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Funny Pastor

Funny Pastor

By Adedayo in 24 Nov 2015 | 10:30
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A Pastor finished his sermon one day and concluded the service by saying “now brethren, I want you all to go home and meditate on the words you have heard today, the next time we meet, I’m going to be preaching to you about Liars and the consequences of lying”, he then went on to add “as preparation for my sermon on ‘liars’, I would like you all to read Mark 17 when you get home”.
The following Sunday, the pastor rose to begin his sermon. As he mounted the pupil to address the congregation, he looked at everyone and said “as promised last week, I am going to be talking about liars and the act of lying this week; now, before I start, how many of you read Mark 17 as I instructed you to?”
To the young pastors surprise almost everyone in church raised their hands, the entire choir and even some elders in church also had their hands up.
Laughing his heart out the pastor said “now put your hands down, this makes things easier for me, I told you I will be talking about liars, all of you who raised up your hands are the very people I am going to be talking about today because the book of Mark has only 16 chapters!!!
One word for this young pastor?
24 Nov 2015 | 10:30
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lolz
24 Nov 2015 | 10:41
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Smart Pastor
24 Nov 2015 | 10:53
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funny pastor
24 Nov 2015 | 11:03
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Caught in the act
24 Nov 2015 | 11:05
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Funny pastor, I tink dt pastor must be pastor akpors
24 Nov 2015 | 11:07
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Hilarious
24 Nov 2015 | 11:18
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Lol... Very Funny Man of God!!!
24 Nov 2015 | 11:25
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Chai see liarx in the church
24 Nov 2015 | 11:29
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i m d pastor nah
24 Nov 2015 | 12:01
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So na bet tinz nah
24 Nov 2015 | 12:30
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Lolz
24 Nov 2015 | 12:52
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Lolzzz... Funny pastor
24 Nov 2015 | 13:12
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@Alabi @VictoriousChild @Jummybabe @Skookum @Uncleba426 @DonMikie @Pizzaro Wise!!! I saw this in a church magazine but the Pastor did not ask them to read it. He just mounted the pulpit and ask who has read Psalm 151 nd half of the congregation raised their hands up
24 Nov 2015 | 14:10
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Wow...... He's just too smart......... Lieing ain't a good thing though
24 Nov 2015 | 15:09
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Funny P man......Good way to pass the message shaa
24 Nov 2015 | 15:32
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lol... redhanded...smart n funny move!
24 Nov 2015 | 15:44
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Good one
24 Nov 2015 | 15:56
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Damn Funny .. This Joke Made My Day
24 Nov 2015 | 16:07
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Lolzzzzzzzz
24 Nov 2015 | 17:47
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Ion knw
24 Nov 2015 | 18:54
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Hahahaha.......
24 Nov 2015 | 18:54
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Ova sabi
24 Nov 2015 | 18:54
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He's a good teacher
25 Nov 2015 | 01:31
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wow even choir n elders dey shd have been removed from dat post cause dy are misleading the congregation
25 Nov 2015 | 02:13
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Lol
25 Nov 2015 | 03:15
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SMART!!!
25 Nov 2015 | 03:43
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Lol smart pastor
25 Nov 2015 | 07:12
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Lol
25 Nov 2015 | 08:27
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Hahahah the pastor nah crook :)
25 Nov 2015 | 13:25
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Smartness
25 Nov 2015 | 19:50
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LWKMD
26 Nov 2015 | 15:27
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Lol....Pastor Jazzy na his name
27 Nov 2015 | 15:14
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don't even no d adjective to use sef smiles
27 Nov 2015 | 17:10
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People dey lie for inside church again
2 Apr 2016 | 01:53
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Baddest
4 Apr 2016 | 06:59
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