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Exam For Coolvellers.

Exam For Coolvellers.

By Adeblow23 in 22 Jun 2016 | 18:55
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MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the
percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she
gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric
identities, derive a general formula for this type
of love. (20 marks)

(For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and
every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy
and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5marks)

You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you
don’t want to see any guy with your sister.
Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking
Capacity. (20 marks)

You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty
trader, your combined household income is less than #80,000 Your daughter who is awaiting result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth #150,000. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

(For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20
guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

You can’t give your wife #2000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over #4,500 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.
142(20 marks)

your time start now...
BEST OF GOOD LUCK!
22 Jun 2016 | 18:55
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abeg ans d question first make I thief your answers...lol just joking bcos I know it but am coming
22 Jun 2016 | 18:59
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Hehe..
22 Jun 2016 | 18:59
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22 Jun 2016 | 19:00
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Carry over things
22 Jun 2016 | 19:02
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lolz can't even figure out a and for any of the question
22 Jun 2016 | 19:40
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