: So U Caught Ur BF Sleeping With Another Girl Because U Denied Him Sex
And U Have The Guts To Say He's Cheating On U???
Ori e ti Daru
My Sister,U Are Wicked And Selfish
So If NEPA No Give Us Light
We Should Not Use Generator Abi??
I'm going sef... Bye bye
Dis 1 na *Original Gobe o*
My Grandma took my cup of tea that I mix with codeine. Now she is taking *selfie* with my calculator, so my parent are thinking it's old age.
Should I tell them???
Watching GTV news sometimes can be very interesting . There was a story about a guy who raped a goat yesterday afternoon and when It's time to show the goat , they blurred the goats face making me wonder whether the goat was under age or a celebrity.
A guy proposes to you and you turn him down. He proposes to your friend and you call him a womanizer... Eeeiiii so if he doesn't get employed at Fidelity, he shouldn't try Ecobank too?? .......
Witchcraft is when u break up with your gal friend, den she becomes more beautiful
That awkward moment when the 5'star
Sheraton hotel attendant tells you A bottle of coke is #1500.
You'll start explaining and describing coke lyk
"I mean coke... Not the alcoholic one o.the mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi.... The one Coca-Cola produces"
: That awkward moment when you visit your rich
uncle in Abuja and the wife serves you 2 slices
of bread, an egg, and a little cup of tea... And the
kids be like ''uncle can you finish this?''
You be like ''abi iku fe pa yin ni?'' Me wey dey chop 40 slice
