1. I have been crying since yesterday that I talked to this girl,how can you say your favourite fruit is yam?
2. A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.
3. I paid 10million naira as your brideprice, built a house and bought a car for your dad, sent your mum abroad for medical checkup, train your siblings in school and you say I'm your life partner...
My dear, I'm not your 'Life Partner'... I'm your LORD and PERSONAL SAVIOUR.
4. For those of you who call your girlfriends and boyfriends, "BABY"; there will be an immunization program tomorrow at the general hospital. Please, bring them so we can kick polio...
5. I can't stand these grown men in their 30s thinking they're too young for marriage... Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve!
6. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious!
7. I want to be very rich to the extent that if I find a rat in my house, instead of killing it, I will just leave and buy another house!
8. Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!
9. Behind Every Successful Man, There is a Woman!If You Need More Success, Increase The Number of Women!
10. TRUE FACTS
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a penis is
three times the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text...
A man is still looking at his thumb.
True or False
