*Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love
is all about forgiveness.
*Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating 5000 people.
*How can a pastor be preaching about charity and put a password on Church WIFI?
*When you are kissing your girlfriend and you see the person owing you money, what will you
do?
*One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is enough to break a heart, one second is enough to fall in love BUT Why is one chapter not enough to pass exams?
*When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at the moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity company) took the light or they are waiting for the smell of the insecticide to subside.
*I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription "Trust No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had a range rover.
*If you want to change the world, do it now that you are still single, because when you get married, you can't even change the T.V station..
