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By sambaddest in 17 Aug 2015 | 09:44
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Akpos has tried all possible means to succeed in life
but to no avail. One day he decided to visit a prophet.
The prophet promised to deliver him but he has to pay
20,000 Naira.
Akpos went and borrowed the money from a friend.
The next day, Akpos handed over 20,000 naira to the
prophet.
After series of speaking in tongues, The prophet then
say to him "young man, Your mother in-law is a winch
and she is the cause of your problems.
Akpos replied surprisingly "Ha! but am not married."
After another round of speaking in tongues, The
prophet said "Error error, you did not remove your
shoes outside."
Akpos went outside and removed his shoes.
The prophet wanting to be clever then asked "But do
you have a step mother?"
Akpos replied "Yes".
After the third round of speaking in tongues, he said
"Yes yes yes! your step mother covered your destiny
inside a pot and hid under her bed. So go home and
break the pot".
Akpos got angry and removed his shirt.
"Wait wait! What's that for?" Asked the prophet.
Akpos replied angrily "My money else two of us will
die here".
Prophet "meaning?"
Akpos "Because my step mother died before my
father married my mother"
17 Aug 2015 | 09:44
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Hahahahaaa.. dat na real fake prophet o, goin abt deceiving d shallow minded ones, oga akpos refused 2 be fooled.. give am bck him money jare, ode!
17 Aug 2015 | 09:50
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Abeg akpos throw that prophet some few punches Make his head come back to normal Nice joke
17 Aug 2015 | 10:04
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Dnt wori akpos, i wil b d ref
17 Aug 2015 | 11:39
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Abeg Design Hin Body 4 Me If He No Give U D Money.
17 Aug 2015 | 16:32
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