Letter from Girlfriend Association of
Nigeria.
Dear bachelors.
We don' t want Mr Biggs, shawarma,
suya, ice creams, flowers we are not
gardeners, perfume or chocolate also we don't want iPad phone & BB
dis February 14. All we want is just
come and say Hi to our parent
SHIKENAN. Bcos we want marry dis
year plz save money for the wedding.
Yours faithfully.
Girlfriends Association
Of Nigeria. ( GAON).
Letter from Future Husband Association of Nigeria...
Dear Spinsters,
We are very intimidated with the way sugar daddies parade themselves around you people, We take you to Mr. Biggs, They take you to Ghana, We buy you Shawarma, They employ the Shawarma guy to be making fish barbecue for you, We buy you suya #1000, They kill the cow for your birthday party, We buy you a cup of Ice cream, They pay for your Ice cream allowance, We buy you a bottle of perfume, They buy you one carton, We buy you chocolate, They pay for a year supply to your room, We try, hustle buy you Bb, They pay for the Passport, We vex buy Passport for you, and They buy you a car, We pay for your rent, They buy you a house, We invite you to our house and pay for your bus fare, They invite you to their suit and pay for your flight ticket...... And now, you are getting old, after all the pressing they have pressed you, removing all the essential nutrients that makes you a lady, you want us to come and see your parents over chaff. Let them come and see your parents, so that you can become their 15th wife. Better things they hungry una abi? Thunder......
Yours Faithfully,
Future Husband Association
Of Nigeria
hahahahahahahahah I can't stop laughing!!!!
