FAKE LOVE short story by jay

please help me notify every body so that u guys can have your seat

seated continue

@fridex call that your wife.... em @ladyg help me call that your boo @itzprince @jerrie @delexzy01 @gamanuel @freshgirl @fb-mhizlilygold and the rest, new story. me I dey front seat make no body drag here with me.

@ryder abegi stand up from there before i open my eye

because of you @fb-mhizlilygold make i just shift.... because she carry popcorn oo @others make no body drag here again except you bring popcorn

No b small kind fake lovr o ride on thanks @ryder, lets see hw it goes..

Abeg @ryder go to the back let the people that came with entertainment stay in front.... I brought cookies and 50cl pepsi plastic bottle

@ryder abeg comot for my road. Make i drop all my popcorns and yoghurt..... Who wan sit wth me?

If nobody call me, i go call myself jare. Seated

Seated... Ride on

episode 2 I welcome her with hug, I don't expect her to come with anyone, . me:Funmi u don't told me,u we be coming with a friend. . Funmi: oh am sorry jay,I would have told u before, Buki meet my sweet heart that am talking about, jay meet my childhood friend, I move to her and we have a hand shake.. . Buki,: bro-jay my friend have really tells me a lot about u . me: really??? . Buki; yes,she said u have been nice to her, . me: oh, is that true(facing Funmi) . Funmi:yes of cause, I need to tell her how nice u have been to me,u know she's my best friend, we are three in number but seyi went to some were that's why we don't come together. ....for my mind ( yeeh 3 of u at the same time,I done enter one chance) . me: ok-ok nice meeting u Buki, . Buki;all the pleasures are mine. . I wonder why this girl is always staring at me,she keep looking at me as if this her first time of seen a guy. I guess maybe because am handsome. . Buki; bro-jay I we be very happy if I can know u more than this... . Funmi was looking confuse. I guess . me:(waiting u wan no again na) no problem ,time will tell, . we gist about soo many things before they both enter the kitchen I sat down,feeling confused, am just thinking about Buki,why is she staring at me,did she likes me?? no she cant ,,when she knows am dating her best friend.. but why is she staring at me,only God knows (fast forward) 20 minutes later they came with noodles,funmi dished mine and hers in the same plate while Buki dish her own seperate ,, still she's still looking at me, am really confused, am feeling uncomfortable.. before she broke the silent. . Buki:bro jay(smile) I guess you enjoyed your meal,your girlfriend was a great chef . me: yes of cause, I enjoyed it,it really delicious, I trust Funmi. . Buki::am sorry to disappoint u,am the one that cook it not your girlfriend . me: are u sure?? . Buki: ask her now . me(facing Funmi) is that true . Funmi:;yes Jor she insist in cooking it. . me::OK sha....all the way the food is Delicious after eating me and Funmi talk about many things,her past,her parent, her life in general.. (fast forward) . its 5:40 pm. I guess they would have been planing to leave any moment from now. . Funmi; ifemi I think we have to be on our way by now,u know our area is somehow far, . Buki,; bro-jay thanks very much,I really appreciate you, you are such a caring husband, my friend have luck to meet u. . me; oh Buki,stop thanking me its noting,don't thank me jare.... . bukii we like to visit you some other time,can u please give me your digits. . at this point funmu is now totally confused, I can see confusion written in is eye,but why can she challenge her?? I collected her phone and type in my number . Buki:thanks bro. . Funmi,;we have to be on our way by now. me; OK ifemi make sure I call me when u guys get home. . Buki: don't worry if she forget I we call u . me OK bye I handed 2 thousands naira note to Funmi,she collect it and hug me,she gave me a kiss,I was happy,after they have gone.,I sat down on my bed,I keep wondering what Buki is up to,did she love me,is she falling for me,I keep asking my self all sort of questions but cant find a satisfactory answers...... to be continued

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Continue oo

This gonna be interesting

@freshgirl me ooo I dey front already @itzprince space still dey bring those things come and seat here. continue Mr writer.

episode 3 . am really confused,less I forget let me inform dude,I need to update him, me: hello dude,how far now. . dude; baaad booy..I guess u have finally got down with her,I can feel it from your voice, . me,(shey this guy no dey smoke weed sha) guy forget about bleep jare,what I saw today surprised me, . dude: what's that jay?? is she a virgin? tell me now,even if she is a virgin can't u disvirgin her? . me;;guy just stop all this nonsense, just listing to me.. . dude: jay am the one saying rubbish abi? . me;am sorry dude,just listing to me, . dude; OK o,all hears, . me: dude can u believe Funmi came with a friend, . dude: u can't be serious, . me; am very serious, what surprised me most is the,the person she call a friend keep staring at me and she even collected my phone number, . dude;: this is serious o,I guess she as fall for u be that oo,she see fine boy ,jay don't dull your self o, . me: dude what are u trying to say? . dude: u are still asking me what am trying to say, . me: yes now , because I don't understand u . dude;: OK now listing, I want u to bleep her . me;: yeeh!!! guy u wan kill me, what if Funmi discovered that am dating her childhood friend, am in trouble be that o, . dude: jay why are u behaving like primary 4 students,she won't discovered if u play your game very well, . me guy did u think that will possible, how can I be dating two friends. . dude: you are not dating two friends,that her friend will be your sex mate,your sex partner, you won't date her,is just to be bleeping her. . me,OK guy I have had you,it just that time will tell, guy I we call you later . . I cut the call, I don't know how to go about it,it won't be easy for me to do what dude told me, I don't know when I slept,I woke up around 5:55AM how come to 6 ke?,is this clock no working again or what? I have slept since yesterday night,I have even forgot to eat food,I stand up grap my phone and dial funmi's number.I call her 5 times b4 she finally pick the call . me,; hello my dear, how are u doing,?? . Funmi:(in a low voice)am fine jare . me; how was your night? . funmi; its splendid. . me; why don't you call me when you reach house yesterday? . Funmi; I forgot, . me: u forgot? that's sound funny. . Funmi: please I we call u back, I want to attend to something important, . me; Funmi what's the problem now, u are acting funny. . Funmi :: please try to understand me. she cut the call, I was so surprised by her behaviors toward me this morning, that is happening, why is she behaving like this, its is what happened yesterday, I don't think I have anything bad to her,I stand up walk to the kitchen to prepare some food, 20 minutes later am done with my cooking, am just thinking about everything, what's happening to Funmi, why is she behaving like this, and her friend Buki, what's she up to, I haven't finished my sentence when my phone started ringing, . me; hello who is on the line please, . caller: bro jay how are u doing, . immediately I had the voice, I know its Buki . me: Buki how are u doing, . Buki; bro-jay am fine o, how was your night, . me; its splendid jare, is just that am just don't feeling fine, . Buki; what's the matter, now bro,share it with me now, . me:what is wrong with your friend, she is acting funny, . Buki; is that why u said u are not feeling fine.? . me; yes now, I don't feel comfortable, . Buki: u better don't kill yourself because of a girl, . me.: please what's wrong with her?? . Buki; me I don't no oo . me: u don't know ke?but she is your friend, . Buki; yes she is my friend,but sh3 hardly share are personal information with anyone, she love keeping secret. . me: she love keeping secret, thats sound funny . Buki,bro ojo let forget about Funmi,I don't call u because of her,I call u to say hello to you,bye bro, she cut th3 call,I stated wonder what is happening,what's did they upto, to be continued....

Hmm this is getting complicated

@ryder you want to finish my snacks, abi?

@itzprince no i want take 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 pieces of cookies hope say na the big size you buy shall; (wait open em make I see inside the nylon bag self). then gulp down 5 or 6 mouth full of that your 50cl Pepsi drink. the snacks no go finish na @fb-adajeojo throw fumi for one side; go with buki that girl no serious for your side... she get one guy for corner

Na im be say the Pepsi don finish na @ryder. If you gulp three mouth-full the thing go finish... Oya bring that toast cup beside you, let me pour little for you...

Go on

am here guys continue

@itzprince I no sure; wait make i confirm, if i drink like 6 gulps e no finish i go bring the cup

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Its obvious that she wants your banana

this one z strong

am just having little problem with my phone, I promise to complete the story as soon as I resume, but for now,i have vacated√√√√

Fake love.. episode4 hello guys am sorry for my slow update....the reasonis that am having some problems withmy phone . . I started wondering what they up to..... I went outside to buy recharge card so as to call dude after buying the recharge card I went back inside my room to call dude.. . me. hello my guy..how are u doing? . dude. am fine Jared... . me.u can't believe what I saw today.. . dude. u see devil? . guy stop all this jare..can u believe Buki as been calling me everyday,i don't know what she is up-to . dude. guy named your they dull yourself.. . . me. as who? . dude. u still they as me as how..don't u no she wanted your banana.. . me.. shai that girl na prostitute o . dude.. give it to her.. . me.am just afraid of funmi.. . dude. guy be bold.nothing go happen.. . me. OK bye for now. . call ended.. . after the call.i started wondering what is happening,this this life sha,this Niki of a girl na prostitute o as I was busy thinking a call enter my phone and I check who the caller was.... oh..i can believe what am seeing.. funmi call.. I summon some courage and pick the call.. me. hello funmi.. . funmi..hi Jay.. is no good o u can even call your girlfriend..is unfair oo .me. funniest am very sorry am just busy with some stuff.. . funmi is that why u don't call me? me.am very sorry.. . funmi.ok o apology accepted . me.(see the yeye girl) thanks were are u now.. . funmi. am at home of cause.. . me..ok I need to attend to some stuff.i we call u later.. . funmi. OK please make sure u call me o. love u.. . me( love ko hate ni) and me 2. . to be continued

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episode 5 . after speaking with funmi I login in to continue reading a story title SHADES OF ROMANCE I read for like 1 hours before I heard my phone ringing,, . who is this one for christ sake, I then saw dude name showing on my screen,..this guy self, why she they disturb me now, . me. hello guy?( I said angrily) . dude. waiting happen whey your voice arch like this, . me. nothing Jare guy..howfar now.. . dude. guy I dey o. I just saw something that surprise me today.. . me. what's that,(I said standing up) . dude. I saw your girlfriend today in a restaurant with a guy,, hmm u know what funny? they are even kissing. . me(with a surprise voice) guy are u sure of what you are saying? . dude.you still they ask me... am I sure.. guy am very sure. even 100%sure.. . me: oh my goodness. why did funmi do this to me. what did she expect me to do that I have not done. I shoe her love,care, no wonder she as been behaving funny this days.. . dude. behaving funny as how? . me: she did not answer my call. she did no return my SMS...guy why did girls like to cheat in relationship. . dude. guy u need to forget her and move on with your life.. I think u told me that buki her friends as been calling u, is time to show both girls .... . me.guy I we call u later, I just don't get myself anymore. . dude. guy try to take things easy oo, don't kill yourself because of a prostitute. . me. OK bye . call ended..after ending the call I started thinking about my life...i started thinking of the day I met funmi..i just don't get my self again..as I was deep in my thoughts..a call enter my phone. I check who the caller was.. and am surprise to see Buki calling. . me. (in a calm voice) hello buki how are u doing . buki: am fine o bro..but why your voice dull like this? . me:nothing jare..(I lied) . buki:ok bro.. I wanted to discuss some important things with you o.. . me.ok am hearing.. . buki..it can't be said on phone, I we come to visit you.. . me: visit me( I said surprisingly) . buki:yes now abi. I should not come.. . me: noooo u are free to come any time any day..when are u coming? . Buki: Hmm. I am coming tomorrow . me: tomorrow?( so fast) I said within me . buki.yes..see you tomorrow.goodbye . call ended... what the hell did she want to discuss with me that she can't say on phone..is like this girl is up-to something else o.. . as I was thinking I heard my phone ringing..who is this stupid for God sake( I sad angrily) I check the screen.. I was surprised to see funniest calling. what is she calling me for? what did she want from me.after she as broke my heart.. I summon some courage and pick the call... . me: hello funmi.. . funmi:jay how are u doing? . me..am fine . funmi:i just call to say hello since u can't even call me.. . me:am very sorry jor funniest.. . funmi: is alright Jay..i we call u later.. . call ended . why is she calling me.... I can't understand this two friends again o.... all is just like a drama to me....i check my clock is 6:25...i need to eat something b4 sleeping,i went to the kitchen maybe I can find something to eat...i am too tired to cook..i search we I use to keep my cornflakes..i take I sachet...i went outside to buy milk after coming back, I use the milk to eat the cornflake, I slept only to wake up next day by my phone ringing tone, buki calling.. . why is this girl calling me early in the morning like this.... . I pick my phone and pressed the green key... . me hello Buki.. . buki. bro Jay good morning.... . me. good morning my sister.. . buki.how was your night bro. . me:splendid o .. buki: that's good. I just want to remind u that I we be coming at 9 AM this morning.... . me..ok no problem.. . I ended the call...am still feeling sleepy. I was woke up by a knock on my door...i stand up immediately.. I check my time oh!!!my God its 8: 40 already...i ran to the door.. when I open the door what I saw was a surprise on my life . . . . TBC

Go collect your share now that you have the opportunity

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episode 6. . after I have opening the door. what I saw was the surprise of my life.. behold I saw funmi at my door step,am just too confused, hello funniest, u don't tell me u are coming, can u please let me enter first, she said as she make her way inside, funmi. are u not happy seeing me? . me. is not that am not happy but am just too surprised, since u don't inform me that u are coming, . funmi. did I have to inform u before coming to your place. as it gotten to that? . me. funmi I don't mean anything, is alright, what should I offer u, . funmi.anything.... . me. OK am coming.. . I checked my time. oh my good, it 9:09 already, buki we be here at any fucking time,i thought within me before running go outside,i stated doing like a hunter that go for hunting, luckily for me I saw buki but she did not see me, I ran after her because she is heading to my compand, hee buki she turned back and saw me, when she saw me, she smile.. buki could your belief funmi is inside my room right now.. why now why did u let her come when u know that am coming? she said angrily.. .buki calm down, u see she did not even inform me before coming,if she inform me I shouldn't let her come.. OK what should we do now.. she said calmly.. u see go back home now,i we call u when she have left.. OK bro bye.. I quickly went to a nearby shop, I bought a 7 up drink with one nutrimilk, after paying the sales girl, I left as fast as I could, when I reach my apartment. am so surprise I met funmi naked, she slept on my bed covering her head with my pillow, after dropping the soft drink I was holding, she turn to me.. I was so surprised.what she trying to do? I started asking myself foolish questions.. she come to me hold my hand place it on her breasts, at first I wan act like born again Christian,i later gave up, she started kissing me I don't know when I corporate and play along with her, (scene removed) fast-forward... we end up having two rounds of sex.. funmi u are so good on bed, I don't know you are this good, you nearly kill me.. hmm what of u,no man as every satisfy me on bed like this before,you are so strong,(she said with a sexy voice) are u serious? I ask her.. yes of course..u nearly kill me.. oh I need to be on my way now.. me. so fast? . funmi. yes I want to visit a friend.. . me. OK no problem . after she as left I grab my phone I text Buki that she is free to come, I was thinking about buki.what did she was to discuss with me,i thought for some time, oooo maybe she wan be to f**k her, because I don't know what she wanted to discuss with me..na f**k jor, I said to myself, I need some drugs to keep me strong, I then remembered what my friend told me,, yes,yes, I got it, I ran outside to the nearby chemist,please sister can u spare me 1 minute out of your time,i said to the salesgirl, she nodded like agama lizard, me(said calmly) please my sister can u please sell me TM? salesgirl: TM what's that . me(eleyi o tie jasi) I mean tramadol tablet. . salesgirl: hee brother we no they sell that drug for here o.. . me: sister I know u dey sell na my friend even talk say make I come here,(I lied) . salesgirl: OK no because say u talk say them send u oo. . me: (shey I am too small ni, na thunder go fire u) OK na . she came outside went to there dustbin and brought out a packet of it.. . salesgirl: bro 200 MG or 250MG . me. please give me 250MG . salesgirl: bro that one is powerful oo . me: no worry know. just bring am, . she gave me one packet and I gave her 500 and ask her to keep the change.. I went and buy mineral. I put two tables inside the mineral, after like 10 minutes I went to buy bread and eat it with the mineral containing the TM after finishing the bread I stand up and headed to my apartment, oh I forgot to lock my door,buki is already in my room waiting for me, oh buki am sorry I keep u waiting,i went to see a friend of mine(i lied) Niki.is alright bro, . I gave her the 7up I bought for funmi, by now my body as stated feeling somehow, . buki what did u said u wanted to say,, . bro. Jay since the day my friend introduced u to me, since then I have developed some feelings for you, bro I can't hold it any longer. she said as she look straight to my eyes to be continued

propose to you ba??? if any sense is in the head of Jay (the fiction character oo) he would forgo Fummi because she is not ready...