1..-When she has
caught you cheating
on
her several times,
and she no longer Trust you again
Babe: where are you?
Nigga: am in the toilet
Babe : Oya flush let me hear..
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2..-Girls with small boobs
shouldn't
bath
with Dettol and or
other medicated soaps cause it
may
wipe
them out thinking
they are pimples...........
**********////*******....No be me
tlk am ohhh....Nah una admin
ohhhh....
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3..-Please henceforth.. .Pregnancy
tests
should show the real
baby father's name....
##### # sense no go kill me
ohhh....
4....FATHER: Who is the president
of Nigeria?
Son...Aliko Dangote.
FATHER: slaps his son. Its
Muhammad Buhari.
SON: Who is Mr Bebo?
Father... I don't know.
SON: slaps father. he is mom's
boyfriend. Concentrate on your
marriage.
5...In my next world, if i hear
Nigeria in my mother's womb.
I will just use her intestine to hang
myself........icnt suffa again
ohhh...
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6...When a WHITEMAN creates a
PHONE and u Video Chat with your
Brother, you Call it TECHNOLOGY.
But Wen ur GRANDMOTHER in d
Village use MIRROR to see You,
you call it WITCHCRAFT.
Listen Guys it's About TIME we
Value our NIGERIAN PRODUCTs
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7....The best way to punish your
dad is by joining priesthood so
that he starts calling u Father and
u respond by saying God bless u
my son.
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8.....It's always d cute guys that
will walk up to u with charming
eyes, and whisper to u, "my friend
likes u" den he will point at one
monkey with big forehead like 2
plots of land......GALZZNAH TRUE
I TLK????
....... Pls am sleeping
9....Some guys will say a girl
doesn't like them because they
don't have money... You yourself
do you like yourself as you don't
have money?........H
HAHAHAHH....DIZLYFE
EHNNNN...
10.... My Ex works in a
pharmacy,wenevaI wnt 2 spoil her
mood I'll jst go der 2 buy condom
4 no reason Somtimes I'll go 3
times a day
.....oboi,,,am feelin masef ohhh...
