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FUNNY LIFE FACTS

FUNNY LIFE FACTS

By XTOPHER in 9 Apr 2016 | 23:59
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1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood,
just pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with
guys. That's where the truth is.
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
8.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man,
a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. LoL! Quit funny!
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM -5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE -2002. My
dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women
still retain the 1st position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
13. To those who commit suicide; why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people
are looking for who to use for money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel, na wash ooooo.
9 Apr 2016 | 23:59
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@frankkay pls help with the list
10 Apr 2016 | 00:02
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Funny but true
10 Apr 2016 | 01:20
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Lolzz.. Funny! Thump up
10 Apr 2016 | 02:35
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Lolzzz funny
10 Apr 2016 | 02:58
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Funny
10 Apr 2016 | 03:15
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abi
10 Apr 2016 | 03:26
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baba na truth you talk
10 Apr 2016 | 03:40
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funny facts :) :)
10 Apr 2016 | 03:52
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10 Apr 2016 | 04:02
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na true talk oo
10 Apr 2016 | 04:09
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abi o
10 Apr 2016 | 04:45
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FACTS
10 Apr 2016 | 05:53
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yeee very funny :)
10 Apr 2016 | 06:23
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lol.... funny but truth
10 Apr 2016 | 07:12
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Lols.
10 Apr 2016 | 08:32
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Hahahaha. Very funny
10 Apr 2016 | 11:59
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Kukukuku
10 Apr 2016 | 18:49
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Lol... Confirm
20 Apr 2016 | 18:59
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Dat number 6 is craay
20 Apr 2016 | 19:00
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