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FACEBOOK STATUS...

FACEBOOK STATUS...

By ebube in 26 Nov 2015 | 18:54
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If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK.......
.....These are most likely to be their STATUS
UPDATES....----->>>
MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light
for Night, na then i dey see food chop."
HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm
pregnant."
COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say
BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar
sef
CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update
tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a
nearby' KFC '....We shall meet in Heaven! '
PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Why people dey always
gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern...
them...nonsense! ''.
RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....SALLAH is comming, God, My
life dey your Hand ooooo..."
RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i
senior them for this house, Imagine..... Dem wan
use trap catch me...Na today?
SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a
Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty
tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha"
DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion !
26 Nov 2015 | 18:54
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lolzzz
26 Nov 2015 | 18:57
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Lollzzzz
26 Nov 2015 | 18:57
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Choi .... facebook go hear am if possible dey have access to it....
26 Nov 2015 | 18:59
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@ebube na true u talk nor intact I owe u cheese balls
26 Nov 2015 | 19:14
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@roes... no prob... sent am tru asap
26 Nov 2015 | 19:20
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@Ebube ,,,,Vulture,,,,na wetin concern me with Barber
26 Nov 2015 | 20:00
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@murshan.... na true coz d creature no get hair for head
26 Nov 2015 | 20:10
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Lolz
26 Nov 2015 | 20:41
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Lol..... Funny
27 Nov 2015 | 10:23
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@ebube, the owner of facebook must hear this. Lolz
27 Nov 2015 | 11:44
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lolllzz. very funny
27 Nov 2015 | 11:52
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@softie.. then the gods will not be happy
27 Nov 2015 | 21:13
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