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Funny Wife.

Funny Wife.

By Pweety in 15 Sep 2016 | 10:40
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WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: Chai!

Wife: What's the score now,

Husband: Just 1 - 1

Wife: Who's having 1, who's having the other 1 ?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)....

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.

Pls don't laugh alone !! Pass it on?...

Enjoy your day.
15 Sep 2016 | 10:40
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Lol
15 Sep 2016 | 10:44
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Wow..i initially thought that she was an illiterate not knowing it was just a ploy for her to watch her favourite telemundo :mail:
15 Sep 2016 | 10:45
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Funny indeed. But if it's one of those husbands who get easily annoyed eh u for don chop slap
15 Sep 2016 | 10:51
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lol...
15 Sep 2016 | 10:51
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funny
15 Sep 2016 | 11:38
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Yeah Yeah,women rocks...lol
15 Sep 2016 | 11:58
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