1) You take a girl out, order for pepper soup, shawarma and drink for her while you settle with a bottle of Harp to watch her consume your meagre earnings!!! Teeth dey pain u to eat meat and fish? ? I can’t personally order for something for a girl when I cannot afford to eat it! ? I dey craze? ?
2) You have food at home, yet you still take her out to an eatery! Probably, you cook rice for ur house and u go still carry her go buy rice at Shoprite! Nor be the same Asia dem bring both rice from? ? Abi ur own na Urhobo rice? ?
3) You use your last cash to pay for a babe’s transportation and you have a long way to get home!!! The trekking wey dey wait for u still dey wack beans for house! ?
4) You travel from Port-Harcourt to Ilorin to see a babe you met online! Just because of Oripopo!!! That ‘thing’ that you are scheming for can claim your life in the process! #StayAlive#…#KidnappingAndRitualsAreReal#?
5) Using your school fees, including money for books to buy Iphone6 and Brazilian hair for a babe! Your papa dey train you for school, u come dey train another person!!! Iwu onye ara? ?
6. You are dumb if you have sent a lady avalanche of messages on Facebook and you didn’t get a reply. You still went ahead to beg her to please reply your message.
7. You are dumb if you are in your late twenties, and you still discuss with friends how to get under the skirts of your kid sister’s mate
8. You are dumb if you send N1, 000 recharge card to a lady, and you later start begging your friends to please transfer N50 credit to you, that you want to use it to make an important call that would fetch you a job
9. If you drink Jedi, Opa eyin, Orijin and the likes, in a bid to show your bedmatics skills, and still end up climaxing after 2 minutes 10. Feel free to add urs
