*Jokes for Matured people*
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Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The
Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!
Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness
Slogan?*
A : Try Different Positions With The Same
Woman Instead Of Same Position With
Different Women.
Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30
Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And
Women Will Bleed To Death.
Q : *Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger
Than Right?*
A : Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.
Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty
& A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain,
The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down
The Panty.. It Is Showtime!
Q : *What Does A Signboard Out Side A
Prostitute?s House Say?*
A : Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy
Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?*
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do
It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It
Again.
Q : *Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman
Completely?*
A : Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold,
Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates
Cash
Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?*
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl,
And Observed Something Going Up In His
Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion
Q : *Why Do Men Wear Underwear?*
A : As Per Military Rules, All Types Of
Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During
Peace Time
Q : *Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent
During Sex?*
A : They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of
Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?
Q : *Why Do Women Wear Panty?*
A : Because State Law Says All Man-Holes
Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
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