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[b]Episode 1 [color =blue]location : north easthern part of Nigeria burutai of borno state to be precise. . . Time check : 1400hours {battle field}[/color] captain spoonz: halt! Move that! Yes! Nice shots boys! Fall in with full force! Captain spoonz was busy giving out orders as his troop were battling the dreaded bokoharam terrorists in burutai , the battle was so intense but the rugged captain wag determined to gain a victor against his enemies. This was the tenth time he has combat with the dreaded terrorist sects and as a commando special force , he never did flee any battle rather he always hold his ground . @@@@@@@@ captain spoonz have graduated from the nigerian defence academy popularly known as NDA . Later went to the nigerian army school of infantry {NASI} in jaji to be an infantry soldier but suprisingly he later went on a commando course and join the army special force . He was in the 102 special force battalion and over 8years me being change from civilian into military , he has grown very rugged and was also a no nonesense commander. At 26, he was already a captain having gained admission into NDA at the age of 18 and and spending 6 years in school and courses making it 8years total in his military programs and career. He was commissioned a second lieutenant and has since them shown the bokoharam sects terror. He was promoted to a full lieutenant a year after his commissioning into the force. Now as a captain he has spend 2years in service. After his last mission, which was a success and finally restoring peace back to the north easthern region, he was granted leave, two months leave to be precise . He finally resumed work ever two months. But was immediately post down to 2nd brigade of the nigerian army port harcourt , bori camp barracks upon resumption to duty. After reporting to the brigade headquaterz at isaac boro barracks in port harcourt , he returned back to bori camp barracks to resume duty. @@@@@@@@ [color =red]location : bori camp barracks[/color] captain spoonz: killer! Killer!! Killer!!! Killer: {runs in and saluted} sir!! Captain spoonz: {angrily} where the hell have you been since i was calling you! Killer: i was watching tiger performing captain spoonz: performing what? Killer: {realising something} oga nothing o, just a slip of the tongue captain spoonz: {suspecting} go and call me my aid de camp killer: yes boss few seconds later musty arrived musty: {salutes} morning sir! Captain spoonz: easy lieutenant, musty: thank you sir captain spoonz: how's the stuff? Musty: yes all correct and secured sir captain spoonz: intel musty: coolval villa captain spoonz: more intel musty: block 3d captain spoonz: color? Musty: white captain spoonz: babes? Musty: many captain spoonz: land lord? Musty: valentine aka oga val or area papa captain spoonz: any land lady? Musty: yea boss captain spoonz: name? Musty: tenniebenson aka area mama captain spoonz: okay musty, tomorow we'll go and check then i'll book it, ASAP! Musty: aye boss . Permission to fall out sir? Captain spoonz: permission granted fall out musty: {salutes} thank you boss tbc next week[/b]

ok waiting

wow. dis will be interesting. already seated

@coolval222-2 make it be among tomorow's morning update thanks

I sense ruggedity

waiting

Am in the Support Battalion, salute

nna dis film no go easy atal. Action!!!!!!!

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What!!!!! Next week? Uhhhhhhhhhh Okay, gonna wait till then,, ride on

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Next plz!

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Mehn! Am here.

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this one will be so interesting

[b][color =blue]Episode 2[/color] the next day, captain spoonz and musty both dressed up in mufti like area boys to coolval villa to seek for the apartment . Getting near to the compound they came across konami. Musty: {calling} mr , mr, here na coolvilla? Konami: no oo, here na hotvilla o musty: how you take mean? Konami: here wey you see so,katakata dey o, infact na stone me punch i bomb you slap compound we dey o captain spoonz: {interested} oboy here go sweet to stay o musty: captain you mean am? Captain spoonz: {red eyed} wetin i tell you for camp? Musty: sorry o, mr spoonz captain spoonz: na now you dey come musty: {to konami} wetin be you name self? Konami: my name na konami, the one and only konami for this compound cause am the rugged game boy musty: abeg pocket that your sermon there carry us go see you land lord konami: how much you go pay me? Musty: you say wetin? Konami: i say how much you go pay me? Musty: pay you say which work you work? Konami: wait o, you expect make i trek from here go inside compound on an empty stomach bah? Abi motor dey work without fuel? Captain spoonz: okay we go pay you, just take us to your land lord konami: eh eh na now ona dey come, oga you be man jare, no mind this cockroach wey stand there musty: chai na me you get mind call cockroach abi? Konami: i no mention names o, any way come make we dey go They all went to the gate and konami started blasting the gate with mad frenzy musty: why you dey blast the gate like that? Konami: because our useless aboki gate man by this time go don put on ear piece dey listen to sahara news network konami continues knocking idris: { from the inside } na who be that mad man wey won tear down this gate so that oga val go come sack me? Musty: na your grand papa idris: {from the inside} wait o, konami how many times i go tell you not to mention my grand papa again? Abi your one shot don dey make you kolomenta? Konami: idris make ajumoimoi sack you there, you no fit recognise my voice? Idris: {opens the gate} so now you don bring in two more wahala come, this our peaceful compound abi? Musty: {laughs} idris: so you dey busy dey laugh abi? No worry when mama iyabo pant go lost this night again na you dem go crucify musty: why? Idris: papa iyabo say e won voke juju for the person wey dey thief e wife pants captain spoonz: {to konami} abeg konami take us to your land lord jare konami: yes oga they made to leave but idris called them back idris: hey! Ona don forget ona gate fee? Musty: which gate fee again? Captain spoonz: {not wanting to waste time} how much? Idris: hundred naira musty: how many hundred? Idris: one musty: take! {hands him the money} they all exist the gate into the compound except idris the gate man BROUGHT TO YOU BY DTLC like our facebook page DE THOMPSON'S LITERAL COLLECTION tbc next week[/b]

@victoriouschild congratulations for ur new appointment. From Moderator to admit. Pls do me the favour of updating episode 2 of this story. Thanks. @jummybabe pls help with ur register

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@victoriouschild welcome baby and pls don't forget to bed it to today's afternoon updates. @jummybabe if you ask me na who i go ask? @froshberry-2 you dey fuck up o, why?

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[b][color =blue]Episode 3 [unedited episode][/color] Getting into the main compound, konami quickly point out konami: see that for there, na famous the meat seller house be that, that one painted red na soma the choir girl side, then there na mama and papa iyabo zone be that. Just then, musty read out a sign post musty: "mama and papa iyabo zone, please keep off to avoid unwanted wahala" konami: na their zone be that o and any moment from now just expect quarrel... As if it was a clue for musty and captain spoonz to understand konami's point, papa iyabo came out and started shouting papa iyabo: na who thief my wife scot last night? I go voke juju o konami: papa iyabo, wetin again na abi person no go hear word this early mor mor again? Papa iyabo: wait o, you well at all? Konami: abi you no see guests? Papa iyabo: {noticing them} oh ona welcome o, welcome to coolval villa where my wife's pant is always missing konami: you dey mad! If your wife's scot dey always miss why you never relocate? Papa iyabo: useless drunkard you don come again o, if i catch you eh... Konami: ...wetin you go fit do? Papa iyabo: i go destroy you konami: na talent scout the boxer i go send for you, abi you wan try? Just touch me hand make i see! Musty: abeg e don do o, konami oya take us to your land lord konami: abeg leave me make i finish this mad man, every day e wife pant dey lost, e get any day e don ask e wife how she dey carry keep the pants? Musty: konami e don do na konami: okay oga if to say nobi you eh, i for show this bastard something e for no forget easily papa iyabo: no worry na, we go see papa iyabo retreated back into his house while the three men proceeds towards the land lord's house @@@@@@@@ konami: {knocking} oga val you dey house? Oga val: no o, i dey bush, by the way , na who be that mad man wey no go allow man pikin to sleep well this morning? Konami: haba oga val , you no fit even greet your guest good morning self? Oga val: wetin good about this morning self? Musty: area papa i dey greet o oga val: {dropping an eye brow} yes...mr man na who you be self? Konami: them wan rent house o oga val: okay na no wahala, give me a minute make i come back oga val entered into his room and return back with a note oga val: here {hands musty the the note} musty: {reads the note} payment for a month is five thousand naira? Oga val: {raises an eye brow} musty: spoonz wetin you get to talk ? Captain spoonz: no wahala book am musty: okay, and oga val na block 3D we want o oga val: no wahala, but that side e don tale since person stay there so e go need small work musty: no wahala, how much? Oga val: to repair and work everything to be in a perfect shape na 5k o musty: no wahala oga val: then we go need 2k for ceremony o musty: which ceremony? Oga val: membership ceremony musty: okay na, no wahala. Take this 12k oga val: thanks, welcome to coolval villa... Konami: ...where wahala dey always dey like our facebook page [color =red]DE THOMPSON'S LITERAL COLLECTION[/color] tbc next week[/b]

Lolz. The Billion Coin next week.

Ride on dear... Really enjoying dis story

@victoriouschild creat links to available episodes pls

I will do that sir

Thanks

lol. no dulling moment for dis compound ooo

no compensation oooo abeg no allow d gods to vex oooo

Hahahaha wahala don fall

Lol

Cntinue

continue

contonue

Ride on

loving this

where wahala always dey

Next plz

next please

[b][color =blue]STORY BY LUCKY THOMPSON[/color] [color =red]EPISODE 4[/color] Three weeks later, the house *apartment* captain spoonz rented has been finish, all things renovated and he finally move into the compound. They were all in the compound hall for welcoming introductions and ceremony after captain spoonz's arrival. Oga val: every body, no need to wasted time because all of us here know say we don get new face here. So i go expect make we start the perfect introduction, oya konami start. Konami: everybody this is spoonz and spoonz as you already know before, me i be konami the one and only game boy for this area. Man1: my name na talent scout, na me be the one and only boxer for this compound, if you cross my part sorry go be your name... Oga val: ...hey hey oga boxer belike you won pay law abi? Talent scout: no o, i just dey tell am now so that e go mind e business, nobi when i go kill person ona go say i bad, so i dey warm am now to void story that touches oga val: okay o, e don hear you. Next! Man2: my name na pastor daniel, if demons dey worry you, no worry you are in the right place and at the right time man3: my name na igwe , na me be the one and only carpenter for this villa man4: my name na famous, if you need fresh meat, contact me man5: my name na stalex, i dey secure women centre captain spoonz: women centre? Konami: no mind the idiot, na ashawo aka olosho quarters security man e be captain spoonz: you mean a brothel security man? Konami: yes stalex: konami, you dey mad! When you introduce yourself why you on tell am say you be the great drunkard of our time? Oga val: na ona problem be that, ona wahala don too much . I go soon send ona packing konami: oga land lord on mind the idiot, next! Man6: my name na ele , i be the one and only bricklayes for here man7: my name na nicknation but you fit call me timaya cause na me dey rock here with music man8: my name na froshberry but you fit call me papa iyabo, i hope as you don come my wife pant go dey safe? Konami: papa iyabo, say na him be your wife pants security officer? Papa iyabo: come o, you well at all? Na who even call you here self? Konami: abeg shut up seat down jare if you no get better thing to talk. Time dey go. Abeg young man wetin be your name? Boy: my native name na iyabo but my english guy name na johnsky, i no get wahala at all but if you call me iyabo , wahala go dey konami: so wetin you want am to call you? Boy: call me johnsky konami: NO wahala, and spoonz as you already know, this man here *points to idris* na our useless aboki gate man, e name o idris idris: konami make you shit eggs there!!! Konami: okay o i don hear you, oya the ladies!!! Lady1: my name na tenniebenson the land lady for this area. You fit call me area mama lady2: my name na victoriouschild, you fit call me vicky lady3: my name na jummybabe , you fit call me mama iyabo... Papa iyabo: and no forget to warm am about your pants o....... Like/follow our facebook page [color =green]DE THOMPSON'S LITERAL COLLECTION[/color] TBC NEXT WEEK[/b]

wahala people

Hahaha... This una introduction funny die

Lol

Hahahaha . . Lol

LOL. crazy people

funny people

Hahaha.

Funny introduction

hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol Next

kakakakakakakakakakaakkakakakakak

Hahhaahhaahhaha...dis compound get wahala ooo

Lol

Hmmm, dis house complete!

Hahahaha na mama Iyabo yo pant don miss o

@coolval222-2 here is the story my boss was talking about, no link to its available episodes

It will be added. Be patient

Ok

what z holding dis story no update yet

@coolval222-2 pls i need the link to all the available episodes of this story thanks.

@captainspoonz done :mrgreen: nice story comedy u got here

kikikiki... your story got me laughing like kilode :mail: nice work @captainspoonz, but please tag me in da next episode with ma username @iceprince3143

[b]Face2face by lucky thompson Episode 5 continue mama iyabo: useless man, for your town ona dey use pant do introduction? Konami: mama iyabo you too much jor, no mind this stupid man lady 4: my name na dency girl, na me be the one and only mama put for here konami: come on shut up and sit down jor, you dey talk as if your food dey sweet? Mama put: wait o, you well at all? Konami: yes na mama put: just because i refuse to give you credit rice and beans nai make my food no sweet again abi? No worry because of spoonz i go give you free food oga val : food wahala {everybody burst out laughing} konami: next! Lady5: my name na soma, i be the choir girl for here konami: as if you sabi sing? Kposaaaaaaaa!!! {soma tear konami one thunderous slap} soma: mind you am not your type oga val: action girl! I love that, and konami i hope the slap never format all the data i store put for your head cause i still need them? Konami: oga val you say wetin? Oga val: abeg continue and soma next time you won slap am again, ask am if e get data for head to avoid data loss and system crash soma: okay oga val i don hear oga val: oya konami continue konami: i no know where i stop o oga val: oya soma reformat e head again to boot am cold kposaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Soma: oga val i don do am oga val: na so i see am but i hope this one no go wise e head clean? Soma: not at all konami: oya soma shut up before you go lie say na you get cherub voice soma: oga val belike system don reboot o oga val: soma thanks for a job well food, oya konami abeg continue konami: next! Lady6: my name na sommy angel, am a vip arena konami: vip arena sho? Oga val: konami dig her well konami: oya tell us your title iyabo: no mind her jor, she dey work for where stanlex dey secure sommy angel: oya iyabo shut up or i tear you slap iyabo: tear me slap ke? You no even happy say i dey help you advertise your business? Sommy angel: i beg you? Iyabo: okay na, no wahala, when next you come my room for business i go tell you say am no longer your customer papa iyabo: iyabo, so na you dey thief my money carry patronize sommy abi? iyabo:who call that one thief? Money wey our two dey work for nai you say i dey thief abi? Papa iyabo: yes! Iyabo: abeg papa, that one na sharing of income o not stealing of income papa iyabo: mama iyabo you sure say this boy na my pikin? Mama iyabo: if you ask me that one, na who i go come ask? Konami: come ask me sommy angel: abeg make ona do fast time dey go make i no late for business iyabo: no worry today na me go book you papa iyabo: for which house? My house?!! Oga val: kai shut up! House You bring from your village come? Na my house you wan come claim abi? You chop witch? Tbc next week[/b]

@iceprince3143 @jummybabe @dencygirl new epi dn finally show o , cal register mbok

Lol... Continue pls but next week far ooo

lol... this compound funny die... nice one dtlc stories carry on i dey feel you... chai konami the drunkard well done sir...

Hahahaha... Can't stop laughing... Continue

This is so interesting

Loving this but next week is 2 far na

lol

@captainspoonz I dey feel u I swear, well done sir. But wait oo. Na @denciebabe the upcoming queen of coolval22 *winks* na im you use as mama put. Holy sh.it!! Kilode? Na fight we go fight oo. Thank God say I get power to even beat soldiers self. And bro, next week is too far. Please n please n please n please (raise to power 10) update tomorrow or today.... Biko!!

So so hilarious

next please!

na drama wet full for dis house

Lwkmd @iceprince3143... Who dash me queen of coolval Anyways, mama put... E no bad sha,, I'm a very good cook #winks

cntinu

yes @denciebabe I know that you can cook very much. judging from your looks n the way u type ur words but I swear, bro lucky no try at all. him no gree respect the upcoming Queen of cooval22. How can she be mama put?

Kkkkkk this compound

@iceprince3143 and @denciebabe ona really no well o. But sha she's a good cook and she's my crush. Wait o musty if you dey fight soldiers me na killer i be o, i go finish you before @jummybabe go say jack robinson , but am very busy to do update na, i just manage and you don forget say this story dey update once in a month?

@iceprince3143... Lol, dats the reason he gave me the role of mama put na,, cos after eating, they will start licking their plates sef

No b small drama b dis o.

[b]Episode 6 continue@@@last scenario@@@ konami: iyabo abeg your wahala too much daniel: iyabo, you're too young to be patronizing prostitutes, better present or it might be too late papa iyabo: abeg pastor daniel tell am o mama iyabo: tell am wetin? Papa iyabo: tell am to repent mama iyabo: i hear, abi nobi you teach am? Iyabo: yes na true, na papa teach me idris: kai wetin dey happen here na? Abi i dey craze? Konami: oga val i think we don finish introduction o, na the next face we dey wait for oga val: na so i dey see am o, but these people wahala don dey too much abi you want make we put law for sex? Daniel: yes! Sex is a sin, from now on nobody should have sex Idris: kai! Tufiakwa! Allah forbid bad thing, say body na firewood? Oga val: one dey we go enforce the law konami: no wahala oga val oga val: whats the next agenda? Konami: this one you don dey scatter my head with grammer, no kill me o. Area mama: useless man, e mean say wetin dey ground konami: better no tamper with my patience if not by the time i go finish with you, you go hate only my name oga val: you mad? You well at all? You don for say na my wife you dey talk to? A whole area mama? Konami: abeg area papa drop that thing jor, who area mama elp self? Papa iyabo: oga val abeg do fast make we go sleep tomorow na business day soma: i don later for rehearsal o mama put: abeg o make my food no sour o idris: make thief no jump gate o talent scout: i don dey late for my night gym oga val: abeg e don do, oya konami continue konami: since we don finish with all our talk, the next na the ceremony captain spoonz: na so oga konami, ona now you dey talk, nai make i like you papa iyabo: spoonz shut up there, na food ona sabi konami: spoonz no mind the idiot, e dey talk as if, if e see the food e no go chop {to mama put} oya bring in the food { to mama iyabo} abeg bring the ogogoro them come and abeg no forget to bring my favourite lemon grass and monkey tail iyabo: {to carpenter} last time e drink finish fall inside shit pit, today who know where e go fall carpenter: hahaha who knows if e no go fall inside fire sleep iyabo: you don forget the dey e nearly rape your chicken? Carpenter: just as e nearly rape your grand papa goat? Iyabo: mtaheew! I think say i dey talk to person i no know say na animal i dey talk to idris: iyabo belike you no get respect again abi? Iyabo: you this useless aboki shut up idris: i dey craze? You want make i tear you slap? Just then mama put and mama iyabo returned with the items konami ordered for mama put: time to jolyjoly konami: i hope you no put poisone for this food? Mama put: make devil punish that your mouth konami: i know but atleast you must taste the food before we go chop am mama put: you say wetin? Konami: you no dey hear english? Oya idris interprete wetin i talk to her belike her ears dey pain her idris: mama puuutuu, konami say, say make i tell you say, say make you taste the fooduu you bring come before we go chop am konami: oya mama put, we dey wait o @@@DTLCseries@@@ TBC NEXT WEEK[/b]

@victoriouschild @jummybabe @dencygirl @coolval222-2 @froshberry @iceprince3143 @ele1 new epi for the week don finally show o

no dulling moment for dis compound

nice story

lol this story no go kill person with laugh Konami too get bad mouth

@denciebabe @willingyung where ona dey? Read new

Kkkkkkkkkk

lol, all d @captainspoonz I Don miss u ooo

@musty if @denciebabe is d Coolval queen then I Yung the only iroko inside bamboo tree of Coolval land is the coolval king,,,her cook nobi here bro...na me b papa put

@willingyung u dey mind @iceprince3143 Who dash me coolval queen when we have @jummybabe @victoriouschild nd so on

@Denciebabe who dash me princess not to talk of Queen You be queen o All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe All hail the queen Denciebabe

This people are really funny

Hehehe. ..@victoriouschild. ...u no well

hehe

Hahahahaha.. Konami nawa for this your mouth o

what I do @Denciebabe I well o

lol... Konami i dey feel you jor... ride on dtlc

Funny story

This compond really complete!

@denciebabe its ur birthright jor in short @victoriouschild u ll say long live the queen let's be preparing for coronation day and night

funny story ride on. God bless u @victoriouschild @denciebabe u see, you're really the queen of coolvall @WillingYung(KOGR) who dash u king, no try me oo. @captainspoonz no dear crush on dency oo.u better carry ur crush go crush on @victoriouschild or @jummybabe :mail:

@willingyung guy i 6hrs you bad o. But any way am back @denciebabe my wife na you be queen o even @jummybabe and @victoriouschild self go confirm am @iceprince1343 taaa na my woman be that o. So if you no wan did young leave her o @willingyung no mind musty, you be our baboo king jor sorry o i mean bamboo king o

@Denciebabe come tell me who among this three guys be your boo o @Willingyung wait first make she accept you @Iceprince3143 which Victoriouschild o?

Hilarious people in hilarious house

dis one na really face to face matter

hahahaha, God bless you @captainspoonz He's the bamboo king. wait captain, make u no ever try call @denciebabe your wife again. at least she's still single, stop destroying my path to became her hubby. I repeat, she's not ur wife. @victoriouschild she doesn't have a boo for now but... :mail:

@iceprince3143 u no no say my name na prince which means I'm d next to the throne,better shift @captainspoonz u no fit hail me d future kingl

@iceprince3143 pack well, @denciebabe z already eying me,,I ain't bamboo king its Bambi king,shey u av not hearding of DAT country @victoriouschild she has already na,

@victoriouschild uhmmm none of dis three guys @willingyung @iceprince3143 nd @captainspoonz is my boo my boo is @sanctus4real

choo,see finishing. did she just typed that her boo is @sanctus4real and here's this two guys captain n willingyung fighting for her. LWKM.. :mail:

@Iceprince3143 @Willingyung nd Captainspoonz Abeg make una pack well because @Denciebabe don tell me her real boo

@Victoriouschild lol. I don't know about captainspoonz or Bambi king but as for me I have run away oo.

@iceprince3143 I wasn't fighting jor

leeme b going

well just smiling nd pretending as if i didnt see ur comments @iceprince3143, @willingyung, @Captainspoonz, @musty, my Joy my World my Treasure @denciebabe thanks for been deir for me... will forever love u ok... smiles.....

lol, so guys stop crushing n fighting. she's taken.

@sanctus4real congrats, am nt fyting@iceprince, i av my own swthrt. Her name z evelyn. Am planing of writing a story dedicated to her. @denciebabe hola at ur hubby. No break e hrt o

yea @musty she ve been taken long ago ,,,

nice knowing

[b]EPISODE 7 . . CONTINUE FROM LAST SCENARIO . . . Mama put: wait for wetin? Konami: for you to open the food na mama put: {opens food} oya i don open am papa iyabo: {inhale and exhale air and salivates} ahhh captain spoonz: {hiss at papa iyabo} idris: useless Bastards konami: oya mama put chop am na idris: make ona do na konami: do wetin? Idris: useless bastards konami: your mama and papa captainspoonz: ona don start abi! Konami: no mind this our useless aboki gate man here idris: kai na me you dey address like that? I dey craze? I dey mad? Infact konami make you shit eggs there konami: papa iyabo warn am o papa iyabo: make devil shit for that your fowl yansh mouth konami: mama iyabo i go kill person for here o mama iyabo: na so i dey see am o iyabo: abeg make ona fight i wan see who strong pass talent scout: iyabo wetin you talk? Iyabo: come o , na who you just call iyabo? Talent scout: how many iyabo we get for this compound? Iyabo: if you ask me , na who i go ask? Talent scout: {slaps iyabo} iyabo: heeeee!!! You get mind slap me bah? Talent scout: yes iyabo: oya wait and see talent scout: wetin you go even fit do self? Iyabo: {exist the hall} konami: small brat, like papa like son, kai , oya everybody make we eat jor, this one mama put don taste the food captainspoonz: oga val , abeg we still need some prayers o oga val: for wetin? Captainspoonz: for the food oga val: na so my guy, you make sense well mama put: na my food ona wan pray for abi? Oga val: na so spoonz say make we do o mama put: why? Konami: to kill any juju inside mama put: you mad captainspoonz: no mind the idiotic bastard, the reason na to bless your food mama put: eh eh na now you dey talk, infact spoonz make God bless you well well captainspoonz: amen o konami: spoonz na me you get mind call ii...ii...ii...idiotkitic baztards? Captainspoonz: i no mention name o mama put: na so o my brother, you no mention name oga val: oya idris pray for us konami: oya everybody eyes close idris: in Jesus name, baba, allah, God, we pray this evening say as we wan choppuu this wu...wu...woman food, make you put poisone proof for our belle so that any poisone wey bokoharam don put no go see us and also make papa iyabo start to fat and make konami stop to drink, make mama iyabo repent, Amin!!! Talent scout: {screams} Jesus!!! , iyabo you get mind soup me water abi? You go enter six feet today idris: allah don answer my prayers . . . . . TBC NEXT WEEK[/b]

DTLC VIP REGISTER @iceprince1343 @victoriouschild @denciebabe @jummybabe @willingyung @coolval222-2 @froshberry @frankkay new epi

Funny people Next

Hm...funny

Lol.. So funny

Mad compound!

Hahahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha idris the prayer warrior

Funny family

Bebe dey happen 4 here o

Hahahaha

oga spoonz I feel u,u just made my day

@willingyung tnx

lol, nice one boss. 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[b][color =red]FACE2FACE Season 1 Finale[/color] . . . . Continue from last scenario in episode 7 . . . . . Papa iyabo: talent scout or anything you dey answer, you say wetin? Talent scout: i say iyabo dey enter six feet today iyabo: na your papa and mama dey enter am not me konami: {wispers} see live film captain spoonz: this people funny die konami: na so dem dey do every time oga val: {to captain spoonz} bro no mind all these mad people wey dey stay for this my compound, na so them dey worry me and me self don tire for them konami: idris!!! Idris: wetin come be your own again? Konami: start to share the drink jor, forget those people wey dey fight, we no go follow because of people wey dey fight starve ourselves to death while food dey our front mama put: kpam! Konami, na today you talk better thing jor soma: konami belike idris prayer for you work well, abeg idris keep on praying for him igwe: {clears throat} please o, make ona do fast, i wan go patronize sommy angel konami: make olosho kill you there! Igwe: {to konami} you say? Mama put: iyabo don book her na, why you still wan patronize her? Igwe: who be iyabo again? Mama put: na johnsky na abi you don forget? Igwe: oh! You mean that small rat wey no fit wash e pant clean? Konami: {laughs} walai wahala dey o mama put: small rat wey no fit wash e pant clean and yet you wey fit wash you own pant clean dey follow am drag for one olosho, chai! Wonders shall never cease to end konami: na true you talk so mama put dencygirl, imagine you dey say pig dirty but yet you still dey follow the pig play for e dirty mud. Isn't that one of the biggest egbelemateaur of the century? Idris: {shouts} chai my far don burst, konami na you just blow one great wizard gramma? Mama put: egbebe-lele-mama-teaur..... Idris: ......of the highest order igwe: thank you very much konami: you don welcome bro just then there is a commotion where they were fighting iyabo: make ona hold me fast fast before i go kill person o talent scout: kill your papa idiot {bottle burst and shattered from the direction of the fight} konami: oboy igwe abeg make we go hold person before this compound go catch fire today oga val: oya make ona stop all this rubbish if not i go call police to come evict ona captain spoonz: oga val, abeg if you get cow tail for house bring am come make i use am now oga val: you wan use am do wetin? Captain spoonz: i wan use am clear those cows their head oga val: you wan worsten the wahala abi? Captain spoonz: no o , i just wan help settle am quick just then, idris appeared with a cow tail idris: spoonz here take am clear their doubts!!! . . . . . . . . [color =blue]EPILOGUE OF SEASON 1 . . After idris gave captain spoonz the cow tail {koboko} and there was lots of tension... Will he flog the fighters? What will be the outcome if he does? The crack down line has been drawn, to fine out what happened next, watch out for the season 2 of this interesting comedic book. Brought to you from the stable of DTLCseries, "DTLCseries, bringing Africa close to the taste of Literature"[/color] . . . (C)DTLCseries 2017 Alright Reserved[/b]

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Hahahahahaha....this house is really funny.... Will be waiting for the season 2

Waiting for the season two

awesome, @captainspoonz when re u dropping the season 2

God bless you for scaring high blood pressure away

Nice story

Hahaha i won die wit laugh bt God dey

hahahaha ??

this one is a must read!