1. I fail to understand why
many girls of nowadays
can
drink like their dads, but
they can't cook like their
moms! .
2. I nearly fainted
yesterday; I asked an old
man, "Even
after 90 years, you still
call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey',
'Love'. What's the
secret?" . OLD MAN: "I
forgot her
name 10 years ago and
I'm scared to ask her" .
3. Welcome to Nigeria
where Jesus sends you a
WhatsApp text and
threatens to kill you if you
don't share it
.
4. Good sex can make a
man apologise for
anything he
didn't do, he will be like "Baby, sorry for Mandela's
death"
...... #lol# .
5. I don't know the spirit
that comes with bottled
water, Whenever a black
man buys it, he starts
behaving like he is the richest man in the
community.
.
6. Girls be pointing out
spelling mistakes on social
network yet they cant point out the real father
to their
kids
.
7. If you are a woman
with beauty and no brains, it's
your private parts that
suffers the most.
.
8. Just because Rihanna
doesn't wear a bra, doesn't
mean you have to copy
her and show us nipples
that
are pointing at your
shoes. ....don't insult me oooo
am not feeling fine
biko......
.
9. So you walk with a guitar because you are an
up
coming artist
Have you ever seen an
upcoming prostitute
walking with a bed?
.
10. My girlfriend is only
allowed three guy friends.
The
father, the son and the Holy spirit.
.
11. That moment when
you join a porn group and
find
that your dad is one of the Admins. gbese
re o
.
12. Two reasons I dont
allow my girlfriend to
touch my iPhone 7
1. I dont have a girlfriend
2. I dont have an iPhone 7
.
13. Bleaching your skin till
you shine brighter than your
future is not a problem,
the problem is having
White
Face, Yellow Hands,
Chocolate Lips, and Black Legs..My sister what are
you..Zebra? .
15. If you've been faithful
all your relationships and
none of them worked out
.. cheat for a change..
. .
16. With the increase in
the rate of fornication, If i
were God ,the next
generation kids would
receive their reproductive organs on
their wedding night..NO
WEDDING NO ORGANS .
17. The phone that I
bought with my own
money is
now correcting my
English....Thisis witchcraft in
Technology.
.
18. Women are like police
they can have all the
evidence in the world but they want you to confess
it
with your mouth.
They will be like "Are you
cheating on me?".
My sister do you expebct him to say Yes? .
19. Growing old is
compulsory - growing up
is optional. .
20. A bitter woman says
ALL men are the same, but
a
wise woman decides to
stop choosing the same type
of Men .
21. In Africa, saloons are
like gossip stadiums
.
22. My sister,get married
to a short man and if he cheats on you just put his
phone on top of a fridge
until he behaves
.
23. All I hear always is,
"No sex before marriage." If
that was God's plan, then
you would receive your
penis
or vagina on your
wedding day. .
24. Engineers are so lonely
that even GF means
Grounds Floor to them
.
25. Lionel Messi didn't just wake up and become the
best player in the world
he trained...
So if your girl is good in
bed i got news for you.... .
26. No one's gonna die if
their partner leaves them
..Remember ,It's a
relationship not respiration
. 27. You broke up with a
guy from your hood then
date
another one from your
hood & you say you've
moved on! No my sister you're
just moving around .... 28. Most of the guys that
say they don't date fat
girls
have fat mothers. Be
humble like your dad. .
29. If you are dating a
beautiful girl,know that a
minimum of 3 guys per
day try their luck on
her,which makes 21 guys per
week,84 guys per
month,1008 per
year..now tell me,can
your girl say NO 1008
TIMES? .
30. When you are too
single that even when you
type
"kissing" auto correct
changes it to "kidding." May your
story change in 2017........
can i hear u say amen
.
31. My High School
Teacher Taught Me Most
Of The
Lies I Tell Today, Back Then She'll Tell Me To
Write A
Letter To My Uncle Abroad
When She Knows My Uncle
Is In The Village!
NJOY YOUR DAY and if after reading this
post you didn't like and
comment then your
case is worst than that of
a 90 year old woman who
attempted abortion......
