Flawless (Romantic and Funny story)

Hahaha funny episode

My boo @itzprince and my bae @ryder anoda story don land o

That second guy is funny??

@fb-mhizlilygold Sweetheart thanks for the iv. Am sitting beside you

@fb-mhizlilygold, thanks for the IV... erm @itzprince permission to seat please?

@ryder permission granted

Episode 2 -------12 years later------- (Somewhere In Ikeja, Lagos city) (Inside an unknown beauty salon) “Oh my God princess you’re looking so gorgeous right now.” The cosmetologist complimented. “Are you done?” Princess asked. Her eyes were still closed from when the stylist was fixing her eye lashes. “Yes, you can see for yourself.” The cosmetologist confirmed and Princess opened her eyes to look at herself in the mirror. Pleased with what she saw, Princess smiled and said. “Flawless as always.” ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [i]Full name: Jessica Johnson Nickname: Princess. Occupation: Model Age: 26 years old Marital Status: Single (Level of attractiveness Without make up: 70% With make up: 85%) (Fame Instagram: 1.2M Twitter: 200k ) -Description- Pros: Beautiful and highly attractive. She is the type of lady that every man dreams of…….in terms of beauty that is. Cons: She has an obsession with fame and money. She thinks too highly of herself sometimes, while underestimating others. She is both saucy and arrogant and her whole world revolves around one thing and one thing only; ‘looking good.’ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[/i] “Ah madam in fact you so much look like a sex doyll.” The third party with them said. “Wait, Bimpe are you sure you’re okay? Who are you calling sex doll?” Princess asked in annoyance. “Sorry madam, I was just complimenting you ni.” Bimpe apologized. “Don’t compliment me. I don’t need your compliment, you hear?” Princess said to her. “Sorry madam.” Bimpe apologized. ++++++++++++ [i]Full name: Bimpe Ashimolowo Nickname: null Occupation: Housemaid Age: 29 years old Marital Status: Single (Level of attractiveness Without make up: 30% With make up: 27%) (Fame FB: 732 2GO: 450 ) -Description- Pros: Kind hearted, generous. Cons: Garrulous, outspoken(not in a good way) and sometimes she can be dumb…very very dumb.[/i] +++++++ “So, princess I heard you’re travelling to Ondo state.” The cosmetologist said as she proceeds to blow dry Jennifer’s hair. “Yes, Akure to be precise.” Princess said. “I just got this modeling contract and I’ll be working shoots over there for like two months.” “Wow, two months? That’s quite long.” The cosmetologist said, careful not to reveal the disappointment in her voice, Princess had become her most valuable customer as of recent and she was a bit worried about losing her to someone else. “Yes, that’s why madam go leave me in charge of the house till she gets back.” Bimpe said with a childish smile on her face. “Haha.” Princess laughed. “I’d rather leave both my gate and front door open then mount a huge sign in front of the gate informing all the thieves and hoodlums to come in and go as they please rather than leaving you in charge of the house and come back to meet no house.” “But why not? I’m sure Bimpe is responsible.” The cosmetologist said although she doesn’t believe in her own words. “Responsible is not a word in her dictionary. You can see that she didn’t even bother to respond.” Princess said. The stylist laughed before asking. “By the way Princess what happened between you and your boyfriend, Jonas? I heard you guys are no longer together.” “The imbecile could no longer afford the relationship, imagine the average car he bought for me when other men are buying their girlfriends Benz or Range Rover and you know me, I can never settle for less that’s why I showed the loser out the door.” Princess explained. “But madam kanipe(if) it was me that a man bought a car for ni? Even if na tortoise car me I will gladly accept it o.” Bimpe said. “That’s because you don’t have any value,” Princess insulted. “A car that’s nowhere near my second car, I can’t date any man that doesn’t add any value to me mbok.” She added. “I trust you.” The stylist hailed. “So, who is the next man on the line?” She asked. “You will find out soon enough,” Princess said, smiling sheepishly. But it seems the truth was just about to be revealed as a news broadcast came up on the flat screen TV that was hanging on the wall of the salon and the main highlight of the news caught Princess’ attention. “A huge shockwave takes over the country as the global hip hop artist popularly known as Danny Prince returns to Nigeria after two years.” Princess reads and then she gasps loudly. “Oh my God.” “Oh my gosh.” The stylist gasped as well. “Ta lo ku? Who is died?” Bimpe asked as she struggles to read what was written on the screen. “Shhh.” Princess shushed her as she tries to pick up on what the news reporter was saying. News Reporter: “Most of you are probably unaware of this but after almost a year and a half since the commencement of his ‘ATW- Around The World’ tour Nigeria’s very own musical sensation, Danny Prince, has finally returned to the country today and not only that but guess who our special guest on the show tonight is. It’s none other than the Icon himself, Danny Prince!” Princess took a deep breath in as the camera slowly rolled away from the female reporter to reveal a dazzling young man clad in a white sweatshirt and black jean pants sitting right next to her. Daniel flashed a smart smile at the camera and Princess almost slumped from her chair just staring at him as she remembered how much trouble she had gone through just to get in touch with him before he left all to no avail. “It’s nice to have you on the show, Danny.” The news reporter said. “It’s my pleasure to be here.” He said with a voice full of confidence and positivity. ++++++++++++++++ [i]Full name: Adedamola Daniel Olatunji Brand Name: Danny Prince Age: 28 years old Marital Status: Single (Fame Instagram: 30.7M Twitter: 17M ) Pros: Handsome, Rich, Famous and super talented. Cons: Like every famous person his fame sometimes gets into his head and his egoistical side comes out…..which is actually normal considering he has a net worth of over 100 million dollars. (You can’t have that much money and not have an ego trip every now and then.)[/i] +++++++++++++ “So, tell me something Danny, how long has it been since you arrived back in the country?” The interviewer asked. “It’s been approximately, seven hours and forty five minutes.” Danny said, his body was calm and relax in such a way that it seemed like he has done this a million time before. “And how long have you been away?” “Like you said earlier it’s been almost a year and half since we started the world tour.” Danny said. “Speaking of the tour, what motivated you to embark on a world tour, Prince?” “Well I’ve always wanted to try something different, you know I’m all about breaking records and setting new standards. I wanted to bring the Nigeria music outside the shores of the nation and spread it around the world and that’s exactly what we were able to accomplish.” “He’s so hot.” The stylist pronounced. “I know right?” Princess said. ‘He’s my ideal type of man, handsome, famous and most importantly, very rich. Princess and Prince what a perfect combo that would be.’ She thought to herself. “Me I don’t like him jarey, my friend, Shukurah talk say he is very arrogant, that he is used to snubbed people during his shows.” Bimpe said. “Will you just shut up?” Princess shushed her as the interview was ongoing. “Is it true that you’re hosting a return concert scheduled for tomorrow?” The interviewer asked. “Yes, there’s going to be a concert at the Merry Makers event centre in Abuja by 9pm tomorrow.” Danny said. “Tomorrow?” Princess gasped sadly. “I’ll be in Akure by that time.” She had managed to reach out to Danny’s manager before he embarked on his world tour that year after spending a lot of time and money and the man had assured her that she’ll get to finally meet him once he returns from his tour. Now the concert was clashing with her other engagements. “But how can you just be announce the concert when it’s just only a day to go. I’m sure not too much people will come.” Bimpe said. “See this one o,” The stylist mocked. “No be Danny Prince again? Trust me the concert go full, even me sef go find my way there. Moreover, Bimpe it’s not by force to speak English just stick to Yoruba or speak Pidgin, don’t come and use your grammar to demolish my salon.” “I still dey try to adjust, you no say English no easy to spoke.” Bimpe said. “Madam Adjuster, stick to Pidgin you hear?” The stylist said. Princess’ eyes were still focused on the TV screen as the interview was still ongoing. “As a special treat for our audience at home,” The interviewer began, staring right at the camera. “We have decided to give one special someone a chance to ask Danny Prince a question live on this show. Just dial the number that is been displayed on the TV screen and hope you get lucky.” Princess’ heart raced immediately she heard this. She immediately grabbed her phone as the number was been displayed on the screen and ordered Bimpe to do the same in order to double her chances. The stylist also had her phone out and each one of them started typing away as fast as they could. Princess held the phone to her ear after dialing the number and after a short while the phone gave a beep that the line was busy, same thing happened with the stylist. Princess was feeling dejected but Bimpe smiled and announced. “It’s ringing.” “You don’t mean it?” Princess gasped excitedly and quickly snatched the Nokia phone from Bimpe’s hand. “Hello, Danny Prince?” She spoke into the receiver end. “Saanu.” A man’s voice said. “Please I’ll like to speak with Danny Prince.” Princess said unconvincingly as she was starting to doubt if this was really the TV station. “Who be Danny Prince? This is Alhaji Musa Danladi.” Princess ends the call as she realized what just happened and looked up at Bimpe with a grim look on her face. “You dialed a wrong number.” “Ah, sorry ma. I did not know it will be a wrong number.” Bimpe said apologetically. It took all of her strength and will power but Princess managed to hand the phone back to Bimpe and not hurl it out the window. “Hello, who is the lucky caller?” The interviewer asked. “Na me o,” The caller said excitedly. “What’s your name and where are you calling us from?” The interviewer asked. “My name is Bamiduro Samuel.” “Alright Mr. Samuel, where are you calling from?” “Abeg let’s leave the long story, Danny baba na you I wan talk to o. God don catch you today.” Samuel said in an hysterical tone. “I’m all ears. What’s your question?” Danny asked. “Mehn I can’t believe I’m really talking to you boss.” Samuel exclaimed before he continued. “Baba I just need you to help my life ni o, the kind hunger wey don dey knack me these days in fact I don dey get headache for my spinal cord. You fit help me transfer small something make I no go meet my ancestors like this.” “Uhm…sure.” Danny said with a weird smile as he wasn’t expecting something like this. “What is the last three digit of your phone number?” “666 ni o baba mi.(It’s 666, boss.) No be today my village people don dey follow me, e even show for my phone number.” Samuel said. “No worries, send your account number to this line immediately after the show.” Danny said. “Thanks boss.” Samuel said. “Do you have any question that you would like to ask Danny though?” The interviewer asked, trying to maintain the actual purpose of the phone call. “Yes.” Samuel replied. “Well what is your question?” The interviewer asked with a straight look on her face. “Ehn,” Samuel began. “My question is that, should I be expecting the alert today or tomorrow?” Samuel asked. “Just make sure you send your account number after the show, you’ll receive the money right after.” Danny promised. “Alright, thanks boss.” Samuel said before dropping the call. The interviewer’s face looked a bit flushed and after inquiring from Danny if it was okay with him, she decides to give another person a chance to ask a question. Princess was infuriated and annoyed that she lost her chance to speak with Danny Prince to that “beggar” and so she was more than glad when the interviewer decided to take another call and she was confident that this was her chance. All three women grabbed their phones once again and dialed the number but neither one of their calls went through. “Hello, who is calling?” The interviewer asked. “Na me again o.” The caller answered in a familiar voice. “Who?” The interviewer asked in shock. “Samuel.” The man answered. The interviewer was at a loss of word and didn’t quite know what to say and could only mutter. “Why?” “I just wanted to remind Danny not to forget what he promised o, because as I dey like this I dey mama Nkechi’s shop and I don buy stuff full ground. So, boss please don’t Amaka me o, ogun will not kill us o. You no say na for live television we dey.” “Guy just send your account number after the show now.” Danny said getting a bit frustrated. Although it was against their policy the interviewer had to break protocol and end the call as it seems Samuel still had something to say. She then instructs someone at the back to block his number before heaving a big sigh and then she decides to give someone else a try. By now Princess was starting to lose hope and since she knew this was going to be her last chance she even said a little prayer in her mind before dialing the number this time but she didn’t get lucky this time either and neither did the stylist but surprisingly Bimpe’s call went through. “Hello, the caller.” The interviewer said. “No oh this is not Kola is Bimpe, ah wrong number again.” Bimpe said and drops the call.

oh my goodness ...for the first a story triggered me to log in to my account just to comment coz I always feel lazy doing so.... this story is hilarious beautifully written ..pls keep it up great job... don't relent in ur post so as not to loose interest of ur reader....u are blessed

Una no go kill person with laff, ride on

nice piece

Such a funny one

hahaha this story is funny die... Bimpe well-done

This story is so hilarious, I'm still laughing at Sodiq's display and den Bimpe burst my brain wen she called princess a sex doll, as if dat ws not enough she dropped d call thinking the interviewer said "Kola" instead of "Caller"

Episode 3 “Bimpe, hurry up now.” Princess called as she was walking to the front door, her high heels were making loud noises on the tiled floor. She had an handbag in her right hand and a car key dangling on her left hand. “Madam, I dey come.” Bimpe replied from inside. “What’s taking so long?” Princess asked. “Why are you even taking her along? Why not leave her here to look after the house?” Blessing who was waiting by the door asked. “You’re asking as if you don’t know that Bimpe is not well. So you want me to leave her alone in the house so that she can ruin everything I worked hard for.” Princess said to her friend. Blessing was just about to speak when Bimpe walked into the living room, dragging two luggage with her, one in each hand. She had another bag hung on her back but instead of wearing the bag on her shoulder, she had the handles hanging by her neck in such a way that the bag’s weight was choking her and her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets. “Madam, help me.” She said in a weak voice. Princess and her friend rushed over to her and managed to get the bag off her neck. “Are you trying to get yourself killed? You want to die so that your people will come and hold me for killing their daughter. That’s what you want right?” Princess asked in annoyance. “No, ma. I didn’t know how the bag is just shifted oninown.” Bimpe said. “Princess was right about you, you no well at all.” Blessing said and then she turned to face Princess. “Moreover, why do you need so many stuff?” She asked, gesturing at the loads on the ground. “I’m going to be there for two months now, I’ll need all the basic items that I can carry.” Princess said. “Yes, I know but isn’t this a little too much?” Blessing asked. “I’m sure, Abigail will already have most of these at home.” “It can’t be the same,” Princess explained. “You know some of us only go for the best products.” “Na you sabi. Just hurry up, you know you’re already running late.” Blessing said. Princess turned to face Bimpe and handed her the car key. “Go and put those luggage in the trunk.” She said. Bimpe bent down to pick the bag back up but Princess told her to leave it there and drop the luggage off first. Bimpe did as she was told and dragged both luggage out of the house towards one of the two cars that were sitting in the compound. “By the way, Princess, have you heard that your man crush is back in the country?” Blessing asked her friend once they were alone. “Is there anyone in this country who hasn’t heard? The news is all over the internet and even radio stations.” Princess said, clearly astonished by how much recognition, Danny has. “Then you must have heard that he’s hosting a return concert this evening.” Blessing said. “Don’t even remind me of that concert, you have no idea how angry I am that I am unable to attend the show.” Princess said, clearly displeased about the issue. “Have you at least spoken with his manager? Didn’t he promise that you’ll get to meet him when he gets back?” Blessing asked. “Yes, I was actually able to get through to him yesterday.” Princess said. “So, what’d he say?” Blessing asked curiously. “He said that they have a lot of engagements on their hands and I may not even get a chance to speak with Danny even if I come to the show cause he’ll be too tired to meet with anyone but he promised that he’ll manage to help me set up an appointment with him very soon.” “He better o, cause after all the money you’ve spent, it won’t be nice if you don’t eventually get to meet him.” “It’s not a matter of if I’ll meet him because I’m sure I’ll definitely meet him someday, the real question is when that day will be. All I know is that it’s going to be a very special moment when we finally get to make each others acquaintance cause you can tell that we’re a match made in heaven.” Princess said with glee. “Just make sure you guys invite me to the wedding.” Blessing teased. “Hold on oh,” Princess suddenly realized something. “Bimpe has been gone for some time now.” She said. “Yeah, maybe she went outside to buy something.” Blessing said wondering why Princess looked so worried. But Princess was unconvinced as she proceeds to walk outside while calling, Bimpe’s name with no response from her. Blessing followed after her and they both walked over to the car but Bimpe was no where in sight. Where could she be? Princess wondered. She noticed that the key was still in the trunk’s keyhole so she decided to check if Bimpe had at least placed the luggage in there before she left. She opened up the trunk and lo and behold, there she was, lying down in the trunk, trapped under a luggage and struggling to get herself back up. Both Princess and Blessing were baffled and they didn’t know when their mouths fell open. “How did this happen?” Princess had to ask. “I trip,” Bimpe said. “You what?” It was Blessing’s turn to ask. “I trip.” Bimpe repeated right away, as if those two words perfectly explain the scenario.

Na wa oo... so you trip?

lol

hehehehe....Bimpe oooo

This Bimpe is a serious case

Hahaha laugh wan kill me

Episode 4 It’s 10 PM in the evening and the sun has long gone into hiding, the shiny crystal ball, otherwise known as the moon is now out in all its glory to take its spot and dozens of tiny little stars shimmer around it to add to its glow. Yes, it was truly a remarkable sight to behold but stars and the moon are something we see every night, something not so peculiar though is the event that was taking place at The Merry Makers Event Center. The Event Center in Abuja truly witnessed a groundbreaking event like never before on this faithful night. The venue was filled to the brim with almost as much people outside as there was inside. It is quite hard to believe that an event which was announced merely 24 hours to its commencement could have such a massive turnout of crowds. The huge number of people that were in attendance made it appear, as though the event had been building up for over a year ago, or maybe it has? After all, each and every single person among the crowd in attendance have been itching and anxiously waiting for his return and after almost a year and half he’s finally back and they just can’t wait to catch a glimpse of the man who has set a new standard in Africa’s entertainment industry. A lot of people could not contain their joy when he finally stepped up on the stage for his performance, and talk about delivering a show like no one else can! Danny brought the same amazing energy that he was widely known for into the show, and to say that the audience was thrilled with his performance would be a gross understatement. Both men and women, the young and the elderly, slay queens and slay kings were freaking out and screaming their hearts out the second Danny came up on stage. A few people were passing out and slumping to the floor here and there, no one knew exactly why these people were fainting, if it’s due to the fact that they were simply star struck by Danny’s presence or maybe they were suffocating due to the mammoth crowd that was trying to push their way to the front…..(let’s just assume that they were star struck) The fact of the matter is that no one cared to know the reason why this people were passing out and they just stepped over or even stamped on their bodies to get forward. If you’re someone who enjoys fainting a lot, then this might be a bad day for you to do so because once your body hits the floor, you’re bound to get trampled by at least two people. It won’t be too much of an exaggeration to say that some destinies were crushed in this stampede. (This is what you call hyperbole) The scene was wild and chaotic; it looked like an entire battalion of military forces were trying to force their way across the enemy’s border. The bouncers and security staffs were getting more than their money’s worth of hard work just trying to maintain decorum…… At the end of the day, it was an epic and amazing show that witnessed a lot of joy and excitement. Lots of emotions were running wild, tears were shed, pulses were raised, and bones were broken…….lots and lots of bones were broken…… After the show was well over and the clouds were settled, just when you’d think that the rowdiness would have died down. A huge crowd of people were still waiting outside the event center. Some were waiting to get an autograph, some were waiting with the hope of being among the lucky few that would get a photo with Danny and others were just waiting to catch a glimpse of the super star once he exits the building but they were in for a long and anxious wait as Danny did not appear to be coming out any time soon.

LMAO.... lots of bones were broken hahahah

Being a celebrity is not easy ö

Celebrity, s life

Wait for him until he comes out then

its really funny,,,, but dat bimpe is a serious case oooo,,,,,

Episode 5 A man wearing a white suit coupled with black pant and a shiny pair of black leather shoes was hastily walking through a hotel’s hallway while conversing with someone on the phone. “Please, just calm down. I’m on my way to his room; I’ll get back to you later.” The man said, his eyes nervously twitching underneath the glasses he had on. After dropping the call, the man walked up to one of the rooms and knocked on the door. At first, gently but his knocking grew louder and became more aggressive the longer he had to wait. Soon enough the door opened up….. “Hey, Felix.” Danny Prince greeted as he gingerly steps out of the room to join the man outside. For some reason, he was careful not to let the door open wide enough for the other man to get a good view of what was going on inside the room. “What’s going on here? You had me worried.” Felix said with a straight look on his face. “And who’s in there with you?” Felix asked, sensing there is someone else inside the room. [i]++++++++++ Name: Felix Douglas Nickname: Mr. Dough (Fame Instagram: 2M Twitter: 600K ) Occupation: Danny Prince’s Manager. Marital Status: Divorced. Age: 42 (Description Pros: Rich, Smart, Good managing skill and Business savvy. Cons: (………………) )[/i] “There’s nothing wrong, it’s just my stylist helping me get change.” Danny plainly said, he had switched out of his costume and was now wearing a white, plain, shirt and black shorts. He also had a black face cap resting on his head. “Why did you just leave like that without informing me? You just went AWOL immediately after the concert. There are fans and most importantly, news reporters waiting to get an interview.” Felix said, clearly annoyed. “Yeah, uhm….” Danny began, gently stroking his beardless chin. “I wasn’t really in the mood for any interview. My brain just zoned out for a few minutes after the show. So, I just met with some fans, signed a few autographs and then I decided to crash back here.” Danny explained. His manager stared at him quizzically for a while before saying. “You know, I don’t understand what’s going through your mind lately.” “To be fair, you don’t always have to know what’s going through my mind.” Danny said. “Actually, I do. Because I’m you manager and I’m the one who’s going to get the blame for all the bad choices that you make. Now, while I may agree that you have earned a well deserved rest for tonight, I still think that you should have informed me before making your decision to leave.” Felix said, his voice sounded like a father scolding his child. “And speaking of bad choices….” Felix said as if having an afterthought. “There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you but I decided to let it wait until after the concert.” “What is that?” Danny asked. “What transpired between you and Clara?” “What?” Danny asked with an innocent look on his face. “Now don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. The poor girl called to inform me that you left her stranded at a shopping mall in Dubai with loads of bills to pay. She said she’s been calling your number but you’ve blocked her. I had to settle that bill after she pleaded with me that she’s low on cash.” Danny chuckled out loud on hearing this, as he couldn’t hold it in. “What? You think that’s funny? Why do you like being a jerk sometimes?” Felix asked. Danny stopped smiling when Felix said this and for the first time that night, Danny had a frown on his face. “You didn’t even bother to wait for an explanation before jumping to conclusion. You’re already picking sides without hearing my side of the story.” Danny said. “That’s because I know what you’re capable of,” Felix retorted. “And you think I’m capable of leaving a broke woman stranded in a shopping mall?” Danny asked in disbelief. “I wouldn’t even do that to a complete stranger not to talk of someone I know and you know that.” “Fine, tell me what happened.” “I didn’t leave her stranded in the mall. I left because she told me to.” “And you expect me to believe that?” “Believe it or not, that’s what happened.” Danny said. (_+Flashback+_) (One week earlier) (Inside a shopping mall in Dubai) After buying a bunch of stuff that they don’t even need, Danny was starting to doubt if the items would fit in the Porsche or they’ll need to get a trailer to offload it. Meanwhile, Clara had also decided that they should renovate their rented apartment. She wanted to change the furniture and redesign the whole place to suit her taste. “We’re only going to be there for two more days, Clara. That’s completely unnecessary.” Danny tried to reason with her but she was adamant and insisted that the room need to be just perfect throughout their stay and Danny had no choice but to give in to her demand but then a thought crossed his mind and he asked in a light tone. “So, let’s just assume that I can’t afford all this stuff that you are craving for……can we still be together?” “What do you mean?” Clara asked as if she misinterpreted the question. “I mean….. what if I’m not, Danny Prince and I’m just an average guy trying to make ends meet….will it make any difference to you?” Danny explained, wondering why he was asking the question anyway. “Of course it will make all the difference,” Clara said almost immediately. “I mean just look at me, do I look like someone who can settle for an average guy? You won’t even have my attention if you’re not a millionaire….” She said with a full voice. Then she noticed a change in Danny’s reaction and asked. “What’s wrong? Why do you look so gloomy all of a sudden?” “Well, pardon me if I’m not leaping for joy after you just told me that you only love me cause I’m rich,” Danny said. “It’s not just because you’re rich dear but you’re also famous, now that’s the full package right there,” Clara said sweetly but then she continued. “I don’t know why you chose to ask this silly question but don’t let my compliments get into your head because there are a lot of men who are way richer than you are, that are already hitting on me, and I’m talking men with private jets and oil companies. So, you should consider yourself lucky that I choose to spend my time with you.” She boasted. “You really don’t have to say such things right to my face, you know?” Danny said calmly. Clara was fond of raising the subject of her numerous admirers in most of their discussions. Clara lets out a short laugh and said. “And why can’t I?” She asked. “You were the one who raised the question. Don’t think just because you’re taking me out and buying stuff for me will stop me from saying the truth and I’ll start sugar coating words just to please you. I have men at my beck and call who would be more than eager to come down here and settle all the bills. I still stand by what I said, I can never settle for an average guy and if you’re not comfortable with the truth then that’s your problem. I don’t even know what you’re getting so worked up about, it’s not like you’re one of those low life guys I’m referring to.” She said as she points at one of the gold chains on display. “This one looks great, what do you think?” She asked. “Why don’t you ask one of your rich admirers, I’m out of here.” Danny who has had enough of her utterances said. “Fine then, leave,” Clara said without bashing an eye as she continues to examine the chain. And without saying another word, Danny turned his back and walked away as Clara now stared on with a shocked expression on her face. (-_End Flashback_-)

Hehehehe..Dat's gud for u

I go with you

You are just too stupid, If i was Danny that would be my last time with you... rubbish

Episode 6 “That’s what happened?” Felix asked. “Yeah, that’s what happened.” Danny replied. “You know I’m just sick and tired of all this fake loves man. All I ever wanted is someone that will love me for who I am and not just because of my wealth and status.” “Alright, I understand how you feel and I know she may have sounded a bit insensitive.” Felix began calmly. “But nonetheless there’s no denying the fact that she was telling the truth. You need to understand that as a celebrity, especially one of your status, your wealth and status is what’s going to attract people to you and that’s just the cross you’ll have to live with. The fact that, Clara was willing to open up to you shows that she’s a honest person and I suggest you should consider talking to her and patch things up between you two.” “I already crossed that bridge, Felix. I’m done with her.” Danny said. “If I can’t find true love, maybe I’ll just stay single forever; I think that’s better than being in a relationship with someone who only sees an ATM every time she looks at you.” “Alright then,” Felix finally gave in when he noticed that Danny had already made up his mind but he wasn’t quite okay with the idea of, Danny giving up on love. He was sure that it will definitely have an effect on his mood and music. “Let’s just agree that you have closed the chapter with, Clara. Why don’t you consider this other girl that has been pestering me for a chance to finally meet you? What was her name again? Princess.” “Which Princess?” Danny asked with genuine curiosity. “You’re going to have to be more specific. You have no idea how many Princesses I have on my page. One actually named herself, Daniella Princess.” Danny chuckled. “I had to hit like on her post.” “No, I’m talking about…..wait, what did I tell you about liking random comments on your page?” Felix asked with a frank look on his face. “I just thought I’d put a smile on her face for going through the trouble.” Danny said wondering why Felix was making such a big deal out of it. “Listen, Daniel. You’re a mega superstar right now and it’s about time you start behaving like one. You need to be very careful with whatever you do. You never know when all this news hungry bloggers are going to cook something up from whatever little mistake you make and before you know it, all sort of news will start spreading about you. Imagine seeing this headline on one of the popular blog sites. ‘Danny Prince likes the comment of a fan who said that Wizzkidd is a whack artist.’” “Why would I like such a comment?” Danny asked amusingly. “Wizzkidd is an amazing artist, I’ll never approve of such a derogatory comment about him.” “That’s not the point, okay? This bloggers are hungry for news and won’t shy away from making things up and if you’re not careful you’ll only be making their job easier for them. Fake news are all over the internet you need to be extra careful.” Felix instructed. “Alright, I hear you.” Danny said as he starts moving back inside. “If you don’t mind I’ll like to get some rest now.” He said to Felix. “Yeah you should rest up, we have a busy day ahead of us tomorrow.” The manager said. “No, we don’t.” Danny said as he steps out again. “Yeah, we do. We have a lot of interviews and sponsored events to attend.” The manager reinstated. “Have you forgotten that we had an agreement?” Danny asked his eyes staring intently at his middle aged manager. “What agreement?” Mr. Douglas asked. “Oh My God!” Danny exclaimed. “Don’t tell me you have forgotten.” He said as he lifts the face cap off his head to reveal a clean shaved head. Felix gasped for breath as soon as he saw this and now it was his turn to exclaim. “Oh My God, Danny what did you do?”

Princess dies for your love

next ooo

Episode 7 Daniel is one of those people who had natural, curly hair. He’s had it since he was a child and his unique hairstyle had become a major part of his identity. Which is why, his manager always reaffirms the fact that he shouldn’t experiment with his hair more than necessary and should just stick to the haircut that he’s already known for by his fans and business associates. Now Felix can’t believe his eyes when he saw what Daniel has done with his hair. His head was now as smooth as the skin on his beardless chin. They already had flyers, T-shirts and magazine covers that had pictures of, Danny with his curly hair but now that he has decided to go bald……why did he even decide to go bald? Felix has made it clear to him in the past that he shouldn’t make any decision that involves changing his looks without informing him first. “Why did you do this?” Felix asked as he stared at the bald head with a horrified look on his face. “I thought I’d try something new with my hair. How do you like it?” Danny asked with a playful smile on his face. “Where is the hair?” Felix asked. Danny chuckled. “Sounds like the title of a horror movie. Where is the hair? Premiering this Sunday at cinemas, watch as the ghost detective embarks on a dangerous journey to try and solve the mystery of the missing hair. It’s going to be bloody and brutal. Catch it live at cinemas around you.” He said, trying on a movie production ascent. “This is not funny, Daniel. What- did -you -do -with- your -hair?” Felix pronounced each sentence like a baby just learning to speak. He was so annoyed that he was struggling to speak clearly. “Calm down, Felix. The hair ought to have grown back by the time I return from vacation.” “What vacation?” Felix asked, his annoyance now replaced with confusion. “The one we’ve discussed severally over the past couple of weeks.” Danny pointed out but, Felix still seemed a bit confused. So he continued. “We both agreed that once we’re through with the tour and we’ve hosted the return concert then I can get a two months break.” “I---I didn’t know you were serious about that.” Felix said with a shocked expression on his face. Danny did discuss the issue with him but he thought the singer was only pulling his legs. It had to be a joke because the stipulations for the vacation are outrageous. No interviews, no shows, no concerts, no adverts, no sponsorship, and no screen time. All these for two whole months!! Even if Felix would have agreed to such an agreement, it wouldn’t be at a time like this when they’re still riding the waves of their amazing World Tour. He had hoped that the idea was just one of Daniel’s wild thoughts that never get to see the light of the day. One time, he had raised the thought of buying a whole Island that he can name after himself and live alone in a serene environment but he eventually dropped the idea……what a relief… This must be just another one of his jokes. “I’m not kidding.” Danny said as if he had read his manager’s mind. “We’ve been working tirelessly for almost two years now. Traveling around the world was a lot of fun, don’t get me wrong but I think it’s time for a break, and not just for me but for you and the rest of the crew as well. We all deserve a well earned rest.” “I understand what you’re saying but I don’t think this is the right time for us to take a break. We just had a terrific World Tour and you have a bigger fan base than ever before. I mean you’re the hottest prospect right now. We already have companies waiting in line to get you to sign up as their ambassador.” Although, Daniel didn’t seem to be paying much attention to what he was saying, Felix still went on. “Tonight’s concert is going to be all over the news by tomorrow. Reporters and TV show hosts are going to be itching for an interview. The internet is already buzzing as we speak. We have to make the most of these hypes and publicity. Now is not the time for us to relent. We need to keep pushing and start working harder than before.” “Come on, Felix, you and I both know that your major concern is the fact that I won’t be making you any money for the next two months. I’m sure you’re already calculating how much money we are going to make if I choose to stay but let me remind you that it’s only going to be for two short months. Two months will pass before you know it.” “I’m sorry but I can't allow it. ” Felix said with a stern look on his face. “What did you say?” Daniel asked with a stern look of his own. “I said, I won’t allow it.” Felix repeated himself. “No, I heard what you said. I just wanted to make sure that you can hear yourself.” Daniel said. “Allow me to make something clear to you, Felix.” Daniel is the only person who still refers to his manager by his first name as everyone else either call him, Mr. Douglas or Mr. Dough. “You are my manager, not my boss. So, you don’t get to tell me what I can or cannot do. You work for me, not the other way around.” Daniel doesn’t enjoy talking to his manager like this but he felt he had to set the record straight. “But----” Felix was saying but Daniel cuts him off. “No buts. I have already made up my mind and you know what happens once my mind is set. There is something very important that I need to find, that’s why I need to take sometime off.” Daniel explained. “What is it? How much is it? I can have it shipped in by tomorrow.” Felix offered. Daniel looked directly at his manager’s eyes and said calmly. “It is something that money cannot buy.” “There’s not a thing that money can not buy just tell me what it is.” Daniel smiled slightly and shook his head sideways. “Good night, Felix.” He said as he steps back into the room and shut the door behind him. “Think about what I said. I’ll see you tomorrow morning, don’t do anything silly.” Felix said from outside before taking his leave. .............. When morning came, Felix went back to Danny’s room to check on him but the pop star was nowhere to be found….

hmmmmmm,,,, its just d truth,,, its so difficult for celebrities to hav or see true love bcos most girls are just with dem bcos of dia fame and money,,,,

I think he changed his look and he is going on a trip to find a true love

awwwn goodluck on ur search for true love... perhaps when wants to disguise...

Its time to find true love

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Episode 8 “Oh My God! Where could he be?” Felix wondered as he tried Danny’s number for the umpteenth time without getting any luck. It’s just seven in the morning, where could he have gone off to this early in the morning? “Maybe he went back to the mansion?” Felix thought to himself. “Let me call his mom, she’ll know where her son is.” “Hello.” Felix greeted as soon as Danny’s mom picked up the call. “Hello, Mr. Douglas. How are you?” The woman greeted in her usual cheerful tone. “Yeah, I’m fine. I just wanted to ask if Danny has been home today by any chance.” “Not at all. I haven’t seen him today. He did call to inform me last night that he’s going on a vacation though.” “Did he mention where he was going?” Felix asked as he slowly bit his lower lip out of frustration. “No. I hope there’s no problem? You sound a bit worried.” She asked with deep concern. “No problem at all, there’s nothing to worry about.” Felix said; although, he was starting to burn up inside. “I’ll call you later, ma.” He added before dropping the call. “Damn!” Felix yelled before rushing out of the room. He was getting really worked up now. One of the securities or member of staffs ought to have seen him leave. Danny doesn’t have a lot of friends in his circle but if there’s one person that he always opens up to, it’s his driver, Akpan. “Akpan!” Felix yelled as he walked outside to meet the young man washing a car in the compound. “Mr. Douglas. Good morning, I didn’t see you come in.” Akpan greeted politely. Akpan is a 25 year old lad, who was lucky enough to have secured employment with Danny, few years after dropping out of secondary school. Danny had grown fond of him over the years and he was one of the few people that, the singer often discuss his private affairs with, since he had proven himself to be loyal and trustworthy. “You didn’t see me because I’m too small, right? I’m like a rat that just crawls in without anyone noticing, is that what you’re trying to say?” Felix asked in annoyance as he pours his frustration out on the innocent chap. Although, Felix does come off a little short in terms of height since the man is only 5ft”4inches tall. “No, I didn’t mean it like that.” Akpan sincerely apologized. “Listen carefully to what I’m about to ask and I want an honest and direct answer.” Felix said, struggling to keep his voice calm. “Where is Danny?” He asked with a stern look on his face. “I don’t know sir.” Akpan said apologetically as if he was truly sorry that he’s not aware of Danny’s whereabouts but Felix wasn’t buying it as his stern gaze intensifies. “I’m sure you know that I’m the only reason why you have a job here don’t you?” Felix asked and Akpan slowly nodded. “If it weren’t for me you’ll still be pushing wheelbarrow somewhere in Onitsha, now unless you want to lose your job this very instant and get sent back to your home town, you will tell me where Danny is.” “Sir, I swear I don’t know.” Akpan pleaded with a sad look on his face. “He came out early this morning and told me that he’ll be gone for a while….” Akpan paused as if trying to revall something. “Oh! And he also asked me to give this to you.” He said as he reached into his back pocket and withdrew a neatly folded, white note. “Let me see.” Felix said and snatched the note from Akpan’s hand. He immediately unwraps the note and his anxiety grew as soon as he saw Daniel’s handwritten on the paper. The letter reads: [i]“Dear, Felix. If you’re reading this then it means you woke up late as usual and I’m already gone……not dead…….just gone for vacation. I know you must be feeling a bit angry right now so I already ordered for a full crate of your favorite wine and an exotic dish to help calm your nerves. The order should arrive at your room in a few minutes ……or maybe it already has(depending on when you’re reading this; Akpan is a bit forgetful sometime.) In case you’re wondering where I am or what I am getting up to? I’m sorry but I can not reveal that to you but I can assure you that it’s nothing dangerous or crazy……maybe a little crazy but….we do crazy things for love don’t we? Anyways, I’m sure you may have already noticed that my number is not going through that’s because I flushed my SIM down the toilet…..LOL. Just kidding…..I’ll call you if I need any help, although I highly doubt you’ll be hearing from me for the next two months. Footnote: I’d really love to see the look on your face right now. Can you take a photo and post it on your page? LOL Footnote 2: Do send my pleasantry to 2faze, today’s his birthday. I’d love to do it myself but I can’t risk logging into my account. Tell him I really wish I could be there but since he Amaka’d me on my own birthday, I’m returning the favor. And tell Don Zazzy to stop tagging me on his posts until he agrees to get married this year. Footnote 3: This note contains my signature at the bottom. So, it ought to be worth a few dollars. (Don’t say I didn’t make you any money before leaving….) Footnote 4: I really don’t have anything else to add, I’m just really excited and a bit anxious. I’m going to be meeting someone that I haven’t seen in years. Anyways, see you in two months…..and I know it’s hard but…..wish me luck!! Yours truly, Yours truly*winks*[/i] Felix looked up from the note with an even meaner look on his face than before. “How long has it been since he dropped this with you?” He asked Akpan. “I--It’s b--been about 2 hours sir.” Akpan stammered, the stern look on Felix’s face was sending shivers down his spine and his bladder was getting full all of a sudden. “2 hours!!?” Felix exclaimed in anger. “And you didn’t inform me until now?” “H—e asked me n—not to t—tell you…..y—y--et” Akpan said with a trembling voice. “Damn!” Felix yelled as he squeezed the paper in his palm. This sent jolts through Akpan’s body and the bucket slipped out of his shaky hands, causing some of the water to spill on Felix’s shoes. “I’m sorry sir.” Akpan apologized as he proceeds to start wiping Felix’s shoes with the towel in his hand. “GET UP.” Felix ordered and, Akpan stood upright on his wobbly legs. “Fifty minus thirty five?” Felix asked. Akpan stared at him in a confused state as he tries to calculate the numbers. It was hard for him to think as his heartbeat was still racing from the shock he just received. “Fifty minus Thirty five?” Felix repeated in anger. “Fifteen.” Akpan finally said. “Good,” Felix said with a frown on his face. “Fifteen million naira. That is how much I’m going to lose just this week alone due to Danny’s absence and you know whose fault that is?” Felix asked. “Yours.” He answered before Akpan could speak up. “That money makes up for your 8 years salary. So, for the next eight years there’s no salary for you.” “Ah!!” Akpan exclaimed in shock. “What is ah? In fact go and call all the security and member of staffs for me. Go and get the whole crew here. Unless one of you can provide a logical explanation on how Danny was able to leave this premises without your awareness then you’re all fired. Mark my words.” Felix said as he storms off angrily. ([i]Writer’s footnote: “*Clears throat* I may have forgotten to mention that Danny owns this hotel. The hotel is one out of the three he has in the country. One in Abuja, one in Lagos and one in Port Harcourt.” End footnote.[/i] ) Story continues……. +++++++++++++++++++++++ (Later that day) (Somewhere in Lagos) A man wearing a baggy shirt and khaki pants was strolling across the streets with a delightful smile on his face. The man had two glaring features in his appearance other than his casual clothing. The man had a clean shaved head that looked like he had a glass hat on his head when viewed from afar. His chin is covered with well groomed, full grown beards that almost look ‘unreal’…..‘almost’ The man was walking across the street like he had just won a visa lottery. He gets increasingly excited as more and more people walked past him without giving him much attention. The man seemed to be fascinated by this. One could really say that he was enjoying it because the more he tried to catch people’s attention and they keep ignoring him, the happier he gets. He stood at a stall to buy some corn while engaging almost everyone he met there in a conversation. He almost got ran over by a tricycle while he was gallivanting across the road like a mad man that had just broken loose. The driver hurled some abusive words at him as he sped by and the strange man didn’t even lose his smile. After walking for what seemed like an hour or two, from Ajah to Ado market, the man finally decided to get a ride and ease his legs a bit. He hailed an incoming tricycle and the vehicle pulled over in front of him. After informing the driver of his destination and settling on a price, he hopped into the back seat and settled down next to a well dressed, young lady who appears to be on her way to work. The lady was busy on her phone and the man could not help but notice that she had a picture of, Danny Prince as her wallpaper. The lady looked up and noticed that the man was gazing at her phone. “Hello? Is there any problem?” She asked. The man sat back on his seat and looked at her. “No problem at all.” He said as he shook his head sideways and then he smiled. “You smell nice.” He added.

Lol, Danny you are stupid

Mr. Douglas u are damn mean

Danny is searching for true love

that's d crazy thing u are doing

What he's doing is very dangerous

Danny is doing the right thing

Episode 9 James was sitting down on the couch in his living room, surfing on his laptop, when his door flew open. A few moments ago and James could have sworn he had it locked when he came in. Even more shocking is the fact that when he looked over to see who it was that opened his door, it turned out to be a strange looking fellow who appears to be in his mid forties. This man has a bald head and full grown beard that covered most parts of his face. And speaking of his face, there was something oddly familiar about him but James couldn’t quite place it. “Who are you?” James asked, wondering how this stranger got the keys to his front door. Unless…. James suspicion would be validated when his friend, Alex walks in with a mini camera in his hand, that was when James realized who the stranger is. “Peter? What the hell? Nigga you scared me.” James exclaimed. “Ah, ah.” Peter laughed and pulled the fake beard off his face to reveal a little goatee almost hidden under his enormous chin. “Alex, you should have seen the look on his face, he was so scared.” Peter said to his accomplice and they both laughed. [i]+++++++++ Full Name: Peter Jacob Nickname: P.J Occupation: Comedian/Skit maker(Instagram comedian) Age: 28 (Fame: Instagram: 800K Twitter: 75K ) (Description Pros: Funny, Clever, Modest, Daring Cons: Troublesome, Daring…..sometimes annoying. ) +++++++++[/i] “Not cool guys, you almost gave me a shock.” James said as he turns his attention back to his computer. ++++++++++ Full Name: James Jacob Nickname: J.J Occupation: D.J Age: 32 ++++++++++ “But it was still funny.” Peter said as he joins his brother on the couch and Alex settled down on a sofa. “I’m sure you had some hair on your head the last time I saw you, and that was just yesterday.” James pointed out. “You know the thing come be like miracle. I just woke up this morning and voila! All my hair was gone.” Peter laughed. “That one na spiritual barbing.” James said sarcastically, trying not to laugh. “And why do you guys look like you’ve been walking in the sun for hours.” He asked, slowly eyeing his sweaty guests. “2 hours actually.” Peter said. “Oh boy, my leg is aching.” Alex complained as he stretched his legs out on the sofa. “I’m hoping you didn’t go through all this trouble just to scare me.” James said, knowing his brother was crazy enough to try anything just for laughs. “Don’t flatter yourself, James. You think say na so we take jobless? You no see camera? We were shooting a social experiment.” Alex said. “No mind am.” Peter said. “Which kind social experiment were you shooting that made you dress like someone who fled from mad house?” James asked, directing his question at Peter. “You know how the other day I asked my followers if they’ll recognize me if we meet in person and they all said they would?” James nodded and Peter continued. “Well, Alex came up with the idea that I should change my appearance and walk through the streets of Lagos and see how many people can recognize me and guess what? Not a single person was able to recognize me. I even buy corn for street and chatted with people and none of them knew.” “I got it all on camera.” Alex said with a smug smile on his face. He was pleased with how good he was at concealing the camera from view. “You guys are funny o.” James laughed. “You think say na your papa’s village una dey? Even if you like wear wig and put on high heels, this is Lagos, nobody go send you. Everyone is too busy with their own problem to be spotting one comedian in baggy shirt. Even if na Wizzkidd or Danny Prince wey dress like that nobody go still send them.” “I don’t agree with that.” Alex said, shaking his tiny head in disapproval. “Someone like Wizzkidd no fit try this kind thing o, boys go gather am, not to now talk of Danny, who no go recognize those ones.” “You know I was wondering the same thing while I was sitting next to this woman inside marwa that what if someone like Danny just pull this kind stunt? I think e get a certain level wey you go reach in life and you won’t be able to try such things.” Peter said. “I’m telling you guys that, for this Lagos, nobody get time to dey look face. Cause nobody will expect a celebrity to pull that kind stunt. If Ronaldo could have pulled if off that year then why can’t Wizzkidd or Danny Prince, I’m sure with some few adjustments you sef won’t recognize either of them.” James argued. “I still don’t agree with you but I’m too tired to argue, let me go and freshen up and start editing the video.” Alex said, he got off the chair and started walking upstairs. “Make sure you edit out the one where I was chased by a dog.” Peter reminded him before he left. “Dog chase you?” James asked with a wide grin on his face. “Like mad!” Peter exclaimed. “I had to jump over somebody’s fence.” He added. James laughed. “Let him include it in the video now, I’m sure your fans would love to see it.” “No, thanks. There’s no need for them to see me crying for help.” Peter said. “Which kind dog was it that made you cry?” James asked amusingly. “Na one of those police dogs wey don gym tire.” “Ah, and those ones go sabi run well.” James chuckled. “I’m telling you. The thing get six packs. Come see legs like, Usain Bolt. I run for my life.” Peter said. “You know that just gave me an idea for your next skit.” James said, trying to conceal his smile. “Does it involve a dog chasing me?” Peter asked, eyeing his brother quizzically. “Actually, I was thinking we should try something bigger like, Tiger or maybe hyena.” James said. “Those ones aren’t big enough, why not use Elephant or Alligator.” Peter said in a sarcastic voice. “You’re a bastard brother, I swear.” He added.

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Everyone believed that the man in baggy was Danny

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OK,,, its not Danny Prince,,, den who are these James,,, Alex and Peter?

...dont know this peepz but ride on

Itzprince wrote:

Everyone believed that the man in baggy was Danny

@itzprince Yeah bro, thats what I thought

interesting story,pls continue now

Episode 10 (2 days later) (Inside a restaurant in Lagos) It’s been quite a hectic day at work, and Lanre could barely wait for his shift to end. One look at him, and it was evident that he was struggling to keep his eyelids open. “Almost time,” He reminded himself as he attended to one of the patrons. Danny was sitting at a table at the far end of the restaurant with a hat on his head. He had adjusted the hat in such a way that it partially concealed his face. He wasn’t quite confident in his disguise just yet. The fake moustache he had on his face, and his supposedly bald head does make him look different but he doesn’t want to take any chances just yet. It would be a real shame if someone should spot him now. All his efforts would have been in vain. Danny, now had his eyes set on the target. His gaze slowly wandered on the waiter who was walking over to one of the tables to deliver their orders. “It’s been almost a decade, and Lanre hasn’t changed a bit.” Danny thought to himself. Although, he has grown a few inches taller and added some extra weight but other than that he’s still the same, Barrister Larry. Danny smiled to himself as he remembered how Lanre got that nickname back in their secondary school days. Lanre was one of the most brilliant kids in school. He always came out with the best grades in every examination. During their final year at school, Larry made it known to everyone, and anyone who would care to listen that, he was going to go on and become one of the most renowned barrister of the law that this country has ever witnessed. Lanre was always full of life and so much confidence that no one ever doubted that he’ll be anything short of his expectations. Danny sighed softly as he gazed at his former best friend and mentor in a waiter’s robe. “How has education failed you, Larry?” “What would you like to order this evening?” Larry asked, trying to muster a smile, despite his tired state. Danny cleared his throat and said. “I’m still yet to make up my mind on either semo or fried rice.” “Why not have both?” Larry said impatiently. Danny was silent for a while before saying. “Ah, a fine suggestion but I’d rather not experiment with my digestive system tonight.” He was switching between a British and an Ibo accent. He still hasn’t made up his mind on which one to settle for. “I’ll have a single serving of fried rice and chicken. Make sure the chicken is very soft and tender, my incisors are not that strong.” “Alright, anything else?” Lanre asked. “What?” “Will you like to have something to drink?” Lanre asked. “Oh, yes. Malt will be great.” Daniel said, resisting the urge to pull off his guise and draw his friend in for a hug. “Alright then.” Lanre said and then he turned to leave. Soon enough, he returned with Daniel’s orders and laid it out on the table. Daniel cleared his throat as he reaches into his coat’s inner pocket and withdrew a wad of cash. He looked over at Lanre and handed him the money. “Keep the change.” He said. “Oh my!” Lanre exclaimed with joy. “Thank you so much.” He said. “Not a problem. I felt you deserve the money after all the stress you’ve been going through all day.” Danny said. “Well, that’s very generous of you.” Larry said, now beaming with smile, and then he suddenly leaned in closer to Daniel before whispering. “Don’t look now but this huge guy sitting at the table a few feet away has been staring at you for some time now.” “Who is he?” Daniel asked, following Larry’s instruction of not looking back. “Hold on,” Lanre said, and then he withdrew his phone and stylishly took a picture of the man, while pretending as if he was showing something to Daniel on the phone. “Here, do you know him?” He asked in a low tone, as he showed the picture to Daniel. “No,” Daniel shook his head sideways. “I really think you should be extra careful when you’re bringing out money around here, there are lots of hoodlums around.” Lanre advised. “I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks for the heads up.” Daniel said. “I’m the one who should be thanking you, this money will really help me out a lot.” Lanre said gratefully before walking away to resume his duty. Once Lanre was out of sight, Daniel got off his seat and walked out of the restaurant. Almost immediately, the strange, huge guy that has been staring at him exits after him………

trouble

writer ooo be frequent in ur post... nice episode..

eeeiiii,,,, but Dan should Hav secretly talk to Lanre

Episode 11 It was the first night in many that Lanre was getting off work with a genuine smile on his face, and it was all thanks to that stranger who handed him a huge tip. In order to save money, Lanre would normally walk the distance from the restaurant back home, but it was a little too late and since he had some cash to spare, he felt he might as well hail a bike. Lanre was standing by the roadside when a white lexus car pulled up next to him, the backseat’s window rolled down and a man stuck his head out to greet him. “Hey buddy,” The man greeted. “Hy…” Lanre replied casually. At a closer look, he noticed that it was the strange customer he met earlier…..the man who gave him a huge tip. He recognized him from his dressing and weird accent. Lanre’s demeanor changed as soon as he noticed and then he smiled. “Oh, hey there. Nice to meet you again sir.” “Need a ride? Come on in.” The man offered. “No thanks. My house is just a stone throw away from here.” Lanre said as politely as he could, before he started walking away. Tip or no tip, he would be damned if he were to enter a stranger’s car at this time of the night. Lanre had only walked a few distances ahead before the car pulled up next to him again. Once again, the window rolled down and the man stuck his head out. “Don’t be shy my friend. Hop in.” He offered. “Hopper ni. I said I’m not going. Na by force?” Lanre snarled. He was starting to get frustrated. Every bone in his body was telling him to turn around and make a run for it. He turned around to start walking in the opposite direction but he was in for a shocker. A man was now standing in his way. It was the huge, bulky guy he saw earlier. The one he was warning the customer about. “So, they’re in this together?” He thought to himself. “Get in.” The bulky man ordered. His voice was strong and deep. Now standing this close to the man, Lanre realized that he’s a lot bigger than he assumed. The street was dark and almost empty and only a few cars were passing at this time. Lanre thought about making a run for it, but what if this guy has a gun. He certainly doesn’t want to get shot by acting foolishly. “Get in.” The man repeated impatiently. Lanre could not think of a better option and thus, he decided to succumb to his fate. “I can’t believe I’m being kidnapped in Lagos.” Lanre thought to himself as he gets into the back seat. “I can’t believe I’m kidnapping someone.” Danny thought to himself, as he smiled smugly.

Who is the strange guy and why s he following Danny?

And will Larry's kidnap be of help in your mission?

u aren't kidnapping someone; u taking your friend, I wonder what part does that play in your game

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Episode 12 Lanre couldn’t tell how far they had driven, it seemed almost like an eternity since he entered into the car. He was sitting next to Daniel in the backseat, while the big muscle guy was sitting upfront, next to the driver. They’ve been driving in utter silence still and the lack of conversation was just increasing Lanre’s level of anxiety as he contemplated jumping out of the moving vehicle. Finally, the car came to a stop and Daniel spoke up. “Leave us.” He ordered, and both the driver and the muscle man got out of the car to give Daniel and Lanre some privacy. “Please don’t kill me.” Lanre pleaded immediately they were alone. Daniel looked at him intently for a moment before speaking up. “Do you know why I’m doing this?” He asked. “I don’t know, just please let me go. Okay, I get it, you want your money back, here take it just please let me live.” Lanre pleaded as he handed the money back to Daniel. Daniel took the money and puts it in his pocket and then he blurted. “That’s not why I’m doing this.” He was still struggling between his choices of accent and now he sounded more like T’Challa from the Black Panther series. Years of vocal chords training has made him really good at voice acting. “Then why?” Lanre asked anxiously. “This is not about the money, it’s about the chicken.” Daniel said, he was now stuck on the T’Challa accent. “The what?” Lanre asked with a confused expression on his face. After all, it’s not every day that a man get’s kidnap because of fried chicken. “I told you I wanted the chicken to be soft and tender but it was as hard as a pebble.” Danny said. “I’m so sorry,” Lanre begged off. “I’m not the one making the meals. The hen was probably still a virgin. Virgin hens are always so hard. It wasn’t my fault, please.” Danny couldn’t believe his ears and he bursts out laughing. “I thought you were a barrister, what do you know about hens?” Daniel asked. This he said in his normal accent. “How did you know?” Lanre asked. It’s been years since anyone had referred to him as a barrister. His body became a little less tensed as he noticed some familiarity in the voice. “Because it’s your old buddy, Daniel. You probably know me as Danny Prince these days.” Daniel said, and then he pulled off his fake moustache. He winced a little bit from the pain as he pulled. “No way!” Lanre gasped. He couldn’t believe his eyes and ears. “How do you like my new look?” Daniel asked as he lifts his hat to reveal his clean shaved head. It took a few moments but Lanre finally saw the resemblance. “Oh my god! Daniel? What the fuck? What in the blue hell? What is going on? Am I hallucinating? What is….Am i……” Lanre was lost for words. “For the sake of all that is holy and good, please explain what the fuck is going on here.” His heart was pounding fast in his chest. “We’re shooting a live video. There is a camera right there, there and there.” Daniel said as he points to some areas in the front seat. “For real?” Lanre asked with a gape mouth and wide eyes as he looks around, trying to spot the cameras. “No, of course not. There are no cameras. I’m just kidding. It’s just you and me in here.” Daniel said with a warm smile on his face. “Okay but I don’t understand. What are you doing here? I mean it’s been almost 12 years since I last saw you in person ever since you became a mega superstar.” Lanre said, he was still struggling to believe that any of this is real. A moment ago, he felt he was been kidnapped and now he’s talking to one of the biggest hip-hop artists in Africa…..it all felt so surreal. “I know, I know. It’s been a long time, and I’m sorry. I’ve been so busy; I never really had time to catch up with some old friends, which is why I’m here. I thought I’d pay you a special visit after all this years.” “Hold on, wait…how did you even find me?” Lanre asked. It was all a bit too much for him to take in. “It was actually very easy. Y’all post everything on social media these days. You see that big guy outside? His name’s Oscar. He’s my bodyguard. He’s been keeping an eye on you for a while now.” “W—wait, what? I mean why? Why would you go through all this trouble just to find me when all you could have done is offer me a VIP ticket to one of your concerts and I would have been there? And what’s with the fake moustache and the weird accents and the whole kidnapping shit?” Lanre wasn’t sure which question to start with so he just blurted them all out. “I already told you, I just wanted to meet you again.” Daniel said. “Listen, as much as I would love to believe that I now have a celebrity friend, who is interested in hanging out with me. I’m finding it very hard to accept the fact that you did all this just because of me.” “Fine. You got me,” Daniel said as he heaves a sigh. “I didn’t come here just because I wanted to see you again. The real reason why I’m here is because I’m in a serious dilemma and I really need your help.” “Hold on. Time out. Allow me to get this straight,” Lanre began as he tries to wrap his mind around what was happening. “You need my help?…..You?? Danny Prince?? What help can a man like me, offer someone like you, explain it to me cause I’ll really like to know.” “It’s hard for me to explain right now. It’s a bit complicated. We’ll go into the details later. All you need to know for now is that this is a very serious issue. Now, will you help me out?” Daniel asked. Lanre paused for a while as if considering his options before finally shaking his head sideways. “No. I can’t.” He said plainly. “I’m sorry but all this just seem a bit too much and far too strange for me. I mean, I can’t understand why you are wearing a disguise and why you have to kidnap me here just so we can have a conversation. This is just freaking me out right now, if I’m going to be honest with you. I’m a very simple guy. I try my best to avoid any form of trouble and this just has trouble written all over it. I’m still trying to get my life together, and I can’t afford to get myself involved in any messy situation that can ruin that. So, you can count me out on whatever this is.” He explained. He hasn’t met Daniel in over a decade and he wasn’t sure if he can still trust this man who just came waltzing back into his life. This just looks suspicious. “Trust me you’re not going to get into any kind of trouble.” Danny reassured but Lanre wasn’t convinced and he appears to have made up his mind . “You won’t be doing this for free either. I’m willing to pay you for your help.” Danny added. “How much do you want to pay that would be worth my integrity?” Lanre asked, showing no interest in the offer. “What if I give you 10 million naira? Trust me you won’t be getting into any trouble.” Daniel explained . Lanre readjusts on his seat and cleared his throat.“I’ll do it.” He said. “Whatever it is, I’ll help you. Not because of the money but for old times sake.” He added. “Thanks, I appreciate you doing this for me.” Daniel said. “We’re not murdering someone, are we?” Lanre asked. “Not at all. We’re simply trying to find someone, that’s what it is.” Daniel said. “Who is it?”

Ok now

Your true Love!

smiles ...go on

hahahhh... blue hell?? that got me cracking... I like ur update routine

Wats d connection btw his quest and kidnapping his friend

owkay,,,, let's go find dat person... but is 10milla not too much to giv just bcos u are Looking for someone???

You're not doing it for the money yet you agreed just at the mention of the amount of money

Wow, seated and waiting

then lanre is not trying to help you because of love,instead because of money,ride on please.

lesky man, welcome back. when are you going to finish killer guard?

I guess he's on his quest for true love