[16/05 2:47 PM] White Man.: PIDGIN PROVERBS. Pls enjoy And Share!!
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1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value
of pikin.
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2. Woman wey never see
problem... na im dey still hold breast run.
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3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear
pant sleep.
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4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é
go hear am.
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5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
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6. Weather hot!! e no mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.
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7. Eye wey dey cry, dey see road.
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8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water,
wey say him march fish,
wetin him mama go march?
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9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no
know say the journey far.
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10. Person wey don faint
before no be stranger to
death.
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11. Person wey chop belle full, no know
wetin hungry man dey see.
Now you fit add your own join.
[17/05 11:09 AM] White Man.: OYA SWEAR TRUTH TO GOD SAY U NEVA DO
ANY
OF THIS.
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with
salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india
vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch
and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth
on the roof for lizards to take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just watch your legs
n hands instead of bathing
before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside
uncompleted building or under
bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs
to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name
on a paper and insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge
door really slowly and see when
the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u did heard of ghost that
stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car
tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and
sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa
play e.g cooking leaf and sand
without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer
with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood
was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....
....Do you knw it is not jangilova
epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE
A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw.
don't be shy. i don't knw either
until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult
don't knw dat nursery rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living standard living" i
knw u are singing it now again,
smiles...
[19/05 1:08 PM] White Man.: oyah sekem sekem sekem
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You can now purchase Petrol for 57naira on Jumia, Konga and
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