1. Someone on his status "Sleeping"
since 3days.
He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I
guess he hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since
1month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available".
How free are you? 5. From first day their status is, "Hey
there! I'm
using WhatsApp"
I Know, that's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance
service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk,
WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your phone,
you're not using the phone's Primary function.
8. Someone is "At the movies"
for the past 6 weeks.
Either he owns the theater or sells
popcorn there,
just guessing 9. Someone's own "At school".
What the hell are we gonna do about
your being
in school, save us the story it's all
yours not for us
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a
week.
She must be very busy probably
"picking beans"
or breaking melons
11. This pisses off most "Battery about to die" for
3 consecutive months.
Should we contact PHCN concerning
the power
situation of your house or buy you
new generator?
12. How can someone be "At the gym"
for 4
months?
Is he preparing himself for a race
against Usein Bolt or he/she want fight with JOHN
CENA?
13. You're always "In a meeting" then
focus on
the meeting and quit WhatsApp or Is
WhatsApp the venue for the meeting?
Pls no vex abeg check ur status again..
lol
