1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros
Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's
texts. Ignore his
chats with girls, and check the ones with
guys. That's where the truth is
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch
is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the "P"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100 weddings
and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer different
from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from
Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is
afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a
man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM -
5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE - 2002. My dear,
the Devil has
soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as
the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but Women Still
retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff
ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison
mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to
avoid Prison break
11. To those who commit suicide; why are
you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many people are
looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female
angel in the Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel na wash
ooooo.
