#FRIDAY_SPECIAL
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Man, O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at
home.
When he has money, eats the same
vegetables
in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides a bicycle to and
from
home.
When he has money rides an ‘exercise
bicycle’ at
the gym.
When without money, walks to earn food.
When he has money, walks to burn fat.
Man, O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get
married;
When he has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes
secretary;
When he has money, secretary becomes
wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man.
When he has money acts like a poor man.
Man, O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad, but keeps
speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps
wanting
them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps
indulging.
Man, O Man! Never means what he says and
never says what he means.
Life is not about what you couldn't do so
far, it's
about what you can still do.
N200 seems too much to give a beggar but
it
seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
After a whole day of work, spending hours
at the
gym seem alright, but helping his Mother
out at
home seems like a burden.
Praying to God for 3 minutes takes too
much
time but watching a movie for 3 hours
doesn't.
Waits a whole year for Valentine's day but
always forget Mother's day.
Two poor starving kids sitting on the
pavement
weren't given even a slice of bread but a
painting
of them is sold for hundred dollars.
We don't think twice about forwarding silly
jokes,
but we will rethink about sending this
message
on.
Think about It..
Make a change, because you can ....
Here are six easy ways to earn, even after
death.
1) Give a smile or gift to someone. Each time
you give a smile, it will make someone's day.
You gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each
time
a sick person uses it, you gain.
3) Participate in building an orphanage, or a
hospital or a school or a college. Anybody
uses
it, you gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place.
When
someone drinks the water, you gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal
sits in
its shade or eats from it, you gain.
6) And the easiest of all is, share this
message
with people. Even if one applies any of the
above, you gain.
I just did.
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#HappyJumat
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