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girls and material things

By Samnolimit in 20 May 2016 | 06:02
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[5/20, 8:49 AM] Samson: Man: Marry me?
Woman: Do you have a flat?
Man: No.
Woman: Do you have a maruti car?
Man: No.
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary, but,..
Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please!
Man: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsches. Why do i still need to buy Maruti. How can i get
the salary when actually I'm the BOSS...
Woman:? thatz why i told you to leave,,cuz am coming to your house to propose to you.....



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[5/20, 8:51 AM] Samson: Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in d UK.We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.I need ur blessings and good wishes daddy.
Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.. sell him on OLX.co
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Nonsense generation! You will divorce on yahoo! ???
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20 May 2016 | 06:02
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Hahahahaha. I love d first one
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@fabulous Vicky hope u are not like that.... just kidding
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Lol.. Hilarious
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Lol....she is smart
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