I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I
went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I
looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight
machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, I thought
to myself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me."
I went over to the machine and put One Naira coin in and
out came a card that said, "You are a Comedian and weigh
128 lb, and you are going to London, England."
I sat back down and thought about it. I told myself it
probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it
again. I went back to the machine and put One Naira coin.
Out came a card that read, "You are a Comedian, weigh 128
lb, you are going to London, England and you are going to
play a guitar."
I said to myself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a
musical instrument in my life." I sat back down. From
nowhere a guitar boy came over and set his guitar down
next to me. I picked it up and just started playing beautiful
music. Startled, I looked back at the machine and said, "This
is incredible. I have got to try it again."
Back to the machine, I put One Naira coin in and another
card came out. It said, "You are a Comedian, you weigh 128
lb, you are going to London, England and you are going to
trip and fall on the ground."
Now, I know the machine is wrong. "I've never trip and fell
on the ground in public any day in my life." Well, I tripped
getting off the scale and fell on the ground. Stunned, I sat
back down and looked at the machine. I said to myself,
"This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again."
I went back to the machine, put One Naira coin in and
collected the card. It said, "You are a Comedian, you weigh
128 lb, you have fooled and played around and missed the
plane to London."
I Fainted!..wat A♏ ℓ
[hupso]
