when Nolly wood actors are caught in bed with another woman by their wives,here is what they say;
Ramsey Noah
"I am sorry dear its not what you think.I can explain"
John Okafor(Mr. Ibu):
"Na my village people.You know me na.You know say i no fit do this kind thing.Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"
Chiwetalu Agu:
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are old school.You dont know how to do.I did it with her.Why are you angry?
Nkem Owoh(Osuofia):
"I said it, this is a set up. So you set me up with your best friend.If not,why was she seducing me? How, did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman.Dont worry,when we get to the Umunna,you'll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"
Pete Edocie:
"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit with the broom of a witch.Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul, and i will show you what fire dies to the ears of a Rat"
Olu Jacobs:
"Honey, i am sorry.I will give you a cheque of #10 million.Please take it and go shopping with it.I will also buy you a new car.Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"
Charles Awurum:
"Na this witch ooh.She talk say my wife no fit match am for bed,she kan talk say she be the best;That my wife no fit do reach am.Na im i talk say make i prove her wrong to save your face.But the thing be say,i no know how i take reach there,the only thing i remember be say i just see my self on top am.No be my fault ooh.."
Tomy Umez:
"I am sorry duurling, it wont happen again"
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