wic Monday are u talking about pls e too far oo abeg well nice story got ur back bro ride on no shaking

Hmmmm! Jaga needing your help at the Divisional Police Headquarters

Getting more interesting

<kaiii....... end tym fr u ma broda @ d police headqrtz..............>

hahaahaha i thought it was Jenny

Hmmm. Jaga don enta am. Monday seh, here I wait

hmmm jaga jaga

Following

Hmmmmm writer yyyyyy monday. Jaga is in problem. Listen to pastor dan

hmmm.. Ook

Weting be all the monday ish now,update wetin u go update nd 4get hw he dey go jor........ Scot I swear u dey fall my hand

Jaga don commit

following!

Maje i dey watch una

Wow @ heading 2 where @ 9ce stwori

wetin happen

This is gettinq more crazier dan I thought, what kud have happened to Jaga

On a Sunday?? Ke Jega u choose the wrong day to visit the police sation

Next Monday? Nawa 4 U Ooo Anyway Still Following....Dont Tell Me Jega Dealt Wit Clara

Ghe ghe ghe ghe ghe gan....... . . . U don enter am..... . .. ... .... ..... .... ... .. . Abeg o , Me no know anybody if police don enter matter o... . I go dey observe bro Daniel i dey your back

Lol @Blaisebrayne . . .pastor sef ja

following

jaga needs my help I go park slf

jaga needs my help I go park slf police mattta!

Following can't wait fr monday ooo

Hmmm u sure its nt set up

Pol......... What? What is he doing there?

okay the boo is getting a boo now. Can't wait to read the next episode

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nice story, bt its kinda too short nd the update too slow, pls improve alittle bit

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 14 . . . I stared at my phone with disbelief, this can't be true, what will jaga be doing in the police station on a Sunday. I wished i had airtime to call back but i didn't. Without wasting much time, i stood up and put on my clothes, i have to help jaga, if he is locked up, dat means he will be on bail so i have to take some cash along. No one goes to a police station with full pockets and comes out without spending a dime, i trust our Nigerian police officers *winks* After leaving home, i quickly headed straight to the bank to make a withdrawal. Few minutes later, i was already on my way heading to the location which was very far from where i live but happens to be the only police station close by where jaga resides. On reaching there, i entered the police station and I saw jaga and two of his friends at the entrance. Jaga, i shouted with a surprise look on my face. I was thinking he was locked up, but seeing him here made me more a curious. Jaga: Daniel thank God say you don come. Daniel: Jaga na wetin dey happen? Jaga: I was robbed last night Daniel: robbed? How manage na Jaga: i didn't even know how it happened, it was at gunpoint, they were about six in numbers. Daniel: na wetin dem come do? Jaga: which kind question be dat one, na wetin dem dey do before, no be to steal. Daniel: so what did they steal. Jaga: they went away with my laptop, phones and some amount of money which i had kept at home. I just got a report this morning telling me that the robbers had been caught and all stolen goods has been retrieved from them. Daniel: since you are here, why haven't you collected yours? Jaga: i have already gone, i spoke with the officer in charge but he said that before I can take it, I will have to deposit the sum of twenty thousand naira. Daniel: 20k, for wetin na Jaga: the tin surprise me sef, right now am on having 12k which was contributed by my friends here, that was why i sent for you. Daniel: good thing I came with cash. I brought out the money and added eight thousand naira to it, which made the money complete. Jaga: thank you ma guy, u do well. I and his friends waited outside while he went in to make the payment for his stolen goods, so i used the opportunity in doing some introduction with his friends. Few minutes later, he came out with a wide grin on his face, carrying along with him his phones and window 8 laptop. You guys are the best, i really appreciate all your efforts. We talked for a while and bid each other farewell before we parted ways, leaving only jaga and i. Jaga: i have some repairs to do. Daniel: did the laptop got spoilt? Jaga: no, not the laptop. It is my door, it was broken by those robbers. Daniel: really, no be small tin oh, dat means you will have to fix it today. Jaga: exactly, but do you know any carpenter i can call now? Daniel: i think so. I asked jaga to lend me his phone since he had airtime and called a carpenter which I was familiar with and he promised to come on time after given him the address. he is on his way I told jaga. Jaga: thats better, let him come and fix it up before night falls. We continued to gist about the robbery incident which I couldn't help but laugh when he told me he was flogged on the buttocks for harassing one of them, after which he left and I took a bike home. To be continued.[/b]

first to comment

Nice one,i thought jaga z in trouble..@ritagold new episode z here

vhiz nigeria officers sha,dem fit do anitin sha,imagine 2o bucks just to retrieve stolen items

Chaaai ;flogged On The Buttocks ..Thanks God For Your Life Jaga

Followinggggggggggg

hmmm following

all this useless police.... Mtcheww I hiss with igbo... Lol

@Onahsunday631 thanks sweetie for the iv

Dey didn't flog him wel, him 4 no fit sidon dey gist u

Wheeww

ok o following

next plzz

ehyah...Beta ur goods were retrieved,u wuld av spent more if u were to buy dose stuffs again

Jaga may be lying like vhat...who knows?

Chu! Daniel aw u take get call crd call carpenter, uhm observing sha

Hmmmmn okay naw

Lol nxt

following ...so sorry abt ur done @Individual

following ...so sorry abt ur fone @Individual

Lol... Them flog am.. Ihn try wey ihn harass 1/6

Scot thurnder fire u

Naija police! Making money at any given opportunity

Dis Jaga Case Na Funi 1 Ooo

@Skookum na who wan send the thunder :)

lmao , kuntunu joor

Una self_any way am observing

[b]following even ur boo get a boo hmmm @individual so sorry for d loss we are kindly waitting patiently[/b]

Tnk ur God sey dem no gun u down nd sey u gt frnd wey gt giving hrt.

Guy, you should be thinking of how to call Jenny.

NEXT

Next please

Am with you bro.

following....

hmmm

intresting

Is like all update z pending

Next pls

[color =red]still following[/color]

All updates are pending

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 15 . Jaga gave me a call some hours after I had gotten home, informing me that the repairs had been made and also showing appreciation for helping him out. We chatted on bbm for a while and discussed some personal issues which ended before midnight and I slept off. As the days rolled by, i got in contact with Jenny and we became friends, and as time went on we later got to know that we share some things in common, like we are from the same state but different local government, her favorite food happens to be mine and most of her likes is not different from mine. There was a day i gave her a phone call requesting to pay her a visit, but she turned me down saying I shouldn't come because she is still living with her parents and my presence there won't be a good idea. I then told her to visit me instead which at first she wanted to decline but after much pressure from me, she later accepted and I gave her my address. She then told me day and time she will be free to come. This made me happy and I thanked her for accepting. we then talked for a while before i hung the call. I woke up that fateful day which i was to expect her with my head filled with the thoughts of Jenny. I have grown so fond of her to the extent that I think am beginning to fall in love with her, i just hope she feels the same. After doing some clean up in and outside the house, i washed my teeth and entered the bathroom to have my bath before settling down to eat my breakfast. I laid on my bed after i had finished eating with my gaze fixed on the clock hanging on the wall, it was busy ticking slowly which got me provoked. I stood up and went out to put on my generator since there was no light. I began to watch some movies before i heard a knock on the door. A little smile appeared on my face, could it be her, i asked myself. I checked the time and saw that it was still early for her to be here by now. "kpon kpon kpon" the sound came again. Out of curiosity i ran to the door and opened it. Guess who i saw? .[/b]

Clara! She came 2 apologise

lol , i guess CLARA abi CLAIRA?

Lolzz.. Dis episode is so short.. I can count hw many lines with my fingers

hahahahhah na ur aunty u see

Hmmmm,maybe z her (jenny)she want to suprise u

Clara???

too.short

Jenny of cos

Na only u fit answer dat one o.

Too short

Clara

Who

clara

Na ur landlord he came to collect hiz houze rent.......lolz

[b]@individual who it is? i will tell u after d next episode .. the earlier u post the next, d faster my answer will come[/b] :)

Who u see nah

Let me guess is jaga hahaha lol bro @individual u are doing a nice job but de Gods are angry for slow update

Na pastor...jehova witness

@frankkay i will appease the gods when the time comes :)

finally here!....@ele1,our seer abeg wetin you see??

@promzy d gods have pressed 'pause', so i cannot speak till d gods press 'play'

mmma

Go ask ifa

Too short

hmmmmm_am nt good at guessin. o _

Must we always guess whom you saw? mtcheew!

[b]AWAITING MODERATION [/b] can't guess for now

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 16 . . . On opening the door, the visitor happened to be Iya kola. Good morning ma, i greeted her Good morning daniel, how are you? she asked taking a seat. Am fine me, i replied This one that you are at home today, hope all is well? By the grace of God, all is well ma. Then why didn't you go to work today? Am not in good health ma, i lied to her, not wanting to let her know that i resigned from my previous Job due to the stipends i do get as income. Eyaaaaaaa pele, she said in Yoruba language which meant sorry. Have you taken injections? she asked again *injections ke* No ma, i only took some drugs, its just a slight illness and am sure I will be alright by tomorrow. Okay, i wish you quick recovery Thank you ma I was sleeping when I heard the sound of your generator which woke me up from sleep, so i decided to come and check on you. Ah, am sorry for the disturbance ma No problem my dear, since am already here, i will join you in watching movie. So what's the title? The title is Olympus has fallen, have you watched it ma? No I haven't, i prefer Nigerian movies Really, then let's watch this particular movie together, i said inserting a disk into the DVD player. We focused our attention on the film while it was playing and engaged into series of laughter whenever we came across the comedy part of the film. All this while, i had forgotten i was expecting a visitor, it didn't even occur to me that she will stay this long. The movie was about to end when the generator suddenly stopped and went off. I think the fuel has finished, i said to her Am glad we had almost conclude the movie before it went off, you have already entertained me so there would be no need asking you for food again, let me go and prepare it myself. she said standing up to leave. Okay ma, you can also include mine in the preparation, i said jokingly Lazy boy, just come over when you feel hungry so you can have it. Okay thank you ma, i said to her before she left. I switched off the TV set and other electronics i had switched on earlier, after which i lay on the bed so as to relax my body for some minutes. My phone began to ring, i stared at the screen and the name Jenny appeared on it. This was when i remembered I was expecting her, without wasting much time, i picked up the call and spoke Hello Jenny Hi Daniel, am at the gate of your compound, kindly come and open up. Okay, i will be there immediately, i said and hung up the call. I quickly wore something okay and headed outside to open the gate which seemed to be locked. On reaching there, i unlocked the gate and saw her, she was putting on a red flowing gown which made her look more beautiful. I stretched out my arms to her, she then came closer and gave me a warm embrace. I felt her boobs on my chest and this sent shivers down my spine. While we walked into the compound, i couldn't help but ask myself if what i truly felt for her was love or lust. To be continued[/b]

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u don enter am

Lustlylove

What you felt for her is definitely lust not love

I dnt tink u really dn love her bt u Lust for her

You alone can answer that question. [b]Are you in love or is it lust that you are feeling for her[/b]

Ask google na me u dey ask weda na love or lust if google no get de answer go meet wikipedia following @individual ride on bro

Lust...bt be careful.

Hmmmm I just dey look u Scot I wunt talk

Na laugh i dy laugh... You want to know whether na love or lust ? Ask me !

Since you de woo her you never think what you really feel for her abi? #Kwantinue

[b][color =Red]Thanks @Individual...[/color] [color =brown]Following keenly[/color][/b]

tanks for d iv.... i don land....... oly tym will tell lover boy

FOLLOWING , I FINK Z LUST,

Its total lust!.. U re lustin after her body! Well maybe u can make up sumfin outta dere

Nice one...u better go and buy another fuel

it lust not love

Are yhu asking me, it definately lust man, i knw yhu will soon 4get abt her when yhu f**k d hell out her.

Waiting 4 d level toh shele

Lust or love?

I tink love bt it might be lust ooo. Abeg biko ask d admin

Continue ooooooo

[b][color =milky]THAT ONE NA ONLY YOU FIT ANSWER AM[/color][/b]

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Well can say yet

Hmmm .. Na Both

[b]@pattiejoe7gmail-com u re very rice, :) we nah dey d guy mind[/b]

my friend, you forgot me..

If ah hear say na love!

May this New Year give you the courage to triumph over your vices and embrace the virtues..

Hahaha, funy question, why u dey ask? search ur hrt jor

Na ur mama na

Na u knw wot u felt nah

(b)Nice(/b)

[b]Guy nah lust ooo,,,,,anyway very soon you will be professional in F***king things its just a matter of tym . . Kudos to you SCOTT,,,KEEP IT UP[/b]

lust.com, am bk

Charley,we r waiting

Love or lust? Ask urself again

Then what happened next ???

[b]Jaga[/b]

Nice tori I don put on my seat bleat I go drive follow now

no1 av Eva invited me

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 17 . . . My phone rang and the caller happened to be no other person but Jenny. Without giving a second thought, i picked up the phone call. Jenny: I have gotten home Me: Thank God you reached there safely. Jenny: Not to forget, thanks for keeping me company, i so much look forward to seeing you on Saturday. Me: No problem dear, you have my words. We talked for a while about the event after which we later hung up. I sat down on a chair and reminisce on the conversations we had earlier, while she was here ******FLASH BACK******* Jenny: Daniel my birthday is coming up in four days time. Me: four days? How come you never told me all this while. Jenny: Am sorry dear, it escaped my mind, I decided I will inform you when I get here, please accept my apologies. I stared at her face for some seconds before speaking up. Me: you are forgiven Jenny: Thanks, i am specially inviting you to be in attendance during the event. Me: where will it be held? Jenny: at my home, hope you will be there. Me: hmmmmmmm, i think so Jenny: is that a promise? Me: yeah, sure it is. ********NOW******** I really had a great time with her based on our conversation, she opened up and seem to be free with me, but nothing relating to the sexual aspect happened. Scott, i heard a voice behind me which startled me, i looked back and saw jaga with a wide grin on his face. How far na, he asked Me: Jaga, how did you get in here? Jaga: I had no choice but to barge in, after knocking on the door to no avail, what have you been doing since? Me: Nothing much. I was just lost in thoughts. I observed Jaga's dressed and noticed he wasn't putting on a casual wear. Me: this one wey you dress like this, na where you dey bounce go? Jaga: have you taken your bath, he asked changing the topic. Me: yes, wetin happen? Jaga: Go and get dressed, lets go together. Me: Go to where, now that the sun is high in the sky. Jaga: we are going to the pool Me: pool? Dats cool, sounds like a good idea. Jaga: you have to get dressed let's be on our way now, you are not the only one. Me: am not the only one, What do you mean? Jaga: you will get to know later, just get dressed. Without further questioning, i stood up and headed towards the wardrobe, minutes later, we were already on our way. It took us almost an hour before we finally got to our destination, It was a house which had flower decorations around it. Where is this place? I asked jaga while we approached the gate. A house owned by a friend of mine, he answered. I just kept mute and watched him while he brought out his phone and called someone which i presume is the owner of the house. It didn't take long before we finally got in and we were welcomed by his friend. They are waiting, i heard him say to jaga He took us to the back of the house and i saw the pool, it was very large and wide in length. Four girls were already swimming but there were no guys present, guess they are yet to come. I stared at the girls and saw one of them smiling at me. She looks familiar, it seems have met her before. I walked closer towards her direction and saw her face. Instantly i knew who she was. It was Clara. Jaga came behind me, i looked at him and he winked at me. This is more than just an outing, i said to myself.[/b]

Following. First to update

More than swimming oya let me hear Eaton pass swimming there ooo

Nice story you. Got here

Seriously, its more dan a outinq

Na dis yhur friend name jaga go soon kill yhu

once in a blue moon update

Hmm.. Okay o,next...

Clara again? Scoot z better u run for ur dear life...lol

It is o

Next Epi

Hmmmmmmm

The earlier u knw,the worst tins becum

This will be more than an outing

Hmmm...#speechless Next Episode Abeg.

Oh boi!!! Let go

Bros,,,, how you go just follow person like that? Odikwa risky ooooooo

Itx gon be fun

[b]EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO EPISODE 18 . . . I just couldn't figure out what next to do, my leg stood on a spot resisting every urge to move towards her. Oh no, not Clara again after i had put her thoughts aside and vowed to have nothing to do with her. But come to think of it, jaga winked at me, what did he implied by that, it seems he had this planned out. Not wanting to do anything funny, i just kept my cool and acted like I didn't see her. What is she doing here? I asked jaga Don't look surprised, am sure you have missed her a lot and so has she, you should be happy to see her once again, I feel free and make sure you have a good time with her, he said and walked away to God knows where. I just stared at the figure approaching me which happens to be Clara. If i had told jaga about Jenny earlier he wouldn't have brought me here and am sure he had no idea about what happened between me and Clara the last time we met besides he once dated Clara so why putting me in the picture. This are rhetorical questions i couldn't help but ask myself, I felt like leaving for home immediately but it didn't seem like a good idea to me owing to the fact that such action will be regarded as an act of childishness, I just hope of not having any regrets coming to this place. Wow, who do we have here, Clara said on getting to where I was. Wadup Clara Am good Daniel, how are you? Just the way you left me Really i can see, just look at the way you are dressed, you are not looking bad at all, so glad you are here. I tried saying something but words refused to come out of my mouth Come on, don't be silly won't you give me a hug, she said stretching her arms towards me. Not minding the drops of water dripping from her body, i drew forward and gave her a hug, she held me tight and pressed her large boobs on me not wanting to release immediately, this action of hers signalled Dickson and am sure she did it on purpose. Guy's over here, jaga called disrupting our embrace. I gazed at where he was and saw him sitting with a lady at the other side of the pool with a table filled with drinks. We walked to where he sat with my hand placed on Clara's waist, she was just smiling showing her white set of teeth, guess she is really happy to see me, she better enjoys it while it lasts was all i told myself. On reaching where jaga was seated, we both took a chair and sat opposite him. I see you guys are getting along, he said directing the words to none of us in particular. Sure we are, i said grabbing a bottle of origin from the table, i stylishly stared at Clara and saw that she was still smiling, with this smile of hers i just hope she has nothing up her sleeve. Do you care for a drink, i asked Clara with raised eyebrows *boys are not smiling* Yeah I do, she replied taking a bottle of coke You are not taking alcohol? Not yet, i need soft drinks just for a start. For a start? Mehn this girl is really up to no good. The four of us did some introduction which was to the girl with jaga in particular where we got to know her name was Sarah. We drank and ate peppersoup filled with assorted meat, along the line i was asked some awkward questions which made me felt uncomfortable but i kept my cool. Within an hour, we had already ate and drank to our fill, having nothing else to discuss, i broke the silence. Am going for a swim, i feel hot May i join you, Clara asked but I just smiled Please excuse me guys, i stood up and went into the changing room to have a change of clothes. I have never really swam in a pool before, but this being my first time i need to act like a professional who has swam in a lagoon filled with crocodiles. I just need to cool my body from the hotness i feel as a result of the scorching sun. I came out, clad in only boxer short with my six packs *if i hear say I get six packs, who dash me :) * I went closer towards the edge of the pool and attempted to dive. That side of the pool is very deep, jaga voiced out Daniel noooooooo, Clara screamed but it was too late, i had already dived. To be continued. feel free to drop your comments criticism is allowed...!!![/b]

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Lolx .... Proffessional .... Excuse me ooo .... @Individual re u d same person dat had a power bike as display picture ...

yeah @crusher

Hmmmm.....professional indeed

U dey form Pro abi

No offence bt can u explain dat moderator tag on ur name @individual

Hmmmm...

professional swimmer ke? Lmao, bru Daniel i pity u oh,

I think I missed an epidode.... But am ain't going back...... Foward ever

following..hope say dey rescue u on tyme sah if not ur name na sorry..

ride on

u did nt die ooo, if not who could av written diz story

[b]@ele1 na so im be na...... My guy u re on ur own oooo[/b]

I just hope you didn't hurt yourself

Shebi u wan form bros na.

[b]@crusher too much question is nt allowed let @individual be even ur boo get a boo hmmm following bro scot ride on de Gods are wit u[/b]

best swimmer of dey year

hmmmn why did the scream.....abi crocodiles Dey d pool.

Next Oo

No 4get 2 Tell Us Hw Many Litres Of Water U Drank In D Nxt Epi

Tanks 4 d i.v.. Chai daniel don la

Y d slow update now u chop mad

Next

Hmmmmmmmmmm...... ..... Eran loooo

Na who call me frm sleep

Following....

#ROTFL, See professional swimmer, you go sink drink water tayad

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