God Is Watching
The following below are some of the
lies people update on Facebook...
You buy some cheap underwear at a
Bend-down-select under market
(bootleg market) and on Facebook you
write: ”I love Gucci underwear” *God is
watching you*
You're a married man with 2 kids and
on Facebook you always claim to be
single. *God is watching you*
You’re are drinking ice water and you
update: “I’m drinking Johnny Walker
on the rocks” *God is watching you*
You’re in the house Listening to a radio
but you update: “Watching Avengers at
the cinemas.” *God is watching you*
You sell retail biscuit, airtime and
chewing gums in a grocery shop and
you update: “Had a long day in the
office.” *God is watching you*
You are waiting for a bus/taxi and you
update: “Stuck in traffic. Thank God for
the air conditioner in my car.” *God is
watching you*
You are using some fake Chinese
phone and you update your status: “My
laptop is slow.” *God is watching you*
You are in some fake slum and you
update your status: “Near Mayfair
Garden Lekki” *God is watching you*
Your real name is Bizibu/
Kekimirenzyo/Musa/Akpos or some
funny names and on Facebook you call
yourself 'Mcute Pretty' 'Bootylicious
Fly' *God is watching you*
You can add other lies people post on
Facebook in the comment box below
